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In a gender studies class right now....Roll trips and ill do

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In a gender studies class right now....Roll trips and ill do anything. Yes this is a legit picture of the class that im in
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scream I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN ATTACK HELLO COPTER WITH DICK SPINNING IN CIRCLES
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Walk to the front and get your cock out
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>>694272301
DO IT OP OR YOUR MUM WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP
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Tell them that it's not rape if you yell "Suprise!"
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>>694273049
My mom is already dead.
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>>694272301
scream "hitler did nothing wrong
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>>694273125
then your dad. i know he's not dead because was with him last night
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walk up to the front and say men are better than women, there is no wage gap, women can suck a fat dick
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>>694272745
Roll for this genius
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middle finger in front of the projector
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>>694273327
Im a orphan
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>>694272301
Go up in front of the class. Squat. Shit. Proceed to smear shit on as many people as you can.

You're welcome.
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>Get naked
>Rape teacher
>Say jesus told you to in a vision
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tell them that women are only good for 3 things: cooking, cleaning and vaginas
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>>694272745
rolling for this
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Say you identify with both genders and does that mean masturbation is rape.
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>>694272301
immediately interrupt speaker, just stand up and say "I'm here to give a MEN'S perspective" loudly and clearly.

doesnt matter if it flows in the conversation or not.

then sit back down and say nothing or as little as possible, even if they ask you "what??"
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"Remember not to rape them" Are they serious or joking?

Point at some chick and tell her to show her tits or gtfo.
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Ask if mayonnaise is a gender
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tell them rape is your fetish
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>>694272745
roll
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>>694273440
no wonder you are which parentswould want a child taking gender studies
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ask if it's okay to rape them if they don't remind you not to
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>>694273574
reroll
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Slam your head on your desk three times hard and then stand up kick the desk over scream rape is not a crime! Walk out of classroom. Video tape it all
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Next slide that comes up that says don't rape derail the training by asking what if what they are wearing indicates they want it. No one in the class wants to be there and the endless rant this will cause will draw out the class at least an hour
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>>694272301
Stand up and give this speech loudly, boldy and with confidence.
The stride out like a boss and never go back to that class for want of your self-respect
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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT BANE WAS GONNA FUCK ME
I AIN'T THE BIGGEST TWINK IN THIS CLASS
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>>694273865
Roll
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>>694272745
Rolling for this faggot.
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>>694273865
Reroll
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>>694272301
I'm rolling for public masturbation
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Just laugh.

Keep laughing. When they ask you if theres a problem just say to keep going, this is the best thing you've seen all week.
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scream "fucking normies" as loud as possible
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Sit quietly and really contemplate your privilege.
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Ask if its rape if its with a dead person
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>>694272745
roll
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yell out " i am the masked rapist, i shall now rape you all" strip down pull ur shirt over your head and bash your dick on the nearist female in the room then run out screaming " eakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk"
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Yell bitches just dont know they want this dick
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>>694274174
reroll
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>>694274149
reroll
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>>694274204
reroll
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>>694272745
rolling
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>>694273574
Show me your genitals
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>>694272745
Roll
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>>694272745
Rolling for this
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Please that image is at least a year old, at least use come thing convincing.
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>>694274149
reroll #2
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Stare at the person sitting next to you until they ask what you are doing, tell them you're actually raping them, and have been this whole class
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>>694274174
roll
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>>694272301
>Gender studies
Hope that class isnt a requirement
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>>694274088
rolling for this
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Play Loud Nigra full blast
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cum on who ever is in front of you
>hair bonus points
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Blast the loudest porn you can find, make sure its rape porn.
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>>694274149
reroll #3 for the lord all might trips let them rain down apon me
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>>694274336
It is -OP
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Stand on your seat and helicopter dick
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Accuse teacher of raping you
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>>694274445
nooo.... so close
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>>694274445
so close fucking hell
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Take a dump in front of the class.
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Stand on your seat and do the helicopter until security comes
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>>694272301
just go away and study some real thing.
CS or CE for example
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>>694272301
remember, when you're having intimate sex with your wife, dont rape her!
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>>694274088
T-H-I-S
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>>694272301
Why the fuck are you in gender studies you fucking degenerate
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HELICODICK
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>roll
Get up and beat your meat in front of the entire class
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Stand up and yell "NIGGER COCK, NIGGER COCK, NIGGER COCK!"
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>>694273689
Rolling for patrick
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TELL ALL THE SJWs TO KILL THEMSELVES THEN RAPE 'EM
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>>694274369
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>>694274756
>]
This
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>>694274775
motherfucke
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>>694273689
t-t-t-this
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>>694273648
Rolling
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Start jacking it furiously. Be sure to make a ton of noise
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>>694274369
This
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>>694272301
kill yourself for enrolling in a gender studies class.
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Yell " OMG this class is common sense bullshit! I'm wasting tuition on this?!"
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>>694274856
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>>694274856
roll for this
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Take off your shirt then pants. slowly and quietly.
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>>694273648
Rolling for this
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>>694272301

Say that that statement is offensive to people with Alzheimers or those that are memory impaired and favors those who are memory privileged and she should apologize for not having a trigger warning.
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start sexually harasing someone
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>>694274945
reroll
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>>694272301
Put up your hand after the next point and say " but hasn't this been discredited since the writings of Zizek? I mean, post-structuralism aside, it's clear that the framework overlooks a few key ontological concept spaces, not the least of which is degradation of the commons. I mean, cmon, there's no such thing as a free lunch." Then smugly sit back
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>>694272301
and thats why the ugly people losers that smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly is ugly and lame in high school and has to hurt the popular people the ugly way when the ugly people losers outnumber the popular people and smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly
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>>694274945
that's not creative enough you summerfag.

Go do your summer reading. And help your mom with chores for God's sake.
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Stand up, clear your throat loudly, when possible interup somebody. Then say:
"Im am a hetero cis white male, but I am an ally to the oppressed of this world, therefore I would only ever rape in self defense."
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Yell " My nipples look like milk duds!"
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start jerking it as hard as you can making a LOT of noise
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>>694274088
simple but good, rolling
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>>694275119
that's not creative enough you summerfag.

Go do your summer reading. And help your mom with chores for God's sake.
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I identify as transnigger kin
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>>694272301
Leave the class and go to a university that doesn't require this
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play bitches aint shit by dr dre as loud a s possible
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>>694274088
RE ROOLL
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>>694272745
roll
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shout out that everyone in class is raping you and that you feel violated. Make sure to record it
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rape someone
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Ask someone beside you, very loudly "when do you think we'll get to the pictures of pussies? "
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this pic is so old though
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>>694274088
I WILL GET TRIPS ROLLLLLLL
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Unenroll yourself from the class tonight
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>>694272301
and the ugly people losers are ugly as shit and hurt the popular people the ugly way after high school cause the ugly people losers can tell on people after 21 and the ugly people losers that is ugly as shit and smell like poop like beyonce hurt the popular people by outnumbering the popular people and smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly like the ugly people losers and the ugly hippo loser women that smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly and is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks like the ugly people losers and the ugly hippo loser women that hurts the popular people the ugly way like outnumbering the popular people and is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks
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>>694275112
So close.
Reroll
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play dmx,whip out you dick then start a brawl
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>>694275314
i thought this would work fuck
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>>694275324
Rrl
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Look some random person in the eyes and start masturbating furiously. WHATEVER you do do not look away.
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>>694275029
that's not creative enough you summerfag.

Go do your summer reading. And help your mom with chores for God's sake.

but reroll also just in case u never know
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>>694272301
"Maybe we should just legalize rape"
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>>694272301
and the ugly people losers are ugly as shit and hurt the popular people the ugly way after high school cause the ugly people losers can tell on people after 21 and the ugly people losers that is ugly as shit and smell like poop like beyonce hurt the popular people by outnumbering the popular people and smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly like the ugly people losers and the ugly hippo loser women that smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly and is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks like the ugly people losers and the ugly hippo loser women that hurts the popular people the ugly way like outnumbering the popular people and is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks
and thats why the ugly people losers and the ugly guys losers and the ugly hippo loser women is ugly as shit with there ugly ass face
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>>694275094
>>694275178
This queer on his high horse.
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>>694275412
roll
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>>694275412
reroll
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>>694275445
Ouch.
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>>694274983
lol creative shit
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>>694275412
rollin for this
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>>694274088
This
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>>694272301
Flip your chair upside down and shove a leg in your ass while yelling,"its not that bad wtf!"
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>>694272301
Tell them, you identify as a rapist. And if they don't allow you to rape, they're rape-phobes, who should check their privilege
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>>694275433
>>694275445
holy shit so close
>>694275412
reroll
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>>694272745

Rolling for the faggot to do this
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shit your pants
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>>694272301
Pick a random guy. Point your finger at them.
Scream: "THIS GUY HAS TOLD ME THAT HE LOVES BEING A PART OF RAPE CULTURE!!!" Now, sit back and watch the fireworks.
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Do a senior chang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4
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>>694275431
kek
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>>694275508
Roll
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>>694275412
pls trips get
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>>694275431
that's not creative enough you summerfag.

Go do your summer reading. And help your mom with chores for God's sake.
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>>694274995
This
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>>694275412
Rolling for this
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>>694275567
roll
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>>694275554
so fucking close
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>>694275412
rollin
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>>694275567
Kek
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>>694275412
rowlet
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>>694275508
RE ROLLLLL
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>>694275546

Reroll
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>>694272745
roll
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>>694275573
roll
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>>694275412
Rollin'
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yell cant trump the stump over and over
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>>694274088
Reroll
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>>694275508
Re-roll
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>>694275412
roll
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>>694275567
roll
NEED TRIPS
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Start making wierd noises, first silent then getting louder. When somebody finally asks what you're doing, yell out as loud as possible: "OMG STOP RAPING ME" and run out of the room
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>>694275508
Rolling
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>>694275412
roll
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>>694275788
reroll
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Typical navy gmt>>694272301
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Yell, "This is why your pay is way below engineers!"
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>>694272301
Yell "Black Lives Matter" and call your professor a white supremacist cunt who needs to worship the BBC.
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>>694275788
rawl
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>>694272301
Tell the professor to "show you their boipussy"

Bonus points if they're a woman or trans.
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>>694272745
Roll
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>>694275788
This but make sex noises
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I demand trips, now be an attack helicopter
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start moaning as if you're having an orgasm. shake your desk while you're at it.
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>>694272745
OH yes, oh yes, much this.
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>>694275788
yeeah roll
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>>694275788
Roll
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>>694275867
top kek rolling for this.
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>>694273500
Checked
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>study class
>on July

Scream you're a faget
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Attack helicopter
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>>694275918
trips pls
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>>694275788
rolling for this
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>>694275788
Yes, yes.

DO IT FAGGOT.
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>>694272301
Do absolutely nothing
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999
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>>694275966
This
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>>694275291
Roll
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Yell "There are only 2 genders" then storm out of the room as loudly as possible
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Raise your hand and ask: why do the men who actually reject feminism; feminists don't actually target them,just any male with a penis but in doing this,all males don't attribute it to the few people doing it,but instead blame feminism as a whole!?
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Yell Alluah Akbar then Tapdance and sit back down like nothing happened, completely deadpan
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run out of classroom yelling HEIL HITLER, LONG LIVE THE GERMAN REICH
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>>694276059
rolling
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Stand up politely but making alot of noise.
When the professor looks at you, say "Sorry, I thought this was a real class like engineering. I think I'm in the wrong room".
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>>694275412
this
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Legalize rape roll
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>>694275412
Bam
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Yell out "I cum bloood"
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>>694276059
Guaranteed to start shit. This
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Yell sieg heil as loud as you can
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>>694276091
Rollllllllllllllllllllllll
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the legalize rape one
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Shout 'i identify as a pro-feminist gay transgender muslim'
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>>694276107
Roal
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Say that you just read a post about sexually identifying as an attack helicopter, pretend to be serious and start a discussion about "how feminism should face internet sjw haters". Read the whole text aloud.
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>>694272301
Say you should be allowed to let babies suck on your nipples, because gender equality.
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>>694275412
THIIIIS
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>>694275412
Rolling
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"4chan made me do it"
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watch interracial/ebony porn on your phone at maximum volume
if somebody complains call them racist
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>>694273648
rool!!!!
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>>694275412
reroll
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>>694275412
this one
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>>694275412
Rick Rollin' for dem trips
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Sing the Australian National Anthem and then yell "G'day mate, wanna wallaroo my black stump" to the nearest female and hop out of the room like a kangaroo
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>>694275918
+1
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Take out any form of writing utensil, raise your hand with writing utensil raised pointing to ceiling, when called, say, "[instructor name], isn't it great how white men built these walls you teach in, the roof you teach under. The places you shop, eat, go out to. Damn I love being a white male." And walk out
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>>694272301
and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit when try to be better then everybody
and the reason is
and the ugly people losers are ugly as shit and hurt the popular people the ugly way after high school cause the ugly people losers can tell on people after 21 and the ugly people losers that is ugly as shit and smell like poop like beyonce hurt the popular people by outnumbering the popular people and smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly like the ugly people losers and the ugly hippo loser women that smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly and is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks like the ugly people losers and the ugly hippo loser women that hurts the popular people the ugly way like outnumbering the popular people and is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks
and thats why the ugly people losers and the ugly guys losers and the ugly hippo loser women is ugly as shit with there ugly ass face
like the ugly hippo loser women that is ugly as shit and control the socitey but is ugly and fat and doesnt scare the attrative loser people and only control the socitey cause there is way more ugly people losers that look like ugly wart hogs that smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly and control the factoires and its lame cause the ugly people losers like the ugly hippo loser women is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks so has to hurt attrative loser people and the popular people the ugly way cause is fat and smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly like the ugly guys losers and the ugly people losers that think is better then everybody and is ugly as shit and tell people what to do and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and think better then everybody and just bother the popular people but is ugly as shit and out number the popular people and the ugly people losers and the ugly guys losers wont let the popular people act and the ugly people losers just copy the popular people cause is lame and is ugly as shit
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>>694272301
ITT: Absolute retards are rolling for nothing.
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>>694276322
Rolling
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Rape someone near you.

In case I get trips, hi cnn
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>>694276091
Rollllllllllllllllllllllll rollllllllllllllllllllllll
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>>694272745
rolling for this
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>>694275412
reroll
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>>694276369
Roll
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Stand up and yell "OP is a faggot!"
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force yourself to puke
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Yell " The ghostbuster remake movie sucks because of classes like these. "
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I love underage girls-- Loud!
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>>694275867
reroll cuck edition
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>>694276344
rawl
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>>694276435
rolling for this
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>>694276374
Immigrants built those walls.
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>>694276369
Rolling for this
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>>694275412
ROLLING FOR THIS!!! or "could you name a few employers that would be looking for this type of degree?"
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>>694276091
>>694276059
This and this together that'll rustle their jimmies
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Rape the teacher
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>>694276440
Don't bring this curse on us but whatevs
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Porn at max volume, take video
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>>694276344
reroll but with sissy hypno instead
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>>694272745
rolling for this guy
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>>694276435
roll
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>>694275412
raul
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>>694276543
Totes
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Beat the shit out of as many of them as you can
KEK WILLS IT
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>>694276543
Maybe, Hitler was the good guy
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>>694276369
Roll polly
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the one that was legalize rape
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why no trips why
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Yell "allahu akbar" as loud as possible
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Start a race war
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>>694275412
666
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>>694276369
Roll
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get naked
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>>694276665
OFF BY ONE. FUCK ME
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>>694272745
rolling for this but you gotta record and post that shit
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>Yes this is a legit picture of the class that im in

fags can't image search
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Yell "Bullshit like this makes me want to go home and beat my wife" then walk out.
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>>694276676
>6676
so close to quads
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Suck on your toes till you get kicked out
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Take your clothes off and start masterbating ferociously while making direct eye contact with the teacher and saying "Would you fuck, I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me so hard"
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>>694276710
lol
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>>694276221
rolling for this
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>>694276288
Roll
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Throw stuff at a white guy ahead of you. When he turns around say "check your privilege".
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I'm going to get trips and I want this >>694272301
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>>694276731
Fuck off liar
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>>694274149
This is the most summer post I've seen on /b/
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>>694276733
Reroll
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Punch a nigger classmate in the face and yell "Black Lives Matter".
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ask if its still rape if it was done by a feminist. if they say no look sad and say oh. if they say yes say i need to go make a phone call and leave.
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>>694274236
THE DOG KNOWS. HE KNOWS.
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>>694276731
op confirmed fake and gay
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Cum on a classmate's hair
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>>694276733
This
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>>694272745
Rolling for this
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Class is going to be over before you stupid niggers roll a trips
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>>694276801
image search, m8
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>>694276731
dumbass kids these days
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>>694274088
Rolling for this
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Wtf guys, this is a total dubs thread o/
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>>694275412
This
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Say "I browse /b"
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Jerk off for the teacher
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>>694276824
roll
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>>694272301
triggered
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>>694276896
FUCK OFF LIAR I SWEAR FUCKING SUMMERFAGS
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>>694276731
it's really sad that summerfags can't image search.
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Pull pants down, stuck finger in ass, make a Hitler stash with your shit, then walk around yelling Heil Hitler
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>>694276801
REVERSE IMAGE SEARCH IT YOU FUCKING FEMINIST
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>>694272301
Walk to the front of the room, grab a marker, and write "RAPE CULTURE IS A MYTH" on the board. And send back more pictures.

Bonus points: If anyone tries to stop you, or puts a hand on you in any way, look them dead in the eyes and scream incoherently at the top of your lungs.
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>>694276288
Rerollerino
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is it still rape if they're dead?
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>>694272301
Show the class your gender
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>>694272301
No you're not.
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>>694276975
GAY SISSY CUCK FAGGOT GET OUT NIGGER
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>>694275007
Tfw you are 007
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>>694276982
GO BACK TO SUMMER SUMMERFAG
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Sit quietly until the end of the class then go about your day as usual.
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take off your clothes
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>>694276731
>proof that OP is a liar and fag posted
>cuck newfags still rolling
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>>694272301
Army fag here, you can't fool me. I know exactly what that is.
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>>694272301
That picture is a joke, right? RIGHT!?
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>>694275110
>>694275112
God dammit
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>>694275788
Rolling for this.
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>>694272745
roll
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WITNESS
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>>694275412
Roll
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>>694277136
kek
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>>694272745
roll
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>>694274130
Roll
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>>694272301
Walk up to the front and sing this song.

https://youtu.be/qqXi8WmQ_WM

Don't forget to film and upload!
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>>694277497
rolling for this
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>>694277497
rolling for this as well
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Rolling for attack helicopter
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>>694276983
roll
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We can't get trips because OP blocked trips with Meme magick
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>>694277497
Shamelessly rerolling myself lolol
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WITNESS ME
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Stand up in the middle of class and scream as loud as you can, then sit down
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WITNESSSSSSSSSSS
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Grope the hottest girl in class then run
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>>694277765
Rolling for this
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>>694277777
Oh shit nigger
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>>694277777
Bastard
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>>694277777
YOU ARE GOD!
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>>694277777
HOLY SHIT THOSE QUINTS
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>>694275412
Roollll
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>>694277765
Rolling
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>>694277777
WITNESSED
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Take a shit and throw it in class
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>>694277777
wasted...
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>>694277765
I would Cry of laughter if you did this, roll
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>>694277765
roll
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>>694277777
As the roller of these quints, I say>>694275412
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>>694277777
oh my god
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>>694278075
Sure you are lol
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>>694277777
i came
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Kek works in mysterious ways
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Cannibal corpse
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Roll
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roll
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