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how can females compete with THIS?
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>>694380954
Vaginas are much easier to clean, you don't need any equipment.
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Name
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>>694380954
if the female is stronger then it's quite easy.
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Shit body nice face
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>>694381290
I'm not the one keeping my ass clean.
Also, considering all the shitty infections they can get, I wouldn't agree that maintenance is easier with a pussy.
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>>694381290
Yeah no.
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So tell me, are the thigh high socks to cover your leg hair so you don't have to shave them? It seems every tranny on here wears the things.
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>>694382177
yeh
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>>694381964
kek
>doesn't change the fact there is decomposing waste going through your asshole
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>>694382177
Do not ruin high socks for me anon
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>>694382379
So? I wouldn't want to slurp period blood either?
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By not being faggots.
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>>694382409
>Do not ruin high socks for me anon
well actually this ruined them for me anon
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>>694382484
>I wouldn't want to slurp period blood either?
yeah but that's once a month during child bearing years and virtually not at all if you use some types of birth control. Shit is always everyday babe
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surgery
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>>694382693
>Shit is always everyday babe
if you're regular :)
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>>694382177
even as a legit female, I do this
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>>694382177
Probably, also it's a fetish that is easily indulged on, especially if people buy them for you.

>>694382693
Well yeah, but then again I don't plan on actually eating shit, similarly like I don't plan on eating period blood.
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>>694382902
wear to cover your leg hair or just wear them? I wanted to but now not so much
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>>694380954
That's an easy one.
They don't have a dick, so they easily win. Most of them were not born retarded like that fag in the video, so they get extra points.
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You guys are all faggots wow. To think you beat out other sperm what a fucking shame
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>>694382920
>also it's a fetish
didn't know this, thanks anon
>I don't plan on actually eating shit,
My point is more about exposure to toxins, bacteria that can kill you or make u sick, of course not talking about eating it. man you guys like to deflect when you know your point has been refuted, doncha?
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>face and body of a woman
>thinks like a man
>cock > vageena anyway

Explain to me why traps aren't the future.
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>>694383012
this
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>>694381964
>shitty infections
>in vaginas that don't pass shit
kek
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>>694383324
o baby no babies that's why baby
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>>694383767
>can cum deep inside traps/trannies as much as you want without the fear of pregnancy
>have to pull out or pray that your condom didn't break when cumming in a female because pregnancy is still a thing for them
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>>694383952
okay darlin, never you mind, big folks talkin right now
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>>694384294
Okay, closet homo. At least I'm comfortable with my own sexuality to relentlessly fuck a trap.
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Bunch of faggots arguing whether or why it's better to fuck a man or a woman
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>>694383870
Sauce or name? Hnnggggg
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>>694384395
kek I'm way comfy hetero femanon used to escort and do all kinds of crazy things with both sexes, just think the whole traps vs real women argument is bullshit. to each his own but you don't have to trash what you are trying so desperately to imitate whilst doing it.
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>>694383870
tell me there's a video of her cumming while receiving anal.
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>>694384731
>escort

Ah, so you're a whore?
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>>694384844
no just a person who enjoys sex and was overly so thanks to being sexually abused at a young age, I'm good now, I promise
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>>694384993
story,
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>>694385455
of what?
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>>694384993

except you aren't being sexually abused anymore, boo
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I jerk off to traps sometimes but wouldnt want to fuck one
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>>694384993
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>>694384605

miran
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>>694384605
TS Miran
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>>694385707
>aren't being sexually abused anymore
yeah sometimes that sucks
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>>>/x/1208196
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>>694386157

what was your favorite part?
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>>694386213
>?
the group groping/force
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>>694386293

are you sure it wasn't the helplessness?
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>>694386213
favorite isn't the word, just the most arousing to think about. none of it was favorite material but yes high arousal because it's what you know
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>>694386432
I'm sure that was part of it
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>>694386438

and the being forced to do things you don't like, that was probably big
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>>694386616
no not really
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>>694386783

oh i think you're lying
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>>694380954
you gay man fekin fegit
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>>694387027

i bet you're really into it but you lie to yourself. i bet you wish you were still tied up
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>>694381290
uh, that's a plus
vaginas are clean because the produce babies
arses might take a little cleaning but they never produce babies
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>>694387361
Actually I enjoy bondage, been experimenting with it for many years
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>>694384605
think she also goes by candy
there's a video somewhere of her with dada
spretty good
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>>694383290
My point is, if you're living an unclean lifestyle, you'll get sick. If you don't, you won't.
Similar to eating out a girl that doesn't wipe properly.
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>>694383870
link video pls
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>>694384731
> trash the original
Isn't that what's supposed to happen when you come out with a better model?
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>>694383290
if she keeps her ass clean, you eat that ass and jerk off at the same time from the amazing smell!
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>>694388037
no, no it's not.
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>>694380954
actual females can have actual kids.
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>>694388412
which is one of the most basic reasons for having sex, if not the most popular reason
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>>694388387
Really? I wonder why every company ever markets their new product as better and more capable than the old one, basically ridiculing it for the lack of features the new one has.
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>>694388623
> having kids
> most common reason for sex
I hope you're joking.
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>>694388155
mkay
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You can't honestly think men with tits are better than women?
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>>694388750

evolutionarily
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>>694388662
yeah if they want to sell any older models they won't. and a new model implies that you are in the same type of the old one which.. well is not the case.
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>>694388978
>pretending to have a clit in his ass
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>>694389058
>if they want to sell any older models they won't
That's generally why they, you know, made the new models in the first place. They want you to buy the newer, pricier one, instead.

>well is not the case
>Bed warmer =/= Bed warmer?
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>>694389058
> the new woman 2015
> basically we changed everything
> we completely overhauled the underlying hardware, eliminating monthly maintenance updates and irreproducible illogical behavior
> the interface has remained largely the same except for one new feature
> the control joystick, easily control your partner via the three directional joystick located at the center of the device for ease of access
> we also removed redundancy and got rid of the pussy port, all input is now accepted trough the butt plug, no tedious switching anymore
> and finally we reduced the breast to allow for switching between male and female mode
Enjoy your partner the way YOU want to!
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>>694389042
I still doubt that, but yeah its meant to produce offsprings.
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>>694389312
let me introduce you to the wonder of the male g-spot
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>>694390086
so... you're wrong :)
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>>694380954
I see /b/ is being raided with actual faggotry again
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>>694390314
no, thanks, really. no.
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>>694390473
weird to find someone so against the idea of sexual pleasure
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>>694388412
Blasphemy!! Only god can create life. Everything is devil's work, you Satan worshipper!
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>>694388623
>the most popular reason
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>>694390557
No I'm an expert on sexual pleasure, just don't need to be introduced to that particular mythological entity. I have enjoyed men's asses orally, many times.
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>>694390695
>I'm an expert on sexual pleasure
See, your mistake was assuming that every organ reacts like your dick, and that all stimuli feel like your hand. It's a bigger world than you know, friend.
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>>694390406
So... It means it was designed for pro creation but don't even try to argue that humans primarily have sex to produce children. We both know that is in no way true.
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>>694390945

no my dick's pretty big
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>>694380954
>how can females compete with THIS?
A) by not having a disgusting little bean-bag stuck between their legs
B) by not having a bony little Twiggy Lawson ass
C) by not looking like someone is slowly stabbing them in a horribly painful way throughout every instance of intercourse
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>>694390945
you're biggest mistake is presuming I have a dick.
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>>694390947
>We both know that is in no way true.
which is why I said "basic" if not most popular
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>>694391111
This is /b/. Of course, you have a dick. And a glorious neckbeard, chances are.
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>>694391106
kek
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>>694391252
oh please, we are all anon, you guys say, no need to indicate sex, you say.. and then you say shit like this. double bind always cuz you don't want the reel wymenz in yo playhouse.
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>>694380954
By carrying your seed leading one day to the untermensch fedora tipping beta retard that OP will unironically name Han Solo
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>>694391483

women just say they're women to get attention on /b/ is the reason. we're very progressive actually.
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>>694391483
I don't think you understand internet demographics. I have a chart. Should I get the chart?
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>>694380954

Woman can compete because of the high amount of heterosexual men that are not attracted to traps.
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>>694391724
>missed my point entirely I guess
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>>694391111
>>you're biggest mistake

Don't think your writing that right
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easily...

that is disgusting
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>>694391838
please refrain
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>>694391964
technically, she isn't wrong
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>>694391964
u r rite
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>>694392022
No one ever wants to see the chart...
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>>694391483
it's a fucking image board you either dumb bitch or great troll. if you really are a woman, then you should shut the fuck up so that no one knows it.
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>>694392119
yeah would prefer to burn the chart
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>>694392119
i want to
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>>694391958

>>implying /b/ doesn't like openly womening because it's sexist

>>no it's for attention
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>>694392140
>another genius who missed the point you STFU and FOAD
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>>694391200
And I'm telling you, you can leave out the "if not most popular" part of that statement, it's not.
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>>694392220
i think this is the first time i've seen a god damn kabuto on this board. I forgot this piece of shit even existed.
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>>694392220
Nope. Moment's ruined. Burning the chart.
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>>694392220
Go away, Kabuto! You ancient crab lookin mothafucka!

Even your shitty ass evolved form isn't worth shit, fake ass Scyther lookin piece of shit. So much effort to revitalize some damn fossil to get your weak bitch ass
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>>694392228
I don't care. If it were for attention I'd brought it up myself but someone said I had a dick and I fucking don't so .. there. fucking christ you boys should just put up the no girls allowed sign and get it over with
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>>694380954
>hotmandildo.webm
There, fixed the filename
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>>694392481
kek but then you would have to admit you love cock!!
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>>694392856
kek
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>>694380954

I like traps, I just don't get the appeal of this one?
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I see them as not so much competing, but rather both fit within my sexual desires. Problem with trans women is most of the time they haven't started transitioning until they were adults, so they're stuck with that awful man-voice. Can't do it unless they're that rare bird that looks and sounds like a woman.
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>>694392481

why did you think you needed to tell us you didn't have a dick? did you think it would impress us? you thought it added something to the conversation. it didn't. it was just you wanting to say you're a girl. meanwhile i'm over here not whining.
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>>694393518
>us
Who chose you to delegate nigga?
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>>694393518
> look you made the mistake to assume everything feels like your dick
> I don't have a dick
> well what has that to do with our current argument you whiny woman?
And I'm not even her...
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>>694393518
>you didn't have a dick?
because I don't, it was wrong. you never correct anyone about something stated incorrectly about you? fuck you I call bullshit
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>>694393742
>ignoring the obvious dismissal of their proclaimed expertise
>focusing on the what rather than the why
If you're trying to help its case, you're failing.
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>>694393660

larry

>>694393852

no. that's called splitting hairs, and it stops the conversation. it's a non-sequitor.

"hey guys i just got a donut with fifteen sprinkles on it and-

"It was fourteen sprinkles."

"Ah. Anyway in the middle of eating it my wife died."

real scintillating discourse you've got there.
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>>694393742
I just get tired of walking folks through the thread holding their hand and explaining every fucking thing.. go back and read the thread or stfu.
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>>694393852
This is /b/. Everyone assumes everyone else is the same generic piece of shit. Arguing it cements it as fact. If you're too stupid or thin-skinned to play the game, it just shows you don't belong on the field.
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Could someone give sauce to literally any webm in this thread???
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>>694394206
I'm sorry will not enable your obvious need to be a dick any longer anon.
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>>694394428

i won't enable your need to be wrong. get a scalpel, they split hairs real good.
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>>694394339
>cements it as fact.
cements what as fact?
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>>694392876
I like dicks... I like pussy... Well I kinda like dicks and I kinda like pussy... I mostly like anal, giving and taking... Where does that leave me?
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>>694394428

also,

>>your obvious need to be a dick

>>/b/
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>>694394544
with a very exciting sex life I'm sure!
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>>694394540

only generic pieces of shit argue about it
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>>694394112
I'm pretty sure we were talking about how she just had to tell everyone she's a girl, by denying a statement someone else made about her.
Not the actual content of the discussion, but I might be wrong.

>>694394236
So you don't have enough confidence in your arguments to reevaluate them? Cool
> see I can make pointless condescending statements too
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>>694394715
>only generic pieces of shit argue about it
yes very factual
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>>694394540
That you're exactly as shitty and pathetic that we assume you to be. No person that's actually as great as they think they are whines in their defense on /b/. If you were really such hot shit, you'd brush it off, like an adult.
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Anyone have any tranny sauce here?
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>>694394724
>but I might be wrong
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're late to the game, guy.
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>>694394852
>If you were really such hot shit
never said I was any secha thing sweetie
>you'd brush it off, like an adult.
I have every right to mock and annoy you as you have to do it to me here pally
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>>694394818

in the context of /b/, saying you aren't a piece of shit is the most generic thing you can do.
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>>694395078
I have every right to whinge and cry
Work on your spelling, fella.
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>>694394968
yeah don't make him less right, guy
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>>694394968
Then I missed the part where someone explained how you navigate around be accused of thinking with your dick if you don't have one.
The whole discussion about having an argument about the actual argument didn't really interest me.
> why do you argue when someone makes factually wrong statements about you in a discussion, I wonder
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>>694395078

that "better-than-you" attitude (secha, sweety, pally) says you think you're hot shit.

>>I have every right to mock and annoy you as you have to do it to me here pally

do it better
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>>694395225
>spelling
oh my what a condescending ass.. you assume people don't ever misspell on purpose?
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A) if it has a dick your gay for even thinking of fucking it or being attracted to HIM not her HIM! Faggot
B) >>694391845
this guy understands
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>>694395268
No, but the fact that he's wrong means he doesn't have all the facts, son.
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>>694395360
>says you think you're hot shit.
after you said it to mock you silly
>do it better
don't have to
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>>694395330

>>Then I missed the part where someone explained how you navigate around be accused of thinking with your dick if you don't have one.

thinking with your dick is an expression. people don't literally eat horses when they say they're so hungry they could eat them.

>>The whole discussion about having an argument about the actual argument didn't really interest me.

from the looks of it, neither does being right
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>>694395544

1. different person

2. still just as bad
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>>694395467
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>>694394206
> larry
Haha thats so le random anon xD. Ever think of posting your memes on reddit? I hear you get upvotes there and recognition... You'd be a celebrity with your extra high quality jokes.
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>>694395663
you're different? I'd have to agree.
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>>694395397
Ah, silly me. In my post correcting his spelling, I made an orthographical error of my own.

>I have every right to whinge and cry
Work on your spelling, fella.

There we go.
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>>694395600
> thinking with your dick is an expression
Except that was never the statement he made. He implied that she had a dick and based her opinions on personal experiences she had had with her dick.

>>694395600
> being right
Doesn't seem to bother you either, but could you tell me, what is 'right' in this situation? Your opinion?
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>>694395753

thank you. and i thought about it, but i'm just not ready for the celebrity, you know?
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>>694395600
>thinking with your dick
which post was that? wasn't said ..
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>>694380954
For starters they can compete by not having 5 o'clock shadow and a widows peak...
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>>694395904

got it. it only takes me a minute to get it completely right. the correct answer is: who cares if she doesn't have a dick. again this isn't some revolution or great insight. it's splitting hairs.

>>could you tell me, what is 'right' in this situation? Your opinion?

yes. and my door. it's to the right of my monitor.
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2 holes > 1 hole

/Thread
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Ok faggots. So I am lucky enough to have found a qt3.14 trap. Like OP's webm tier good. Should I date or not. I know she likes me, probably loves me too.
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>>694395904
>Except that was never the statement he made
thank you so much, I have RA and the typing so much to explain shit is starting to hurt
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And to think I started this clusterfuck with a masturbation insult. Oh, /b/. Never change, you big, beautiful Internet Cringe Machine.
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>>694380954
easy with anal
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>>694382177
gay people really love socks, they find them really hot
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>>694396030

i was wrong about a statement that was made. i was criticizing her for taking an expression literally instead of criticizing her over splitting hairs.
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>>694396222
if it makes you happy anon enjoy!
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>>694388978
Name please!
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>>694396314
good to know, anon, good to know!
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>>694396350
You may have gotten the wrong expression, but, otherwise, you're pretty on point.
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>>694380954
>males push large nonliving things in
>females Push large living things out
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>>694396251

>>RA

>>Really Awfullogic?
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>>694380954
You faggots need a board so you can stop posting on /b
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>>694396381
Would make me happy, but would probably get rejected by my family. Would probably get called a raging homo even though I view her as a girl in my eyes
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>>694396529
ooooo that was so clever and so easy too! you're welcome
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>>694396638

and you're hands are crumbling
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>>694380954
she's clearly in pain. A vagina can take dick much easier than an asshole. I've never fucked an asshole but I don't think it would feel as good either
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>>694396739
>I've never fucked an asshole but I don't think it would feel as good either
I understand an asshole is tighter and thus more pleasurable.
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>>694396180
So it doesn't matter? Then why didn't you gracefully overlook that and reformatted your argument to be more fitting to the situation? Instead of jumping on her telling you she didn't have a dick, if it's not really relevant?
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>>694396729
but I love you anon!! <3
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>>694396350
Oh, I bet she didn't take it literally.
'I don't have a dick' is a figurative statement that is often used to counter figurative statements that imply you have a dick.
> I didn't really mean what i said
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>>694396893

because she's the one who bought it up, and i'm the one telling her she shouldn't bring it up. it doesn't matter. ancillaryville.

>>694396956

i love thumbwrestling.
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>>694397200
>because she's the one who bought it up
thinks that if he keeps saying it, it will make it so
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>>694397200
How the fuck is she the one who brought it up if someone else clearly implied a situation that isn't true, to argue for his opinion. Meanwhile she just said that his statement is wrong. She didn't even say she's a girl, could have been an eunuch for all we know.
Yet immediately you accuse her of playing the v card.
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>>694397175
>Oh, I bet she didn't take it literally.
keeps ignoring the non figurative statement I was actually responding to.I refuse to read the thread for you too, lil one
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>>694397462
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Post video of 3ways with trap man and woman
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>>694397328

>>assuming she has a dick

>>assuming she has a dick

>>assuming she has a dick

her: i don't have a dick

similar to

>>you being wrong

>>you being wrong

>>you being wrong

except that you just keep being wrong
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>>694397462
You mean
>>694390945
>See, your mistake was assuming that every organ reacts like your dick, and that all stimuli feel like your hand.
?
Seems very figurative to me.
Now if they had said, " see your mistake is thinking with your dick, you have to care about the other person too, not just what your dick wants", you'd had a case.
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>>694397453

see

>>694397659

not having a dick isn't interesting and adds nothing to the conversation, even if the other person is saying you have a dick.
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>>694397777
Checked
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>>694397659
wow you typed all that shit and still failed totally to rebut! BRAVO you so funny hunny
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Does anyone have porn of her
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>>694397777
Quads are gods. The argument is decided.
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>>694397777
kek talk about hairsplitting you are back pedalling now and it's kinda cute
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>>694397889

>>you being wrong

the cycle continues
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>>694383324
Every single tranny looks and acts like a vaguely horrific stereotype of a woman. That's why.
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>>694397860
It kind of matters when the other person accuses you of having one and using it to wrongly compare sensations with each other, which obviously not the case if they don't have a dick, because they don't know the sensation of having one.
Now you can either say you don't do that, which will lead to the argument being about
> yes you do, no you don't
Or you can say you don't have one and that this example/statement doesn't apply to you.
Then the other person had a chance to reformulate their point of view into an argument that doesn't rely in the person having a dick. Which would have spared us all this discussion, but I guess accusing her of being an attention whore because she refused an inapt analogy is more fun.
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>>694398102
Weird, I get the same feeling from you.
> guys she's an attention whore
> guys it was meant to be taken literally
> guys I don't have any real arguments so I'll just call you uninformed and hope you give up
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>>694398320
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>>694380954
damn and i thought piper and alex were lesbians
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>>694398604
>>694398449
See last point and replace uniformed with incapable
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>>694398320

again: who cares if you have a penis. you've written the most boring script for yourself: yes and no. the real answer is who cares. everyone assumes you have a dick on /b/. it's fun. it's part of the charm. it makes no sense and it's ludicrous. enjoy it instead of trying to poke holes in it.
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>>694399154
Well yeah, but then why get so worked up if someone claims they don't have one?
Who cares, treat them like a dickless dude and move on, why go into anti-female mode?
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>>694399154
>it's fun
but it's not for femanons when assholes want to be a fascist about it and halt the conversation with a femanon bashing session for merely mentioning it as the male just did by mentioning his penis which debunks the whole "we don't care what sex you are" bullshit
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>>694381411
Hayden Aleski
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>>694381411
>>694381411
>>694381411
>>694381411
?
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>>694399367
>Who cares, treat them like a dickless dude and move on, why go into anti-female mode?
*lighter ignited in the air* simply this
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>>694399518
Strange this is, this all started as me trying to find out what manufacturer made your stab vest? I'd like to be able to block out the point as well as you.

im a girl btw
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>>694380954
Hey dudes, I think that might be a guy.
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>*lighter ignited in the air*
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>>694399966
Thanks, Captain Obvious! You have saved the day from the evil crossdressers!
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>>694400067
Lucky it wasn't captain Hindsight
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>>694399930
>Strange this is, this all started as me trying to find out what manufacturer made your stab vest?
no fucking idea whatsoever
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>>694400065
Make me
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>>694400149
El Keke Topo
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>>694400067
No problem chum!
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>>694399367

not anti-female, anti-anti-fun. i have fun explaining this stuff to people and making jokes though. i guess it's like a mental workout, it keeps me sharp. and it maybe, pie in the sky dreaming, it makes /b/ better in the future.

>>694399518

you see, your madness is seeping through the keyboard. that's what /b/ is about. that rule is specifically to piss people like you off about how it shouldn't exist so that they write things like you just wrote.
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>>694399966
>>694400067
>>694400149
Is that an innurendo?
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>>694400196

are you the person with arthritis? i could make you by holding your hands gently if that's the case
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>>694400162
>what manufacturer made your stab vest
Who made the "fashionable addition to your ensemble" that "trigger warninged" you against the "warm fuzzies not cold pricklies."

God, dumbing shit down for you is tiring.
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>>694400329
>you see, your madness is seeping through the keyboard. that's what /b/ is about. that rule is specifically to piss people like you off about how it shouldn't exist so that they write things like you just wrote.
I get that, still hypocritical as hell tho
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>>694400565
Spergalicious
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>>694400440
>are you the person with arthritis?
HA Bastard!
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>>694383056
shame you didnt beat other sperm.
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>>694400329
I don't see how her behavior was anti fun, but I guess if you enjoy doing it I can't really argue against it.
It just seemed illogical to me, that's was my whole beef, trolling doesn't have to be logical, so enjoy.
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>>694400635

if it wasn't hyprocritical it wouldn't piss people off
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>>694400565
translating young people talk is tiring I'm sure so don't thanks tho, can't fix old and your dumbing down didn't work
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>>694400810
It's perfectly possible to piss people off without being a hypocrite. Just look at how this started. He was accused of only ever knowing the touch of his own hand, and he lost his shit. No hypocrisy needed.
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>>694400947
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=stab+vest
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>>694400764

>>I don't see how her behavior was anti fun

disrupting the ecosystem of dick-assumers is anti-fun.

>>694400720

does HA stand for Hardly Anything? because that's what you're contributing here
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>>694395933
Cringe
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>>694401014

variety. different reasons for people to be pissed off. it keeps things fresh.
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>>694401148
>http://lmgtfy.com/?q=stab+vest
Hey thanks! Now to work on the rest
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>>694401283
Exactly. Only point I wanted to make.
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>>694401215

i mean i'd have to get a manager, right? and he'd probably have a crazy name like bob or something. hah isn't bob a funny looking name? it looks like pop upside down. hey do you like my new jokes? are they funny? please respond please
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>>694401313
See, a stab vest is that thing that protects you against knives, scissors, etc. Anything sharp, really. It works by preventing the point from reaching you.

I just figured, yours seems to have been well made.
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>>694401206
>does HA stand for Hardly Anything? because that's what you're contributing here
yikes cringeworthy.. no tbh pretty ill and this was quite tiring for me but fun
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>>694401345

weren't you arguing it was hypocritical in a bad way?
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>>694401206
I guess you can call it anti fun. Then again derailing an entire thread could be considered the same.
I think just assuming she's a guy that lost his dick in a freak accident is more fun than calling her out for not having a dick.
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>>694382177
Yes. It's also true of real women too.
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>>694401566
No, no; I came in here:
>>694401014
Before that, you were talking to someone else.
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>>694401521
finally thanks lots of work to be insulted but hey it's /b/
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>>694401535

you trying to write sounds like it'd induce yawns in me too. does TBH stand for Trying But Hopeless? because you're being that too
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>>694394544
Getting fucked up the butt, presumably.
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>>694401728
You'll probably want to keep it that way.
After all, with all the insults you're guaranteed to have sent your way, it'll be less stressful for you if you just let them pass over your head.
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>>694401568

it was only derailed because she needed such an in-depth analysis as to why what she did was wrong. and like i said the derailing can be fun too, just not the way she did it.
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>>694381964
>I'm not the one keeping my ass clean.
Your mom still wipes for you?
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>>694391111
dem quads tho
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>>694401215

hey mister i have a new joke for you tell me what you think about it

knock knock

who's there

Danny

Danny who?

Dannybody home?

please tell me if this is funny respond please
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>>694402389
numba 1s!!!
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>>694402406
Oh hi Denny
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>>694383290
>kill you
>make u
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>>694402837

hah hah that is a funny joke did you come up with that one or did you hear it from someone else. i did that one like that a few days ago just nervous that you're stealing my stuff hah did you see it?

and hey i have a different joke i just wrote it tell me what you think

why did the chicken cross the road?

because there were people hungry for chicken on his side

tell me what you think please and if it's funny thank you
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>>694402270
Can't really argue with that.

>>694402318
No? Its my aunt.
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>>694382177
>not shaving
ISHYGDDT, it gets uncomfortable as fuck if you dont
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