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You have 30 seconds to post why you don't have a firearm.
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>>694193966
because im not a weak faggot who needs gunpower
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State
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>>694193966
but I do
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We just haven't bought one yet. Soon. Very soon.
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dont need it... why the fuck would I?
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>>694193966

I'm not an enormous, bouncy cumswallowing faggot.
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>>694194056
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i donĀ“t need one.
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>>694193966
Convicted felon, so not allowed.

Aaaaannnnndd I don't wanna get shot by a cop
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>>694193966

Because unlike all the amendments, the 2nd has a "does not apply if someone was caught with a tiny bit of plant extract a decade ago" clause.

at least the courts say so.
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Too expensive.
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>>694194145

Megapoofter detected.
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>>694193966
I live in Canada
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>>694194152

>we

This guy has a woman that owns him, his testicles, everything he owns, his thoughts, his dick and all of his dreams.
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>>694194332
And can't legally own the gun I want
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cause i'm german and despite the fact that i've never seen a gun outside of movies or on a cop it would take huge amounts of paperwork, training, being in a club, would be super expensive and i'm not a moron.
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im 19
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I have severe depression and I'm pretty mentally ill.

I would probably kill myself or hurt others who never wronged me
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>>694193966

Oh, but I do.
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>>694194247
whaddja do m8?
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>>694193966
No use for one
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no money
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Because I am a convicted felon.
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>>694193966
The state of Illinois's FOID card application is broken and because the state is still having a budget crisis they refuse to fix it. Also, they no longer take paper applications.
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>>694194247

They issue ID cards for inmates? The fuck??

What possible use could there be for a fucking ID card for people in fucking prison??
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>>694193966
Poor
0 Violence In City
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Too young, and too little money.
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they're pretty expensive here in southern california but I've been thinking about saving up when I get the chance.
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I live in a faggot ass SJW liberal city - nyc. Where citizens are deprived of thier 2nd ammendment right and cannot at ALL own a gun unless they're law enforcement
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>>694193966
i live in germany and am too lazy and poor to get a license for more than a gas pistol...
other option could warrant jail time...soooo
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>>694194403

You can still own firearms dumbass. You just can't concealed carry. Open carry like a weebo faggot or use it for home protection.
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>>694193966
living in canada free and healthy dont need nigger weapon
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>>694194402
Try harder faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0-J2pYLCvI
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Is it legal if I buy a pistol second hand at 19 and use it for self defense?

Live in the US
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>>694193966
I'm a Cheap bastard
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>>694194572

or are jewish and knew that jewish guy that bribed police to get permits.
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mainly because i havent decided what kind yet. i travel interstate alone by car a lot. with all this crazy shit, im insane to go unarmed. im shopping around but im looking at the Smith and wesson M&P shield. probably without that laser sight. several stores around here say its great for my price range.
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>>694194358
Lmfao we=family. Tbh it won't matter, I go to college this year.
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>>694194493
online FOID card application*
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>>694194621
18 for rifle
21 for handgun
lrn2gunlaw
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I live in canada, and I live in the shitty province of Quebec. So the French Canadian language will protect us at all times. Tabenak
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>>694194531
Well, 1 or 2 thousand convicts in one prison, a few hundred officers. Prisons are big places and the CO's can't memorize every ones name and faces. And as an inmate you can't just walk wherever you want to in prison. It's called controlled movement.
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>>694194736
You have to be 21 to own a pistol. Everything else 18
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>>694194621
Im 19 as in I have no money because college and shit
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>>694194493

Huh. I'm surprised the subhuman NRA retards aren't going apeshit over this clear "withholding of peoples' god-given right to blow niggers away with controlled explosion causing pipes". You'd think, especially in the current climate that the fucktards would be shouting about this from every rooftop citing a "hurr durr liberal conspiracy!".
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>>694193966
Im swedish
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>>694194736
no. pistol age is 21.
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>>694193966
Found guilty of domestic abuse even though class a misdemeanor cant buy a gun. But the sammich was worth it
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>>694194810
Glock
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>>694194867
It certainly talked your way out of a German invasion. Oh wait....
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cause I got several? 2 of them are on the wall looking at me as we speak.
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>>694193966
I've got 2 about 3 feet from me right now.
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Haven't had the money due to unforeseen circumstances. But it's a pretty high priority of mine.
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>>694193966
Because I am not suicidal
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>>694193966
Cuz I live in Canada and people are too nice here
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>>694195292
Unless you're fucking retarded, you're not gonna kill yourself or anyone else with a gun.
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But I do
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>>694195292
Congratulations, Not being suicidal makes you a candidate for responsible gun ownership. Go get one today!
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Because people don't kill eachother where I live.
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>>694194444
checked lol
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>>694195439
That implies that there are a fuckton of retards in this country.

...wait, that makes sense
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srsly, what the fuck would anyone need a gun for?
it's not like you need a tool for the rare instance that you want to kill someone. there are other tools i need more. and if you are concerned about security invest in a propper doorlock or stuff instead. srsly. noone needs such a tool.
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>>694194994
If i could i would buy 2 pistols, a fully modded sks, and a real nice hunting rifle. Nothing like sliding a new round into the chamber chik chik
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>>694195329
I do like canada, but...

Canada has a TON of stabbings, your statistically more likely to survive a gun shot wound then a stabbing.
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>>694194736
Depends on what state you live in. For instance in Texas you've gotta be 21 to buy/posses handguns or handgun ammo.
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>>694195439
>Being this retarded
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>>694195499
Shouldn't that be a reason to own one? Use it to defend yourself.
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>>694195572
Yeah, it makes complete sense.
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>>694193966
I'm a liberal.
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>>694195640
How am I wrong?
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>>694195446
outfuckingstanding
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>>694195649
Defend myself against what, if nothing happens around here ?
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>>694194444
Spreading CP in AOL chat rooms

>>694194531
Well you use it for your commissary account, it is also your library card. You can put money on it for vending machines (Stripe on the back) or for the copy machine in the Law Library.
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>>694195572
Have you seen the statistics from the fbi showing that gun violence is lowest in states with open carry and concealed carry right? and that gun violence is highest in areas considered "gun free zones"
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>>694195888
Oh, I misread your other post. I thought you said they do kill each other. Also checked.
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>>694193966
I'm pretty NEET
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>>694195781
Because my point was not accidentally shooting myself or others: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/09/upshot/gun-deaths-are-mostly-suicides.html?_r=0
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I live in canada, don't need one
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Too poor
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>>694193966
Have about 40 of them.
So...
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>>694196095
canada has a shitload of guns, what are you talking about?
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>>694196095
>I live in Canada, don't need one
>I live in Canada, can't have one
Fixed that for ya
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>>694194056
Let
>>694195925
Idiots don't read things that contradict their unsubstantiated beliefs.
>>694196095
What about bears, you poutine-eating faggot
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>>694196052
Yes, accidents happen. But they happen less with a generous application of common sense. Keep a tight grip on the gun, practice trigger discipline, point the weapon up when not firing, keep the safety on when not firing, etc.
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>>694193966
I'm not in gun-crazy United States.
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the libfaggotry in this thread is gross
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>>694193966

>implying
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>>694193966
I live in a country where niggers don't constantly try to rape our women. Get your negros under control murica.
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please watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zEixWYqPVA
It's about the nordic countries and how nobody shoots each other.
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>>694196425
We're tryin, Man, we're tryin.
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>>694193966
Because I can kill a man with my bear hands
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>>694193966

Having one in my home makes me statistically less safe.
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>>694193966
Im 16
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>>694196593
MODS
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>>694196275
I can't tell if you are trying to troll me or not. If you are, congrats it's working.

To me when people remark how "you need to own a gun to protect yourself" is pretty paramount to saying "you need to own a gun if you ever feel the need to swallow a bullet." Fact; you're far more likely to INTENTIONALLY shoot yourself than to ever use it in a scenario where you need to protect yourself.
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>>694196593
Enjoy your b&
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>>694194810
It's a very nice pistol I have one in 9mm no issues at all with about 1000 rounds through it.
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>>694193966
I live in Canada
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>>694196425
You fucking lie. What magical country would this be? Denmark? Big fuck. Good job oppressing the 12 black people living in your country.
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but i do
also i feel like this thread happened a few hours ago
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>>694196474
The only black guy I noticed was the visiting cop.
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>>694194183

For protection just in case your path crosses that of a dangerous criminal. Same concept as a seat belt. Do you wear seat belts?
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>>694196425
The whites are the rapists and murders in America actually. The blacks are winning in all the other crimes.
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>>694193966
There's no violence here cause everyone is civilized so we don't need fire arms
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>>694193966
Because I want swords to come back as the main form of self defence
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>>694193966
Not allowed
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>>694197163
there is also an episode about prisons and the problem that they face in norway that they have to close prisons because they don't have enough prisoners and there is not a single black guy in the entire episode
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>>694195439

>Says hurting self or others with gun is only for retards

>mfw all firearms owned by citizens are more than 9x more likely to be used against them than by them to save anyone.

Congrats, retard!
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>>694197265
Except the ownership of a seat does not statistically increase the risk of your own death. No situation has ever been unnecessarily elevated because I chose to wear a seat belt. Shit comparison bruh.
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>>694195446

Sorry to hear about your microdick, bro.
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Planning on buying a BaĆÆkal 20ga double barrel shotgun before the end of summer.
>inb4 shit-tier shotgun
I'm a student, not a lot of money. Buying a double barrel Beretta is my dream right now.
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>>694194056
That's retarded.
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>>694197473
and people in hell want ice water. your thought process is retarded. What mass of criminals is going to decide to switch from firearms to bladed weapons just for the law abiding to do the same, vice versa
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>>694193966

Because the Islamic Republic of Germany prohibits it.
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>>694197658
anti gunners. Such faggots they obsess over other dudes dicks.
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>>694194056
You forgot to tip your fedora and talk about your atheism.
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>>694197367
ROFL. more rapes are committed by blacks than whites, more white wemen are raped by blacks and less than 1% of black wemen were raped by white men.
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>>694193966
live in belgium
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>>694197265
if i cross path with a dangerous criminal and i have a gun it's very likely that he does so to. i prefer that, if i do noone does have a gun so the worst that could happen is a fist-fight or a stabbing wich takes way more to be lethal and is close range so i could possibly run away.
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>>694197739
For the lulz?
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>>694195446
Shit made my dick hard.
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https://youtu.be/nuPLRqn5Be4
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>>694197596
>Except the ownership of a seat does not statistically increase the risk of your own death

Don't play stupid. You wear a seat belt just in case you get into a car wreck. You carry a gun just in case you encounter a dangerous person. What are you going to do when coked up Jamal and Marquez start kicking down your front door, hell bent on skull fucking you and your family and stealing your TV... going to flash some statistics at him to scare him off?
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>>694197981
as it should. welcome to freedom mother fucker
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I don't have niggers in my neighborhood
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live in australia
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>>694198113
invest in a proper door first
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>>694197898

>being this much of a fucking cuck
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>>694193966
I have better things to do than fantasize about being Clint Eastwood, limpdick. Also you don't need a gun to intimidate people if you yourself are intimidating.
>inb4 muh freedum, shoot the terrorists

You're not gonna shoot anyone who catches you off guard, which with most crimes that's how they catch you. Fucking hicks like you will either run for the hills or get gunned down like the pasty faggots you are.
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>>694193966
Live in UK
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>>694198462
Waiting for your meme of "real man use fists"
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>>694198462

kek, disarmed loser you are
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>>694193966
Realized hunting is not my thing so i sold of all my weapons years go. Sweden is a very peaceful place so i do not need firearms for my defence.
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>>694198608
>>694198726
Real men don't go looking for a fight. Day one of gun safety they tell you not to pursue or try to return fire on a gunman.
Yes, I am a registered gun owner. No, I didn't bring it with me when I moved to the city. So either know what the weapon is for or get virtual reality so you don't hurt anyone.
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>>694198337
i'm german so he doesn't and neighter do i.

and besides, i like to be alive and "a cuck" without a gun in a country where it is totally normal and reasonable to not have a gun instead of a dead stupid asshole because i needed something to lick and sniff to prove to me how manly i am
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>>694198902

I never siad I was looking for fights you fucking faggot.

Just stop pretending that not having guns was cool, its not.
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>>694198113
Odds of that happening are >1%. I don't live in some shitty ghetto where I have to worry about violent crime. I live in Philly, but in the fucking 'burbs cause fuck that. My neighborhood is predominantly white and educated.

Also, if some "Coked up Jamal" comes crashing into my house, I'd say they already do not give a fuck regardless I have a gun or not. Confrontation is always going to beget more problems. I'm not going to have a shoot out with some gang banger asshole. As much of a bitch move it is, and how faggy I sound the safest thing I could do is lock myself and my wife in our room, access the attic and call police. I do not need to prove myself to some shit criminal.
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>>694199013
>pretending having guns is cool in itself
Relax, faggot.
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>>694198462

This is the generic libtard response. "You're not gonna see em if they sneak up on you", as if you should just say fuck it and let it happen. And apparently all anti-gun libtards think they are chuck norris and are going to fight off all attackers with their amazing skills. I sincerely hope you dumb fucks never get robbed, because you are seriously fucked because you have no plan. You probably think that telling them "I'm one of you, I voted for Obama" is going to shield you.
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>>694193966

Because...I...DONT...CARE
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>>694199162
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>>694199054

You seem to think it's all about proving something to someone. It's about protecting yourself and your family. Hiding in the attic is about the stupidest fucking thing I've heard yet. Ever stood up for yourself ever in this life? I doubt it. Sounds like you just run.
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>>694193966
because I am not an amerifag douchebag that is afraid of his own shadow because of guilt of overall douchebagness all over the world.
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>>694193966
Officially I'm a medicinal marijuana user. Unofficially I have my sig sauer
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>>694198994

Germans are truly cowardly scum. You are a disgrace to your ancestors.
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>>694193966
because i'm not a racist piece of shit that thinks shooting innocents is ok
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Because I don't have money
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>>694199162
how about if you get robbed you give em your stuff and call the cops once he's gone? then you call your debit and credit card institute to get the cards locked, call your mobile phone company to get your phone locked, call the dmv to get a new drivers license and call your insurance if you can get any compensation.

big deal. sucks. nobody dies.
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>>694199568
Kill yourself faggot
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>>694193966
My Christ this thread again?

Gun shit.
YLYL.
Black guys fucking blonds.
Post pics, how would you fuck her?
Rekt thread.
Porn webm.
Post or your mom will die.
Dubs thread.
Fap Roulete.

There's nothing fucking RANDOM about /b/ anymore!
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>>694199420
whats stupid about surviving? you wouldn't win a shootout anyways.
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>>694198902
What type of shithole state do you live in where you have to register ownership and they tell you in class not to shoot back at someone trying to kill you?
I'm guessing you're probably lying out your ass about owning anything.
Ever.
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>>694199807

How about he robs another person right after that and kill them?

What about that? You coward.

COWARD COWARD COWARD
>YOU ARE A COWARD
COWARD COWARD COWARD
>YOU ARE A COWARD
COWARD COWARD COWARD
>YOU ARE A COWARD
COWARD COWARD COWARD
>YOU ARE A COWARD
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>>694194403
you can own rifles and shotguns at 18 in the U.S.
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>>694198292
you can have firearms in austrailia with a special license granted you have good reason to have one
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>>694195446
>no benelli

Shit tier collection faggot
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>>694194736
no, 21 for pistol. 18 for long guns and smooth bores.. rifles and shotguns.
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>>694199420
Going to the safest spot in the home, where a criminal cannot get to me is way fucking safer than a potential shootout with some asshole.

Also way to contridict yourself in fewer than two sentences. You say its not about proving anything, then try to bash me for never standing up for myself. I've stood up to plenty of assholes and been in bar fights. I'm smarter now, and know its better to sometimes to not seek the confrontation.
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>>694195446
if this is really yours and you get caught somewhere with that shitty sawed off they'll take your shit and toss you into pound me in the ass prison.
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UK FAGGOT
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>>694199542
yeah i would be such a hero if i had a gun. in fact i'd be considered a dangerous stupid weirdo if i were to carry a gun around. Just like we think of you stupid fat basterds. There is nothing cool about a gun. You're just showing that you are a coward, not ready to face life without fear. I'm not scared of an intruder or whatever cause it doesn't fucking happen. A gun shows that you are weak and cowardly and scared of anyone going "booh" so you can fiddle around with your fat fingers trying to hit something.
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>>694198994

>proud to be a cuck

disgusting lel
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>>694200701
>thinking sawed offs are illegal
guess how I know you dont know shit about US gun laws.
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>>694193966
Because I live in Canada, and our Royal Canadian Mounted Police are only one quick moose whistle away.

>Some asshole starts trouble
>whip out the ol moose whistle
>a cadre of Mounties charge in within seconds
>mace and tazers for everyone
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>>694193966
I like seeing people when I have to hurt them.
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>>694200296
why would he kill them?

i'd be a coward if i'd carry a gun around all day, showing everyone that i am fucking scared of getting robbed.
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>>694193966
because i see so many stupid people that i dont trust myself
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>>694201093
Under the National Firearms Act (NFA), it is illegal for a private citizen to possess a sawed-off modern smokeless powder shotgun (a shotgun with a barrel length shorter than 18 inches (46 cm) or an overall length shorter than 26 inches
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I don't need one
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>>694200893

Ich bin selbst Deutscher du Feigling, wir sind nocht alle pussys wie du :)

What we can learn from your hardcore autist post

>Germans are 90% cucks
>Policemen use guns, since they are cowards
>If you have fire extinguishers or patches you are a coward because you are afraid of fire and bleeding

Haha, what a pussy you are.
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>>694194056
I hope a mountain lion eats you and the last thought that crosses your retarded cerebral cortex is "if only I had a machine capable of stopping this horrible brutal death with the flick of my finger" >I'm not a weak faggot ya I bet your one bad ass motherfucker huh?
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>>694194403
Why did you feel the need to post immortan Joe?
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>>694193966
Registered felon
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ready for the chimp out
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>>694201276
unless....
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>>694201093
i;m sure you also paid the registration tax and have the stamp for it as well. cunt.
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>>694193966
>why you don't have a firearm

european socialist nanny state shithole
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>>694194632
You can still own a gun matey
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I have 3.
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I don't want to be murdered by my boyfriend with a history of depression.
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>>694201430
no shit
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>23
>upscale living
>dont really care
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im poor
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>>694193966
Don't need a gun, no black people here
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>>694201752
You can buy a Cobra .380 for $99 new.
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>>694201399
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>>694201391
sounds like you need an unregistered gun. Pro tip, under the 5th amendment, prohibited persons are exempt from registration of firearms because it forces them to incriminate themselves.
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1. Yup
2. Policemen use them to prevent further damage when engaged, not to shoot around when scared, unless they are cowards.
3. Fire extinguishers and patches are there to fix up stuff when it happend, not to escalate it and especially not to kill people.
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>>694193966
cuz i'm rich, married and have an average penis.
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>>694202249
I wish you and your husband a very good life, hope you both not shot, raped, and killed by niggers in your lovely home.
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>>694193966
I'm an ausfag
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sold mine cuz I'm moving out of state and I'm not supposed to have it till my probation is up
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Because im in Ireland
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>>694193966
Because I'm a liberal
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>>694204149
Your kind is the reason why guns are needed now more than ever.
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>>694199054
>safest thing I could do is lock myself and my wife in our room, access the attic and call police

And you can still do that if you do own a gun. A big misconception people have is that gun owners seek confrontations, just because they have a gun. Perhaps some do, but they are not the norm. Most seek to avoid, just as you do. But if the criminal finds them anyway, they have a means to defend themselves.
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>>694200296
What kind of cashier job do you have where the gunmen shoot any clerk who doesn't have a gun, but lets the ones who do fire back?
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>>694200204
You don't have a license I'm guessing
>pic or you're a faggot
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i dont live near black people
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>>694193966
Because I live in a country that has a tenth of the problem with violent crime as well as restrictive laws governing firearms. Plus I'm caucasian, so I've got that going for me.
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but... i do
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>>694193966
Ruger SR9 masterrace reporting in.

/thread
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>>694204786
Here's my license to own a gun.
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>>694198902
>real men don't go looking for a fight

see >>694204460
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poor
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>>694196236
I don't hunt, nor do I live in an area where I'm likely to need one.
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>>694204786
Licence to own a gun? Fucking retard.
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gun is cool guy
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>>694193966
Shit's expensive yo
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>>694200058
Don't forget 2-3 furfag threads, kik, and loli.
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>>694205303
I don't see the 2nd Amendment anywhere...
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>>694204460
That is a good point. I know that simply firing a gun into the wall or floor is usually enough to deter 99% of criminals. I don't hate guns, I just don't want to own one.
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>>694205303
Goddamn, you are one stupid fucktard
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I'm poor
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>>694193966
but i do own one.
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>>694205761

Your buttstock sucks ass m8, invest a bit in a new one :p
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got a felony
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I am a woman so of course I have a gun.
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>>694193966
cause i do?
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Because no money :(
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>>694206379
working on it
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>>694193966
I'm not a American,
so don't have to fend off gangs of armed miscreants
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I live in Canada.
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>>694193966
I can molotov. And i has the animal med blowdart. Soon have gun, is ok.
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I live in uk
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>>694206537

I bet you are going for the magpul PRS, since it would be the only stock that makes sense with a barrel that long.
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I'm to poor, but I have knives
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>>694207182
>I live in uk

Shotgun first. Then a big ass bolt gun!
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>>694207030
Make sometime the zipgun for fun. Why buy when can make.
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>>694193966
Because I'm not a puss
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>>694207528

A manual action AR or AK is literally the dumbest thing ever.

Far inferor to a proper Mauser with a Grabenmagazin.
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>>694207500
>I'm to poor, but I have knives

Let Mike tell you how to use them ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kwyCs4gFgI
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>>694193966

Those special nights when even the faggots on /b/ are finally out buying guns....
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>>694205923
Are you fucking stupid?
That's the fucking Declaration of Independence.
The Bill of Rights is pat of the Declaration.
Fucking retard.

>>694206034
Says the fucking idiot who doesn't know what the Declaration is.
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>>694194736
in my state (Virginia) you can private buy (ex:like getting an older friend to buy and resell to you) and open carry is also legal in my state at 18 wit pistols
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>>694194736
Pretty sure you can own at 18, but cant buy till 21
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>>694193966
I don't fucking need one.
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>>694194736
You can own at any time with parental or guardian permission, as long as it is used for shooting competitions, farm work, or the like.
You can buy from a private dealer at 18 legally from the Feds (may vary by state), and from a FFL dealer at 21.
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Broke
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>>694193966
<Implies I don't own a firearm.
Well there's your problem
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>>694193966
I live in NYC
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>>694207878

Don't tell Mike that I told you....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdU4HwLhXrM
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>>694194948
You sound like someone who wants to get rapefugee'd
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>>694193966
daaang devil dubs, cost and depression, so as soon as I'd get one i'd probably kill myself on a down day.
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no gun license
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>>694210256

Mike gonna kill us for letting this shit out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg14Kp1NgTE
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>>694200893
Hey if I come to germany as a refugee can I fuck your wife while you pay for me to live with you? thanks
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>>694195031
Are you a retard
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>>694201276
It's an aow a $5 tax stamp...
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>>694193966
Because killing a deer with a gun is gay pussy shit I kill fucking deer and mountain lions with my bare hands
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too young i guess
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meh got me to post OP.
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>>694211605
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>>694205303

You...uh.....DO know that the Bill of Rights isn't part of the original Constitution, right?
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>>694207529

Nice retarded strawman. Pipes have a useful purpose and are ABUSED when made into bombs, plus the pipes aren't dangerous--the stuff that goes in them is an, SURPRISE! most of the chemicals necessary for that part ARE in fact watched and checked as you buy them!!

FUCK guntards are stupid.
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I live in a whites only community
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>>694211825
>You...uh.....DO know that the Bill of Rights isn't part of the original Constitution, right?

You...uh.....DO know that your brain isn't part of you're body, right?
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poor
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>>694193966
Im not a dumb american.
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>>694193966
need more money, then ill go for a tokarev
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>>694212529

Wow...so, no fooling? You actually are that fucking stupid, huh? Well. I wasn't expecting that. Er....carry on, dumb on.
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>>694199807
The gun isn't there to not get you robbed. It's there when he decides that he doesn't want you calling the cops afterwards.
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When i was 11, my best friend got shot by accident. Also, i have kids and would never be able to live knowing one of them died from an accident
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>>694213080
lol

I knew you did not have a firearm...
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>>694194736
You can't carry it in most states without a license, but in your own home yes. You can legally buy a pistol through a private sale at 18 in most states, but you have to be 21 to buy from a federal dealer.
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>>694197831
I love how this meme of fedora tipping has caught on simply because the majority of people are christian and need a way to discredit atheists. Like, if we lived in a world where everyone watched my little pony, people who didn't like my little pony would be discredited similarly

"yeah im not really into mlp i think its kinda for kids" LOL FEDORA TIPPING MLP HATER LOL TIP YOUR FEDORA SOME MORE
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>>694193966
not legal in my country
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No money
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I would definitely use it to harm myself or others
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>>694210472
kek
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>>694194056
eurofag detected
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>>694211311
The one in the pic is obviously a SBS because there's a stock attached. Therefore it's a $200 tax stamp.
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>>694193966
The only gun I actually would spend money on is an MG42...
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broke ass nigga
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>>694193966
Jews
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Nice try atf. I can neither confirm or deny the amount of funs I do or do not have.
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>>694213440
I knew of a kid in my neighborhood who accidentally drowned in his neighbor's pool.
I knew a kid who broke his shoulder falling off a bike.
I knew a teen who committed suicide with a knife.
My cousin died as a passenger in a car accident.
So, you gonna not allow your kids to go swimming, have cooking knives in your house, transport your kids via vehicle, or ride a bike?
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Always remember.

Even if you are a basement dwelling fat ass /b/tard. If you have a gun, you can save the day! (and you parents beer delivery)

Vid relate
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>>694194056
I bet you feel safe with your katana
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>>694200091
Ambush the fuck. You know your house, they don't.
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>>694193966

Because i am a master of the blade
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>>694194183
You don't need a seatbelt until you get into a bad crash, either. But that'll never happen, hey anon?
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because im not an amerifag that thinks everyone is out to get muh freedom
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>>694214213

Sad thing is you'd likely get in a lot more trouble fucking an assailant up with a sword than a gun. Swords don't have an army of braindead rednecks and a terrorist organization that profits on the murders committed by them behind them to dampen the legislature.

FUCK Americans are goddamn retards.
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>>694199807
>They left you alive...
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>>694193966
Unable to legally carry one due to mental health status.

My only other option would be meeting someone for a face-to-face sale on a guncraiglists site.
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A special message from /k/.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTI5I6gtu3Y
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>>694196803
I live in Canada too. I have a room full of firearms.
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after waiting 30 seconds :^)
I do own one and only one, a functioning Mosin Nagant.
Would post pics but not home, on vacation
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>>694193966
Laws
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I'm in OZ, back home i had a 38, nothing "special"
Get it?
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I'm saving money for a gun. (not enough money my way)
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>>694214621
I live in canada too and handguns are pointless because of the restriction, don't fool yourself in thinking you have it better than Americans with gun laws.
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whats the law for PA regarding buying a handgun?
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>>694194736
if you live in Utah then yeah you can do a "straw purchase"
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No concealed carry in Ontario, Canada.
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