Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.
Claimed.
Claiming best girlie!
>>694381322
I said lewds, not swimsuits.
>>694381210
Kys
Rory-sama claimed
>>694380917
Did you intend that to rhyme?
>>694380949
Tell that to half the people here, i recognize a lot of dead waifus.
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX7RSKu_QK4
>give me (you)'s
>>694381373
Hey hank mod, how's it going?
>>694380744
Hmhm
>>694381210
Exactly!
>A more cancerous Keem? :^)
Mine
Night everyone Keep it classy.
Miho claimed
>>694381530
Fine.
>>694381456
Well, people can get lewd in their swimsuits, can't they?
>It's called mirco-bikinis.
I expect a (You)
>>694381726
>
>>694381780
Can't forget the Mako and Ryuko anons as well
>>694381675
Good to hear, you have a nice night, ya hear?
>>694381541
>>694381856
And the Nani Sore anon.
>>694381929
kek
>>694381865
Aye.
Claimed
>>694381846
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>>694381955
Feisty~
>>694382134
qt3.14
Should i post lewds of the other anons waifus?
Here's one for DIO
>>694381481
>Kys
Once you have a non Leafyishere-tier insult I will :^)
>>694381541
Nah a less sociopath centered and cuter Keem~
>Best idol claimed
>>694382148
saw this today when i was looking for a render
>shino
Howdy friends, whats everyone up to tonight?
>>694381726
I dont care about bikini. I care about shit like >>694381780
Looks like they're gone, oh well. Satsuki claim
shes the real waifu
>>694382420
Shitty seasonal wifu
>>694381929
I need more satire.
>>694382236
Hate you..
>>694382278
Boi you finna catch these hands more like it
>>694382306
Doing a little throwback play on some Ds2 pvp
>>694382278
Anything is cuter than Keem~
>>694382713
With love? <3
>>694382399
Sadly that's the best one there is.
>>694382545
What's a wifu?
>>694382454
One tit looking at the audience, the other tit looking Hercules
>>694382798
The usual again
>>694382251
Video won't load
>>694382105
>>694382684
The face on the bottom is hilarious
>>694382713
Oh man, didn't realize people were still playing the second one. Isn't it considered the worst one? how are you'er thoughts on the third one? I personally liked it a lot but I never got to fully explore DS1. I just got to the Asylum Demon, died, and then never got the game to work again.
>>694382945
>Rattle rattle
dibs
>>694383077
I just got into bloodborn im lovin it. I beat DS3 I was dissapointed with the new game plus aspect. VERY EASY
i think i may post lewds of Yuno now for more (You)s.
>>694383016
You mean the Ditto?
>>694383165
>Rattle rattle
>>694382291
Why does that almost look like one of the lewds I already have of Yoko?
>>694382684
Don't we all need more of it?
>>694382945
Remember, you can only wear panties on your head as long as you're already wearing a pair underneath.
>>694382306
Heyo Emi, just the usual night of doing nothing. Yourself?
I found this site by the way. Wondered if you already knew about it.
http://www.masseffectindoctrination.com/
>>694382713
I think you have bigger problems to attend to~
>>694382798
Kek, you have a point.
>>694382798
Canoe.
>>694383379
>Scared rattling intensifies
>>694383387
>>694383379
You both still haven't been examined yet
>I'll need you to strip down immediately
>>694383403
Of course I do~
Is his channel dead yet?
>>694383500
Coca-cola
>>694383322
I know it's ditto. The leg parting on Brock is great too
>>694383077
It is but after you play it for long enough (if a big fan of souls) you'll grow into it. Sorta like a love/hate relationship for the game
I like Ds3 but knowing typical souls.. waepons and such arent very balanced especially with invasion when odds are stacked against you.. like TOO MUCH stacked, wish they kept some elements from Ds2 but whatev
>>694383322
Good, I need something to wank
>>694383331
>>694383403
Keep on pushin.. you'll catch these hands
>>694383495
I want to lick her cunny
>>694383677
H-How dare you.
Best waifu claimed
>>694383619
Go right ahead, I was just about to get into my nightwear anyways.
>>694383387
Deal. Wait, no deal.
That'd mean no more wearing panties on my head during sexual conquest.
>>694383610
Aww what're you scared of?
A little being dead?
>Rattle rattle
>>694383619
I don't think so. I've played this game with you before. Always ends with me posting lewd things and you just watching. No fairness.
>>694383619
Hohoo~ Dr Mizore
>>694383699
What will a 108lbs boy will do to me?~
>>694383750
That's what you get for comparing me to a fucking canoe!~
>>694383918
>
>>694384071
Come and find out boi
>>694383897
>Take pictures and show me~
>>694383918
Well if you wanted me to share all you had to do was ask
>>694383954
I specialize in pelvic exams
>>694383271
I could not for the life of me get into Bloodborne. I actually really liked DS3, I agree it was easy but it was really fun. Until I reached the Jailers in the dungeon. That when I realized what true anger is...
>>694383403
same, doing nothing but listening to music and playing katawa. Oh fuck me no I'm going to have to read through this. I wonder if they used this to help write the documentary
>"There is something wrong with the end of Mass Effect 3. No it is not that it is bad. In fact I think it is utterly brilliant in many ways"
So nice seeing someone else think so too
>>694383699
I had a hard time with DS2, I torrented the game so the only help I got was from the npc summons but if you fucked up on their quests they'd never show. I got stuck and never beat the game.I liked it alot though, I just heard alot of people didn't
I'm doing something wrong, why no (You)s?
>>694383697
Kek
>>694383720
so it was you :o
>>694384071
Fuckin' floatie.~
>>694384267
I'm just a shitposting lewd anon but yes.
i made a claim because why not?
>>694382236
You're the qtpi
Well, for once Im dont at work before I thought I would be. I will see you all in about 40 mins maybe.
>>694383677
I'm not sure but I know it's still losing subscribers. Even if the channel is kill that gnome will find a way to stay relevant.
>>694383699
Those hands look pretty soft~
>>694384255
Sounds like a nice time. Yeah I stumbled across it now too long ago. Reading it at the moment too.
>>694384210
Nigga I've been boxing
You lil' punch will be cute~
>>694384269
That's worse than calling me an heretic...
>>694384569
no u~
>>694384655
RWBY!!
>>694384706
You fight a losing battle my friend.
>>694384706
Toy boat pool floaty
>>694382399
I just remembered i had this.
>>694384680
Fuck ;-;
>>694384782
You fucking cola
I don'ti regret befriending ya <3
>>694384882
nice
Did i kill thread?
>>694384218
Wew boy I think I'm in need of a check up
>>694384255
You're not alone, the way the game works is just broken
>>694384680
>>694384706
Come then, you'll see just how "soft" they are
>>694384257
Blow jobs won't do. Gotta go sexier! arouse the crowd!
>>694384706
Heretic pool floaty qtpi
>>694385235
There sadly isn't any good stuff for Yuno.
>>694385230
Hmm... You have some experience when it come to fighting, dwarf?
>>694385281
Cute tsun~
>>694384257
here, have a (you)
>>694384680
Do you by chance watch any of the documentary? I was surprised how long and big it got so I'd understand if you'd have to watch increments. I think it goes over all 3 games including DLC
>>694385230
Im really excited to see what the DLC is for DS3, I love the DLC for 2 alot, even though again i couldn't beat it...
>>694385235
Nice.
>It's actually a sad story
>>694384218
All it is is just a sleeveless shirt and some workout pants (I really don't know what to call them, but the insides feel like the netting used in men's swimsuits but more breathable).
>>694383918
Yeah, sorry about that. Don't want people to think you're a little crazy like Tomoko.
>Let's not forget the panty hand-fan incident.
>>694385483
Who told you I was cute or a tsun?!
>>694385141
<3
>>694385483
Throw dem hands boi
>>694385500
Yeah Ds3 is long needing a dlc, all im really doing is pvp and brainstorming builds
>>694385585
>Takeitoff.png
>>694385230
>Daily dose
>>694385930
>>694385500
Thank (You)
>694385738
Agreed.
>>694385930
Thank you doc, now I can finally get off~
>>694385357 #
Great gal deserves great porn
>>694385554 #
Never seen it. I know it's not hentai for sure
Saber claim
>>694386077
I'm on the first week of my edge ;-;
Should i start i hunger games sim with the Waifus?
>>694386073
https://youtu.be/u3kCMJ-3uMM?t=7s
>>694385665
My instincts~
>>694385686
Motherfucker <3
>>694385727
Yeah.. I'm not gonna fight a feather-tier rookie~
>edited because of typos~
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>694386234
>>694386185
Edge?
>>694386261
>>694386234
Am I cute?
speedwaifu
>>694386234
>>694386385
You have barely any weight! You throw your hardest punch at me it'll feel like a jab from someone my weight
>>694386185
Resist!
>>694382134
Tohsaka waddup?
>>694382306
Contemplating on going solo league and Chillin in bed.
>>694383271
DS3 was surprisingly easy; I never had fear fighting the bosses, but their themes, maps were so good.
Bloodborne is great too
>>694383379
Radda radda
>>694383495
Oy KONATASAMARAMAFAMALLAMA
Tristana claimed
I wonder what OP thinks of these
>>694386400
Yes
>>694386420
I have a needwagon for speedwagon
>>694385727
I got a couple of buddies of mine together and we each had the weapons and armor from the Abyss Watchers fight, my favorite boss, and we would use fingers on the host and lay down right out side the Pontiff's room. the normal pvp area, and one of us would fight the invader and after a certain time another would get up and join the fight and so on. We won everytime.....we are fucking cancer. What was your favorite boss?
>>694386400
Holy hell.
>>694386385
Essentially not fapping
>>694386447
I am
>>694386518
Post the full pic you cunt
>>694386518
whhaat? That is so frigging awesome
Abyss Watchers: favorite theme, weapons, armor, and sad storu
>Tristana
>>694385141
At least it's known how much of a scumbag he is now, even though people should of known way before.
>>694385230
Nah I don't need you to show me. Got some oven mitts downstairs, perfect example.
>>694385500
I watched a bit of it, not the full first video even but the point with the dream sequence was very neat.
>>694386518
I'm taking that as "holy hell you're cute af"
>>694386590
How long have you held out?
>>694386830
Day 3 now
Half the shitposts in this thread are mine. Should i be proud?
>>694386881
You can do this; I usually tend to do things to keep my mind occupied
I'm starting today since yesterday I succumbed
>>694386447
Then you aint got nothing to lose then
Bring it
>>694386518
As much as he gave me a hard time.. nameless king.. no better feeling in the game than to finally kill him
>>694386590
Hmm I need to do that sometime
>>694386717
https://youtu.be/u3kCMJ-3uMM?t=7s
>>694386590
Good!
>>694386717
Yeah.. I haven't heard of the guy until the exposed video from pyro~
>>694387057
I'll feel bad fighting a midget...
>>694387057
Maid Yuno is cute.
>>694387124
>5'7
>Midget
What are you, a fucking spartan?
>>694387132
Indeed
>>694386931
>>694387326
>>694386510
You can play league in bed? I wish I could do that...
>>694386663
;)
>>694386687
I know, I love it all. The music kills me, same for Iudex.
>>694386717
It's so very good and I couldn't recommend it enough. One of my favorite parts is about the Rachni and the Queen, I wont give it away but it's very fascinating
>>694387057
Speaking of bosses and hard times, Oceiros made me want to die. He would charge and barely clip you with his knee and boom. You're done.
We /lewd/ now?
>>694387260
I thought you were shorter with that weight! You're a skele~
>>694387445
Just get behind him and slap his tail a few times, roll back cause he'll do a twirl, repeat
>>694387534
Better be a good shot, can imagine the embarrassment you'll get getting beat by a skeleton
>>694387500
Karen! and yes.
>>694387686
Okie
Juvia... My one true waifu <3
>>694387670
I boxed for 3 years, pretty sure I can handle a skele
>>694387057
>I'll fuck you in your ass
>Faggot
You're sending me mixed signals man.
>>694387124
Really? You were spared for so long. Do you watch Pyro a lot?
>>694387445
Well it's not like I have anything going on tonight. I'll try to get through the first video.
>walking home
>windy day
>spits
>lands on my face
Newly made wheat product?
