Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>694027624
>I grabbed my waifu pillow
I can now take a big sigh of relief.
>>694027848
Hm, fair enough.
Aside from that, done ote else today?
https://youtu.be/iilT7vY5Aa4
Bump
I bought Bloodborne Today for 15 dollars from game stop
is this awesome y/n
>>694028084
I grilled some corn and made some iced tea for my sides. I think I'm missing something, anything seem missing to you?
Waifu Claiming Thread?
More like Post Waifus While Having Normie Discussions Thread, mirite?
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>694027319
Peace out, Mizore.
>Whatever makes you happy, as long as you don't end up severely injured or dead.
>>694027624
>>694028099
>Grabbed waifu pillow and ran.
Good for you.
>Thinking the lure on Pokémon Go is to blame.
You have no idea how hard I'm laughing.
mandatory
>>694028966
What else are we suppossed to do after claiming, post lewds?
>>694028733
I went to the store earlier today, loaded up on frozen stuff like I always do.
>>694027329
How did you survive an encounter with a skeleton!? Just shows how much stronger you are than you think!
>>694027342
Good, good. Friends are great to have. Especially here.
>>694028064
As long as its intention is for the best to keeping on positive interactions, I'm all for it.
To me switching waifus is wack. I want to remember them by who they chose first rather than keeping up with a new one. The rules I don't enforce but it's nice to have tem there, for a sense of security.
>>694028966
says the thumbnail
>>694029296
It's someone outside of /waifu/, but I have plenty of friends on here I guess.
>>694028527
Hello.
>>694028936
Umm. Nothing I can find. Seems about right. Some sauce perhaps?
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>694028546
True that. I am but only with beer, wish I could taste more than the usual ones.
For sure. Everything that's not useless and free wouldn't hurt.
Maybe even drinking some Arsenic before jumping off a skyscraper. You'd die even before lading on earth for the last time.
Out of wine. Time to open the Baileys again.
>>694029296
As long as we're talking, there's no need to find a new topic to talk about.
Kinda true. It is annoying at a certain point. Though, I can't blame other's choices, and I don't want to.
hydrus is awesome. If you're bored check out https://hydrusnetwork.github.io/hydrus/
>>694029293
You're almost as uneventful as me.
Damn.
>>694029758
Almost. I do nothing besides /waifu/ all day to be honest, weekly grocery store visit. I sleep off the day to pass the time.
>>694029525
Saber claimed
Pontiff stun lock edition
>>694029561
Oh crepes, I forgot to make fran's secret sauce... I'm sure it'll be alright without it though.
>>694029939
All I can really do is Diablo 3 and Hearthstone.
Sleeping isn't really a option for me.
>>694029946
Oh Kyouko, I forgot to ask. How's going down there?
Can't put the link of the song I'm listening to so I'll just type the name. Search it for yourself:
Caravan Palace - Dragons
I knew it, I should've kept some weed for tonight.
>>694030241
I can understand. Heh, my friend reminds me of Mio so much. He's too scared too watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4KPWOUkbw8
>>694029452
I have less friends outside of here than I do here. That's okay with me.
It's not hard for me to make friends but the way I am socially just hinders it.
>>694029631
Yeah, I can agree, talking is talking. Sharing interests and views are the reasons I like this thread.
The more we let it happen the sooner it'll be an acceptable thing. I don't dislike them for doing it just, why? Really.
>>694030935
Hot.
Too fucking hot.
>How's going down there?
>Down
I mean, I'm basically at the most north-east I can be :^)
What about you?
>>694031037
I have zero friends in real life and I'm just fine with it.
>>694030943
Shiro, you watch the L.A. beast too?! Man, I love his eating challenges.
>have a good day!
Hehe~
>>694031272
SHOENICE would eat L.A. Beast for a snack.
>>694030013
Ah, the sauce was missing. It can't be bad without them. The choices with the sides are nice. I would perfer some smash potatoes and grevey. As for the drink probably some Cheerwine.
>>694030334
That pic.
>When the blunt starts to kick in
>>694030867
Vacashi.
>>694029958
Ayy what's going on?
>>694031037
Yup.
Basically, it's a bad thing, but I don't mind. As long as I'm not the one doing it.
>>694031173
Same kek
Oh, sorry then, I remembered wrong were you lived.
Seems like we're closer than I thought.
It's going okay. I'll start to send curriculums around next month.
>No dio porco, ho finito il Baileys.
>>694031272
Oh shit yea I watch him! I wish he'd upload more videos though.
>>694029946
Hey Kyouko, how are you?
>>694031634
Nice.
>>694030867
Hello.
>>694031745
>Seems like we're closer than I thought.
Oh, that's interesting.
>inb4 Veneto magnagatti
>I'll start to send curriculums around next month.
Hope you manage to find a job, still no luck here.
>No dio porco, ho finito il Baileys.
Io ho solo una birra di merda in frigo, nient'altro.
Cane dio.
>>694031834
I'm good, what about you?
>>694031173
Kyouko, are you near Trieste?
>>694031513
Maybe, but did he have a good day?
>>694031634
>mashed potatoes, gravy and Cheerwine
Hmm, I should try that next time, sounds good.
>>694031753
Yeah, I was heartbroken when he said he wanted to stop doing as many eating challenges as he was worried for his health.
>crystal pepsi
>>694032186
>Kyouko, are you near Trieste?
Kinda.
A bit more north.
>>694028527
>>694028733
>>694028936
>>694029631
>>694029958
>>694031921
good taste
>>694032252
Oh, I passed near Trieste on my way to Paris. Just wondering if I passed you. :p
>>694032432
You too.
>>694031921
Hi there.
>>694032186
It's really cool to see his running stuff though.
>>694032432
Thanks you too
>>694031232
That can't be true. There's at least one or two out there.
>>694031745
I know you won't do it for sure.
You've seen what Konata has done in the past. It's horrifying.
>>694031921
It came out right when I saw that pic. Have you fixed your sleeping situation?
>>694032186
I highly recommend. Though it's just me. I'm sure you'll like it too. Ribs are a rarity to eat.
>>694032195
Ayy lmao
God-tier claim.
>>694032160
Seems like it is.
>I hope it isn't something bad for you
I wouldn't give much hope on it anyway.
Ah beh, ti offrirei qualcosa se potessi.
Comunque lascia stare che il Baileys era l'unica cosa che mi era rimasta.
Per birre potresti andare sul classico come le Tennent's, senno pure le Innis son buone.
>>694032432
Same for you, thanks.
>>694032788
The amount of strain he puts his body through truly is inspiring!
>>694033143
No, just family.
>>694028527
All. Wifes https://youtu.be/EWPDT8v9nCM
Since we're sharing music always, this is one of my favorite Japanese bands.
https://youtu.be/29RW81Dql_c
>Suika
>>694033143
I'm sure it tastes amazing, thanks for the recommendation, sweety! I'll probably have ribs again sometime before the end of summer.
>>694032160
I'm not too bad.
It's really hot in my room and it sucks.
>>694033162
Si la Tennent non è male, l'unica che mi è rimasta è una Lasko perchè costavano un cazzo quando le ho prese.
Non è così male però.
Dio cane, voglio solo che piova o che venga un po' di fresco, estate di merda.
>>694034053
It's the same here, I know that feeling.
>>694032609
Oh, I see!
claimed
Chicken is good
Fried chicken is not
>>694033143
Glad to hear that~
Can't remember what she did...
>>694034208
Io piuttosto, mi prenderei pure una Pedavena, non sono così male.
Siccome ho solo 18 anni e vivo con i miei, ho la fortuna di avere il condizionatore a casa. Però andrei via subito se potessi.
Si, e sperare che non venga fuori il sole subito dopo che ha piovuto, sennò vien su ancora più umidità e caldo.
Aaaaand another track~
The correspondents - Fear & Delight
>>694033332
So, so close.
Family can't be bad at all.
>>694033772
No problem ceilo. What others do you enjoy eating?
The rarity I eat are "grande burritos". The recipe is kinda easy to make, but getting it right is the hardest part. It's a family recipe.
>>694032432
Thanks.
>>694032759
How's your day going?
>>694033143
Nope.
>>694034208
I'm sweaty and uncomfortable.
>>694035302
It's a pic......Here.....
I don't know why I have this saved.....
>>694035551
>so so close
Confused. Yea, family is nice. I prefer staying to myself anyways.
>>694035151
What's bad about fried chicken?
>inb4 blacks only eat it.
Good to see you back camarada.
>>694035302
>>694035872
there is also this :v)
>>694035551
Other sides, or other meals? Other sides I enjoy are cole slaw, roasted peppers, smokey chile, and grilled artichoke.
A grande burrito? Sounds great! What is inside the burrito?
>>694035816
Good enough, how's yours?
>>694028527
best boy
Jesus. Open for 4 hours and we havent made 500 dollars all fucking day.
whats with all the cow girls i dont get it
>>694036903
Not many people up for Sunday Chinese? Well, at least less work for you (I think).
>>694035872
What the heck...
>>694036593
Don't make me cringe at 4am ;-;
>>694037562
its 3am though :o
Stop posting my dick
>>694037706
sorry i was fapping to it :v)
roll
>>694037706
You have the same dick as me? I thought I was the only one!
>>694037706
Be careful what you wish for. How you doing?
clmd
>>694037293
Not many people up for Monday burgers
>>694038071
Oh, that's disgusting...
>>694037674
>Timezones
Almost 4am here.
>>694037706
Guilty pleasure for music. Not the group, this one song
https://youtu.be/va_GfPMxiz8
>Suika
Dio-sama...
>>694038071
I like headless abominations but I'm not sure how to feel about that.
>>694037818
I fapped earlier today
roll ;0;
>>694037882
I'm sure there's plenty of people who aren't circumcised
>>694038012
I took a small break and I don't even know anyone anymore :0
but I can't leave, always have the urge to check in on threads :O
And you?
>>694038359
That's a pretty nice peen
>>694038269
Well, forgove my mistake. I must have had a false memory of you telling me you worked at a chinese place... unless you work at both. What time do you start your shift? Do you work nights?
>>694036673
Alright, a little boring.
>>694035893
Almost quints.
Alone time is a luxury to me since I spend my week surrounded by people.
>>694036671
Other meals, sorry. But those sides are great choices.Spice things up is the way to go!
Chicken, beans(optional, I like it without them), rice, cheese, and some chilli peppers if no hot sauce is around.
The tortillas are handmade, which is tons better than store bought ones. And better than corn tortillas.
>>694037562
I know right? He's lost it.....
I mean, who would do that?
>>694037706
Well, you brought this upon yourself my Mexican friend.
kitty cream here
(blake claimed)
>>694038308
where you live?
>>694038538
:o
roll
>>694035816
I thought you got some medication for the problem?
>>694037706
AHAHAHA
>>694035833
Yup, it's horrible.
>>694035302
Anche io ho il condizionatore ma porco dio si è rotto 2 settimane fa.
>Si, e sperare che non venga fuori il sole subito dopo che ha piovuto, sennò vien su ancora più umidità e caldo.
>Quando piove e c'è il sole, insieme
DIOOOOOOO
>>694038689
It's not even my dick lol
>>694038813
I'm from Yuma
hot roll :o
>>694038621
Its all day today. Till maybe 4. We are that quiet.
>>694038693
Kitty!
Yuno's here
Hi guys
>>694038684
Yup, at least it wasn't a bad day.
>>694038538
You will always know me, unless I get something to do with my life and leave this.
That's good to know, it means that we mean something for you I guess.
I'm pretty happy as Portugal won the euro cup.
Listened to Yanqui U.X.O. today, it was so much better than expected, a masterpiece for me.
hehe
>>694039085
nyaa nyaa nigger
whats up sexy?
>>694038984
I had a feeling that it wasn't. Still, Keep it to yourself, please.
>>694039136
Ayy.
>>694039252
Jaja
>Sanae
>>694038689
Probably only her "^^
>>694038813
Fucking Italy
>>694038888
Bella merda.
>La fortuna di avere tuo padre che fa l'idraulico
>DIOOOOOOO
Ci sono santi e madonne per tutti quando piove e c'è il sole.
>>694038888
Stop saying DIO, you're probably not even talking about me in yer commie language so now you're fucking it all up man.
barry
>>694039233
I don't see myself leaving any time soon, just maybe post less and lurk more
And that's good to hear I'll check it out :o
>>694038502
Hey there Dio, what have you beennup to?
>>694038689
Oh, my mistake. Other meals that I enjoy are Chicken parmesion, eggplant parmesion, beef stroganoff, smokey ham mac and cheese, and my favorite meal: corned beef and cabbage!
That sounds like one hell of a burrito! I should try making that sometime. My only question is, how do you make homemade tortillas?
>>694038888
Checked
>>694039085
Hmm, got a long day, huh?
>>694039638
Dio means God in italian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvoTbL-SESA
>>694039638
Nah Dio, you're the one fucking it up here kek
>>694039136
Hey Tsundere~chan
>>694038984
r:oo:l
>>694039575
alright
>>694038888
Checked.
I've never seen Full Metal Jacket before, this movie is comedy gold.
>>694039824
I've been playing a lot of tf2, getting shitty fps but I'm playing it anyways.
>>694039851
I know that I was just making up some dank capitalistic memes.
>>694039871
I can't be fucking it all up, I'm Dio after all.
Mei is bae
And bae is claimed
>>694039638
DIOs mio.
>>694040140
I don't own any Mios you dumb cunt, you're probably just saying some more communist shit you fucking commie cunt, where the fuck are your allies don't even try lying to me because I'm going to shove my capitalistic foot up your non-american ass.
Duine ar bith anseo Gaeilge a labhairt? Uimh? Feicfidh mé ach suí anseo ag caoineadh....
>>694040109
>tf2
>getting shitty fps
When do you not get shitty fps?
What class are you playing as?
Mugi Claimed
Dude this Blood Borne Game is Fucking Awesome.
Only in the first area right now but holy shit is this fun
hows everyone doing tonight?
>Italian
>Communist
???????
>>694039486
Comrade, how are ya? Did ya get a hangover?
>>694039934
Hello not sao sachii
>>694039370
Real boring day at work. Stuff to do but no orders.
>>694039824
Hoping to be over quicker.
>>694039934
I L(r)o(l)(l)ve You
>>694040414
oh my god
>>694039575
Nice butt. I like how bella merda is written pretty much exactly as we do here.
Bela merda.
>>694039802
Me neither, even if I get employed I will still probably dump most of my free time here.
It's GYBE, a pretty low rated album for some reason. I really loved it, first track was god tier but it only kept getting better until the 3rd one gave me goosebumps.
Unless you want it in 320 I guess you can listen to it here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw6zTAKWGeo
>>694040684
Sup, just got home from grilling at my grandmother's
>>694040694
Italy does have a large socialist party.
>>694040752
everyday at work is fucking gay anyway
im just chilling on skype with friends
>>694038888
Bastardo
>>694040826
If that's true, I am disgusted being part italian
Better spread freedom to them
>>694040542
I have a very shitty and old laptop.
I play every clases except Sniper and Pyro, I've been mostly playing Demoman and Heavy though. I main Medic but I only played him once in a match that lasted well over 20 minutes and I got over 30k of healing, it got pretty boring. At first I had stopped playing tf2 because I met a certain sniper main that was as good as an aimbot, he even got banned once because valve though he really had an aimbot. It was that day that I learned that Sniper truly was far from balanced.
>>694040694
>>694040775
I'm canadian, it was all an act, you just got bamboozled.
>>694041009
Drop the damn liberty nukes already!
>>694040109
Seems legit.
>>694040782
Thank you~
Glad to know kek
>>694040826
Whatever party you vote for here, it will always be shit.
>>694040918
You can't put random insults like that.
>Ma sciopa xio canea
>>694041119
If it wasn't for your free healthcare I wouldnt consider moving there BUT my main issue
>Bagged milk
?????????
>>694041196
US world domination fucking when? Spread the damn freedom so these nignog will stop migrating here illegally ffs
>>694040782
Alright I'll definitely check it out later, will probably download it later now that internet is kinda good again
>>694041119
I love you
>>694040918
very kawaii
why has no 1 claimed megumeme I guess I will claim her also
>>694041119
>except sniper and pyro
You really are god! I hate sniper and pyro! But by jove man, 30k of healing in 20 minutes?!
>>694039575
>Italy
Please tell me that you're a native.
>IIRC it was 4 generations ago that we moved to the U.S., and I still haven't gotten around to tracing my roots.
SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH FAGS
>>694041570
Fuck off heretic
>>694041424
US DOMINATION DOOMED FAIL KOMERADE! SEKRET DAKUMENTZ SAY THAT AMERIKA FAGS WILL LOOZ RACE OF SPACE TO MARZ! CCCP WILL RISE AGAIN!
>>694041647
Your ancestor is Ezio Auditore de Firenze
>>694041726
I missed you
>>694041424
There are special jugs/pitcher, whatever you want to call them, for bagged milk, you just place the bag in it and cut a small hole and then it's the same as some random glass milk jug.
>>694041514
That's only natural.
>>694041622
I said "well over 20 minutes" it didn't last only 20 minutes, I also constantly change healing target, I don't pocket unless someone is under heavy fire. I started playing many years ago so the first class I mained was spy because I wanted to be a sneaky edgy assassin n' shit then I went scout like any autistic cunt would then I went soldier, I mained soldier for a long time and around the time I started to main medic I played Soldier samurai for around 300-400 hours wich made me a master at melee-ing and denying trick stabs. I just never got the appeal of pyro and I always believed firmly than sniping was for faggots.
>>694041514
Aight, I hope you enjoy it. So did you have a busy weekend or just staying away from the thread out of boredom?
>>694041424
Gasai!
>>694041726
okok u can hav her this wont be easy for me
>>694041647
Yup, Native italian here.
>>694041868
Ma porco dio basta con ste reference di Assasin's creed.
>late
>>694038856
Doesn't really help.
>>694039193
True.
Claimed
>>694041726
>Non può parlare un'altra lingua
Plebian
>>694041838
CHEEKI BREEKI SUKA VAN
>>694042429
FOR WHAT PURPOSE? JUST KEEP IT IN A PLASTIC JUG ITSELF
>>694042493
Hello you I can't remember
>>694042616
Mai's pork Dio's Bastion constipate reference of assassins creed?
>>694039575
Some bolts must've gotten lose or something. Jaja
>>694039824
Dang I haven't eaten any of those things. Probably chicken parmesion.
Though I'm open to try any food. I'm picky. Corned beef and cabbage. I had eggs and cabbage together. But not that. What's it's contents? Just corn, beef, and cabbage?
It's flour tortillas, which you would need flour, baking powder, some water, corn oil, and mazeca. Mix them together, make them into little balls, roll them flat, and have a pan to set them to bake(though you need to flip them to insure it won't burn.)
It's easy to make, but just get it to the right amount is key.
>>694040414
Sure thing kiddo. You some oil with that? Oh wait you have plenty of that don't you? How about some salt?
>>694040694
Nope! I'm immuneto that nonsense. Feeling great though! You?
r8 but don't h8
I just find it a shame that her route ended up being so shit despite how good it could have been had they gone with a much simpler and realistic story (specifically, they easily could have taken a Katawa Shoujo direction with her story)
>>694042698
You know, it's Suika!
伊吹だよ~
>>694038888
Oh, Kyouko! I'm not sure if you have any, or know where I could find some, but I'm looking for Italian sources on Luigi Cadorna and the Isonzo. Don't worry if it's in italian, I can read it well enough. If you do know where I could find anything related to the Isonzo, or cadorna, that would be a big help!
>>694042429
Oh sorry, must be getting tired, I did not see that "well over" bit.
Sniper = fag
Pyro = tf are you doing?
Scout = autist
Medic = never played
Spy = edgelord
Soldier = vanilla
Engineer = afk
Anyone I miss?
>>694042935
That's whats up, I'm ight, might drink some later, eating grilled chicken
>>694043072
Who?
All I remember is I caught you with my ribs
>>694042698
Well the milk bag jug thing is plastic, and it's to give a second purpose to the bag of milk, you don't have to pour the milk into a jug, just put the bag itself in the jug so it's simple and quick.
>>694042935
See the lower part of>>694041119
>>694043102
You missed demoman, whenever I play Demo, I always think to myself "It would be so much easier if I just played soldier"
>>694042698
Conchina tu waifu
Puta tu waifu
Chingo tu waifu
>>694042461
They're faces are creepy :(
Nah just can't seem to join into a conversation like I used to, and I can't even think of any interesting shitposts
I feel like I did when I first joined waifu but I still have you and sachi (roll) and others
>>694043366
Suika Ibuki fgt stop antagonizing me!
>>694043393
I guess I'm too american to understand that concept.
>>694043428
Pinche joto, te gusta los niñas
>>694043633
Nyet
>>694039575
>Ci sono santi e madonne per tutti quando piove e c'è il sole.
Dio can, veramente.
>La fortuna di avere tuo padre che fa l'idraulico
Che culo, madonna impestata.
>Bella pic
>>694040048
It's a good movie.
>>694040918
Literally the worst italian insult.
>>694041726
No.
>>694043102
Pretty sure I don't have anything more than google can offer.
>>694043818
whats up yuno? Im fuckin jammin this blood born kinda wanna play some overwatch later.
whats going down with you.
>>694043982
eating chicken, watching youtube. Might play some runescape in a bit
>>694043818
You won. Suika here. 初めまして
>>694044186
Ain't foolin me coobie
>>694043464
:o
how did you (r)un (o)ut (o)f interesting shitposts?
(l)
>>694043464
It's a cute kind of spooky but I will make sure not to post those for you.
Well that's awkward, shitposting all around seems to be becoming ineffective against /waifu/, no one gets triggered as easily and just frowns it as boring attention whoring.
That must feel pretty bad, do you feel like there's a barrier between you and others or do you just have trouble finding interesting things to say and discuss?
>as a random rat, music taxonomy is officially retarded, apparently noise pop is an alternative rock sub-genre.
>>694042671
Ahh that's unfortunate. So you just let it happen than?
>>694043366
Grilled chicken is good chicken. I know I didn't do anything dumb so I'm happy about that. The you'll play games, right?
>>694043393
I knew it. How's the boxy lifestyle treating you?
>>694043428
Is that supposed to be Spanish?
can someone plis recommend good anime music
like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6Vxy0fPrTA&list=PLxg7VOXJGI96tdfZwfkmoj6CXafc--MjD
>>694044464
>>694043464
>random rat
Mean't rant.
Kurisu claimed, hello!
>>694042935
Chicken parmesion is extremely tasty! But I can only have it plated on a bed of ziti.
Corned beef and cabbage can be served mixed together with the cabbage broth and some rice. If you cook the corned beef all day, it becomes stringy like pulled pork, and I pull my corned beef in that fassion. Put it into a bowl and add some horse raddish, asian mustard or sourkraut, and bon apetite.
Thanks for the recipe for the flour tortillas! I'll have to try to make those sometime!
>>694043891
Alright, thanks anyway.
>>694044537
fuck it it's late and I do typos at this time
>>694042616
Is there any food besides pasta and pizza that you'd recommend? I've been needing to expand my palate as of recent, and I want to know what other delicacies my ancestors ate.
>>694044617
Forgot pic.
>>694044479
>The you'll play games, right?
So much for sober hm?
>>694044563
Dr pepper, wuz gud?
>>694043818
It's okay, not everyone can be a real canadian hero.
>>694044146
I played osrs for a lil while, I think I bought 3 of the thing that turns your account prenium and now it expired but I think I still have 1 left in case I ever felt like playing runescape again, I sure as hell don't feel like playing it now though.
>>694044479
I might just be retarded but I have no idea what you're trying to imply..
>>694044186
Who the hell are you? This is my domain!
>>694044617
Snails
>>694044801
Not Dr. Pepper. Gotta learn dem filenames and the way people claim, yo.
