What has /b/ caught on Pokemon Go?
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What has /b/ caught on Pokemon Go?
>>694193375
Cancer.
>>694193508
/TREAD
PC Masterrace doesn't have time for your pleb activities
>>694193375
for me pokemon go is down now (netherlands)
>>694194157
mine has been glitching out lately (USA)
Who has the Mew picture?
>>694194024
/thread
Some of 'em
caught a pigeotto yesterday
a ratatata today
>>694195441
also theres a lot of pigeottos in my room
mfw cant find a mew or rengar or something cool
Anyone know how to get a snorlax?
Started yesterday I got like 7 pokemon, they were all outside my house, and its usually down
All i've caught is eggxecute :/
>>694195671
No idea but I saw one pop up three feet away at a college campus today.
Good luck finding them though, their range is massive
Wish you could earn coins more easily in the game honestly
>>694195875
wow and u didnt catch it?
Virginity
I can't find eggsecute, doduo, snorlax, scyther or dratini but I want them so bad
aids
Social Anxiety
Where do I get 10km eggs?
>>694196299
At PokéStops. I have 2 10km eggs in incubators atm
>>694196454
I've only found 2km and 5km
>>694196299
STFU kid
>>694196568
Here you go for info about the eggs
Feel like I'm doing alright. Kind of pissed though that I couldn't find a snorelack that spawned today.
>>694195798
>floatzel
kek/10
>>694193375
My best
What are the shaded Pokemon
>>694194024
Just like no woman has time for your micropenis, you irritating neckbeard
>>694193375
I got a jigglypuff from a 2km egg
Team Mystic ftw
>>694196934
Gastly, Metapod, and Oddish you pleb
>>694196934
Gastly, metapod, and oddish
Pokemon trainer club down for me in the states
>>694195970
Found a Dratini today, but the game glitched when I threw the ball. Not that bummed thought, probably need around 50 of 'em to get Dragonite
>>694196934
Ghastly
Metapod
Oddish
>>694195441
Same plus a couple Weedle's.
was pretty bummed i couldnt play cause i have a windows phone but i realised today i have a android tablet. I just used some incense but the servers went down and I can't get back on fml
I got a tangala, how rare is that?
>>694196697
i have a 20km one?
>>694195476
dude in my neighborhood hatched this from an egg haha you dont happen to live in Va-beach do you
i caught charmander at a gay bathhouse yesterday
>>694197397
2.0 pleb
>>694197528
Nope I found it at a truck stop in iowa
fucking Australia server down
>>694197391
Get a life
>>694197294
That server issue has just about gotten me to stop playing.
>>694197534
it was probably just a 10km one and im a dumbass
>>694193375
a car
>>694197713
Sounds like you jel
>>694197765
hopefully it gets fixed soon, was out at 1am after just got the game to work and the servers kept going up and down
Some
>>694195392
charge your fucking phone
>>694197683
Ha, Canada here playing from the APK, stealing ur servers.
>>694197880
I had it working fine till 3;45 pm then didn't get in again till about 7;00pm.
My strongest. I have a bunch of rare shit but not near this cp
Lucky catch
>>694193375
Syphilis
>>694196941
Triggered
Egg hatched
Not a goddamn thing... "Can't find GPS."
Every other fucking app can, you fucking piece of garbage program.
>>694198041
>vape naysh
God damn you
>>694197765
It's new. It'll be fixed soon enough.
What is with these high CP nerds, are you buying it or something?
>>694193508
First post, best post
Really though this is my second day playing and all I've caught is frustration, irritation, a since of unfair play, disgust in pokemon as a franchise and a sense of disappointment. It has made me realize tho: I like things that are unproductive to relax, but I hate things that are annoying and unproductive.
>>694198219
How the fuck do u have so much stardust my man
>>694198326
That or gps spoofing
>>694198041
wtf is this shit? go inside dude
>>694198360
Not him but you just got to catch everything you see. Don't worry if you have the Pokemon already, just catch whatever you see. Its pretty important that you do.
>>694193375
i have collected all the pokemon, they are all over 2k cp, I beat the game. I control 27 different gyms. I'm number one in the world
i'm unable to log in with pokemon club (login option missing entirely) anyone know why?
>>694198360
Caught a lot of random shitty Pokemon just to get my stardust up
>>694196799
Ford taurus eh. Did you just get rid of yours?
>>694198360
bots are awesome.
>>694193375
nothing im a fucking cripple with no car in the hillbilly countryside
Doing average
>>694198326
average CP of wild pokemon as well as max CP goes up with trainer level. Pretty easy to use 1 lucky egg right when 9 eggs are timed to go off and you have a fuck ton of evolves to do. Just have to plan for it.
Once you are higher trainer level and you catch a level 500 something Eevee and evolve it, it'll turn into a monster like this guy >>694198041
>>694195025
was faake as fucck. compare text of every other PokeGo picture and you will see the text shop. It's terrible, also stop beinng a faggot.
>>694198332
unfair play? like people cheating?
why would you bother in this game
One step closer to Gengar
>>694198653
sorry dude
>>694198607
Nope mine is still going strong. Although it probably won't survive this winter, but that's fine since I'm getting a new car soon anyway.
>be a retarded memelord nerd gamer and all that other cringy degenerate garbage
>go to workout every weekday in park with friends
>night falls as we finish up with a run
>assloads of college age neckbeards show up phone in hands
mfw the 2 hours each day im not a fucking manchild are being ruined by this FUCKING CANCER
>>694199002
Sounds familiar
I walked 11 miles yesterday and got lost on a highway
>>694199298
They only way to beat them is control all the gyms. They will be in constant butthurt. Now go out and train my man.
>>694199365
Cancer, is that you?
>>694198469
>GPS spoofing is very real.
Protip: he is inside.
Started two days ago
>>694198549
Oh ok. Does releasing them take away your stardut. Cuzi caught about 5 weedle but im kind of ocd even about stupid shit like this, seeing all those weedle fucked with me and i had to send them all to the professor but one
>>694199627
Warm
>>694198901
i was at a park and some dude evolved a haunter to gengar
was only 200 cp but fuckin gengar tho
I just started and I named my charmander Bongfire
>>694199496
>Venomoth is mothra
>not volcarona
>>694193508
be strong
>>694195392
How do you evolve Eevees to the different evolutions anon?
How would one gps spoof on iOS
>>694200005
As far as I have found it is random
>>694199760
I assure you I haven't spoofed location data. Trust me, it is the internet.
>>694200063
Jailbreak your phone and install one of the many apps to do it. Careful though as Niantic has been pretty harsh with bans for their previous games.
Nothing, I always thought smart phones were kinda lame so now I don't have one.
>>694200063
I have a GPS spoofer, it does not work on Pokemon GO, at least for androids. It makes the app loose his connection
>>694199783
No, you do not loose stardust. And you gain candy, so I strongly recommend sending all but the strongest one you have.
>>694193375
Haven't been able to leave the house much, but I caught a Vulpix this morning
Going out of town tomorrow so maybe I'll catch something while I'm there
>>694200063
Jailbreak and install tsprotector and location faker.
Make sure you only move in small increments otherwise you get banned also you can't hatch any eggs if it doesn't think you are walking
I got this badboy today on my way home
Does someone have the picture of the Mew?
>>694201031
Damn where?
>>694200777
>777
you gonna catch somethin good
>>694201031
Hope you named him badboy
I can't catch shit on this fucking game. Been looking around since it got released and the only pokemon I have is the one they give you during the tutorial.
I would use the incense shit and walk around the block and get a notice there was like 2-3 in the area but can never find them or they just disappear. probably gonna uninstall this shit.
Do you have to evolve the pokemons yourself, or can you find like a Charizard?
>>694201406
Both
>>694196697
Got jynx from a 5km egg yesterday.
>>694201274
Thanks man
>mfw a Snorlax showed up in my house and later that day a Snorlax spawned down my street
Thank you RNG, now where's my electabuzz
>>694198219
Good luck getting enough candy to get to dragonite anytime soon. That said I fucking hate you and wish I had that.
>>694198219
Jelly
>>694201031
Bastard, where did you get it?
>>694200495
just tighten it up
i went under a truck on my block and caught mew
>>694201928
Snorlax spawn near their own
>>694199774
>>694199496
>>694199455
How do you guys level up your Pokemon so fast?
Shit
>>694199298
Cry more faggot
>>694198360
Not him. I spent 45 minutes in my downtown area and went from 3llike 300 to 3100.
>>694202976
Here is template
>>694202976
And here is my high cp list
I'm level 20 and didn't really play today because work was hectic
>>694198680
Your cat gave me major tamogatchi nostalgia
Wtf kind of pokestop is this
>>694193508
Pretty much. Shit game
>>694193375
I caught HIV.. damn that trainer was hot though
bitch broke my phone when I tried to get a pic of her to
>>694203305
damn i wish we had that many eevees by me
>>694203735
More people need to name their pokemon
>>694193375
Depression because I'm Canadian
>>694203876
i use mine to spread bernie propaganda around town at the gyms
>>694193375
HIV.
>>694204036
Just go download the APK or switch your itunes account to US or however they do it. So many people already playing it in Canada buddeh.
>>694203876
Havent made progress today cause servers are shit but here's the latest screen cap
>>694203862
I've got eevees out the ass
But I've only seen one drowsee and no hypno while some areas get them out the ass
>>694203505
Put a lure module out to fuck the kids that come there
>>694204148
The names show up for the player only. To others it displays the Pokemon's name.
Source, my girlfriend and I took a gym, Hers didn't display my pokes name
>>694202437
Proof???
>>694204782
i see other players names
>>694204782
Did you name it before or after taking the gym
I've seen altered poke names at gyms
Doing alright. I've seen some ppl with like 2k CP pokemons already though
Gonna go down to my local park and farm some squirtles tomorrow. Getting close to a Blastoise
I caught a snozberry
>>694205058
plz mercy senpai
1/3 My best.
Me and my friend are walking and we found it i couldnt catch it , he did
I cried
>>694205409
2/3
>>694193508
Shit game for shitheads.
So are you guys just white people dropping money on this to get high cp? I've been walking around catching plenty of Pokemon and leveling them up. I've only spent like 5 or 6 hours walking around tho. How much time do you high cp guys invest?
>>694196697
I've heard that longer distance eggs don't guarantee a rare pokemon, but just increase the chance of getting a rare one.
>>694205481
3/3 neat eevee fact for you guys
>>694205409
>>694197926
How'd you get so many growlithe
>>694202383
Honestly, in the middle of a street lol
>>694205545
They spoof gps. No one on /b/ actually leaves their house.
Now get out summer.
>>694205545
Couple of hour every day. Catch all you can, wait until you've got mad evolve game, pop a lucky egg and watch your XP bar fill up like niggers at a KFC grand opening.
Pro tip: All the high lvl faggots says you should save up all your dust until you hit at least lvl 20
>>694205639
That was already disproven
>>694205639
This is wrong loser
>>694205639
Didn't know this, thanks anon
Looks like I'll have a Flareon and a Jolteon in my collection if I can ever get enough candies to evolve them
how do i catch the fucking things?
Here is my squad.
I caught a 12 years old blond boy at local park
>>694201310
And this is for the guy who wanted me to name him "BadBoy" lol
>>694198901
just got haunter a little bit ago, only 25 more gastlys before I can evolve it...
>be me
>Friends and I all have strong anti-Semitic views
>We create gang on Pokemon Go
>We eventually take over the entire neighbourhood as we hoist the Team Valor Flag
>We've claimed the land
>We walk in groups to Pokestops to charge people to use them
>We beat the occasional person
>We are officially a mob
>We only use Weezings, all of which are named Zyklon B
>Mfw I started an anti-Semitic gang
>>694206316
thats not rare.
I caught a Pikachu on my pussy. 11/10 Would fuck again.
I found a little boy using a beacon i put.
Currently looking in DC for mewtwo
>>694195798
underrated kek post
>>694195941
kek
>>694206352
How do you find them
>>694193375
There is a meowx in the middle of a major road, I'm waiting for traffic to die down so I can go get it
>>694206961
fake and gay
so are they only on roads or can you hike through the woods and find them?
>>694197777
Under-rated quads
First day playing. Went to downtown of the town I live in. Going again tomorrow
>>694205058
gay
How do you find ghastly
I stayed at home for the past week.
>>694193375
anyone notice pokemon GO is better than tinder?
>in gaytown catching pokemon (oddly enough clefairy only appears in west hollywood)
>go into a restaurant to catch a clefairy
>the chef keeps trying to get me to buy food
>goes through the entire menu with extreme hype
>hes cute af, young blond and slight curls
>i cave and buy cake
>admit i only came into catch a pokemon
>he says he wants to make a site for buying and selling rare pokemon once trading is open
>asks for my number so i can advise him
>i oblige
>unsurei f hes straight or gay
>uses 'bro' without it sounding forced
>last time i asked a guy out in this situation he was straight (currently my best friend of three years tho)
>cave and askl him to dinner
>'just to clarify im asking you on a bit of a date'
>he responds with 'im off work tomorrow :p'
and thats how pokemon GO got me a date.
My team
Not much
>>694207341
gastly seems to like showing up a few times a day near my apt, so I walk down and catch them every chance I get. haven't seen a wild haunter before but I know people have caught them
>>694208391
that's a lot of CP
>>694203053
i don't see poliwag
>>694207341
btw I live on the outskirts of a pretty small city (~120k people) but I have never seen a gastly downtown. I still can't figure out if geography/location has much to do with what can spawn where
>>694209321
it doesnt seem so. i imagine they have a pattern where, say if you travel directly east, certain pokemon would fade out, certain ones would fade in. go on forever and you'd catch em all
>>694194157
Go die (Minas Morgul)
So I've heard that the best way to mass level is to stack pidgey or caterpie and wait til you get a lucky egg, then evo them all along with mass catches. Is this true? If so whats a good number of them to eve and/or farm some catches?
>>694209432
true, I've had krabby and a seel spawn near my apt but I live nowhere near any body of water... but there seems to be a big difference between what i've seen near my apt compared to downtown area
>>694209918
its the only pattern ive noticed but it makes sense.
considering how wide this release is it'd be really hard for them to set this up, plus it'd be a little unfair for those who are in pretty specific climates.
though i am noticing a lack of water pokemon so maybe im wrong. i have seen others catch em in normal areas though.
in the beta parks had fake little lakes in the graphics but i havent seen any since hte official release.
why the fuck aren't any pokemans showing up for me? I finally got a chance to make a trainer account because the stupid fucking app would crash if I tried to use a google account but I forgot to verify my email afterwards. There were some when I played for like 30 minutes and it showed that there was two pokestops and a gym nearby but when I launch the app now nothing shows up.
do I need to wait for the minuscule chance that I may finally verify my email because the fucking website is under profile creation restriction?
how the fuck has this launch been so bad. I just want to play the fucking game.
>>694208590
fuck you
>>694210224
Should probably just stay inside tbh.
You are all a bunch of lifeless faggots. Get a life. Stop playing with anime cartoons and get a real fucking dog or something.
>>694198867
So you don't have to leave your house when you're doing chores or just waiting for the matchmaking to pop-up
I do it and it's great. There's a gym near me that turned out to be an historical location, and the only way to visit it is by booking a tour of the site, so I faked my location and got the gym
>>694202538
Faking GPS location
>>694210106
interesting... it would be really cool if there was a website to track what pokemon have been caught where. it's details like these that I wish the pokemon go people would clarify so we don't have to speculate
>>694203053
Staryu is extremely common in my area
>>694193375
did you guys know that you can dodge attacks from enemy pokemon by swiping?
hatched from 10K egg JUST now fuckers
Meh
>>694211079
You evolved your shit too early. Should having waited.
>>694211408
Yea figured that shit out
>>694195670
>rengar
My strongest stuff. I have some more interesting stuff lower down.
>>694210997
I fucking hate the battle system. how am I supposed to swipe at the right moment to dodge the attacks? the special attacks are easy to dodge since it warms you, but I can never time the basic attacks right
>>694211050
>343 cp
>2 XS
lel have fun faggot
>>694207341
i found a little boy
he's being quiet right now
Evolved these beauties today!
Ofc /b/ hates this game because fat fucks wont move
I fucking love this game!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vF-VkaEy5k
>>694195798
Kek
who here has the most complete pokedex?
We're can I catch a ghastly
>>694193375
aids
>>694203614
Agreed. They have a chance. Build fighting against nearby players and updates and lose the pay to win style... it could be bigger than dare i say... wow.
>>694212284
>all those pokemon
>android
hows being a virgin
>>694212446
really? I thought 47 would be on the low side
>>694212334
At night is apparently the best time
>>694212284
>>694211878
>>694211913
>>694212446
>>694212603
I think most people with crazy pokedexs are cheaters
Someone today told me that you should upgrade your pokemon before you evolve them, not after. Is there any logic to this? I don't really know the mechanics well
>>694193375
>>694213236
yah cheating in this game is shameful and its so hard to catch thees fuck.
also ep3 is done. :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb8bFt1EzTQ
PS recaptcha is broken
>>694212603
>>694212446
I only played this game today and have over 50 captured. Maybe it's because i went to a park, but still 47 isn't crazy
>Pokemon Go
>not Ingress
>>694212408
They'd have to make the battle system better, too. I don't think it'll come close to surpassing WoW without some depth.
It was always said a hypothetical Pokemon MMO, if done right, would be the game that could dethrone Blizzard.
lvl18
Nothing too cool yet
>>694194024
At least I can take mine with me.
>>694213951
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>694214074
Current dex
>>694200175
>>694200005
its not random, its based on their second attack
>>694193375
snorlax, eggsecutor, a bunch of other shit, but I hike and am pretty active.
Sucks I got to be an adult and not go outside to catch this warturtle fucking work
>>694195670
Rengar, you mean Gengar
>>694214238
Come on, son. You couldn't even edit it with Pokemon references to make it relevant?
Poor form.
>>694213236
How the fuck you can cheat in this game?
Duck you group of Chinks this machamp is mine
>>694206366
Banned in Europe
>>694195476
All hail our Lord and saviour, Helix
Don't even know how this happened
Went to the park and ran into like 3 of these fuckers, transferred the rest
Jelly?
ALL THE USERNAME I WANT TO USE ARE ALLREADY TAKEN
FUCKING NORMIE STEALING MYUSICAL REFERENCE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A nigger
>>694215813
>>694215885
>>694215970
>>694216074
These are all mine. Should I evolve my eevee yet? I have enough candy to do two I think
I have a fucking iPhone 4
RIP
>>694216150
Pls help me find a name
>>694208500
>implying you actually have to get as close as inside the store to catch it.
go be a faggot elsewhere
>>694199455
Whatsup with Jordan's mom?
>>694216533
Depend on how big the store is but he's still a literal faggot
>>694216324
if dubs call yourself McNigger
Lvl 9 total pleb
How the fuck do you get more candy to evolve them?
>>694199760
Spoofing doesn't work in this atkeast not on android, it will give you constant "cant find gps"
>>694208500
fuckin faggot
>>694216324
Hmm....
Master Of Puppets?
>>694216150
WEW LAD
FUCKING YOUTHANASIA WITHA L MIN WASN'T TAKEN
>>694217045
Was too long :(
>>694216138
If you aren't a fag, name it shit tray for proof you own it
this
I'm to lazy to walk outside and hatch my eggs (Plus its midnight), so I taped my phone to a ceiling fan to trick it into thinking im walking.
>>694202437
Kek the good old days
>>694217213
What have you done you madman
>>694198360
>Implying thats a lot
Boom.
>>694195392
MODS MODS MODS
>>694214074
what do those blue things next to some of your Pokemon mean?
Well my fucking pokemon adventure can finaly begin
Tommorow
>>694217726
Too far behind don't start. Feel bad.
>>694216138
shooped
>>694217419
Damn, im jelly.
Dragonair is a very elegant pokemon, one of my faves.
>>694217361
Does this work I'm gonna do it right now
