Waifu claiming thread.
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>>694220401
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
what's up friends?
>>694232068
https://youtu.be/76LD2cTQeSU?t=45s
And i make no promises in not violating other waifus
Claiming best girlie!
>>694232479
I..uh..dont hurt me pls
>>694231999
Nice trips. I wont do it again frenem, sorry to disappoint you!
>>694232024
I am glad you like it~
Claimed
>>694231999 (SMUG)
>get ready to turn the car on
Are you trying to send me to my death? Not yet smug. Also checked
>>694232024
That's good, how many hours they got you working? Are you sleeping decently to keep up or staying up being a troublemaker?
>>694232317
>mfw I cuck op in his own thread
>Ama claim
>>694232535
wew
>>694232068
>Rikka
But those assses are 10/10.
>>694231344
Sure! I'd be down anytime.
>>694231385
You're looking to fix that then huh?
>>694231556
Kek, that'd be so fucked up if they did that. That reminds me though. They're bringing Verdun to consoles. Not sure how that's going to work out.
Really? My wallet isn't ready!
>>694231700
Hey well you said you had the money so it all worked out. As long as there were no repercussions from it might as well lap it up.
>>694231999
>Head-ass.
Sayings like that. Who the hell started that?
>You picked the wrong house fool.
>>694232478
Chilling with some music. You?
>Best idol claimed
>>694232609
You brought this upon yourself when you agreed to "assassinate" me
>Spread em
>>694232317
Claimed mine
http://streamboobs.com/pump-worx-beginners-vibrating-pump-p29726.html
Claiming and such. The usual.
>>694232784
roll
>>694232644
I still want to be captain of the love boat
>I somewhat hate myself for typing that
>>694232710
not really no, but ya'know rape and all
>>694232726
mmm, free malware
Pokémon Go is probably the most beautiful thing out right now. People who suffer with depression and anxiety are benefiting from the game; it makes them feel motivated to go outside and interact with strangers.
Akeno claimed
I should really finish up at work.
>>694233008
you always work
>>694232710
Listening to music and playing Overwatch. What are you listening too?
>>694232618
I sleep until like an hour before my shift, wake up and go to work, the I've got like 6 hours free from 10 to 4ish.
>at least I don't go tagging anymore
>>694232609
I'd be more glad seeing them more~
>>694232954
A coworker made an observation today.
Michelle Obama spent years trying to make kids healthy.
>Pokemon got kids moving in a day.
>>694232687
I appreciate the compliment Kyouko <3
>>694232710
Sick!
>>694232724
N...no please I dont wanna. Just let me go now!
I think I am gonna go to bed now! I gotta wake up early. Be back tomorrow to kill ya Yuno!
I'm tired
>>694232317
>>694233309
You have some guts to beg for mercy and then threat to kill me again
I'll be waiting, hunters always wait patiently
>>694232609
You and I both know the tyrant's eye should not be lewded like that!
>>694232618
No......
>>694232710
Same can be said with tweak, as fuck, Mark, succ instead of suck
>welcome to America
>>694232087
>yuno
Mmhmm~
>>694232157
>amatsu
So I can understand the stuff sooner than later
.
>>694232087
>yuno
Mmhmm~
Don't deny it. I have a screenshot~
>>694232157
>amatsu
So I can understand the stuff sooner than later
>>694233309
Someone's bout to get raped
>Hold on while I get the camera
>>694233536
No wait, we should see what happens next
>>694232710
I don't think it's gonna succeed. There's barely any players on pc
I know ;-;
>>694232943
cheesy/10
>made me laugh~
>>694233536
Fair enough~
Goodnight lil' smug
>>694233309
You're welcome and goodnight.
Last thread was interesting...
Don't go overboard now. Goodnight.. carcinogenic..care. you all know.
since we are in this
>>694233735
Fuck, I missed the interesting part?
>>694232710
That's pretty fair, even when they asked me what kind of stuff I wanted it was around 1000 and I legit said "I want to spend more money since I have it". I think its because I waited almost a year for this thing and got really hyped. Once we get you set up we can rob some stuff in payday and build 700 computers
>>694233283
Sounds like decent sleep. I still cant sleep for nothing.
>Don't go tagging anymore
That still doesn't mean you aren't a bit of a trouble maker here
>>694233536
Ill check it out though, night smug
>>694233536
I hate you..
>>694233735
Good night comrade!
>>694233822
Cute waifu, little on the dumb side tho
>>694233907
Here you go
>pervert
>>694233940
Psssssssh, me? Nahhhh
>>694233992
not to mention she almost destroys the city when Shido acknowledges another girl
>>694233907
Apparently so. Some lewds were let out nothing too bad like last time.
>Sanae
>>694234228
I missed this?!
>>694234317
God. Fucking. DAMN IT!
>>694234426
Hi Hanako!
>>694234261
All you niggas nearly destoryed the city
>>694234426
Nah I'm just giving it to you
>>694232943
Rape the others first please.
>>694233309
Looking forward to it Rikka, Have a nice night!
>>694233536
Such a way with words, Sleep tight man.
>>694233665
That's pretty sad. Could be why they're tapping into a new market. If it's a 60 dollar title then I'm not getting it. May try it out though, we'll see.
Another game added onto the list :^(
>>694233940
Haha, you were really into it then. That's fine though, after waiting for so long I get that. Sounds sweet man, that is if Payday doesn't kill itself before I get it.
>>694233196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqcw5KZMjrU
How about you?
>>694234493
Pretty sure that Rory could solo kill 99% of the world if Emroy asked her to.
>>694233992
my waifu is kurumi, but she is aready claimed, tohka is tha really close second though, the first 3 chapters of date a ive warmed my heart
>>694234590
Maybe, but it costs to port a game into another system...
Eheh~
>Rape the others first please.
You're trying to get me raped ther? D:
>>694234642
As can yuno
>>694234720
>Actually following the rules
lol boy there's a shitton of yuno claimers yet I'm the one thats consistent
Lets do something! Boored with her in work :(
>>694234513
Thanks senpai ^~^
>>694234482
Hey Emi!
>>694234780
S.P.O.T.T.E.D
>>694234784
>pulls up a seat
This is gonna get good.
<3
>>694234493
eh Kurumi was bluffing
she was going to kill an entire school though
I guess she's American after all
>>694234720
everyone else is better than Tohka
>>694234590
>>694234784
I rape indiscriminately
>>694234228
And theres the trouble I talked about. I guess it would be weird to not see any here though. I haven't been on telegram in forever so I haven't been able to hit you up
>>694234590
True, but the money could have gone elsewhere, oh well. I gotta commit. Unless payday 3 is made I think it will live for a while. There are a lot of games that have lived for years and im sure payday will be one of them
>>694234905
Yuno got given the powers of a god with no real work though. What the hell did Rory do to earn the position of demigod at age 13?
>anine, manga and ln all haven't covered it
>>694234960
It really has been a while..
>>694234905
oh well, tohka deserves some love too, and besides she would be my waifu if kurumi didn't exist
>>694234985
every man has his taste, so i will respert yours, no matter how shit is
>>694235278
Wasn't sure which Kongou.
>>694234985
I'm sure it was for a great cause
#MakeAmericaGreatAgain
>>694235233
>No real work
Nigga she killed off 10 others niggas trying to attain godhood as well
>>694235295
Can't do both?
>>694234980
Of course you'd watch instead of helping..
>>694234985
I-I... uhh
Please don't..
>>694234960
You better give me something in return.
>>694235012
I hardly go on that too.
>What trouble?
Milinda claim
I have been summoned from the lurk...
>>694234985
Ain't nobody making any kind of sexual advances on Maki except for me... Or else...
>>694235445
I mean, I'll help. At some point.
<3
>>694235395
By stalking one guy. They were all going for Yunos love. Thats all.
>really need to get on bike soon or I miss happy hour
>>694234590
I like that alot, im going to save it. oh just some of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVvXB-Vwnco
>>694234960
How are you tonight?
>>694235522
>>694235445
Forgot pic. Fuck me.
>>694235515
>not even helping your commander
You're court-martialed
>>694235522
>>694235610
>at some point
>>694235699
Gotta defend my shipmate first, one at a time friend...
Also hello.
>>694235295
>Uh oh, I did a bad
>Better destroy the fucking city
At least Yoshino is predictable with when she goes berserk
>>694235395
It actually was
>>694235445
I'll sink your battleship
>>694235699
Yeah. Could be at the beginning if I ain't enjoying myself, or once it's almost over. Depends on my mood.
<3
>>694235563
I didnt really like that, wished they actually tried to kill eachother
Very few announced they were after someone else but yuno and yuki JUST happened to be in the crossfire
>>694235899
I forgot the actual cause
>>694235873
If your personal life is over your military one, then I need need you in my army
Hey Mili!
>>694235899
AH!
Jokes on you, Amatsukaze isn't a battleship but a destroyer~
>>694235927
That's why I don't like you
<3
>>694235278
Welcome back, old friend
>>694235495
Ask and ye shall receive!
>>694235515
So... sexual advances towards you are fine?
>wink wink
>>694235598
I bit a wrapper and threw away a brownie
>I'm pretty tired
>>694235395
they can, but i tend to go with kurumi , however today i'll go with tohka
>>694236096
Oh but you do like me. You're just a tsun.
<3
>>694232317
>Third best girl but is my waifu
>>694234784
That is true. This must be their final effort to kick start business then.
Not you specifically. I insist that everyone else goes first~
>>694234985
Can't there be a lottery of some sort?
>>694235012
Got a point there but hey what's done is done. Make the best of it shooting Bulldozers and dunking on Cloakers. Hopefully it does, Payday doesn't seem to be slowing down with all of the updates.
>>694235515
My savior.
>>694235598
It's the second opening for Psycho-Pass, pretty damn good. Not my type of song but the video is neat.
>>694236117
Ah hell I like em all, even origami
>>694236111
>Lewd trips
Keep going
>>694235366
sorry to disappoint :(
>>694236111
what a way to get welcomed back, with tripps no less. n_n
Mine, All mine...
>>694236207
I hope it goes well for them
For that proposition alone you should go first :^)
>>694236287
Heya Kongou~
>>694234907
what's wrong cutie :(
>>694235495
I don't have anyone on it so I just never open it
>You know exactly what kind, you wont get me
>>694236207
Ill even equip a thanatos and oneshot them just for you best. I think they just added another character and heist so I don't think yet. Even if it does we can find a lot of stuff to play
>>694236021
It's to go back in time to kill the first spirit
It'll either save the world or make Kurumi the only spirit and basically a god
>>694236096
No, I'm the destroyer here
>>694236207
no
>>694236219
emotionless Origami has some of the best comedy
Claimed
>>694236476
And I'm a Kagerō-class destroyer
Small world
>>694236476
Ah, been a while since I saw DaL
>Emotionless origami
>Implications of origami having emotions at all
?????
![Syndra [167].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wYXieCM.jpg "Syndra [167].jpg")
>>694236096
Kek Its not quite like that... My priorities go Shipmates to Military to friends to personal.
Gotta put others before yourself.
How have you been? We dont get to talk much anymore huh?
>>694236111
W-Wait, I never said t-that! No please!
>>694236207
Glad I can be of assistance cutie <3
>>694236411
>Im watching you...
>>694236287
Maybe I've changed just a little bit...
>>694236241
Sure thing boss!
How can you say you love your waifu if you can't even eat her poop
>>694232317
can't believe this one has not been claimed yet
>>694236862
Shit, I wrote as if there was a bulldozer on my keyboard
I've been alright, got into cycling since you left
Of course we don't talk much you're never on thread and when you are, it's always really late into the night~
What about you?
>Im watching you...
My my~ How lewd of you!
>>694236662
Then i'll see how strong your hull is
>>694236718
in the mango Origami became generic magical girl #10
kind of a shame really
>>694236985
trick question
girls don't poop
>>694236411
Good evening Amatsukaze~ Hope all is going well?
>>694236971
Oh? should i be happy to hear that or concerned?
>>694236718
she does though, if not she could never have gone inverse, i want to see an inverse kurumi, but i can't possibly think how
>>694236451
I am boored hun :(
>>694237318
where do you work?
and how are you? :o
>>694237193
>I fucked up
B-back off!
>>694237226
All is well over here~
What about you? I don't think we've met yet..
>>694236971
Good job, keep it up and you might get that "raise" you've been asking for.
>>694237193
Ew
>>694237254
>>694237254
I guess this happens in DaL 2? Havent seen that one yet
>>694237424
Y-chan?
Claimed
What's up /waifu/?
I just woke up, rested and ready to fucking kill myself
>>694237506
4chan
(no) you asked me before
Tristana claimed
I'll chill for a bit, no response from me means the sandman got me
>>694237226
Probably for the best that you feel both
>>694236862
Don't worry, I won't touch you.
>That comes after dinner
>>694237463
A "raise" eh?
>I have no clue what that is
>>694237193
>>694237458
Hey now. Only I can bully the Amatsu.
>>694237522
Hey Akiko. It's 3:34 am for me and I can't sleep.
>>694237551
Are you stupid?
>>694236111
I know what you mean. I once ate a starburst with the wrapper still on and didn't realize till after i swallowed and found a piece of the wrapper in my teeth
>>694236207
Understandable, I mainly listen to heavy metal but i love all forms of music. Maybe you'd like this a bit more, its the opening for Death Parade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wh8FgsEtNQ
>>694237458
You're already in this deep
there's no turning back
>>694237493
It hasn't happened in the show yet
>>694237604
This doesn't involve you...yet
>>694237597
You'll find out~
>>694237637
Oh hey moogster
>>694237604
Since when do you have the right to bully me?
>
>>694237728
I'm
So
Fucked
>>694237424
Working in CCTV as IT & CCTV specialist in Prague. Outside is rainning and i am falling into bad mood...
>>694237458
Great to hear :) and no not officially anyways n_n
it's been months since i've last been on for a couple of reasons, used to be on here daily, though.
>>694237597
Hmm i see.. well so long as you aren't doing anything too crazy I doubt it'll affect our friendship too much~
>>694237728
Oh there's more to it? Suppose it'll get animated later?
>>694237145
kek its all good.
Thats good, glad you have been well. Cycling is a ton of fun! I got back into Frisbee Golfing recently, gone out almost every day this week.
Yeah fair point... Sorry about that, I have a lot going on lately, not doing too well.
Im doing alright I guess, as good as I can be with what's been going on lately.
W-Wait! I didn't mean it l-like that!
>
>>694237597
Whew, okay good.
Wait, no no no no no! Leave me alone!
>>694237808
ily <3
>>694237728
Keep it up, and I'll get involved.
>
Off to play some games, be on in a bit
>>694237808
>Fucked
You have no idea.
>>694237975
>rape.png
>>694237594
cutie :3
>>694237658
are you?
>>694237810
don't be sad :(
you live in prague? :O
>>694236411
Same. Wouldn't mind trying that out if BF1 flops.
Oh no. I insist. I'm merely letting you all have fun. :^)
>>694236461
My man, much appreciated. Nothing will ever be as satisfying as seeing a Bulldozer fly from a Thanatos shot.
>another character and heist
Just fuck my shit up. There's going to be so much to work with. That it true, I'd be down to play anything.
>>694236476
Come on, think about it.
>>694236862
Much appreciated~
>>694237694
Yeah I have some genres I stick too. I don't hate any, there's way to appreciate all of them (Except country). Yeah now this is something up my alley.
>>694237923
Is Kurisu moonspeak for Chris?
>>694237808
That's putting it lightly
>>694237829
The mango is still going
we still have yet to see the presumed main antagonist
>>694237923
You'll have to wait your turn
https://youtu.be/0pIHILw_ekA
>>694238046
Y-chan is your waifu retard
>>694237923
No, you won't.
>>694237740
I want to sleep
>>694237737
Well alrighty then!
>>694237817
>Friendship
Aww, thanks!
>>694237891
What, you don't like the place? I can take you someplace else.
>>694238095
Just doing my job shipmate~
Forgot how cute your pics are~
>>694238154
Ooo perhaps I'll give it a read
>>694237637
Drink a warm glass of bleach
That's a sure way to fall asleep quickly
All of them are mine fuck the rules
>>694237817
So you've been lurking then?
Are you playing on staying here?
Hope you're doling fine!
>>694237891
Frisbee golfing? Glad you're having a blast~
Wanna talk about it, friend?
Shhh~
>>694237923
k
>>694237975
wew
>>694238095
Oh yeah, forgot you were a console peasant :^)
Nonono, I want you to have fun ,':)
>>694238154
I-I can defend myself!
>
>>694238266
Sleep is for the week
East coast best coast man
>>694238334
Good, good.
>Now put it in~
>>694238178
it's haruhi :o
>>694238417
What about a good old noose
>>694238448
fug
>>694238472
east coast best coast
>>694238449
>k
Feels have been destroyed. I stood up for your ass, mango.
>
I claim OP! Get over here you
>>694232618
MUUGS!! What's up bro?
>>694232784
The usual greeting. Hellooo
>>694232954
Can't wait for those newsworthy moments, meaning misdemeanors
>>694233008
What's your occupation? I'm bad with memory
>>694233332
Git gud
>>694233536
Shmugs, how are ya? I totally forgot about finding more traits on crock and allies
>>694237318
Hey there
>>694237522
Akeko, yo-yo bro!
>>694238046
Hey Kona.... konata right? Who is this?
>>694238095
Glad you like it! I really like their stuff alot, super catchy
>>694232478
shut the fuck up
legless whore
>>694238334
Yeah anytime! I hope i can say friendship after all this time i've made you be here without me :/ unless you were hoping for something more~
>>694238449
Not really.. since like 3 months ago i haven't looked at a thread here except for the pics of the threads my friends in our /waifu/ group chat sent me. Gotta admit i missed it more than i should have! Now there's all these new faces too..!
>>694238609
I claim you
>>694238563
OG east coast mang
Apple
>>694238674
no u
>>694238532
WHOA WHOA WHOA my eyes would catch this
>>694238674
What is this?
>A picture for ants?
>>694238751
Catch what?
>>694238701
here you go
Stocking :3
>>694238674
why so hostile, friend?
>>694238449
if you say so
>>694238806
You know goddamn well what I mean
>>694238876
no arms > no legs
>>694238532
Oh jeez...
>>694238625
I'm tired as fuck
>>694238699
>Good lord I'm going after three different anons at the same time
>>694238862
A wild Stocking has appeared
>>694238625
theres already dead bodies and people getting robbed at pokemon go locations :(
and yes that is me cutie :3
>>694238095
Its just too op for no reason
What other stuff do you like to play?
>>694238625
Oh shit waddup. I was just playing trist recently, feels great man. Btw are you on na?
>>694238674
Rekt
>>694238993
>>694238334
Well the place is fine, that's not the problem...
Wait, WHY ARE YOU NOT WEARING ANY CLOTHES?!?!
>>694238449
Have you never played? You should try it!
It's alright, I couldn't possibly burden you with the knowledge of what i'm going through. Thanks for the offer though.
How can you say shhh to me!?!? Your suggesting lewd things!
clmd
>>694238583
Sorry for that mango, but you take our friendship a tad too far sometimes!
<3
>>694238699
Ah well... There's a /waifu/ chat?
I first haven't thought I'd be stuck in those threads for almost 3 months! It's crazy
It's a good opportunity to make new friends then~
>>694238885
I most certainly can
>
>>694239194
I don't even know the game
Alright then, no problem, I guess
As your commander, I command you to shush it~
>>694238862
Stocker! Quit Stocking me!
>>694238914
I couldn't imagine.
>>694239002
Come on.
>Don't stop now.
