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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
or not i dgaf
I think I may end up falling for a girl I met on /soc/.
I hope I don't though
>>693993602
its probably a trap
>>693993779
Maybe. Does not look it at all.
But who knows...
>>693994129
But honestly, as long as I don't fall for them, idgaf
>>693994129
only 1 way to find out..
>>693994608
True.... Doubt I will get that far with them. They live on the other side of the Atlantic.
>>>/soc/24038842
>>693992952
One time, I dropped a tomato on the floor when I was fixing a burger and I put it on the burger anyway. I've felt disgusted of myself ever since.
>>693992952
I REALLY like gay furry porn. It has nothing to do with the furry part, it's just the I have really hardcore androgyny/cross dressing fetish and the way a lot of the artists draw the clothing and bodies just gets me so rock hard I can't help it.
Pic is from my fap folder, one of the only non furry pics I've ever seen that gets me off. I wish there was more like this so I could avoid the dumb ass animal dick nonsense.
>>693992952
I'm addicted to kratom to the point that it may ruin my life.... again.
Already been to rehab but I found a way to get it there too...
I shave my pubes with a trimmer I use on peoples faces at work (I'm a barber)
recorded my girls sis in the shower and wank over her almost everyday
Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 14yo sister, have been for a couple months.
>>693992952
I wanna be kidnapped ;c
I sometimes take a piss while in shower.
I bought my wife, because I got sick and tired of feminists telling me how I was a potential rapist/ not a good enough ally
My sister will be staying with me for a week. She's coming over on Thursday, I'm going to get her drunk and then try to fuck her.
>>693995091
Put the fap folder on dropbox and link please
I cheated on my last gf with hookers like 10 times
>>693996333
Checked, a pic of sis perhaps?
>>693996677
Nice dubs there
>>693996491
HA! seriously? I was expecting total degradation here.
I deliberately got my gf pregnant a 2nd time so that she would be unable to cope without me. Working well so far!
earlier today I showered with my 8yo niece
>>693996677
>>693995091
prismblush.com
do it faggot
I finger my ass for daddies on skype every night, addicted to it honestly. Show face sometimes too! I'm 19M and a twink type. Oldest guy was 68
>>693995736
KEK XDXDXDXDXD
I've got "PUNK" tatooed in my inner lower lip and nobody know it, even my wife
>>693996922
Bullshit, regardless of dubz
I've killed a baby bird by hitting it with a branch, it got torn apart, lmao.
>>693996876
Yeah seriously, that shit's hot
i spy cam my mom and post pics of her tits and pussy on 4chan sometimes.
>>693996063
you sick fuck kill yourself MODS
When I was 16 I had a crush on an 11yo girl
>>693996941
Fucking go for it, got a hot body. I'd guess she has a pretty face as well.
>>693997069
dubs aside, it did happen.
my family planned by sister molesting me and my whole family remembers but forgets it at the same time . I was extremely attracted to my sister and i liked it .
>>693997149
will do, thanks.
>>693997149
I warn you, it's almost completely furry. working on it now.
I like to look at naked women and play with my penis at the same time.
>>693997552
Pics of her?
i have saved "sexy" pictures of girls since i was 14 and have them all saved on my mega.. it's 30gb large. im 21 and still do
I regularly dress up in panties and such, tie myself up, then get my ass and mouth ravaged by huge black cocks. I'm not even gay it's just I like being a slutty little bitch. Easily half my income goes towards this, mainly paying people to keep quiet about it.
>>693993602
>>693993779
Doesnt look like a "Trap"
>>693998112
That's hot
I word diapers at night until I was 9 because my stupid mom didn't teach me that shit
>>693997528
Often?
I came in food I gave to my girl friends.
>>693998220
I'm sorry but she does. I like traps tho
>>693998233
It is. Sucks though.
I'm lying to everyone because I think my life is worthless...
>>693998175
Nigger detected.
i have a homosexual attraction to my best friend
>>693998333
Just looks so much like a girl I know that isn't one. So... but I honestly don't care
>>693992952
once I took a giant dump and threw the turd onto the neighbors' dog.
the stupid dog apparently appreciated it.
>>693992952
I've been lying to my group of friends about every part of my life for the past year and i don't know how to stop
>>693996922
MODS
>>693997905
Cant she is a college athlete and just her name could give her identity , but she is very hot . Some times when i have nothing to jerk off to in the shower i use the memory of her telling me to put it in , i don't remember putting it in i wonder why .
>>693998707
Same here...
>>693997274
>I'd guess she has a pretty face as well.
Meh, so-so. But that doesn't matter, all I care about is her ass and pussy.
>>693997834
Furry works for me
I killed my dog when I was 7 yo. it was kind of fun
>>693997528
>>693998175
>>693998730
MODS
>>693996922
yesterday it was 7, is today her birthday?
>>693998707
what kid of lies , this is interesting
>>693998730
He didn't put pics up.. What are you crying about?
>>693998112
Wait, you spend half your income on hush money? Explain.
>>693999014
numbers are hard, there's like too many of them
Often when I fap, I fantasize that I am actually
a really cute & hot 10-12yo girl seducing old men into fucking me.
>>693998956
>>693999018
about girls i've fucked, my sexuality, party's, drugs and drinks and basically every aspect of life
>>693998707
>>693998956
I'm going to come out with it soon and probably just stop being with them and get therapy for a while until I can live a live without anxiety and weird feelings about people
>>693999235
are you really male or female?
I'm 23 and I prefer way younger girls than me
My last girlfriend was 15, broke up because her parents found out
>>693999368
im probably just gonna keep going with it and then move to another city when i get the money
>>693998381
Are you married?
I find women online who are curious and show them Captain Picard while watching them. Sometimes we end up watching together when they get into it.
>>693995315
Better than n H habit man. Assuming it was because you were using it to get off of something harder. To be honest though, never heard of a kratom addiction. Mostly I hear only positive things about it from ex junkies. Seems to work well for 'em.
>>693999515
How to get a girl that age?
>>693999369
I am a 26yo male.
>>693996333
In a scenario that this is actually true one would advice you not to do that shit anon. But this is /b/ after all.
>>693999018
Not the original writer but doses the same. Lying about my habits, and every aspect of my life.. Sometimes I cant tell lie from truth...
>>693998972
lemme know if it works, idk what the fuck im doing with this.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/loh5tk3eyztlabb/....lnk?dl=0
>>693993602
Even trash cans can contain princesses sometimes.
>>693995083
Everybody does that.
>>693995091
Nothing wrong with having fetishes.
>>693995315
If something is too good it can ruin your life, why refuse doing it?
>>693995736
Chances of transmitting infection are still pretty much the same, everything else is irrelevant.
>>693995910
Who's in control of their libido, really?
>>693995935
For 99.99% of history fucking 11+ women was considered perfectly normal and still is in countries that aren't dominated by perverted projecting insecure retarded cunts.
>>693995989
Very popular fantasy.
>>693996063
Virtually everybody does that.
>>693996319
Who can blame one for that?
>>693999515
Really? I'm 18 and even I'm sketched out by 15yo girls. Some of them are cute as fuck or just hot but I can't bring myself to talk to them.
>>693996333
Would be a sin not to.
>>693996506
Hookers don't count, everybody knows that.
>>693996904
It's how nature works in the first place, people should be guilty of impregnating women and letting them go.
>>693996922
Perfectly normal unless you consider opinions of perverted insecure retarded projecting cunts.
>>693997020
Nothing wrong with acting out on your sexual likes.
>>693997055
Your body - do whatever you want with it.
>>693997095
Just a bird, what would it do with it's life anyways? Fly, make some eggs, eat some shit on the asphalt and then fly some more? Boo fucking hoo.
>>693997219
She shouldn't live with her kid when he/she is clearly not a kid anymore.
>>693997270
Normal as fuck.
>>693997528
Why wouldn't you? She won't even remember.
>>693997552
It's normal to have sexual interactions between siblings.
>>693997879
Normal.
>>693997969
Normal.
>>693998112
It's a free country, you have the right to be a liberal.
>>693998175
She'll think before fucking some retard next time. Or not. Either way, wasting your life on nurturing a human parasite would be cruel to both of you.
>>693998243
Her fucking fault.
>>693998321
That's what girl friends are for.
>>693999286
Now that i think about it i relise that i have been doing the same thing , this whole year i havent gone too a single party , have never done drugs , i wonder why i do this
>>693999127
I am a US politician, albeit a relatively minor one.
>>693999759
She thought I was cute and I asked her out, hung out and fucked in secret
Pretty simple, teens are unfortunately easy, that's why they get used and abused by the wrong people
>be nazi
>teacher in some multicultural school for immigrants
>>693998220
>>693999854
She needs money, I need to fuck her. Should work out.
>>694000162
i do it for attention and to make up for the fact i never had friends as a kid
>>694000002
There's only an .Ink file
https://www.dropbox.com/en/help/71
I want to manipulate a girl so bad in order to make her feeling bad.. I won't of course.
>>694000062
It's just my preference, bro
I personally feel that they're better, as long as it's consensual there shouldn't be a problem
>>694000002
fucked up, retry.
>>694000518
That shit only works in fantasies /b/ro,
Honestly if I had a sister I'd love to fuck her till dawn but I wouldn't.
I'd rather suffer the lust than ruin everything between us
I became a wizard today.
>>694000437
Ifyoudontpostyourmotherwi(...).jpg
>>693996333
/thread after it goes down
>>694000143
>Perfectly normal unless you consider opinions of perverted insecure retarded projecting cunts.
which i dont. Id never do anything bad with her, but ill admit she is very cute
>>694000017
>>yeah I agree. but the animal porn part is really weird by most people standards, and it would be really difficult to explain that that part of it is not my attraction at all.
nobody would believe me and i can't blame them, hence why it's my darkest secret.
I have a homosexual attraction towards my best friend
I've killed a man outside Las Vegas. He was a hitchhiker, turned on a back road and strangled him until he turned blue. The I dragged him in a ditch and smashed his head in with my boot
>>693997528
... stop
>>694001203
and then dinosaurs appeared and started dancing LA CUMPARSITA
>>694000587
I think i do it because i want other people to belive i am the person who i want to be , i want to be a person who does drugs parties and has fun and shit like that
>>694001505
Wanted to see how many dipshits I could fool
Didn't really work, barely any response:(
>>693997219
I do this too. I have vids of one kind or another on all the females in my family
>>694000724
upload taking forever, big folder. hang in there.
>>694001203
I think about kiling people alot , assuming you telling the truth what did it feel like , i dont feel much empathy towards others these days
>>694000017
>Even trash cans can contain princesses sometimes.
True. But if I do end up falling for her, it would turn into an LDR....
wife doens't know i soke weed them pump my cock until it looks like a big can of larger
>>694001629
me to bro, you got a steam or anything? we can talk if you want dude
>>694002086
wtf ?
>>694001818
cool! i gotta ton of mom. i let a couple of my friends see her. she's good looking. hoping that one of these days one of them (if not me!) gets a chance to play with her.
I'm a straight male with a dick fetish. I like dick, but like, on traps or just hentai. Real dudes are nasty
>>693998382
Everybody lies.
>>693998448
Nothing wrong with being gay.
>>693998597
Win-win then.
>>693998707
Telling the truth to be betrayed is better? Please.
>>693998983
Everybody is sadistic at that age.
>>693999235
Everybody got a fetish, and a lot of people have that one.
>>693999515
Perfectly normal, fuck the parents. You should fuck some prelegal age girls just for the sake of it, because their retarded insecure projecting cunts of parents have it coming.
>>693999600
Nothing wrong with that.
>>694000409
Everybody is entitled to their opinion.
>>694000852
The fact that you want means you're a good person.
>>694001055
Nothing wrong with that.
>>694001203
Fuck those cheap faggots. They think they are cool and have it figured out. It takes someone like you to show them the wrongs of their ways.
>>694001126
Good on ya.
>>694001151
Some time ago the idea treating blacks as equals was something nobody would even seriously consider.
>>694001995
Everybody does. PO alone is an epic theater of imaginary murder and gore.
>>693992952
I skinny dip with my younger cousins. I don't do anything lewd with them (notafaggot.jpg) but I still like doing it.
>>693992952
Beat my brother for telling me that he was trans.
A couple of years ago I was walking around at night after hanging out with the crew, found this little girl walking alone in the street
Asked if she needed help, she said no and was just waiting for her "mommy"
She told me her age, said she lived "over there" and told me her name was Javiera or something like that
I get curious and pumped so I took her and felt her up
Got in my flying pig and flew back to Narnia after that
>>694002249
wife goes out.
I smoke weed.
Watch porn til hard.
use a penis pump to make it thick as fuck.
Fuck her when she gets in.
>>694002279
You're gay, dude.
(Or Bi, at the very least.)
It's okay...,
It's fine...,
But you're gay..., get used to it.
>>694002518
boys, girls? do you guys discuss bodies?
>>694000409
>>694002503
Nope, I would get fired
>be me
>be 20, two months to be 21
>never had a REAL girlfriend
>according to people, be smart, although believe everyone is just too idiot to realize obvious things
>accoding to some femanons, be a 7-8/10.
>be bilingual latino but look like russian or brazilian, according to many gringos
>kinda pale, but live in Florida, so indeed, have tan
>be 5 11 little skinny some muscles not so strong but you know, in shape
>have femanon friends all around
>70% of them said I am boyfriend material
>30% are not close enough to know me
>3/5 stranger femanons tell me I am a "keeper"
>When left my country, 4 girls told me they wanted to be my girlfriend, one told me she was really into me, other told me she even loved me
>none will come here nor I will go back
>from the 70%. 85% lives in my home country
>from the 15%, most have boyfriend, others just live "too busy", other are asian and the say "Latino boy have many many girl, I don't trust latino for relationship, soly soly"
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
Still have some kinda relationships
wanna here my funny life?
PS: I got to "rape" an Asian girl multiple times, so, not a virgin
>according to the fetishist asian, my dick is the biggest she had, second place, a cuban guy.
>>694002728
I wouldn't say so, I'd only suck off a really feminine looking trap like pic related
>>694003117
Dicks a dick bro
>>694003117
Bi confirmed.
Case closed.
>>694002503
>>693999515
Exactly, dude
We still hook up, and I still post her pics around here and there
Besides, her pussy is way better than all the slutty STD filled cunts out there
>>693998220
Not a trap, but definitely a whore.
You'll be happy for about a month, then you'll start to wonder why she's still posting 100 pictures on instagram a week that a bunch of guys subscribe to, and eventually you're on the railroad to either being a total cuck or get cheated on and become pissed.
She's cute though, any more pics? If you don't share some more with me I'm 100% sure she would.
>>694002674
hmm penis pump the actually work
>>694002778
Both boys, 12 and 9. And my younger cousin asks whatever pops into his head. The older one just stares, I think because he wants to know what to look forward to.
>>693995910
Show or lyin
lol im gay
>>694003569
She only posted like 3-4 on SOC and all are normal "Artsy" selfies.
Find them if you want....
>>693996491
>>693997149
>>693998972
if you're still here im afraid the theads gonna die so heres whats there so far
https://www.dropbox.com/sc/98utjotpcvkuzxn/AAByDE3cuJFczkAg8C7nGTcUa
Killed a guy with some chain thing in the restroom. He had it coming. I got away.
>>694004242
>https://www.dropbox.com/sc/98utjotpcvkuzxn/AAByDE3cuJFczkAg8C7nGTcUa
Thanks man!
>>694004242
Thank you!
>>694004648
no prob, if the thread lasts i'll repost with the rest.
happy to help a fellow weirdo like me.
I think Black people are amazing. I wish the world could learn something from them. They're just so beautiful and majestic like something out of a famtasy novel.
Why did I have to be born white? /:
>>694004217
>"Artsy" selfies.
So she's a hipster whore instead of a regular whore, good for you bro.
>>693992952
I killed my mothers partner.
Sometimes I show girls on Omegle some pretty unusual sex scenes. Sometimes they get really into them, when I'm lucky. Or they think it's live!
My favorite porn for fapping to is strangle snuff.
See:
http://www.heavy-r.com/video/165853/Seductive_Blonde_Strangle_Fuck/
I've catfished girls when i was younger using a hot male model as bait. It worked flawlessly and I used it on teachers I had that year and got to chat with them and exchange pictures, sometimes midly NSFW.
I then got called out and changed my tactic. I became a woman and catfished guys. First guys from my school but then guys from all over the world using whisper. I jacked off to them jacking off to 'me' every night.
I currently posess 3 phones, each filled with pictures from various women. I'm Yasmina Angele, Jenna Shea, Diamonddoll and many more. I've even catfished a dude being Kim Kardashian.
I love bbw women, so I talk to my victims as a girl with a fetish of becoming immobile. Most guys usually back out cus they dont want some obese chick (especially since the pics i send him are already 10/10's) but sometimes I find a guy fwho's into that shit, and I make them send money to me on paypal.
Catfishing has earned me 740 euros.
I let my gf fuck a lesbian girl she has a crush on at work. It's so hot. My gf just found out she's bi curious. Told me she got drunk with this girl and made out with her and almost came from just kissing because she was so turned on. The co worker texted me this pic of my gf after they fucked. Told me my gf came three times in a row. I'm a cuck but I think it's so hot. Love that my girl is into girls.
>>694001818
Even grandma?
i let a guy fuck my while i was breastfeeding my daughter
>>694006134
Especially Grandma
>>694006134
Thank you for that much unwanted mental image.
I've forsaken hope years ago.
I live only to increase my value as a human being.
>>694006293
whose idea was it? Did anything else happen?
>>694006293
Stay classy San Diego
>>694005074
Are you even tryin
>>694006450
his, it kinda turned me on too
i sucked him while breastfeeding too
>>694004648
>>694004945
complete folder, i think. had to delete the first 30 cause the damn 500 pic limit
https://www.dropbox.com/sc/98utjotpcvkuzxn/AAByDE3cuJFczkAg8C7nGTcUa
>>693992952
every time I masturbates a Muslim is stoned to death
I'm a girl btw
>>694006897
how long ago was this? I think it's one of those things guys suggest when they're interested in doing, like, other stuff in the future.
How old is your daughter now? Assume you aren't still with guy from your phrasing.
>>693992952
I am a huge NiGHTS into Dreams fan.
>>694005959
> cuck
> implying
If anything, it's anticuck.
>>694005091
Supposedly unstable too.
Atleast Ill probably never meet her. Living across oceans and all
My Car molested me in the back of my uncle.
>>694007095
happend 3 weeks ago, fucked him again the other night in his car. it was just the two of us the other night
met him from tinder
My musical groups are:
The Partridge Family
The Carpenters
and
The Osmonds.
>>693999003
Stop being a white knight cuck
>>694007600
*favorite
>>694007426
Oh OK.
Were you turned on by the breastfeeding fucking thing? If he'd have reached for her to, say, stroke her back, would you have stopped him?
i found my ex girlfriend, from 10 years ago (with 16) yesterday on an adult amateure website.
just type in google "mausibutz porn"
>mfw i missed those nipples
>>694005959
Shes not yours anymore buddy
wanna commit suicide but too pussy to do it, live in u.k, if u.s would be easy suicid e by cop
>>694008765
You have to be black for that to work here
>>694008880
exactly, i ain't white
>>694005959
>i let my gf fuck
>she told me she made out with her
so she cheated on you and you are happy about it? wow what a loser
I had sexual relations with my 6/10 elementary school teacher. It lasted 3 years.
I found I had cancer a while back. Dont have more than a couple of months to live. Moved away from my parents' just recently, and I haven't told anyone about the cancer yet. FUCK it feels good to just express myself. I don't know what I should, should I tell my parents about it and break their hearts and induce them in a chronic depression, or somehow break all ties with them so they will never find out i'm dead. But how? they will still be crushed if I break contact with them, and I have no reason to. They've always been good to me, never treated me unfairly or anything.
Please help me. I'm in a shitty position, I don't care about the fucking cancer even, I just care about my surrounding and want to make everyone happy.
>>693992952
I still have sex with my ex gf who is now a married mom.
she still have milk in her boobs and let me suck it and then pegging me the same way as we did as a couple.
At some point she told me she is not cheating on her bf because he actually knows from day one, and asked to watch.
Long story short - recently I let him fuck me in the ass as well, I don't like it but I feel I cannot say no, I am afraid to lose her interest
I have a secret.
Sometimes I get Dubs.
>>694009162
while you were in school or later? are you m/f? teacher?
>>694009188
shit, i'm contemplating suicide and here u are dying, not sure if you're for real but what a mindfuck eh? shitty messed up world we live in
>>694009281
sharpie in pooper if DUBS
>>694009188
i wouldn't tell anyone either about cancer. Don't break all ties with them if they were good to you.
if i would be in your position i would wait till im really sick and near the end and then tell them.
>>694007744
yeah i was really turned on
dunno what i would have done
>>694009559
DUBS if I'm still a virgin???
>>693992952
I take creepshots of women with massive asses.
>>694009754
I'm not!!!
>>694009717
have you fantasised about it since? Got off to the idea?
What if he'd asked *you* to maybe cup her butt while he fucked you or ate you? or to stroke her with a finger?
Liking what you're hearing?
>>693992952
>I want to manipulate a girl so bad in order to make her feeling bad.. I won't of course.
I have some reasons but she's better than me at making me sad.
Good opinions and advices here.
>>694009343
Later. I bumped into her at some party and we had a couple drinks. I was 23 at the time.
I'm a fucking white male, she was a 41 year old woman back then.
She gave great head. I feel dirty eversince.
>>694010130
id do it
>>694006293
Pic's of you milking or it did not happen.
There was one time I watched time bend. Or I'm psychotic. One or the other.
I eat baby bird foetus for breakfast
I have a rape fetish..... and I'm a girl....
>_>
>>693993602
Follow your dick. It never lies.
>>694010576
ill rape you... not really rape if youre asking for it though. bring all the fun out of it also. forget about it
im a black male with 1 felony on my record and a couple of battery, disorderly conduct and weed possession misdemeanors and this is what i listen to
>>694010355
he's a lucky guy, sounds like. What if he wanted to do the touching while you sucked him? a finger... maybe a tongue...
I just tastes my own shit a little while ago. I usually fuck my ass with a big dildo and shit all over it. But it's a slippery slope with masturbation just like with porn. So today jerking off while fucking myself with a dildo, while shitting and pissing , and then smearing my cock and balls with shit wasn't quite enough, so i deepthroated my dildo with shit all over it still.
Shit isn't the worst thing i've ever tasted.
I often fall in love with random pretty girls and imagine my whole life with them while I really love my current gf
>>694010576
Hi you.
>>694010679
Check the rest of the comments to that post.
I am not 100% sure that they are actually a girl, and they live on the other side of the Atlantic.
>>694003100
holy shit. I used to go to high school in this area. That's south padre island. >50% chance those girls are underage.
>>694010852
I want to do this so bad. But I can't stick more than a finger in my ass, don't know how I can stick a dildo in there
>>694010902
young young men
>>694009188
Write in a notebook how much you love them etc... Leave them in your home. Parents find them.
>>694011047
Just start slow. Start with a finger and then two and then you can probably fit any average dildo in there using a lot of lube.
I've been a deviant for years so i guess you could say my ass is quite experienced
>>694010576
I did this fetish with muy GF, was fucking nice!
Hope u can do it too :P
>>693992952
I like to jerk off thinking of the guys my wife has fucked (while we have been married). Never got to eat a creampie tho :(
>>694011555
Checked!
Still a filthy sodomist though.
A friend of mine was really drunk at my place one night and passed out in my bed. In the middle of the night I woke up and the room smelled of shit. I scooped the shit out from her pants and saved it in a bag for a week while masturbating on it.
im a translator and i havent translated in ages, I have free time now but I still choose not to translate.
>>694000313
How minor??
>>694010832
id let him
i want to fuck my own sister who has a boyfriend.
I want to kill my bitch mother and grandmother.
I took my brothers girlfriends underwear.
i jack off to anything.
I jacked off to my best friends sister and mothers underwear.
i made a girl ask her crush if he wanted a blow job for 20 bucks
>>694012205
>i jack off to anything
mark zuckerberg?
>>694011990
Why? Against who??
>>694012345
>12345
jacking of to these digits
>>694012345
I have a foreskin and I like it.
>>694012100
if he wanted you to lick her? to taste her on your lips?
what if he wanted to put a finger in her ass?
>>694012658
Oh God !!
You sick bastard !!!!
>>694012729
the OP of that post already left, im just fucking with you, go away pedofag
>>694006293
Victoria?
Once I shat my bed at a camp. Ninja style.
I had three roomates, of which two of them were my friends from school. The other one was just some regular kid but everyone used to spit under his pillow, and generaly did shit to him behind his back. To this day I don't know why, he was a wimp yeah, but he certainly didn't ask for it.
So the story
>>One day wake up at the camp feeling terrible stomach ache
>>feels bad.jpg
>>get up
>>wrong move
>>my fat piece of shit body squeezed my digestive track releasing avalanche of liquid shit
>>ooh fuck.gif
>>everyone is still asleep but they begin to wake up
>>sitting on a bed, lake of shit beneath
>>gotta think fast
>>decide to stand up, wash my ass in sink, and fuck, do something about the sheets (pun intended)
>>raise my ass
>>just about as i was to execute my plan friend wakes up
>>as I see him slowly getting up I quickly sit down in a pool of my own shit to cover any possible sightings
>>oh fuck that's so gross, but decide do swallow the self-loathe and keep it cool
>>my plan goes to thrash everyone will soon wake up, and there is no way I could make a move without anyone noticing my great shameful act
>>begin to loose hope for a happy ending for this whole thing
>>It's second day of the camp if the word spreads Im done
>>Slowly accepting my fate as they wake up
>>my whole room got up and put clothes on and slowly started to head on for breakfast
>>Turns out sleepy people are awful at noticing facts
>>I participate in small talk as they finish their morning routine
>>"Hey anon, do you smell something?"
>>"....no"
>>"Gosh, it really smells in here. Are you going to breakfast"
>>"Yeah, but I don't feel so well. I will join you in 20mins"
>>"k"
>>Then they left
>>THEY FUCKING LEFT
>>Oh the glory, thy blessings be upon me
>>stand up, throw my shit-soaked underwear on other bed
>>wash my ass clean and fresh
Damn Im bad at this Part 1/2
My ex gf is posted on motherless because of me ... I'll probably go to jail for it but I can't stop fapping
I enjoy watching anons post nudes of a girl I have on her Facebook
>>694013224
did you do that with a girl, anon? How was it?
>>693992952
I am a stalinist
>>693992952
I fucked my smoking hot 32yo step-sister. Holiday's are a little strange.
>I lost 3k gambling and took out a loan to cover it. My GF doesn't know and if she did she'd be disgusted.
>I love bestiality. I think women who wouldn't consider fucking a dog or pleasuring a horse are boring and have thus far coaxed 3 women into heavily fantasising/borderline doing it.
>I cheated on my GF when we were first together; got a handy off some slut with massive tits and blew my load on them.
>I'm in the military and frequently fiddle the claiming system so I make a shit ton of money and they don't know.
>My girlfriend is my sex slave and I frequently have her fuck other men while I watch, or sit in the other room and listen, last time it was a black guy. I want her to have a gang bang with a load of black guys and her to swallow the cum of all of them, like 5-10 guys.
>I am secretly in love with a Muslim woman I've been friends with since I was a kid, and I'm almost 100% she is with me, but neither of us can do anything, plus I wouldn't want to defile her with my sick bestiality fetish.
>I think sexism and racism don't exist to the extent people believe; people just use them as a method of garnering sympathy and attention.
>When I was 5 until 10 me and this girl were fucking and messing around, only found out recently she was being abused by her granddad so that's how she knew what she was doing, so I was effectively raped, but I'm not too bothered about it.
>I wish my GF would cheat on me. She's from a very well to do family, and I wish she'd just go out and get gang raped and coked up and let them all take pictures on her phone or phone me from her phone to laugh.
>>693992952
When I'm done fapping I wrap my sweaty clothes around (image) because they are hot and they get perfect in like 30 secs
>>694013508
Welkomm Komrade.
Just ignore the rest of these running dog lackeys of the bourgeosie.
I took a dump in a baby's chest and pee in his mouth
>>693992952
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>>694014199
Did you see my video?
For the past 6 years, I've been the guy posting the, 'looking for a camwhore' threads. I guess in and of itself, but no one in my real life knows about this, barring a few girls I met like this that stayed friends with me after and I still talk to. I'm pretty sure I don't want anyone in my real life to realize just how deep this operation of mine runs. It's gotten to the point where the only people I'm TOTALLY honest with are the girls I meet that way.
I am torn between moving 13 hours away to be with someone I love and giving up everything or leaving them and probably ending my life.
>>693992952
I cheated on my husband while I was on a business trip in San Francisco with a guy I met at a bar, and let him cum inside me. And no, I was not drunk, I was completely sober. The guilt still kills me to this day and since then on I strive to be the perfect wife.
>>694013278
Part 2/2
>>decide to trade my shit-sheet for clean-sheet with my fellow comrade
>>decide to pick guy noone likes over my friends
>>nicely fold that piece of cloth
>>use his towel to retrieve shit that already soak'd into my bed
>>throw away underwear to get rid of evidence
>>wash my hands, put my clothes on and join my friends at the breakfast with a greatest feeling
>>kid found out at late evening when he made his bed
>>gone to (that guy who watches over children at camp) to report
>>older kids got blamed for whole shit
Yeah, my story-telling skills are close to non-existent. Would aprecieate any advice.
Also, as for grammar, did I make any mistakes?
My boyfriend likes porn or half naked pictures on pretty much every social media account he has. I think he is cheating and will probably an hero if he does in the most traumatizing way I can think of.
>>694015999
Would you consider yourself attractive physically?
>>694016323
Yes. Why?
>>693997528
Stop being a retard.
>>694015343
Why did you cheat on him? Were you unhappy?
>>693992952
I piss in the sink on airplanes and single occupancy washrooms that have no urnal. Usually take that opportunity to wash my dink. Never know when you're going to get a blowjob and want to be super fresh.
>>694016579
Then if he's looking elsewhere for it, and you're attractive, that means there's a breakdown in communication likely, or, worse, he's not attracted to you anymore physically, but might be emotionally. That's why I was asking, if you weren't physically attractive, he might honestly just not like you in a physical sense, but does emotionally. If he DOES like you physically, there's a bigger issue. You have some talking to do with him it sounds like.
>>694016766
No, we were and have always been happy for the most part... I just saw a hot guy and I took the opportunity. I'm a terrible person.
>>693998435
My nigger detector was going off as well. That's some "nigger shit", seriously... just ask ANY nigger.
>>694017014
He's always been a flirt and I caught him flirting with other women before but right now we are in a long distance relationship.
>>693998730
Shut your cock-hole faggot. It's just words
>>693998220
I'm glad you found a fem husband fagoo
>>694017085
You have a tough question to ask yourself. Did you like it? And would you do it again? If the answer is yes to both...you might want to consider ending the relationship.
>>694017282
I'll be straight with you, bail. Find someone else closer, don't waste your life on shit that's long distance, especially if you're watching him cast his rod out for another catch already, you're setting yourself up for emotional hurt and turmoil you don't deserve. Just be straight, don't blame, it's not working out, can we stay friends? And then make a dating profile and look around.
>>694017481
I would but I'm pretty sure if I did he would off himself.
>>694017481
To be completely honest, I liked it, yes. But I would NEVER do it again. We're very happy together right now, and I plan to keep it a secret to the grave.
