Have you ever met a celebrity?
Doesn't have to be an actor/actress.
How was it?
I met Bradley Cooper and Toby Keith when I was in Afghanistan. They are cool as fuck.
I met Avril Laveign (sp, idc) in 2003. She is a cunt.
I shook Hillary Clintons hand when she was campaigning for NY senator. No opinion either way.
I am sure there is more.
>>694095302
Almost forgot. Took my gf backstage and got meet the Chad Kroger and the entire band. They were pretty cool as well.
Met steve-o coming out of work on a friday in central london. The dude was coming out of sainsbury's with a loaf of bread. Cool guy
>>694094790
i met Andrew Younghusband (Canada's worst driver) at a Kurt Vile show, super friendly and the guys a fucking giant.
>>694094790
Met Kylo Ren while I was stationed in Kasheek.
Fucking creep has issues.
i have never met a celebrity because people are people to me so from your eyes maybe i have maybe i havent
but i will never meet a celebrity because they dont exist in my head
>>694095607
You must feel really good just because you're different.
>>694094790
met a guy who used to be on our countries sesame street :P
was pretty weird but he was cool
beans from even stevens.
he was talking with his middle aged female agent about scripts in a lobby of a some chain hotel in van nuys, california..
he signed a business card for me and seemed to feel weird i knew who he was.
>>694095607
So you only talk to the voices in your head?
>>694095607
Whoah Anonkun you're such a special snowflake
I met Kylo Ren briefly when we attacked Jakku. He gave me a fucked up look. Shit was lame so I said fuck that and dipped the fuck outta there
>>694095390
fucking nickel back are ear cancer
worst band ever .every night i dream of them being in the next isis exicution vid
dont ever speak of these cunts again
i've met till lindemann at the echo awards, pretty normal and funny guy.
>>694094790
I met Jay, Chris Rock, and saw Silent Bob running around while they were all filming Dogma in 1999.
>>694094790
Got introduced to Kevin Spacey in NY once... practically in front if the Ed Sullivan theater. Saw Bill Murray a bunch when I lived in Charleston.
>>694096275
Sorry must have been 1998 actually. Dogma came out in '99. I was 16. Jay is just like you probably hear and was the most down to Earth, cool motherfucker ever. He talked to some people on the street for hours, not even joking.
>>694096269
He's suffering from heavy anxiety which makes every concert a challenge.
Good on you for meeting him when he was relaxed!
I used to see celebs and politicians a lot cause I lived in London for a while, saw Emma Watson on the tube a couple of times but never could be arsed to go up and meet any of them. None of them are of any particular interest to me, and I really don't understand the celebrity worship culture or following their drama.
Emma was pretty dirty though, I saw her scratch her muff once when she thought nobody was looking then do the old 'scratch her nose to feign smell' trick. I giggled a bit internally that day.
Not sure if you can call them celebrities, but I met James, Aleks, and Aron from Cowchop, pretty chill guys
>>694096498
You know, if she would just tell me when her muff was itchy I'd be more than happy to help her out with that. Why doesn't she just ask me?
>>694094790
Michael Martin Murphy
Met him right after a show, he was really cool and nice but it didn't feel totally authentic. Pretty sure he was tired and wanted to leave
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Its crafty b8
but I smell b8 and I dont r8 8/8 m8.
>>694096877
GO fuck yourself Dr. Herman . Your therapy doesn't work for shit you fucking charlatan faggot.
I met Madison Ivy in Vegas back in her prime, she offered a fuck for $2000, but then I turned it down and fucked a random, uglier whore for the same price.
I fucked up, didn't I?
>>694096877
Oh good one. That's a... really... good one... there. That's... "funny". I guess?
I attended a contest winners pizza party with the bands Senses Fail & Bayside before their show in the basement of the venue (also a smaller venue in the same building. They were all pretty chill. One of their drum techs got iced & the venue security got super pissed because they have a strict no-alcohol policy (previous venue owner got busted for serving minors & selling coke). But it was cool, played Wii Sports with Anthony Raneri.
>>694094790
many times
no big deal
one of the funniest ones
>in college
>gf mentions in passing she is distant cousins with nikki sixx
>calls him frankie
>find out Mötley Crüe are coming to town
>ask gf if she could get us back stage
>she doesn't want to
>thinks Mötley Crüe is shit
>i do to, but fuck it, back stage
>after some begging get her to call her aunt to get us in
>the day comes to see the show
>gf is in a shit mood
>did i mention she hates Mötley Crüe?
>we got to stage entrance
>tons of sluts in mini skirts are waiting to meet the band or get invited to be that night's girlfriend
>they look daggers at us normal looking people who get to walk straight in
>we meet nikki's mom
>she's actually at the show waiting for us
>old lady dressed just like all of the mini skirted sluts that are waiting at the stage entrance
>nikki's mom brings us over to him and the rest of the band
>gf says, "hey, frankie"
>then introduces me to nikki
>"anon, this is my cousin"
>"hey frankie! how's it going?"
>in a bitchy nasally voice he says, "the name's nikki"
>say, "sorry frankie, err nikki"
>gf cracks up
>the rest of the band start to laugh and call him frankie
gf said it was worth it just to hear me call him frankie
Met two of the Doctors from Doctor Who
>>694097232
Oh and I never entered the contest, I know someone who worked for the magazine that held the contest.
As a metal head I don't listen to rap, but, I did have the pleasure of meeting Kanye at a Starbucks in LA. I grabbed my coffee and sat down in an arm chair, Yeezy passed me, he stopped, looked back and complemented me on my Slayer tour shirt. West and I talked for 25-30mins about various music topics and clothing.
>>694097245
What year Anon?
>>694094790
Hung out at a party with Patrick Warburton. He was really down to Earth and having a good time, but my friend wouldn't stop calling him "Putty". It was putting him on edge a bit and took away from the cool factor.
Idk if he counts but I met pewdiepie when I was visiting friends in Brighton. He was in a grocery store buying milk. He was pretty damn cool
Peyton manning signed my broncos hat at a game
I sold Joakim Soria (pitcher KC Royals) an entire kitchen (fridge, dishwasher, range) when I worked for Sears. He was in town for spring training, had it all delivered to KC. Got a phat commission off of that, sold him protection agreements & installation on everything. Everything was stainless steel & high end. That was a good paycheck. His wife is hot.
>>694097180
You need to repeat the first step.
Notch said something to me in twitch chat once.
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TRAITOR
>>694094790
I once met Chakotay from Star Trek Voyager. He was a dick.
Also meet Tom Paris and Neelix from the same. They were not dicks.
Weird Al.
Penn and Teller.
Drove around Dan Marino in a golf cart all day drinking bloody mary's a dipping Copenhagen.
that's about it
>>694097551
yeah that 100% counts. more popular with the younger generation than most TV/movie celebrities are with adults
I met some basketball team when I was a kid. Think it was the Blazers. It was okay, I didn't/don't like sports so I wasn't creaming in my jeans or anything
I met a bunch of anime voice actors when I was going through a chinese cartoon phase.
The guy in the picture is a notorious asshole who claims to be a teetotaler.
But drinks at conventions.
He hits on the spergy fat girls that love him even though hes 50 and married.
He holds church every sunday at any anime convention hes at.
His name is Vic mcgnongna or whatever.
I've met Jerry Stackhouse, Matt Hardy, Magic Johnson, Lawrence Taylor is actually a close friend of my dad's(we downplay it to the point where its uncomfortable).
I'v met A bunch of shitty musicians after shows WHEN I WAS going through an emo phase , some DJs, Motion city soundtrack, Underoath, August burns red members.
I met Reverend Run and Russel Simmons at an embassy suites when I was 10.
I walked up to them and talked to them and they asked if I got good grades.
I told them yes and Russel Simmons asked me if I wanted NBA STREET BALL vol 2.
I said yeah, I thought he'd have a copy for some reason. but instead he gave me 50 bucks.
met geddy lee and alex lifeson in the san francisco airport.
they were both pretty cool, in spite of being annoyed that their ride never showed up. they were in town only to play golf with huey lewis.
>>694098151
I once had Vinny from Vinesauce answer my question in twitch chat. Only sort of internet celebrity I've interacted with
Yes. It was OK
>>694098670
I was on a dare, 17 years old....fucking plastered.
My buddy says "I bet you wont call Vic a faggot"
So, I waited in line no less than 20 minutes. and when I got there there was all this security and I just couldn't do it.
I pussed out.
and my buddy immortalized the moment.
>>694098666
Now I think of it, I've also met a few composers from when I was in band for middle/high school. None I liked, but it was still neat.
I met Anita Sarkeesian a year or so ago.
She's hot as fuck, I'd love to eat her asshole our for hours on end as her slave.
My girl is relative with my country former Finance Minister back in 2012. From time to time when we meet at a family reunion of hers we talk about economy. It's a nice guy.
Also: met Governor of our National Bank at a bank. Shacked hands. And Tiesto in '08 in Barcelona. He was an asshole.
I used to live a street over from this guy. We used to play football with a bunch of other guys on the road.
>>694098882
Is your name Maurice?
>>694099068
Too bad she's a cunt
>>694099285
I totally do look like a fucking, Maurice.
I met the rock through make a wish for my brother (he had a heart transplant) on the set of the rundown, as well as christopher walken on the same set. Met jerry sienfeld when he was doing a show in colorado springs. Thats it i think
I sucked bill cosby's wrinkly cock
I met Gordon Ramsay. I was in a cooking class and he was disguised as an old man
I live in Lugano, lot of celebs are here in the summer. We usually try to not bother them, but I saw George Clooney eat so much ice cream he almost cried because of the pain.
Yeah, hope it's not too lame.
>>694099345
no, dude, she's actually pretty chill.
you may disagree with her, but one on one, she's nice.
>>694099448
did he drug you first, or did you do it willingly?
>>694094790
It wasn't me but my mother who works at the airport met Brendan Fraser and handled his passport to check visa and whatever.
I believe this was before he got his shit fucked.
>>694099571
Which Brendan Fraser? Alien Fraser? Fraser from the mummy? Horribly disfigured Fraser? Scottish Fraser?
My grandma lived the house right next to Guy ferrari, we used to go over to their house on 4th of july and thanksgiving a few times but his kids was a real cunt and cursed, so my parents wouldent let us go over. they had a bunch of cool shit foosball, air hocky ect all that shit.
>>694099571
Did he had the monkey with him? Monkeybone?
Lorde. A couple of years ago, at the ferry terminal from Devonport, travelling to Auckland. I was outside waiting for the ferry by myself, with no one else around, and I see someone walking up towards me out of the corner of my eye. I had my headphones in, so I just kinda ignored him/her. I had a quick glance, turned away, realized who it was, and did a little double take.
The conversation went a little like this,
>Me: "Lorde?"
>Her: *Nods head and smiles. "Hi"
>Me: *Play it cool. "Public transport huh? Don't you get annoyed with all the people constantly coming up to you, asking for photos or autographs?
>Her: *Big smile. "Yeah, sometimes. Only when I'm not in a good mood. I have to be weary about what I say too.
>Me: *Slowly nodding head, while my head is full of thoughts about fucking her from behind. "Yeah, I can understand that. Alright, I'll leave you to it."
Her: * Smiles. "OK"
>>694098405
Any story from meeting Penn and Teller?
>>694097362
>25-30 mins
yeah nah
I met Warwick Davis about a month ago. Nice guy... posed for a photo and everything. Was funny, as I'm a 6'2" fat lad and he's 3'6".
i met rob schneider's daughter at a club in manhattan. she smelled really bad
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I don't remember exactly but it was post-mummy.
Somewhere between 2002-2007? It doesn't really narrow it down much.
>>694099735
I wasn't there to witness so yes, I'd assume so.
Met Eric Cantona once in a car rental company, was too shy to shake his hand because I was young and stupid back then
>>694099839
they meet everybody after their shows.
it's kind of cool, because most of the time they are nice, but every once in a while they decide to be assholes and pick on someone.
>>694099467
Bullshit, I saw that video
met Ben Affleck in a public bathroom
>>694100128
How big his dick is, guy?
>>694100128
At least you could have offered him a blow
>>694100128
Did you make eye contact with him at the urinal and say "that's gross, that's racist" while looking at his penis?
>>694100123
Just because it was in a video doesn't mean its not real
I met Shawn "clown" Crahan from slipknot after a concert at a bar. We played a game where we flip a coin, I lost, he punched me in the year and almost blacked me out. He then bought me a drink, punched me again, and left with some girls. Weirdest, coolest night of my life.
>>694100336
Head*
Well, I'm gonna tell y'all a story, about my uncle. My uncle is from Portland, spent all his time there from his late teens to his now late 50s. He is a punk. Not as in he's a dick, he's a punk rocker. He hung out with pretty much any American punk or avant-garde you can name. Lou Reed, Tom Verlaine, John Cale, Brian Eno. He was best friends with Michael Stipe of REM until Stipe was a cunt and let success go to his head and told my uncle to go fuck himself. So my uncle removed himself from hanging out with all the punk celebs, got married, got a bit fat and got some dogs. He's still cool though.
In short: I've met few but my uncle met loads.
>>694095537
>Kasheek
It's Kashyyyk, dumbass.
>>694100336
>he punched me in the ear
>he then bought me a drink
>punched me again
>and left with some girls
I work in a 5 star hotel and meet celebrities on a regular basis, unfortunately, I have to say that working here has ruined my stardom..
Because it happens so often, a normal celebrity doesn't excite me at all as much as it used to but there is of course a select few id love to meet.
All in all though you realise that they are just other humans and that at the end of the day, they're only famous because of us, the people that like them.
>>694096269
I'd actually enjoy meeting him. Or Mike Patton.
I once met Bill Cosby in a jazz bar but frankly I don't remember much
>>694097362
As a metalhead, I met some of the bands and band members.
Jeff Waters
Entire Hobbs' Angel Of Death
Entire Tankard
Entire Steelwing
People playing in Death DTA
Snowy from Therion
Can't remember anything else.
>>694100575
Did you have a strange aftertaste of pudding pops in your mouth?
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Awesome!
>>694100531
He was a fun guy.
Spoken to Paul from DudeWheresMyChallenge
>>694100640
Remember the part where OP said celebrities? Only metalheads know these bands.
>>694100575
was your anus sore after?
>>694094790
I met Mike Tyson through a childhood friend who is a dutch professional kickboxer. I didnt talk to him at all though, didnt wanna be that annoying guy.
I sat next to gwendoline christie on a plane. We ended up talking about game of thrones and some stuff about the force awakens (before the movie came out)
No spoilers or anything, just stuff like who playing who and junk like that.
She's actually pretty cool.
Dunno if this counts but my "uncle" was at one point the a kickboxer who was ranked at #7 in the world
>>694100640
not a metal head but used to have coffee all the time with james hetfield and his girlfriend at a denny's (now gone) near my house.
>>694100989
Does "uncle" means one of the guys who fuck your mom ?
>>694101074
Childhood friend of my dad...so, probably.
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>>694101074
my uncle, the kickboxer
>>694094790
Met Rolf Harris for my little sister's wish from make a wish foundation. still trying to get another wish from them because of recent circumstances
I got drunk with Arnold Schwarzenegger in Munich at the Hofbrau in '94. He was wearing lederhosen and we did the chicken dance.
>>694101240
Did Rolf touch your little sister?
>>694101299
No he was actually a cool guy, cheeky cunt ate all the egg sandwiches tho
>>694097132
Suuure
Meh i don't even think this girl is properly famous, semi-famous.
Met her in a bar in Thailand, spoke for a few hours, touched her boobs after she told me they were fake, was actually a really cool girl.
Her name is Scarlett Bordeaux, she is a wrestler and model.
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Around 2005 I worked as an artist's model (I got photographed and my physique was used for shit like sculptures), as the artists I knew were pretty much bank rolled by celebrities, I ended up being part of entourages in London and pretty much got paid to make celebrities feel like they had friends, off the top of my head I've met:
Gwen Stefani - alright, nothing stood out about her the one time I met her
Helena Bonham Carter - nice enough, has a thing for being in character, I also saw nudes of her for a sculpture she comissioned (of herself)
Russel Brand - cunt, likes the sound of his own voice, tells you "you clearly haven't been listening" if you point out flaws in his arguments then knocked my drink over and laughed
Thandie Newton - had a nice laugh, just liked hearing jokes from anyone, usually saying "do you know any good jokes?" after you are introduced, I didn't have many that were appropriate
Sophie Ellis Bextor - lovely to talk to, would go out of her way to say hello if she saw you at different places, still my celebrity crush to this day
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Met after the BAFTAs, he was off his tits
James McAvoy - Funny guy
Gordon Ramsay - I liked him way more than I thought I ever would, he is actually pretty funny in person
I also met a lot of socialites and TV "stars", many who are now nobodies or got knocked up by low level footballers, or they simply fell from the entourage after trying to get big themselves (usually by selling stories and trying to show up the celebs).
>>694101364
Yeah, he was just a really cool, cheeky guy, who occasionally rapes children.
>>694101299
He played his digeridoo for us an taught me how to do it an gave us a load of signed stuff to pay for a holiday to disneyland for my little sister
I met Cameron Thomas.
>>694096877
Enough of this Copypasta, fucking faggot. You're the only one laughing
>>694096877
>autism
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>Russel Brand - cunt
my experience too
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>>694101685
It's not even the guys name...
https://dornsife.usc.edu/news/stories/216/usc-college-neuroscientist-tapped-for-endowed-chair/
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Can confirm
I've met David Lloyd at the comic con.
Also in the room
Tom felton
Eliza dushku
Ryan hurst
William shatner
Donald Trump called me out in the audience at a rally in MS. I took a selfie with him after.
>>694094790
I met Kanye West once. I bumped into him, literally, at Roscoe's. It was my fault, I was looking down at my phone, but he apologized and said I had on some cool shoes. He was walking to his car apparently, there were no cameras or anyone watching around. I was really surprised at his kindness, because I thought he was a huge dickhead, but I've realized that he just gets a lot of shit thrown at him for no solid reason. I listened to all of his music after that and ate any bad words I said about him. It kills me that I didn't like him when I met him, but now am a huge fan.
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>>694102085
Are you the african american?
>>694100816
Who.
>>694099254
Who's the homo?
>>694102085
post pic or i'll shit my pants right now
>>694102211
No. He was talking about how he would have applied the principles of the Art of The Deal to the Iran Nuclear Deal. He then asked if anyone in the audience had read the book, and I had brought it with me. I was waving it and going crazy and he looks dead at me and thanks me for reading the book and says he'll sign it when it's done.
>>694102379
post pics or else i'll poop my pants, then my mom will be mad and i'll tell her it was ur fault
dont want that on ur hands now do u?
>>694102529
post selfie with your face replaced by the same trump head
>>694101803
i heard this on a radio show, so it could be bullshit
>dicaprio is leaving an LA restaurant
>just then russel brand drives up in a nissan leaf
>gilbert grape asks the parking attendant to get his car as russel brand starts schoozing with GG
>it's obvious romeo doesn't know who russel brand is, but he's being nice to him anyway
>russel brand is going on and on about how he's being good to the environment with his leaf
>says it's better than the inception guy's prius
>mr. titanic says he doesn't have a prius anymore
>russel brand immediately starts going off on how celebrities need to set an example and drive economical cars, etc.
>just then a tesla pulls up
>russel brand grabbed his date and without even saying goodbye hustled into the restaurant
>>694100816
Which kickboxer?
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reported
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retard
I met Lance Armstrong, the cyclist at some cycling show in '08.
There was something mesmeric about Lance.
That’s something that people often say about so-called ‘celebrities’, believe it or not, but I talked to him for an hour.
There was a buzz, an electricity that seemed to take hold of the room. The energy that he radiated seemed to hang everywhere, yet when Lance spoke the space suddenly emptied to leave just you and him.
His eyes were like strobe lights, burning through you. He inserted your name into every sentence, paid attention to everything you did, remembered everything that you said.
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My selfie with the god emperor
>>694096877
fuck u dr samurai sword, ching chang chong my ding dong.
>>694102873
Seems like he shared some of his doping drugs with you
>>694102873
why the hell would you copy pasta a guardian article
>>694102310
Joe Dempsie
>>694102940
who the fuck is aaron nguyen
>>694102999
Trips of truth.
I met Michael Jackson when I was a kid. I don't want to talk about it really.
The Cult of Celebrity shit is only getting worse. They're fucking people, they take shits, they aren't Gods...people who get into that shit are expediting our extinction.
I love music. Have favorite bands, etc. But apart from maybe saying "that sucks" when they die I DO NOT know these fuckers. I know their art, I appreciate it, but thats it. I dont give a fuck who they're fucking, and if I saw a musician I dug in public I'd leave them ALONE just as I leave another strangers ALONE. Fucking embarrassing thinking of walking up to some dude freaking out, fuck! Makes my skin crawl....
>>694099809
She probably wanted cock. You fucked up
Met pewdiepie at vid on one year, he went to give me a "brofist", instead I flipped him off, he gave me a filthy look and I laughed and walked off
>>694102940
I met kwebbelkop, a youtuber with 4.000,000 subscribers, arrogant piece of shit.
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>>694102781
Wait what why am I a retard? was just curious which dutch fighter is his childhood friend. Also i got fucked by mike tyson in a public restroom at The Mirage in 97
>>694103122
He looks like a cock with pubes at the wrong end...
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>>694094790
met and photographed
>frank zappa
>jerry garcia
>the grateful dead
>stevie ray vaughan and huey lewis
>frank zappa 2x coz its that important
pic related
>>694103250
You damn fool
>>694102940
what did he smell like?
>>694103355
Sweat, money and fear, also bad aftershave.
>>694103320
and a shit ton more bands
>scorpions
>crosby stills and nash
>>694103121
You're a cunt. Honestly.
>>694103190
seriously have never heard of this guy until you posted this, i remember when one million subs was a massive deal, now any cunt has a million
>>694098756
They do seem like cool guys who appreciate their fans.
>>694103320
i haven't met huey, but my brother has
i have met all of the members of the dead
dated a member of quicksilver messenger services daughter
yeah, i'm old
I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in Grand Rapids, Michigan (we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of ham there are, lady" ENTIRELY to loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.
I turn around. Steve Martin.
He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... The Three Amigos salute. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten".
We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Monticeto, a really expensive residential area in SB, and has been living there a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for about 45 minutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blurry image of an anvil being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before the anvil came crashing down, ending my life.
>>694103478
Fuck pewdiepie.
>>694103478
Yeah I know.
>>694103480
True yes... YouTube is fucked up now.
>>694103468
woah. huey with stevie ray
saw huey lewis guest at a squeeze show
>>694103250
Sir, please take a nap and never wake up.
>>694099699
Fieri (not Ferrari)
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>>694103296
Thanks, that clears it up
>>694103712
But then it's not a nap?
some time ago i ate icecream standing on a sidewalk in berlin. some small bald dude in weird clothing comes up, stops for a moment and stares straight into my eyes for a while, then he walked of. he was followed by a bunch of people who later told me he was the dalai lama.
I meet then Chancellor of Germany Gerhard Schröder back in 2000. Charles Martinet, the Voice of Super Mario, Hideo Kojima und Ralph Baer a few years ago.
>>694103531
Good show!
That's what I'm saying, does anyone really give a fuck?! If some dude started telling me about meeting his favorite actor from Friends or some shit I would just walk away. No later's, 'I'm not interested ', just 180° on the heel & toe.
Thanks Anon for sticking it up the asses of these celebritards with an inventive Steve Martian dinosaur...
>>694095302
>>694095390
Fuck your boots on the ground and nickelBACK
Met this chick at Arby's eating a beef & cheddar two squirts...
In the summer 2015 I met drummer and rhythm guitarist from Black Label Society
They were pretty cool, asked us if we were going to the show they'd be playing in town later, and put us on the guest list when we said we didn't really have the money for tickets
I met Owen Jones, we talked about objectivity in journalism, it was nice.
I met Lindsay Lohan in Selfridges once, I was browsing through some jewelry and she just turns up next to me and asks what I think of a bracelet
A girl Iwent to school with opened for Beyonce, I have no idea who she is but I heard it through the rumour mill
I met Lee Nelson at an awful singalong piano bar my friend dragged me to. He turned up and started talking to me at one point near the bar and when he realised i wasn't biting on his presence he started giving me the whole 'do you know who i am' thing and started cracking bad jokes
I saw Boris Johnson on the tube
When i was younger and still into metal I went to a Motorhead concert and was in the front row, I left my battle jacket on the railing and it fell in the space between crowd and stage. At the end some security guy picked it up and put it on stage and then Lemmy picked it up and held it up as everyone was leaving, I gestured at him that it was mine and then he took a glance at the patches before handing it back to me and leaving
The Voice behind Milli Vanilli names John Davis is my neighbor.
>>694104190
Little caprice?
Howd that convo go
I once met William Defoe at a grocery store in Los Angeles. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>694103780
>>694099181
What flag is that?
Also met Bill Clinton back in 93 when I was interning at the OEOB, about 30 sec was all I got, a few min with Robert Reich in the West Wing before a press conference, Wolf Blitzer a few min waiting for the Presidents helicopter to land on the south lawn. Got passed up in line by Stephanopolous at a DC restaurant, I was pissed. I'm just a middle class poorfag and never made any connections because I'm an aspie spending all day on 2ch.
>>694104319
Wat. Weird story, wonder if it is true.
>>694103631
1985 srv opened for huey i have so many awesome pics from that gig
>>694104319
Lol
>>694104467
>What flag is that?
Looks like it's either Romania, Moldova, or Andorra. I can't quite tell.
>>694104218
Oh and I guess this guy is kind of famous in some music circles
I met Jeremy Underground Paris after a show once and we talked about records for around 15 minutes
I met Jake Abel at a convention. He was lovely and gave me a hug.
>>694101481
>Philip Seymour Hoffman
>off his tits
shocker!
still, at least you met him.
Ran into Mark Zuckerberg in a food market in Thailand with his gf. Pretty cool guy but the fag didn't give me any money
>>694104555
1985? around that time i saw stevie ray vaughn do a count down show on new year's eve. tower of power opened for him
I met OP's mom. She's the most famous whore in Kasachstan!
>>694103981
gungala gungala galunga
>>694100201
i'm not your guy, buddy!
>>694103531
jolly good show
>>694104714
Google Kazakhstan next time, you muppet.
>>694104319
Man I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
It's Willem though. Willem Dafoe.
>>694104912
in kasachstan we use goatle
I've met Rex Brown (the bassist from Pantera) 2 years ago at a meet where he autographed a copy of his book..pretty chill dude
Ive met Smashmouth (shrek band), Skid row, leo Romero, Chris Cole, and Shaun Johnson
Didn't meet but saw Fred and George from the Harry Potter movie getting into a van in a small town in Thailand called Sisaket.
>>694097245
I hear Niki Sixx on the radio sometimes and he just comes off like a dick. How was he for real?
>>694105023
What were you doing there?
I live in Thailand.
>>694105025
did you read the greentext
looks like he was a kind of a whiny bitch
>>694104463
I am not a negroloid. I'll take the chicken though
>>694100777
so someone known by tens of thousands of people is not a celebrity? When does it start? A million? ten million? a billion maybe?
>>694104993
Rex looks like he couldn't string two words together
He is literally the most happy to be there musician I have ever seen
>>694105134
fucking lady bois, what else is there?
Met Kurtwood Smith in a museum in DC. He was unsurprisingly based. Called me a dumbass.
>>694095607
jesus fuck dude, how big is your fedora collection?
This will only mean anything to Ausfags but I went to school with Delta Goodrem and fingered her in Yr 11
>>694105285
Why the fuck would you go to Isaan to fuck ladyboys? Bangkok, Pattaya and Phucket cater to this better.
Met Barry Sanders at a golf outing. Chatted for 5-10 minutes, he was super cool, not dismissive, asked genuine questions, his legs were as thick as my torso
>>694094790
Cab driver here. I've driven a few celebs, although why they take cabs is beyond me.
- Relief pitcher for the Marlins was here, getting his (I think) elbow checked by a doctor.
- Local longtime DJ (who maybe only sorta qualifies as a celeb) took my cab to a local St Patrick's Day concert.
- Uh... damn, can't think of anything else right offhand.
I know Ivan Moody from five finger death punch. He is a shit-tier person in a shit-tier band with a white trash family that act like all the broke tweekers in town.
>>694094790
20 years ago while going out of school I met this guy in a phone booth. He signed me an autograph in my notebook but I guess I dumped it at the end of the year.
>>694105500
forgot pic.
I literally met adam sandler out of nowhere. He was filming a movie in toronto, and im walking on adelaide street. one of my buddies outta nowhere is like "YO ITS ADAM SANDLER'. it actually was. we go up, ask for a picture, hes like "heyy its the muscle crew, i feel safe now", took the pic with us, and that was it. he seemed really casual.
Met Ian McKellen while he was in Wellington filming the Hobbit. He later ended up coming to and coming backstage to a school play I was in to complement my performance. Nice enough guy, but can't go a sentence without mentioning that he's gay.
Bruce Campbell = eh
Nathan Fillion = cool as fuck, friend and i talked to him for about 20 minutes, guy is built like a brick shithouse dude.
Coheed and Cambria = all of them are cool, claudio is a little awkward but is super nice.
Vinnie Paul of pantera = just ran into him at an airport, took a picture, didnt seem bothered.
Herman Li of dragonforce = was pretty energetic and really enthusiastic about everything he was saying.
um.... a lot of sports people too. they are usually the most disconnected.
>>694094790
Vanilla ice, he was a cool cat.
We gambled in vegas together.
>justin bieber
>Scooter brawn
>Wiz khalifa
>Tyga
>Mally mall
>Will I am (he's the worst)
>lil twist
>All justin biebers dumb friends
>Tons of professional skaters
>The black guy from ridiculousness
>Madison beer
>Saw Selena Gomez at jb house
>Blac chyna
>Dj ashba
Uhm that's all I can remember right now I used to work at particular car customizing company
I smoked a blunt with Justin one of the times I saw him ask me anything I don't care about any of the ndas I've signed
I met Bill Bartlett from Ram Jam a few years ago. He was doing a small show in a bar(not with ram jam obviously) and I went up after and told him I loved the song Black Betty.
He seemed genuinely enthusiastic to be recognized and to have a younger aged fan, was happy to sign a paper for me and I still have it around here somewhere.
Seemed like a nice normal guy.
I went with a friend of mine to a book signing for Howard Marks in Liverpool when I was at college there. I had no idea who he was, and my friend didn't even have his book.
We just queued and when we got to the front my mate said how much he admired him and just wanted to shake his hand.
Marks told my mate to get a book off the shelf and he signed it. I guess because he did, everyone assumed he'd paid for it, and we just walked out with it.
Years later they made a movie about him and it always reminds me of that day.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1183911/
>>694105473
Also, while I was living in Denver I worked at a tire busting shop in the rich area of town where I got to meet a slew of different athletes. John Elway is a super nice guy.
>>694104319
Brought that pasta outta cryofreeze
Danny Devito, Pre-Its always sunny.
I cant say enough niceties about that man, we talked about faith no more for a bit then I let him go on his way within the confides of etiquette.
I told him his Martini character in OFOTCN was so genuine and heartbreaking. He seemed touched by the sentiment.
I got to drink some beers and bullshit with Wayne Static while I was working security at a music festival he played at. He was pretty cool. He had a big ego, but I imagine most rockstars do. He died a few months later.
>>694094790
i was friends with justin bieber before he went famous, didnt knew him tho until he removed me from his contact list on facebook
>>694096877
am i the only one who hates these mass replies? i don't even care that it's pasta, i just hate going through a thread and seeing this every single time i highlight a post.
>>694106216
there was a girl in my class for a year who is from the same town as him in canada. she said that he once poured coffee on a teachers head. any truth to that?
Conan O'Brian
Oprah
Martha Stewart
Richard Gere
AL Gore
Prince Charles
John Grisham (celebrity?)
Mario Batali
Keanu Reeves
Katie Couric
Mr and Mrs Obama
Mr and Mrs Clinton
And probably 6 or 7 globally recognized chefs that I'm not sure you guys have heard of.
I met Justin Timberlake. Got a quick pic then skidaddled.
>>694103531
I live in Grand Rapids, Anon. Specifically Kentwood.
High five
Had lunch with two members of the Royal Family of Sweden, as well as a bunch of other "important people" like the chief of police in the Stockholm region. The mood was surprisingly light actually, and not stale and stuffy like I had feared in advance, because most of them knew each other quite well. I was the odd man out, but I think I made a good impression.
i went to high school with the fat chick who sings the "all about the bass" song.
she was a couple of years behind me, so i never saw her. i heard she didn't attend school much because she was already making money from her music when she was a freshman.
couple of people i know said they met her and she was pretty nice
I met Bo Burnham at one of his Vancouver shows. He was very nice. good human.
I got PewDiePie on Skype. Played some MineCraft with him once or twice before he got properly famous - We have a mutual friend in common.
>>694106675
Damn what do you do
Served Megan Gale once when I worked at a supermarket. She's even better looking IRL.
>>694104714
It's spelled 'Kashyyyk', dipshit.
My ex-step-brother went to prep school with Tom Petty's daughter (or niece, I don't remember) and I got to sit next to him at mass several times. I was young, maybe 10 or 12, but he was really nice and mellow.
>>694095607
>>694106915
Mutual friend is great, mutual friend in common is better, I guess.
>>694107052
I had to read that twice to even understand what you were trying to say. But I get it now. Sorry, English isn't my first language - I'm from Sweden.
>>694098470
Hahaha no.
Met Charlie Sheen 8 years ago when I worked at a cigarette shop in Burbank, Sold him Marlboro Lights shorts. Cool as fuck, Always wore glasses.
Met Janeane Garofalo, When I worked at a hotel 10 years ago, She just walked in to use my phone, and the restroom. Despite her liberal rants, feminism, blah blah blah, she was super cool to me, and gave me a Tibetan bracelet.
Met Ted Allen, major Prick.
Met Ben Stiller, when I worked at a cafe asked to use our employee restroom, I let him, gave me a $100 bucks tip.
Met Vince Vaughn at an Arcade near my college, dude was way cool, hot ass girlfriend, red super car. I beat him in Tekken 5.
>>694106211
Probably couldn't take the knowledge he had beers with a btard and had to kill himself.
>>694094790
I met Ernest Borgnine, he was a true gent.
>>694106931
i suck cocks, so i meet all these celebs
>>694094790
I met a big local hip hop artist at the signing of his book. He was really cool and friendly. I was so nervous because I have been listening to him for as long as I can remember. Couldn't even think of a verse he could write me in a book.
Also met a singer of a small local band, he was so shy. It was one of the first concerts in a big city for them so they didn't know how to act. He was adorable.
Wouldn't say for him he was a celebrity, maybe not yet. But the hip hop guy sure is a celeb. Literally everyone has heard of him where I'm from and everyone has an opinion about him either good or bad.
>>694107242
And I'm from France, you're welcome.
Anna Paquin's father was my teacher for about a year or two at high school. He would get pissed off when we mentioned her nude scenes in True Blood. Shit was hilarious.
Got put in a headlock by Hulk Hogan while pissing him off in 1997.
Got Mark Hamill to do the Joker voice for me when I worked at a high end memorabilia shop.
Got to touch Cameron Diaz on her butt 'cause she was too stupid to figure out how to buckle her seat belt on Men in Black: Alien Attack.
Sold Orlando Bloom a signed 8 by 10 of James Dean.
You work at the Disney And Universal parks, you're going to run into celebrities.
>>694101685
reminds me of Hidden and Dangerous 2
I met Tech N9ne once. He was a really nice guy but some of his entourage were absolute cunts.
Several years later I ended up playing a small part in a music video for one of the band's on his label.
>>694107788
dude, that sux
I met Keifer Suterland, He checks into our dive-ass motel to get away from Paparazzi with his wife, often. when he was doing 24. I think season 2 or 3?
He has his brother usually register for him an hour before Paul Suterland or David, I forget.
He tips me $50's everytime to make sure no one bothers him and his wife.
Stevie Wonders always came 4x a month to our dive motel too.
American Express Blackcard, his wife is his walking stick pretty much, she's attached to him like glue.
I met the Dalai Lama. Just a handshake 5/10 would not recommend.
I don't think I met any celebrity at all in 20 years.
Never going outside in an anyway boring little country is probably part of the problem.
Anyway I'm so awkward already with any kind of stranger...That would be unbearable with a celebrity.
>>694108290
the dalai lama blessed me as a baby, i dont remember it as I was only 6 mo
>>694108290
Why didn't he tell you you'd receive total consciousness on your deathbed???
You got gypped.
>>694107747
Borgnine was the best! He was hilarious whenever I was with him. Always ribbing his wife, cracking jokes with waiters, cumming it up w production staff. Somehow he was my favorite famous person to work with.
Kanye West: worked with years ago, was awesome. We were doing a video with him, so maybe he's cooler with people who are helping him, but he was never a dick. Sent a giant painting to director afterwards as a thank-you.
Ken Marino: awesome, gave autograph for a friend.
Nas: aloof, I think he was having a bad day.
Nicole Richie and her boyfrind from Fallout Boy (I know he's the actual talented one, but don't listen to them:) both cool. Had dinner with them, he left awesome tip for waitstaff as they let us use a private room and it was late.
Ricky Williams: back when I waited tables in New Orleans. Was with hottest woman I've seen besides (see below). Left $200 for $70 bill, so that's awesome.
Megan Fox: Hotter in real life. No, seriously. I couldn't believe it. Was quiet and sweet.
Jane Seymour: flaming cunt. I'd be ok with her dying in a fire. Abusive to those under her, obsequious to those of us above her, oblivious to everyone else. Once we were at a QVC pitch in a restaurant and she kept making the hosts listen to her sons shitty metal band on her ipad. At full volume, in middle of a crowded restaurant, for an hour. She pulled a "DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM?!" when manager asked her to turn it down. Fuck her.
Don Cheadle: he was the best. Asked to meet my wife when I told a story about him coming up in convo on our first date.
Barack Obama: met him with The Roots, so it was hanging out behind the scenes in white house. So. Fucking. Cool. He's a genuine dude, and didn't act like a celeb AT ALL.
Both Mannings: went to school with them. Peyton was above it all, we knew he'd be in NFL by age 15. Eli is borderline retarded. What a goon. And a whiny bitch in sports.
Ummm...I guess that's enough.
Jesus Christ he is ugly but he's famous so I guess it doesn't matter
I met Tom Baker and Henry Cavil when I was in London for a year, and I saw Chloe Grace Moretz when I was on holiday in the US, but never bothered to go meet her. Baker and Cavill were both pretty chill guys though.
>>694096582
Yoooooo those guys seem fun as fuck to hang with, I love their videos
i sat next to robert deniro on a flight from los angeles to denver.
he had the window seat and i had the aisle and the flight was packed. didn't say a word to him, nor he me. saw him again a few days later in aspen in a restaurant. i was sitting with my parents and he walked by and said hello. i said hello and he kind of looked at me expecting to say something else and he walked away.
my mother asked me why did that. told her i sat next to him on the flight to denver. maybe he thought we were friends now.
>>694106915
...he said celebrities, not children's entertainers. That's like saying "I met Barney!"
>>694109267
Damn that's so boring and sad.
>>694094790
hacksaw Jim Dugan, Johnny b bad, been to Moola's house - she had a midget gf, carrot top I worked at a fitness club. also Alexis Jordan when she was a toddler... fucked her mom.
Next door neighbor growing up is a world champion BMX rider, Barry Nobles
Played high school football with a 4-star lineman at Alabama
>>694110088
and kid Capri, Omar epps at casting party for the program... and , Reggie white, lethon flowers, Donnie thompson, Dave Hoff
>>694109858
Not the guy, but I think it's funny. It must really ruffle their feathers when they're not recognized. I would love to have seen his face after walking up and saying hello to this guy, and then getting the simple "hello" back hahaha.
Personally I would have at least said "You did a really good job in 'Taxi Driver"
>>694098904
I met a few famous soloists from being in band too but they all had huge egos because they think they are special for playing the trombone ): I really appreciate music but Jesus Christ there are some assholes that make me not care for their skills
>>694110255
and MC search, DJ eclipse (was there when he was demoing for search), oak town 357, tlc
Met Justin Hawkins from the The Darkness after a gig in london, fucking hilarious guy
>>694105381
sure.
>>694094790
Met Jordan Rudess (Keys player for Dream Theater) in Chicago a few months ago. Really nice guy
https://youtu.be/Fq8KRHpjeMA?t=336
>>694108999
Cool story dude!
>>694094790
do award winning jungle mc's count?
it was pretty cool we smoked and drank backstage.
I was only 18 so i was pretty amazed
>>694104319
Lol its been a long while since ive seen this pasta
I met Peter Schmeichel (for the blissfully unaware: the legendary Manchester United goalkeeper) shortly after the historic 1999 Treble. He was (and is) legendary a lovely guy!
When i lived in new orleans i was an extra for the tv show treme. I met steve zahn, he was alright. Didnt talk to him too much, he was working.
>>694105826
Where in Liverpool?
>>694094790
I met Shawn Bradley when he was a Mormon Missionary in Australia
>>694106806
Meghan trainor i believe her name is
>>694112670
Oh and he was really nice and tall as shit. I was 11 years old at the time.
I met George Michael once (no... not on Hampstead Heath or in a public loo) but at a Curry's on Finchley Road. He was a bit quiet, but obliging for a photo.
>>694107037
Holy shit!! You met Tom Petty!! His music was in all the 80's movies omg did you meet Stevie Nicks???
>>694095607
Watch those edges anon
>>694097317
I met Matt, he is so nice.
I met Xzibit in Iraq, he was a cool mother fucker. Met Josh Homme at Heathrow all we did was head nod and say sup.
>>694108999
Are you famous?
>>694109134
Is Henry Cavill as dreamy in real life?
>>694094790
I've met robin Williams in downtown Birmingham Michigan in 2012
Marc Maron in Ann Arbor in 2013
Doug Benson in Ann Arbor in 2013
and I think that's it
>>694114504
How was Robin to talk to in person?
>>694099254
Gendry! He's hot
My dad lives around the corner from
James Cosmo (Jeor Mormont/old dude from braveheart) he sees him at the local shop all the time, they're on a nickname basis. James Cosmo is based af.
>>694114420
Dreamier.
Met Michael Fassbender while he was filming working in the new alien movie in NZ, was working at a lodge nearby where he stayed for a couple of nights, some staff called him an insufferable cunt because he was just being rude
>>694094790
Do Youtube celebrities count?
If so:
>shaycarl
>shane dawson
>Roman Atwood
>Michael Buckly
>Tom Ska
>Philip Defranco
>KassemG
and a lot of other OG Youtubers, not all these colored haired faggots making shitty gaming videos, I'm talking 2008-2010 era youtubers.
