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>Invited to a cool kids party in 5th grade. >Really exited

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>Invited to a cool kids party in 5th grade.
>Really exited to go because I didn't have many friends.
>Around 20 kids were there, most from his football team or school.
>We played football in the backyard and then went to the basement for the sleepover part.
>Everyone gathers in a circle to play truth or dare.
>If you refuse a truth or a dare you're out. last one left wins.
>I want to be cool and win so people will like me.
>after an hour about 5 kids including me were left.
>Dares began to get hard.
>its my turn and one of the kid pulls out a trunk filled with his sisters dress up clothes.
>The guys pick out a frilly pink tutu and heels for me to wear.
>ohshitwhatdoido.jpeg
>start putting it on over my pants but its not good enough for them
>I go into the closet, strip naked and put it on because at that age I didn't wear underwear.
>I walk out and all the guys laugh at me.
>Embarrassed and confused because I had a boner.
>I go to take it off but they want me to wear it for the rest of the game.
>Next guy's turn for a dare
>everyone wants to see him dry hump me.
>I want to say no but I like the attention so I just play along.
>He grabs me and dry humps me doggy style for about 30 seconds.
>halfway through I can feel him getting a boner through his jeans.
>I'm aroused, confused, excited and embarrassed all at once.
>kid quickly sits back down.
>Guys are laughing hysterically and making fun of us.
>For the next guy's turn they want him to kiss me.
>He refused and was eliminated but the next boy would.
>He pecks me on the cheek but they make him kiss me on the lips.
>I feebly protest but let him do it anyway.
>Next guy drank a cup of someones spit or something.
>They make the next guy strip to his underwear and streak outside.
>Kid strips down to a pair of briefs but no one can go upstairs because the parents would hear.
>After much deliberation they decide to make that guy dry hump me in only his briefs.
Cont.?
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Bump
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Cont Op you have my interest
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>I get on my hands and knees like a good slut while the guy grabs my hips and starts thrusting.
I should add that when im on my hands and knees with my ass up, the frilly part of the tutu flops onto my lower back and the only thing covering my ass is a single thin layer of polyester mesh which everyone can see. Basically I looked like OP pic related minus the cock and the cum.
>I can feel his cock and balls hit up against my asshole with every thrust.
>he gets a boner too and I can clearly feel it as he presses up against me.
>The guys sat mesmerized watching.
>After a solid minute he lets go me.
>"O-okay anon know you have to..."
>Awkward silence for about 30 seconds
>"Reply to this post or else you're mom will die in her sleep."
I still know know one of the guys and Im convinced he still remembers it.
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Bumping for intrigue
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Obvious bullshit, but go ahead
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you lost me here:
"at that age I didn't wear underwear"
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You sick fucking basterd op. God Damn I Feel baited. GG
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>>694127570
As if it would be anything other than that
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bump
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>>694127570
Such creativity wasted. I was beggining to think you werent that much of a faggot
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>>694127151
kill yourself you fucking subhuman faggot
if you even have to ask if you should cont you seriously do not belong on 4chan
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>at that age I didn't wear underwear
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>>694128497
You're an idiot
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>>694127570
Go kill yourself.
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>>694127151
>The guys pick out a frilly pink tutu and heels for me to wear.
>ohshitwhatdoido.jpeg
>start putting it on over my pants but its not good enough for them
>I go into the closet, strip naked and put it on because at that age I didn't wear underwear
Garbage
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>>694127570
Hot story
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>>694127570
OP is confirmed faggot
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>>694127570
Asshat
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>>694127570
end life
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>>694127570

what a waste of a boner
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Trap thread?
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>>694127570
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>>694127570
Fu k I
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>>694127570
10/10, boner ruined, you win
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>>694127151
>>694127570
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>>694130037
knkkl
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>>694128655
I'm digging the misaka misaka gif there bud.
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>>694127570
Fuck you
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>>694130037
St
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>>694127570
what the fuck
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>>694127570
dfg
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>>694127151
>>694127570
This was originally posted on /cuteboys/ on baitchan. Op is actually a faggot. I would know.
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>>694127570
Fek
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>>694130037
plsno
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seawfqa
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>>694127151
Cont. please
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>>694127151
sauce for the pic
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>>694127570
Fucker
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>>694127570
lol
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>>694127570
w0w
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>>694127570
get rekt
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>>694127570
mother...
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>>694127570
Nigger
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>>694127570
>not walk the dinosaur

still well done OP
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>>694127570
your*
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>>694127570
stop that
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>>694130037
stop
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>>694127570
fag
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>>694127570
fuck you, dammit
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>>694130037
i hate you
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>>694127570
kys
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>>694127570
nigger
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>>694127570
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>>694127570
Kek
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>>694127570
>>694130037
fuck
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>>694127570
.
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>>694127570
die
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>>694130037
shietttttttt
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>>694127570
fuck you man
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>>694127570
shit
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>>694127570
You're a dick
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cunt
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>>694127570
You win.
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will OP continue or was this all for the mother is kill in her sleep joke
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>>694127151
Hey man just a quick heads up that the gif you posted can be traced back to you and I'm busy doing it now cause you're a faggot. OP's details posted soon for anyone interested.
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Continue?
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>>694137862
Calm down you 12 year old.
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Continue
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>>694127570
bitch I've been immune from 2008, but Im gonna reply just to say fuck you for getting me bonered and letting me hang you fucking asshole
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>>694127570
AAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>694130037
Goddammit
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>>694127151
Is there a version of this without the dick of the maid? I want to like this but it's super gay atm.
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>>694127570
This is fucking great
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>>694130037
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>>694127570
well played
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>>694127570
Cancer of 4chan
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>>694130037
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>>694127570
fag
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>>694130037
dy
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>>694127570
God dammit
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>>694127570
God dammit
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>>694127151
faggot
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>>694127570
fuck you u fagit
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can we turn this into a green text thread?
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>>694141841
How about someone continues OP's greentext without the "die in her sleep tonight" post.
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>>694129303
Holy fuck that's terrifying
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>>694130037
kekus
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>>694127570
Nigger
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Anyone?
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>>694142093
I feel like there's more to it
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>>694130037
nigger
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>>694127151
Wtf asshole reported
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Moar
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>>694127570
so much buildup for THAT?!?!
>TOP FUCKIN KEK
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>>694127570
Fucking dammit
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>>694143047
oh come on!! the fuckin tabs!
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>>694127570
Fresh meme
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>>694127570
.
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>>694143047
.
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>>694127570
awww
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>>694127570
nig
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>>694127570
Nigger
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>>694130037
ffs
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>>694130037
no kill pls
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Op continue
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Anyone got green text?
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>>694127570
You fuk
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>>694127570
kys
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>>694130037
ok
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>>694127570
hmm
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I want the rest of this story
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>>694127570
repky
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>>694141488
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Dgsjd
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>>694130037
Cunt
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>>694143047
This shit's got to fucking stop
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>>694127570
Fuck yourself if you're OP. Actually, fuck yourself even if you aren't.
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>>694127570
that's fucking elaborate
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>>694143047
shit
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>>694127570
of course
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>>694130037
fuck this meme
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>>694127570
Faggot
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>>694130037
fuck this meme.
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>>694143047
fuck man
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>>694127570
Ahhh fuck
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>>694127570
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>>694127570
...
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>>694127570
fucking cunt
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>>694127570
nigger
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDvugwXkTnQ
fuck it
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>>694127570
Wankers
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>>694127570
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>>694127570
fuck you cunt.
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>>694130037
Praise immunity cat
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>>694127570
got me
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>>694127570
Fag
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>>694127570
o
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>>694130037
p
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>>694127151
Anybody got any more gifs like such?
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>>694129375
I ball for... gunshots
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>>694127570
Hah. Nice one OP
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Is OP gay, or am I gay for finding this interesting?
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fuck off
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>>694148454
Your gay with us
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>>694127570
Fuck off, this was getting good until you memed it up with shit.
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>>694127570
lel
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>>694127570
fuk
u
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>>694127570
Wow
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>>694127570
Zim zam zozzle
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>>694127570
this kid. Your mother cries herself to sleep every night because she failed to abort you.
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>>694127570
Goddamn it.
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>>694148454
both
faggots
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>>694127570
Alright that was good
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>2016
>not being immune with the immunity dog from 5 years ago
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>>694148939
I guess all these people responding to "your mom will die in her sleep" threads werent here 5 years ago then

newfags
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>>694127570
Y
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>>694127570
f
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>>694127570
top kek
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>>694127570
fuck u
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>>694127570
Fag
>>694130037
And you too
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>>694130037
what is up with this shit. u fucking mongo.
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>>694127570
you got me
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>>694127570
damn
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>>694130037
fuck ypu
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>>694127570
fu ku
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>>694127570
kek
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>>694127570
lel
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>>694127570
J
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>>694147789
I would have lost if this was a YLYL thread
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is there more?
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>>694127570
kanzerkampfwagen
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>>694127570
:^)
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>>694127570
aaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>694127570
slut
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>>694130037
Fuckin cancer m8
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>>694127570
clever girl
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loli?
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>>694127570
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Stie cineva ce s-a ales de tipa asta?
Imi aduc aminte ca facea ceva vlog-uri prin vreo...2009-2010 parca, si cum eram puradel la vremea aia, prin gimnaziu, era un fel de crush pentru mine.
Stiti macar daca mai traieste?
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>>694127570
shithead
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>>694127570
yikes
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>>694130037
DAMNIT
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>>694130037

ye
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>>694135774
Wake me up! Wake me up inside!!
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>>694143047
fuck
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>>694127570
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>>694127570
Fuck you man
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>>694127570
Cunt
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>>694127570
-_-
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>>694127570
Fuck you
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>>694130037
Fuck you
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>>694148544
:)
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>>694150011
Sauce plz?
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Fuck off u faggot
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>>694127570
dank memes
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>>694151520
In the end police fucks you
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>>694127570
well shit
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>>694127570
>the kid pulls out
xD
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>>694151520
more?
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moar?
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>>694130037
Well shit
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>>694130037
fucck you fucking garbotrash shit scum
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>>694127570
moar dont care if fakje
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bruh
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>>694127570
Fuck
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>>694127570
maaaan
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>>694127570
Fuuuuuuuuck
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>>694127570
dammit
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>>694148784
Says the guy who unironically replies to "Your mother will die in her sleep" posts. I can't imagine you being a functioning member of society.

On a side note, good job, OP. You weeded out the morons yet again.
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>>694127570
God daum it
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>>694143047
Oh god that actually made me laugh. Am i sick? I'm sick aren't i.
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>>694127570
spaghetti and meatballz
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>>694127570
fucking hell
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>>694143047
FUCKING SHIT
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>>694127570
Benis
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>>694127570
dick
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>>694127570
I think I have to go offline for a few weeks till this cancer stops
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>>694127570
fag
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>>694127570
fuck you
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>>694127570
wow
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>>694143047
Cuck
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>>694127570
shiiiiet
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>>694127570
fucking shit
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>>694127570
hbcvhdf
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I knew you were a faggot OP
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>>694127570
Nice one OP
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Good job OP
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>>694127570
OP is a faggot
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>>694130037
c
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>>694130037
c>>694127570
wef
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>>694127570
ffs
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>>694127570
why is this a thing
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>>694130037
what is the image
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>>694127570
>>694130037

no
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>>694127570
baits
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>>694130037
baits
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>>694127570
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>694127151
>5th grade
>didn't wear underwear
Wat
>get a boner from being in drag
Oh boy, here we go.
>someone is dared to molest you
>you want to say no but don't because you like the attention
We all knew you were a whore, the second you decided to post.
>for 30 seconds
>aroused by his boner
Jesus fucking christ, you slut.
>he's fine with humping you but won't kiss you
kek
>dry hump dare 2,0
Boring tbh
>dry humping 2.0
>for a solid minute
>solid
Fucking kek m8
>>694127570

This was a good post. Thanks for sharing, OP. You fucking fairy. Love you.
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>>694127570
fuck off u inbred fuck
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>>694127570
gegag
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>>694140094
Get rekt faggot. No one is immune to blue balling.
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>>694127570
reply
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>>694130037
fuck u
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kek
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>>694127570
You fucking cunt
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>>694147789
Holy shit, my sides.
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>>694127570
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sdfsdfsfdsf
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>>694127570
haven't gotten got that hard in a while.
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>>694127151
>>694127474
>>694127610
>>694127720
>720Obvious bullshit, but go ahead
>>694128497
>>694128563
>>694128696
https://discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbmdqbZD

come visit b gay general
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>>694127570
Wow you just love niggers don't you
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>>694127570
Bastard
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>>694127570
heck
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>>694127570
df
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>>694127570
H>>694127570
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>>694127570
cunt
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>>694127570
Expected AF man..
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>>694127570
LUL
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>>694127151
>>694127570

I thought I was the only tourist here.
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>>694127570
fug
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>>694130037
k
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>>694127570
1
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>>694127570
Good one OP, good one X,D
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>>694127570
FUCK
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>>694130037
fuck you
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>>694127570
XD
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>>694130037
fuky you again
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>>694127570
Nigger faggot
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Fuck you
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>>694127570
gs
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>>694130037
>>694127570
aAAAAAAA
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>>694127570
aye brah
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>>694130037
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>>694127570
Worth it
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>>694127570
Fuck you
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>>694127570
fug you :DDD
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>>694130037
>>694127570
nice meme
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>>694130037
Goddamnit
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>>694127570
Nah
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>>694158855
No
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>>694127570
Jew
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>>694158855
no
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>>694127570
ya got me
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>>694127570
08790789
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>>694127570
rip
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>>694127570
you...
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>>694127570
Hah
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>>694127570
YOU NIGGER
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>>694127570
Lol
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