ask a fat, unattractive femanon who has an unloseable v-card anything
>>694206339
where did you get that seal pic?
why are you such a pathetic piece of shit
>>694206653
twitter, like two years ago
would you peg me?
nice selfie
>>694206339
Pic related or nah?
We'll be the judge of that. Nude with timestamp pls
Landwhale or not, you know the rules... TITS or GTFO
what is stopping you from losing weight? Are you really just this fucking weak? Can you really not rein in your desires? You're pathetic
what do you think of velas
op do you have a kik
>>694206339
Show hymen. We need proof.
>>694206773
sudden weight gain, depression, now the depression and weight keep each other happening. my face isn't very helpful either. I'm a social retard so i spill spaghetti everywhere i go. if i have free time im eating or masturbating or sulking. i think i was born shit
>>694206847
i would, yeah
>>694207117
lol i've fingered myself too much. its long gone
>>694207220
what is the key to sudden weight gain
>>694207036
yeah im pathetic. i've lost like 40 over two years but im still 220 pounds. cant seem to go lower.
im addicted to shitty food
It's not that we expect to be aroused by any photos. However, if we make an exception for one person, eeeeveryone will want a pass.
Tits with timestamp or GET the FUCK OUT. Them's the rules.
>>694207485
get depressed, drop out of school, spend all my time at home, never go outside or move, drown sorrows in food. i gained 80 pounds in 3 months
>>694207220
okay but what do you think of velas
>>694206836
from whom? We may have a mutual friend :^)
>>694207502
Who's to blame for your eating habits? Mom? Just stop drinking calories altogether, black coffee water, tea. No fucking juices, sodas, creams/milk, they leave you unfulfilled resulting in excess solid food intake.
>>694207679
shoop it to make it look like a cop did it and then make fake tweets / new articles about this new kid wait for the chimpout
Still waiting for pic and timestamp, OP.
Do you like fast food? If so what type? Also, what is your favorite color? Also, if a couple in love suddenly burst into song for no apparent reason, like in one of those Bollywood movies, what would you do?
Where are you? I'll fuck you like no one else will.
>>694207801
>>694206836
>>694206653
crying seal is not that rare, I have seen it five times over the past month. stop being retarded
>>694206339
>femanon
>female
>unlosable V-card
>implying female cannot have sex
>implying literally any man would not pay to sex
>except maybe Chad
i mean look, i realize it's summer, and this is a bait thread, but the absurdity of this nonsense is reaching new levels
>>694207654
>80 pounds in 3 months
Fuck
TITS OR GTFO
>>694206339
I think you are more beautiful tan you think anon. You just have to be patient.
>>694206339
The only way you are truely unfuckable is if you're A) black and B) ugly.
If A then B is redundant.
>>694206339
> unlosable vcard
Come on, OP. Tap in to your inner Bill Cosby
>>694206339
Why do you care?
Relationships aren't all they're cracked up to be. Just look at me. I'm divorced. And drunk.
Porn is awesome, by the way. Low upkeep.
>>694208254
delet this
>>694207305
wow, really? I am kind of fat too. Like, I've got a couple of rolls. not acceptable. but also not so bad I can't hike trails and stuff
my ideal sexual relationship would be pegging and (giving) oral sex. No penis in vagina. at this point, would you accept an arrangement like that? hypothetically
>>694207220
>sudden weight gain, depression, now the depression and weight keep each other happening. my face isn't very helpful either. I'm a social retard so i spill spaghetti everywhere i go. if i have free time im eating or masturbating or sulking. i think i was born shit
You sound just like one chick I used to fuck.
Send me your nudes on kik @ ethanzhernandez2
post ur feet
>>694206339
Why do you labor under the delusion that nobody will fuck you? My wife is fat. I just ate her pussy. She came really hard. Do you know how to suck dick? Watch some videos, and you can get all the sex you want.
p.s. Can I see a pic of you fat ass?
>>694208430
I am married and drunk. Feels good, right?
Gr8 b8
>>694208622
Thank you anon for taking one for the team
>>694208455
can't be fucked reading the FAQ
>>694206339
Lose weight, take a fucking shower and do your makeup and you'll find someone willing to fuck you Shamoo.
You're a woman, you're still playing on easy mode.
>>694208862
You are very welcome! Skinny pussy is not all it is cracked up to be. Pun intended.
Tits or gtfo
>>694206339
Why do you hate all other women?
Yes, I know it was you who got me fired
>>694207502
Are you an American? If you don't have any self control then go get yourself some prescription diet pills. They are remarkably easy to get.
>>694208032
alright fine. no one knows me anyways
>>694206339
Are you going to show us your ass or not? I'm needed in a rare Pepe thread, so I can't wait forever.
ill do u im a attractive wheelchar hunk who hasnt been laid since my dick stopped working
>>694209181
>implying those actually work
>>694206339
If you got off your ass, and brushed your hair, id take that v-card.
>>694209205
Those are some first class titties! Thank you for granting the last wish of a dying man! If you enjoyed that, I would like to see more.
>>694209181
I heard theyre bullshit. i'm from texas and the main problem is my family loves "eating big" so its impossible to escape
>>694209484
please don't lie to her
>>694206339
Show me your face I'd fuck you
I cant fuck but i can eat pussy like a champ
>>694207813
>black coffee water
don't forget the activated almonds
>>694209354
They work. They're amphetemines. They can't not work. You get thin or you get a heart attack
>>694209601
Feel free to disagree, but I liked those breasts.
>>694206339
>implying thats a bad thing.
Beauty comes from inside.
>>694206339
You're cute OP, more with time stamp pls
I'll take your v card but ill need a handle of old harper and a extra large paper bag
>>694207502
maintain a strict 1700 caloric intake a DAY.
i weighed 166 and i weigh 155 now. 10 lbs in one month. do it u cesspool of scum.
>>694209205
Kik please?
>>694209696
wat? why do people take adderall for weight... ohhhh... I see
>>694209699
Eh. I guess to each his own. One, i know those breasts. I know op. They are pancake tits. If the woman behind them had even remotely a personality I can work with that.
But all I see is pancake tits
>>694207813
Mom's fatter than me. she's big on the community and constantly drags me to cookouts and brings home shit if i dont go. i drink lemonade but i figured that was okay
>>694209577
You could have some self control, fatass
>>694209205
nice breasteseses mlady
can i have your reddit username so i can contact you mlady
>>694209699
yes, they're good, but they're not first class, cunt
>>694206339
Please don't be in London.
>>694209205
Full body pic op, let a horny young male decide if you're fuckable
>Make a fatty feel popular thread with lonely white knights
>never fails
I feel like I'm witnessing the laws of nature at play here.
>>694209205
Those really look fine to me. If you really wanted to get over this wizard streak, I would be down. My ex wife weighted more than that and I made her cum like crazy. If you're anywhere near central California, we could make a weekend of it.
>>694209577
What part of texas, San Antonio fag right here
>>694209205
Beautiful tits honey, care to show more? I'd most definitely accept your v-card. (not even remotely joking unlike most of the fags here i actually have a heart)
>>694209980
I never said I wasn't cunt. Speaking of cunts...OP, I would like to see yours.
>>694210163
So cringe it hurts.
>>694209577
Go to an mental health center and tell them you have ADHD. They will take your blood pressure and make you take a puss test. If you don't have any illegal drugs in you they will give you a perscription for adderall or vyvanse or Ritalin. They will help you with your mod and not only will they curb your appetite but even thought of food will discuss but even thought of food will disgust you when you take them. I went almost 72 hours without eating once. I lost 40 pounds in 2 months.
>>694209205
This thread gone catch fire, more time stamps op, atleast you'll be appreciated here
>>694210163
>tfw not even a fat whale /b/tard wants your dick
end it all familia
>>694210163
See, OP, at least you're not this autistic
there is hope
>>694210373
Did you died
>>694210136
Kek
>>694210163
>mfw I read that
>>694209205
Post feet
>>694210137
potter county, i.e. shithole
>>694209205
>>694210163
holy shit. screenshottable.
>>694210464
Nah I'm good. The world isn't gonna end man.
>>694210163
The fuck is this autistic white knight shit?
>>694210473
unless someone lived near me i dont get the point of people trying to fuck me. although it brings some light of hope
>>694209205
those tits sag a little bit too much for my taste but there is def someone who is going through a dry spell that will do you the favor of ripping out your hymen
>>694210538
Sorry, too busy fingering myself stupid at how i feel like a popular girl for once.
>>694210163
who let this happen
i can finger you with my penis if you want
>>694210996
Genius
Good job on this thread, OP. This is some good shit.
>>694210996
That's not fingering. That's called penising
5?
>>694210822
this is the first time i've interacted online past random comments so i wont deny that i'm getting some autistic social adrenaline rush from this shit. kinda shows more of how much of a sperglord i am
Post.
Your
Disgusting.
Body.
Pics.
>Posts tits in a >I'm fat thread
>>694210163
>>694210136
>>694209205
Op there are people out there that are just desperate as you are it's not that hard. But I know you don't want to settle for a loser that's your problem. Beggars can't be choosers. No knights in shining armor for your fat ass
if you live in brisbane, would happily bone
Ok, OP here's the deal.
You can actually lose your v-card. You're a chick. It doesn't matter how monstrous you are, someone will fuck you.
HOWEVER.
Chances are, they won't love you or want to stay with you for a long time.
And chances are you don't wanna fuck uglies either, so enjoy your average looking chads.
>>694206339
FML i try to be a nice guy and end up with the cringiest post of 2016.
>>694210892
>>694210771
>>694210730
>>694210557
>>694210473
>>694210464
>>694210284
So because I actually care about this lady, I'm an "autistic faggot" and a "white knight"? Go fuck yourself you edgy pieces of scum. Learn how to treat women as humans instead of 2nd class citizens and maybe, just maybe, they'll actually want you disgusting cheeto-stained dicks inside them.
Fuck off.
>>694207502
> im still 220 pounds
I've only blasted one girl who weighed less than this. She doesn't anymore.
You wanna get blasted, OP?
>>694207220
Par for the course for an American, assuming you are one. You're actually in the majority, it's just that you see more attractive girls because they're more present in the outside world and in media. Don't feel like you're alone in your situation at least.
>>694209205
We need more of a full body pic
Show us your asshole and get the ego boast ya need
>can't lose v card - you CHOOSE not to lose it, never seen a girl that can't give it away. Plus black dudes
>>694210136
>If you're anywhere near central California, we could make a weekend of it.
I'll make you a better offer
If you live near central Florida, I am NEET and we can make a week outta it.
>>694211267
Because your a newfag who's never seen the earmarks of a desperate feminist white knight.
The lessons we learn.
>>694211348
awww yea i didnt make the list
>>694211348
Holy shit dude stop, they're gonna murder you.
>>694206339
If sex is all you want, just find a nigger. They love fat, ugly white chicks.
>>694209205
I'd give those a cum coat on a drunk night, sure.
>>694211348
>implying you don't just wanna get your dick wet
>>694210822
You like the attention slut? I bet you want to be bend over and dicked down like a cheap whore while being talked dirty to
>>694210464
My sides
>>694206908
Second!
>>694211348
>defending yourself this hard
I'll shit down your throat while you jerk me off you loose slut
>>694211348
*triggered*
>complimenting a woman on a board image
>lol gtfo
>>694209205
Saggy tits tbh. But from what I can see, you are don't look that fat. You are probably just an idiot who likes to keep herself sad for not good reason...?
>>694209205
oh shut up. you're clearly not that fat and if you're a virgin it's due purely to refusing guys who didn't meet your standards.
>>694206339
how fat are we talking? Pics?
>>694211371
im on my period lmao. not bout to make this a gore thread
>>694211348
Dropping the dox on summerknight
>>694211547
What do you think 90% of my fantasies are as I rub it like im trying to start a fire that will never be?
>>694211097
Hey, whatever gets you off
>>694211725
Doing gods work
>>694211547
tfw someone parodied me in a post and then someone replied to the parody seriously - actual op
If you're anywhere near southwest central Iowa we could make a fortnight out of it
>>694211222
ATTENTION OP: THIS IS AN OUTRIGHT FUCKING LIE.
You may not have ever realized this, but I noticed you said earlier in the thread you would peg that guy. That means something. It means that you are open to a market of potential male partners that just cannot find what they want anywhere else.
Do you know how many males there are out there that are fucking TRUE beta motherfuckers and aren't gay? Who want a woman that will fuck them in the ass and tell them exactly what to do, and be loyal and even obedient? A LOT. And almost all of them are SINGLE. Why? Because they can't find what they want. They are basically vulnerable.
No, a man won't love you, OP. But a beta boy? Holy fuck. You put on the right attitude and a little beta boy will do whatever the fuck you say.
Show me your tummy op.
>>694211725
thanks anon
this motherfucker deserves it
>>694211806
You liked it anyways
>>694211441
Why... Thank you. I will consider this from now on.
>>694211348
Easy watch the summers come
More possible:
>>694211267
>>694211348
>>694209709
>Said the ugly
Come down to Fort Worth and we'll have a good time
If your anywhere near trump towers we can make a wall out of you
>>694211894
how do i find them though? i dont want any diseases or to end up cut up on the highway so ive been cautious about like, craigslist
>>694208384
Underrated
![1297829500419[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZTphCoE.jpg "1297829500419[1].jpg")
>>694211725
oh shi
are you in san francisco?
ill do you after this faggot blows his load in me. we can play pokemon go afterwards
>>694210099
Yeah, idk, people feel a lot of empathy now days.
>>694212248
in my day we would have doxxed her and bullied her but this is cool too
>>694211725
leafy? what the shit dick is goin on here
>>694212359
People turn 14.
>>694208513
Just kys already
calvin has some srs twitter followers
Why is this thread still going? Starting rally for more pics, full body pics, spread, ass, and feet then we'll blow your thread up op
>>694211725
teach me
>>694212359
how to doxx?
all we can see is a pair of tits and a paper
>>694206339
Give me a fucking break.
You may be 'fat and unattractive,' but you still have a nearly-infinite amount of potential mates who are LINED UP to be with you, be they men OR women.
Try being an in-shape, but unattractive MAN for a day.
>>694211725
I don't know how this is possible, but you're doing god's work, anon
white knight has some internet game though.
700k fololowers
>>694207679
That's fake as shit. I've seen people get shot in the head and they don't make two abrupt motions -- just one: straight down, like a sack of potatoes.
>>694210163
Sup Brian?
>>694206339
Where are you from cause I'd fuck you
> inb4
> fat virgin cuck
>>694212127
1. Website called FetLife. Look for "boys" who are wanting "mommies."
2. Go on okcupid and look for males who have stuff like "I'm not your typical masculine guy" in their profile. They are def. beta boys. Message them. They will be fucking elated to be chased after.
3. Just timid males in generally in your everyday life.
>>694210137
Fellow San Antonio fag here
>>694212784
Fat virgin cuck
>>694212727
"dox dropper" is some fag who saved an old leafy dox drop from someone who actually knows how to internet.
leafy is not in this fucking thread you retards
>>694212784
fat virgin cuck
>>694207679
Why does that dude look like an Obama mask?
>>694206339
Do you realize that you're born in a time where you could be even fatter than that fucking seal and still have idiot men worshiping you? There isn't an easier life to live on earth right now than a Western woman's.
Quit feeling sorry for yourself and fuck your way to the top like all the other whores.
>>694207654
how do u get food without leaving home?
Do you have a job? how do you spend your time if your not sulking or fapping?
>>694207502
Learn to cook also.
Rewarmable stuff is usually very fatty/salty
if you're a girl and no so fat you can't move under your own power, you could literally just go to a park, yell out 'i need sex', and have a line of guys a half mile long to choose from.
I see fat couples walking around all the time maybe your crippeling low self esteem puts people off.
stop spending all day on your computer and go walking and eat fresh.
not really fucking rocket science you'll be a happier human being!!
>>694206339
There's no such thing as a female who can't get sex.
>>694212127
Pokemon Go, any trading card game, local coffee shops, etc. Just look for fedoras and guys vaping.
No such thing bitch. Unless your vagina is rotten, or unreachable from all the fat, there is always a guy willing to do the deed.
>>694209205
I dont see anything wrong.
>>694213338
/thread
Go cry on your period else where w your bullshit.
>>694209205
i've seen those tits before...
>>694206339
Aww poor seal. I wanna hug the shit out of it
>>694206339
>Download Pokemon GO
>Walk everywhere, catching critters
>Meet people, talk to people
>Catch more critters, walk more, lose weight
>Start fucking Pokefag betas to gain convidence
>"I'll be Snorlak this time"
>All of a sudden you're a skinny, confident non-virgin Pokemon master.
??????
>profit
>>694212056
Kek
>>694209205
Holy shit those are pretty nice. Kik?
>>694206339
Still waiting for pics of your ass and/or pussy. About to pass out, but promise I will fap to them when I come to, if you are the giving kind...
>>694208899
Amen! Goddamn!
>>694206339
don't you ever ask yourself what you can do yourself to fix the issue.
>>694206339
why dont you just lose the fat and stop eating all that cake, you lazy fuck
>>694213662
>"I'll be Snorklak this time"
Ok, go on OKcupid or something, mention you play games and/or go on 4chan, Id give it a week tops and you have at least 3 choices. Girls have it easy as fuck you just have to give most guys(especially the ones who play games and have no clue how to talk to girls) the time of day and they want to fuck you.
>>694211725
Where the actual fuck do you get this info?
I go after deadbeat customers and would kill to be able to get info like this
>>694213424
>>694212956
>how to Internet
Just call their cell phone company and act like your from another store. Did you not see jew3jew3 and how they are going to sue t mobile now too?
>>694207051
sos horrible racing mufa
>>694209205
Your low self esteem makes me want to fuck you. Those tits would probably make it not possible. 2000 cals a day, walk for 30 minutes a day because you were able to do it when you were 2, and in a couple months, youd be girlfriendable to a 6/10 guy who's been chewed up by pretty whores and would hold onto you like a sinking ship.
>>694213840
it's a top secret doxing tool.
but you seem cool so i'll let you into the super secret private site with the tool...
shh..it's at google.com
>>694211348
this is beautiful in its unyielding cringitude
Another anon complaining about their shit life when they dont do anything to fix it. It's obvious there are beta cucks out there looking for some dick in their ass.. she's just too fat and lazy to leave her house and actually try. See the problem with so many fucking females is that they let their emotions take shit too far and instead allow it to cripple them into obesity and depresion. This fat whale isn't going to be happy by looking for men to date; solving your virginity should be the last thing on your mind when you don't have a job, friends, health and wellness. "love yourself before loving someone else" isnt necessarily true but in this case, you need to fucking work on your own life before finding some poor guy to "Accept who you are" when you have nothing but sadness and self deprecation to give back. No one is going to stick around when you're not willing to fucking try yourself.
This is coming from someone who is in the same exact position. I've realized that I can either sit in my own shit and surround myself with shit or actually do something about. Doing something for myself, and making my life better is better than seeking some fucking pussy because I'll be more confident in the long run and actually find someone who is worth my time and a positive reinforcement for my life.
>>694213662
This is actually pretty good advice.
>Snorlax
kek
>>694211725
Why'd you randomly post Leafy's info? Not complaining but like.. What does this have to do with anything?
>>694209957
juices and pop have about the same amount of sugar
>>694212602
This is so dumb, I'm an okay looking femanon and nobody talks to me. I have 3 friends. But I'm also socially retarded and have resting bitch face
>>694214426
Its not bullshit, because I already want to fuck you. There ya go.
>>694214426
>I'm an okay looking femanon
hey everyone look!
>>694214426
just smile at guys
>>694214426
>I'm an okay looking femanon
>>694214426
>okay looking femanon
>>694214426
bullshit, you are not a femanon, hell, your penis is probably bigger than mine
>>694214426
The fact that you are a woman and have a pulse is MORE THAN ENOUGH of what you need for some guy to come along and want to be with you. Refer to this chart.
>for some men, you don't even need a pulse
>>694208455
I only know one person who says this, if you're him then you're an ugly cunt
>>694214426
also post tits + timestamp or you're a faggot
>>694214426
> I'm an okay looking femanon
>>694214426
>Resting bitch face
Shine that angry mug at some beta bitch boy and he will practically be begging for your plastic cock
>>694214824
>your penis is probably bigger than mine
>>694214636
Pretty much all it takes. Look and smile, they will come to you. It's all the invitation we need.
>>694214057
I google them, at most I get possibly a company they work for
I jerk I got revenge on was a Corvette collector and I heard him talking about a guy thinking of selling his privately , so I called a friend and he passed on the contact info and someone else snatched it out of his fat white fingers.
No car should be fated to be owned by suck a tool.
Have you tried eating less and running more?
>>694210163
You're such a fucking faggot
>>694214826
I already knew this but seeing it on a chart, fucking shit.
>>694211348
Caring about a stranger you've never talked to, and will never talk to again after tonight. You put the "desperate" in the word desperate.
>>694214426
is your penis feminine?
>>694214826
conscription part is untrue for Israel and north korea.
>>694213662
This
>>694208381
Kek
>>694214426
Your not the only one
I have a female cousin a bit younger than me, has her own condo, a good job, decent friends and well travelled
Lost both breasts to cancer and has gained weight because her bad leg wont let her walk easily. Finds it hard to meet guys.
Me, I'm hotter than all you faggots and your tits are disgusting, I have no sympathy for land whales who refuse to workout and eat shit all day
>>694214826
>your getting sex what more do you want
That is a good point after fucking I'm ready for bed or another round
>>694215196
I do like a woman in uniform, even if she has been ordered to kill me.
>>694215324
ugly titless gimp
why oh why can't she find cock?
>>694215426
your arms look like hams and your tits are bigger than OPs
>>694210163
>>694215426
kek this dude has a tiny tiny head
>>694215596
I'll take that as a compliment faggot
>>694214826
It's fucking infuriating how true this shit is. Can't believe we have an entire country of spoiled, entitled little twats who have the audacity to think their lives are harder than men's.
>>694209205
moar op?
>>694212463
A+ comeback
But you're still a faggot
>>694215730
Eat a dick cock sucker
>>694215471
They were reconstructed you buffoon, this is fucking Canada, not a medical care only for the rich America.
Also working 10 hours a day eats into a social life so Im going to get her to come to a meeting of RASC
>>694215765
It's why I'm going MGTOW. Fuck women.
>>694215754
and you are one of those faggots who take insults as compliments?
you sicken me
>>694214824
know that feel....
>>694209205
Oh, cry me a river. You may not have magazine-photogenic.breasts, but I know for a fact they'll get the job done because they are similar to my wife's, and they've gotten a rise out me on command for 30 years.
>>694215926
I'm sorry, let me amend my statement:
ugly gimp with fake scarred nipple-less titties. why oh why can't she find cock?
>>694215926
She had pretty huge ones, 38G. Now they are a reasonable 38D
>>694216075
You basically said I have big arms any guy who works out will take that as a compliment, hit the weights faggot...I'm also college educated. Have a nice job, fast car, you're all fucking beta losers
>>694212602
>redpill
>>694216201
If the choice was cuck faggot like yourself and you were the last "man", she'd let the human race die out.
How is you current GF? Your right hand, you crippled sister and the cat don't count.
>>694216624
>she'd let the human race die out
>implying it'd be her choice
>getting legitimately riled on /b/
>wewest of lads
>>694216438
lifting is meaningless bullshit, distance running is where it is at. how we put food on the table in the old days. it is called endurance hunting
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistence_hunting
>you're all fucking beta losers
says the beta who posts on 4chan
>>694216624
Check out this summerfag
>>694217152
>says the beta who posts on 4chan
nigga, you just posted on 4chan yourself
nice b8, mind if i borrow it?
>>694207220
You also sound like my girlfriend.
Fix it or your going to get dump bye even the most nicest guys.
>>694212602
Lmao that could have used a bit of editing; some of it is true but some of it is downright stupid.
>>694217354
I bever denied being a beta, I was just pointing out the hypocrisy of calling people beta on 4chan
>>694211348
Holy shit nigger, this better be bait!
>>694217354
gamma-ing this hard
>>694206339
Cheer up, chin up. You're not unlovable, just average like the rest of us. It's better than being a media munching retard or an air headed whore who goes through a new boyfriend every season. Thanks for sharing. Average dick for average pic.
>>694206339
Have u ever thought of doing gloryhole stuff op
>>694211348
Do what good sir?
>soapbox intensifies
Gr8 reaction pics tonight.
>>694217272
How edgy, GoT crap. I....I'm beside myself with terror
>>694215006
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>>694211396
I'm not OP but I'm a femanon in 727
Kik?
All it takes is an insecure woman to "trigger" /b/ ?
Kekkery
>>694219355
It's summer time....
>>694219730
FEEL THE SUN, GELPALOT
so where are you? cause i will fuck you. 740 area code here.
>>694219730
i too blame the melenials
