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HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!

Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.

Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
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>>693978744

OP is SS

Rolling.
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>>693978744

Roll.
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>>693978744

rawlxxx
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>>693978931

ima kill em all or die trying
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I swear I'm not a Jew.
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>>693978744

rololol
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Röllïńg
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>>693979066

It's alright, move along Schutzstaffel.
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>>693979124

Fuck, I'm the jew.

0 get.
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>>693979180

Lol l8r Auschwitz.

Re-rolling since I'm a free jew.
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>>693979121
Rëröll
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Røłł öút
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>>693978744

rolling for 1488 mustache
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>>693979487

Well, my papers are here somewhere...
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Mèin røll
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>>693979594
Dèr Reroll
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>>693979706

RIP

Rolling
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>>693979770

And I'm retarded llolol
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Rolling out
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>>693979810

Apparently not.
Re-rolling now that I'm out.
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>>693979840

Ok, now I'm retarded again lol.
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>>693979874

Broke out, now I can re-roll.

Get me out of this god damned country.
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>>693979915

My story
>retarded
>sent to asylum
>deemed sane and released
>retarded
>sent to asylum
>broke out
>became gestapo

10/10 ign
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>>693979997

Rolling because lost papers.
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Roll
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source on slut in op?
roll
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>>693980316
Rolla
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>>
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>>693978744
ROLLEN
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>>
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>>693980436
Rølling again
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>>693980551
ERNEUT ROLLEN
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ROLL
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>>693978744
Gonna bop dat pretty nazi bitch right in the puss, swear on me mum
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>>693978744
Rollin
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>>693980707
Rerollarino
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Roll
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>>693980947
Reroll again
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Rollen for my nigga Adolf.
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>>693978744
I just want a quiet life
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Rollllll
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kpaltalol
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>>693978744
Ooo vey, as you wish.
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>>693981294
Reroll
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>>693981526
Yes!!!
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>>693978744
Hitler is a fucking feminazi jew nigger
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>>693981691
reroll
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>>693978744
Heil Hitler
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>>693981927
Reroll
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>>693982041
Reroll again
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Roll down
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Rololololol
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>>693982511
Reroll 2 win
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>>693978744
Ayy Raulin'
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>>693978744
Rolling for SS
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roll
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>>693982997
Oh nein, i am SS i swear
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Rollin to roll
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Rolling
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>>693983130
reroll
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>>693983166
Too fucking easy
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>>693983244
broke out & reroll
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>>693983360
fuck not again
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>>693983192
Rollin 2 win
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>>693978744
rollerino
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>>693983458
Another time
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>>693983278
Well, just saw that that image has a 9gag watermark. Time to kill myself
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>>693983504
Re-roll
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>>693978744

rolling
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rollin
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>>693983610
Reroll
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rolling
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>>693978744
Rollin
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>>693983680

lucky jew
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>>693983789
Rerolling
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Here they are
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>>693983955
Reroll
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Sieg Heil meine Freunde
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Roll for the Reich
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röll
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>>693984131
Re-roll
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>>693978744
Roll
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Rollin up in rank
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>>693984333
Herr Himmler, nice to finally meet you!
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>>693978744
Rollll
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Rolling for Judaism
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>>693978744
K.
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Roll
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>>693984394
Oops, I mean... um, yeah.
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>>693984240
Come on!! Stay in the asylum!!!
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>>693984333

Sieg Heil, Himmler!
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Roll for homo
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>>693978744
rock roll
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>>693984404
Die in the holocaust
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Roll
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Rollin up again in rank
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roll to troll
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Roll
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>>693978744
Deutscher Bürger
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Roll
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I lost my paperz...
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>>693984850
Reroll
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>>693984859

you lost your anal virginity*
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roll
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rolling again
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>>693978744
ez
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>>693978744
>>
Röllen
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>>693978744
Roll
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rolll
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Röll
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>>693978744
Check em, rollin for the Reich
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>>693985874
God damn it reroll
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r0000l
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Heil Hitler
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Roll
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Reroll
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>>693978744
das roll
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rollung
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k
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roll
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>>693986584
save me goys
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roloo
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Sieg Heil
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rolli rollli give me the formuali
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Chickenpuss
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roool
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Oyy
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reroll plz no kill
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Rihan
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das rollentagen
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>>693978744
Roll for Führer
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Roll
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>>693978744

>quints
>sieg heil motherfuckers
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>>693978744
BARK BARK
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>>693987560

lol im retarded
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>>693987633

Broke out, now lets get those quints
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>>693978744
roll
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>>693987724

Lol I'm a jew.
Just fucking kill me.
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>>693987771

re ralling for a new life
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>>693988329

and now im a faggot.
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Moar nazi girls please
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>>693988694

More jews in Auschwitz please
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Blond hair blue eye lego
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Roll
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>>693989287
Reeeeroll
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Roll
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Rolling again for shits and giggles
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>>693978744
r88ling
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>>693978744
>9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
>0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if
w888t
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Rololololo
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Den furher
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>>693978744
roll
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>>693978744

I need sauce on that one
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>>693978744
Roll
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>>693978744
roll
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>>693978744
rolL
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>>693989791
Re roll
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roll
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>>693978744
Let me through peasants.
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Guten Abend, bin nur auf der Durchreise.
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roll
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>>693989977
reroll
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>>693978744
Rollex
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Roll
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>>693990151
reroll
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>>693990021
Dann halt auf die harte Tour
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Röll
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Rollerino
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>>693988694
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>>693990954
Oh fuck reroll
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>>693990999
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rolling
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>>693990868
Source
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>>693991055
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>>693978744
roll
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>>693978744
Roll
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>>693978744
rollin
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>>693978744
check my stache
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fukc
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>>693991277
odd dubs
undercover spy rolling to see what next.
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>>693991407
rerolling
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>>693991340
Reroll
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Würfel
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>>693988694
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Roll
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>>693991934
*rerolls jewish*
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>>693992144
Not sure
Is this now death in holocaust,
Or getting freed from c.camp into schutzstaffel?
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Roll
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>>693992559

only last number counts. special guts dont work when imprisoned
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>>693978744
HEIL
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>>693993707
I-I swear I am loyal, Hitler-senpai
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Ho
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Pls
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Guten tag.
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>>693993811
No no, I am true Aryan supporter of the Third Reich, I promise
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Tolly roll
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>>693993967
Re roll
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>>693978744
FUCK JEWS
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roll
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>>693978744
Hallo
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>>693978744
Roll
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>>693994214
aw shit nigga
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>>693978744
retards didnt stay in the asylum, they were killed you retard. also roll
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Roll
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>>693995421
wtf armed resistance are you retarded there were more non armed that were way more dangerous roll
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>>693978744
I got this, jew OP
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>>693995421

Stay == killed
Just as staying in death camp == killed

it's implying eventual death
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>>693989239
>blonde
>willing to fuck
Humanity still has a future
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>>693978744
Rollin
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>>693978744
Roll roll
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>>693996717

just hand ur papers
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>>693997551

ima fuck these niggas up
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Roll ihn.
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>>693998610
Verdammt. Im insane. Reroll
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>>693978744
role
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Roll.
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>>693978744
Meh let's see
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>>693978744
Rolling
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Roll
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>>693978744
waddup boys
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Heil Hitler
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>>693978744
Rollen!
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roll for reich
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rollerino
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>>694002627
r-r-r-r-roll
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re-roll
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>>693978744
rollo
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re-roll again
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rollo reno
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>>694002784
re-rollo
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>>693978744
get 5
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Rolled like the Arwing
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reloroll
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>>694002888
Hail Himmler!
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Mad man reroll
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roll
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rolling
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Escaped mad man reroll
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Unidentified reroll
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rolle
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>>693978744
llor
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rollemeemnsn fsfs
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>>693978744
Roll
>>
Roll
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>>693978744
roll x2
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>>694003304
Reroll
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Roll
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Roll for my aryan brothers
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>>694003471
Do I live or die?
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Reroll as a fucking jew
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>>693978744
Roll
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rolling for hitler
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>>694003984
Re-roll
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kappaaaa
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rollin
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Rollo
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>>694004560
rerollin!
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>>693978744
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>>693978744
Ja!
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Roll, Kappa
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>>694004740
Re roll
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Roll
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roll
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Heil
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>>693978744
Ye
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Rawlin
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Hail Hitler!
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>>694005161
Reroll
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Yes
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>>694005088
Herr Kommadant
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>>694005167
Lost my papers, sir. Not an allied spy here. Nope. Totally german. Reroll
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Roll
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Roll
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>>694005411
Filthy spy!
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ROELL
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>>694005591
>>
rollerino
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>>693978744
Rolle
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Kek
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>>693978744
Rollin'!
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>>694006037
Oh shit, reroll
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roll
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>>693978744
Rollio polio.
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>>694006091
This is going to end well. Reroll.
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*reaches into back pocket for papers*
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reroll
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