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Hey /b/ - 19yo who's just shaved for the first time - opinions?

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Hey /b/ - 19yo who's just shaved for the first time - opinions? c;
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nice
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>>694123616
You missed a couple of hairs. Other then that, you have a nice pussy.
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>>694123616
Did you shave your tits?
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Another angle. :3
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Looks like a decent shave job, should spread ass cheeks and show us though, honestly most girls I've been with miss some there and that's the critical part
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Would eat out
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>>694123616
no year/10
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FACE !
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How about spread labias, some miss in there
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mmm meaty..
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>>694123616

Looks edible
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op needs to post tits
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>>694123749
damn girl, you like anal?
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>>694123749

id eat
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>>694123809
true dat nigga.
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>>694123616
Good tiddis too
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>>694123616
Shwo your clit with your lips spread. Pretty well shaved. Vould you show us your asshole?
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thats one fat disgusting pussy
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>>694123616
You missed a few stray hairs. Half a job.
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woo hoo!
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>>694123749
Nice. Show us full body. I want to see those tits
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>>694123616
>I'm Thinkin' Arby's™
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Would bend over and fuck doggystyle.
10/10
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>>694123838
Kill yourself
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Here /b/ - have some boobs.
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>>694123616
you have such perfect lips.Would love to eat you out.
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>>694123879
Jesus Christ man go get a drink
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>>694123616
would eat you out anytime,
Can you spread it?
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>>694123749
Truly disgusting asshole you've got there
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damn near perfect pussy...
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>>694123749
delicious rosebud and pussy 10/10 would rail
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feet please.
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That is actually a really good job. Looks good all around.
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>>694123972
DAMN!
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>>694123616
Where you from? You look tasty and I'm hungry ;)
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Flawless. Can we see your face?
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>>694123616
>>694123749
>>694123972
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>>694123972
god damn. your body was made for sex 10/10
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>>694123972
Some stretch marks did you lost a bit of weight? Well your tits are still big and delicious
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>>694123972
you look so tiny, what the fuck
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>>694123972
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So you are planning to get fucked or why did you shave?
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>>694123616
nice ! would bang.
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>>694123972
A really hot girl
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>>694124060
Oh good. The foot fags are here.
>[MAXIMUM_CRINGE_ACHIEVED]
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I would most definitely take you out to dinner and shake your father's hand.
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>>694124103
You're cringey mate.
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Your pussy lips in that first picture made my dick harder than Chinese math. Holyshit. MOAAAAAAAAR!!!!
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Body is basically that of a sex goddess. We need more.
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>>694123749
lose weight, fatty
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>>694123972
um... are those really, really long chest hairs, or hair from your head.
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>>694123616
We're you from, pussy seems nice, good shave
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I WANT TO SEE YOU COVERED IN SOMETHING GOOEY & COLORFUL

WET AND MESSY PLAYTIME WITH THAT WHITE SKIN
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>>694123954
>>694124000
>>694124155

way too many 15 year olds on here
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Very nice job and beautiful pussy,would eat that pussy for days.
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>>694124253
her lips looks like a box of cow tongues.
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Location OP?
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feet please.
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>>694123616
>>694123749
>>694123972
Pussy is nice, asshole looks really disgusting though
Also what's with all these random long hairs on your body
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Full frontal w/ face, beautifu?
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>>694123972
DAMN PLOX MOAR
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You look healthy.
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>>694123972
Jesus Christ you´ve got long nipplehairs on your right tit
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>>694124369
>i'm an adult
>i prefer beat up genitals
get out
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>>694123616
>>694123749
>>694123972
wudfug/10
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>>694123616

My GF says she'd love to eat that pussy while I fuck her.
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Pretty fucking hot, I defiantly would not kick you out of bed for farting!
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>>694123616
>>694123749
>>694123972

PLOX NEED MOAR TO CUMBUCKETS
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>>694124541
So your hand can talk?
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>>694123616
THIS ENTIRE THREAD:
>IM DOIN IT MOM
>IM TALKIN 2 A REAL GIRL

Holy shit, you spectacularly sad sperglords. James Franco didn't have this much thirst in 127 hours.
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>>694123972
>>694123972
Write cobi on your tits please
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>>694124369
Amen
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>>694124173
some may call it "growth" anon, when you stretch your body like that too, it's bound to make imperfections on the skin
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>>694124498
>I'm a virgin.
>I think I know what "beat up" genitals look like because I watch a lot of porn.
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>>694123972
>>694123749
>>694123616
Really nice, OP.
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>>694124641
lol hahahah I love you guys :)
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>>694123616
Sharpie in pooper.
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>>694124641

Get back to posting on the gay thread, faggot.
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>>694123972
I would shove my virgin cock right in between those hot tits.
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parpie in shooper
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>>694123616
looks delicious
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/b/ - I don't have any body hair left, any strays are probably because I was doing my hair before taking photos.

Here's spread, as requested.

And in regards to 'damn she looks small' - I'm 4"11.
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>>694123616
9/10. Your pussy is a little bigger than my taste. Nice tits though.
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>>694124641
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>>694124641
get this redditor out of here.
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>>694123972
Sweet baby Jesus. Post more of that glorious body
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>>694123616
you shaved too close
you've shaved off your "feminine penis" by accident

(am i doing it rite?)
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>>694123616
put finger in pussy and post pic with timestamp
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>>694124842
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>>694123616
Op? Have you got snapchat?
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>>694124842
any sharpies near by?
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>>694124842
Where u live let's hook up 28 fireman ;)
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>>694124842
How many guys have fuck this hole?
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>>694123616
What's up with your labia?
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>>694124842

I would shower you in my cum
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>>694124324
>>694124418
This is what happens when you don't properly clean the hair out of the lint trap.
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>>694125014
Fucking virgin
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>>694123616
Now I know what a perfect pussy looks like.
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>>694124842
you american?
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"just shaved for the first time"

>asshole is falling apart
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>>694124842
looks way better like that.

how about a pic of your body when you'r standing up?
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>>694125014
Fuck off virgin ... they all look different
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>>694123972
Lovley. I would go balls deep with you~
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>>694125121
>[FEDORA-TIPPING INTENSIFIES]
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>>694124842
I hope you have a nice big dick to fuck you whenever you want. Your body is perfectly amazing
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>>694124842
Yeah I'd rape you.
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>>694124842
this is relevant to my interests
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>>694124842
you have really nice hands,
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>>694123616
>19
>nice tits
>nice cunt
quite the catch
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>>694123972
You look amazing! I have to ask, what size are you boobs?
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Masturbate for us
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m'lady M'Lady...Sweet, Sweet Princess ,,, A Knight's Prayer For You: Of all the sunsets and sunrises... Of all the beautiful flowers that grow on this Earth.. Of all the stars that glow in the heavens and the universe... you above all are more beautiful in my eyes. No man has seen nor beheld such a Princess or Goddess as I behold in you. And I have now seen such beauty, warmth, and grace... as I have seen the depths of your beautiful soul. But, alas my heart may never know the honor of holding you, feeling the warmth of your kiss, or the tenderness of your arms. Because of our age difference... my heart will be filled with the honor of having to just behold your warmth and beauty within my dreams... But will be saddened to wake in the mornings to find you not there... Only in my dreams will we love, laugh, and go through the adventures of life... For you M'Lady... I wish you all the happiness, love and joy that life has to offer, and that all your hopes, wishes and dreams will always come true for you... I pray that you may honor me by us becoming friends... and in time more... But M'Lady, my Princess, I will honor your desires... and will respect all your wishes... But in my heart... you will forever be... In all I have written M'Lady... I am very sincere... and hope for that which may not be meant to be...that we may find Camelot together... By Your Leave M'Lady... and with the most honor and respect I can give... I remain., your Servant and Knight forever should you ever have need of me... Sweet Lady,,,, My name is , and I would be very honored if you would allow me the privledge and pleasure of us becoming good and close friends. I believe that friendship should be first and foremost, no matter what type of relationship 2 people have, and that that friendship should continue to grow each and every day. I know that there are a few (to use a term loosely - lol) years between us. I do pray that that isn't a problem. I totally understand and respect your feeling and
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>>694124842
feet please//
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>>694125246
yeah...but..whats the catch
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You look fine anon. I prefer slimmer women, I guess you could have lost 5kg and look really great.

Your tits will take you places.
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OP, send vids.
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>>694123616
nice !

From ??

nude pic with high heels please
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>>694124842
Havent jerked of in a week.Would love to empty my full balls into your hot pussy.
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>>694125298
FUCK OFF WITH THE FOOT CRINGE
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>>694124155
Virgin detected
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>>694124842
>>694124855
Nevermind my comment "little bigger". If you're 4'11, then you're perfect. Hot body, perfect tits, beautiful pussy, cute skin (despite the non-so-unatractive stretch marks). You're a 10.
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are you a boy or a girl?
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Holy fucking shit, can't handle the autism in this thread
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>>694125375
Christ, make it stop.
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>>694123616
Shaved the first time with 19, what the hell is wrong with you?
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>>694124842
Short arse
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>>694125444
This.
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>>694123616
>>>694124842
>feet please//
Fuck off feet fgt get a job
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>>694125123
what was your first clue? was it that she wrote the time as 16:40 when hardly anybody in the US writes the time like that? or that that's about five hours ahead of EST?
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>>694123616
Can we please have sex? I want to make you preggos so hard.!! :)
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/b/, my pussy is messed up, it doesnt pop out like this
what is wrong w/ it?
pic kinda similar but this 1 is nasty!
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>>694124842
You make me so hard.
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>>694125187
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>>694124185
havent seen moar boar in a while
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>>694125610
Jesus fuck all these autism
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>>694125449
>implying anything can stop the Cringe Train once it pulls out of Foreveralone Station
>inb4 bump limit
>inb4 404
>inb4 a dozen threads screaming "OP COME BACK"
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>>694123972
Holt shit 10/10
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>m'lady M'Lady...Sweet, Sweet Princess ,,, A Knight's Prayer For You: Of all the sunsets and sunrises... Of all the beautiful flowers that grow on this Earth.. Of all the stars that glow in the heavens and the universe... you above all are more beautiful in my eyes. No man has seen nor beheld such a Princess or Goddess as I behold in you. And I have now seen such beauty, warmth, and grace... as I have seen the depths of your beautiful soul. But, alas my heart may never know the honor of holding you, feeling the warmth of your kiss, or the tenderness of your arms. Because of our age difference... my heart will be filled with the honor of having to just behold your warmth and beauty within my dreams... But will be saddened to wake in the mornings to find you not there... Only in my dreams will we love, laugh, and go through the adventures of life... For you M'Lady... I wish you all the happiness, love and joy that life has to offer, and that all your hopes, wishes and dreams will always come true for you... I pray that you may honor me by us becoming friends... and in time more... But M'Lady, my Princess, I will honor your desires... and will respect all your wishes... But in my heart... you will forever be... In all I have written M'Lady... I am very sincere... and hope for that which may not be meant to be...that we may find Camelot together... By Your Leave M'Lady... and with the most honor and respect I can give... I remain., your Servant and Knight forever should you ever have need of me... Sweet Lady,,,, My name is , and I would be very honored if you would allow me the privledge and pleasure of us becoming good and close friends. I believe that friendship should be first and foremost, no matter what type of relationship 2 people have, and that that friendship should continue to grow each and every day. I know that there are a few " etc said the fedora tipping virgin copypasta faggot.
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>>694125444
>>694125533
trips n' dubs
get rekt scrubs
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>>694123616
Mmmmmm.....BEEFY
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>>694125444
Checked
Also this you sad fucks
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fake. its definately a trap pussy.
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>>694123616

Does your vagina smell like fish? I like it when they stink :))
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>>694124648
Please OP
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still don't have a year that I've seen. time dif between your "timestamp" puts you in eastern europe? dunno. nice stuff anyway.
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>opinions?

In my opinion, you need to drop about 40 lbs.
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I'm from the UK. :)

Have to go out now but thanks for opinions. And at all the little virgins who haven't ever seen a real pussy/asshole before, no, they don't all look like they do in porn, sad fags. <3
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hold a note that says "Yarin 38"

this would make my virgin friend so happy!
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>>694125695
Wheres your balls? Nice dicklet though
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>>694124842
Girl you are gorgeous! Nice body!
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>>694125928
>"fake. its definately a trap pussy"
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>>694125976
you're a faggot
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5/7, would tongue punch fartbox.
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>>694126032
fuck tiem..

extra points for dick in that
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>>694123749
beautiful ass 10/10 would rim
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>>694126032
You have hemorroids
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>>694124842
>>694124842
>>694124842

Would you kindly open a bit moar and show me your peehole???

>>694126032 Damn Lucky Faggot

Time for some fuck
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>>694123616
Hi! Few things to start off =]
1. Yes, I'm replying to you because you're a femanon( 'tis an awesome thing to see!)
2. I'm Brian
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not your stereotypical guy. If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen! xD

>>694123850
>>694124155
>>694124314
very rude
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>>694126032
Tell you BF to cum on your face.
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All you Fags no NOTHING about pussy .. try this sight and maybe you will learn something
Largelabiaproject ..... org
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>>694126192
no. u
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>>694126032
coming to the UK in 3 weeks if you need some latin cock
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>>694126032
Great one op you sir are a legend
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>>694126032
Delicious
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>>694125937
If it smells like fish it's a tasty dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone. I had another good one but I forgot it.
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>>694126230
*tips fedora*
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>>694126032
Moar please! Your body is amazing!
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>>694126032
where abouts in uk?
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>>694126362
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>>694126032
Thanks for sharing, I had a good fap to this
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>>694126291
12 and 6.. 2 hemorroids, buy some cream
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>>694126397
+1 to this, where you at?
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>>694126032
You do realize that porn is shot using real live human beings who actually do have real pussies and assholes and that they actually do look that way in real life, right? You're fat cow is a 4/10 at best and even then, she's out of your league.

I hope you get her pregnant.
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ass needs loosening up a little
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I like the big meaty lips
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>>694126032
hey UK bitch. Meet me in London so I can bury my 8 inches in all your holes.
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>>694126470
those are the most minor hemorrhoids I've ever seen, you overreacting faggot. If you think that's bad, you'd lose your shit if you saw my asshole.
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>>694126513
your*
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>>694125291
Wow, this dude has NEVER been laid.
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>>694124696
Only if your fat you fucking idiot, otherwise your body wouldnt need to stretch beyond what its supposed to.
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>>694123616
Nice and you get anal action? Doesn't look tight.
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>>694123972
tits too big for my taste.... am i gay?
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>>694126513
hey dude, take a chill pill and get the fuck out of here, how many cunts have you seen in real life ?? need to realize that there's something called "CASTING" in porn to look for pretty cunts and asses.

>inb4 this fuckin 9yo kids triggering me
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>>694126513
Keep thinking porn stars are real and not using makeup to cover the ingrown hairs and ass vits ... stay a virgin for life .. oh and hookers don't really count
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>>694126712
>you'd lose your shit if you saw my asshole.
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>>694126712
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>>694126513
Wew Lad
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>>694126723
>>694126513

this is now a cringe thread
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>>694126724
Either that or he's an obvious troll fishing for idiots.
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>>694126785
>only porn stars use make up.
>all other girls everywhere don't use it
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>>694123616
You got a meaty pussy. I break up with chicks with meaty pussys like yours. But I don't come out and say that's the reason. I'm just a dick to them until they cry and leave of their own volition.
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>>694126513
The internet hate machine dispenses hate.
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>>694124412

UK
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>>694126894
You got it! I found one: >>694126724
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>>694127028
don't like meaty pussies? you're a faggot.
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>>694126513
Says my BF is out of my league - funny considering you haven't even seen my BF (and won't because who I date is none of your business) and I wouldn't ever date a sad little virgin like you babe - go back to your porn and fleshlight, doubt your tiny dick could please me anyway. :)
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>>694125695
I find your pic hot, my name is Cenk, hit me up some time.

Cenk
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>>694124648
>>694125946

here you go
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>>694124703
burn
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>>694124855
>Your pussy is too big for my cock
FTFY
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>>694126513
You seem to have made Op legitimately upset, so I'll give you a 6/10.
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>>694127194
Don't like feet? You're a faggot.

Faggot.

Also, OP. post pic of feet!
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>>694126513
b8
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Mmmmmm
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>>694123616
I'd eat that taco
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>>694126513
masturbator
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>>694123972
Just about perfect. Do you have any way we could contact you
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Is that cottage cheese or stretch marks on her thighs?
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>>694126230
Old meme/10
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>>694123749
Jesus Christ you are truly disgusting. Wouldnt touch that shit with a ten foot pole
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>>694127479
>image.jpg
Ifag
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19yo my ass. more like 39.
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>>694126712

>I now require proof of the shit-losing. Pls. I have reasons somewhere.
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>>694127479
Hello, my name is Cenk. I would like it if we could speak it private.

Cenk
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>>694127757
this...
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>>694126759
Certainly not. Big tits on small women are eww
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>>694123972
You're very stretch-mark-y. I like it.
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>>694127731
Heeeyyy now I wanted to buy an android but the iPhone was a whopping 60$
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>>694123972
came... thx op
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>>694126047

GTFO, turkfaggot
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>>694126087

I hasn't balls
also, dick is shooped
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>>694126047
you are the virgin friend
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>>694123616
Go against the grain if you're gonna have someone bury their face in it. You wouldn't want bristley cheeks on your cooch and I wouldn't want a bristley cooch on my face.

Other than that. 10/10
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>>694126192

only the ones you spotted in dem pics
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>>694123616

I just arrived...is op still here or kill?
Oh and I think I accidentally sat in bubblegum.
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>>694124324
>long chest hair...
lol you virgin beta sub human shit
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>>694127812
That's very formal Cenk however I have to reject you.
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Dear OP.
Please ignore the virginal neckbeards who have never seen a real vagina since they fell out of their mother's. Us true men appreciate the beauty of your body. Thank you.
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>>694123616
there are asshairs left over.
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>>694128076
You're gonna break his heart anon. Cenk is a sensitive man.
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>>694126032

"showing sad fags" your nude body?

hrmmmm.
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>>694127686
Virgin or troll, you choose.
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>>694126513
next youll say there are grills on the internets
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>>694128121
Whiteknight autist is still yet to realise OP left ages ago.
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>>694128204
>or
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>>694128176
>on an anonymous image board

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>694127028
Best you stick to boipussi in that case, more your style.
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>>694124000
Check'd and I fucking lol'd.
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>>694127227

he was the one taking OP's pics
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>>694126360
If it smells like fish then give it a miss and if it tastes like chicken then give it a licken
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>>694128249
>salty OP didn't enjoy his micropenis
>takes it out on anyone he can find
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>>694128204
Lowering your standards for naked , low self-esteem landwhales begging for attention on a board full of autistic basement dwellers. Never change , faggot
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>>694127666

obviously the latter
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>>694128451
I tried to read that but it just says "Salt salt salt salt salt." I think ya did something wrong.
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>>694128451
Fuck not given.
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>>694124842
where is your clitoris?

i cant stop wondering if this is a manpussy...
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>>694126032
noice m8 , post pic with bf dick in you before go out
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>>694123616
Most disgusting pussy I have ever seen.

>>694123749
Asshole is terrible too.

Kill yourself.
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>>694126513
kek, +1
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>>694128599

keep wondering, manpussy appreciator
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>>694126032
Hope you live somewhere near Sunderland, your perfect.
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>>694128543
I bet you can just feel her cottage cheese thighs rubbing all over those sausage link fingers of yours, can't you?
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>>694128666
>I've never seen another humans genitals in person
>but I like to act like my opinion on them means something

Ftfy kek
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>>694128799
Damn dude. It's doin it again. I know you're saying something but it just says Salt a bunch of times again.

Why so salt anon?
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?
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>>694124369
No your just a fat desperate neckbeard who will fuck anything
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>>694124696
Others may call it "how long since you lost all the weight?" Why else is she so desperate for validation? Learn to spot the signs and you can fuck fine chicks who are as grateful as fat chicks should be
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>>694128764

no, I'm in London
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>>694126759
You'ra flaming homo.
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>>694128969
Are you 12? You realize you're not even using that word in the right context right? The fuck would I be salty over ?
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>>694129040
>he types with his cheeto fingers
>wiping his eyes with a cum sock
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Im lovin it ;)
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Pas mal
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ITT bait master who's been waiting a year to do this and newfags
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whiteknighting intensifies
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>>694126292
OP still here.

Hey, that sounds great. Can you post your phone number here?

UK is pretty small too, so I'm sure wherever you're going to be is walking distance from where I live.
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>>694129138
It keeps doin it. Look man. If you're not gonna say anything but Salt, I'm not gonna engage with ya anymore. You need to settle down and think about what you type before you just mash out salt twenty times again.
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>>694128451
go on 9fag if you dont like it here faggot , why are you still here?
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>>694129358
That's too serious for me
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>>694129268
literal worst troll attempt
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>>694129158
McTaco
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>>694128666
says jealous grill that has the weight of a fuking truck
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>>694123616
mehh should have left a strip.
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>>694129274
This is basically the text version of 'i can't hear you blah blah' good job kid you're real smart
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Since OP obviously isn't still here I'll just go ahead and post my butt so the thread can die quick and painlessly.
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>>694123616
outie
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>>694129475
Lmao a Royal with cheese X)
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>>694129551
didn't realize it was 2001
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>>694123616
No before pic?
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>>694128599
Asking the real questions
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>>694124253
Chinese trigonometry is the expression, and honestly the Chinese rip off and reverse engineer everything anyways, so it's kind of a dumb expression
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>>694129274
Don't respond to me or my wife's son ever again.
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>>694123892
All these desperate low standard fucks disagre
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>>694123616
>>694123749
Actually gagged. Holy shit that is terrible.
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>>694129138
>salt salt salt salt salt
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>>694123616
Lookin good, anon.
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>>694129713
me either. good to know. 11 more years to prepare for 2012 when the world is gonna end. WIN!
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>>694123616
you've got the same pussy as the girl I hooked up with last night, but bigger tits. This is eerie
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>>694126032
Hahaha in australia your puss would be censored if you did porn. Too much roast beef.
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>>694127340
>fagblocks
kek'd harder than I should have
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>>694125298
Gtfo with this stinky get shit. Fucking beta fag
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>>694129905
go back to fucking your wallaroos or whatever the fuck you call 'em, ya foken prison-born bastard
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>>694129551
Didn't know hair was still in.
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How does my very clearly female pussy compare to OPs?
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>>694129551
Get out dad.
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>>694129620
That's a nice butt. Timestamp?
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>>694130044
kek
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>>694126513
VIRGIN DETECTED BAHHAA
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>>694130128
son you better get off of here you summerfagg!!!
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>>694130186

I'm so tired I don't even want to get up. These are all pics/gifs I posted over the weekend, you can believe it or not.
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