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Ask Rato
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>>694238241
Should I pokemon going?
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>>694238241
Should I fap to trap porn?
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>>694238241
Will it ever happen?
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>>694238241
helo rato
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Running after pokemons on the street with a big condom on my head.
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>>694238241
will i die tonight rato?
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>>694238241

Bane?
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Are you in some way related to Ted Cruz?
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Rolling for 0
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>>694238847
But i don't want a pet rat i have snakes
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>>694238821
Nah nigga thas Luis Suarez
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>>694238920
Now you want to kill me?!
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will i get laid this weekend?
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>>694238241
Should I talk to them?
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>>694238241
Will I get an a in my next class
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>>694239153
god damn it
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>>694238241
Should I start working on it tonight?
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Will daddy ever give me his cummies?
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>>694238241
Will I ever create the best pizza pie?
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Will I ever have a cute girlfriend?
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>>694239754
reroll
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>>694238241
Am I going to ever get that gril?
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>>694239821
Feels good man
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Should I tell her?
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>>694238241
(1/2) Is there a real reason for all the shit I've gone through or just learning bullshit?
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>>694238241
will i get a girl in the near future?
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>>694240037
Okay, great. I'll fuckin get on that. Thanks, Rato
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>>694238241
Hey rato i see youve fallen on some hard times after your presidential bid but anyways
Will i get laid tobight? Is it worth bothering anymore?
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>>694240077
rato has spoken, i guess.
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Will I find my dream lover?
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>>694240053
(2/2) Should I eat some cereal or take another fat dab and stay up a couple hours and make some mac n cheese?
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should I ask the girl of my dreams on a date
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I've never experienced genuine happiness in the 20 years that I've been alive. Will that change some day?
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Will There be world war in the next 10 years
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>>694240261
Thank you, Rato. :-)
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>>694238241
Will I dominate the world?
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Will I ever talk to one of them again?
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>>694240337
…ok
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>>694240361
Will I talk to her in specific?
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>>694240215
fuck you rato, this is no answer!
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>>694238241
Is it ok to exterminate white people?
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Roll
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Roll
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will I ever meet my girlfriend irl?
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>>694238241
will i bone my gf tomorrow
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>>694240462
I'm so sorry anon
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will she talk to me
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>>694238241
Will matchmaking on console Overwatch ever be fixed?

>I'm tired of being on a team with complete idiots causing a horrible team composition and a loss.
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>>694240462

>kek
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>>694240412
That's pretty much a yes as long as you wear a fedora. :p
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>>694238241
Will I ever succeed in life?
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>>694240967
...well then. :/
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>>694238241
Will I get laid tmw
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Rato, should I jack my girlfriend off while anally fucking her or pull bacl her fore skin and touch tips?
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do u liek mah hat?
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is my name dan
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Will tomorrow be a good day, Rato?
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Will she ever send nudes
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Should i break my leg?
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>>694238241
should i break up with my gf
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>>694238241
Oh great and wise Rato. Will my life ever get better?
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Will i ever find a purpose in life
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>>694238241
Rats are fucking gay
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>>694238241
Will my dick ever get bigger?
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>>694238241
Cats are better
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HELLO RATO

am I a nigger?
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>>694238241
Is today the day mr rato?
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Niks
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How can ratto be keng of ratto if thred can 4chn get sumlol
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>>694238241
Is taxation a theft?
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>>694241636
>>694241776
kek
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>>694242475
perfect lmao
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am I gonna die tonight?
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>>694238241
Will I ever complete Enver Pasha's work in armenia?
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>>694244271
YOU'RE GOING DOWN, KARDASHIAN PEOPLE!
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Will i get the chemistry class i want for fall ratto?
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>>694238241
should I go outside today?
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>>694244424
In other words?
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Am nigger or?
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>>694244458
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>>694244488
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>>694244526
sweet
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>>694238241

is she cheating my ass?
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>>694244486
Guess ratto not likes niggers
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Rato, will i be able to improve myself and my personality and to stop being depressed ?
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>>694244594
That doesn't help.
Will I be able to understand what's happening ?
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Will i get a girlfriend before the end of the next month ?
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will you kill me please?
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Should I masturbate to the gore porn I have of my husbando tonight?
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>>694238345
Rolling for this.
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>>694238241
should i go cook chili rato?
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rato should I git gud at overwatch?
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should I break up with my gf?
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>>694238241
Will i get to screw that one qt?
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>>694238241
Will I wake up tomorrow as a cute Japanese schoolgirl?
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Rato is it ok to hit on girls at a public market
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>>694238241
Will I be a 60 year old virgin?
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Rato does she love me still
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Will I get her back next week?
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>>694238241
WILL I BE A 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN????
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>>694238241
Should I try and talk to g again?
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>>694238241
Hello Rato! Will I get a job before the year ends?
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>>694238241
Do I ask for nudes?
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>>694238241
What about instead I do original
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Can I use pokemon go to pick up qt's?
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>>694246319
Anon, can I be yor futa lover if you wake up like this?

- I'm not asking the rat
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>>694246242
What about the other one?
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Should I continue to cheat on my gf for one hot night?
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>>694238241
Will I get a good job after my degree?
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>>694246564
Sure, sounds like fun
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Hi Rato, should I continue to browse 4chan?
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Will I get another chance ?
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>>694238241
Will I succeed in life?
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Should I stay with her? Thanks based rato
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>>694246860
Oh fuck
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>>694246427
If I get the rat, will I get her back?
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sefseef
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Will I ever meet them irl?
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Should I ask?
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>>694238241
Will my 21st be any good?
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>>694246947
he means buisness
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Will I die in an explosion while participating in a vaping competition and still win?
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Should I get married
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will I get the succ
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Should I get drunk before my PT test tomorrow morning?
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>>694247224
Accurate. Thanks Rato.
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>>694238241
should I actually reply to "your mother will die in her sleep if you don't reply to this thread" threads?
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>>694238241
Will I bang that tinder bitch I've been getting nudes from this Monday when we meet
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Rato, Will based October bring me what I want this year?
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Will I get transmog
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>>694238241
Is feminism right?
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>>694238241
Should i go vegan?
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>>694238241
Will i find joy in life?
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>>694238345
Kek
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will this song going to help me get her?
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>>694238241
Should I marry the guy I'm with
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can jet fuel melt steel beams?
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>>694238241
I love you Rato
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>>694247609
THERE IT IS. that's the answer. Fuck if I know.
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did jews do wtc
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Will I ever be happy?
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>>694248330
Will I?
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>>694248384
Will I??
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Is she gonna ignore me?
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roll
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>>694248445
Fuck you rato.. answer my question.
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will i ever find love
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>>694238241
did thomas jefferson kill john f kennedy for fucking his wife?
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>>694248559
Will this fuckboi keep posting the same question until he gets the answer he wants?
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>>694238241
Will I be happy in the near future?
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i know she likes me. do i send her a dick pic?
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>>694238241
Please Rato I want to be happy, tell me I will be happy soon.
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>>694238241
is it time to die yet?
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>>694238241
Will I get the succ?
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>>694248697
thx rato i shall do as you said
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>>694248736
fucking kek
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>>694238241
will I feel the touch of a women before I'm a grand wizard?
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Rato, should I get that prescription from the Doc?
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What questions should I ask?
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>>694248807
i like rats anyways
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can I leave 4chan
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>>694248918
I don't have any but will I ever make love before I cast spells on those who are weak?
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>>694248950
Well I'll be feked
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What do ratto?
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Is Kek The true holy one?
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>>694239815
i think the rat is trolling you anon
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Should I move
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Rato, can I use weed instead of Salvia?
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>>694238241
Rato, will i get laid this year?
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I can has bat wings and other autism body mods in future?
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Can I get in Sebastians pants tonight?
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should I have oatmeal for breakfast tomorrow?
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>>694238241
Are black people really oppressed in america?
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>>694238241

Is /pol/ as peaceful as they say they are?
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>>694238241
Am I gonna die a virgin?
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is herdo gay
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is Islam a religion of peace?
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>>694238241
Will daisy and i ever fuck
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>>694238241
Roll
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>>694250143
Do your answers count if faggots just say roll?
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>>694250241
are you sure Rato?
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are we all gonna make it brahs?
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Why is OP a massive faggot?
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does catching pokemon help train me to catch pussy?
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You know
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>>694238241
Should I get pokemon go?
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do #blacklivesmatter?
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Does M want me?
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>>694238241
will i be rich
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>>694251014
Kek
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>>694251298
will i be rich nigga damn
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>>694251528
rich or not nigga fuck
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>>694251528
kek
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>>694238241
Will she send nudes tonight?
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does she like me?
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rolll
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Should I stay up
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Will She say yes
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will my mother die in her sleep
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>>694251808
Will she say yes if I ask her out
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will my life get better
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>>694251978
're roll
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>>694238241
Will she change her mind?
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>>694238241
Ok Rato I am back. Tell me will I be happy starting this fall? Pls i really need to be happy <3
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>>694238241
Should I share my rarest pepe with a friend for his birthday?
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>>694251978
420 fucker
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>>694238241
Is life worth it, Rato?
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Will Canada Post shut the fuck up and deliver my package?
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Will it happen if I take her there?
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Will she succ me?
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>>694252294
Reroll
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>>694238241
Will I fuck Bella
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>>694238241
Should I invest in Pokemon Go's stock?
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Is this fall/winter be a turning point for the better?
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>>694252656
fuck you I'm doing all that shit anyway
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Why must trump be so chill with all da African Americans?
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Should I worship satan?
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>>694252717
Is buying a pet rat a sure fire way to have a based winter?
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Is getting her high really a good idea?
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Should I go to sleep Rato?
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>>694238241
Do you think OP is a faggot, rato?
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>>694238241

Do I have to rape my way through?
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should i start a family rato?
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Is she actually a good person?
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>>694238241
what's the answer, rato?
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>>694253244

Yeah of course Rato but should I do it
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>>694253330

YOU JUST HAVE TO TRY YOU COCKSUCKER FAGGOT COME AT ME YOU SCRUB I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU LOSER

question is ARE YOU GOING TO BE SORRY?
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Will everything be okay?
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can the trump be stumped?
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>>694253481
impossibru
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is it ghey to like sissy trapo?
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>>694253475
In other words?
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>>694253501
roll
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Will I ever fuck her?
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>>694253501
>>694253546
roll
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Will i fuck her?
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>>694253528
Yes?
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>>694253501
>>694253546
>>694253568
roll
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should I take her out to a meteor shower sooner rather than later?
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>>694253501
>>694253546
>>694253568
>>694253594
roll
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>>694253578
Yes?
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>>694253501
>>694253546
>>694253568
>>694253594
>>694253625
roll
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>>694253627
In other words?
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>>694253594
He's rolled you faggot stfu
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Will Donald Trump become neo-Hitler?
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>>694253675
Yes
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>>694253714
Will I be well?
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so you faggot cry and blame vapers but retardmon go it's ok?
Welcome to 4chan, the land of faggot niggers!
goddamn summerfag..
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>>694253799
So, yes?
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>>694238241
Should I leave her?
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Does my boyfriend loves me?
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>>694253961
Soon?
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>>694238241
Will i get an asian qt3.14?
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>>694254022
Later?
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>>694254198
In other words?
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>>694238241
Did Johny hit her?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0eDrogZ7lA
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Is she in love with him?
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>>694254243
So yes or no nigger?
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>>694254320
Fuck you ratto yes or no?
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Is she gonna miss me?
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>>694254374
YES OR NO?
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>>694254423
Yes or no?
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>>694254423
Yes or no you fat fucking rat?
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Does she know?
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Will she think of me when she's gone?
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>>694254489
Yes or no? Please?
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>>694254587
Please?
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>>694254587
holy fuck just answer him so he'll stop
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>>694254614
PLEASE?
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>>694254621
there ya go now stfu
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>>694238241
did france deserve the cup?
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I feel like skipping the rest of this month, should I proceed to August?
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Is she gonna miss me?
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Will cops finally eRATicate all of the worthless niggers in America?
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>>694255980
shit son, he don't like puns
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>>694238241
Will I pass?
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>>694254643
Holy fuck I have never laughed so fucking hard that was amazing
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Does she loves me ?
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>>694256245
A hat will help me graduate?
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Hey rato, should I ?
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Will I find my wife in Korea next year ?
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>>694238241
Rato-man, will she (or atleast the other she) will notice me?
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>>694238241
will i get übermorgen this job?
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>>694238241
anal beads
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Should I ask her out?
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>>694238241
do i fucking bother?
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>>694238241
r u sure tho dont fuck witcha boi
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should i take a coke nowe dad?
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>>694238241
Should I sleep now ?
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>>694238241
will she take me back
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will I ever lose my virginity?
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>>694238241
do i?
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Will things get awkward between us?
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Yes?
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>>694238241
she wants the dick rato?
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>>694257573
Is it because of the change?
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>>694238241
Will I become rich?
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>>694238241
is she worth it?
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>>694238241
Will I ever bang M?
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>>694238241
Will I get nudes from her?
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Should I do it Rato
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Will I ever get a girlfriend?
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>>694258046
Well if you say so
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>>694238241
should i try fuck my ex again?
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will I fuck this gir
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Will I ever get married?
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Will she want to go ahead?
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am i going to die alone?
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>>694258313
>>694258105
>>694258257
Rip me
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Will I EVER have children?
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