Waifu claiming thread.
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>>694086965
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed.
cuh cuh cuh lamed
>>694095992
Yeah I should have taken one earlier today but I kept putting it off.
Kirara Claimd.
I've got good new and bad news. Well it's not really bad, it's more neutral than anything else, but it's not good either.
Clammed
Miho claimed
>>694096127
Milk!
>>694096140
Hello Squid girl.
>>694096140
What's up Ika?
>finally found all Shiki's GO lines translated
These are great, void a cute.
>"You can use your Command Spells more. Being ordered around is fun. Is it because anyone is fine, or is it because you are special? I still do not know."
>>694096127
I know that feeling, have a bad habit of putting them off even when I've been sweating a lot.
Saber claimed just got done with getting new images
Gonna call it a night here
Umbasa /waifu
>claimed
>>694095108
It's not all bad. From down here I can take a peek at something ;^)
>>694095212
Haha, it fits perfectly though doesn't it? The mannerisms, way they walk, and of course the height make it doable.
>Best idol claimed
>>694096330
The silver trophy? :^)
>>694096127
I took my first shower today in a couple of days maybe a little more than a week.
>>694096204
>>694096207
Hello to both of you. How are you today?
Anyways, good news is a bought a phone today. I also about 20 minutes banked into my laptop too meaning I have enough time to transfer my folder to my phone.
Bad/neutral news is that my phone will arrive in a couple days.
>>694096128
Best girl.
>>694096204
Milk Drinker.
>>694096208
Same, finally got too much for me though, and I wasn't gonna sleep like that.
>>694096217
Goodnight
>>694096270
Sup Shiro. Hows things?
>>694096391
So youll be lewd to Maki but not anyone else.
>feels bad man
Off I go
Good night thread and remember, you have a heart of gold, dont let them take it from you
Umbasa
>>694096081
How was the sleep?
>>694096500
Oh, you know. Life. You?
>>694096524
Goodnight! And thanks for that compliment, even if I have no clue what is about.
>ika
>>694096441
Still awake like always....
You?
>>694096450
Only the best.
>>694096330
it's offical, The Volus race is the Danny Devito of Mass Effect.
Well it's been fun but I'm off to bed. Hope you like the Indoctrination Theory documentary! And thanks for talking with me! hopefully I'll see you later.
Good night everyone!
>>694096608
Eh, 3am, Imma go to sleep too. Goodnight peeps.
>>694096441
So-so, kinda leaning towards good more so now though.
And that's sweet, I think! Still need that universal charger yo.
>>694096500
How was that being lewd?!
>>694096717
>>694096524
Night you two.
>>694096608
Same, really. Had a good night last Friday but still waiting on closure from the previous week. Should be sometime this week.
>>694096770
That was quick. Goodnight!
>>694096790
The tease.
>>694096696
Yup.
Claimed under the Waifu Claiming Association
claim
>>694096696
I just came back from some hanging out. I smell like cigarettes right now.
>>694096770
Goodnight shiro!
>>694096790
I do need that charger too, but id rather a phone than a charger. Now I can solve my internet problem, my phone problem, and 4chan problem.
>>694096894
>>694096901
Hello there
best girl
>>694096391
Oh it's a trophy all right, although I didn't think you'd wear silver ;^)
>>694096524
Night.
>>694096717
If only they'd gotten him to voice them. Would of been glorious.
I'll look into it! If they're carrying this over to Andromeda a little background knowledge won't be bad. Don't mention it friendo, take care and sleep well.
>>694096588
Pretty good, would be better if I was smart enough to go to bed earlier.
>>694097052
Hello
>>694096450
Showers always wake me up too so I guess it makes sense for you to stay up.
>>694096879
What tease?!
>>694097052
That offer is still there, just saying.
>>694097057
Nah, I'll be wearing the gold pimp coat, Maki. :^)
>>694096885
Baby me.
>>694097052
>cigarette
Im about to go have one right now.
I'm gonna try and go to bed now, goodnight everybody, see you tomorrow.
>>694097279
Yeah they can to me as well if I follow them up with other stuff, but I'm also used to taking them shortly before bed so I'm actually getting tired now.
>>694097389
What offer are you talking about?
>>694097410
Isn't it a bit late for a cig? Or I guess early now for you.
>>694097418
Good night!
>>694097389
You know what tease.
>>694097095
You do keep saying that. I suggest a hot drink to fill you up a little.
>>694097418
Goodnight Holst
>>694097410
Please don't tell me you vape to try and quit cigs
>>694097418
Good night
>>694097389
>Pimp coat
>Pimp
That's not the "P" word I'm looking for ;^)
It's not penis either.
>>694097418
Night.
The usual.
>>694097670
I will have to try that, I've been hearing that it helps. I just have terrible self-discipline on top of my sleeping problems.
>>694097638
I offered to throw you like, $20 so you could order a new charger.
You disappear every time I offer it.
>>694097670
I'm legit confused!
>>694097732
.....protein? Pop tart?....... proletariat?
>>694097410
What do you smoke?
Claimed! She is small, cute, strong and cool. Perfect combo
>>694097927
>>694097732
I believe the P word you are looking for is platinum. For he shall be wearing a platinum coat instead
Oh that offer, nah I'm good. It's only like $20 anyways right? I could always get 20 big ones kind of fast.
>>694098142
Alright, if you're sure. Cause I get paid again in a few days, and I worked a decent amount last week. I'm expecting about $800 in the bank. Just let me know if you change your mind.
>>694097418
Night.
>>694097418
Yes but fuck it.
>>694097670
I did. But i cant hit a vape anymore it fucks me up.
>>694097950
Red 100s
>>694098385
oops.
>>694097638
>>694098385
>Yes but fuck it.
>>694098257
Oh wow, that's a lot of money dude. But that's yours. Plus even if you did give me the money I would then feel obligated to pay you back somehow.
>>694098385
Kek. Now that you mention it, I'm pretty hungry. I might eat something in a bit.
>>694097927
Alright you made me chuckle with the last one, very cheeky.
>>694098142
That'd just be uncomfortable.
>>694098708
So would a gold pimp coat but apparently that's what he wants.
>ika
What the fuck even is this thread
>>694098894
Greatness awaits.
>>694098617
Eh, I'm a kind and generous idol. I once gave a homeless man $5.
>>694098708
Not as cheeky as what you were hoping to see. ;^)
Gunna go play some ships, be back in a bit.
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>694098946
Damn, that homeless man made more money than me in a day than I make in a week.
Have fun blowing up ships
>ika
>>694099098
Man I'm stuffed...
>>694098946
Speaking of cheeks...
>>694098617
I want food but im to lazy to go get some.
>>694099220
Do you plan on showing yours?
>>694099098
Kitty!
>>694097863
Something sweet but bitter.
>>694097927
And that was my plan
>>694098385
Good to know.
>>694099098
Sup teamaster
>>694099324
But you're not lazy enough to smoke? Why? Is it all nearby or something?
>ika
>>694099325
I'm more interested in yours, sweetie~
>>694099543
Its like 4 miles away but i would have to get dressed. And Mc Ds is like 10 miles away.
>>694098849
Now that I think about it. Is it made out of gold, or is it just colored like gold? I'll leave you to ponder that.
>>694098946
You know what, that's good enough. I'll take a consolation reward.
Can't keep eyes open. Good night people, have a nice night/day/whatever.
No one claimed lilly yet?
Claiming
![Syndra [64].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Kp4efHp.jpg "Syndra [64].jpg")
>>694099189
My favorite drink
>>694099358
Ptsd!
>>694099466
Hello Rory.
Nothing much, just woke up.
>>694100071
>
>>694099628
I'm flattered but I lack anything related to my cheeks at the moment and maybe in the future too. Plus, I'm interested in yours more!
>>694099793
Oooh, fast food, yeah I wouldn't go, I just meant like find a random snack in my fridge or something.
>>694099803
Hmm, I was thinking it was made out of gold metal. Because pimps are most likely rich (like makoto appears to be apparently). A yellow coat would be whack as fuck anyways.
Goodnight maki!
>>694099886
>muh projection of insecurty
>>694100204
There aint shit here. I been snacking on a bag of chips.
I still want to 3 way with your friend there.
>>694100071
>My favorite drink
Unspeakable things
Whops, wrong picture.
>>694100406
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FREEEAAAKS! IT BAFFLES ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE SO PATHETIC THEY WOULD CLAIM CARTOON CHARACTERS AS THEIR WIVES! THESE CARTOON CHARACTERS ARE SIMPLY A SWEAT JAPANESE MAN'S IMAGINATION. IF THEY SOMEHOW DID COME TO LIFE, I'M SURE THEY'D FIND YOU ALL PATHETIC AND REPULSIVE CREATURES!
>>694100071
I should be going to sleep soon. I think I should bake next though. No one baked last time.
>>694100299
Sup Chen
>>694100520
Sup bun
>>694100371
Make some random shit then, cereal or sandwich or something should suffice.
As long as I'm not involved..
>>694100406
Another person switched?
>>694100609
>yo
>>694100561
Technically, ika does find humans repulsive so...
>ika
Low tier DDs are cheating. No lie.
>>694100622
No milk no bread no eggs. Aint got shit.
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>694100184
Go to sleep,
>>694100609
Have fun with that.
>>694100734
And what exactly is a DD?
>>694100744
Well shit... and then eat it. You'll be full in no time.
>>694100700
FREAK
>>694100671
Hows things?
>>694100852
I doubt I will.
>>694100734
Kinda reminds me of SRM light mechs. They are the most broken thing in MWO.
https://youtu.be/iOKV9Stri_M
>>694100406
Lewd things?
>>694100204
Alright, alright.
>>694100956
In WoWs, it's a Destroyer-class ship
>>694100852
No!
>>694100956
Fuck NO what wrong with you?
>>694100734
Tier 2
>>694101042
>boring
>>694101072
Thanks for that info. And that picture!
>>694101081
What's wrong with me? Wats rong wit ya!? U da wun hoo wan ta fuk a skuid!
Just go to Mcwhack then. Their food is equivalent the shit anyways.
>ika
I'm out of pictures once again. Fucking hate this.
Good Morning Everyone!
Just stopping in to say Hi.
Got a meeting in 40 mins Fuck im tired
>>694100609
Hi rory i sarted watching GATE Your girl is pretty bae in that show.
>>694101453
Squids for days.
>Miho
>>694100956
Destroyers, ya.
>>694101042
Well, to be fair, I was playing with islands so I could sneak up and get solid hits on the BBs.
>>694101081
Playing with a friend that just started. He doesn't have anything higher than tier 3. Figured it'd be a good time to advance my Destroyers.
My best game has been on my BB line. Only at Tier 5, but I wanna git gud before advancing to Fuso.
>>694101158
Sounds like every morning for you though.
>>694101072
>lewd
>>694101760
That she is. She only gets better later.
>>694101819
Im still trying to git gud with Assaults in MWO. They're so slow compared to what Im used to.
>>694101775
I'll just borrow this picture for now...
>>694101819
And uh, what's a BB?
>>694101819
Thats cool. I have the New Mexico. You on US or EU severs?
>>694102063
Damn it, I forgot to add
>ika
>>694101988
Here's a render, I don't know if you already have it.
>>694102063
That's for a Battleship-class ship. Before you ask, CL is for Cruisers and CV is for Aircraft Carriers
>>694102461
Do you play that game? You seem to have some knowledge of it, unlike me.
>ika
>>694102461
>, CL is for Cruisers
CL is for light cruisers, CA is for heavy.
>>694102605
I do, and I play a lot of it.
>I play a lot of cruisers
>My prized possession as of now is the Tier V German ship, The Konigsberg
>>694102760
Whoops, forgot that one
Hello everyone
>>694102876
Hello.
>>694102402
I dont have a clear background, but I do have the screenshot its based off.
Thank you kind sir.
>>694102840
No Scharnhorst? Tirpitz? Hood?
>>694102840
Do you or have you ever played with makoto?
> no clue on that ship.
>>694102876
Hi there
>ika
>>694102953
Oh hello, how's it going?
>>694103056
Hey, how's it going?
>>694103025
Don't you also have the gif? The one with the crow in front?
>ika
>>694103025
No problem!
>>694103148
Thats on the laptop. They're exclusive.
>I have a lot on the phone that I dont on laptop
>>694103210
Now I guess I need to find out who has the best waifu smile.
>>694101988
Assassins being slow? That's like the reverse of what you'd expect.
>>694102063
Battleship, yep.
>>694102073
US. I know a few people that play EU though.
>Texas has some fucking RETARDED AA defense
Damn thing took out 6 fucking planes before any of them could get a single torp off.
>DDs still a cheat
Anyways, off to mobile I go!
>Makoto
>>694102876
Yo
>>694103025
As of now, the German ship line of WoWs only consist of cruisers. German battleships, destroyers and carriers aren't in the game yet.
>>694103056
I only play German and U.S ships. Haven't even touched the other countries yet
>>694103142
It's going good, just waiting for my phone arrive is all. What about you?
>>694103350
Wait, how new is this game itsounds pretty new if they are still adding new things to it.
>>694103342
Ah, that makes sense.
>ika
I'm falling asleep. Should I sleep?
>>694099886
Does Lily live in Philly?
>>694103350
Yo, how's it going?
>>694103776
Oh my I see. I'm okay, I'm just playing some solo matches on Overwatch right now while I wait for something more fun to do.
What's up, waifu?
>>694103343
Assault mechs. Big heavy gun turrets. Compared to light mechs, which are closer to assassins.
>>694103350
I wonder why.
>objectively best performing ships of WW2
>most advanced warships
>bigger guns
>>694103776
Yes. Yes you should.
my waifu is ded. wat do
>>694104371
kitty?
>>694104004
Damn, I'd talk more if I wasn't so tired. Sorry about that.
>>694104092
Just contemplating sleep as I slowly fall asleep.
>>694104216
Yes. Yes I will.
>ika
Ok guys that's it for me. I will now sleep for the day. Goodnight all.
>>694104363
Kill self?
>>694104457
Ah. Good night squid.
>>694104457
Oh no it's fine, get some sleep. Bye!
>>694104630
Wow. Shiny collar.
>>694103776
The game released September 17 2015. As of now, only the U.S and Japanese ship line is really fleshed out and detailed. Devs are working on expanding the Russian and German ship line, while British and Poland are pretty much only available to premium players (not that there's a lot of ships available in the first place)
>>694104216
In game, German ships are lightning fast in gun turn speed and reload times, and out-ranges almost every other countries' ships (of the same type) and has the most hitpoints. The problem is that German ships have paper for armour, is second best compared to other countries when it comes to speed an maneuverability, and aren't quite well-versed in the stealth and anti-aircraft department.
>>694104092
Yo
>>694104596
That was quick
>>694104630
Nyeh!
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Best girl right here
>>694104809
Indeed it was, oh well it happens
>Mio
>>694104839
FUCK OFF SPODER!
>>694104857
I thought that this was gunna be a clever shitpost. I was let down.
>>694104809
Hi Hanako. What's up?
>>694105226
I am just absolutely stuffed right now ;-;
RIP /waifu/
>>694106252
>Rattle
The beacons are lit, Gondor calls for aid
>>694106439
Gondor tried to have me burned for doing a hektik skid.
Claimed
Heading out for a run in 10; just passing by to cherish
>>694106439
Smooth operatah~
Winning
>Miho
I just noticed this on my bag of candy...
>Makoto
Sorry I'm late. Claimed
>>694104809
So they are snipers pretty much.
>>694107068
RIP Makoto
>>694107010
Nice.
>Delicous citadel hits
>>694107497
I shall become the gummy worm.
>>694107010
Finally seen the light of the New mexico?
>>694107495
What up tea slut.
Claimed the best Waifu
>>694107577
One was a blind fire into fog rest i could see get fucked.
>>694107587
New Mexico still sucks.
>>694107733
>New Mexico still sucks.
You shut your whore mouth
>>694107859
I liked the NY better. Want to fight about it?
>>694107733
I think the most impressive thing I've done is managed to get a blind max range hit in between a pair of mountains on someone. I don't think it did much, but I laughed at the fact I managed that when I normally can't even get a hit at max range with them perfectly in sight.
>>694107859
To be fair, old Mexico has burritos.
>>694107959
Damn right we'll fight, me with glorious triple turrets and all-in armor scheme, you with your abomination.
>>694107960
Superfiring triple cannons >> burritos.
>>694107497
Basically. German ships are pretty good at providing artillery support and softening up targets for Battleships. They're also a real nightmare for Destroyers with how fast they can turn their guns and crank out shells at them.
Also, seems like I was wrong. There's been an update - turns out there ARE Battleships for Germany now.
>Konig Albert
>Kaiser
>Scharnhorst
>Tirpitz (premium only)
Flying Witch was good. OP makes me want to kill myself but it was really comfy and a decent SoL with cute girls. I mean, what more do you want?
>>694108198
>what more do you want?
Battleships, all series can be improved with the addition of battleships
>>694107960
I just lead the targets ready far out front. I mostly just fire one shot to see when it is and i adjust from there.
>burritos
I still want food damit.
>>694108145
USS Wisconsin is still a better ship. Yet its not in the game. But the Montana Class that was never built is.
>>694108286
There's a giant flying whale.
Close enough, right?
>hurr durr muh kancolle burrtleshurp
>>694108366
That's because Wargaming are pants on head retarded, Iowa should have been tier X and pinpoint accurate to make up for the other weaknesses.
Hey hey hey, I didn't know Xiahou Dun was in GATE.
WHERE MAH NIGGA CAO CAO?
>>694108435
>>hurr durr muh kancolle burrtleshurp
Nigger I was thinking of Yamato 2199 that I'm rewatching yet again, was actually cute dissapointed with the battleships of KanColle.
>>694108366
Bongos dispersion is fucking horrid. So I normally won't take shots from further than 16-17 km unless there's no harm in doing so. Otherwise I'd rather wait till I'm in a better range.
>>694108610
>Iowa
You mean the ship slut?
>>694108784
I mostly like taking 13-14km shots.But i can hit 15-16 if i try.
>>694104363
join the club
>>694108723
Well excuse me then. Every shiptard talking about boats is usually some kancolle autist.
>>694108903
The closer, the easier to smack that citadel for me. But I try not to get in a closer range than 14km for my own safety, unless someone else is tanking the shots for me.
>>694109009
Eh I'm actually kinda both, started on the KanColle train not that long ago and it's quite addicting.
