God is real
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
God is real
i am real
>>694270877
god is not real
the women love my big fat cock
I'm a Slut.
This summer I will found love.
moot is 4chan
>>694270877
You finally did it after getting all those 0s
>>694270997
I can't even... Does the universe implode now?
God loves me.
Trump is the antichrist
>>694270997
Of course this had to happen. Fuck you,God.
>>694270997
Trump will become the worlds first super villain ushering a beginning age of superheros
op is a fag
>>694270877
God isn't what we think he is.
>>694271227
well now it does thanks dickhead
Trump is our savior and will bring the US to new found glory
I'm the leading mod for 4chan. Because of that i can shut down all posts for a second to make sure this comment ends in 7
>look
Niggers have to be exterminated. Just like jews
Nothing in this thread is true
England is fucked.
>>694271420
>>694271420
I actually timed it wrong let me do it again.
Reality is a lie.
I will get a girlfriend tomorrow.
I'm adopted
I have a small penis
>7 get
I will get a girlfriend
>>694271567
Well then, fuck
Everyone in this thread will receive a small loan of one million dollars
>>694270877
Duh
>>694271046
Shit. Where do we go from here?
Op is not fag
>>694271597
Fug yea
>>694270877
This post is a lie.
I will found love in this life before turning 30.
>>694271707
Well, what now?
One of the girls I'm talking these days will be my gf by the end of the next week
>>694270877
the holocaust happened
Trump is God Emperor
Rolling for a thing
Everyone in this thread will be forever alone
>>694271875
$#@! it close enough
>>694270877
Everything in this thread is a lie
7 and 0 are lies. All other numbrs are truth.
>>694271941
Your mother is a lie
>>694271749
Well the post is a lie... But the thing says it's a truth... BUT if it's true it can't be a lie... So it can't be true either though... Because if it's true because of the post then it is a lie... But if it's a lie then it's not true... MY BRAIN HURTS... FUCK YOU >>694271707
She loves me
>>694272023
Looks like... She loves you not.
>>694272041
I'll be damned
Feminism will conquer the world.
>>694271757
nice
This post won't end in 7
>>694271609
dubs wins
god had all planned
>>694272130
Thanks god
Posts ending in 7 are lies.
This isn't a coincidence if 9/11 and 911. Bush know it.
>>694270877
i should do research in analysis
>>694272197
Well, paradox then.
hitler did nothing wrong
>>694272130
Thank fuck, its a lie
>>694272197
Well.. What now ? Cause you're a lie then but all of them are lies so what...
Life is shit.
>>694272197
Yours ended in a 7 so it's a lie... which means it's true... which means it is a lie... FUGGGGGGGG
Power
Op suck dicks
Grim Donald the champion.
>>694272150
WHAT
>>694272292
Priority nigga.
Number post has always the priority on everything, then you apply the effect. It's like card Game.
jesus was a nigger
I AM MOOT
I'll get a small loan of one million dollars...
also I fap to female goblins in the hopes to make babies with them...
Op is a bundle of sticks
Team Mystic is the Giver.
Yellow and Red are the Recievers.
Nothing is real, you are alone with your imagination since you were born, everything you know was created by your brain.
This post erase everything.
>>694270877
i assure you that god is real. we live in a recording. we are probably in something similar to "the matrix". i saw the future once and it was months ahead and took place over 1000 miles away with new and old people in a strange surrounding i was taken to randomly. (i met an old friend who introduced me to a new drug dealer who wanted to deliver weed to a weird apartment so i had to go along and then saw some an old acquaintance and it was the exact 4 seconds i saw in a dream which i woke up from months previous and was pissed about all day because i thought it was gay and wrong but it ended up happening before my eyes. it was not deja vu. it was true precognition and impossible to fake. the logic is that since we live in a recording, we usually don't realize it and i was one of the rare ones to be shown that we have no free will and it's all a recording. the recording is still running and we experience it. there must be an outside of it and that's where we and god are, in a "real" way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ1zjM3-uxU
>>694270877
OP is not a total faggot
>>694272486
So close...
Girls are just nice but my dick really is small
>>694272005
It simple.
The post doesn't exist.
Hitler was right
>>694272537
OH SHIT
Everything in this thread is fake
>>694272620
lmao
>>694272620
Fuck you.
>>694272587
that true indeed
There are only 2 genders.
>>694270877
Yeah god is real
>>694272537
>>694272537
If that's the case...I'm a weeb faggot who faps to traps with my micro penis while my girlfriend fucks 20 black guys. Also, I'm a normie potato betafag with no future, no money and no pussy.
Obama is a isis supporter
I will be free from the matrix.
Niggers will eventually die off and the world will be at peace.
I will destroy the matrix from the inside.
I am your god, you have to do all i want for the next 45 years.
>>694270877
This post is a lie.
>>694272760
Gg faggot enjoy ur stay
This post ends with a 4
>>694270877 ^ >>694270997
∴B, where B is any arbitrary statement. (ex falso quodlibet)
She will say yes to my proposal.
>>694272760
Nobody can.
>>694271227
Only if you're a classical logician
>>694270997
WITNESSED
I will fucking kill God.
Everybody who participate to this thread is going to die of a heart attack in the next 2 years.
Trump is going to be president
Poke master reporting
>>694272880
I am Nobody.
Bush did 9/11
This post end with a 0
No one can be told what the matrix is.
Hillary is going to be president
>>694272880
So everyone can?
Every post that doesn't end in a 7 is a lie, including every post before this one.
>>694273009
Oh, nice to meet my only friend for the time :)
>>694273086
what.
She loves me
This game is shit.
>>694271597
Can I get this in the form of interest free and not-loan...just the milly?
>>694273088
Your dad raped you everyday when you were 4 yo
42 is the new 7
>>694273251
Damn it.
Also, Everyone who even lurk this thread is a faggot.
>>694270877
The Bee Movie
Is A Good Movie.
You will all die in one minute.
Faggot now mean "me" and "i"
Life is a lie.
>>694273402
that was close, damn you
Adam Sandler is actually funny
>>694273497
the FUCK
This is my girlfriend
>>694270877
you are a fucking loser, posting on a site for losers... and it is true no matter what number I get.
>>694273497
Oh god why, i knew something was wrong bu..but .. (°L°)
OH that true 7is lie now, you lyer ahah
Also, 4 is the number of truth now.
>>694273402
You will all die in two minutes?
>>694270877
This is true
There are only two genders: trans-male, and female
>>694272150
Girls find my fedora quite attractive
>>694273637
whet
I NEED SEXE
This is false
I am thou, and thou art I
I have cancer
op is a faggot
>>694273637
this is what we call waste a chance
Trump will win
>>694273669
That will never happen
I have superpowers.
Capcom will make a new Megaman game
>>694273587
Fuck you
also
Fuck you
I dont think this is true
Hitler did nothing wrong
She will come around eventually.
kanye will win 2020 presidential race
Jews did the holocaust
Everyone here is autistic
About now 1 to 4 is truth, and 5 to 9 is lie
She loves me
>>694273901
Only you are
Not a single Trump post is true. Interesting
black lives matter
All lives matter.
>>694271686
fuck you
Commnism is a good idea
Posts with rolls/rerolls are never true
I have a question
>>694270877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvo2kwkrulc Ste280 is the greatest youtuber ever
>>694274047
FUCK YOU 4CHAN I'M DONE
jet beams cant melt steel fuel
A rapist is not in your room.
another one
>>694274097
Fuck it fuck you fuck him fuck youtube fuck internet fuck his face fuck you and fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>>694272150
HILLARY IS A LIZARD
HILLARY IS SATAN
I HAVE A BIG DICK
IM A PUSSY SLAYER
QUADS CHECK 'EM CUCKS
hehe xd
>>694270877
Feminism is correct
>>694274290
Liar
op is a cuck
>>694274290
Shame on you
I took a shit.
A burgular will enter your house tonight and take everything you own.
I am the one who really know if god exist or not. I own the answers.
>>694274502
Lucky me
It's perfectly normal to want to have intercourse with your daughter
>>694274579
don't try to convice yourself dude.
there are 600 genders
Dat Boi will defeat Pepe after a long, arduous battle that will claim the lives of many.
My anus is a faggot
God is real
Trump is a closeted furry
Pokemon GO is an experiment to show how easy we are manipulated.
9gag is better than 4chan
I hate
>>694274832
Your post end with a 7 and mine too.
>>694274847
/!\ FAGGOT ALERT /!\
I'm a towel
hitler did nothing wrong
Your post end with a 7 and mine too i know it
>>694274993
rerikk
>>694274847
This is true
>>694274960
Liar, I'm
Not a faggot
>>694273160
You understood it dirty liar
I want tendies.
Your post end with a 7 and mine too i know you can o it 4chan come on !!
I'm gonna lose my virginity very soon.
>>694275030
Your butthole is fucking lucky.
I gave birth to the longest turd in human history.
Kikes run the banks
T>>694275070
I will soon.
>>694275057
Fuck it i forgot this:
>>694274832
>>694275154
I promise
>>694275070
This anon was molested by his father
only death is real
i should an hero
Human existence is ultimately pointless and all trivial moral matters are irrelevant when confronted with the simply drive of self satisfaction.
>>694275070
I'm with you mate, good luck
I am going to be the next faggot on the moon
>>694271227
Well, now it does
hitler was jewand that is why he killed himself.
our reality is an illusion
Reddit is better than 4chan
>>694271597
Eyyyyy
4chan is the edgy teenager of the Internet and no one takes it seriously
>>694275330
You shall live my FRIEND
>>694275457
Oh....OH WHAITE AH MINEUTE WATH IZ THE FE0100010101010010101010101010010101111011001010100101001100101001010101001010010100111010100011101010101011000101011010000010010101000101010101010101010
Sorry >>694270997
But dubs will always outweigh singles.
>>694270877
God exists.
Is this the best thread ever?
I can fit 9 golf balls in my asshole
I am going to win her over eventually.
>>694275637
FUCK YES
I nearly choked to death on OPs dick
>>694275590
i knew it ! GOD IS A LIE
>>694275464
>>694273587
cunt
>>694275637
you are going to die before it happen
>>694275715
Nope. Because dubs is weighted more than singles. God still exists
>>694275633
thats not something to be proud of
>>694275637
This anon will win her over only to have her die soon after being gangbanged by niggers
she will cheat on me
op likes men
>>694275770
first, you are lying
second, you are lying.
Hitler was a good man
I have the dankest memes
>>694275637
This anon will be diagnosed with terminal brain cancer soon after having his first kiss with her and she'll show him a tape of her sucking someone else's dick on his death bed
>>694275927
>>694275907
epic combo lmao i fucking love 4chan
>>694275907
she wont let me cum where i like
Niggers are a sub species of human
Hitler was jew and this is why he kill himself
>>694274047
Indeed you do
This is the best thread ever. The thread is just shy.
>>694276001
ayy lmao
>>694275927
Share them with us, please.
>>694276022
>Hitler was jew and this is why he kill himself
Racism is from ignorance, dude.
>>694270877
god haters can't deal, man. 4chan is now a christian board
>>694270877
blm are reasonable and totally not racist
>>694272666
Satan?
>>694276108
my precious
>>694275927
Hitler did nothing wrong
Everyone should major in women's studies
>>694275030
Yeah, you are.
>>694276172
I am a good person, i am not satan at all i swear to god.
>>694270877
This is now the rarest pepe.
Hitler was jew and this is why he kill himself :D
your mother will die tonight.
Trump gonna win and he'll be good
Hitler get rekt by a 8 yo jew on call of duty and this is why he kill them all.
>>694271298
... yes...
Niggers are an inferior and primitive race
>>694275899
Nope. Because dubs still outweighs singles no matter what. So all of those posts other anon had don't matter because dubs confirmed God is real.
>>694276499
No dude, you are inferior and primitive.
Hitler is only an icon for edgy and deluded man children
>>694276515
Stop trying dude. Go priest your imaginary boss
>>694275330
nice dubs
god has spoken anon
>>694270877
I won't get charged for murdering that little girl
>>694276680
MODS?
I will get a blowjob on top of the eiffel tower
>>694276680
See you on the shower ;)
>>694276560
no u
>>694276709
Fuck you faggot stop crying like a little girl.
>>694271686
fuck you
Trump will be prez
>>694276790
We both are lyer, let's be friend
>>694276515
gtfo faggot, they rolled a 0 for god existing and a 7 for god being a lie. Op is a scripting piece of shit so it doesn't count
Hitler get rekt by a jew on call of duty and this is why he kill them all. :p
>>694270877
She loves anal but she keeps hiding it.
>>694276862
Face the reality, Internet had spoke.
Time and the universe are a flat circle like a CD. We don't actually exist. We're a 3-d hologram; light photons being refracted off the surface of a flat plane of existence. We're just a reflection of something else that does exist. Because time is a flat circle it also means that you will never die. Time will spin around to you again. You will lay in your death bed and as soon as consciousness fades an immeasurable amount of time will pass in an instant and conscoiusness will return as you are born again to the exact same life, to live it all over again the exact same way and so on and so forth for eternity. This is the only conceivable explanation for how and why some particles are able to exceed the speed of light and jump from one end of the universe to the other. On a flat surface they would basically just have to turn around and face the other way to be on the other side. This I submit to you is the ultimate truth of being.
>>694270877
There is no godess except Hel, and Jesus is a faggot
>>694271132
Yes you are.
Hitler was a jew all this time and still alive living with MJackson on neverland.
>>694277077
Holy you
>>694276914
>>694276482
how many times you gonna post it before you realize it's not funny? faggot
>>694277178
I WANT IT TO BE TRUE, let me dream you dick sucker
i will lose all fat this holiday
P-P-Plot twist. Everything that was 7 is now 0 and everything that was 0 is 7.
this post wont get an reply
>>694277272
Mac donald, hmmmmm cheese coke and french fries hmmmmm hamberger hmmmmm mc nugget hmmmmm delicious
I will commit suicide next month
>>694277247
Oooooooh
>>694277341
replied fegit
>>694277388
this post will end in 3
anyone who posts and has a number that is odd will send me 10$
Suicide is true relieve
This thread is now over, bye everyone.
i fap 15 times a day
you'll never leave this place
Everyone in this thread has pearly penile papules.
You all are going to die alone
i wont cry myself to sleep tonight
>>694277647
>pearly penile papules.
You got it too you fucker.
i wonder who got
>>694277777
>>694277479
Nice gif failure
>>694277946
This isn't one :)
i am god, neither nietzsche
>>694278047
AND THAT IS FUCKING TRUE INDEED AGAIN, i love this game and i love to be honest. feelgood.jpg
>>694278047
>it's a commonly used gif
>the fucking filename
Don't try and lie to me faggot
>>694278325
.jpg isn't that enough clear for you ?
I fucking don't give a single fuck if it's a common gif, i wanted his fixe face that's all.
And 4chan had spoke so 2 reason to shut the fuck up.
