YLYL thread.
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YLYL thread.
>>694273682
That person is an idiot with no problem solving skills. I would tap him to ask him a question, he would then remove the headphones, and put them back on properly.
>>694275995
What if he replies to you then folds each ear before putting back his headphones, what would you do then? huh?
>>694276398
Well at least then you know
>>694276534
know what? the answer to your question?
>>694275213
sfdafsfsdfasdfadfwefs
>>694275213
............
>>694275995
Maybe it was too loud and he was using his ear fold to dampen the sound.
>>694275213
iku8bhyk ouiiloj
>>694275213
Bdghs
>>694275213
Cunt
>>694275213
weawdwae
>>694275213
#üpotfzikud6üp9tzudrpt5zj
>>694275213
She will die anyway
made me reply tho
>>694278188
Because he hears through the top of his ear?
>>694278188
It's called the oracle you faggot
>>694275213
oaøwikndmøwodk
https://mega.nz/#!8J8SxCzB!61zct_GmgSin9xV43QAy9Fq3mVJw3Ch0psW4A0JWZqc
download this or your mother dies in her sleep. no immunities work because fuck immunities
>>694275213
Who the fuck makes these things
>>694278188
or use the fucking volume button?
>>694275213
Fag
>>694275213
this is pure /b/ shit
>>694275213
Jesus dude
>>694275213
Hkaha
>>694273682
Didn't know this was a rage thread about first world problems.
>>694279820
neets living on neetbux
>>694279548
shut up, nigger
>>694278188
underrateded pose
>>694281279
Fucking women have no sense of faithfulness anymore...its really sad, im in my 30's and lucked up with a nice girl, she is chubby but we have been together for 5 years, she started going to the gym and is starting to look pretty good......
Didnt know this was a feels thread..
>>694275213
wew lad
>>694281279
I dont get it
>>694275213
Got em
>>694281935
>was fat, had nerd bf
>said she wants to be with him forever
>got hot, got new bf
>>694281699
It's not even funny anymore.
>>694281699
Pls fuck off
>>694275213
nope
fuck you OP you're a faggot kill yourself, worthless thread
>>694282138
its ok i know you dont want ur mom to die
>>694281699
nice dubs faggot
>>694282098
Wow what a cunt, hope she gets stds
>>694275213
cunt
>>694281699
kys
>>694275213
epic
>>694281699
this is literally the worst meme to ever hit this site
>>694275213
LOL GET IT?
>>694281279
This is why I chose to be gay.
>>694279548
Kill yourself, faggot.
>>694282340
I had a ginger friend, totaly akward guy, use to date a fucking wale, you cannot even imagine the size
She got fit, took her over a year. Once she got half her size she wouldnt have sex with him.
Dumped him in a couple of months after she actually get to look like a normal person.
women ftw
>>694275213
die
>>694281699
knock this off.
OC because I'm fucking tired of it.
>>694273682
Headphones are probably too tight so he folds the ear over to cushion them. I do this when I sleep or nap and don't have a pillow. The ear flap helps cushion my head.
>>694281279
Is that not the same dude but better presented?
>>694275213
fag
>>694275213
wurst lol
>>694273682
He knew that there was a guy behind him taking photos so he tactically angled his ear in order to monitor the dude. Sensible man.
>>694283054
They look nothing alike in any way, are you being dumb on purpose?
>>694275213
putain
>>694281699
fuck you nigger
>>694281699
worst
>>694282231
>>694275213
DidILaugh
>>694275213
dfssdfsd
>>694281279
This has happened to me twice. Meet a girl who is adorable but not "hot" and she's smart and funny. She says she hates most guys and girls alike and finds me to be exactly what she wants. I encourage her and give her confidence and she starts working out, changing style, then after 2 years or so she's crazy hot and bam! Dumped and cheated on so fast! Twice! All bitches are the same.
>>694281279
This should be a motivation for all men in the world to get in shape!
Women are disgusting hoes that pretend loving you but in the end, they'd leave you anytime for someone richer and/or better looking.
It's sad. It's fucking sad.
Don't make your luck dependant on something as fragile like true love.
>>694281748
>anymore
>betrayal never existed before
>women have no sense of faithfulness
>as if it doesn't happen in the opposite way: male gets fits, gets hotter females, stop dating chubbys
>>694281699
dsafsdf
>>694275213
Omg
>>694275213
fuck u
>>694283574
Faggot white knight with no experience in the real world. And yeah, girls are way less faithful now, but it's only because we can't do anything to stop them cuz her der girl power.
>>694281699
Anarchy
>>694283896
No experience in the real world? stop talking to yourself. I live in the real world and I know everybody betrays, you think that if when a fat retards like you gets fits he won't be looking for "better" women? no... he will keep dating whales, because he is a man. What the fuck are you talking about?
>>694275213
Them teeth tho
>>694275213
fuck u
>>694275213
.....mmmmm....
>>694282951
As if a leetol beetol of OC could fix this huge, throbbing cancer.
>>694281699
guarranted replies
>>694284177
B-but I want some girl that loves me for my awesome character, not the goddamn outside :'(
>>694281748
So why aren't you in the gym yourself?
>>694284367
That's my point, these idiots think that they get rejected because women are not loyal, not because they are fucking retards
>>69427521
SS
>>694283054
i kinda agree
though the two old photos are small and the guy is grinning a lot. The only thing thats really changed is his hair is shorter and he is dressed well. Nose and facial structure have not changed
>>694282951
that shit is on the same level as the sonic recolors. get fucked
>>694275213
Nooooo
>>694275213
immunity cat i summon you
>>694281699
die
>>694281699
damn
>>694284367
But women don't generally date for the outside, they date for the inside of your bank account. That's where they're flawed, they want a provider, whereas men are flawed in that we want good breeding stock, which is why men will date dumb whores if they're hot and women will date fat ugly dudes if they're rich.
In a broader sense, they date for status because status=provision. Obviously this is a generalization and there're exceptions to both rules, but it's never a good idea to assume a girl won't trade up on you. Also, I can kinda see >>694284527
this guy's point. At first glance I figured the dudes were the same.
>>694284177
Lol. I am fit. It happened to me twice. But I've been with tons of chicks. I'm not just projecting. Ive dated about 6 girls seriously and banged over 80. It sounds like I'm a womanizer, but this whole time I've just been looking for someone awesome and special and who makes me happy, but THEY ALL SUCK. Every bitch, no matter how different or interesting they seem at first, is cut from the same fuckng cloth. I wish I was gay and could be ok with fuckng dudes, but it grosses me out and I love how women look and smell, so I'm stuck playing their bullshit games forever. Just make money. It's all they really care about.
>>694284484
The problem isn't rejection when they're already dating, retard.
>>694275213
Let's get this shit going
>>694281279
Pretty sure it's the same guy
>>694281699
Because of your kind's faggotry I can't trust posts with long reply counts. Also, my mom is already dead you cunt.
>>694275213
male ginger kids should all be exterminated
>>694285243
Lost
>>694285384
>my mom's dead
Now I'm certain that the anon you're dealing with is going to apologize and change their ways now that you're properly made them feel guilty about your dead mother.
Just kidding, they don't care.
Sorry your mom's dead tho
>>694281699
cunt
>>694285545
biker_gets_epileptic_seizure.jpg
>>694279548
Even if I'm the fucking Batman ?
>>694275213
Mods need to start banning people for this cancer
>>694281699
baited so hard
>>694281699
fuck you
>>694285545
LMFAO!!!111
>>694285660
Well NOOO! Not if you're the Batman, of course! Jeeze!
>>694285436
faggot
>>694285545
whats supposed to happen here
>>694275213
>>694275995
thats how u know ur autistic lmao
>>694275213
stop this madness :(
>>694285436
Photoshops mirrored text.
>Text isn't mirrored...
mfw
>>694285545
woah, cool. I kinda see something but it might just be my eyes messing with me.
>>694285436
>>694284956
>>694285151
If you've been through that many women the problem is you. Either unrealistic expectations or only targeting shallow girls (intentionally or otherwise). You need to something different.
Also how old are you? I'd expect someone who's dated 6 women 'seriously' to be in their late 30's/early 40's minimum.
>>694285243
TOP KEK
>>694285951
>>694285243
Under fucking rated.
>>694285951
fucking ghey
Quit exploiting natural instinct anon
>>694275213
fuck
>>694275213
Fag
>>694285243
kek
>>694281699
Wew
>>694281699
go away
>>694275213
>>694281699
Fuck off already
>>694281279
>>694285545
ICKSDEE Xd
I POSTED IT AGAIN MOM!
>>694275213
shiet
>>694275213
Ghjwjdbjs
>>694281699
kys
>>694286070
>>694275213
(Reply)
>>694284776
How is reminding people that this is superstitious nonsense the same as sonic recolors? Go fuck yourself.
>>694284321
The fact so many believe it is troubling and disgusting.
>>694275213
Wtf reported
>>694275213
Kys
>>694286347
jokes on you because Im actually a faggot
>>694281279
People fucking break up. Relationships end. Who gives a shit who these people fuck?
None of you fagets could honestly say you wouldn't try to fuck the hottest piece of ass you could. I guess when it's a woman doing it she's a piece of shit.
This is why you people are forever alone cunts.
>>694275213
Fuck
>>694275213
Kms
>>694275213
WOW HAD2
>>694275213
Kys
>>694285436
thank you based god
>>694282231
>saves thumbnail
>>694286383
wtf. i lost ylyl because of this... I always laugh at that guy... What is wrong with me?
>>694285951
is this supposed to b skary
>>694281699
Cunt.
>>694281699
why has there no version of this with (or your dad dies )
Do b users love their moms so much ?
>>694286582
>>694286035
Mid 30s
I actually just met a girl I really liked. We both moved to a new state and met at work. We hung out lots and she told me she really liked me too. We decided to give "us" a try. Did lots of making out but didn't want to rush into banging. The next day she flew home and we texted back and forth until suddenly her texts stopped. I'm not some faggot who texts or calls 1000 times so I just send about a message a day asking what's up. No reply. Until she comes back and tells me she fucked her ex boyfriend. And she's "sorry." Fuck bitches forever.
>>694286347
I was pleasantly surprised until that sweaty taint shot
>>694286437
>tabs are actually funny
That's new
>>694275213
>>694281699
>>694285436
>>694286437
>>694281699
Fuck yo uand the CAPTCHA
>>694286409
>The fact so many believe it is troubling and disgusting.
This surprised me as well. But then again, maybe 30% of the replies are from trolls, so they get other people to look.
>>694282749
Amen.
>>694286780
You can't claim immunity forever. Those are Jew rules.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX-LUfTVJlM
>>694275213
ersa
>>694275213
why
>>694285151
Shut the fuck up robot
chemo
>>694286673
>>694275213
fuck
>>694281699
Get cancer
chemo in all fields
>>694281699
Fugg
>>694275213
Stfu faggatron
The REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOUR MOM DIES posts are really autistic.
By the way if you're not American you're automatically immune cause we all have mums not moms. It's called mumsnet not momsnet XDDDDD.
Also everyone dies eventually, unless you specify tonight or right now then you have nothing to worry about. Also a picture can't do shit lol.
>ITT: superstitious pussies
>Also whats he thinking /b/?
>>694282951
heh. my mom died from huntingtons disease a few years ago. So I guess im one of the few who are truly immune? But its just stupid nonsense.
I wonder if theres a kid out there who despises his parents and intentionally seeks out everyone of these threads without posting immunity to try to get her killed.
>>694282999
How fucking autistic can you get
Also, checked
>>694282951
But they really are fucking idiots. /b/ is dead.
>>694281699
Zoinks
>>694275213
got it
>>694276805
>1488 words
Lost
>>694285436
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>694284177
I see who the real retard was, no wonder she left you.
>>694286673
damn that cumshot was actually hot. when it switched over i stroked faster. anymore like the 2nd part?
>>694275213
fag
>>694286673
http://www.xvideos.com/video15599985/soya_suicide
Her name is Soya Suicide.
>>694276805
I'm getting this
>>694286870
he reminds me of a down syndrome
>>694275213
Is this really gonna be the new autistic meme that's spammed everywhere. Fucking loser
>>694286786
what was the captcha?
>I gots to know!
>>694281699
reply to this post or 694281699 dies in his sleep tonight
>>694287765
heh
>>694275213
no pls
>>694281699
fuck you
>>694275213
>>694286347
What is the sauce with the woman please?
>>694285257
>>694275213
lftfvftytfykmjmy
>>694275213
oof damn
>>694285807
>>694275213
!!!
>>694273682
>>694275213
P.o.o.p.
E r u a
O d r t
p e. t
l r i
e. e
s
>>694276805
didnt expect to lose this early
>>694286437
sheeeit
>>694286420
Fuck you
>>694286443
RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS. Not the gay part tho. Nohomo.
>>694275213
Fucking b
>>694281699
Swiguty
>>694281279
Whats wrong with this, if you were a 5/10 going out with a 5/10 and a you turned into 9/10 everyone in this thread would clearly go find a 9/10 gf.
>>694283497
Ugly detected.
>>694288455
I AM A HUGE FAGGOT
>>694275213
You know... If someone could combine this shit with that fucking banana the ass pain would be epic. Could you imagine the fucking super autismo level meltdown on here?
>>694282231
>saves thumbnail like stupid nigger
>>694277638
fag
>>694275213
Fuck tou
youtube (.) com/watch?v=_-Rv1aoPx7Y
Couple of dindus fighting their little hearts out in jail. Bless 'um
>>694282231
>>694275213
Good thing I have immunity cat
>>694287823
sauce!
>>694275213
jej
>>694281699
you
>>694275213
rezwer
>>694281699
just kill the bitch already.
>>694275213
my dick is hard
>>694275213
kys
>>694286437
jejj
>>694275213
put me in the screenshot
>>694275213
oh fuck
>>694285279
>When you see it
>>694275213
Fuckin wight boy
>>694276398
fuck I lost
>>694283574
Most men, that I know of, don't leave their spouse just because they can now do better. From the stories I have heard from my wife, about 30-40% of women do. Not that anon, but I am pretty sure that number wasn't always that high.
>>694283896
This.
>>694285951
That one got me real fucking good, got me yelling and all..
Well played
>>694281699
ooooh fuck man
>>694275213
repliedd
>>694284177
The issue isn't whether or not they date more attractive people when they can, the issue is the implied cheating/leaving of current spouse to do so. Something most men at least don't do.
>>694285279
I don't get it.
>>694281935
gtfo newfag.
>>694281279
Feminism arguments are invalid (obviously)
>>694281699
replied
>>694282999
overrated post
>>694285994
thank immunity cat
>>694275213
Fuck you
>>694275213
...
>>694273682
maybe he does that so he can hear if someone wants to talk to him
or maybe he wants to look like an elf
>>694289565
If I'm with someone it's because I like that someone and find them to be at least a 7/10. If I want to fuck something hotter I'll just use porn.
>>694275213
Fag
>>694286437
ooohohoho fuck yo bitch
>>694281699
fuck you
>>694286673
Summer I miss you come back to LueLinks please
>>694285279
I don't see shit.
>>694287255
>>694284321
I sadly have to agree for now.
>>694287096
Huntingtons is genetic, have you gotten checked yet?
