Waifu claiming thread.
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>>694164541
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>694175053
claimed
Claiming best girlie!
Rory-sama claimed
>>694174939
See ya dude.
>>694174847
It's just easier for me to play Mercy, but I've played support a lot in various games, so I guess I'm used to posistioning and whatever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5lZXCnh5So
>>694175187
>>694175209
>ooooo boy
>>694175209
Too slow kiddo.
>>694174987
>Dr.Pepper
Your cleavage pic isn't going to sway me away from the party of purity~
>>694175000
>Makoto
Because you hate me?
>>694175329
>implying he cares
>>694175356
I don't! I could never!
>I need to start packing up my stuff to head home now
>>694175356
>Boat
"Party of purity."? I see. I think I can change that~
>>694175388
I mean considering he pulled the "trips to steal" rule on me he can try and roll trips if he wants it this thread. I claimed first, right?
does she count?
Back from work claim.
>Hulu and Unwind edition.
>The one time I'm not complaining about the Captcha being food.
>>694175698
That you did, but he's not gonna stop posting. You can't really enforce the rules either.
>>694175686
Auto correct fucked me over, meant "path of purity"
Oh-uh...
>>694175670
Might be another of your tricks...
>see ya soon friend
>>694175187
Fok m8, he got ya
Bet 'e's 'avin a giggle, m8
>>694175388
>implying we care what you have to say
>implying you're not samefagging as new kurisu
>implying actual kurisu isnt a retarded RPing cuck
>implying you aren't a cancerous newfag
>>694175775
She does indeed. 3D animation = 2D media.
>>694175698
Listen dude. I'm not gonna start a war. Do what you want man. I'm gonna continue conversations I have, and you can do the same. As I said, I personally do not care. We do not need another Snek, or Megu war.
If your waifu played in a band? What instrument would she play??
Guitar for sure for me.
Back and claimed.
Who would star a war over a terrible waifu anyway?
>>694175960
>implying i care about what a guy says that's too scared to show his face when saying his mind
>>694176027
Keyboard, obviously
>>694175952
>White tee only
Hnng.
"Path of purity.". Is that what you tell yourself~?
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>694176003
So why did you bother saying "Sorry bro. I personally don't care, but rules is rules."?
If rules is rules, don't post Kurisu if I claim first. If you don't give a fuck, don't mention it lmao. I'm just doing this cause you did, I'm new to this whole waifu fagging thing.
>>694175909
Definitely true, this IS 4chan.
>>694173892
Yeah it's hot as balls today here. Where are you from?
>>694175960
>Chats shit.
>Still not man enough to identify himself.
Oh I am laffin.
>>694176089
You Know Gasai,
Megumin
Minumin
Etc.
>>694176163
>being this cancerous
Maybe I don't have a waifu, faggot
>>694176027
She wouldnt be in a band. If she were an idol though, which she is, she would sing.
>>694175960
And just for reference dude, I'm not whoever that guy is.
>>694176381
Yes you do. Or you have an avatar, whatever you refer to it as.
>>694175214
rwby?
>>694176027
Something with strings
>>694176308
Good question. Dunno honestly. Like I said, I don't care. We literally just avatar fag in here, so I mean. I don't wanna be an asshole by any means. I prefer to be enjoyed by the peeps that join this thread. I apologize. Truce?
>>694176480
>jumping to conclusions this fast
Well, I'm buying apple sauce
#694176699
Attention whoring faggot
>>694176172
I will not sway so easily!
>>694176698
I guess you could be one of those shut out old fags that pretends like they left.
>>694176839
Here's a (you)
>>694176905
I do not believe that at all, friendo.
I have pictures from times you haaave~
No one claimed Megumin?
WTF
>>694176588
Of course man, I don't care either lol. I was just doing it because you were haha. Like I said I have no clue how the rules work in this shit really.
>using avatars and signatures that anyone can steal
>using them on a forced anon board
>>694176959
Not close faggot
>>694177030
Aight coolio. Anyway, how goes it man?
>>694177009
You fuck ;-;
>>694177025
Fuck off seasonal trash
There is already 2 megumin claimed
>>694177202
Pretty good I guess, kinda fucking hot in my room though and I'm dying.
Hby?
K K K Fine Sicker than your average nigger killer Twist niggers' heads off Niggers fucking stink niggers and gators Chickenwing-eating players Triple K hooligans like Moon Man Dead right, if they head right Fucking your mom every night Moon Man’s been smooth since days of killing jews Never lose, never choose to Lynch jews who do something to us Talk go through us, your mom walked to us Get on a rape bus, screw us, screw us Yeah, KKK Nigger babies I don’t give a fuck Stick it up the butt Dare I not see at your ripe cherry pussy Bang every porch monkey easily, busily Recently niggers fronting ain’t saying nothing My cock nigga, suck it Triple K mafia, we’re on it
>>694177487
Fuck off Mugi
[Audrina] Moon Man, Moon Man, can’t you see Spics and niggers need to hang from trees And I just love your racist ways I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great Moon Man, Moon Man, can’t you see Spics and niggers need to hang from trees And I just love your racist ways I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great
I put niggers underground without a sound You minorities can’t step to me All spics need to go back to Mexico Every Jew be stealing money from you and me Now who’s the real dookie All you niggers smell like shit You niggers can ride my dick Spear chuckers pushing up sticks Ooga booga, go back to Africa I don’t know why I hate blacks Oh yeah, it’s because they look and smell like ass Quit throwing your chicken bones on the sidewalk Spics need to learn some English talk I don’t give a fuck about your mama Jizzing on her face ain’t no drama It’s probably different than the nigger cock she’s used to Kill a nigger and skullfuck a jew
>>694177182
>using them on a forced anon board
Well that would be what namesync is for, really.
>>694177301
>
>>694177458
>using texting abbreviations
Summerfag BTFO
>>694177487
Top kekklos
[Audrina] Moon Man, Moon Man, can’t you see Spics and niggers need to hang from trees And I just love your racist ways I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great Moon Man, Moon Man, can’t you see Spics and niggers need to hang from trees And I just love your racist ways I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great
[Sun Man] Everything you be saying is offensive to me As a proud African American I would have used my right to free speech Moon Man you need to stop the hate After all we are one universal race
Fuck off nigger, I don’t give a fuck about people of other colors Get the fuck out, you ain’t my brother Why don’t you go and fuck a hyena When it’s dark outside I can’t even see ya
[Audrina] Moon Man, Moon Man, can’t you see Spics and niggers need to hang from trees And I just love your racist ways I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great Moon Man, Moon Man, can’t you see Spics and niggers need to hang from trees And I just love your racist ways I guess that’s why their mom is black and you’re so great
This is Moon Man here telling you niggers to take a long walk off a short pier Vote 5, faggots, and I’m out of here
>>694177458
Pretty good. Can't really complain honestly.
>>694177602
And namesync is for cocksucking literal attention whores.
Name one that doesn't try to shitpost or blog
>>694177835
>>694177621
>>694177458
>two retarded blogger trash
I will grant you one wish.
What will it be?
>>694177970
stop posting
>>694177854
Well, I won't pretend I don't shitpost
I am Australian, it's sort of our national hobby.
>>694178018
Why?
>>694177970
Shitposters to regain their passion of shitposting.
>>694178072
Nef, how is back my aussie dad
>>694177621
>
>>694177970
I wish to stop being a lazy fuck
>>694176839
is it attention whoring to post my waifu now?
>>694177970
that i could know who your waifu is
>>694177970
The thread to normalise
>>694177970
A painless death.
kthxbye.
did you get your meds Nef
best
>>694178072
>national hobby
Being a faggot is a hobby?
>>694177970
For namesync and cancerous waifus to die in a fire
>>694178185
I think the rip is healing but the jelly is still causing nerve problems
My leg is hella stiff when I wake up. Sitting down becomes really unpleasant.
But the jelly should dissolve eventually
I'm hoping to be in good enough shape to go to work on Friday
>>694178192
>
claimed
>>694177631
Keep trying breh I've been browsing since '03.
Also why are you targeting me man? This is like my third time posting in these threads.
>>694178234
>
>>694178426
Well, it's more like a sport
>>694178352
No, it's 7.45am
I'll get them when I go for lunch
I still have enough paracetamol and tramadol for a few days. It's only the ibuprofen and the codeine that need refilling, and I still have 1 day of those left.
QOTT: Would you do lewd things with your waifu, and if you would, what would you want to do?
>>694178437
I've been worried, I'm glad you're starting to get better
>>694178620
Im sorry, but who are you and why are you pretending to be an Aussie?
>>694178666
>Satan Bazza of truth
>>694178666
Well it was always gonna take a while. Herniated disc ain't an over-night rest fix.
>>694178640
Yes
Just about everything
>>694178640
Handholding.
You heard me.
>>694178666
Nicre trips satan
>>694178640
Sexual intercourse, only for the purpose of reproducing though.
>>694178614
Prove it newfag
>>694178620
You need help. Fake faggot
>>694178640
>trying to shitpost
Here is your (You) don't spend it all in one place
>>694178916
Well fuck me. Im really out of it today.
>>694178614
Why do newfags like you always have to reach too high?
You could have gone for a more realistic '08 but no you always have to go for retarded '03.
>>694178957
You fucking pig! She's a human!
>>694178957
Come on man, this is supposed to be a child friendly board.
>>694178570
a cutie
>>694178640
yes
whatever she wanted
>>694178957
YUI MONSTER
>>694178916
I'm Malcolm Turnbull.
I'm here doing research on waifus so I can fulfil my election promise of making waifus real.
>>694179001
You caught me
I'm not actually a faggot
I just pretend to be gay so I can get chicks
>>694178977
Not even the meme, newfag
>consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>>694179062
Fucking this.
>>694178640
I would ask to expose her ankle.
>>694178620
RIP u when it runs out
whats for lunch?
i am still surprised that you havent been ordered to wear a back brace
>>694178180
Granted, all of them move on to /v/ and /pol/.
>>694178192
Granted, in a few years it will kick in.
>>694178226
Granted, Nonon Jakuzure. you can't get more smug and cute than her.
>>694178234
Granted, it will happen once we hit image limit.
>>694178342
Granted, but not today.
>>694178426
Granted, but those that literally have cancer.
>>694179179
Malcolm wouldnt have a waifu you nong. Hes too busy trying to privatise Medicare.
Our only hope is Pauline Hanson.
>>694179228
Oh, fuuuuck... that's kinky
>>694179087
>>694179120
>>694179166
I'm sorry everyone.
Just fucking ban me.
>>694179001
>implying you can prove something like that
Prove you're not a faggot.
>>694179062
Not a newfag but again I can't prove it. Don't really need to either man.
>>694178640
I want her to sit on my face.
>>694179269
I don't know, probably some japanese.
>>694179414
All Liberal members must have a waifu
Tony Abbott's waifu is that tit-monster Orihime from Bleach. He's a bit old fashioned.
John Howard has an Asuka dakimakura. Evangelion was his jam.
>Our only hope is Pauline Hanson.
She's back and in the senate. Niggas can't keep her down
>>694178520
WEW
>>694179354
Thank ye, oh great one
>>694179474
I'm with you my man
>>694178640
Yes
Marriage
>>694179179
>look at me! I'm soo witty
Pull a Kurt Cobaine
>>694179087
>>694179120
>>694179166
>>694178957
You are all retarded newfags trying to fit in
>>694179354
No. Those who are Fucking retards and try to be cool
>>694179490
I'm not a bundle of sticks used to burn people at the stake, nor am I a gatherer of said sticks
And you can prove something like that.
>>694179474
Blow brains out
>>694179742
I want you to commit suicide
But, not unlike what you want, its most likely never going to happen
>>694179742
Uhhhhhhhhhhh øœöòóôôõèéêëà áâãäåæïîÃì
>>694178640
Of course. Hold hands and get married
>yes, it's the real Prinz
>>694179986
I'm more of a Kurt Cocaine guy
>>694179986
That's not proof, your word isn't proof you fucking imbecile.
And no, you can't prove something like that.
>>694179986
Guy who lives for the (you)s.
>>694179986
here have your (You)
>>694180109
the real hugs?
QotT: Why can't my waifu be real and can I fap to her?
>>694179986
Here's that (You) you wanted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaAzHJQrqcM
>>694180109
Best ship QT
>inb4 the other shitty chen poster beings poster
>>694179850
you should post pics of said food
>>694180266
Sachiiiiiii~
>tight hugs
It is me, yes
>>694180021
>
>>694180109
PRINZIE~
>>694179850
Liberals are too prim and proper for waifus. And Labor are too down and dirty. If anyone, Krudd had Joleyne Joestar as a waifu.
>shes in the Senate
Whats the bet she puts forward a proposal like banning Halal Vegemite? If only for the keks.
>Muslims hate Vegemite anyway
>If its no longer halal they clain discrimination
>If it is they claim they dont want it to be halal
>>694179986
>You are all retarded newfags trying to fit in
Let me guess, you've also been posting since 2003?
>>694180334
She is real in your mind, and no.
>>694180357
Hello yuuko~!
>happy hugs
>>694180441
DISCOUNT MEGUMIN
>hugs
>>694179986
You already made your wish.
>>694180441
W-What? W-Why all the blush?
what
>>694180735
You may have activated the botes rape function. Run now!
>>694180622
>discount megumin
Oh... well I didn't want your discount hug anyway
>>694180735
How can one not blush after they receive a heart shaped hand gesture!?
>>694180374
It's pretty decent, but it's just gonna be teriyaki chicken on rice.
Get myself a fruit and vegetable drink on the side
>>694180498
>Liberals are too prim and proper for waifus
People with waifus are prim and proper people.
>Whats the bet she puts forward a proposal like banning Halal Vegemite?
Wouldn't be surprised, although she's shooting at the wrong angle. She'd have more luck asking for an investigation into where the halal certification money goes. Plays on fear nicely.
This term might actually be pretty interesting
I don't think Liberals gonna do anything hardcore like cut the minimum weekend penalty rates or privatise anything big. They seem pretty scared after they almost got stuck with a hung parliament.
>>694180109
Fake prinz
If real
I steal
>>694180187
Why would anyone lie about their sexuality on an anonymous image board? Literally no point
>>694180374
Literally who?
>>694180512
Nope since December of 2007
>>694180341
Such a compelling argument
>>694180266
Wow, so original.
>>694180264
Are you even trying?
What about Ika? Karen? Just because you're jealous of my poplarity doesnt mean I'm an attention whore
I guess I should reveal myself. Like it even matters
Amatsukaze claim
Non-discount waifu edition
>>694180967
>What about Ika? Karen?
They have a personality.
>>694180952
Oh wow okay
>takes back hug
>>694180967
Oh no I'm definitely the real one.
>>694180958
still sounds good tbh
post pics pls
>>694180766
Mugi
>>694180952
>hugs
>>694180894
I don't actually think Amatsu's a Rape Bote! Unless Amatsu rapes people in WoWs, but I don't think there's an Amatsu ship in it!
>>694180952
I suppose that's pretty true...but it's not like I meant anything by it, b-baka!
got eem
>>694181294
Urgh, if I bring my phone I'll take a picture
But that really does make me feel like one of those instagram faggots.
>>694181129
Amatsuuu~
>>694180404
PRINNNZZZZ
how you been?
>less tight hugs
>>694179354
oh nice
>>694180766
memes or somthing
>>694180967
yes
i see shitpost i give (You)
>>694181602
Great to see you as always.
Happy you're happy.
>>694181256
Lily~
>>694181260
You hurt my feelings ;-;
>>694181413
Thanks Yuuko!
>>694181430
Tsun~
>>694181608
Wrong one~
>>694181689
I've been doing well, heh. I've been really busy for awhile. Had a little bit of open time so I thought id pop in and say hi
What about you?
>soft hugs
(cock/turk)roaches need not apply here
>>694181504
its cook, you dont have to, it is just teriyaki chicken after all
has playing Europa become boring for you yet?
>>694181689
yeah dude manke memays
>>694181219
>implying my personality isn't being an asshole
>>694181260
Prove it,
>>694181689
So when you see cancer you reciprocate with cancer? Please explain your reasoning
>>694181956
Not really, but I have been busy with shitposting and sleeping.
Europa is also a FANTASTIC game for listening to podcasts or whatever. I have it set to windowed fullscreen so I can alt-tab constantly.
Just listening to plague of gripes or yahtzee do playthroughs and conquering the infidels.
>>694181924
I am not a tsun!
>>694181924
Well I didn't know >~>
>>694182281
>shitposting
Do not say shitposting when you aren't shitposting, retard
>>694182409
Tsun
>>694180958
At least we wont have a major upheaval like we have the past... 3-4 terms? Im actually tired of my mum being shunted around PM+C from job to job.
>>694181430
Those eyes are the eyes of a stone cold killer. Beware the Amatsu!
>unless you git her first
>>694182267
>asshole
The word you're looking for is edgelord.
Can't even get that right.
>>694181924
Sorry!
>apology hugs
>>694182267
Used to post as Roseanon
>>694182509
I get to decide what is and isn't shitposting
Your waifu's face looks like a dropped pie
If your waifu were to use the internet, what would her favorite site be?
>>694182281
ayyy yahtzee
his "podcasts" are nice background noise for work.
havent you been playing it 4 days straight now?
>>694182759
This fucked up all my nicknames, then Red came and i had to change Ruby's name. Bah!
>>694182409
If you say so~
>>694182434
Don't take it the wrong way please ;-;
>>694182759
>
>>694181956
Cockroaches are pretty cute though.
Hey guys, going to try and get some sleep now.
Seeya later Shiro!
>>694183117
Here's the edgelord
Anyone who flirts on waifu deserves to get cucked and then shot
>>694182804
You suck at shitposting
So you don't get to decide.
1. You use a tripcode on a force anon board
2. You epicly fail at generating lulz
Kill self now
>>694182759
>what is 4archive
>>694181929
cute pic
oh thats good
i have been alright
just being lazy like usual
>hard hugs
>>694182151
oh shit
>>694182267
what?
all your trying to do is start shit with everyone
im just giving you what you want
>>694182741
>At least we wont have a major upheaval like we have the past... 3-4 terms?
Possibly. Turnbull looked on real shaky ground earlier. His party is probably not very confident in him right now
>>694182949
I'm listening to the Lets Drown Out series, which is just him and his co-host arguing over inane bullshit and getting angry at one another.
Yeah, but only in between doing other things.
>>694182509
Am not!
>>694182741
Me get her first?! What does that mean?!
>>694183074
I very much say so!
>>694175053
>3D is almost always trash
Yeah man, keep on living in your basement with your cum bottles and your lack of sexual fantasies involving Jim Belushi.
>>694182972
Kek. Sorry about that hehe~
>>694183074
>
>>694183222
Nice trips
Hmm.. What kinda proof do you want?
>>694183269
Thanks, heh.
Ooh alright, so absolutely nothing has changed kek. That's good~!
>infinite hugs
>>694183222
I'm not using a tripcode, I'm using a name. You mong.
I'm not here to generate lulz for you, I am here solely for my own personal pleasure.
>>694183269
I do it for the lulz, newfag
(You)s =/= lulz
>>694183313
Are to you tsun faggot
You are more tsun then a TSUNami
>>694183207
le ebig meemay kek
>>694182741
>Those eyes are the eyes of a stone cold killer. Beware the Amatsu!
Does this look like the eyes of a killer?
>
>>694183313
..Alright then..
>>694183489
Cute!
How have you been mango?
>>694183513
The point of shitposting is to make moar lulz
More lulz will make /b/ great again
>>694183489
Concrete proof
>>694183680
No u~
>how have you been?
We've been talking on telegram you should know kek!
But I've been doing well!
>>694184008
Hmm... Pm me on telegram if you reaaaally want to know
>@hugbox
>>694184008
/b/ was never great
>cute
>shitposting has to be funny
>>694183282
the lets drown out series is great, I think the game Normallity is where its actually worth watching because how batshit the game is too
which game play are you listening/watching
>>694183282
Well have a new leader for Christmas!
>>694183313
You can take it how you want to. Use your imagination :^)
>>694183680
Killers are the ones you least expect. Remember - inside of you is a spooky scary skeleton trying to get out.
>>694183489
yep
>more hugs
>>694183526
wow what a great response
you really showed me
>>694183680
those look like the eyes of a heretic
>>694184232
I began at the start and im currently near the end of the DS2 playthrough
>>694184287
Maybe. The backstabathon continues
Shit Posters Unite.
Join me /waifu/ Assasins in Night Raid. The /waifu/ threads are full of corruption and faggets. Let's take the head autistic fags down a peg or two.
You've been warned faggets
>>694183074
Ahhh, I haven't been visiting /waifu/ for a long ass while now. And it's like you're the only one who talks to me. ;~;
le maunchee
>>694184425
good choice, I almost got through the entire series while studying for finals this past spring.
its p good
>>694184152
shhh~
All you say is good morning and goodnight kek
That's good to hear!
>>694184287
So the killer could be you too?
>spooky scary skeleton trying to get out
That's Kagami silly :^)
>>694184353
I know you love it <3
>>694184596
Maybe I'm the only one who is on /waifu/ right now that remembers you?
Played more Katawa?
>>694184743
fuck you
