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>ITT: We judge each other by are first names Mine is John.

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>ITT: We judge each other by are first names

Mine is John.
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Mine is andy
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>>694140961
>ITT we judge OP on his spelling of simple three letter words, such as 'our'
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david here
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>>694140961
Sound old af. It's that 'h' makes you sound about 68
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Mines Nathan. Pls r8
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>>694141085
this
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>>694140961
Muhammad
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>>694141027
kys
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Miles.


Give me your worst.
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Dennis
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>>694141027
I want to suck a log of shit out of your ass hole
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Dani
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>>694141027
I wanna suck s log of shit out of your ass hole
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>>694141027
I want to suck a log of shit out of your asshole
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Tyrone
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>>694141027
I wanna suck z log of shit out of your ass hole
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Tyrone
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Evan
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>>694141027
I wanna duck a log of shit out of your ass hole
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>>694140961
Daniel
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Felix
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>>694141027
I wanna suck a log of shit out of his ass hole
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Jordan
>inb4 nigger
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Harry

Named after my grandfather
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>>694141027
god fucking dammit anon you just HAD to ruin my thead
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Jason.
>inb4 Friday the 13th.
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Chris
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>>694141353
Bro I think of Miles Davis.
That's the opposite of bad
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>>694141772
black man
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Hiro.
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>>694140961
>John
Functional alcoholic

>>694141165
>David
Chilled ghetto looking dude who is actually good and honest

>>694141295
>Nathan
Christian af parents

>>694141308
>Muhammad
Obvious

>>694141353
>Miles
A way to measure length/distance.

>>694141362
>Dennis
Small dick

>>694141393
>Dani
Skinny dude who would suck a log of shit out of someones asshole

>>694141573
>>694141630
>Tyrone
Obviously retarded ape, gets to fuck stupid whores only

>>694141642
>Evan
Weird beard


Why am I even doing this
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>>694140961
Santino
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>>694140961
Armin
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>>694141829
>triggered
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>>694141630
Fucking niggnog
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Ridley
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>>694141027
I wan to suck a log of shit out of your ass hole
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>>694140961
>are
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>>694141027
I want to suck log of shit out of ass hold
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Neale
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>>694141027
I want i suck log of shit out of his ass hole
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>>694142094
More like Neale in front of a glory hole amirite guise xd
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>>694142013
Ridley bikes are pretty good
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>>694142013
>Ridley

You are either a woman with a cool name or a male who's a douchebag

Sven.

>hardmode:don't mention vikings
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>>694141353
You genuinely sound like a chad that's actually gay.
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>>694141829
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Cecilia
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>>694141027
I want to suck a log of shit out of his ass hold
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>>694142212
>Sven
tallest motherfucker
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>>694141027
I want ro suck a log of shit out of your ass hole
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>>694141890
weeb
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>>694142355
you're breaking my heart,
You're shaking my confidence daily.
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>>694141027
I want yo suck a log if shit out of his ass hole
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>>694141353
From tomorrowland?
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Gareth
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>>694142355
Stuck up white chick with a bully boyfriend
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>>694141027
I want to suck a log of shit out of yo ass hole
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Michel

>not French or Jewish
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>>694141890
Shima?
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>>694141027
I want to suck a log of shit out of his ass hole.
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>>694142467
:(
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>>694141027
I want to suck a log of shit out of his ass hole!
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>>694142666
how devilish!
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>>694141926
>skinny tranny who would suck a logs.
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>>694140961
Esteban
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>>694141027
I want to suck a log of shit out of his ass hole
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>>694142614
True
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Noah
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Alexander
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>>694141027
I want to suck a log of shit out of his ass hole..
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>>694142809
really fuckable goth femboy
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>>694141027
I want ro suck a log of shit out of your ass hole..
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>>694142467
:)
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>>694141027
I want to duck a log of shit out of his asshole
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>>694141027
I vant to suck a log of shit out of your ass hole
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>>694142809
Weird guy who builds a big boat all day

>captcha: select all boats
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marvin
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Viktor.
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Frank, reporting in.

>>694142013
So there's a bounty hunter chasing your dragon ass?
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>>694141027
I vvant to suck a log of shit out of your ass hole
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Alyssa
>tits or gtfo
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Noah
>pic related faggots
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>>694141027
I want to suck a log of shit out of your ass holee
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>>694143060
token black guy that does nothing wrong and is perfectly fine as a person but indirectly gets shit for being black
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>>694143060
You are wolfkin and a loner.
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>>694141027
I want to suck a log of shit out of his asshole...
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Colonel Clayton "Cornbread" Hershell Whitaker the third
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Morgan

yes am fem
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>>694141027
I want ro suck a log shit out of his ass hole
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Mine is Žiga, good luck, curious what pops up to that
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>>694143136
With all the logs sucked out of assholes ITT you can build an ark.
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>>694143257
go back to your tipi
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>>694141027
I want log of shit to suck from his ass hole
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>>694142853
You dress nicely, like occult or paranormal things, and would love to join a secret society.
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Sebastian
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>>694142581
Fictional
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>>694143257
CORN ON BREAD ON CORN ON CORN ON BREAD.
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Spencer
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Benjamin
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>>694141027
Log of shit from ass hole...
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Trevor
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Duncan here
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>>694141027
I want to suck a log of shit out of his butthole
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Dongus

I hate myself
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>>694140961
Mine is Noella.
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>>694143113
bony, skinny creepy girl with ratty thats always overly obsessed with just one guy, and eventually kidnaps them, saws their limbs off, then forcefully collects sperm from horrifying, slow unblinking eye contact with a insanely large smile so she can happily have a kid who she will eventually eat
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Eugene
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Alper.
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>>694141027
I want to suck a log of shit out of your butthole
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>>694143279
chill for the most part but short tempered
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>>694143454
Pig pen
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>>694140961
Donnie J Trump

Actually

Robert
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My name is Wikke
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Jay
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Tim
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>>694143511
>>694143522
>>694143533


CHECKED
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>>694143315
You are the tribe shaman, just like your father before you. By grinding up the dried carcasses of dead frogs and then snorting them you achieve enlightenment, and set the spiritual path for your tribesmen to walk.
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Bharat

I'm not even telling you where im from because i can sense the shit posts brewing
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Jakob
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>>694143522
Didn't think this thread would get me hard, ty man
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>>694141027
I want to suck a log of shit out of his ass holed
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>>694143315
Your name is Zynga? Will you make me play farmville?
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Giovanni
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>>694143315
A grubby fat old man with a hairy buttondick
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Maximus
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>>694141027
I want suck shit out of ass hole
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Kevin
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>>694143637
you're Indian your name means India
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>>694141027
I want ass hole in log of shit
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>>694143533
Mr. Krabs?
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>>694143685
Your stand is shit
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>>694143658
With a K? Your parents retarded anon?
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>>694140961
My name is Anders.
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>>694143379
Suave and witty, the ladies all seem to desire you, but you are too preoccupied with your own thoughts to notice their subtle hints.
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>>694141027
I want to suck a log of shit out of his ass holle
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Name is Aaron.
How are you doing anons?
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Bruno

>inb4 mexifag
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Christian.

my name was almost Anscher
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>>694143079
You're tall enough and strong enough to be a bodyguard, but you'd never hurt anyone.

>>694143279
You're probably a little shorter than most girls your age, and probably have a weird sadistic side.
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>>694141027
Ass hole log of shit
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>>694143737
Nobody likes a Kevin, please die asap.
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Paddy
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>>694141027
Log of shit
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>>694143511
Reminds me of Nutella
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>>694143522
*with ratty hair
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>>694143804
Something like German I guess
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>>694141027
Log of shit.
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>>694143685
Pokémon leader dude guy
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>>694143633
I wish, good one though
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>>694143830
I would not catch a grenade for you, faggot
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>>694143685
I'd like two pizzas please
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Tyson
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>>694143404
Jew
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Alistair
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Taylor
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>>694141027
I want to suck a log of shit out of your ass hole.
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>>694143511
That's not a name
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>>694143825
you're a everyman mechanic with a black big truck who fucks his dog and only ever eats grilled meat
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Chad
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M names Romi
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>>694143748
Oh hey didn't think anyone here would know that. how'd you know?
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>>694144032
Ok, Ms. Swift
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>>694143637
You are the demi-God offspring of an Indian man having sex with a Holy Cow, and you have spent most of your life inside of a temple where you are worshiped by naked monks. You spend your free time learning how to play the harp, and with assembling bombs.
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>>694141027
I want to suck a log of shit out of your ass hole
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Reggie
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>>694141027
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>>694141027
I wsnt to suck a log of shit out of your ass hole
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My name is Pussyslayer McCumBucketts
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>>694140961

Reid
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>>694143685
Crime Boss
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>>694143079
>>694143845
>mfw I'm actually taking courses to become a security guard of the highest caliber.
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>>694141027
I want to suck a log of shit ouut of his ass hole
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Jaques
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>>694140961
Linas.
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>>694144194
thennks shiemo
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Hudson
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>>694143609
Hey hey Wickie, hey Wickie hey
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>>694144217
Riley? <3
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>>694143511
Is that supposed to be Noel, but even more feminine than it already is?
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>>694141027
I want to suck a log of shit
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>>694144155
>Indian man having sex with a holy cow
well you certainly depicted my parents accurately
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>>694144163
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>>694144064
I just searched it up. People name their female child Noella dumbass.
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I want to suck log of shit
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Jürgen
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Am i the first donald in here?!?!
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>>694144329
ty for earworm
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>>694140961
Daniel
>Don't say Keem
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Mike's Vadim
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>>694143522
Witnessed. Hair is kind of ratty right now
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Mine is Josh
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>>694140961
Ancelyn. Plz be gentle.
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>>694144442
And I'm the first Mickey in here?! Wut
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>>694144354

I jerk off to her all time i wish .. then I could be Reid Reid
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>>694141027
I want to suck a log of shit out of your ass hole!
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I'm Jayden.
I have two brothers, Aiden and Brayden
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>>694144013
Nope
I'm registered as a Catholic, but I'm not religious at all
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>>694144403
Noella dumbass is a terrible name to give a child, dumbass
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Christian
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>>694144283
Tu pyderastas Linai :)
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>>694144477
Where is Drake?
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>ctrl+f my name, nothing

Artis.
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>>694144572
Catholics are just Jews with a Jesus
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>>694140961
Shlomo
>no members of my family were/are jewish
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>>694144572
>registered as catholic
wat
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>>694144640
SPHERICAL
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>>694144477
Oprah lover
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>>694144601

skinny, crack loving very funny nigger
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>>694144135
Just like every Chad before you, and every Chad that will follow in your footsteps, you are dumb as a bag of shit yet somehow manage to pull blonde bimbos with your "impressive gains" and "bad boy attitude".
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Christian
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>>694144601
a fucking faglord
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>>694144656
That is a name?
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Mine is chase.
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>>694141826
Complete fucking faggot
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Harleigh

I blame my dad for the way it's spelled.
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>>694144760
Nickelback
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Gregory, I just go by Greg
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>>694144804
APPARENTLY you're a bank Company
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>>694143678
back to school for you mister, need to tech you how to read, I'll toss a few interesting letters for you to read Č Ć Š Ž Đ, should be a piece of cake
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>>694144671
don't know why I giggled like a bitch at this
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Quade here
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>>694144524
source?
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Adrian
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>>694144804
And what are you after?
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>>694141027
I want to suck a log of shit out of your ass hole
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Leo
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Harry
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my name is Jürgen
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>>694144903
boring generic white guy that has a decent amount of friends
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No Steve yet?
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>>694141027
I want suck shit ass hoe
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Harrison.
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>>694144895
What kind of nigger name is that?
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>>694144978
nazi
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>>694144989
only Steve-o
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Louis. Fucking test me, dude, i've got the name of french kings
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>>694142453
No dude, I hate anime, but unfortunately my fucking retarded hispango mom thought that was a good name.
>>694142657
As if I've never heard that one before.
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>>694141027
I want ro suck log of shit ass hole
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>>694141946
Anime fag
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>>694141027
I wnat to suck shit from ass home
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>>694145024
I bet you drive a ford
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>>694144474

MrRepzion?
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>>694144895
>Quade
kek'd at that name
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>>694141027
I want suck shit out of his ass hole
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Simon
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>>694144956
My name is also Harry id say your a cool guy.
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>>694145036
how do you come to this conclusion?
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>>694141027
I want shit from your ass hole
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My name is khan and I'm not a terrorist
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>>694145053
You're a small Jewish dude living in an apartment block with Sigourney Weaver
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Adolf
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>>694144329
yep thats me
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>>694145265
Can you please change your first names first letter to c?
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My name is Wander
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>>694145053
bald nigger
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>>694141027
I want to suck a log of shit out of his ass hole
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Patrick
lets go /b/
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>>694141027
I want ro suck a log kf shit out of your ass
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>>694145318
Are you 90 or something?
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>>694145174
Fuck onision I love dead pool and fat chicks. Close enough?
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>>694145245
German name that noone would torture his kid with after 1930
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Owen. I'm pretty much what you'd expect.
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>>694144903
You have "wild and unkempt" long hair because you think it looks "rad" but in reality you just look like a semi-homosexual. Cut your hair, Adrian. Seriously.
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>>694141027
I want to suck a log of shit out of your ass ho3
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Nero

...my grandfather was rather weird
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>>694145318
I mean that's an illegal name soooo.
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>>694143872
my nigga
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>>694145318
Pretty nice guy
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>>694145478
Okay Mr. Wilson
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>>694144899

no idea
>dubs checked
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>>694145265
you Muslim or were you parents weird trek fans?
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>>694145443
shut the fuck up MrRepzion
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I'm Marc-Alan.
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>>694141027
I want to suck a log of shit out of your ass hoel
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>>694145503
wtf how is adolf illegal
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>>694145499
Nero do make some good music though
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>>694145377
are there actually niggers called Louis? haven't seen any yet. Also, no.
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>>694141027
I want to suck a log of sht out of your ass hole
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>>694145549
you mean Macallan?

I love your 38
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