HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!
By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!
Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.
Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
>>693978744
OP is SS
Rolling.
>>693978744
Roll.
>>693978744
rawlxxx
>>693978931
ima kill em all or die trying
I swear I'm not a Jew.
>>693978744
rololol
Röllïńg
>>693979066
It's alright, move along Schutzstaffel.
>>693979124
Fuck, I'm the jew.
0 get.
>>693979180
Lol l8r Auschwitz.
Re-rolling since I'm a free jew.
>>693979121
Rëröll
Røłł öút
>>693978744
rolling for 1488 mustache
>>693979487
Well, my papers are here somewhere...
Mèin røll
>>693979594
Dèr Reroll
>>693979706
RIP
Rolling
>>693979770
And I'm retarded llolol
Rolling out
>>693979810
Apparently not.
Re-rolling now that I'm out.
>>693979840
Ok, now I'm retarded again lol.
>>693979874
Broke out, now I can re-roll.
Get me out of this god damned country.
>>693979915
My story
>retarded
>sent to asylum
>deemed sane and released
>retarded
>sent to asylum
>broke out
>became gestapo
10/10 ign
>>693979997
Rolling because lost papers.
Roll
source on slut in op?
roll
>>693980316
Rolla
>>693978744
ROLLEN
>>693980436
Rølling again
>>693980551
ERNEUT ROLLEN
ROLL
>>693978744
Gonna bop dat pretty nazi bitch right in the puss, swear on me mum
>>693978744
Rollin
>>693980707
Rerollarino
Roll
>>693980947
Reroll again
Rollen for my nigga Adolf.
>>693978744
I just want a quiet life
Rollllll
kpaltalol
>>693978744
Ooo vey, as you wish.
>>693981294
Reroll
>>693981526
Yes!!!
>>693978744
Hitler is a fucking feminazi jew nigger
>>693981691
reroll
>>693978744
Heil Hitler
>>693981927
Reroll
>>693982041
Reroll again
Roll down
Rololololol
>>693982511
Reroll 2 win
>>693978744
Ayy Raulin'
>>693978744
Rolling for SS
roll
>>693982997
Oh nein, i am SS i swear
Rollin to roll
Rolling
>>693983130
reroll
>>693983166
Too fucking easy
>>693983244
broke out & reroll
>>693983360
fuck not again
>>693983192
Rollin 2 win
>>693978744
rollerino
>>693983458
Another time
>>693983278
Well, just saw that that image has a 9gag watermark. Time to kill myself
>>693983504
Re-roll
>>693978744
rolling
rollin
>>693983610
Reroll
rolling
>>693978744
Rollin
>>693983680
lucky jew
>>693983789
Rerolling
Here they are
>>693983955
Reroll
Sieg Heil meine Freunde
Roll for the Reich
röll
>>693984131
Re-roll
>>693978744
Roll
Rollin up in rank
>>693984333
Herr Himmler, nice to finally meet you!
>>693978744
Rollll
Rolling for Judaism
Roll
>>693984394
Oops, I mean... um, yeah.
>>693984240
Come on!! Stay in the asylum!!!
>>693984333
Sieg Heil, Himmler!
Roll for homo
>>693978744
rock roll
>>693984404
Die in the holocaust
Roll
Rollin up again in rank
roll to troll
Roll
>>693978744
Deutscher Bürger
Roll
I lost my paperz...
>>693984850
Reroll
>>693984859
you lost your anal virginity*
roll
rolling again
Röllen
>>693978744
Roll
rolll
Röll
>>693978744
Check em, rollin for the Reich
>>693985874
God damn it reroll
r0000l
Heil Hitler
Roll
Reroll
>>693978744
das roll
rollung
k
roll
>>693986584
save me goys
roloo
Sieg Heil
rolli rollli give me the formuali
Chickenpuss
roool
Oyy
reroll plz no kill
Rihan
das rollentagen
>>693978744
Roll for Führer
Roll
>>693978744
>quints
>sieg heil motherfuckers
>>693978744
BARK BARK
>>693987560
lol im retarded
>>693987633
Broke out, now lets get those quints
>>693978744
roll
>>693987724
Lol I'm a jew.
Just fucking kill me.
>>693987771
re ralling for a new life
>>693988329
and now im a faggot.
Moar nazi girls please
>>693988694
More jews in Auschwitz please
Blond hair blue eye lego
Roll
>>693989287
Reeeeroll
Roll
Rolling again for shits and giggles
>>693978744
r88ling
>>693978744
>9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
>0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if
w888t
Rololololo
Den furher
>>693978744
roll
>>693978744
I need sauce on that one
>>693978744
Roll
>>693978744
roll
>>693978744
rolL
>>693989791
Re roll
roll
>>693978744
Let me through peasants.
Guten Abend, bin nur auf der Durchreise.
roll
>>693989977
reroll
>>693978744
Rollex
Roll
>>693990151
reroll
>>693990021
Dann halt auf die harte Tour
Röll
Rollerino
>>693988694
>>693990954
Oh fuck reroll
>>693990999
rolling
>>693990868
Source
>>693991055
>>693978744
roll
>>693978744
Roll
>>693978744
rollin
>>693978744
check my stache
fukc
>>693991277
odd dubs
undercover spy rolling to see what next.
>>693991407
rerolling
>>693991340
Reroll
Würfel
>>693988694
Roll
>>693991934
*rerolls jewish*
>>693992144
Not sure
Is this now death in holocaust,
Or getting freed from c.camp into schutzstaffel?
Roll
>>693992559
only last number counts. special guts dont work when imprisoned
>>693978744
HEIL
>>693993707
I-I swear I am loyal, Hitler-senpai
Ho
Pls
Guten tag.
>>693993811
No no, I am true Aryan supporter of the Third Reich, I promise
Tolly roll
>>693993967
Re roll
>>693978744
FUCK JEWS
roll
>>693978744
Hallo
>>693978744
Roll
>>693994214
aw shit nigga
>>693978744
retards didnt stay in the asylum, they were killed you retard. also roll
Roll
>>693995421
wtf armed resistance are you retarded there were more non armed that were way more dangerous roll
>>693978744
I got this, jew OP
>>693995421
Stay == killed
Just as staying in death camp == killed
it's implying eventual death
>>693989239
>blonde
>willing to fuck
Humanity still has a future
>>693978744
Rollin
>>693978744
Roll roll
>>693996717
just hand ur papers
>>693997551
ima fuck these niggas up
Roll ihn.
>>693998610
Verdammt. Im insane. Reroll
>>693978744
role
Roll.
>>693978744
Meh let's see
>>693978744
Rolling
Roll
>>693978744
waddup boys
Heil Hitler
>>693978744
Rollen!
roll for reich
rollerino
>>694002627
r-r-r-r-roll
re-roll
>>693978744
rollo
re-roll again
rollo reno
>>694002784
re-rollo
>>693978744
get 5
Rolled like the Arwing
reloroll
>>694002888
Hail Himmler!
Mad man reroll
roll
rolling
Escaped mad man reroll
Unidentified reroll
rolle
>>693978744
llor
rollemeemnsn fsfs
>>693978744
Roll
Roll
>>693978744
roll x2
>>694003304
Reroll
Roll
Roll for my aryan brothers
>>694003471
Do I live or die?
Reroll as a fucking jew
>>693978744
Roll
rolling for hitler
>>694003984
Re-roll
kappaaaa
rollin
Rollo
>>694004560
rerollin!
>>693978744
>>693978744
Ja!
Roll, Kappa
>>694004740
Re roll
Roll
roll
Heil
Rawlin
Hail Hitler!
>>694005161
Reroll
Yes
>>694005088
Herr Kommadant
>>694005167
Lost my papers, sir. Not an allied spy here. Nope. Totally german. Reroll
Roll
Roll
>>694005411
Filthy spy!
ROELL
rollerino
>>693978744
Rolle
Kek
>>693978744
Rollin'!
>>694006037
Oh shit, reroll
roll
>>693978744
Rollio polio.
>>694006091
This is going to end well. Reroll.
*reaches into back pocket for papers*
reroll