Waifu claiming thread.
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>>694206097
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Ama claim
>>694218708
>Tsunato
They've shown a lot of sub-machine gun
It looks like a reskin of a normal BF tbh...
>>694219826
>Saber
Hmmm?~
Claiming Yuuki
Really wish I had the time to play pokemon go this week. Looks like alot of fun.
Does anyone here play it? Is it fun?
Claimed
>>694220401
looks like you want another ban friendo
>>694220570
If you like childhood turf wars, yes it is
>>694220570
I hear it's a battery drain and a piece of shit.
More bad stories than good stories.
>>694220682
Oh. I forgot to mention that Scorpions also did an entirely acoustic 2 hour concert in Lisboa. It sounds just as good as their distorted songs.
https://youtu.be/xwM20keiPe8
Rory-sama claimed
>>694220197
Damn I actually would love to read Jojo I dont think I could watch it
>>694220402
What happened to your desktop?? Looks like you gotta build your collection on your laptop now and maybe get a few games that can run on it too!
>>694218047
>>694220893
Don't really listen to the outro except for part 1 because meme
>>694218436
>rikka
Watch all of it at once, it's long. There's for seasons out now with 4 part one it's 15th ep
>>694218565
>>694220504
What's the difference and similarity?
>>694218708
>maki
Kek they say it a lot in ROTC
Oh hmm. Ever played a sly cooper game? How's about gta sa? That should be fine with your pc
>>69421915
>shiro
Night!
>>694219374
>mugen
Thanks, mugen. Best place for all the groceries without the worries from shitty people in Walmart
>>694219502
>>694220561
Pretty well. You?
>>694219826(you)
>saber
Now go back to your tsun self
>>694219844
>>694220621
Yo
Bob Semple
Darjeeling claimed
The usual.
>>694220682
I'd rather just use it as a tool to capture children. How much do you think I'd like it?
>>694220743
All that aside is it good? Guesing you haven't played it
>more bad stories than good
Like the people using it to rob kids of their devices? Or just thegame being buggy
>just joking about the children abducting part in my first response
Claimed, desu!
>>694220743
>and a piece of shit
Didn't read that part.
Dissapointing to hear
>marie rose
>>694221003
Record a vocaroo of you saying the following phrases and words
-six
-fish and chips
-nipple
-will smith
>>694220979
I can't really say much.. ARMA is supposed to be a "simulation" while M&B feels more arcade-y
You're best to buy and demand a refund if you don't like it
>>694220570
It's pretty fun, there are some drawbacks though. The servers suck, so it works fine maybe 50% of the time. The battery drain is pretty bad, but it does have a built in battery save mode. When it does work, it's a ton of fun, especially if you have a group of friends to walk around and do stuff with.
>>694220914
Nothing to worry about, really. The GPU was acting up so I set up an RMA with EVGA to have it replaced. I literally just found a giant gallery on Imgur and downloaded the whole thing lol. This laptop isn't built to handle many games. We're talking games like Plants vs Zombies and Stardew Valley
>>694220979
Posting here and watching anime. ReLife is bretty good.
>>694221196
Pokemon locations
Can't battle other trainers
Battery drain
High price tag
I'm on a Windows phone, I couldn't play it if I wanted to.
>>694220979
Hey, what's up?
>>694220979
How long have you been watching it for??
>>694221422
Hey I mean those are some pretty chill games man, i wouldnt mind playing those!
>>694220893
I guess i'd say my favorite type of song is a slow one
not sure if that makes much sense
>>694221196
You'll wade through a lot of sweaty men and other pedos, but it'll make you appreciate the child when they finally come
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>694217235
>>694219943
Misquoted the other post, my bad.
Great! Maybe we can watch it together or something.
>>694218929
Doesn't sound too convincing.
>>694219374
The simple way is the best way but at a time like this maybe going the extra mile is worth it.
>>694220504
Comparing this one to say BF3 or even 4 is a stretch. Not to say some assets aren't re-used. They probably are.
>>694220979
Honestly I don't even know where that phrase came from. Kek, it's nice to use though.
Nah haven't played Sly Cooper but SA I have.
>Best idol claimed
>>694221699
YOU CLAIMED HER ANON, WAY TO GO
Claiming best girlie!
>>694221148
Do u even lood?
>>694221698
Makes heaps of sense. Im mostly high energy on the bike and in the kitchen, but I do slow it down if I want to chill out.
>>694221603
>Thought this was maka albarn.
Hey Emi, long time no see. How's it going?
>>694221569
>high price tag
Thought it was free? Is there just a shit ton of nearly forced micro transactions?
>>694221699
Fuck off
>>694221698
Meh. Sweat men and other pedos will do just fine. Ever rape a fellow pedo? Feels good. Like you just triumphed a fellow spartan
>>694220979
Its pretty great, ive even been able to find stuff I haven't found at walmart, its the best store ever. I usually get coffee and go shop around and im never disappointed
>>694221750
I don't know anything about this any all my best friends are computer nerds so they baby me through everything so if you ever want help in the future we can figure it out. I agree though, you would just save so much money and it would perform better. I am scared of building it but the guide seems pretty straight forward with everything
>>694221659
As I was typing that I completely forgot I had Stardew Valley installed already lol. Anyway, what are you up to?
Mind if I ask you all a question?
What is the most fucked up anime you have ever watched?
>>694222150
Its not the Emi you know Marie. How goes the regrowth there?
>>694222317
Id have to say either Monster, Teekyu or Elfen Lied. Possibly Speed Grapher as well.
>>694221750
>Convincing
Just who do you think you're talking to?
>>694222108
I'll listen to faster stuff when playing games sometimes, but it's mostly slow stuff
>>694222150
>Go into house
>"I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, why don't you have a seat?"
>I didn't come for a kid
>wut
>I came for the other pedos
>>694222150
Heard it doesn't run in the background without purchasing it, which is not exactly mobile game cheap.
>>694222317
Lucky Star
![Syndra [69].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UzXUdOf.jpg "Syndra [69].jpg")
>>694221959
Ok.
>>694222150
Ok.
>>694222037
Matter of fact I do
>>694222615
I just noticed the eyes on this pic are reversed and now i'm triggered
>>694221407
A simulator eh? I wonderemember if I can add a paint ball mod to it
>>694221422
REEEEELife*
>>694221603
Watching jojo atm. You?
>>694221659
Since may. Would've been finished by now if I didn't forget about watching it
>>694221750
Sheeeit. It is. A better phrase to say than "As fuck" in public
>the big smoke order
>>694222280
That's texas for ya
>>694222317
Another. Never been scared of tripping the stairs with an umbrella before
>>694222800
fuck you
>>694222150
yeah, as they said I'm known as "second Emi" sorry. However how are you doing?
>>694222912
watching some mega64 videos, might play some overwatch
>>694222881
Hmm, pretty decent. But I have better.
Beat this!
>>694221750
It doesn't even look like WWI, literrally all the video I've seen, every one was running around with automatic weapons..
>>694222912
Maybe? Who knows~
>>694222294
I am just watching some Rick and Morty and chilling with waifu. Nothing too special
>>694222795
What does face 99 look like?
>>694222598
Nice panties~
>>694222912
Oh okay so not too too long then!
>>694220561
Yuuuukkkiiiiii!
>>694222901
>>694223377
I did the same thing
>>694223283
If I were not supposed to be asleep right now, I would rant on how unrealistic battlefield 1 is... but I need to stop lurking ang go to sleep.
Night!
>>694222615
I need the high energy while riding. Helps keep my mind off the retards on the road.
>no one ever speeds up to the highway speed while still on the on-ramp
>people try to jockey for position while merging in the on-ramp, forcing a bottleneck that doesn't need to be there
>people don't clear the lane for the people coming onto the highway, forcing more jockeying and more bottlenecks
>people flat out ignore bikes on the road and try to power through us, forcing me to go full aggressive
>>694223355
I only go up to 35 sadly
feel free to help expand my collection
>>694223505
Galky
Yoko claimed
>>694222598
Pretty good. That's why I've been busy, really. Doing alot of volunteer shit on my days off. What happened to the other Emi? Busy training for a marathon?
>>694222615
I don't go to the pedos. I make them come to me. It's alot easier.
>>694222733
>checked
Why whould it need to run in the background? I hope it's not like Clash of Clans where you need to wait 6 hours before a fight
>>694222809
Die
>>694222881
What is this facial expression?
>>694223056
>playing some overwatch
Who do you play the most?
>mercy player here
>>694222912
If you like slice of life anime I would suggest it. I'm liking it so far. It's 12 episodes, so it's really short too
>>694223355
Sounds chill. I didn't mean to stay up this late, but now I'm kind of committed at this point lol. I've never seen Rick and Morty but I hear it's funny, I'll have to watch it sometime.
>>694223359
YUUUUNNNOOOOOOO! Wuz good nigga?!
>>694223193
Since other Derjeeling is not responding, I guess I won? Woot!
>>694223926
Doing great! Just got finished watching boruto movie
>>694223904
Higher rates on Pokemon encounters the longer it runs I'm sure.
Also would not be surprised to see PvP start out as a premium service.
Honestly these are rants from a friend who plays.
>>694223930
Wrong! Sorry I'm currently doing other stuff right now. Also I'm not near my laptop which has all of my good stuff
>>694223904
Left for personal reasons. I dont know the full story, but from hearsay it was basically because Hand left. Even though Hand is back, doesn't claim at all but we know its him.
>>694223930
Lewd wars are not a proper way to settle disputes. Use gif wars.
>Or a spoodr
>>694223515
kek
Goodnight Mami!
>>694223593
Got a template?
>>694223926
Yeah go for it its super funny, I am really enjoying it!
>>694224161
Heya, lucky for you Fran hasnt been on today so i have yet to be able to claim my bounty
>>694220401
claiming Jade Harley
>>694223904
I'm a mercy and zennyatta main. Im practicing zenn atm so after they "fix" him, when and whatever that may be, ill be even better at him. I really hope they change his garbage alt fire
>>694223539
I'd like to get a bike someday
or a 70's GM A-Body coupe
either one works
>>694222912
I need ideas for stuff to do when they get here, you got any?
>>694224420
I'm not even dead.
>>694223056
I wish I could buy the game. But money goes to gas food and school first
>>694223283
I remember seeing a halo mod an was like "oh hell yeah!"
>>694223355
Only long part is part 3 which is broken up into 2 seasons
>>694223926
Slice of slice are one of my fav animes. Is it in any other genres?
>>694224267
Hands is back? Who does he claim?
>>694224187
You single handedly wiped all my excitement to play the game. That's impressive. Ty for saving me the time
I'm going to go to bed now. Just going to post the (cringe) reminder then hop off.
>I'll still lurk untill next thread but just wont post. Good night everyone
>>694224420
>>694224508
I think Makoto made a mistake in his new bike. Hes going from a 300CC road bike to an 1100CC racing bike. Thats such a huge increase in power, accelleration and size difference, not to mention weight. I told myself I wouldnt make that mistake early, when I was looking to get my own bike.
>>694224787
He doesn't. He stays anon but people always know because he greets them as normal and acts lie he would as if claiming.
Daily reminder that Mr.Hands make the best puns. Hands down
Absolutely no one can outrun Emi. No one
It is impossible to lurk harder than Vigil.
Your life sucks. Drop out
Anyone can fall asleep better than galko. Even people who have family with stage 4 cancer.
No one has a more punchable smug face than Shinoa
Holstaur has the greatest milk. Fuck any other dairy cow.
Daily masturbation is healthy
> Praise the sun
>>694224985
>>694224420
>>694222280
I'd appreciate that man. Lord knows I'd have no idea what I was doing either. Don't really need something too high-end, just not operating at blender level. It should be, having a guide that's confusing is counter-productive.
>>694222317
Pupa.
>>694222615
You tell me.
>>694222912
Kek you're right about that. Z-24 isn't used as much, wonder why.
>Hot coffee.
>>694223283
Shhh. You're not supposed to know that. If they really made a true WW1 shooter people would be put off by it.
>>694223355
>>694221750
There's the reply I fucked up on.
>>694225022
naw go big or go home pussy
the hospital is also an option
I wonder if it's wierd to want a car thats twice your age
>Kurumi
QOTT: whats your favorite sport to play with friends?
Basketball, football, wall ball, soccer and sometimes just plain old racing to see who's the fastest on feet
>>694225308
All male facial riding
>>694225281
>pic related
>>694225308
>implying i play sports
>or have friends
>>694224605
Understandable. Keep any eye on it on G2A, they only have the origins edition but the prices might start dropping. It's super fun but solo queuing ranked is a fucking bitch..
>>694224583
Not yet
>>694224605
Which is longer reading or watching it??
>>694224985
>>694225080
Thanks man lets see what I can do with that
>>694225281
Oh haha its alright maki! Of course we can! That would be so much fun!
>>694225308
Bowling!
>>694225290
When you're a legit skeleton with health problems you need to make sure you can get from place to place without killing yourself.
>I can still hit 110 mph if I wanted
>And I do as often as I can
>Fuck winter
>>694225308
Mount Your Friends
Find The Apple
Whose Dick Is That
>>694224605
Yeah, Arma does get a lot of mod~
>>694225281
I was expecting huge charges over the tranches, some fights into the Middle Eastern theatre or something ;-;
>>694225308
Boxing, for reasons :^)
Or hockey
>>694225281
For sure, there is a lot of help around. Im prett sure you can have non toaster for 1000 or so, maybe even less. Ill ask them in a sec. I think its good to set an amount you want to spend. Months ago I knew I wanted to spend 1500 so that helped. I think one was an hour long, im sure I will be fine
>>694224161
I watched/read the hell out of Naruto a long time ago but just stopped caring...we got Shonen Jump every month and I stopped reading it entirely when they stopped printing Shaman King lol. It's also too long (at least for me). How was it though?
>>694224605
It's like a typical high school SoL, so romance, comedy, etc.
>>694224420
I want to watch that and Bojack Horseman (don't know if you've seen that). I don't have a Netflix account, so I'll have to watch them online somewhere..
>>694225308
Soccer mainly. Can we count playing instruments as a sport? I love playing music with my friends.
>>694224519
Depending on what you wanna do homie
>>694224552
Tired?
>>694225046
Thanks
>>694225281
This is my first time hearing of this z24
>you a Busta
>>694225617
>dat smug
Gotcha homie. Only time I played it was when I was on beta. Love reinhardt
>>694225786
Watching for sure
>>694225844
Perfect. Gotta look for more gamep lays before buying it
>>694225913
Perfect. Go on a ahead!
>>694225308
kickball :o
>>694225786
have fun and good luck
>>694225786
More like not ever
>>694225913
Bretty gud, kinda cute seeing boruto wear naruto's old jacket
>>694226239
he's my favorite tank. I mostly just play Mercy or Zennyatta
>>694225308
Ultimate Frisbee.
>>694225551
>
I need an adult.
>>694225786
It'd be nice to have some good laughs with a friend.
>>694225844
All of that is DLC :^)
Honestly I thuoght it'd be like that too but only the setting and some guns are from the time period. Still buying it though.
>>694225905
Most I'm looking to drop or even have the available funds to drop is somewhere between 800-1,000. Pretty wide range but savings come and go.
>>694226239
That's because it doesn't exist. Or at least it shouldn't. Doesn't roll off the tongue like A-1
>All you had to do was follow the train.
>>694226239
We are going to 6flags for one day, other than that I got no clue what to do
>>694226891
That is cute, I love it when movies and shows do stuff like that. Boruto totally looks like a girl with the way his hair hangs over the headband though, and I was SUPER confused when I was reading about it lol.
>>694226239
Great! Hope you'll like it~
>Just bought Necropolis, looks like great fun
>>694227286
KEK
As long as it's fun I guess
Have you looked into Necropolis?
>>694225809
great, now i'm spooked
>>694227286
Don't worry, I think i'm an adult
>>694226239
Of course.
>>694227286
I did it again rrrreeeee
You can for sure get a non toaster for that much, we can even build you a build if you want so you have a list
>mugen
Claiming Lulu (specifically winter wonder lulu)
Shower time
>>694227410
That shit looks like a banana
Also seeing him use gentle fist style was a neat touch, good mix between naruto and hinata!
>>694227649
that makes 3 lol waifus i think :o
>>694227508
Im 5 foot 10 and weigh somewhere between 55 and 58 kilos. As a 26 year old male Im fairly certain Im a skelly.
GUESS THE SONG NUMBER 3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yFlyQETc5H
>>694227730
i must have missed the other ones. idk man, lulu's too cute, it hurts. HNNNNG RIOT WHY DID YOU NERF LULU MID I HATE MY LIFE PLEASE KILL ME
>>694227958
Has nobody tried googling the lyrics or is that cheating?
https://youtu.be/wXUloVYbchg
>Kurumi
>>694228094
>>694224447
lol then you have the one homestuck waifu just wedged right in there
>>694228183
Im pretty sure its a sporting chance to actually make an educated guess.
I am trying to make them a bit easy though.
>>694228094
annie
syndra
lulu
there might be more that im not sure of
>>694227423
>Watch them actually do something like that.
I have no idea what that is.
>>694227525
That's what I was worried about. Glad that's the case, although this is awhile from now. Still appreciated.
>>694227508
This isn't the type of student-teacher relationship we should be having.
>>694227958
Your Bones. I love Of Monsters And Men.
>>694227664
That's pretty badass, so he knows both Hinata's and Naruto's fighting styles?
>>694226970
>Oh my~
I also enjoy playing as tracer, genji and widoemaker
>>694227286
Making up words now? It does
>insert quote about Grove street being bitch from Balla before he got lit up
>>694227371
If San Antonio, go to the haunted railway
>>694227423
One I get my build yeah
>might heard of it before
>>694227522
Should go to sleep soon Galky
>>694226239
ALright then reading it is!
>>694226580
Holy shit what happened to you?!?
>>694226891
Only way that will happe is if ya get me first
>>694227286
Yeah I would love to chill with you!
>>694225913
Iv never watched that show either but I have heard of it
>>694228572
Eh, somebody was bound to think of it
or not, this is the internet after all
>>694228688
Clearly you never had a decent teacher
claiming trumpet
>>694229210
emem
>>694229127
nothing, why do you ask? :o
>>694228688
We can for sure help you out, that's fine. Mine took a lot of months of saving so I understand. Plus its better to start building a list when you are closer. There are always better and cheaper parts coming out.
>>694228995
Hmm, ill throw it on the list to ask. Is it a ghost tour?
>>694228688
>they'll fucking do it I feel it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrRqiBbBBuk
It looks like fun
>>694228995
If you can run consistently Arma at 60 fps, your pc is a war machine :^)
>>694229185
wew
>>694229393
Cute af <3
>
I'm off to bed, good night everyone!
>>694229599
Night, hope you sleep well!
>>694229393
>mfw there's no Kurumi Neko Keyhole
https://youtu.be/hW93CV6m-JU
>>694228995
I know.
>>694229578
no u
>neko maid? wew
>>694229877
Hey, at least she has a lot of rapey faces...
>>694228959
Oh yeah, clone jutsu mixed with coming in with gentle fist... no byakugan sadly.. Fucking kishi forgot to impliment them to naruto's kids
>>694229127
I'll get dat ass~
>>694229599
Good night!
>>694230052
My nigga.
New to claiming waifus, can i claim Yuki Nagato? :)
I'm back!
Claimed
2.0
>>694229877
Even Rory has a neko keyhole
>but no good gifs of her seduction of Itami
>no anime scene of Itami washing the blood off Rory either
>zombie arc was cut entirely
>>694229303
You look a little low...rez...
>>694229599
Goodnight friend
>>694230062
Oh you mean this one?!?
>>694230237
Whalecum back
>>694230327
Das it~ Bring dat ass over here~
>>694230194
Best I can do is maid
>>694230237
And Makoto isn't~
Dibs on akeno
>>694230306
damn you
https://youtu.be/4zLfCnGVeL4
>>694230237
Long time no see
>>694230474
Yes~Maam~
You could get rias
>>694229127
Happy reading!
>>694229386
Yee. Legend says that a bus died on the railroad full of children was hit by a train. The ghost of children haunt the area. If you put kill you engine completely, you care starts being pushed slowly forward. Go to the back of your car and you should see hand prints. Can see it clearer if you put baby powder
>>694229393
Sooooon
>>694229599
Night!
>>694229997
Do it!
>>694230195
Sure! Welcome to the thread, friend
>>694230237
Yo
>>694230474
Tankjew you know.
>>694230557
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>Uuuuuuuuck
>>694230607
Nice thumbnail.
>>694230613
I bet Kurumi has things that Rory doesn't though.
https://youtu.be/TYYT15C42Oc
>>694230887
>>694230327
BAD FRENEMY! BAD
>>694228995
Ha, that's what half of the lingo is. Made up slang.
>Don't bullshit me Carl.
>>694229127
Sounds like a plan then!
>>694229185
None of them were upfront about it. Until now.
>>694229386
That's understandable. The market is always changing so it's best to wait for a bit until you know you're ready.
>>694229393
>Knowing EA it'll be a whole other expansion.
Hmm, haven't seen this at all. The flow of the attacks looks stunning.
>>694230327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeimE8Wz6e4
>>694230887
Good girl~ Now take it~
>>694230851
Yo mugen
>>694230887
>Wew
>>694230896
Pokemon is MY LIFE!
>Reeeeeeeee
>>694230906
Cheeky
>>694230965
U just made cuz shinoa aint got ass~
>>694230965
Okay okay! Im sorry im sorry!
>>694231027
Aw hell yeah, I am gonna hold ya on that!
>>694231061
N...noooo
>>694231158
W..what is it?
>>694230931
>I wonder what
>>694231027
That's the problem with today's teachers
>>694231344
Naw get it! Fuck them niggas hatin n shit
>>694231385
Mmmm mm..
>Filename
Oh...
>>694230896
How soon? 2 years? :^)
>>694230906
Maybe tomorrow~
>>694231027
>buy the battle of Verdun for only 29.99$
Right?! It come out tomorrow~
>>694231385
Soo... You're a teacher now?
>>694231385
Timestop ability. Duh.
>
>>694230896
I don't know if im ready to get spooked. I used to do a lot of ghost hunting in saint Augustine in florida. Good times
>>694231027
Yea, the most expensive thing I put in was a 1070, and that's just overkill to be honest. Ive seen a lot of people streaming on a 970 and some less. I just went overkill on my stuff since I had the money. I should have done your amount honestly but I figured why not
>>694231158
How have you been? Havent heard from you in a bit
>>694231556
I can be whatever you want
>>694231651
I was thinking of
>"character development"
>>694230327
>>694230887
Wew.
>>694231027
Kek
>insert sounds when he gets hurt here
>>694231158
Pokémon IS life!
>>694231242
And you're mad cause hotaru isn't here for you to love~
>>694231344
Good frenemy
>>694231556
1 year :^)
>>694231700
You'll be fine. Just get ready to turn the car on
>>694231700
I've been good. Tired alot from work.
>>694231344
Dat ass
>To fat
