Your age:
Occupation:
Salary:
>>694171970
30
startup founder / IT security director
72k / year with 5% company equity
>>694171970
19
Navy Seal
2.4M/hour
>>694171970
29
Engineer
£55000
21
Unemployed
Enough to fund Bernie
33
Electrical Engineer
$92,000
20
Porter
$21 / hour (AUD)
>>694171970
35
Electrical Engineer
60k (just started)
>>694173061
see you in 3y
34
Radio host top 5 market
$147k annual + endorsements and talent fees in the $20k range.
>>694171970
Ice Age
I live in Poland we had enough occupation
Here we eat potatoes, not celery
>>694171970
32
consultant
70k
>>694172538
23
Reply
To this thread or your mother will die tonight.
23
Mechanic 23/h
>>694171970
23
Pornstar
5 grand a scene
27
Customer support manager
£24k
29
130k
Radiology tech
>>694172179
>equity
this is the only way to get real rich
99
Trying to stay alive
Social security check
28
Railroad Signal
75-90k
26
Distributions centre operative
£14k
29
Civil engineer
130k + car
Work 70 hour weeks tho and thats aus dollar
22
Nightshift wharehouse operative
£10 / hr
22
Construction Electrician (Oil and Gas)
150k~~~ bad year haha
30
emergency PA
92k
>>694174364
Holy fuck, where'd you get this Harold?
>>694174671
Radiology Tech = 130k
Okay bud. You take that shit in night courses in community college.
>>694171970
18
street musician
50$ + drugs
12
Cleaning my room, taking out trash,doing dishes
$10 a week
24
Real estate analyst / software engineer
$100k / yr + ~$50k commissions
I live in sf though so my rent is $1,700 / month
>>694171970
21
Founder of a Media Production Studio/ Screenwriting indies
56k/y
30
E-6 US Military
$95k/yr (military/rental/flip) income.
Old enough
Security system technician
$210k/year
>>694171970
33
Systems Engineer
82k/y + 8-15% additional salary into 401k depending on company profits.
24
Crack dealer
$60k
Your age: 23
Occupation: Manager @ McDonalds
Salary: $18,000/yr
24
Electrical Engineer
76.5k
35
Fireman
40k a year before taxes
>>694175320
that's why i moved to hayward and telecommute
>>694174703
We're valued at 15m right now and predicted to unicorn in 2018.... so yea
33
Welder
28k after tax
Probably time I went back to college...
>>694174412
cunt
>>694175290
I kek'd
19
custom pcs/student
$20,000
>>694171970
24
aerospace engineer
100k
>>694171970
>37
>Grad Student
>£18,000 a year, but immunity from taxes
>>694171970
21
Waiter
20/hour but I only work 20 hours a week
>>694174412
the anon who posted 694174412 must reply to this or they're get a brain tumor in 3 months
Specialty contractor
22
46000 starting off, coworkers make more than me by a lot, small company loyalty pays off.
21
Airforce
Like 23k if I'm lucky
23
Cleaning operative
~£7800/year
>>694171970
35
Data scientist
106k + stock options.
>>694176086
quit your bullshit. QA'd welders on our construction site hit $40/hr
37
project manager
194k w/ per diem
26
Freelance front end web dev
£25k (on average)
Get to work from anywhere in world, currently living in Southeast Asia. (Vietnam, Thailand and Malaysia)
26
Datacenter engineer
$97k/yr before taxes
>>694176382
>data scientist
google?
gf works there as a data scientist, i guess there are two kinds. those who can program and those who can't
>24
>Firearm Sales
>$40K/yr
>>694171970
41
Net Sys Admin
65k
Own my house (180k) & cost of living is low here in OKC. Summertime & the living is easy.
>>694171970
27
Dental Assistant
35k annually
23
PA/PR-consultant (lobbyist)
95 000
>>694171970
33
Pharmacist
$110k a year
>>694172538
2.4 mil wasted on your ptsd treament. shouldve gone to school retard
>>694176014
Capitalism, eh?! It's all about value.
A sporting team can generate millions, so you pay people lots of money to play for you, which makes your team better which earns you more money...value.
A firefighter just doesn't CREATE value like a sports player does. Sure, they prevent value loss but it's not the same thing. Individually a firefighter just doesn't generate cash a sports player, or singer, or actor, does. It sucks but it's the truth.
>>694176014
That pic is gay
Get over it, its a buisness
22
AT&T Retail Associate
Salary 40k
I dont normally come to this shit dank meme site. But my hot 21 gf just broke up with me and Im kinda depressed so I'm looking for a cheap laugh.
>>694171970
>21
>Consultant
>42k/yr + commission
Little more in depth
> Junior year in my Bachelors Degree in Computer Science.
Feels proud man. Nigga we made it
23
Utility Contractor
7,187 an hour.
24
Tax accountant
$55,000/year
>27
>Engineering Manager
>$105k/yr + 5-8% bonus
>>694174412
I wish you'd fuck me
25
vocal tutor
25 -30k PLN depends on how many students i get
>>694176393
I'm not living in the U.S.
> Ireland
> Things are STILL shit here
>>694176278
What aero company u with anon?
>>694172179
Smartest person in the thread so far
18
Local homeless man
Posted this from library computer
>>694171970
40
Stay at home Dad
0
>>694177099
spacex
>>694177226
I'll clarify that in case you assume I'm some old fuck neet. Worked pretty much till kids came along, still take occasional temporary stuff - just finished 2 terms being a naughty boy wrangler in primary school for example.
20
Student
£-15000 a year
>>694176614
Yea....thats true. I guess I can take feel good about all the mad pussy from local celebrities I have acquiered even though I live like an animal. It must be nice having plastic ass bitches love you for money.....I wouldn't know though lol
>>694171970
32
Sergeant
24k/year (more if deployed)
20
fisherman
50 k
19
Despatch Officer
$50,000
>>694176086
I went to school to be a welder. Regrettable decision, but it has opened a few good doors for me.
20
Facility Maintenance
~27k (USD)
>>694171970
22
yogurt swirler
>20K annually
>>694177066
USA dude, get your ass over here. bang sluts, make money, probably won't get shot
25
software engineer
115k salary, ~20-40k bonus
23
iOS app developer
$112K annually
>>694171970
Your age: 52
Occupation: Serial Killer
Salary: 3-4 Human heads/w
>>694172179
2,200 a month plus benifits
Fed ex packer
20
Honestly not that bad, got a nice but cheap apartment, have 1600 + disposable income each month..
If
>>694174549
I assume female. Male porstars don't get paid that much.
>>694178364
Didn't go to college either! Self-taught. No debt, and no liberal SJW indoctrination.
37
Chef at Wendy's
$8.75/hour
26
malware programmer
$1000000
>>694178251
>itt: "Yeah I make like 100K a year"
Anything above 10 dollars an hour is a bold faced lie
>>694171970
28
Auto parts store GM
46k
>>694178499
Say that to my Ferrari.
>>694178499
I make 10.25 an hour as of last monday
Age: 22
Occupation: None
Salary: None
>>694178563
Never mind, I can't hear you over its engine.
I'm going to go head on down to my timeshare in the Bahamas. See ya!
18
Part time balloon seller (no joke bois)
2000-4000$ a month depending on my work hours. Hooray Danish payment laws
>>694178710
Literally what is skilled labor
32
White Amercian Police Officer
4 niggers a week
>>694178563
You collect matchbox cars?
>>694178694
time shares are never good anon
>>694171970
17
youtube
0.04$ in an undefined period of time
>>694178710
What kind of balloons? Just regular ass balloons or those ones that are shaped like spongebob and shit?
>>694178889
MODS MODS MODS
>>694171970
24
Personal trainer
$19.8- $40/hour
27
oil field
~$95,000/year
only work like 15 hours a week these days because work is so slow right now. That pay estimate is with the 15 hours.
>>694178797
I pay 50% of that in taxes plus I work a shitton of hours so I feel I deserve at least that.
>>694175476
Lol
>>694179003
Spongebob and shit. Cheapest one sells for 12$>>694179031
31
Steel mill worker
$85k
23
Terminal distribution manager
39k a year
>>694179137
USA?
>>694179304
Yes, currently in ND, occasional trips to PA, TX, OK.
22
Inherited money from father
3.8 million, never working again
>>694175290
how much does your dad pay you for that bhole
>>694178251
Horse shit. SW Engineer III mid-ish to upper range. You're not there at 25 anon. Sorry, try again.
19
Military
41k / year
>>694171970
27
airline pilot
60k/year, for now.
22
Truck driver
50k/year
>>694178823
kek keep on my sjw
>>694177385
Seeing as I work as a contractor for Spacex, I can tell you that factually that you're FOS.
>>694179644
just because you failed at your career....
31
Retail Management
60k
>>694173676
What station
>>694179410
the fucks up with oil man? thought we were wrecking opec with record setting refining??
>>694179416
I'll be ya personal concierge....250k
>24
>Process engineer/supervisor
>$68k/yr
>22
>unemployed recent Princeton grad feelsbadman
>nothing
>>694180095
the world needs janitors too faggot
>>694171970
32
Utility Arborist
IDk 25.76 an hour or some bullshit.
>>694179410
ryan go to bed
>>694179644
nice try anon. new grads make just north of 100k/yr at microsoft and we're underpaid compared to the other big guys.
>>694171970
>29
>cocks and ass
>500-2000 a week
43
loss adjuster
120k
70-80 hours a week though. /b/ is my relief when working at night.
>>694171970
>grounds maintenance golf course
>$10.00 hrly
>paid lunch
not a bad job. i like it.
>>694180246
>cocks and ass
>>694180507
im 23 by the way
>>694171970
30
I make and sell boobs, hair styles and penises in second life
70k
25
male escort
about 30k but all tax free and work 2-3 nights a week.
Gettin really bored with it. All I get these days is 40+ yo rich bitches and CEO kind males who are into shit like cock torture and ass fisting.
47 y/o
Technical Writer for UPS logistics
$72,000
pretty easy job - pay could be worse, good benefits
>>694171970
23
carpenter
$26.50/hr
24
Firefighter/paramedic
95k + overtime
32 yo, blacksmith, 25k housing provided
Not so bad, love horses and metal work
19
Pharmacology student
€135 per month (During school time)
>>694171970
27
sleep technician
anywhere from 30 to 45 an hour depending on the day of the week
19.
Aerospace Final Assembly Operator
11.50/hr
50 hours a week, last 10 obv being time and a half.
Not a bad job for someone with a GED.
27
Professional Street Nigga
60k+welfare
>>694178563
You post your Ferrari, I'll post the tail number to my Citation Mustang.
>>694181627
11.50 an hour? are you fucking kidding me? that is slave wages dude. fuck your country lol
30
Doctoral Student
-50k a year
>>694179416
Have fun with 50k a year poor broke bastard :)
fucking everone makes more money than me
>40
>graphic designer
>50k
>fml
>>694171970
24
Chef at Wendy's
$8.75/hr
18
Produce Clerk at Kroger
$7.65/hr (shit I know, especially after having gotten a promotion)
personal banker
16/hr
kill me
This thread/information is meaningless without location...
100k in Mississippi will make you a god, 100k in Silicon Valley will make you homeless
>>694178462
Kek
>>694182083
22yo
19
Digital forensics analyst intern
$30/hour
>>694173289
Details! 29 y/o depressed and lost fag is enquiring.
>>694179714
NATO rank?
>>694182091
That being said...
28
90k
EE
Denver
>>694181753
For having no degree, no experience in the field, $11.50 an hour with the overtime more than pays my expenses.
I make about 2k a month, (24k a year) and pay maybe 11k a year in expenses IF I lived on my own.
That's not a bad way to start out my adult life, bro.
Especially since I started with nothing.
Went from working as a mover, to retail, to aerospace manufacturing, all on my own. Moved out at 17 (schizophrenic mom, pardon spelling if wrong since I'm drunk) and started working. Got a landlady who'd allow me to fudge paperwork to make it seem like I was 18 at the time and started busting my ass to make a living for myself.
Got a great girlfriend who works her ass off, and we're plenty fucking happy.
>>694179416
>22
>3.8 Mil
>Never working again
After you buy yourself a few Ferraris , Lambos, and a Bugatti (cause you think they're so cool and fast, fag cars btw) you'll think differently.
>>694182357
>>694182357
good for you. everyone comes from different backgrounds. Not everyone had life paid for them from the start.
>>694171970
19
youtuber
1m/month
>>694171970
18
Your pic.
7.25/hour
>>694182500
Literally who?
>>694180614
>>694180614
I wish this were true.
>>694176086
Sucky company I guess I'm a welder just started and get more than that that's the thing with being a welder there's really good jobs but some crap ones too
>>694180337
>>694180337
is that like fight club dude's job?
>>694179416
When people don't know how money works. 3.8 million seems like a lot to you, but that shit isn't going to last 60 years. That's only about 60K a year, better be smart with it and don't blow it on a big house and shitty foreign cars.
>>694182484
Thanks bro. Life has definitely been a rollercoaster. So far, very happy with the way it's turned out. I love my life, I love my girlfriend, I love my job. Great shit so far. Whatever comes, I love what I have.
>>694178499
Your a fucking idiot. Nice dubs.
>>694182370
I can buy cars like that, which is what the average dumbass would do if he had this kind of money. But, I'm smart enough because I know maintenance, gas, insurance, etc would eat away at it super quick.
20
Hedge fund co founder
50K per year, unless we come to terms with investors, which we are working on. I could be a millionaire in 2 years
>>694171970
54
living in a van down by the river.
0
45
Professional Mega Jew
15M a year
Prove to me that you're richer than me
>Protip: You can't.
>>694182814
That's sad.
>>694182136
Private or gov?
24
56k not bad in my opinion.
I dont have a boss so its worth it.
>>694182702
Assuming I live for another 50 years, that's 78k a year.
This money is just gaining interest in the bank, and with that interest I am living a pretty comfortable life and it'd last forever.
>>694182808
so how does that work? 20 is a bit young to have any advanced degree or track record of financial success.
>>694176488
I'm not at Google because fuck the west coast. Also, I'm the first kind.
>>694182984
Gov, law enforcement. Pay could be better but I only got college to pay for
Age: 39
Occupation: Assistant Manager, Retail
Salary: 74k
>>694183052
Didn't think you were smart enough to keep it in an account and gain interest instead if blowing it, I'm proud of you anon.
19
Communications for my college
11 an hour
i sit around and play GMOD and occasionally schedule tweets.
>>694183107
I had no friends at school and spent all my time behind computers. Last year I made a trading strategy for shits and giggles. My current employer found me, quit his job and now we're creating a new hedge fund.
We're working on a 200 million investment and we have a profit of about 20-40% per month
18
Cashier
8.05/hr
Stay in school kids
>>694183311
Lol thanks. Yeah, I mean I never even touched the money. It's just sitting there gaining interest. I don't think I'll ever touch it really since there's no point. Maybe to buy a house in the future, but that's about it. Other than that I do not want to touch it.
>4chan mod
>32000$ + 4% of ad-incomes
29
Did the college meme.
S&P 500 ebusiness manager
>$58,000
For the past 4 years I've been thinking of an hero-ing for a $300k policy ...
>>694183583
The way I've always imagined haveing a few million is
>Put it in a bank account
>Live off of work for 1 year, don't touch the money
>At the end of one year, draw the interest and leave the original amount and use the interest to live
>Repeat yearly
>>694174050
Kek
>>694183518
honestly curious how that works. how do you go about getting investors.
>>694183684
what ads.. fucking shill jlist ads lol. you ever tried advertising here?
>>694173676
Kek. I know top radio talent in the midwest. You are full of shit, Chick McGee.
>>694176614
found the jew
22
Web Development
85K$
41
Hospital IT
66k
20
Physical Therapist Assistant
$30/hr
Planning to also apply my personal training certification soon
>>694171970
>27
> T.E.O (bus driver.)
> 15.50 hour
>Benefits out the ass.
>>694176614
preventing loss preserves value you faggot. On top of that the infrastructure he supports is a basic need of society, again which creates value.
30
Registered Nurse (corrections)
75K before overtime
22
Trainee actuary
34k (GBP)
31
programmer
135k
>>694183583
>>694183052
>>694179416
What did your father work as?
>>694184134
wow, never met an actuary. Supposed to be one of the best jobs out there. What did you study?
14
Professional liar on /b/
$980k
>>694183844
To be honest, I don't know, I'm in charge of creating and improving strategies, my boss/partner handles money stuffs.
Our current investors found him actually. He used to be pretty big in the trading world, owned a billion and everything. When people heard that he was starting on his own again, they came to him to offer investments. Our system is tradeable now and he accepted one of the proposals
>>694184222
what languages? for whom?
>>694184302
huh interesting. how did you meet? you worked for him?
>>694175801
that would have to be the poorest drug dealer, ever.
19
I bus tables
12/hour i can't do math well enough
>>694184404
javascript mostly. smallish startup you've never heard of.
>22
>network engineer
>70k
>>694174412
die
>>694183796
The way I have it is that I set it up so that at the end of the year, the interest gets written off in a check and go to the bank to pick it up... But then the teller gives me weird looks.
>>694184235
He was a small business owner and owned a deli in nyc
>>694184404
No, I published my strategy on the internet (I would link it, but I don't want to be doxxed on /b/).
He found me, offered me a better salary, house and car if I would move to him to canada
>>694179849
daaamn >>694177385
got called out hard niggaa
18
School
What my parents provide me
>>694175320
Damn what part of SF? I remember right when the techies started gentrifying, my sisters ex got an apartment right off 16th and mission for 1100 and we all thought he was insane
>>694184289
Get out while you stil can young /b/tard.
Soon enough you'd get your neckbeard.
>>694184279
BSc mathematics
>>694184616
huh, well I hope it goes well for you. I've been part of a bunch of startups - all of which went under after a few years.
>>694184682
I used to live off 16th and mission lol. Got strung out on the H :(
>>694184682
16th and mission is gross. also, $1700 rent is insanely cheap for sf.
>>694176382
Do you have any advice? I was trying to go to school for cs, but it's looking like I can't get into my school's program and will be doing informatics, I really don't know what it's all about. Anything would be great, thanks
>>694171970
Mid fifties
Cemetery
70k
>>694183311
>>694183583
What's the interest rate in the account? It'd better be above inflation or you're losing money by keeping it there. You'd be much better off investing a large portion in the S&P 500.
28
Web Developer
£36k pa
>>694171970
26
Your grandma's tech support
remote in and run scans mostly
11.4 an hour. Probably going to make 12 by end of month.
Full time with OT whenever.
Work from home in a bathrobe. Wake up like 30 min before work. Take an hour nap in the middle of the day and a fap.
No cert. obvi... Not good at taking tests.
>>694185111
I'm from the peninsula, so I only know shit from friends, I wanna own a place in the inner sunset someday though, I really like that neighborhood.
>>694185111
>>694185111
meh - a block away on Valencia is pretty nice
>>694171970
>Your age:25
>Occupation:dentalt lab tech
>Salary: min wage
>>694171970
20
Security guard
16800 a year roughly
>inb4 poor fag
>>694185467
are you asian? (kek)
It's so dreary over there man...
21
Working student (to pay for college)
7,300$/year
Cashier
>>694185554
I know, I lived at 18th and valencia a few years ago. skip over to mission and it's another world.
21
Drywall Finishing
$120/day, $37,440 a year. (6 day weeks)
>>694185654
yeah just pointing out that saying "16th and mission" probably meant Valencia or Lexington or something.
24
Parts counter salesman
25k
>>694185554
Living anywhere in that area is mad goals, but I feel bad being the one to gentrify, I'm italian and my family started out in the mission and the excelsior, but we got out, we werent forced out. Shit is fucked, but I would like to live there one day
24
Brazilian Teacher
Aprox 7200 dollars/year
And it's a good salary
35
chef at Wendy's
8.75/hr
>>694185610
INNER sunset not outer, inner is a lot more white people, and outer would not be bad if I were asian, global warming is gonna make those neighborhoods so desirable in like 20 years
>>694185811
>>694185811
yeah I hear you. I don't care about gentrification, but I'm a white cis asshole webdev. I helped start gentrifying the mission back in 98 lol. Doubt I'll ever be able to move back to the city.
33
Retired Federal Employee
around 32k a year between pension and SSDI.
Shit is honestly cash. People always ask me what I am going to do with my life and I'm perfectly fine working on my hobbies and being happy that I somehow beat the system. I'm not rich but I am sure as fuck happy.
>>694185992
more likely underwater in 40
>>694186118
thanks obama
Superman.
10/ Hr.
plus sex with your mum
>>694186118
what is your disability? my wife is probably going to lose her SSDI, and we are a bit scared.
>>694186118
So you only get 32k a year by doing nothing?
29
FedEx driver
31.9k
>>694186307
not him, but yeah. high tier disability. that shit is tax free too.
>>694186185
Fuck thats so real its scary, imagine the day when sunset boulevard basically becomes what the great highway is now, it'll fucking happen too
>>694186185
Obama had nothing to do with the federal government forcibly retiring me. The VA is garbage if you are a non vet with a disability, they didn't want to reasonably accommodate me, let me go, then whoops, you can't do that legally, so I get a pension and am officially retired. I would have much rather continued working and moved up the GS ranks but I'm certainly not complaining about how stupid the VA is when it comes to people with disabilities. I have dwarfism btw and they honestly just didn't want to order new equipment so I could work effectively.
>>694186413
luckily I live in Yuma AZ! The new ocean front in 100 years!
24
nuclear security
70k-90k (depends on OT)
>>694174549
enjoy it for the next year and a half
>>694186268
Why is she losing it? It's pretty easy to stay on it as long as you don't work too much.
>>694171970
18
Stocker for grocery store
just started working three days ago, no idea what they pay me
>>694185131
Sure man. My background is in Economics and Mathematics, so CS isn't a requisite in my opinion. You could just as easily go with any applied science, as long as you have some coding skills. I picked up MATLAB, Stata, R, Python, and SQL over my years at school, which let me cast a wide net with my job hunt.
People have raging boners over Apple and Google, and while that's justified to some extent, the people I know from my grad school cohort that went there aren't super happy. I had offers from Wall St and start-ups alike, and they all pay similarly. It just depends on how hard you want to work. I landed at a fairly mature (10 years old) boutique, privately-held tech firm. I'm confident that anyone with the maths can land a similar role, especially if they're not shitting their pants to work for fucking Hooli.
>>694173676
Kill yourself.
>>694176086
What you do is get a shitty first welding job, and get real hands on experience.
Then you move to a second, more comfortable job, pays more and you dont have to do as much as before.
Leave there, get hired in at atleast 40/hr, and you stay.
You stay long enough that you are qualified to teach the next gen of welders.
Get paid big bux, in ac alot, and easy pesy work.
>>694178414
Uh... Not even female porn stars get paid that much lmao.
The "well known" porn stars get 3k a scene. 5k is for someone who is super super famous.
Usually girls only get like 1.5-2k a scene
>>694186498
>>694186498
yeah I'm just fucking around man. I wonder if VA is different about disability reviews and shit, but with SSDI make sure you get your check ups, doctor visits etc. Don't ever give them a reason to drop you.
>>694186648
She was on dialysis for her kidney and also had eye damage ( was a designer ) . She was able to get a transplant, and they never followed up after that. Now she is getting a "follow up" review, and I don't think she will qualify. What is scary is they could go after her for like 7 years of disability payments if they decide she isn't disabled.
>>694186887
32
It manager
90k a year
And fucking tired of my field!
31
Cop
~140k
>>694186670
how do you work somewhere without knowing how much they pay idiot