I'm hot as fuck and I dare you to try and roast me
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I'm hot as fuck and I dare you to try and roast me
>>694150513
white trash heroin whore face
>posting nudes for attention
Your face looks like it took a big fall,
Ain't no one got the ability to fix that shit
nice tits
good thing you're covering your gut with the paper
>>694150513
>roast me
Spit-roast you?
Yes you are hot for a cum dumpster. I can't help but think sex with you would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
>>694150513
not hard to roast a coal burner
>>694150513
fake.
need more timestamps
>>694150513
It's my birthday, show pussy?
You're only hot because it's summer, and Earth is closer to the sun.
>>694150513
Nice tits, at least with bra / shirt perkin them up. Face is 6/10, hair is 3/10, legs chubby pasty and white. Are you even trying?
>>694150513
are you a boy or a girl??
No white man would fuck you.
>8:15
>>694150513
sharpie in pooper
>>694150998
i got immunity dog yesterday faggot
>>694150513
fat af and your hair looks like you haven't washed it since you were born
>>694150984
Kek
more of the stuffed animals in the background please
When did Bo Burnham get a boob job?
Show your ass
>>694150513
You posted tits
We have already won
Now show pussy
naked now
>>694150513
Chrissy get off this site..im telling mom..
Even yuri dad wouldn't fuck yu, yuri mother beat yu, and yuri boyfriend is yuri brother..
>>694150998
fuck you
show feet please.
nice hooters
>>694150513
your face looks like a mother of 3 kids living in a country
>>694150984
What? Look it up.
>>694150513
No thanks. I'd roast you if there was anything remotely interesting about you, though.
>>694150998
Summerfag
I propose a toast to the tits. The only good looking part of that body.
>>694150998
Faggit
>>694150513
You were denied attention as a baby and now you're stripping and posting pics on 4chan for the attention your parents never showed you
>gif related
>>694150513
say something you dumb whore..give sings of life
Fuuu
>>694150513
not even those care bears care about you. Now show your vagina and vanish.
>>694151613
Watt?
>>694151957
Fuck dude why do u have to do this!:( I love my mom , because of this post ur mom will die in less u comment on this post!
A video or GTFO bitch
>>694150998
mods
>>694151160
You tried :/
>>694150998
bruh
>>694150998
Gezzuz christ man
>>694150513
>I'm hot as fuck
why the fuck do you got a bin full of teddy bears.
And fucking 3d peperoni nipples??
>>694150998
Commit sewer side
>>694150513
these are some tits i would suck on
>>694151957
Titters
sausage fingers
>>694151957
these posts are cancer
>>694150513
can i see some pussy plisssssssss
>>694150998
fuck u
Your face is beyond mediocre your tits are beyond mediocre honestly mediocre isn't the word for you I think nasty is more accurate
>>694151137
I got the immunity cat !
>>694150513
You got a vagina? Well congratulations, all straight men wants you.
>>694150513
Who old you you're hot ? You face looks like the fat cop from hot fuzz
>>694150998
commit sudoku
>>694151957
Nigger
Post pic of ur face
>>694150513
Big gaps between your teeth, disgusting frizzy hair, looks like a rats' nest, face looks all around disgusting. Only redeeming qualities are your tits and legs. Personality is also probably dog-shit.
>>694152639
Youre the nasty one!
Op is fag
>>694153018
She literally looks like the fat cop from hot fuzz ...
>>694150513
You look like the older male version of my wife. It's a little unsettling.
>>694150998
Fuck you
>>694151750
>replying because you don't want your mother to die
>>694150998
omg
>>694150513
no. fuk u.
>>694150513
You have the tits of a goddess and the face of the Toxic Avenger.
>>694153156
Okay?
>>694150998
motherfucker
>>694150998
Well!? What else happened!?
Let me just pop this here ... WHITE TRASH
>>694151957
kys
>>694150513
show your cunt, pig
>>694151957
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>694150998
fuck dude yall getting more creative
>>694150513
>black anon here.
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.
You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.
>>694150998
Gugino
>>694150998
Cool Cool Cool
>>694151957
awdawdawdawdawdaw
>>694151957
dude stop
>>694150998
FCK
>>694150998
adawdwadawd
Nice meme
>>694151957
fucking niggnogg
>>694151957
Not going to happen
>>694150513
You're hot but you're on /b/, why should we roast you when you're already doing that yourself?
>>694150998
LAME
>>694151957
>>694150998
fuck u
>>694153465
Okay then
>Sideways pic to hide face
>low resolution to hide skin
>Piece of paper to hide gut
>Tried not to reveal body size and shape (dress gave it away)
>Shirt supporting tits to make them seem big
>Using meh hair to put face in shadow
It seems you might be a half-decent liar, so you've got that going for you
>>694150998
shit
>>694151957
fk u
>>694150998
Nice
>>694150513
You have the same cheekbones as an amoeba
>>694152197
>:(
fuck outta here
>>694150998
...
>>694153465
Nice copypasta m8
>>694150513
Your nipple points in another direction to the other wtf
..
>>694151957
...
>>694150998
>For Safety
>>694153829
that wasn't a copypasta faggot.
prove me wrong?
protip
>yo
>>694152197
gtfo
>>694150513
Do u live in texes cuz I want to put a cop costume on u and shoot you
>>694151957
Everyone, I'll save you!
>>694151957
:(:(
>>694151957
Safety once again
>>694153433
Wow.
>>694150513
Your self respect is so low you're okay with your tits being posted on some scummy site for some fuckboy called Bradley, also your left eye and nipple look off and your top was targeted for 14 year olds, judging by the toys in the back its safe to say you were dropped as a baby that has let to a stunted mental development.
>>694150513
>hot as fuck
heh.
>>694150998
fuck you
>>694151957
goddammit
>>694150513
8/10 definitely would bang, got a cute face and awesome tits.
Skimming through this thread was entertaining
>>694154087
>>694150513
I'd still dick you though so eh
>>694150513
While you may have great tits, your face looks equivilant to a pavement. It's if someones took your face and rolled it with a rolling pin. Crimson chin is looking for a sidekick and I think you're eligible
>>694150998
faggot
>>694150998
cancer..
>>694154017
No where near Texas
>>694151957
fuk fuk fuk, am i safe now?
>>694150998
you nigger
>>694150998
bepis
whiteknight here
she isnt that bad looking, actually
would totally take on a date and treat her right
>>694151957
pls
>>694150998
for fucks sake
great tits,6,5/10 ,would bang , also need ass
>>694151957
safe
>>694150998
fuck you
>>694151957
kys faggot
>>694151957
I have this fags ip address.
>>694150998
mother f
>>694154087
Actually to correct you this was taken in my neices bedroom. So back of before you judge
>>694151957
Lol
>>694150998
fku
niggertits
>>694150513
Looks like someone photoshopped Prince Williams face onto a barely average body.
>>694150998
oh god
bruh
>>694154457
If you will then I will
>>694150513
good tits, pig nose, youre a fatty and you have zits even on your fuckin shins. 6/10 would consider
>>694150513
Show ass
>>694154463
why are you taking nudes in your nieces room?
>>694151957
come oooooon
>>694154312
Haha yeah sure . if u say so . Of corse u don't. What ever u say.
>>694154562
LONDON ?
>>694154568
To be fair you can't really go saying shit about my skin when is not even that clear to see so pipe down
nice stuf
>>694150670
Never touched a drug in my life
>>694154529
>>694154463
>Take pictures in Nieces bedroom
>OP is Niece
Nice try bradely you dirty little cuck. We know that you're a total dirty little stinky incestous boy now. Did mommy confiscate your good boy points? You need some spanks from daddy
>>694154651
Pretty sure I know where I live
>>694154463
Why are you getting your tits out in your nieces* bedroom, I guess this is the site for you
>>694151957
China
>>694150998
You fucking cunt nigger
>>694154707
also why are your fuckin cheeks so red? you must be fat enough to sweat even just sitting down doing nothing.
>>694154868
Where do u live?
>>694154849
This doesn't even make sense
Looks like taught is spelled wrong.
>>694150998
FUCK YOU
>>694150998
wow
>>694154776
Maybe op parents are heroin addicts even when op was in the womb
>>694154882
It's not like she was fucking there, pipe down man
>>694154955
Person in the pic is your niece, we know it Bradley you little stinky red neck
>>694151957
AGH
>>694150998
stop
>>694151957
Now that's just mean anon, you can't do that to people.
>>694152197
lol
>>694154904
Yeah totally, your probably fat yourself so calm down
>>694150998
Nigga
>>694151957
niqqa
>>694150513
how much did Bradley buy you for? or were you for free cause damaged goods?
your hair is fucking awful tbh, take better care of it.
> browses 4chan
> is a girl
> either trap or some seriously fucked up psycho bitch
No thanks, i'd rather kill myself than date with that kind of bitch like you
>>694155137
nope
>>694150513
Your eyebrows look like kamehamehas
Not wasting a more time till I can judge your pussy. Out with it
>>694155340
Bro gross, Your stomach looks like you had Lipo
>694150998
>694151957
ATTENTION SEEKING FAGGOTS, GO BACK TO REDD IT
>>694155340
Ok not fat bet he still like nigger cock in ass
>>694150998
sunovabish
>>694151957
again? Jesus.
>>694155431
Why don't you show them the way, since you don't know how to link posts
>>694155340
>chin strap
come on dude...
>>694155431
I would if I could
>>694155340
Mirin
>>694150998
fuark
>>694150513
No more pics? Fuck u kys
>>694150998
cmon...
>>694150998
... stop
>>694150513
Nice un-moisturized hair, pot head looking white nigger
>>694151957
fucking again
>>694150513
Bradley what? What does the rest of that shit say?
>>694150513
>I'm hot
lost
>>694154776
wow that's even worse then, your face is just like that naturally?
>>694154776
You must be soo sad
>>694150998
Whore
>>694155459
good thing there's no niggers where i live you fuckin fatass
twitch.tv therealtoxic94
help me out please
>>694150513
First of all you are not hot as fuck. You look like a dude with tits. Like you have the permanent surfer bro slack jaw, I have the intelligence of a potatoe, look going on. Also any person who needs the affection of random people on the Internet to be validated has zero self confidence. Like I get it, your real dad left when you were 3 and your step dad doesn't care about you but fill your void of self loathing with drugs like the rest of us. You look like you smell and taste of three day old Taco Bell.
>>694155537
>hurhur y u no link posts that want you to reply
Lol no
>>694150998
weaaaak
>>694150998
nig
>>694155747
she is hot as fuck, roasting doesnt work when youre outright lying
>>694155723
Ohh he mad
Kill yourself
>>>8887940
8888888 get
>>694155696
I read it as 'bought'
>>694155833
Lost
>>694150998
bruh
>>694151957
lmao
>>694155340
Earthworm jim looking motherfucker
The angle of your picture makes you look bigger and leaner, but in reality you have nothing but a chest pump in this, no abs nor obliques. You look like 5% body fat with no abs at all. Post other angles before you try and appear big you twig
>>694155555
Look at all them 5's!
>>694150513
Id fuck you
>>694155912
Rekt
Here faggits i need that pics
>>694154328
Great Value Alexis Texas
>>694155861
777777777 git?
>>>8887940
>>694155912
im small dude
>>694154776
No you didn't, but there's still a lot of other white stuff that touched you
>>694155888
czeched
>>694155747
Where your getting Taco Bell from I'll never know. I am not from the US mate
>>694156012
> git
>>694155833
>she is hot as fuck.
Oh you poor sad lonely little man. What age did you give up on life and why haven't you just ended it all yet?
>>694156081
More pics?
Check em
>>694150513
I applaud you because you did the thread how it's supposed to be done.
>>694152197
kek
>>694150998
fuck you
>>694150513
Tell your step-dad to learn how to use a camera.
>>694155875
It looks like taught, like "Bradley taught me ____???" No idea what the rest says, but the rest of the room on the paper seems really small so it has to be like a 2-3 letter word, right? "Bradley taught me how"? The fuck did he teach her?
If someone has to teach you how to take a shitty picture you have to be retarded.
>>694150513
I'm just gonna leave this here.
>>694150998
Fuck you
Why bother? You're only hear trying to gloat because you have no REAL self confidence. You say you're confident, but you need validation because you don't really think you matter at all. You flaunt your body because your flabby ass doesn't have anything else to offer anyone but tits and fat legs.
I bet you're the kind of chick who bobs for balls on the first date to try and keep under guy interested. You string them along while you can telling yourself you're in control until you're on your back because he said he'd be gone a few days without you.
Turned a guy away? Thanks for sparing him your hassle. Damaged chicks like you make a bad name for women. It's the reason my sister has to deal with being looked at like a sex object. SJW keep saying it's men's fault, but it's women like you who flaunt it and act like their ego is super inflated, but it's just luke warm air because there's nothing hot about you except the shit your ex's post on youporn and xvideos for free. Not like you'd be offended. You give it away anyways. You may not get paid cash, but I whore always gets paid something, even if it's just cheap attention.
Keep on thinking a slap like you matters. I'll watch you suck down a crack pipe or another dick online eventually since you've clearly got nothing else to make yourself grow some self respect.
>>694150513
I can see u thru the window...:)
>>694152197
fuck
>>694150513
Average at best. Showing your tits doesn't fix your shovel face
>>694155912
btw my lowest bf% ever was 9%. huge difference
>>694150998
fuck
>>694151957
lol k
>>694156081
I'm getting 3 day old Taco Bell from the appearance you have sold me as hot as fuck. I thought you asked the question, did you forget already?
>>694150513
OP's pic looks like shemale Vicki Richter
>would bang/10
I don't want my mom to die
>>694156205
Thankyou
>>694150998
Wat
>>694156332
Yup. Pretty much this.
>>694151957
well
>>694151957
Fuck
>>694150998
no pls
>>694150998
>>694151957
o wow
>>694156364
Topkek
Like anyone /b/tards can judge a girl on how she looks. Most of the neckbeards here haven't seen the sun in months let alone a girl.
>>694150513
I'll roast your vagina, show it
>>694150998
hello satan
"Im hot as fuck"
>>694156310
I read it as "Bradley taught me how" or "Bradley bought me ham." The last letter in the sentence looks more like a "w" though.
>>694151957
fgt
>>694151957
oh god pls no
>>694150998
gtfo
>>694156332
Also, fuck my autocorrect. I know how to spell here
>>694151957
noooooooooooo
>>694152197
ugh
>>694151957
eat shit
>>694150998
ayy lmao
>>694150513
How big is your Dick, OP?
>>694150998
oh no
>>694150998
Fuck this shitty meme
>>694154529
implying this >>694154799 handsome face has anything to do with OP
>>694154020
Thank you immunity cat.
>>694155340
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
>>694152197
Eat dicks
>>694156647
I think it says "Bradley tought me well"
Also yes, I purposely misspelled "taught" because it looks like she did.
Fucking inbred.
>>694156647
just a question mark at the end it seems
OP seems to be hiding an extra chromosome behind all that noise (paper, hair, trash clothes etc.)
>>694150513
you look like young Jeremy Clarkson with tits
>>694150998
Fuck you
>>694150998
damn nigga
>>694151957
kys nigger
>>694152197
nigger
>>694153807
>>:(
Fuck outta here
>>694156677
Nice double dubs btw
>>694150998
Fuck
>>694150513
Show the vag
Your face looks like a man's
>>694156543
Gooo Awaaayyy fagggit
>>694150513
I would roast you, and by roast you I mean fuck you.
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>>694150513
roast you?
that's easy
>You're a whore.
>>694152197
Wtf
>>694157124
>:(
>>694157222
check em
>>694155912
>earthworm jim lookin
Holy kekkles
hair looks like hay
dam u ugly
>>694150513
you're whiter then a god damn mountain of cocaine and comb that damn hair
>>694157444
Another trips
>>694157360
>just look at him
>>694150998
Fuck
>>694156644
You should go charge your phone
>>694157444
Nice trips bro did you see mine?>>694157222
