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ITT: We describe games with one sentence and other anons have to guess it.

Before you can save the earth, you must to resurrect her by investigating 5 towers
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Your hometown will be destroyed unless you sacrifice your best friend and you can rewind time.
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>>693976912
Life is Stragne
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Ayy lmao
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You head out for some errands
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Be a detective, I didn't ask for this
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government fights aliens, government leader is a backstabbing shit lord, you work for him
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>>693977953
half-life?
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>>693978061
nah, there's two races of aliens im putting it on a plate.
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>>693978210
well shit i have no clue i want to say halo but i dont know fuck all about it lol
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>>693978349
it's starcraft
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You suddenly find yourself in a huge world. It seems practically infinite, and there is nearly no civilization around, except for villages filled with people greedily seeking emeralds.
You decide to explore around, and punch a tree to gain wood. You craft yourself a workbench. Everything is square, and you can barely jump over a single block. You begin searching for ores which you use to gear yourself up, in order to survive the monsters which appear during the nghttime. You build yourself a shelter/a house/a castle/a modern city to gain further security.
Eventually, you build yourself a portal which leads you to a helllike world. You explore to find giant flying yellyfish and fire spirits shooting fire at you.
You find a way to create artifical eyes, which lead you to a circle of podiums inside a dungeon. You insert the eyes, and a portal appears. You jump in it, and find yourself in a world full of teleporting spirits.
You have to destroy glowing crystals levitating over giant pillars in order to be able to defeat a dragon, which gains it's lifepower by these magical gems. Once you defeat the dragon, a new portal with an egg on it appears. You jump into the portal and happily live your immortal life, as each time you die due to any misfortunate events you respawn right at the place where you slept the last time.

I know this is a hard one, but just try and give a guess. I may also give hints if you want
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>>693977174
Destroy all humans
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>>693978443
...fucking really

you had me at square
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Where's the cake?
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>>693978531
kek
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>>693978592
portal
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>>693978443

The sims 4 ?
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>>693978443
>villages filled with people greedily seeking emeralds

Minecraft
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>>693978644
Yeah boi
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>>693978392
yeeeeeeeees ofc i forgot about starcraft
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>>693978443
> leads you to a helllike world. You explore to find giant flying yellyfish and fire spirits shooting fire at you.
it has to be doom
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Got caught niggering in the border, so they cut off your head, but Dragon saves you and you kill dragon
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>>693978793
Call of duty
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>>693978793
dark souls

...no its skyrim
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>>693978793

The sims 4 ?
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>>693978793
skyrim

that wasent very hard
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>>693978793
Skyrim
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>>693978897
Don't worry, you'll be right one day.
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Your a rich cuck with a gun
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>>693976478
>nazi and other faggots
>nazi has to kill himself and other faggots in different dimensions for unexplained reason
>absolutely fucking everything is vauge, extremely incredibly horribly vauge, mysterious and infuriatingly cryptic for no fucking reason at all
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wake up green in a shell, you pull out a key from a guys asshole then you kill some scrany ass fools, but oh no! black mama demon appears
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Go on vacations, pirate catch you, kills brother, kill pirates...rescue other brother...it's easy
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>>693979063
cell not shell

dyslexia is a whore
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>>693978443
Defintley Rainbow Six Siege
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>>693979123
farcry 3
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>>693978986
GTAV?

Deus ex human revolution?
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>>693978443
Fallout New Vegas
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>>693979123
That's one of the Far Cry games...
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>>693979063
dark souls
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>>693979174
Definitely GTAV
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>>693978986
Dukem Nukem
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"You died."
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>>693979233
yes, you win
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>>693979266
Resident Evil
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you are a beta who saves a princess
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Have Girlfriend, girlfriend is kidnapped by a fetus. Get killed two Nigga-billion times^27 by fucking traps and shit
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>>693979266
dark souls
-----------------------------------------------------------------
be engineer, on way to fix ship everyone dies but you
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>nigger, chink, honkey and mute honkey
>DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH!
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>>693979410
dead space 1
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>>693979406
uuuuh... the darkness?
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>>693979410
Alien Isolation
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>>693979410
Dead space
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Mom trys to kill you, escape, god murders her, you dance on her dead body
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>>693979406
Incredibly obviously Super Meat Boy.
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>>693979502
aye

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>>693979523
fair enough but I was thinking dead space 1
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>>693979575
binding of isaac
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>>693979402
New Super Mario Bros. 2
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your family line spends all their lives exploring an ever changing castle
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Shooting red dudes in slow-mo.
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Kill your son or nuke boston
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>>693979630
not what i was thinking of
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you're a Zombie that kills Gods to become one himself
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>>693979723
failout 4
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Come to mom funeral, reunite with (nig)gang, traitor, kills them. Also niggers
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>marine
>allahu ahkbar'd
>kevin spacey
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>>693979805
GTA:SA
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>>693979708
SUPERHOT

>>693979723
Fallout 4

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go on vacation, get arrested, now you have to fight paint
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>>693979771
Legacy of Kain?
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>>693979771
god of war
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WHAT IS THE FROZEN FUCKING FOREST
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>>693978443
Forza 6?
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basically russia, everything is depressing and everyone owns a gun and drinks alot
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>>693979059
Call of Duty: Zombies storyline.
That's not a game, but well.
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>>693976478
*****WARNING!!****

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Thank you,
(SJWF) Social Justice Worriers Foundation Inc.
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>>693979955
welp, stalker?

METRO/METRO last light?
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you love getting drunk
norse mythology influense
slay fools get huge
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>>693979822
CoD Advanced Warfare?
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Sorry are servers are experiencing issues,
Please come back later
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Space ninja shooting at stuff
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This is a DLC:
Wake up in crater, no brain, heart, spine. Kill roboscorpions, kill robodogs, kill robobrains, use antenna as weapon. "All my friends have off switches"
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>>693980108
every blizzards game launch
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>>693980108
pokemon go
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>>693980070
yep, stalker
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Life sucks so you leave it to go live on a farm
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Skeleton memes.
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>>693980190
Correct
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>>693979855
yep
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>>693980234
undertale
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>>693980021
It can be considered its own thing, but yeah you got it
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>>693980197
farming simulator
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>>693979771 dark souls
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Rip, a dumb bimbo opens a portal to hell, you meet a faggot robot who betrays you after you close hell, the key was a sick laser sword the entire time, tear.
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>>693979402
>>693979732

Alright, then it's Super Mario Bros. Wii.
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>>693976478
Since none of those faggots even tried, it's Terranigma
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>>693979881
>>693979906
no
>>693980456
ye
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>>693976478
Terranigma.
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>>693980458
obviously doom 4

try harder faggot
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>>693980156
Old World Blues boi, best DLC.
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>>693980465
its every zelda game
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Drunken squirrel who slices off a xenomorphs head with a katana.
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>>693980485
wow, didn't really expect that someone knew it :)
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>>693979674
Rogue legacy
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She dead, kill sum doodz, u ded anyways
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>>693980433
nope
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>>693980027
Kill yourself
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>>693980523
Aight let's get serious

You were the cat the whole time.
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You wake up alone in your bedroom and most of your limbs have been replaced with robotic ones.
You go outside to explore and find yourself in a massive ancient greek ruins populated by strange, sometimes hostile, salamander people. You use ropes and other materials to make rudimentary weapons to help defend caravans and deliver mail. Your wife is found dead.
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>>693980583
Correct
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>>693980534
Fucking best DLC ever
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>>693978443
It is runescape, right?
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>>693977526
Too obvious. Mario Kart 8.
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There's only one woman left on Earth and she hates you.
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>>693980570
Conkers bad fur day
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>>693976478
The game's name is Halo and the main character is a silent protagonist named "Master Chief'.
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Skele-man tries to hunt down your waifu and your daughterfu. But the card game is more fun than the base game, anyway.
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>>693976478
Lets just make the campaign four fucking chapters of fetch quests since shit people make with the toolset in their idle time will run circles around it no matter what we do

[spoiler] expansions made up for it though [/spoiler]
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>>693980517
rekt

As a consolation prize have this best track
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>>693980570
Banjo kazooy
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>>693978443
Flappy Bird
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>shooty shooty
>literally raped by scary demon girl
>guy you played as in last game tries to kill you because he wants the one to get raped
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>>693978443
Pokemon GO
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>>693980861
Goddamn forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAXD8GjvcFw
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>>693980808
They made a 4chan game?
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>>693980829
Witcher 3
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>>693980829
Witcher 3
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>>693980883
Lol no, that's conkers bad fur day
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>>693980913
Parrapa the rapper.
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>>693980978
kek
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>go into dungeon
>kill bullets
>kill your past
>???
>profit
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>>693981054
Enter the gungeon
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>>693980913
FEAR 2.

For the piece of shit that FEAR 3 is, I love the storyline of "Oh shit Alma's baby is somehow more evil/magical/powerful than she is, and it is LITERALLY destroying all of humanity".
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>>693980787
fuck you got me
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>>693981016
No i think its probably banjo.
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>>693980913
i want to play this
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>cop
>framed by other cops
>cops who framed you get cucked by their boss, they bail you out if jail and you kill their boss
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Your religious mom tries to kill you to please god.
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>>693981111
checked
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>>693981158
the binding of isaac
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>>693981091
You win.
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>>693979862
dishonored?
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>>693981158
Binding of Isaac
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go into game knowing you'll end up crying
go on adventure, make close bonds
ending happens
bauling
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>>693980991
>>693980990
Bingo-bango.

Explore the bird ruins to power up and stop the crab people, the evil blue goo and, of course, the gigantic monster spider jellyfish.
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>>693981263
undletale
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>Meat bicycle
>Nipple salad
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Tiny dudes with green hair jump off of cliffs.
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>>693981263
Nier?
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>>693976478
>Before you can save the earth, you must to resurrect her by investigating 5 towers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O_OgCWXuyU
Darksiders.
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killing and drowning in ratscum
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>>693981352
Borderlands?
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>zombies
>girl
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RPG where everything is paper.
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>>693981432
Yup. Was an easy one
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>>693981355
Lemmings, son. That game is my jam.
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>>693981352
Borderlands 2
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>>693978793
Skyrim
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Emo kid and his orphan friends save the world.
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>>693981200
super mario sunshine...
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>>693979674
Rogue Legacy
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You wear a scuba suit 24/7, hang out with little girls and do drugs.
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>>693981499
Battlefield 1?
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>>693981499
papers please
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>>693981289
METROID PRIME NIGGA
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>>693981541
FF8
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>Cyka blyat
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To beat the game, you must kill John Romero.
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>>693981573
Bioshock 2
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>>693981089
Yep
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>>693981582
Nope
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>>693981316
>>693981364
nope
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>>693981636
Doom 2
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>>693981649
Dingo!
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>>693981653
Fuck.

Is it possibly Counter Strike?
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>>693981701
lisa?
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>>693981513
Fuck yeah my man
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All playable characters are from a real rock band.
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>>693981565
yes
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>>693978531
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>>693981771
Bruh I said RPG lol cmon
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>>693981824
Street fighter revolution.
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>>693981653
Emily is away?
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Knockoff Dr. Mario with squares.
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>>693981885
Fallout New Vegas?
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>Jason
>JASON
>JASON NO!!!!
>Shaun
>SHAUN?
>SHAUN!!!!!!
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huh, so the bear was really a qt 3.14 this whole time!
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you and an team of elite players fight against another team of elite players with the same exact char list
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>The world is in ruin
>You gather with beings who suffered from radation
>You try to reach the th****
>Fuck the police van. Really.
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>>693981886
>all
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>>693981970
heavy rain
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>>693981970
Heavy Rain
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Boat king.
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>>693981800
closer
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you get intimate with pigeons, and then they stop world war 3.
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>>693981958
Nope
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The game's title is the game's plot and the walkthrough.
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>>693982126
Hatoful boyfriend ?
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>>693982159
It fucking has to be Burnout Paradise.
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>annoying green cyborg ninja dudes
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harvest moon, but on a computer
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wanted by police for a crime you didn't commit
falling from sky
hit pavement
90s pop rock song
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>>693982186
Don't Starve ?
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>>693982200
yes
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>>693982233
overwatch
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>>693982240
Stardew Valley?
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Don't touch my fucking food you annoying cat.
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>>693982335
yes
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>>693982216
No. It's an RPG game where everything is paper, and I mean that literally lol.
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you can eat snakes and talk on the radio
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>>693982416
luca no
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>>693982416
no luca no
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>On a caravan
>Got the shits
>Go find medicine and water to cure shits
>Return to caravan
>Everyone was killed by Natives
>Natives tell you to leave
>Kill Natives
>Wind starts tearing shit up
>Hide in a cave
>Cave is full of monsters
>Everything is fucked
>Your shits disappeared
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>>693982457
TitanFall ?
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>>693982457
Paper Mario
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>>693982268
No.
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>>693982082
mother 3?
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>>693982505
yes anon yes
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Protagonist gets raped by monster girls
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>>693982489
Golden sun
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>>693977342
easy. postal 2
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>>693982526
Winrar for you.
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Loosely based on celtic myth
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I can guarantee nobody will guess this game. Are you all ready?

The narrator is evil and tries to trap you. press space bar to Jump. Your final boss is yourself. That creature is trapped in there, forever. Not like you or I, we're free.
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>>693981499
and yet it moves?
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>>693982584
I don't know but please tell me how I can get it
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>>693982584

FOBS?
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>>693982584
Monster Girl Quest
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>>693982457
>>693982619
Fuck you it was clearly Portal 2
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guy gets heart attack and then starts fucking cripples
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>>693980197
Stardew valley
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GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED
(if that's too vague, just replace 'me' with 'the blue animal')
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>>693982584
Monster Girl Quest.

But to be honest, the storyline is way more interesting than that.
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>>693982741
Definitely has to be Gears Of War 4.
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>>693982584
Monmusu
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Holocaust from space.
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The baseball player has been evil the whole time.
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>protect this fat bitch
>feed her too
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>>693982741
Shatawa Koujou
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>>693982760
Sonic 06

>>693982741
Katawa Shoujo
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>>693978443
There's blocks, mining, crafting and greedy villagers...

Are you even trying? It's obvious...

Jewcraft: mining of the shekels.
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>>693982760
Super Mario Bros U
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Chess with orks and big guns
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Wombo Combo
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You move in with your uncle and attend high school.
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Whatever you do, don't look at him.
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>>693982457
Monopoly?
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>>693982946
super smash bros melee
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>>693982007
I'll give a big hint
>Flashÿn
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>>693982959
Super Smash Brothers?
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>>693982605
yes
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>>693982959
Persona 4
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>>693982919
Warhammer regicide
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>>693982959
Persona 4
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>"I came to chew ass"
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Hats
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>>693983106
yes
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>>693982708
>>693982787
>>693982828
yes
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no, it's not a dating sim, it's a strategy game! ...okay, it's a dating sim.
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"We're a sequel but it won't be under the same name of the original, it might not even be the same game for all you know, and we aren't telling you when it's coming out or if it even is out"
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>zombies
>little girl
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Fire emblem
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1.
Punch the devil in the face

2.
That's a shitload of skeletons

3.
to win the game, just sit down for 15 min
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>>693980647
Nobody?
Its an early 2000s rpg known for its unstable game engine
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you meet a british robot friend, but you lose him and no one is happy.
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Keep your eye on this one guy, don't look this other guy in the face, and stay away from this old guy.
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Game where you kill people with roller coasters and make overpriced bathrooms
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>>693983339
Portal 2
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>>693979862
Super Mario Sunshine.
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>>693983187
Fire emblem
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The Commies have robots, US and Europe have a blond chick, the Japanese have an army of robot dragonflies.
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>>693983339
The expendables
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>>693983287
not sure, it could be fire emblem
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>>693983284
Last of us or The walking dead
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>>693982830
Dead Space

>>693982919
One of the Warhammer games (dont know the name atm)

>>693983309
3rd one is Far Cry 4

>>693983397
RCT
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>>693983447
yepper!
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>>693983118
Yep
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>>693983309
3=Far cry 4
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>>693983463
expand dong
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>>693983157
Tarzan
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>>693983397
Rollercoaster Tycoon
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>>693976478

You are some shota guy/loli girl who fuses with some purple jester faggot, turns out that the whole thing is a dream
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>>693983463
no
>>693983406
yes
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>juggling 2 chicks
>you're a ram when you dream
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>>693982787
I'm looking forward to the entire translation of MGQ Paradox Part 1
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>>693983630
Also it's a puzzle game
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>>693983601
Nights: Journey of Dreams.
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>Can't Place that there m'lord
>Wood Needed.
>The vultures are gathering, they circle over your pathetic castle.
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>>693983630
Catherine
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Fuck you guys, I'm building my own City, with Superpowers and Hookers.
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>>693983630
Fuck I know the game


It's the one where you turn into a goat in your dreams and one of them is like a monster who wants to fuck a lot
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>>693983630
i like how this can be shortened to
>you ram 2 chicks when you dream
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>>693983718

Yep. I would have also taken NiGHTS into Dreams. They're the same fucking game anyway.
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>bubbles
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expecting the shoots, getting the feels
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>>693982519
No one? Another hint then.
>Old style strategy rpg
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You have to retake England from guys all named after animals
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There was a blind spot in my head, a bullet-shaped hole where the answers should be.
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>>693983748
Stronghold 1 or 2.
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>Faker.
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>>693983785
bioshock

no gods or kings
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>>693983930
Max Payne.

muh neger
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>>693983899
Oregon trail?
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>>693983397
Fucking best video game ever.
>Nostalgia mane
Always named the slides the "pubic puller"
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>>693983913
Resistance 1.
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>Not enough minerals
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>>693983953
GJ
>>
press r to respawn
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>>693983785
Saints Row IV?
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