My mom just sent me this picture, I think it was supposed to be to my dad since we have the same name.
Buuuut I have always wanted to fuck my mom, how the hell do I fuck her from here?
Trips decide my fait
>>694322501
send her a nude
>>694322501
>send her a nude
ask her if it's cold in there anon
>>694322501
say hey mon. looking great today. you seem to be pretty excited. you mean to send this to me?
>how the hell do i fuck her from here?
ofuk, her boyfriend is gunna kick your ass
send her a nude
>>694322899
>>694323500
two dubs for nudes trips is coming
have a wank and shout her. she walks in, and you ask her to finish you off. also video it
send her photo
>>694322501
>I think it was supposed to be to my dad
Bullshit, old married people don't send that shit to each other. Your mom meant to send it to her boyfriend. Probably some younger black guy.
>>694322501
All of these other posts are wrong, match her one to one, boner in gym shorts/boxers NO SKIN. see how she reacts if it's good/sends one back good for you. If badly either play it off or say it was to a girl. also check her phone if you get the chance to see if she has you as "son" or "anon". If son then it prob wasn't for your dad but a flat out dick pic is NOT the way to go.
she actually meant to send it to you and it's her "give it to me" face. do the deed son.
>>694322501
Pic of message she sent
>>694322501
ask for more saying it must be cold
Yo
Don't fuck your mom
Don't fuck your mom, dude.
That's so messed up.
Write love letters for a whole month with her letting know it is you....
>>694324084
>Newfag
Plz kill yourself
>>694324084
Oedipus did it, but I think anon is right, it may ruin your life. I mean Oedipus didnt know he was doing it then when he found out she killed herself. It's not worth it, go fap and go to a bar. plenty of cougars out there for you anon
>>694322501
"those nips ;)"
>>694324322
>Oedipus did it, but I think anon is right, it may ruin your life.
Bullshit. I've been fucking my mom since we got drunk on my 18th birthday and it's done anything BUT ruin my life.
>>694322501
Play it off smoothly to test the waters.
>>694323969
This.
>>694324633
Hence the word may. Some people seem to enjoy it but look at LSA. I didn't save the greentext but I mean, it's a risky game.
>>694323792
Lol what are you 10' OP's mom isn't even 40 yet
>>694322501
>>694322817
>>694323237
>>694323590
>>694323792
>>694323969
>>694323991
>>694324633
/b/ is full of people with serious mental issues
>>694324322
...you do understand it is a fuckin mythology
ffs people
how about you also start talking about Zeus who fucked his sister
what kind of fuckin proof is that
>>694324825
rolling
>>694324888
Wasted trips faggot
>>694324888
She's 42
>>694324890
and yet, here you are
>>694324890
No just children and tweens
Compliment her looks
>>694322501
ask her to remove it and kindly forget about the situation
>>694325000
More wasted trips
Alright Im ending my life
>>694324825
rollio
>>694324890
summerfag
>>694324825
rollingg
Nice nips, who are those for?
>>694323969
roll.
btw this anon is sexpert cuz '69
>>694323969
this
>>694324825
roll
>>694324965
So what if it didn't happen? Sophocles didn't write it for fap material. It reflected on their views and the potential grief that can come with it.
(obviously there is more to the meaning than I had mentioned but still)
But it's your life so fuck your mom if you want, but i'm just trying to tell op to think about the consequences (good or bad) other than sex.
>>694323969
this pls
>>694324992
I would bang her doubt you ciuld handle her since you need to post her here.
Btw OP I did bang her, check the big data leak from Ashley Madison
Just pretend you're your father. Get her to show more mang.
>>694324825
roll
>>694325411
>Sophocles didnt write it for fap material
Implying that any of their mythology wasnt purely sexy fap material
Jewollin
>>694323969
roll for thiss
>>694323969
R O L L
Send her the tip of your penis
Op, something about this pic made me cum buckets.
Send her "was this meant for me? ;)"
That way if things go south you can play it off.
>>694324992
>She's 42
I'm 43 myself faggot. Yes, they aren't sexually dead, and yes, they DO send stuff like that to each other. They've probably fucked in your bed while you're out, and your mom has probably fucked herself with your hairbrush when she's alone, as well as that banana you ate last week.
>>694323969
pls
>>694322501
Fuck dude, just show her your dick
>>694323969
Rolling for this. This is smart.
>>694325663
So that's why it tasted like salmon
>>694323969
do it op, send her reaction too
>>694323969
69 confirms correct answer
Nothing is fucking happening in this thread.
>>694325827
this
>>694323969
reroll for this
Send a suggestive pic like that back, don't go bare dick.
Ask for nudes. Trips get
>>694324084
Roll for this
>>694325705
>Fuck dude, just show her your dick
Absolutely. She'll either send you a topless back, or she'll say "WTF?" and you say oops, you sent it as a joke or something. No way she sent it by accident, though. Women (especially her age) don't make that mistake.
"You look nice"
>>694323969
PLEASE OP
>>694322501
You shouldn't fuck your mom.....but being the good anon, I'll do it for you.........
>>694323969
My trips command you do this
>>694323969
Roll
>>694325997
>>694325833
>>694325706
are these all the same people?
Lmao where tf is OP
Maybe she doesn't think it's sexy.
>>694323969
>>694325827
rolling for these
>>694323969
roll
>>694325970
Sorry mom I sent you a picture of your sons penis as a joke haha
>>694323969
reroll
Tell her how good she looks
>>694322501
Op, show her your dick.
>>694326112
no, actually
>>694322501
youre gros
Tripping balls
Ask for nudes
Ask for nudes
>>694323969
Rolling this
>>694326140
>42
>doesnt know what men like about her
Cmon
Delllliverrr
>>694326189
19 yr old edgelord detected
Send her a dick pic. Post results
reply with this image
Ask.
For.
No top.
>>694322501
"Thanks. How about topless?"
Say that
>>694325970
roll
tell her you hav ea booner and ask for another pic
Simply respond with "nice boobs mom, I like em. Thanks ;)" that will get the ball rolling.
>>694326444
YOU WASTED THEM
>>694322501
don't do it
>>694326444
FUCKING IDIOT
>>694326444
No, thatd be me
And nice wasted trips nigger
>>694326444
Stop wasting trips. Ask for more tits
>>694322501
One chance to be a hero in your life OP..
Do it! Deliver this to us.
>>694326444
Nice trips.. way to waste them you fucktard
Give her your best possible dirty talk not letting on that you're her son, try to get it as intense as possible.
>>694326449
this
>>694326444
STOP WASTING TRIPS YOU DOUBLE NIGGER,
also send her a dick pic
>>694326500
for real, just do it
Well this thread is dead
>>694326529
Roll
>>694326444
>>694326500
yup
>>694323969
pls
dick pic
>>694326529
Rolly polly olly
>>694326171
>Sorry mom I sent you a picture of your sons penis as a joke haha
I don't know, I just want to see her tits, lol
Ask of you can nurse on them
>>694326651
Fuck you I want my mom tits
>>694323969
op just do it before the thread dies
>>694323969
roll
>>694326635
reroll
Ask for nudes
Losing interest fast due to faggot op and wasted trips
Op you better ask for boobies
>>694326529
Rolly
>>694326789
This
Make yourself famous faggot
>>694323969
roll
>>694326786
So then tell her you want her tits...
>>694326786
>>694326809
then do this
Doooooo iiiiitttttt. Post results
>>694322501
Post more of your mom
>>694322501
>fait
Rolling to see you mums ass, ask for booty pics.
>>694326774
We all do, son. We all do.
ask to show tits
>>694326741
this
That is some messed up shit there anon.
Op abandoned us
There's still fucking nothing happening in this thread
Show me them tits
ask for tits
Ask for tits you beta cuck
>>694326975
dear god op, do the right thing
>>694326971
Rolling for the one everyone wants
"Did you mean to send this to me? ;) ;)"
tits
>>694322501
If this planet ever wishes to gain pure transcendental harmony the following 5 things need to occur...
1. Abolish all religion.
2. Destroy any and all forms of non-master race
3. Repeal suffrage.
4. Put women back in the kitchen.
5. Destroy all LGBT&P.
If all of these directives come to fruition, master race will bask eternally in the perfection that racial purity shall bring. #masterracepurity
>>694323969
roll for this
Respond with "so what this mean? U want sum fuck?"
Tits
>>694327171
This
YOU DON'T NEED TRIPS, JUST ASK FOR HER TITS
>>694323969
DO THIS OP
ask for tits!
>>694327201
I'm also rolling for what every other person here wants, OP.
OP is lying lol that picture has been around for a while in other milf threads.
>>694323969
rollling
>>694327379
Rolling for the best option
>>694327308
Want sum fuk? Is the only appropriate answer. Rollig.
Send her your nudes
>>694327370
Roll
Post proof.
Ass. I want to see your ass.
>>694327004
Op kill yourself
>>694323969
oh god I started something, I guess il roll once
555 get
Ask for.nudes
>>694327392
If true I just waited a ridiculous amount of time with a phony incest thread. killself.exe
>>694326975
roll
>>694323969
plllllllsssss
Send dick
7777 get kek
Ask her to suck on her titties
send boner
>>694327534
Roll
>>694326975
roll
>>694322501
tell her you want to fuck her in the bum with dirty, unprotected sex.
tell her she can do it with you next time dad isn't home, and he'll never have to know.
I'm proud of you anon - you're growing up to be a fine, upstanding young woman.
>>694323969
pl0xxxxxx
Reply with "tits or GTFO"
then just check if tits or no tits, if tits, then fuck mom is a go, if not, then no go
"Want sum fuck?"
send dick pick ask her for more
>>694323969
rollll
>>694327808
Rolll
ask for topless
Ask "fuck me mommy"
>>694327789
Roll again.
"I like where this is going, but can I see you without those clothes on? ;)"
>>694327888
WINRAR
>>694327888
WE DID IT
>>694327888
WINNRARRRRR
>>694326444
You faggot nigger.
>>694327888
And now we wait
>>694327888
HEEEE HAS DONE IT!!!
>>694327888
Well then
>>694327888
There she is but OP is fag and gond
>>694327888
I DEEEEED ITTTT
>>694327888
WINNER
>>694327888
God
>>694327888
OMG!!!!!!
ITT: convinces a child to send dick pic to mum, OP delivers but is sent to a mental instution
>>694327888
Now we have to wait for faggot op to deliver.
>>694323969
I'm rolling for this. Post results
Your face when op is gone
>>694328027
That'd be an even better outcome tbh
i just.....
i can't.
the fucking racism here.
you people are ill
literally shaking right now.....
wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable.
ill never understand this......place.
it feels like
after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst.....
blatant racism
child porn spam
animal abuse
anti semitism
holocaust denial
woman hating
homophobia
fat shaming
off topic adult cartoons
the list goes on and on.......
the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......
are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!
disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!!
i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet...
>>694327990
You may have single handedly caused a boy into sexual relations with momma
Puts a tear to my eye
>>694327888
4CHAN SUCCEEDS AGAIN
>>694327888
DO IT!!!!
>>694328033
Surely he will not for he is the crotch of a wentch
Op is a faggot and won't deliver.
>>694328132
All we can do is hope
>>694327888
Finally.
>>694328135
gtfo nigger
Let's go op
IF OP WONT DO IT SOMEONE ELSE MUST. SACRIFICE SACRIFICE. (not me)
Op is a faggot
>>694328437
You
>>694328135
Fuck'n white knight nigger faggot, you must be a fuck'n feminist, fat as fuck.
Y'll should be killed with a fork, fuck'n faggot, nigger.
>>694328311
You dont come to b often now do you?
>>694328437
I dont think you guys want my mum
Gimme your moms number OP I'll post wins
>>694328544
I'm in the show me state so show me
go op
>>694328589
This
>>694328544
Post a pic
>>694328135
you must be a fucking moron to not realize this sooner. If you don't like it, GTFO - nobody is keeping you here.
<pic of you holding her tits, doesn't matter if she is sleeping or dead.
>>694328625
No I love my mum and not like that
>>694328718
Reroll
>>694328711
And you are an idiot for not spotting copy pasta
Smells like summer in here
>>694328779
>really
OP abandoned the thread a while ago, lads.
op please come back
>>694328861
>reroll
>>694328842
My libido, a mosquito
>>694323969
Roll
op=faggot
>>694322501
Ask her to breast feed you
>>694322501
>>694326991
I concur with this anon.
Moar.
OP will surely deliver.
>>694324322
>Oedipus did it
What a cringey and unnecessary way of showing off your knowledge of greek mythology you faggot
rip this thread :(
>>694322501
Op is a fuckign pussy ass bitch faggot
>>694328135
eat shit newfag nigger son of a fucking jew
>>694328135
>>694325078
If this planet ever wishes to gain pure transcendental harmony the following 5 things need to occur...
1. Abolish all religion.
2. Destroy any and all forms of non-master race
3. Repeal suffrage.
4. Put women back in the kitchen.
5. Destroy all LGBT&P.
If all of these directives come to fruition, master race will bask eternally in the perfection that racial purity shall bring. #masterracepurity
lmfao at the amount of summer fags here
>/thread
Gonna need to see nudes of her...for science
man, fuck op
>>694330069
>threading your own post
>calling anyone else a summerfag
>>694329716
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>694323969
>>694322501
WHY THE FUCK IS 4CHAN FILLED WITH SO MANY DEGENERATES WHO WANT TO FUCK THEIR MOMS WHAT THE FUCK?
>>694330684
Where do you think we are?
>>694330684
Right? Dad and son is the obvious way to go
>>694328135
>>694330581
Spoken like a true SJW wearing a Folwkes mask... Open your mouth to receive my seed... The seed of everlasting truth. The seed of altruistic conceptualization sprinkled with just a little bit of denial
>>694328135
copy pasta
i just.....
i can't.
the fucking racism here.
you people are ill
literally shaking right now.....
wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable.
ill never understand this......place.
it feels like
after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst.....
blatant racism
child porn spam
animal abuse
anti semitism
holocaust denial
woman hating
homophobia
fat shaming
off topic adult cartoons
the list goes on and on.......
the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......
are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!
disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!!
i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet...
>>694331211
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You�re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that�s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>694330684
Look around do you even know where you are?
deliver op
Where are you OP
anyone else spy cam their moms? pic is related.
>>694332944
Youre fucked in the head
>>694332944
Ask her to breast feed you
>>694333151
>>694333213
And change your diaper.
>>694333321
Not at all ive been on here longer than youve been born
>>694333151
i don't think i am. hope not.
>>694333213
been there and done that but that was quite some time ago. haha i'd be willing to start up again. :)
>>694333377
Baby made a boom boom.
>>694333436
>>>9gag
>>694322501
you don't. she looks worn out. The reality won't live up to the fantasy after you get a smell of the ammonia smelling pussy and pungent stench of her unwashed hemorrhoid filled asshole
OP Plz
>>694334763
Threads dead, baby. Threads dead.
>>694322501
10/10 would fuck
This pic was posted in a tits thread earlier. Op is full of shit
>>694322501
This was used in another board. Try again faggot OP
>>694335222
Oh my fucking god, this is the third time someone wasted their trips
op just fukin do it
send it nigga
if quads, you send.
Send a dick pic
>>694337554
1 off, re-roll
>>694323969
this plz
Come fuck mommy OP
Why don't you go steal some panties post pics
>>694332944
Show moar details please
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MCcgmkZ.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>694324890
just say "great pic, got more?" with a smileyface. That way you can always act like you were joking..
>>694323969
roll
>>694323590
This is the best choice cause your not raping her or anything she sent the pic to you jerk that cock hard spray cum every where with it on the big screen
Maybe OP is fucking his mom. That's why he can't post what he promised
>>694338784
Maybe OP Is working on the delivery
How long has this been going?.
Why hasn't he posted more pics of his mom.
Fuck OPYou better deliver this time or else
ITT: everyone act like this is the floor of congress and they about to change some serious minds
pretend to be your dad. Let her send more pictures. Afte ra while she'll realize something is up because your dad wont "receive" the pictures or she notice his way of texting is different. Then you UP your game once she realized.
>>694332944
nice
OP is kill
Send her your dick
>>694323237
>say hey mon. looking great today. you seem to be pretty excited. you mean to send this to me?
guaranteed to creep her out
