Waifu claiming thread.
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>>693972384
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Shiro claimed.
>homuroru of singles
Hello
>>693982677
I wasn't sure if it was both types of abuse, good to know.
I'm doing good, what about you?
>>693982843
You a cute.
>>693982027
>I neither need madoka nor sayaka
You know Yume... your taste isn't bad but there are still some things in it that need to be improved.
>>693981841
Sounds like a nice place to live, I like Ireland culture and really any country on those islands.
>>693982927
Checked.
>>693982927
Forgot pic...
>homuroru of dubs
>>693982671
Do it then, what is it you wish for?
>>693982950
Hello. How are you?
blake claimed.
im bready
>>693983034
roll
>>693983034
I want to lick her vulva.
>>693983028
Yeah, it really is a nice place to be. Just stay away from Cork... those leprechauns in the south give me the creeps.
>>693983034
How have you been?
>>693983156
Hey Blake
>>693983273
Hey Mami
claimed
>>693983156
Nice thumbnail
What's up best neko?
The only people who talk to me anymore are just other shitposters
I think I ruined my waifu reputation
>>693983171
roll
>>693983203
me too but to your waifu
>>693983378
I'm getting pizza later so times are cheesy (good)
>claiming yume
>>693982349
Decent enough for someone who just finished his apprenticship there
>>693982359
damn I need to train again
>>693982677
nothing serious just waiting for this day to finish to go to work tomorrow
>>693983028
pff I am sure it is fine
>>693983378
hey sexy how are you
>>693983378
Hey there Fran, what have you been up to?
>>693983487
>>693983484
hey gorgeous.
not much, getting ready for work tomorrow.
you?
Claimed.
I need to calm down after typing >>693979972 (Tl;dr >>693981007), I get emotional whenever I try to remember my childhood. Can someone please try cheering me up?
>Captcha had two of the same picture.
Are you drunk, Captcha?
>>693983076
Oh hello. I'm okay, I'm kind of tired right now for some reason so I'm just chilling. How are you?
>>693983487
You're damn right you do
>>693983764
;-;
Buttstuff is kinda cool
>>693983485
>I think I ruined my waifu reputation
Ever heard of the boy who cried wolf?
>>693983699
I spent all fucking day on an ohayou that I'm quite proud of. Gonna make some food and see if the other guys are up for some vidya. If not I'll just get on the next ohayou, which is Toshaka Rin
How is your day going?
>>693983485
im not a shitposter
most of the time
roll
>>693983694
much deserved (You)
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>693983764
*hug*
There, there.
(you don't know me, but I wanted to do this)
>>693983485
Maybe we could make a temporary trade.
>>693983485
Well, you did post your dick that one time
What toppings are on that pizza?
>>693983503
Since when did you know how sexy I was?
>>693983568
Maybe sleep some.
Just chilling, my guy in DnD might be dying soon, caught a pretty bad disease
>>693983868
It is
Alita/Gally is mai waifu.
>>693983922
its alright i guess. none of my skype friends are on, so im quite bored. decided to come talk to you guys. i was here 2 threads ago but no one noticed me lmao
Madoka Kaname, claimed
on a side note: Fucking window's XP
Hello
Doctor, Frau Doctor! Sorry I vanished. My phone gave out and it's my only means of shitposting here.
>>693984100
because i know everything, sexy
>>693984209
Hello again crab.
Claimed
>>693983485
it would've helped if you didn't post your torpedo
>>693984209
Get out of here, you dirty pervert
>>693984328
What are the launch codes?
>>693984384
>loves verbal abuse
>loves abuse
Fixed that for you.
How are you this morning kyouko?
>>693982027
Hey Yume, I'm pretty good.
Relaxing today.
How are you?
There, just incase you didn't see
>>693984618
I was ahead of you. >>693982993
>>693984100
Oh god... The dice not treating you well today?
>>693984618
3rd post>>693983487
>>693983926
I am always thankful for your (you)'s
>>693983772
I will beat ya soon™
Alright time to leave
Gonna take a shower then hop into bed
I hope you all have a great day/night
>>693984617
8008
>>693984904
RIP Yume 2016
>>693983922
I just can't wait for me to actually leave waifu and no one will believe me :o
>>693983926
why wont you marry me :(
sad roll
>>693984081
I'm open to anything ;3
>>693984100
sliced sausage
cut that weenie up good >:3
>>693984398
it wasnt even mine lol
>>693984832
The current campaign involves a magical plague on a city, and someone's leg fucking exploded in blood and pus. Which hit me in the face...
We should be able to cure the disease, but the flower we need grows in a cave with a kobold clan and probably a dragon leading them
It's a shame since my rogue-fighter half-orc got killed a month ago and I kinda like my new bard
>>693985106
Let the nukes fly
>>693984618
Did you not here me? Get the crap out of your ears
>>693984904
ah sorry, I missed it.
Normally 4chanx will tell me i was mentioned.
Anything planned for today?
>>693984753
I'm a masochist.
I like it all.
I'm not too bad, just relaxing. watching enemy at the gates.
>>693984617
oh Fran~
Don't I disgust you?
>>693985541
where is everyone btw?
>>693984117
>2 threads ago
I was just hopping in and out then. I was still working on the ohayou.
>>693984328
The numbers Blake, what do they mean?
>>693984209
Hello Hitagi
How are you today, ya twat?
>>693985523
You really only have yourself to blame
>it wasnt even mine lol
That doesn't make it any better
>>693985592
Mhmh, I see.
All?
Interesting.
Glad to hear you're alright.
>>693985724
Maybe a third konata can replace me and we can always have a konata waifu :0
it was my dick
>>693984042
T-thank you, kind anon. You said it yourself, I don't know who you are, so is it alright if I knew your name?
>>693984398
You left before I posted yesterday, I got something (call it a tribute to you) from the convention last night.
>>693985523
That wasn't yours?
>>693985592
You're less than dirt. Im not normally a sadist, but you are so pathetic I can't help myself
>>693985691
I'm in Wisconsin, of that is what you meant
>>693985724
The numbers are launch codes
>>693985691
>>693985523
Do it then!
>>693985541
>blood and pus in face
I just gagged a little...
Do you think it's worth going to the cave? Or will you let your char die in peace?
>>693986023
nah it was
I've seen 3 other waifu dicks, all pretty good
>>693986070
:O O:
>>693986034
nigger
>>693985724
nice. still looking forward to it. had a friend draw me some blake shit too, he did it all on skype with me. pic related
>numbers
its boob, because im a funny guy
>>693986023
i meant where is everyone in that its that time of day where people are usually on.
>>693986034
w h a t
>>693986233
Whose dicks
>>693985943
Well color me intrigued
>>693986130
I don't know if having limbs explode in blood and pus is exactly in peace
>ey bb
>u wanna exchange dicc pics
>here is my telegram
>>693985592
Is 4chanX better than Clover?
>>693985541
What kind of char?
The last time I played a tabletop seriously, it was Exalted, and I caused what was essentially Second Impact.
>>693986290
*aggressive bark*
>>693986336
>>693986130
It wouldn't be peaceful, if that one elf was a normal case
And we should save the village
>>693986233
Who's?
>>693986336
No idea
>>693986420
I have a bit of time before this, hopefully enough to clear the cave
>>693986376
Secret
>>693986476
@AntonioIsCool
>Konata on phone
>>693985925
FUCK OFF KONATA
What are you trying to be by being the most retarded anon in the history of /waifu/? I mean, you have a small dick that looks like a FUCKING MISSLE, you probably have a retarded wife/girlfriend, because she loves someone who has that dick.
You said you are fucking your girlfriend whenever you feel like, but that's a lie, because you always say you are bored, and that's why you are shitposting.
I fucking hate attention whores like you, nobody likes you except probably cancerous anons of this community, you are gross and your life sucks.
You didn't had internet for some time because YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB YOU FUCKING BIGOT, you are poor as fuck and that's why you live in america with your mother that you probably fucked.
I hope some nigger kills you, too bad that won't happen because you don't get out of your basement.
>>693986023
Are they?
I didn't bother playing BO whatever many sequels
I liked the first one. Nuketown was so much fun
>>693986336
The ohayou's are coming at a good tempo. i'll be getting busy on yours soon
That drawing is not half bad but it looks stretched out. You need some better curves there
>its boob
Quite literally just lost my buttocks because of the intensity of laughter that comment caused me
Buncha country hicks eating roadside weeds.
So comfy.
Is the cousin a homosex? Total sub.
>>693985523
i don't even know how im meant to respond to that :o
happy roll
>>693986233
I now demand Konata sit on my face
>>693986748
fair enough
>>693987007
yeah, thats my only problem with it. other than that he did a bready good job. ill have him make me more shit soon.
>boob
yeah, i did that in middle school because i thought i was cool lmao
>>693987033
Yes
>>693987297
>>693987007
Hory shet
>>693987090
"yes I will marry you"
roll
>>693987184
Anything love :3
>>693986641
DnD 3.5
Human bard at level 8
>>693987297
I'm not even sure what's going on in these threads
Also, communist revolution when?
I want to take the means of production into the hands of the works
>>693987007
I'm not sure which silo they activate
>>693987537
i lost track of what the fuck goes on here months ago.
>commies
nothing can stop our natsoc revolution
>>693986748
Sorry for the late reply.
Yeah your probably right, and who knows? You might actually be able to get the cure.
>>693987297
Practice makes perfect. He'll get better at it for sure.
>did that in middle school because i thought i was cool
I think we all had our cringy middle school moments
>>693987537
Maybe Konata's missile?
>>693987464
i will consider it o.o
roll
>>693986420
It was a wallscroll of pic related.
>The only problem is that I lost one of the two hooks that came with it, it must have torn a hole through the plastic wrap it came in while I was walking about at the convention.
>Yoko.
>>693987677
I don't think I ever had track of what's going on here
But communism is fun!
>>693987706
We can hope
>>693987897
Hopefully not. I want nothing to do with that
I have to go for a bit now
>>693987907
happy roll :3
>>693987924
cute shitposts
I can't find Gommunists Suika ...
>>693987897
according to our skype conversations hes better on paper and getting used to his new drawing tablet. he showed me, and hes right.
>middle school
that doesnt even scratch the surface of the cringy shit i did
>>693988153
i just come on here and talk to whoever replies to me lmao
>>693988176
Ha, Cirno basically is Osaka
>>693988153
Godspeed!
I'll see you in a bit, gonna go take a shower. Hope your situation looks a littler better when I return.
>>693988153
kek, who does?
>I have to go for a bit now
Gods blessed travels
>>693988257
>better on paper and getting used to his new drawing tablet
Ah yeah, I'm pretty much the same. Drawing on a tablet feels very awkward because you can't directly see both your hand and your drawing. It takes a lot of getting used to
>that doesnt even scratch the surface of the cringy shit i did
>implying we aren't still cringy fucks
>>693988257
I remember writing poetry in middle school. I thought it was so good ...
>Suika
>>693988257
Oh well....
Here to claim
>>693987988
https://youtu.be/3WAOxKOmR90
shame about the hooks though
>>693986641
I don't know, I've never used clover!
>>693986023
Fran, you're making me all fluttery inside.
Stop it before you turn me on~
>>693985881
I'm just fine!
I like pretty much all, I'm into it.
>>693989092
You aren't fooling me.
>>693988722
i cant draw to save my life, so i really wouldnt know. the only thing im good at creatively is writing, and for me that just comes naturally.
>implying
yeah, we post on /waifu/. this is basically my social life summed up
>>693989092
cute doggo
>>693989952
But no one can outsmart yuuko
>>693990211
Thank you cute kitty
>>693990289
Yukko is a retard with ADHD, anyone can outsmart her.
Rory-sama claimed
Saber claimed the abyss edition
>>693990289
no problem famalam
>>693990483
hey sexy
>>693990483
Her face is really uncanny, It looks like someone photoshoped real lips on an anime character.
Claiming best girlie, late as fuck!
>>693990662
<3
>>693989874
Mhmh I see.
I'll keep that in mind, could turn out to be useful, you never know.
>>693990662
Abyss you say?
Whats up with all the commi shit?
>>693990483
Rory
>>693990474
She's fooled the world into thinking she isn't dead inside
>>693990799
Pepper
>>693991015
ruski?
>>693991024
>She's fooled the world into thinking she isn't dead inside
But billions of people do that everyday.
>>693988722
>Read the filename, thought it said "Ageko".
>Ageko
>Agecko
>A gecko
>Gecko
That's going to be my nickname for you from now on.
>>693989729
Even with one hook, I can make it work for now.
>Tfw they didn't have any merch regarding S2.
>>693991113
ruski kaputt!
Best 5 hours of sleep I've gotten so far.
Claimed.
>>693990799
<3
Claimed
>>693991183
So really the world fooled Yukko into thinking she was the only one.
>>693990483
Rwby?
>>693991544
Other yuuko
>>693991814
We are getting deep here
Blake, is season 3 of RWBY any good? I stopped at season 2. Very few people I know like it.
I really haven't watched anything new except Joker Game, DJ Tonkatsu, and Gundam Thunderbolt
>>693990211
>i cant draw to save my life
It's an inborn talent for me, but everyone can learn to copy
>writing
What kind of stories do you write?
I write short fantasy and horror stories myself, but they're all in Dutch. Hitagi wanted some of them but I gotta translate them first
>social life
That vagualy reminds me of something I used to have, a long time ago
>>693990694
>dat pic
NOW THAT'S WHAT I LIKE
>>693990799
Hello
Newfag Kurisu or discord Kurisu?
>>693991400
It's not "Ageko", it's "Akeko" and that derivation is a very long stretch.
>That's going to be my nickname for you from now on.
Guess I'm never talking to you again
>>693982843
claim
>>693990694
Sup kitty
>>693991024
Yuuko
>>693992134
>every time
>>693990741
Eh.
>>693992249
What do you think, mango?
>>693992151
you could just reply to my most recent post to get my attention.
but yes, season 3 is bready good. best season so far, imo
>>693992249
i wrote a fucking novel about blake. i posted the link here about a week ago.
i mostly write whatever comes to mind. mostly romance shit because thats what im best at.
>social life
i want to die, i only have like 5 friends irl and like 20 online
>dat pic
a majority of my rwby folder is yang and blake shit
>>693992457
how are you famalamadingdong
>>693992135
The master race, brown eyes, brown hair. How's the weekend going for you?
I offer you one wish
>>693992249
I meant that I would've called you "Gecko", not "Ageko".
>Read my filename.
>>693992713
Enjoying Pokemon Go, waking up early enough for a good feed before work.
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>693992913
I wish that noone elses wish comes true.
>>693992913
Momwife again.
Back from the store.
>>693993125
>playing mugging simulator
im worried ill walk into the wrong part of town and get shot
>>693992713
I could, but I was lazy. Thanks for the heads up. Do the profs play a bigger role?
>>693992931
Her tits give me the horny.
>>693993254
Why be a twat?
>>693992913
Immortality duh
>>693993363
Welcome back!
>>693993254
Why?
>>693992814
>white skin
I am very tired and only got 5 hours of sleep also.
I don't do this on a daily basis like you though
>>693992913
I wish to wake up
>>693993363
Shiro
>>693993490
Thanks. I know I said we were gonna talk about Overwatch, but I have no clue what to talk about involving it.
>>693993598
Yuuko, what're you up to today?
Claimed
>>693992913
>>693993254
![Syndra [167].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wYXieCM.jpg "Syndra [167].jpg")
>>693993557
Because why not
