In my ex's yard what should I do /b/
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In my ex's yard what should I do /b/
>>694051953
Leave
>>694051953
call cops
Take a pic of her
Get the fuck outta there! Your ass gonna get put in fucking jail if you keep dicking around there
>>694051953
Look like a creeper while playing Pokemon GO
>>694051953
>>694052098
do the opposite
Catch pokeman
>>694051953
Shit on the welcome mat and nigger knock
>>694052177
>>694051953
KNOCK ON WINDOW.
>>694051953
ring the doorbell. masturbate. profit
>>694051953
Kill her and fuck the corpse.
Post pics.
>>694051953
Call with cell phone and use another voice saying I know what youre watching on tv ....
if you hang up you will regret it
>>694052881
now call her back describe to her how she is dressed.
>>694053068
also throw a rock on one side then on another so she thinks there is like 4 people.
Should I go in
>>694053235
do it faggot
>>694053235
Yes. Get your rape face on.
>>694053235
Holy shit!
You are literally insane, straight up psychopath.
I hope you do something to end up in prison you fucking weirdo.
I'll just peek in
>>694053235
Smash her window and fuck any and all of her pets right in front of her
>>694053235
Yes absolutely
SHIT ON THE GROUND AND PLACE IT ON HER WINDOW SILL WITH A NOTE SAYING YOU STILL LOVE HER!
>>694053806
what a shithole.
>>694053806
Pool cue in her pooper
>>694053539
b8 or summer?
>>694053806
looks like your gf lives in a meth house anon.
>mfw sharpest bjs ever.
>>694053960
meme harder faggot
>>694053806
Prove its not your house
>>694053539
I hope he does too.
And I hope he posts pics.
>>694053845
I'll come back tomorrow I will do 1 more thing b4 I go what Should it /b/
>>694053806
shit in one of the pool tables holes.
>>694054080
How?
>>694054132
start shreiking as loud as possible, run to the street and turn for one last photo as she comes to the door, we need to see the victim
>>694054132
Turn some lights and appliances on to fuck with her
>>694054158
THIS
>>694054345
>>694054417
These.
>>694054338
second it
>>694054158
Yes
>>694054158
Pls do this one
>>694054158
If dubs op shits in pool table hole
>>694054657
rolling for this
>>694054657
Rolling
>>694053806
ah fuck she even has a pool table ?
awesome OP you know you gotta cut yourself or cum in the table no turning back bro or you need to kill her.
>>694054751
bump
>>694051953
Break in and hide in closet
>>694051953
cmon OP, im wearing out my refresh button
>>694054933
CHECK EM
OP HAS TO DELIVER
>>694054657
rolling
Which one?
>>694055044
CHECK EM
>>694055134
All of them
>>694055134
ALL OF THEM, THEN SHIT IN THE POOL TABLE.
>>694055134
All of them
>>694055134
all of em bro, on and off real fast. dont forget to scream like a bitch while doing it
>>694055134
Furnace, make that bitch cold
>>694055300
ding
>>694055263
This
op's a phaggot
fuck her
Sorry /b/ I'm not shiting on the pool table
OP is gonna straight up murder his ex
>>694055300
yoooooooo.
>>694055575
op let us all down
>>694055134
main
fucking time stamp now faggot
>>694055575
Dot it faggot.
Well do something already asshole!
In the house it's dark. Im in her bathroom she is asleep and duz not notice the lights what now?
>>694055960
fake
>>694055960
pics
use flash
>>694055960
sharpie in pooper
>>694055575
Then pee on it or anything really
Put something like a book under the pool table to unbalance it!
>>694055337
it the middle of the summer faggot....???????
>>694051953
see if there are any pokemon around
Sharpie in her pooper
>>694056168
Pee on her!
Write "I was here [ex name]" on the bathroom wall
>>694056137
THIS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
Open every door and window and leave.
>>694056339
This,write this with your poo
>>694056472
This
>>694056339
THIS
>>694055134
Black Switch, left side, on the top. That's the main power disconnect. all power goes off.
>>694056472
this is it, op. cmoe on.
I'm going to wait for he new bf to turn the breakers back on then you will get some good pic
>>694056916
you madman
>>694051953
hope she is getting plowed by a black dude.
>>694056916
When he does, jump out and rape him.
>>694056916
Pee on it
>>694056916
You're probably just in your own house.
Still, ill take the bait, because I like immersive story telling.
>>694056916
You have a flashlight?
>>694057088
checked
>>694055960
>>694055575
>>694055134
I have a box knife with me
>>694051953
Murder death kill
>>694056916
Shit in their washer or dryer
>>694056916
You're a fag and this thread is bait.
This thread seems interesting,
>>694057239
What the fuck you gonna do with a box knife?
OP just do something already
>>694057402
I second this
>>694057239
why didnt you just get a metal one?
Op better deliver something epic
>>694057585
This
Lay next to their bed and cry.
>>694053806
shit on the billiard table
post pics
>>694057455
open boxes, come on new fag
>>694057585
Does disappointment count?
That is your own fucking house faggot
>>694057730
Fair enough man.
Check Pokemon GO and make sure you steal all of her pokemans from her backyard
masturbate on her pillow if i roll trips.
>>694057821
this
>>694057822
Dubs still counts
>>694057822
Dubs is close enough
>>694057887
One off
>>694055960
Take pic of her asleep
kill them
Just start watching a movie in the living room. Make snacks and just chill.
>>694056916
If dubs, then go up to her room and cum on her face. Take pic.
>>694057984
This
>>694051953
set yourself on fire while yelling allahu akbar
post another pic, this is getting boring
We're waiting op!.
this
Update faggit
Op faggot
tick tock op
>>694055142
party on, anon
>>694058058
Roll
Tic Tock my cock is getting soft
>>694058033
win
Summerfags everywhere
abandon thread op is a faggot
OP IS A FAG ABANDON THREAD
Light the porch on fire lol
And yea I'm serious
There/b/
>>694058898
nuu is rel yu are jus hateur luolz
>>694059008
Shit hhaahaha literally haha
>>694059008
noice
>>694059008
You fucking madman
>>694059008
op clutch
>>694059102
DEAD
>>694059008
Why'd you put a bag
>>694059008
TOPKEK
>>694059008
Someone screen shot this!
OP is no longer a fag!
>>694059008
Now wait in the house for them to find it
>>694059008
The fact you put a bag under it proves even more that its your own house,
also, didn't you closed the lights?
I smell bullshit, and its not the one in the photo.
>>694059008
MADMAN
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>>694051953
leave and maybe get on with your life you loser.
>>694059216
I had to shit out side then bring it in
holy shit, im dying
>>694056195
>summer faggot....???????
Which is the the newfag... the summer faggot or the summer faggot that follows...
Put in a bag becuase didn't want to mess own pool table. OP exposed
>>694058897
M00t said it himself, there's no increase of the amount of traffic in summer.
I don't know why you faggots think so when kids can go on the Internet at any time
Now whipe your ass with her curtains or clothes
>>694051953
Dude, don't be like your brother Andy. You're being crazy.
>>694059008
Why did you put it in a bag?
You wouldn't lie on the internet would you?
>>694059563
Yes OP must do
Baking in ebic bread xD
>>694059563
THIIIISSS
>>694059310
this this this this
this this this this
this this this this
this this this this
this this this this
this this this this
>>694059310
dr dre over here
>>694059310
>The fact you put a bag under it proves even more that its your own house,
Maybe we're overthinking this shit... just sayin
>>694059551
thnx for da goggle analitex update m00t
>>694059726
OP is trying to defend himself
.put me in the screencap
>>694051953
Apologize for farting in the bed and beg if you can sleep on the couch tonight.
>>694059310
he's right
Post a picture of her sleeping
We need pics of the bitch OP
>>694059871
We need proof
>>694059871
this
>>694059008
Bullshit
Cum on the turd OP
>>694059008
prove it is not you house...smear on table top...don't care how you do it.
>>694060136
Rolling for this
>>694059904 Jesus man her tits are gonna fall off
>>694060156
Roll
Break into her home rape her use acid to dispose of the evidence and then play pokemon go
>>694060196
>this top tier b8
>>694054933
Dude just click update.
>>694060399
Dubs
Too bad you wasted it being a faggot
>>694060156
rawl
>>694059871
If dubs op cums on her pillow and produces photographic evidence
>>694060507
Kek
>>694060156
rollin!
>>694051953
rape her
>>694060156
rolling for this, fuck
/I pit it on her kids bed {kid not home)
Put a Pokemon Go lure in her back yard.
>>694051953
Rape her
>>694060156
OP is full of shit. do it faggot
this better be legit
>>694060156
^this
>>694060674
Jesus what a fucking shithole is that
>>694060674
Kek
Fuck her couch
>>694060674
I THOUGHT YOU SAID SHE WAS SLEEPING INCONSISTENCY IS KILLING ME
THANK YOU OP
>>694060674
You had trash in the basement and you decided to put a shit on it, wow good job OP im impressed.
ALSO, YOU PROMISED SOMETHING EPIC AFTER HER BOYFRIEND TURNED BACK ON THE BREAKERS SWITCH.
dr.dre signing out.
>>694060674
>>694060674
Asshole the kid didn't do nothing to u
>>694060674
You're a fucking disgusting human being and so is your methhead ex.
We're all very proud.
Now a photo of her sleeping.
>>694060674
>>694060674
The kid sleeps there !
>>694060900
jucy.
she lives in a shithole, i don't think she'll mind
>>694056195
>>694059497
He wasn't calling him a summer faggot, summer faggot. He saying summer, faggot?
>>694061081
Rolling
>>694060900
wat
>>694060674
What inbred corner of the US are you from shit
>>694060399
figure of speech, dildo
Cum in her toothbrush
Piss in her milk
>>694061379
DO IT !!!!
>>694061405
This. piss in something in the fridge
>>694061379
Yeees
>>694060900
Ok. And we're done here.
OP confirmed 17yo autist
Do it! nowww
>>694061530
Just piss the whole fridge
Its not just about internet traffic. /b gets more shitty traffic because people are out of school, on vacation, ect, ect. Stick around /b long enough and you will see the summerfag trend in action...
>>694061379
>>694061405
>>694061450
>>694061530
>>694061540
Samefag pls stop
>>694051953
Throw poo into room
>>694052615
The only reasonable person to reply yet
>>694051953
>break in
>gather hair
>make hair doll
>hot glue on hairdoll?
>>694051953
Dubs says go away :)
Arrange her dirty needles around her bed.
>>694059008
Absolute Madman for once you werent a faggot because to clean up that shit is pretty expensive.
>>694060399
Dude it's the same thing
>>694061743
You are mistaken young newfag
>>694061379
if I get dubs or trips he has to.
>>694059497
you didn't get it newfag
OP here. I'm just home alone making up bullshit stories.
>>694051953
Coordinates and timestamp
>>694061229
Indeed, only a summer faggot would mistake summer, faggot for summer faggot
>>694062359
this
Still can't tell if psycho or hq bait
>>694060900
You did that with your dick?
>>694062359
This
>>694060156
Who would shit in their own pool table?
>>694062669
A /b/tard
>>694062669
It's on a bag (no mess)
>>694059216
Because it's his house.
I'm suspicious of this supposed break in at an ex's house. Prove its not your place. Slash up the pool table or something.
>>694061715
Who are you talking to and what are you talking about?
>>694061026
Hitler did nothing wrong but he still had to kill himself
this thread is fucking retarded OP is trolling
fuck her and marry again kek
>>694054158
do it, OP
>>694059310
>didn't you close the lights?
Wut
>>694063132
Yup this
>>694063132
I agree.
>>694061379
thiiis
>>694062103
Underrated keks
>>694061210
what does the image link lead to?
>>694063857
Don't be a pussy
>>694062737
Whats in that bag though?
>>694063857
Screamer or CP more than likely
>>694063981
cp then i guess.
>>694059008
yeah. the bag just proves it's your own house, but if you want to prove me wrong, then take that exacto knife out of he couch, and carve a gigantic penis in the green fabric of the pool table., and then wipe the shit all over it.
>>694057012
>>694063857
Likely virus or nanners, or both, or cp + virus
>>694060903
>Kids bed
Dumbass
worth the b8
