ITT: The Art of Seduction (PUA science)
All women have 5 universal attraction triggers. In no particular order, they are:
1. He is the leader of men
2. He is a successful risk taker
3. He has a willingness to emote (laughs, doesn't speak in a monotone voice)
4. He is a protector of loved ones
5. He is preselected by other women.
You could look like Brad Pitt from the movie fight club, but if you aren't demonstrating to women that you have at least one of the above five traits, you aren't getting laid.
>Liking Mystery
>Falling for a bullshit beta bait that hasn't been believable since 2008
I used to have a friend like you in highschool, anon. he's still retarded.
>>694093257
I'm sorry, is that man wearing make-up and eye liner?
>>694093361
>bad carpenter
>blames his tools
The mystery method is nothing more than a tool in a toolbox.
>>694093413
Yes. Also, that lipstick is a tattoo. It's always there.
It's all fun and games until you run out of lines and stand there looking like the beta fuck that you actually are.best advise is to improve your lifestyle go to the gym, dress better, get a job start hanging out with people don't be so insecure and needy.
The only thing this guy did was get nerds to start actually going out and taking with people instead of lurkin b all night and jacking off to furry or shemales.
>>694093257
6. He is a supreme gentleman, and super nice.
>>694093702
Oh, ok. He seems like a reasonable fellow to take advice from.
What an unfortunate mole on his bottom lip, though.
Nigga did you just copy paste that other nigga from that uggo thread?
Sally, you look motley crue, but seem like moms van.
>>694094332
>run out of lines
That isn't possible. By saying that, you are only revealing how little you know about pick up artistry, because running around in a club with only a list of memorized pickup lines isn't game.
>>694093257
Who the fuck is this clown? More importantly, can he juggle?
>>694094906
>game
Is that what you guys call it?
Game?
>>694095185
He's an expert on seduction. His entire premise is this: "if attraction isn't a choice, it can be hacked."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWfSf1SMGi4
>>694094701
That's a soul patch, m8
>>694095298
http://www.datingmess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/The-Game-by-Neil-Strauss.pdf
>>694093257
take the red pill
step 1. no fap, this reinforces confirmation bias
step 2. become a psychopath this is achievable through electroshock therapy and LSD, then you will become the ultimate dark triad maleā¢ (i watched a youtube documentary on how the gov't did this in MKULTRA)
step 3. listen to stefan molyneux while you sleep
step 4. practice your slick PUA skills on your mom
step 5. buy my book so I can move out of my basement and get a new car http://darktriadman.com/
>>694095563
Can he juggle though?
1. He is the leader of men
Eh my bfs confident but i wouldnt say a leader of ALL men
2. He is a successful risk taker
He doesnt take risks
3. He has a willingness to emote (laughs, doesn't speak in a monotone voice)
Well he laughs but his voice can be a bit monotone at times
4. He is a protector of loved ones
He protects me....dont think anyone else
5. He is preselected by other women.
Not sure...he better not be...ill beat the fuck outta those cunts
>>694095634
Kek
>>694095739
"a girl who doesn't get approached too often will indulge in it, or a young girl who hasn't been socialized yet... "
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6b7TluEqKY
Isn't ugly isn't afraid of puss the two biggest attraction switches ;)
Anyone who ever bought into this shit is autistic.
>>694096447
>ugly
got nothing to do with it
or just be physically attractive.
if you're a socially inept and super shy dork who looks like brad pitt, girls will think it's cute and endearing.
>>694096873
K then ugly loser in denial you keep working on your "game" I'll just continue with being handsome and keep cycling winstrol while going out to the clubs on fri - sat for a new couple of girls to try to convince me to fuck them so I can cheat on my gf while you go home to jack your tiny dick off night after night remaining sexless
>>694093257
Lets say, HYPOTHETICALLY, that the FBI have been tracking you since your post the other day about wanting to rape people?
>>694097394
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>694093257
I've personally used elements of the Mystery Method to get some a couple times. Good stuff.
>>694097492
I know its you dude.
>>694097394
Nothing wrong with raping a girl who likes being raped.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safe,_sane_and_consensual
>>694096975
His Black Flag shirt gets me every time
>>694097394
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Risk-aware_consensual_kink
>>694097571
\w/ \m/
>>694097543
And??
>>694093257
I agree with OP
>>694093257
I have pretty much none of those traits and I still manage to get laid.
Checkmate atheists.
>>694093257
Everything that OP said is true, the problem is that it's a very scientific way of explaining exactly what we do unconsciously everyday so it sounds autistic. You always size people up.
You know why we make fun of autists and passive faggots in cringe threads? Because they don't have any of the masculine qualities your mind silently identifies.
The reason Mystery can get away with dressing like that is that he's proving he has social value.
>Brad Pitt from the movie fight club"
He's right. The reason Mystery gets away with dressing like that is because he always draws groups of people into conversations and makes them like him.
If you saw someone dressed like him sitting in a corner along, brooding, you'd think he was a social outcast freak. He'd might as well be wearing fingerless gloves, a leather duster, cargo shorts, and an MLP shirt.
http://terrysdiary.com/post/21152888839/wheelchair-on-basketball-court-on-chrystie-street
>>694095634
>this reinforces confirmation bias
My sides have reached the outer rings of what we perceive as reality
>>694098540
you have at least one, but don't realize it.
>>694098597
>You know why we make fun of autists and passive faggots in cringe threads?
Because they reflect traits you see in yourself and don't like.
>>694098749
Nah I'm just good looking.
My personality is absolutely terrible.
Women have even told me that.
>>694098867
Only for LeafyIsQueer
>>694099091
A drug dealer's personality might be terrible, he could be a fucking asshole, but if he consistently sells drugs without getting busted, he's a successful risk taker.
>>694099404
Mother fucker had kids, man. TWINS!
>>694099527
hope his daughters are hot
\m/
>>694099355
No you don't get it at all.
I'm not a risk taker or an "asshole" I'm a shy introvert who only gets laid because I'm good looking.
Girls approach me all the time because I'm too pussy to go and talk to them.
All in all it's pretty easy for me to get laid but I can't seem to hold down a relationship.
>>694099469
Jesus Christ! Is that Natalie Portman???
>>694099924
how did you find out?
>>694099924
I think it's Josie Maran
>>694100043
who the hell gave you that info?
>>694100125
I have a photographic memory. I never forget anything I see.
>>694100164
kek
>>694100220
>>694100202
dudes fucking alpha.
>>694093257
You can get girls without all that stuff.
Just have to make a move at the right time.
![Uncle squeezing some tight teenage tits [TR's ćć³ćć£ćÆ(t-bone danger sticks) cameo].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UvU8wrA.jpg "Uncle squeezing some tight teenage tits [TR's ćć³ćć£ćÆ(t-bone danger sticks) cameo].jpg")
>>694093257
where did you get your grade in women psyche 12 y old basement dweller? go catch some pokemon
>>694100485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9i7WvCe8ko
>tfw you'll never live the life of T-bone
>>694097737
>Don't model for me or my son ever again
>>694100864
>>694101091
tbone keks.....
>>694100864
>tfw t 'senior citizen' bone posts this thread dump nearly every day now
![[leaked] Juliett Lewis scissoring Uncle T-Bone.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/60QLhyq.jpg "[leaked] Juliett Lewis scissoring Uncle T-Bone.jpg")
>>694100274
terry pls go
so what does terry richards have to do with ''PUA''?
His MO is well known, he's a famous photographer notorious for getting models coked out of their minds and trying to convince them into getting naked by getting naked himself first, this seems like a great idea after you just railed a gram of good coke
anyone who's ever done coke with girls knows how fucking easy this is, it has jack shit to do with any tricks, just get a girl high on coke and ask her to suck your dick and she will probably gladly drop to her knees
>>694100302
So what is the right time?
>>694101597
it's him or one of his wraith-like minions posting this same dump every day, like some sad attempt at viral marketing.
Random thread turns into image dump with the odd samefag of 'omg this guy is so cool'
>>694101454
Uncle isn't 69 yet............
>>694093257
You can just tell some motherfuckers who act like players that have sucked a dick or two.
>>694101723
here come the 'witty' replies.
you're old terry
>>694101810
oops wrong file...
>>694101531
is it me or is this guy literally, the devil
like, he scares me man
>>694102041
terry pls go
>>694102041
what makes you think that?
>>694102160
ITT an old man talks to himself.
we've grown up looking at hard core porn you stupid old fart, these pics are boring.
![!!!summer'15 leak!!! the chin of Kunty Perry dripping profusely with Uncle TERRY'sā¢ world-renown extra special secret sauce [unseen Rolling rag Stone pictorial].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lg5Q1AO.jpg "!!!summer'15 leak!!! the chin of Kunty Perry dripping profusely with Uncle TERRY'sā¢ world-renown extra special secret sauce [unseen Rolling rag Stone pictorial].jpg")
>>694102298
then why are you looking @ 'em?
![a ginger hair stylist attempting to stop an angry T-Bone from swinging Kunty Perry by her ponytail [unseen Rolling rag Stone pictorial].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RO6ujjN.jpg "a ginger hair stylist attempting to stop an angry T-Bone from swinging Kunty Perry by her ponytail [unseen Rolling rag Stone pictorial].jpg")
>>694102298
btw,
this is NOT porn but TR art \m/
>>694102160
do you believe in the devil
>>694102372
I'm waiting for you to post the ones of T-Bone with a cock in his mouth.
Other than that i just like telling you how out of touch you are, it's cruel and you won't just fuck off.
>>694102492
$atan is in us all \w/ HAIL
>>694102447
it's neither, it's an old attention whore.
Remember kids, extremes are where you go when you have run out of ideas, takin your pants off means you never had any in the first place.
>>694102545
i have never seen a piece w/ Terry sucking a cock
you seen the 1 w/ cum all over Terry's face?
>>694102703
As long as you remember nobody cares.
>>694093257
Just get tinder and be somewhat attractive easy
EVERYONE PLEASE R8 MY TR TAT
>>694095634
jesus christ it's real
>>694103220
you been goofed
>>694095563
dude is giving a lecture about body language while flapping his arms around awkwardly
the irony
>>694093257
What does ^-^ mean?
>>694098597
This guy right here is a smart motherfucker. There are certain things that are true, but verbalizing them sounds dorky as hell, so people are eager to discredit it.
>>694099924
you should get that aspbergers checked out
>>694103743
Paying to listen to them is what, 23rd level dorky then?
>>694101722
That sounds really sad and lonely.
I wonder what it's like being unable to get a real gf so you need to use daddy's money and connections to fake it through coke and whores.
![a stallion's prick for 2 sports illustrated models to fight over [tongue swapping the Richardson seminal fluid].gif](https://i.imgur.com/kQSDwMi.gif "a stallion's prick for 2 sports illustrated models to fight over [tongue swapping the Richardson seminal fluid].gif")
>>694103743
I try.
>>694103908
Of course they people who pay to listen are dorks. They had to pay to have a basic human function explained to them because somewhere in their lives they didn't get the necessary exposure to make it work right, like, say... using /b/ all day and all night instead of going out and shooting pool and talking to people.
On the other hand, if they actually sat down and dissected the matter, they could more efficiently make use of these laws. Perhaps with less autistic sounding nomenclature. I guess.
>>694104394
wot m8
>>694104514
The fuck do you mean wot?
If you spend all day and all night on the computer, you're gonna go full /r9k/ robot mode and get nervous and too self-conscious. You'll start over analyzing situation because you're too internalized. Maybe I didn't word it right.
>>694104669
but i dont understand
mor info hobag
>>694104772
I got nothin better to do.
You know how kids look when they first start smoking?
>Google "Cringe smoking", first picture, thread wont let me post images
It's because they don't know what they're doing. But the more they do it, the more natural it'll look, the better they'll enjoy it.
It's the same for social interaction. Sure, you can still pick up on social cues, you know when the person looks bored during the conversation, or like they're like talking to you. But you don't know how to act on it. The tools are all there, you just don't know how to use them.
![Alex the abortion failed niece of Oscar the Grouch from ''Sesame Street'' [REMEMBER KIDS ~one sexual deviant's trash is another degenerate pervert's treasure].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dpwd3Pw.jpg "Alex the abortion failed niece of Oscar the Grouch from ''Sesame Street'' [REMEMBER KIDS ~one sexual deviant's trash is another degenerate pervert's treasure].jpg")
![Eniko Mihalik + Magdalena Frackowiak + Abbey Lee Kershaw on the Best of the Season shoot for Purple Fashion #12 @ Milk Studios [snapped by Olivier Zahm].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5jVA0UI.jpg "Eniko Mihalik + Magdalena Frackowiak + Abbey Lee Kershaw on the Best of the Season shoot for Purple Fashion #12 @ Milk Studios [snapped by Olivier Zahm].jpg")
