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This is a routine traffic stop. We've been receiving reports that someone in the area is in possession of illegal dubs. Just show me your singles, and you are free to go.
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>>694353883
Nothing to see here, officer.
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There's no dubs here officer...
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I, uh...there's no dubs in the back...
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>>694353883
What are you going to do? Arrest me?
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>>694353883
semul here
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>>694353883
u can chek bofa deez nuts
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Fuck the police, you racist cunt
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My dubs are perfectly legal
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>>694353883
im white :^)
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you'll never take me alive you bastard
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suck on these officer
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Allahu akbar
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I'm clean, officer.
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NOW HOL' UP
*smacks lips*
NOW YOU TELLIN ME
*smack*
DAT I AINT GOT NO DUBS?

WELL SHEEIT I GUESS I IZ GUN B FREE
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Im blrak
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>>694353883
nig
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Just on my way to the Hillary rally
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No dubs here, just your friendly neighborhood nigger
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what seems to be the officer problem?
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I swear, there's nothing!
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O shit whaddup
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Fuk u Ma boy
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No dubs just drugs officer
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Never had dubs in my life officer
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>>694354955
SHIEEEEEEEEEET
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>>694353883
Of course officer. Good day!
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>>694354955
SIR WHAT ARE YOU REACHING FOR?
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>>694354955
Watchout! He's got a gun probably!
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Black lives matter
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Am I being detained?
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>>694355022
Except for tonight anon. Congrats.
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>>694353883
Am i being detained
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Fuck off nigger. You'll never catch me!
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>>694355022
GET DOWN
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No dubs here
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AM I BEING DETAINED?!?!?!?1?
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>>694355022
Bullshit! Now hand them over
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>>694355099
You're in my passenger seat now
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>>694355099
Officer Hoochy, you look like you're hiding something as well...
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>>694355099
O SHEEEIT
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>>694355022
>>694354955
Arrest these men
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>>694355177

And you're in the trunk biiiiiiiitch
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>>694355177
Fuck you give my yours
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what if I'm white with dubs
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>>694355144
>>694355177
GET DOWN ON THE GROUND
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No dubs here
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>>694355142
It's not mine!

It's my mother's!
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>>694355177
traitor
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i dindu nuffin
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>>694355324
I would like to be read my Miranda Rights
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i dindu nuffin
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Just pulling my pants up
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>>694355177
STOP RESISTING
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ALL THE DUBS ARE NIGGERS! SHOOT EM, THEYRE REACHING FOR MY GUN
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No dubs here sir, only slav
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>>694355488
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM
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>>694355559
holy shit that was close
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I'm white
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>>694355488
Kill the nigger
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I have, er... None of the sort officer, may I please skip this check? I'm on my way to the hospital.
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#DubsLivesMatter
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No dubs, only cat
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Thank you, officer.
You know, there should be more men like you on the force.
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>>694355733
Oh, God, they're everywhere!
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What's a dub ?
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I left my singles in my other pants I swear
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>>694355733 more here b0ss
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>>694355804
we need backup
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I didn't do nuffin!
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Law abiding white man here, Officer.
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I'm A GOOD BOY
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>>694355800
Dubber
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Im definitely clean now officer...
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Dubs!? Haven't touched the stuff in years!
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>>694353883
You'll never catch me alive...
because I'm going home with my singles and killing myself
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Plz kill me, officer
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cheers officer
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>>694355800
It's a good thing nobody noticed my dubs.
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I'm all good.
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>>694355559
Damn, nearly got quints.
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AM I BEING DETAINED
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I got nothing to hide
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I've never seen dubs in my life
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I swear that's not dubs in my pocket, I'm just happy to see you.
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fuck you cracker, I'm not going back to jail!
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Im just an Alabama nigger that wants to be free
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Dubs? My virgin ears.
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You're not the boss of me!
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nothing to see here
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>>694356677
HES GOT A GUN
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Check em fucker
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>>694356677
FUCK ME *reaches pocket*
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>>694353883
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LET ME THROUGH OFFICER I NEED A DOCTOR
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Fuck you, pig!
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You'll never catch me or my dubs
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Hey officer, I'm Brittany Venti, just your basic bitch grabbing some starbucks
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Fuck tha police
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I ain't got no dubs mista
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im gonna leave now
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Don't worry officer, I'm white
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>>694353883
Dindu nuffin
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white
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>>694357522
A GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>694353883
No Dubs here officer
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muhfugga bix nood
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Sorry officer, I left ginger waiting for me at the gate
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>>694359711
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no dubs here boss
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I'm late for work officer, let me through!
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>>694359711
Brittany Venti, watch out! Do not say anything without a lawyer
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>>694359711
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>>694353883
shiet man
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>>694353883
Don't shoot!
I'm White!
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Here you go ofmacer
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I have a permit.
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Pls shoot me officer
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>>694359711
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even if i was dubs im white so...
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even if i was dubs im white, so...
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>>694359711
WHAT THE FUCK, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG! THOSE DUBS AREN'T EVEN MINES!
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I'm a nigger
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No illegal immigrants in the trunk of my car, officer. :^)
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>>694360906
Without a gun
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What dubs officer?
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>>694353883
what about trips?
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let me be
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>>694360887
>>694359711
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>>694353883
No sir. Yes sir
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>>694359711
>>694360887
OP arrest her ass now before she killiate everyone on channel 4
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I dont see any dubs officer?
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>>694361045
Lawdy that was close
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FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
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>>694361333
Shhhiiit I got trips
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can i go now officer?
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Open
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Fuck. Right. Here you go, officer.
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>>694359711
>>694360054
>>694360887
>>694361318

Those dubs are not even mine. I don't know how it got into my purse, ginger and I just wanted to have Starbucks and now you want to arrest me?! I'm a princess gamer, I deserve better!
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>>694361333

Trips. Shot and killed. Police brutality.
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i aint got dubs but you want any weed officer?
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>>694361644
Ginger her, stop talking, you are making it worse!
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look at you go, thinking young children shouldn't eventually have to deal with difficult situations eventually.

if you're killing yourself, but you still have some regard for the feelings of others, then what the fuck is wrong with you? People don't kill theyselves when there's someone else they care about, even remotely.

you won't go through with it.

and no, don't just go out there right now and prove us wrong, cos you won't do that either.

if you're so concerned with the feelings of random passersby, then what's wrong with the privacy of your own room, house, bathroom, garage, toolshed, crawlspace, ...

You could always just go with a corn field. If you do it at the right time, you've got several weeks to a couple months of undisturbed time to yourself, especially if that particular farm operation relies on the services of an aeronautics-based pesticide delivery system.
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Dub Lives Matter
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no doubles here just ma triplets
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Alright officer.
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>>694362066
Fuck
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Here ya go... Stay out of my pool.
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>>694362066
rek him
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>>694361644
>Brittany Venti

>You have the right to remain silent.

>Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law.

>You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future.

>If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish.

Is that clear?
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I'm clean officer
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>>694362681
Officer, you are violating my safe space! This is a sexist hate crime!
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>>694362261
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>>694353883
Nothing to see here mate
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>>694362937
I'll show you a sexist hate crime ;)

Officer Nasty is in town, boi
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>>694353883
>>694362977
Shit, these aren't mine. I'm holding them for a friend.
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Have a good night officer >:D
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>>694353883
Yes officer
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Dont worry, I'm a faggot id never carry dubs!
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>>694363113
Reser you asperger son of a bitch!
I swear on John Cena, Ayy lmao and the Du Du Du that I will find you and kill you!

I don't eve need ginger to help tbh.

I always have my nazi mods in handy to prison fuck your ass!
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Uhhhh ahem
.....
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>>694353883
I'm an innocent guy officer. I'm white as we that means I'm safe!
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>>694362066
STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW
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NOPE. NO DUBS TODAY. JUST MUGS.
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I'M SO TRIGGERED
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>>694353883
>niggerniggerniggerniggernigger.jpg
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No dubs here sir!
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>>694363539
Your shit tier memes are no match for me. Prepare yourself for anal prolapse.
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Yo fuckin cops I gonna nig yo ass wit some dubs most def
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>>694353883
Nothing here.
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>>694364060
NO YOU PREPARE FOR THE BRITTANY VENTI DERAILMENT NIGGER
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>>694364193
I am ready.
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>>694353883

oy fuck you guv ain't nuffin' illegal about me double doos
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>>694353883

STAY AWAY FROM MY DUBS, PIG
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Damn
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no dubs here mr. policeman
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I may be jewish but I know how to protect my dubs you fucking shekel thief
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Kkk
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Am I being detained officer?
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>>694353883
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Fuck off there are no dubs dickhead
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>>694353883
I'm clean, I swear. Look!
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i dindu nuffin
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Ayyy.. those dubs ain't mine. Been rolling with singles for years, it's the truth!
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>>694354955
Alright, now that you've informed me of the dubs in your pocket, if you could just reach for your wallet for me...
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>>694353883
Just out walkin' my Pokémon, officer...
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Not dubs here
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>>694353883
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No dubs here my good sir
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you will never take me alive pig!
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>>694353883
No dru- I mean dubs here.
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#dubslivesmatter
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>>694365844
Not today bitch
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>>694365844
KILL IT!
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>>694366144
Oh, shit, he infected me!
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No dubs here officer
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>>694355555
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Hello friendly neiborhood police officer!
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Get your hands off my peanus!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEsZkTTgydc
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>>694366666
wasted satanic quints
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>>694366666
OH SHIT RUN!!!
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>>694366666
ONNNN THE GROUND BOY
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>>694366666
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SATAN
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No dubs, but check these trips officer
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Holy shit, i am satanic. Heres proof.
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Here ya go, sir.
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I'm a Virginia!
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>>694356899
Officer!!!
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>>694366666
Fucking hell
It's like the cops started searching people for drugs and found Walter fucking White.
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>>694367061
that 694355555
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>>694353883
FUCK THE POLICE
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>>694366666
SHIT WE NEED BACKUP
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>>694353883
Black Lives Matter
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Win fucking rar
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>>694366666
I DIDN"T SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT!
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woah officer, theres nothing to see here
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>>694367677
Nice try criminal scum
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Fucking pigs
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>>694353883
No dubs here, sir.
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here they are profisser
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>>694366433
Take this man into custody
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>>694353883
nothing here officer
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Please kill me
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>>694367677
There's a man on the inside!!!
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>>694368941
WHY CAN'T I FUCKING DIE
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No dubs here, faggot.... I mean OP.
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>>694368866
You're under arrest on two counts of dubs possession.
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>>694366666
kek
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Singhlez?
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>>694366666
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nahbve
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Dubs? Nahhhhh we ain't got no dubs
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Nothing to see here
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Ill just be on my way officer
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Officer, I never had and never will have dubs!
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inb4 epic
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>>694353883
Nothing to see here, officer.
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>>694353883
I'm clean sir
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>>694353883
Fucking pig making illegal stops looking for dubs. THIS IS PROFILING!
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No officer if you testmy blood levels all you will get is singles with a hint of nicotine
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Nothing to see here
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Am I being detained?
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I dindu nuffin
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>>694353883
I dinna do muffin mahn
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"here you go..."
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i got 511
can i get 911?
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>>694369037
You're a suicidal muffin.
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FUCK COPS
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>>694354334
Gets dubs
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No dubs here sir
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>>694353883
h-here
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>>694353883
Here you go sir, along with license and registration.
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>>694355696
You're free to go
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>>694355696
You're free to go sir!
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>>694353883
oshitbecoolanon

Evening, officer! Just passing through, nothing to worry about.
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>>694353883
no dubs here. im just an unarmed nigger
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*sweats nervously*
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>>694353883
I ain't got nothing officer.
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Pop the trunk
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I dindu nothin
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>>694373300
Oh shiiiiiit, officer!!
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>>694353883
Fick dich Du hurensohn xd
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I ain't got shit officer
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Rolling
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But officer I dindu nuffin
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Shieuuuut
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I'm white, synonymous with innocent.
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>>694353883
have a nice day
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Let me go officer
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dindu nuffin
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im free
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I swear they aren't mine idk how I got these duba
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Im in a hurry officer
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nothing here officer
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u caught me officer
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>>694353883

I have a prescription, so fuck off
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I used to do dubs when I was a kid, haha been off them for 19 years.
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>>694353883
Evening officer.
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Plz no shoot copper
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>>694366666
HE'S GOT A GRANADE! GET DOWN!
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Come and get me big boy!
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No dubs here
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>>694353883
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i dont got any dubs man. ill sue your ass to kingdom come
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>>694353883
Hoolahoop Snackbar
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Hey bucko
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N-nothing to see here officer!
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rolz
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>>694353883
Fuck you Mr. Police man, I got your dubs RIGHT HERE!
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White lives matter faggot, stop racially profiling me.
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>>694366666
The Satan trips should just free us all.
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I am white its fine
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>>694353883
I should have my paperwork around here somewhere
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You want to get shot as well?
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Jon snow dies
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>66666
>trips

What the fuck is wrong with you?
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