OH FUCK GET INSIDE ANONS.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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OH FUCK GET INSIDE ANONS.
I'm in!
>>694194086
roll
>>694194086
im in
>>694194086
OH SHIET, GOTTA GO FAST
>>694194466
wtf anon open the door
>>694194466
thanks for closing the door! my hands were full.
I'm in
>>694194599
dude... close the door behind you!
>>694194599
open sesame
CLOSE THE DOOR
o shit
CLOSE THE DOOR
>>694194086
roll
yea close it now
In
im in
Boom
close close close
in in in
Bomb will go boom before door
Wew
no boom
hey guys! What are you all doing in here? I found this odd box outside. It sounds like it's ticking. *shakes the box* I wonder what's in it.
Wew lad that was close
ALLAH AKBAR
im not a nigg. open up
keep door closeed
Open up, I brought KFC
>>694195467
prove it.
GO GO GO
Knock knock
Let's go
>>694195558
i found this bike...
>>694195601
Who's there?
H-Hey guys, you wanna pray to Allah...?
Please open up, I'll let everyone fuck me in the ass after the bomb goes off
Alahu akbar
we're all exploding now
>>694195662
Open the door, my wife is very sick
I'm in, brought some tendies also
>>694195641
you spelled "stole" wrong.
>>694195744
Ayy lmao
Open sesame
>>694195769
Open the door my wife is very sick who?
Ahhh fuck open the door please I need to get the Pokéstop inside the shelter
>>694195743
I-I'll even suck everyone off, JUST PLEASE DONT LET ME DIE
>>694195855
DAMN IT
Open up, I need to poop
>>694195898
OH THANK GOD THANK YOU
>>694194086
LET'S DETONATE THIS BOMB MOTHERFUCKERS
Allahu Akbar my friends :^)
Bomb get
>>694195967
Ok, now close the door. Please. I may owe someone a lot of money. I hope he's not in here with us
BOOOOOOM
I'm gettin in
N O S U R V I V O R S
CLOSE THE DOOR
roll
>>694196060
Pay up nigger
i brought pizza dogs
>>694196060
CLOSE SESAME
>be me
>be in the shelter
>be holding the bomb
boom?
>>694194086
DETONATE
Sweet I got an egg
>>694196145
I'm blowing us all up for this
CRASHING THIS SHELTER
>>694196143
Oh shit. UHHHHH HI BUBBA YEAH I HAVE YOUR MONEY PLEASE DONT RAPE ME AGAIN
t minus 10 seconds
>>694196215
WITH NO SURVIVORS
rooll!!
>>694196233
CLOSE THE DOOR DAMN IT
Roll.
>>694196273
Uhh you don't get to bring friends.
>>694196233
Rather have you die
GETTING IN SOMEONE CLOSE THE DOOR PLZ
>>694196346
>>694196348
AHHHHHHHH SO CLOSE
Oh shit dor close get
>>694196233
CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR AND DONT LET BUBBA RAPE ME AGAIN
Let me in
dubs get
I fucked a dog in the ass yesterday
>>694196396
Oh shit is this the end
SNACKBAR
N
A
C
K
B
A
R
Comin in HOT
close gets
oopps
>>694196490
Guys, if I die, I just want you to know, I voted Trump
Lawdy save me
TRIPS DEFUSES CHECK EM
>>694194086
roll
Well, guess there won't be an explosion any time soon
HODORRRRR
>>694196588
SAFE
>>694196588
THANK YOU BASED ANON. SOMEONE DO BOMB, FUCK THESE VIRGINS
>>694194086
ALLAHU AKBAR!
in
IM IN FAGGOTS
OPENING THE DOOR
Top kek
>>694196652
OH THANK YOU LORD NOW BLOW UP THOSE SANDNIGGERS
>>694194086
IT'S A SURPRISE BOMBING
boom
Open sesame
>>694196784
rer oll
>>694196728
Oh hey, I think I found the detonator. FUCK YOU NIGGERS SHOULD'VE GOTTEN IN SOONER
Nice door, what does it look like when it's open?
EXPROSION
BOM!
>>694194086
i want to be the bomb please thank you
>>694196885
Well fuck you too then
Tick tock...
>>694196880
Whoops, that was the toaster. IS THIS THE DETONATOR
>>694194086
Fucking open that shit.
>>694196947
DEAD
...
give me your money you fucking nigger
>>694196937
REEORKL
hi
Allahu Akbar motherfuckers
>>694196947
RIP
>>694196947
WINRAR
>>694196947
GET FUCKED THE DOOR WAS CLOSED
open the fucking door there are so much niggas here
>>694196947
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA GET FUCKED
BOOM!
IM ALIVE
>>694196688
>>694196947
ALL ANONS PAST THIS POINT ARE DEAD AND GONE.
Allahu Snake in my boot
OPEN UP THIS DAMN DOOR RIGHT NOW
>>694194086
BUT IT WAS ME
>>694197255
>>694197255
Thanks for opening us back up to the apocalypse, can I save that image?
>>694197255
CLOSE THE DOOR ASSHOLE
>>694197485
Mfw you're all dead because of the radioactive fallout :^)
>>694197533
FUCK
boom
CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR BEFORE THE NEXT BOMB NIGGER
>>694197255
Thanks anon now the only thing I'll be stalking is a cancer diagnostic
>>694194086
ALLAHU AKBAR
Im in, with power armor, next 5 posts ending in 1 gets a power armor suit, bombproof
>>694197764
Good your post gave me cancer anyway
>>694197877
nevermind, false bomb.
Is it open or closed? I can't remember
>>694197947
LMAO, WE ALL DIED
>>694197947
OH SHIT
>>694197997
I have power armor fucker
>>694197944
>>694197947
IT CLOSED RIGHT BEFORE THE FUCKING BOMB
Open up, ghoul patrol
>>694198209
looks like we live.
>>694194086
let's open the door
i said let's open the door
>>694198577
YOU NIGGER
>>694198577
NOW LET'S DO THIS WITH
N O S U R V I V O R S
I'm going in
>>694198655
FUCK YOU I DONT WANNA DIE BRUH
>>694198577
NOW IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYONE
>>694198655
W A S G E T T I N G C A U G H T P A R T O F Y O U R P L A N ?
>>694198767
Close sesame
>>694198834
CLOSE SESAMA
>>694194086
allahu lifehacks
>>694198881
CLOSE SESUMU
>>694198920
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER CLOSE
we're going to die tonight, boys!
>>694198988
Oh, hey, I did it.
>>694198988
OPEN THE DOOR FOR THE OUTCASTS, YOU DUMBASS
>>694199133
OH FUCK YOU I JUST CLOSED THAT
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER CLOSE
H-Hey, Tyrone, c-can you take your hands off my- o-okay, sorry, sorry, go on...
I bring memes
>>694199133
can we die now?
>>694199233
CLOSE YOU NIGGERFAGGOT
i want in
>>694194086
Rollerino
>>694199331
no.
>>694199331
HAHA I FOUND ANOTHER BOMB FUCK YOU GUYS OUTSIDE THE DOOR AHALU ACKBAR
>>694199436
I SAID ALLAHU ACKBAR
>>694199436
what are you, fuckin' gay?
boom
>>694199572
I THINK THIS BOMB IS BROKEN
>>694194086
I'M IN
just find the bomb so the roaches can die.
wut
Roll for ISIS
help!
>>694199708
get comfy, because we're going to have some close calls.
kareem abdule jabar
bomb roll
>>694197159
Wrong
>>694196588
Anons past this point are dead.
OPEN
roll
47 get!
>>694196947
u blew my fuckin nuts off
let.me.in
can we open the door for the outsiders?
CLOSE THE DOOR
Find the bomb then.
>>694196947
BOMB ALREADY EXPLODED
OPEN THE DOOR
SOMEONE GET THE BOMB
>>694200401
Whoops. All is done.
>>694200401
i have found a bomb, but it doesn't look authentic.
>>694200319
Game doesn't end until a bomb detonates with the door open.
Get your shit straight faggot
>>694200574
oh god those last two digits
just avoid blowing up the bomb.
>>694200685
Mybad, let me fix that
>>694200574
So everyone who was outside while the bomb exploded can't play no mo huh
>>694200917
do your job right the first time.
blue wire, red wire
yo nigs lemme in there
>>694201230
we aren't dying. the door is closed.
>>694194086
Ahhh fuck
>>694194086
thread is dead.
LET ME THE FUCK IN
>>694201666
Satan trips checked
Rooolllllolol
AHH CLOSE IT
I HAVE THE BOMB!
http://poetry.rotten.com/failed-mission/
>>694201747
oh thank god the door was closed
>>694194086
IM GOIN TO FUCK OUR SHIT UP
Alluah Akhbaaaaarrrrrr
>>694194086
oh shit mang
>>694202027
you stop that.
>>694202027
RE-FUCKIN DA SHIT UP
>>694201890
ikr damn
>>694202148
END MY SUFFERING PLS
>>694201851
Nooo!!! I need to get in!
...k now close it
>>694202113
Keeeellll that infedelllls
>>694202148
please stop
>>694202217
PLEASE
>>694194086
lets kill everyone!
I'm already in; chillin
rolling
Allllluaaaaahhh Aaaaakhbaaaaarrrrr
FOR ALLAH
hail fucking hitler
nothing's happened at all. let's make something happen for fuck's sake
allah forgive me
TRY HARDER
Knock knock
Nice b8 m8
Death to the infidels !!!
* Busts a hole into your bunker *
What know western pigs!?
He he he... time to fucking die
>>694202639
No.
>>694202634
Im hard as fuck
allahu akbar
I wanna live pls
>>694202741
get harder
>>694202695
Aallllluaaaaahhh Aaaakhbaaaarrrrrr
Get the peeeeegs
>>694202695
>can't spell "no"
Trip power
>>694202856
>GETTING HARDER
>>694202844
Fuckin thanks mate
>>694202865
i don't think he was trying to spell 'no'
>>694202727
No you are supposed to say who's there you silly billy
kaboom
>>694202865
They're Muslims you fucktard!!
Get with the programme
>>694202955
Open
>>694202955
AHHHH
>>694202955
GET EVEN HARDER AND KILL US ALL
>>694194086
Rolling!'
>Knocks on door
Hello, could I interest you in talking about our lord and savour Jesus Christ?
>>694202977
>What know western pigs
What the fuck was he trying to spell then?
Close it bleas
i guess you guys can call me 'the bomb'
die
>>694202695
Hello infidels
You still have hole in wall!!!
heil satan
>>694203262
blease oben for the bigs
>>694203222
allah is my savior
Boom.
>>694203386
Thanks for proving my point
Im "the bomb"
>>694194086
rolling
>>694203453
"What no western pigs" doesn't sound right at all
Allahu Akbar
open it blease
>>694203453
They're fukkkkin Muslim faggit!
heil allah
>>694203591
In question form it makes a lot more sense.
Tssssssttt....
Let is in!
We wish to escape guns and bombs and wish to keeeeell,...I mean live peacefully with you pigs!
>>694203802
Dhcksb
>>694203706
I think they were trying to spell 'now' instead of 'no' but i'm probably wrong
>but i'm also the bomb
>>694203866
I love you
>>694203866
nice post m8
>>694203802
>>694203866
Oh wow
aloha snackbar
Op here
The bomb shelter now had a mosque because you bunch of lazy cunts didn't repair the hole in your wall.
Aaaaallluaaaahh Aaaakhbarrrrrr
>>694204151
It's allahu akbar
>but i'm also the bomb
>>694204190
Time for prayer. You need to open the door so we can get our prayer mats infidels!
OP here.
Rule change.
You MUST all convert to Islam in order to remain in our shelter.
47 still bomb.
29 and 36 will be beheaded.
>>694204767
And absolutely no Jews, fags or niggers!
shit nigga
>>694204767
Oh shit
Alahuuuu Akhbaaaarrrrrr
Rolling for fallout 5
Islam here
All your base are belong to us
Hello
Typical
As soon as the Muslims turn up, everything turns to shit.
