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ITT: We post our faces and make assumptions about others from their pics.
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You're a liar.
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>>694379344

Meth IS a hell of a drug...
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>>694379344

I assume there, somewhere on this body, is a penis attached
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>>694379344
You've killed several of your pets and pretended it was an accident.
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>>694379508
Assumptions, not easily discernible facts.
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>>694379344
You don't like He-Man at all, get it because you look like Skeletor?
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>>694379344
You're holding up the number of penises that can fit in your gaping anus. This skill provides just enough meth to make it not hurt.
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>>694379344
Fak and gay.
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>>694379344
you posted no tits, hence you should not be here.
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>>694379344
uh, you're a boney slob with terrible piercings and fashion sense?
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>>694379791

- mess behind her
- pale as fuck
- skinny as fuck
- face thinning
- hair stringy and unclean
- eyes sunken in

yeah... totally assuming.
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your name is Megan, you live in little africa in naperville and you sucked my dick in highschool.
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>>694380273
>implying people can't be messy
>implying people can't be white
>implying people can't be skinny
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>>694380648

You ever see a methhead?? This bitch is a deadringer.

She's not white, she's a living ghost. I'd call her fucking "Casper" as a pet name. And "Skinny" is politely putting it... she'd give Jack Skellington a boner...
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>>694379344
I'm making the assumption you'll be my gf
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Assume away
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>>694381083
your eyes <3
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The piercing in the eyebrow is one of 4, tongue, and nipples being the other 3. You haven't done your clit yet, but plan to in the near future.
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>>694381190
Y-You too
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>>694381083
I assume you are a faggot
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>>694381083

Holy shit, a gay Sid Vicious! Why not follow his example, and nearly kill yourself on drugs, then murder your new skele-girl?
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>>694379344
Has, at some point in their lives, suck dicked for money and/or favours.

>>694381083
Watched way too much Zoolander.
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>>694379344
>>694381083
Nigga what the fuck
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>>694380981
Or she doesn't spend much time in the sun and the lighting was white when she took the picture. I'm just as pale, I know another really thin and pale girl. It doesn't have to be meth, people are different.
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natural blonde. blonde enough that the non-dyed carpet still doesn't match the drapes, only now it's lighter than the head hair.
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>>694379344
You're an alien
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>>694379344
Pierced piece of shit.
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Try your best
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>>694381343
Gayest straight guy around, fag
>>694381403
Gimme a fix
>>694381547
Derelicte is my aesthetic
>>694381659
;^)
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>>694382290
transgender
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>>694382290
We can assume she's cheating on you. That's a given.
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>>694379344
doctor
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>>694382419
so... not yet exit the closet? that still makes you a faggot
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>>694382290
You love the image of yourself on the phone more than you like the girl. When you masterbate, you visualize yourself. With a donkey-dick dildo in your ass.
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>>694382290
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>>694381083
YOU AND OP PIC ARE THE SAME PERSON OMG I JUST GOT IT!
>well played anon, well played
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>>694380981
looks more like an eating disorder to me
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>>694382290
you're really insecure and too sensitive
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>>694379344
youre a methed out burnout druggie hippie raver poser etc must i go on?
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>>694382800
what's going on with that towel?
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>>694382689
Nah I'm just a very feminine guy. The girls I like are the ones who like feminine guys so it's worked out pretty well
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>>694382800
Boy or girl?
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>>694382870
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Go ahead and guess
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>>694383010
because the girls u like are insecure ugly middle shcool emo girls most likely. so good for you..i guess?
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>>694383109
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>>694382613
She had the decency to drop me before jumping on someone else's dick

>>694382751
Nope

>>694382862
Kek

>>694382941
Again, nope
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>>694383010
So you date girls who are lesbian and in denial about it.
Good job faggot.
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Sure
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>>694379840
Chuckled.
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Go ahead
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>>694383109
You are such a cuck that you even let your fedora get fucked by a nigger as you record it.
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>>694383306
u like taking loads of jizz in ur fat ass
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>>694383002
it's a beanie

>>694383068
boy
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>>694383200
That's actually exactly right. Thankfully there's this girl I work with who's literally a 21 year old emo middle school girl
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>>694383398
She-man.
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>>694383306
You suck a lot of dick
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>>694379344
you're a satanist?
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>>694383260
Bisexual mainly

And the ones who claim to be bisexual because they're 'not like other girls'
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>>694383306
Smash the patriarchy/ 10
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>>694379344
I can only assume that you're a transgendered elf.

Or some creepy-ass 90's-style alien trying half-assedly to pose as a festival junkie.
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>>694383306
Kik me honey
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>inb4 you vape
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>>694379344
Female gollum!
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>>694383543
beautiful lady, can you show us your tits?
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>>694383523
kek'd
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>>694383666
Nice trips
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>>694383666
Satan
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>>694383666
Hail Satan
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>>694383666
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>>694379344
You're cute
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>>694383917
Thanks for the name
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>>694381157
you are a communist trump supporting cis white male priveledge fuckfdsafdsr military brainwashed gun control hating closet gay narcissist.
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>>694384085
>communism
>Trump

Try again
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>>694383970
Why is there a strip of skin between her tits? Learn to Photoshop better faggot
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>>694379344
>>694384033
You're both cute, got kik/Skype? Add me
>gstoka
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Sup /b/?
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>>694383178
you listen to and enjoy nickelback, and have been way too drunk at at least one boyband concert.
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>>694384067
>you will never get to dress up as an SS officer and roleplay rape your Anne Frank looking gf

why live?
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>>694384239
Marry, Fuck, Kill
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>>694384251
TIL: I have a new fetish.

Thanks, asshole.
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>>694384169
for that many guesses based on a picture of a plastic doll im fine with getting two wrong.
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>>694383579
Giselle?
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>>694384193
Same girl dum-dum
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>>694383666
Kik? You look nice, wouldn't mind talking with you
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>>694384469
Stick around.

Soon you will only be able to get off to weird shit exclusive to the deep web and dropbox links.
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rate?
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>>694384033
Nice work. How?
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>>694384749
10/10, I really really like this image
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>>694384734
these are some nice honkers
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>>694384033
You're cuter
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>>694379344
Mother was gang-raped by aliens.
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>>694384705
underaged
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When you assume, you make an ASS out of you and me both.
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>>694384734
What state are you in?
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>>694384734
fucking gorgeous! more please
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>>694379344
you look so.... AYYYY LMAO
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>>694384734
Alabama, but this was taken on the coast and my tits crossed over into Pensacola, Fl in this pic.
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>>694384838
thanks. :)
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>>694383625
you smoke all that fucking weed look at your fucking eyes nigga
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>>694385748
Lol if it were true, I'm in Florida. I'd meet up with her
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>>694383666
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>>694386107
is a virgin and likes to go to church?
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Hmmm... even taking away puffed cheeks, this before photo seems to imply weight loss.
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>>694386049
No, just with her left boob, mostly.
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Make assumptions about my arm instead. >>694381083
Necklace look like something a 13 year old girl made when she decided that she wanted to be emo/punk
>>694382800
You look quite.
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>>694386415
Neo nazi
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>>694386107
From a 1950s television situational comedy and sleep in separate beds from your husband. You hope to achieve television history when you sleep for the first time in the same bed, but keep one foot on the ground to please censors.
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>>694386490
Damn, you know everything about me
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>>694386415
Tries to be viking and stuff, but fails hard.
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>>694386380
You've had a squid inside an orifice other than your mouth. You liked it.
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>>694386415
You might have a mole somewhere on your body.
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>>694386415

Community organizer from Chicago, just trying to give the black man a voice in our racist society.
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>>>/soc/
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>>694386655
Damn right i did, but i haven't had a squid in my mouth though.
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Roast me fags
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>>694386865
Why?
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>>694386865
Where's the sport in that?
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>>694386782
Amazingly close

Redneck from Alabama who has more guns than most people around here have teeth and can't wait till the next civil war.
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>>694386834
The squid wasn't the only one who squirted.
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>>694386415
Five Finger Death Punch is a pretty cool band huh?
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Sucks dick on the first date
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>>694379344
vape naysh OP

post some nudes fam
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>>694387213
>>694379344

do it sylvie
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>>694385623
>a chill black man
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>>694379344
Unorganized Bernie supporter
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>>694387615
her twitter screams /pol/, likely trump
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>>694387697
Really? hmmm there is hope for our youth.
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>>694384705
More of the blonde
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>>694387821
add her to fb fam

https://www.fb.com/SylvieLainee
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>>694379344
whyd you lock your twitter down OP?
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hey
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>>694384791
jfc 10/10
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>>694379344
You care way to much about what people think about you but act like you don't
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hi hi
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>>694388679
Isnt that everybody?
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>>694388803
no way you are really you..
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>>694381083
You think you know it all and you value your intelligence and opinion over all others you are condescending
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>>694389011
Not openly condescending but yeah pretty much
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Make assumptions about my little sis
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>>694382290
Your a prick that had every thing handed to you you have a good life with a good family and a good girl but you try to act bad ass and it just makes you look stupid
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>>694388890
If you say so anon!
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>>694389313
>filename.png
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>>694389313
>)
time stamp
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>>694389313
Fine prove it: snapchat: iknowgoodmovies.
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>>694388569
lazy eye but hot af
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>>694383178
Your the type of girl that wasn't popular in schools so you try way too hard to fit in to the point of desperation quit trying to be that "cool" girl you're whole life or you'll end up the cool aunty that's lonely as shit
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Show me what you got /b/
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>>694379344
trap
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>>694384067
Wow she's fucking beautiful, anyone know who she is?
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>>694390040
anne frank
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>>694390040
yeah anne frank
shes kind of a big deal
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>>694390040
some trans dude
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>>694389987
Easy your a hipster that tries to be funny cause you know that's the only way people will like you
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Go on
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>>694389987
loves attention but knows he cant get it from his looks so he has to be funny
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>>694389449
hehe
>>694389477
Yess sir!
>>694389550
Mmm. No. You just want nudes. I'm not that type of person :)
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>>694389313
I am just a squid being a squid
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>>694390331
was in a terrible accident when u were young and doctors couldnt reattach your ears
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>>694390506
ok
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From 3 weeks ago
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>>694390470
>i want to talk to u
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>>694390331
u look like the guy who plays spoc
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>>694390331
type A personality
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>>694390470
I actually dont. I see plenty of nudes on here as is. But i still dont think it is real. There is no way a girl like you would be on here.
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>>694386380
Yo lowkey tho thats dope. How long did it take?
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>>694390654
too hot to be using 4chan so fake
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>>694390470
The bait. I smell it.
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>>694389556
Thanks I guess. Yeah, my eye does that weird thing sometimes.
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>>694390606
I'm good lol. The last anon to send me a request ended showing me his dick out of nowhere. Sorry ^.^
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>>694390158
Minus the being hipster, and I'd say your spot on
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>>694384033
>>694379344
>>694385788
Every time you post you get dubs. Also pretty good looking OP
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>>694390799
You love attention, and know you're hot shit, that is why you post your face in this thread. Give the man what he wants.
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>>694390506
I have a picture of you on my arm.
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>>694379344
You look like that one girl that fucks for drugs.
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>>694390331
You have to shave about 3 times a day to prevent a Unibrow
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>>694383306
Show us your ass. Clothed is fine.
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>>694390946
Nope! Just contributing to this thread. And there are plenty of porn sites out there. Why hassle me? I'm a flat chest anyways.
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>>694390413
Can't argue with that
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I'm Canadian.
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>>694383625
I've owned that poster for something like 8 years now. It's falling apart from moving around. Can't believe they still print that shit. I got it when I was like 16.
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>>694391150

would you spit on me and tell me i'm worthless?
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>>694390948
I have you in my heart.
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>>694391150
I would rather just talk.
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>>694391180
also a fag. Plz show dick.
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>>694391180

Wrong picture meant this one.

Whatever.
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>>694391251
nope. Im fine thank you
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>>694379344
you're a heroin junkie
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>>694391313
Friendzoned himself on the internet.
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>>694390470
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>>694391313
So talk here. :)
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>>694391150
I would tie you up and rape you on purge night.
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>>694391150
You look really two faced and two sided.
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>>694391315

I'm straight homeboy.
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>>694384406
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>>694380271
>female detected
Talks shit about piercings and fashion=girl being a shallow bitch like most girls at heart are.
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>>694386865
I'm sure you got roasted enough in High School. I'll let you off with a warning.
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>>694390596
Your harder to read but it looks like your a very down to earth guy that loves a good fight but overall values in peace but for some reason "fight" comes to mind when I try to read you
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>>694391359
kek
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>>694391458
You most definitely lie. Show dick.
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>>694391359
Or did i?
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>>694391150
Can you just post a picture of your ass? Need to see that tight little ass. Clothes are totally fine.
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.
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>>694391583

Okay, here.
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>>694391662
no
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>>694386865
Go to bed, Chris.
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>>694391681
attends weekly Magic the Gathering or D&D sessions
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>>694389228
Don't worry bro you'll find a girl one day.
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>>694391540
You kinda got it, sometimes I just want to explode in anger and fight but I choose peace instead
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>>694391744
this pleases me. Shall fap.
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>>694386380
Squid have 10 tentacles, though.
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Ok why not
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>>694391681
Intelligent guy who likes to fit in with society even changing your opinions to fit in, you're hobbies is gaming possibly a musician and arts of some sort but you have some dark secrets, you might be crazy
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>>694391896
So hard to find something that deserves to be called edgy these days, but you did it.
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Goodnight people!
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>>694391979
Runs a tumblr blog. Drinks cheap wine in studio apartment. Getting art degree.
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>>694379344
Gross
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>>694391979
You are very quiet, love to read, and you dont know if you should be SJW or not.
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>>694391979
would suck your fem penar
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>>694392009
Edgy? Why? Choosing peace instead of anger and fighting is edgy? Lol
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>>694392057

Nailed it.
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>>694382800

WTF are you?
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Guess my race.
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>>694383178
I fucking know you! You go to my school!
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>>694392041
im sobbing
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>>694391979
Bernie Supporter. Possibly Bi
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>>694392261
Russian
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>>694392261
black
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>>694392261
filthy fucking slav
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>>694392261
Dwarf
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>>694392261
Ukrainian or Spanish
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>>694392261
Hey Dimitri
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>>694392261
night elf
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>>694392261
filthy, filthy slav. Where the adidas track suit?
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>>694392374
smokes weed at moms house, 30's. hungover every Tuesdays. shitty desk job that you hate. trying to move out with a girlfriend of a few years.
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>>694392374
Im assuming you're crazy and have mental issues but you know that don't you like your mental disorders they help you people around you can't see them but I do you are a danger, or I could be wrong :)
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>>694384749
i really really really really really really LIKE THIS IMAGE
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>>694392041
Flat chested my fuckin' ass, goodnight nigger
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>>694392547
what the fuck?
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>>694392007
I get told I'm intelligent a lot. Just have a big vocabulary and know a little bit about a lot. I do like to fit in but not at the expense of my interests. For instance I hate sports and I'll learn a little about them to carry on conversations but it's not my cup of tea. I do love gaming and I stream league of legends, battleborn, and the division. I can't play instruments but I do like to draw and I'm working on a graphic novel. Sorry to disappoint on the dark secrets thing though unless you count coming here as a dark secret.
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>>694392577
kek
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Assume something /b/
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>>694392369
Kek
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What do you think
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>>694392620
You think you are a nerd, but really you are a bitch.
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>>694392620
extremely clingy, fake girl gamer, and after you read this you're going to go drink a olde English / steel reserve.
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What do you think of me?
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>>694392620
a girl who parties often and gets wasted to the point where you don't remember which guy you banged last night. Day job consists of being a manager at a dollar store or maybe a Buffalo Wild Wings
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>>694392620
Shovemydickinyourvaginatomakeabeautifulbaby/10
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>>694392737
Niggerish
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>>694392737
the suit is 20$, and you live with your grandmother.
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>>694392698
You're E.T. And you need to phone home immediately!
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>>694392737
I think you're a nigger
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take your shot
before I do
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>>694392737
you'd still my tv the minute you have a chance
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>>694392699
Damn! That's some assumption you got there! I'm definitely nice though! Sad I look like a bitch :(
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>>694392698
pedophile
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>>694392620
I assume you want me to put mybdick through them titties girl.
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>>694392916
still look fuckable.
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>>694392911
Just started Drivers Training
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>>694392916
I judge people heavily. Sorry.
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Go for it other humans, do your thing.
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>>694392911
Lonely as fuck
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>>694392727
I don't even know what that is!? Lmao I don't drink very often just smoke. What's a fake gamer girl xD
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>>694392977
>>694393053
is this bait
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>>694393040
Cuck
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>>694390773
Still would hand tho
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>>694392797
I work overnights and I hate parties lol
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>>694393076
a girl who fakes playing video games.
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>>694391979
You are super cute
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Assume away
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>>694392911
true gentleman
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>>694392816
Let's make babies ;)
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>>694393159
first assumption : this isn't you.
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>>694392911
>911
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>>694379344

Feminist, fake high selfesteem but secretly cut yourself, fear to get fat, unenmployed but "socially" active, feminist, play vidya to make other think you're cool, niggerlover.

>>694382290

You're ok, but a little beta, improve yourself.

>>694382800

Gay As Fuck or, if woman, just kill yourself.

>>694383109

Unemployed or employed in a very boring job like backoffice or administration, maybe bank

>>694383178


Totally broked, several true loves ended in shit, you own soma cats and project on them your needs of being loved by a real man.

Prob an alcohol in your mid 40 and obese in few years.

>>694383286

You're simply a random dude, absolutely normal in anything you do. Also small penis

>>694383306


Fat, insecure feminist "healty at every size" way. You have a distorted image of you and underachiever as fuck.

>>694383398


Whore, your entire life orbit on men's apreciation, you have a shitty job and a son or two when you were in your 20s.
You refuse to get old and cure too much your aspect, don't read a book or you'll die.

>>694383625

Stupid wannabe nigger, you'll grow up, trust me. My advice is to lose som weight.

>>694383733

Big boobs isn't equal to beautyful. You're at best a 5/10 and getting old you'll reach easily a 3/10. If somebody told you "you're beautyful", bad news for you, was lying only to make you suck his cock...and you did it.
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>>694393121
I will now kill myself.
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>>694390799
Well I don't send dick pics I'm too scarier to
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>>694392977
Checked
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>>694392976
Hey well at least I've got that going for me! Thanks anon!
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>>694392620
Hey. You are lookin mighty fine there, babe.


Wanna tussle in the old direct messengeroo?
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>>694392261
your name is Patrushka
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>>694393159
Hey>>694393276
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>>694380981
You should have just stopped after your first post. Now you are just making a fool out of yourself.
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>>694393145
Why on earth would one fake playing games! I can't pc worth shit but I enjoy console gaming!
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>>694393333
his name is actually ivan but checked
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>>694393384
What console?
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>>694383306
You have a great figure!
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>>694391276
Charming.
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>>694392261
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