Sexting thread.
Rules:
>If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke
>If you roll trips you have to send the message + dick pic (tits pic if femanon)
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the last female relative you spoke
Post pics of conversation.
Rolling
Roll
I can't get dubs
I've never got dubs
Dubs get
Roll
Rolling
>>693974366
wont happen hue hue
No one would say yes.
Dubs
Here goes
Roll
Dubs
I'm unlucky
>>693974366
rawling
There is a girl that I have been thinking a lot about for some reason but don't know how to approach her.
So check em.
Never get good digits
>>693974366
Never dubs
Digits
Rolling but won't deliver.
>>693976488
Winrar but you won't deliver? Kys faggot
>>693976488
Kek, you gotta deliver, you got dubs.
>>693974366
Roll
>>693974366
What if I fucked the last girl I spoke with?
roll for dick pic for gf
Roll
>>693976488
Kek, i knew it
>mfw this post is also dubs
wont deliver cause im a faggot
>>693977100
winrar
Never get good digits
I will try
Roll
>>693977362
won't deliver because I'm a faggot and fucked gf 2 hours ago
roll
>>693977611
Do it
I never roll dubs
Roll
>>693977833
Waiting for response
rolllllllllll
No dubs
>>693974366
rolling special snowflake
roll for dubs
roll
>>693977611
Only reason I have been difficult cause she lives 50 miles away, 2 hour drive, she's got a banging body though
Roll
>>693979255
Deliver
Rollll
>>693979388
Damn daniel
>>693979033
She's an idiot. Tell her she can play, but she can't win.
>>693979388
Checkd
>>693979319
>>693979255
>>693979388
>>693979690
>I meant this weekend
roll for the lol
>>693979033
u lieing sack of shit , 50 miles away is a 50 minute drive or probably 35 minutes at the least if you do 70-75 miles per hour
>>693979033
Faggot
Military roll.
>>693979690
>we have
This is so interesting.
roll
>>693979844
do it
>>693979912
Military reroll!
>>693979033
ask for nude in meantime, then post here
reroll for the giggles
gigaroll
>>693979529
>>693979033
this, Rolling
jesus
>>693979033
This is your chance anon, don't ruin it.
Rolling for "you've been playing checkers while I've been playing chess. So lets stop playing games and meet up so i can give you something hard to get"
>>693974366
*****WARNING!!****
Violation code #SJW01NONIGNOGS321
Your thread has been flaged not to contain a single negro. Please include at least one negro or person of color in creating future threads.
Thank you,
(SJWF) Social Justice Worriers Foundation Inc.
>>693979690
>>why the fuck is your pic shaggy
lost my fucking mind
>>693976245
Reroll
>>693979857
you dont know where im from, im from London, now i dont actually know how long it will take me, but from google maps, from my area to hers, it says 1 hour and 20 minutes, give or take 30 minutes for traffic, so could be 2 hours.
dont really want to travel that far for pussy.
>>693978385
Narnia, what kind of name is that?
>>693979912
are you in the Israeli army?
>>693974366
Rollerino
>>693980664
Im black
roll
>>693974366
lurking in thread to jerk off to other's chats cuz im so pathetic that i dont even have a girl i chat with
>>693980867
not her real name lol, real name is Marnie and first time we met i said ill call you Arnie as in Arnold Schwarznegger, she said nooo, so i said okay Narnia, dunno, just popped in my head made her laugh.
>>693981245
That's pretty good
>>693979033
>>693979033
ask her for nudes now you retard she will obviously send some
Rolling
>>693979529
Rolling for this
roll
>>693980664
Kek
Id laugh harder if i knew you were serious.
>>693979690
>why the fuck is your pic shaggy
Holy shit im laughing
>>693980527
i will deliver when she replies.
Roll
>>693979690
post the pic
>>693981245
Thanks guys
Now get nudes and post em. Then go fuck her.
>>693982055
fucking
EASY
GAME
Pls no
ask for nudes, post em
and then go enjoy that pussy
>>693982055
Damn she was so hard to get man. That was like real fucking work m8. Her pussy is probably a black hole because of how hard she is to get there m8
>>693982055
holy shit, another dubs
shall i go again.
>>693974366
Roll
>>693982337
Well since you asked, tell her anal or no deal.
>>693982055
Glad that turned out well for you anon
>>693982407
roll
>>693982337
yes get nudes from her
>>693982407
it must be done.
>>693982144
dubs my man your turn
>>693982305
yeah easy, shes my perfect girlfriend to have aswell, just a shame she lives quite far
she smokes weed, drinks nearly every night, just watches netflix all day, plays games, loves sex, anal only on special occasions, and has an amazing body, big tits and ass.
>>693982611
dubs, do it fag
>>693974366
let's do this...
>>693974366
roll
>>693982407
>>693982545
already asked before, she said yeah on special occasions, birthdays and christmas etc.
>>693982495
already got my man, was in 2 minds if i should post them.
roll
>>693982798
>
well it's close to dubs so i will ask her when i see her.
>>693982789
>already got my man, was in 2 minds if i should post them.
The dubs have decided for you. Post away.
>>693978385
what the fuck are these timestamps?
>>693982789
dubs got u laid.
dubs wants you to post nudes
do it.
>>693982305
Jealous much ?
>>693982789
be in one mind and post them
>>693982611
Rolling for
>send me something so i know you still aren't playing and i'll fuck you anyway you want it.
>>693982939
>>693974366
Rollerino
>>693974366
Roll
>>693982951
i was talking to her before i asked the question, only from the actual question have we fucked was from now, im in UK, London, its 8.30 now, was 7.37 when i asked.
Roll
>>693983220
nicee
moar
>>693983311
and winrar
>>693983204
Reroll so anon can get wins
>>693983311
Dubs, go get em anon
>>693983220
>20160708
you got these nudes two days ago? you didn't really need our help.
keep posting tho
ROLLERINO
roll
>>693983152
Awesome fucking pic, mate
Roll
>>693983455
fml
>>693976869
Then you win the game of life
>>693983455
deliver you cuck
Roll dough boii
>>693983629
Re rolllllll
>>693974366
Rolling
Roll
>>693979690
ayooo terry
>>693983428
True true
Roll
>>693983665
Fuck off by one I'll go kill myself now
Rolling
Rollie pollie ollie
>>693982611
Does she have a job though?
Rollerino
>>693983612
sent it, waiting
>>693979033
2 hour drive 50 miles da fuq is that math
Roll.
Fuck it roll. I won't follow up btw.
>>693982055
Wasn't she playing hard to get?
>>693974366
Jokes on you, i don't talk to females.
>>693983688
I wamt to deliver guys but shes just talking about cats and she told me she was virgin before i cant just say why havent we fucked yet randomly I'd look creepy
...if someone would please help me out to drive the conversation into something sexual I'll deliver
quads pls
>>693983859
good question, nah she doesnt, shes 21 though and well pretty much lives off of her dad, i havent asked, but im assuming her dad is pretty wealthy, since she shows me all her brand new gucci shoes 'she buys'
>>693984226
stop being a pussy and ask her. maybe she wants to fuck you
>>693984226
i will drive the convo to middle earth. Just keep it casual and asl 'Why haven't we fucked yet?'
>>693983859
Found the jew
Rollio
>>693984447
No, you won't, faggot. You won't do shit
Roll for friend
>>693982055
CREATE YOUR OWN THREAD I WANT TO SEE HOW THIS TURNS OUT PLS OP
>>693984509
Kek
Rowling
>>693984644 winrar
Rollerino tortino
Rowling again
Roll
>>693982055
Round 2, this one is Asian and i think a bit more difficult, shes muslim and somewhat of a feminist
Shiz
>>693984670
its already turned out. the games over man, anything more other than "im here" will fuck it up
>>693984226
"Hey, how is your pussy doin'? You like her, right?"
Eziest one in my life.
rolling
Roll
Gotta go fast
Roll
roll
>>693985066
Rar win
>>693984847
Tell her some bs about how she's one of a kind or some sappy bull. Feminists love to hear that they're right and are "special". They like to be put on a pedestal.
>>693985066
>>693985166
DOUBLE 66 DO IT
>>693985166
dub checking dubs, nice
>>693984847
"I mean I want you to stick your girl penis inside of me."
>>693980527
For this
>>693980527
this is smooth af
ez gimme dubs
Lol no
>>693985346
dear god rollin for this
>>693984670
Are you guys really this retarded. The girls name is fucking Narnia, she doesn't exist. It's some girl that op made up because he is stuck so deep in the closet that he ended up in fucking Narnia.
>>693982305
Every girl is literally that easy to get.
>>693985444
lel. checked. nice trips.
>>693985369
He already delivered>>693982055
Let's-a go, faggots
>>693985501
Im the OP for this one, she is real, dont know how to prove it, but she is 100%, i named it Narnia to be cute and haha with her.
ive posted 2 pics.
rolling 4 quads
Rollin
Roll
rooooooll
Rollin' on the river
>>693985655
Oh, fuck me
No dubs
>>693984080
roll
>>693985476
Waiting for reply
>>693985907
fucking rip
>>693974366
Roll
>>693984847
Rolling for
"It means whatever you want it to mean, but all i can say is that you've been on my mind for a while and i needed to do something about it."
>im the anon who wrote the chess line
>>693985907
rekt
>>693985907
Right through your heart man
>>693985907
TOP KEK
>>693985907
Would like to see you make a comeback to that.
>>693985907
We're gonna need some photographic evidence of her claim anon.
>>693985974
You better hope she replies positively.
I still roll for>>693986064
>>693986064
damn to late already replied from another anons response.
>>693985974
>>693985907
does this chick actually know the size of your dick?
if not shes just trying to immaculate you, in which case you need to say something to get her back in the fucking kitchen
>>693986264
yes please
Roll
Roll
>>693985974
>>693979690
>mfw offended that shaggy is profile pic
>mfw shaggy isn't everyone's profile pic
rolling again
>>693986333
RIP do it or gay
Rollio
>>693986515
nigga wtf are you rolling for
>>693985907
Send her a big dick pic and tell her if you call that small it's probably because you have a bigger hole than the train subway
Rool
Rolling
>>693986495
>>693979690
kekkles
Ask if she likes feminine penises? Rolling
>>693986675
Rolling for this...
Roll
Gimme dubbz
Roooooll
>>693986515
>>693986607
>>693986684
>>693986686
i dont think this guys gets how 4chan works, talk about a fucking newfag
Rollz
>>693981131
>social justice doesn't care
>>693986675
roll-assist
>>693986274
Just say "hehe, im kidding.. But in reality It means whatever you want it to mean, but all i can say is that you've been on my mind for a while and i needed to do something about it."
There's always a way anon. Roll
>>693982055
I liked that comeback
Fuck it, I'll roll.
>>693985907
>>693987091
Rolling
Kek be with me
>>693987317
meh
dickpic wud have been better
>>693987317
u really answer that?
>>693987317
Most beta fucking comeback ever, lol.
>>693987317
should have left it alone
>>693987317
kek, also if trips i do my sister
>>693987317
thats the best you got? Lol
>>693987317
Ahhh dude wtf
>>693987317
You re a joke... No wonder why she treats you like scout shit!
>>693987544
phew, good thing i mentioned trips
>>693987317
You dumb nigger. You could have said.
"Look babe, you might know what it feels like to be underestimated but I'll make you eat your words after swallowing my cum. Guaranteed."
>>693987317
Hahaha this was like punching yourself in the balls with a chainsaw
I wanna aks
roll!
>>693987317
This fucking guy
I will roll this upp
>>693987091
What next
reroll
>>693987317
Bro what the fuck. You should've tried pushing that shit. It's over anon and shes going to tear you a new asshole.
>>693987889
so close to trips lol
>>693987676
Yeah, but you know you want it. So just do it.
Roll of doom.
Ropl
>>693987886
"Make it happen then, I want to feel every inch of you"
>>693987886
She wants the D man go for it make us wizards of /b/ proud
>>693987886
dick pic.
>>693987886
Just send whats on>>693987091
It still works
>>693988008
Kek
>>693987886
Anything planned today? Was thinking about coming to your place... How about I ll be there in 60 minutes?
Rolll
>>693979690
/thread
>>693987886
So can i see your tits you immigrant whore, PS im gonna vote for Trump
>>693988090
Don't
Fuck it
>>693987886
>hurd
Kys you underaged faggot
Roollllll
>>693974366
rollerino
Dubs?
>>693988186
Why? Should he just go for the kill then?
>>693987886
>Hurd
Please don't inseminate with a retard. Thank you.
>>693974366
roll em son
>>693987886
Go on youtube play chariots of fire song
Drive to her house with the song at max volume
Choke rape her throat and hate fuck her anus
Rollin'
>>693988266
>>693988466
>both dubs same number
>both saying same thing
You should probably just off yourself.
rollerink
>>693988266
Deliver, cunt
>>693986983
Grammar you fucking retard.
Autobots, roll out
>>693988600
Dubs demand
>>693988600
You first faggot
>>693988600
you too, cunt
>>693987317
you fucking autist
you literally had this one chance to not be a fuckin loser and you fucked up
>>693988186
What about
"Hehehe. So what are you doing on the weekend? I'd seriously enjoy it if you're down to get freaky with me. Just as long as i'm the one with the one with the penis"
No dubs here. Move along.
>>693988934
Ruh oh, what we gonna do shaggy
>>693988934
>just as long as im the one with the penis
Roll pls no dubs
>>693987699
>when a 13 year old tries to be alpha
>>693989177
deliver
>>693989177
Lol kys faggot do it
>>693989177
rekt
I want to do this anyway, gonna do it.
>>693989078
Fuck you OP i thought dubs decide not random posts
Rolling for fun
Roll
>>693989247
Its better than what Mr. Jesus said
Bump
>>693989078
Wait for her response... You fucked it though
>>693989078
Alpha to autistic in the blink of an eye
Fuck it even if I onto roll dubs I will
>>693989370
damn my bad, i know thats what usually happens, but OP of this thread didnt specify that, okay back to whatever dubs says to fix my mess..sorry guys.
>>693987699
This is kind of cringe man
I'm not getting dubs
>>693989799
noice
k
>>693989955
>gets double the dubs
Kek is with you
>>693989961
starting from...now.
>>693989955
Fuck you jinxing bitch
>>693987317
fucking kek
>>693989955
you are
>>693989955
The irony is strong with you
>>693989078
You went to cocky confident attractive motherfucker to creepy pervert living in a van decorated with lolis posters
>>693990123
>>693990081
>>693990144
>>693990068
I hate my life, but I'm going to do it.
>>693990081
Does this count?
>>693990144
And with you
>>693987010
>>693987029
samefag
