Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>claiming yume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVAiJjCXNpA
blake claimed
im bready to die fams
>>693972039
>Kanye west
I don't really like him, but damn he makes some good tunes.
Claimed.
claimed
>>693970662
> if people like you stopped believingnhate actually serves a purpose, we could live more peacefully
So when you walk in the street alone at night and a nigger approaches you the thought you might get mugged or shanked isn't even going to cross your mind?
>Love forms just as good bonds
Not going to deny this
Love is strong indeed, but it tends to fade out over time and become mundane
>>693970672
>Choogen
I'll take like 7
The doctor is in, motherfuckers.
Here
Best type moon claimed.
Oops.
>>693972515
I'm a big fan of Kanye, even his new stuff.
Go back to 8gag you /animus/ rejects.
The usual.
Probably going to wander off soon.
>>693972487
(You)me
>>693972466
Because I am temporarily crippled due to a spine problem. I have nothing to do except shitpost and play video games and think about the suffering of existence
I'm also drugged out of my mind on pain pills.
>>693972598
I'm giving out (you)s today, anyone else want some?
>>693972544
>So when you walk in the street alone at night and a nigger approaches you the thought you might get mugged or shanked isn't even going to cross your mind?
Now, to be fair, as a night time guard I assume every single person withing a blocks radius of me is going try shit no matter what race they are.
>>693972515
So, what music do you generally listen to? I always like knowing what music people listen to.
You ever eat a whole bag of crackers, but they werent crispy anymore?
Claimed.
>>693966207
>Its her fucking "I'm always right, and if you try to argue against me or say I'm wrong than I'll punish you however I can" attitude that she LITERALLY ALWAYS HAS! I MEAN LITERALLY FUCKING LITERALLY!
Your Aunt, you say? This is what I'd like to call my mother when I was growing up.
>My father had custody of me and my brother because of all of the crazy shit she did.
>Mfw I still hate her for various reasons.
>>693972748
Excellence!
How goes Fear 3?
>>693972872
DID SOMEONE SAY MUSIC? SIT DOWN MOTHERFUCKERS.
>>693972748
>>693972544
Thats a lot kiko, i dont think your poor body will be able to handle that
>>693972758
give me some of those pls
>>693972995
Okay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5lZXCnh5So
>>693972990
Because the wealth is distributed so equally in North Korea
>>693972957
Wonderfulness.
I beat it already, played through the whole thing in one sitting.
>>693973009
Forbidden love.
>>693973150
The best kind of love.
>>693972923
Hell yeah. Marijuana is a hell of a drug.
>>693973093
Because if they stop spending the money on their military they'll be invaded by the American imperialists, which is why socialism in one state doesn't work.
not a anime but love this pic
>>693972707
Okay.
>>693972505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xob5dhGWr38
>>693973080
>monkey at a synthesizer
Try Rush, Jimmy Hendrix, Neil Young and Pearl Jam. Then come back.
>>693973093
Can't distribute what isn't there.
>>693973093
Since when is North Korea a socialist state?
>>693972949
I do say. I could give you a fucking novel filled with the dumb stories about her, but they're all pretty similar to that.
>>693973489
I'll be sure to flee your threads like a hippy faced with a bar of soap once the gayfags come back
>>693973538
Never listened to Neil Young. I do enjoy Pearl Jam and Jimi Hendrix though. I need to listen to more Rush. Heh, I'm not only into rap and hip-hop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9keYQzgg9c
>>693973327
I like you, I dont care what everyone else says
>>693973726
I didn't said that. You can enjoy your stay if you feel like it.
>>693973150
Nice, it's been a long while since I was able to do that, helped that it wasn't as scare I presume.
>>693973304
The purest kind of love
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>693973538
>people have other tastes than muh Rush and Hendrix?
Wow what a concept, its almost like people are different
>>693973921
I know, I just feel awkward. There is some guy who comes in and claims Pitou and it just feels weird, man.
>>693973742
Look up Southern Man. And if you need more Rush, I'm automatically assuming that Closer to the Heart has been played to death and then played again until its corpse got up, so go listen to the Caress of Steel album and of course 2112. As for individual songs, go for Free Will and Subdivisions.
I lurk.
I post.
I lurk again.
>>693973304
Yup.
>>693973957
Nope, wasn't very scary at all, was pretty much all just jump scares, probably helps that I was able to get through the first two as well, it also wasn't that long of a game, was almost entirely action with very little spook.
>>693974117
Dude that's just some odd shit going on.
I would just feel like a cuck if that would happen to me.
>>693974078
>implying I don't think there's good rap
Tupac and Dre. And, please don't hate me for this, but Eminem.
Karen Kujou
>>693974290
It wasnt even about the rap, it was that you acted all condescending when you said it
>>693974192
Y A N G
>>693974290
>no notorious big
I don't know about new Eminem, but old Em was good. I'll give Caress Of Steel a listen in a few minutes.
>>693973489
I'm halfway into Yanqui U.X.O. and damn, Rocket Fall is a masterpiece.
I will watch the finals after so it's gonna take a while until I can listen to that.
>>693974405
Are you one of those "all things are equal" fags?
>>693974275
Yeah, well that's the weird thing
It's like having my waifu stolen, but then I go and fuck my IRL wife. I'm not sure if I should be feeling good or bad.
Also I am on so many drugs right now for pain that I have no idea what I am feeling.
>>693972384
>>693972505
>>693972542
Madoka Sisteru claimed.
we're just missing a Sayaka
>>693974534
This is coming from a football and music pleb, but couldn't you just listen to the music while watching the finals?
>>693974561
No, im one of those "dont be a cunt when someone tries to have a decent conversation and learn more about something"
>>693974512
I need to get into more good rap in general. The core of my musical taste pretty much always has been and always will be heavy guitar, but I can still have love for rhyme without reason.
>>693974753
Ah so a hugbox fag, learn to handle your shit being challenged.
>>693974534
>Yanqui U.X.O
I enjoyed every album, I'm glad you like it aswell.
>>693974600
You're a cool cat now.
Yes, I know what you're talking about, but people with ns will know who you are. Well, it's fine either way, whatever floats your boat.
>>693974534
But Motherfucker=Redeemer > Everything
>>693974883
I'll have to activate stealth mode
>>693974807
>I cant hold a conversation so i better call em a fag
Go be cringe somewhere else newfriend
>>693972663
Sachii
How are you doing maid one?
>>693974683
I'm a complete football pleb but for me the commentary is important and I don't like listening to new music while I'm focusing my ears on something else.
>>693974623
Good sisteru. We also need a Nagisa but I don't see anyone picking her soon.
>>693975003
That's really nice to know, I hope it won't disappoint now.
>>693975059
Who are you and why are you suddenly replying to me?
Communism works, discuss.
>>693974787
Hmm, well I can tell you're more into old school hip-hop, so I'd recommend Rakim's 18th Letter, The Notorious Big's Ready to Die, and Nas' Illmatic. All masterpieces of 90's east coast hip-hop. I also personally enjoy 80's hip-hop too, and Run-DMC's self titled album is really damn great, maybe you would like to try that out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA-zaE6aevs
yea
>>693972384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCkSpnM_Oi0
>>693975210
My name is Guy Incognito
>>693975267
>china is communist
ahaha
>>693975267
Funny how their economy is booming the further they go away from communism.
>>693975277
Thanks, man. I'll give it a listen.
>>693975195
>I hope it won't disappoint now.
If you don't like it you should never talk to me or my music taste ever again.
>>693975370
Hello Guy Incongnito. You look like a cat I think I know, Nef was his name, I guess?
But hey, who knows. Maybe it's just a coincidence.
>>693975409
>Communism fails
>See guys? communism doesn't work!
>Communism success
>B-but its state capitalism...
>>693975059
Black Mode Activated.
>>693975527
4 minutes into it, I'm getting goosebumps from this guitar.
>>693975409
fuck you mothufucka Den Xiaoping communist and he communist tell the day he die mothufucka!
Raiding kinda sucks
a noob can ruin everything
>>693975539
>Country is communist and everyone starves
>that wasn't real communism
>country dismantles communist systems and becomes an economic powerhouse
>this is real communism
>>693975527
It appears you are more perceptive than I thought
>>693975590
Gundam Mode Activated
>>693975829
That's why you don't raid with noobs
>>693975855
It's not true communism yet, It's market-leninism and they will adopt true communism after beating the capitalists at their own game.
Shiro claimed.
>homuroll of production
>>693976452
I'm seizing your roll.
A Galactic Nova has appeared!
It offers you one wish.
What will it be?
>>693973756
That's Mitch Hedberg right? RIP.
>>693976692
Take it, it wasn't even dubs.
>homuroll of glorious fascism
>>693976822
Mercy is my new mom-wife. Duh.
>>693976822
I wish for infinite wishes.
>>693976822
i seen this trap before...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXi2jQ1hEK4
Watch out guys, this Marine lost count of how many civilians he has killed and now he's coming for you communist-jihadi motherfuckers.
>>693976822
A bottomless thermos with easilly pourable water and a secure tap
>>693976959
Was hat es mit dem gerolle auf sich?
>>693976822
I wish for my wish to not come true
VOTE ON WHAT I WATCH NEXT.
It's a toss up between GATE and Flying Witch.
Go on, getting voting.
good morning everyone
>>693977185
Yesterday I watched the second season of "Gate: something something Rory is fucking gross" and I used to believe that Rory in general was the worst part of the anime until I saw the 12 year old girl that wanted to get fucked by a full grown japanese ambassador because he gave her a pearl necklace, I was crying, laughing, disgusted and confused. It was like my mind was a teenage white girl and the emotions were a bunch of 30 year old immigrants from different nationalities. At one point the ambassador had to let the girl be taken by the enemy because it was part of his job, but he decided to suddenly jump in and yell "GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF HER" this quote opened the way for a second wave of laughter, far stronger than the first. How can one get his "filthy" hands off of something that is already filthy to begin with? This laughter had no connection to happyness whatsoever as it was fueled by madness, madness in its purest form. I felt shackled at the bottom of the abyss. After he got her saved she ran towards him and they hugged very tightly and were but a hair away from sharing a passionate sensual kiss.
I never want to feel that way again.
>>693976966
Granted, you have bizarre incest children.
>>693976975
Granted, None of them come true except the one you just wished for
>>693977051
Granted!
>>693977098
>404 File not found
>>693976981
Hey, they did fulfill the wishes. Nothing to complain about.
>>693977094
Ich rolle solange, bis ich eines schönen Tages Quads bekomme, um dann zu erfahren, dass das keine Trips seien, und sie nicht zählen. Dann hänge ich mich auf.
Wie läufts bei dir?
>>693977023
>I fought for this flag I hold in my left hand
You fought for Israel you tool.
>>693977185
Flying Witch is comfycore, haven't watched yet but I've seen enough hype for it on /a/, so it MAY be good, I'm not sure.
GATE, I've watched it, it's decent. Not so good, not so bad. Your normal adventure/action anime.
>>693975942
Thank you, do you like milk?
Cats love milk.
>>693975591
The airplane is falliing.
>>693976981
No contracts are involved and i'm a trustworthy Non-human hating Clockwork in the sky.
>>693977421
I wish for my waifu to be real, of course with the same personality and looks she had previously.
>>693977440
Was?
Eh ja gut denke ich.... Ich bin von deiner Antwort etwas verwundert.
Aber naja morgen ist Montag also arbeiten
>>693977628
I wish you were no longer able to grant wishes
>>693977628
Homura-chan, halp.
>>693977378
Thanks.
>>693977440 (You) (You)
Alle gets beinhalten die kleineren gets
>>693977685
Ach, keine Sorge, ich bekomme sowieso nichts über dubs wenn ich rolle.
>>693977870
Ohoho, I see I was too late to this thread, it must be the anon with excellent taste in Madoka as a sister!
Hiya.
Hold on.
Konosuba OVA.
4:30 seconds
Tiddy Tapping Tambourines!
Jesus. Japan. Tiddy Slapstick is hilarious. Keep at it.
Also I guess I'll go with Flying Witch since it is a one cour series while GATE is two cour.
>>693972923
Staleness is hell
>>693973489
You still haven't apologized
Ibuki is mine
>>693978342
Yeah that bit was great
>>693978268
That is correct anon,
Howdy.
Claimed.
>>693977642
Granted, be sure to keep her close so nobody else will try to take her!
>>693977870
What did i ever do too you? it's not like i could possess you and slowly overwrite you soul or anything
>>693977866
But how would i grant that?
>>693978195
Da stimme ich definitiv zu, aber es gibt da so Gestalten, die sich damit rauszureden versuchen...
>shiro
>>693978207
Das äh.. ja naja ok wenn du das so sagst wird das schon stimmen.
>>693978773
Wishmagic is the real deal man
Mine is the last you can grant, after that, no more ultra dangerous, reality altering, universe collapsing wisherino's
>>693979105
You are the evil of this world, now what is my purpose?
>>693976822
i wish that i could wish for another wish
>>693975141
im alright
you legs one?
>>693979317
I don't know
Pick up a hobby like collecting post stamps or birdwatching
Maybe find yourself a nice waifu to love
Claimed
>>693979317
what if were to send you back in time to before Akiko's wish?
>>693973629
Here's how I'd summarize my dislike for my mother.
>She wasn't a major part of me and my brother's lives because she was halfway across the country "trying to support us".
>She only ever came to visit us in Minnesota for 3-4 times a year (staying for less than a day) and kept changing her looks and wardrobe to the point where I didn't even know what she originally looked like.
>She made me do activities I didn't like to do whenever she got the chance (eg. Swimming).
>When she finally moved back home, she occasionally physically and verbally abused me and my brother. Mainly me.
>My father eventually found out about the abuse and decided to divorce her (he'd already been planning to do that anyways), and we moved to Kansas a year later (I finished up my 5th grade year before we moved).
>It only got worse after this, because she followed us down and kept trying to fight for custody despite that her lifestyle was worse than my father's (she was a heavy smoker and an above-average alcoholic).
>I feel like I'm missing something at this point, but nothing is ringing a bell.
>I was told by my grandmother (father's mother, and the person who I viewed as my motherly figure) during my sophomore year that my mother dropped out of school after her own sophomore year to become a prostitute and didn't quit until I was 8 years old (which was when she moved back home; turns out she had surgery on her fallopian tubes at that point to prevent her from having any more kids (she is around 5'4" and had to have c-sections for both pregnancies if that says anything)).
>A lot of other things happened, and I've never looked at her the same way since.
>I apologize for the late post, I tend to get descriptive with things like this.
Hello.
>>693979556
Quite good tomorrow is monday so meh need to go to bed early.
I like this .gif it looks like Sachii try to do a magic trick
>Watch me cut this bitch in half with my badass chainsaw
>>693972487
Yume has the best feet
>>693979775
Susie Haltmann is pretty cute but i'm not sure she would be fond of me after what i did to her father.
>>693979950
Could you?
>>693980192
>
>game has started
>>693979950
>>693980265
It wouldn't matter because it would still be his wish-altered self that can't grant wishes. Trying to warn his past self to not grant my wish would create a paradox as the motivation to go back in time would never occur in that timeline, trapping him in an endless time loop
>>693980002
Hello Mio, what ya been up to?
What if you're waifu was kill?
Who would your second waifu be?
>>693980442
What kind of game?
>>693980696
She wouldn't be kill. I don't think about other waifus anymore.
>>693980696
If waifu was kill than so would I.
>>693980696
Bleach
>>693980572
You leaving me with few options.
>>693980696
Probably (You)
>>693980442
I would love to have homura cheer in that uniform to me
>>693980784
best magical girl how are you doing?
>>693980696
I just research some waifus here there are quite a few dead ones
KonoSuba
7/10
Great girls, funny MC, ED is a good wrap, not really action I was expecting, but they pull it off well enough.
>EXPLOSION
Megumin > Wiz > Darkness > Adventurers Guild Receptionist > Eris > Yunyun > Kyouya's two hoes > Aqua
S2 is confirmed huh? More Megumin!
It was a pretty good series, nothing to write home about, but worth holding on to for a bit.
>>693979972
Tl;dr I had an overly abusive prostitute mother who somehow isn't in a psych ward.
>>693980265
certainly
>>693980572
Incorrect, it reverses time on the target reverting themselves to how they were previously
>>693980572
The Canon just ignored that and talked about different timelines iirc so the time travel paradox is irrelevant
>>693980696
Back to loneliness. Or GHOST BLOWJOBS
>>693980784
Portugal v France, Euro finals. You better be rooting hard for Portugal.
>>693980960
>not even capitalizing her first letter
What about Homura and Kyouko doing that for you?
>>693980960
Hey there Yume! I'm ding fine, thank you. Just doing some writing. Are you up to anything?
>>693980442
Oh, the football game, got it.
I'm heading off to the grocery store, bye.
>>693980696
My waifu would be a corpse then.
>>693980696
Shenron, for obvious reasons.
>>693981257
Have fun on your epic journey!
>>693981257
Get me a six pack of Busch.
>>693981144
>not even capitalizing her first letter
on the internet I mostly don't use it either do I use . , or such but some times I do.
>both
take best girl to make it 3 and we got the jackpot
>>693981207
Mentally preparing for work tomorrow and eating some apples
>I bet that triggers kyouko
>>693981257
Seeya later Shiro!
>>693981144
I only root for Ireland...but sure, Go Portugal!
>>693980683
Oh hello! Not much at all, I ordered something from Ebay and I've done nothing else but Overwatch and Skyrim. You?
>>693981257
Oh, bye!
>>693980002
discount azusa
>>693980100
yeah i love that gif
all of the gif's i have of sachi are pretty good
>>693980696
no waifu then
no heresy to be seen here
>>693972384
Good morning
>>693981431
Lets have the whole crew on it.
>>693981461
Thanks! Are you Irish?
>>693981011
Do it!
>>693981257
Pick up some Star Burst.
>>693981559
Oh, sorry had to leave as soon as you reply. I've been playing Overwatch a lot too. We shall talk about Overwatch when I get back!
>>693981617
Hey Crab that loves verbal abuse.
>>693981431
Give me all the apples.
>>693981431
Mentally preparing? What king of work do you do?
>>693981635
Yup! Born and raised in Sligo! Shame their football team's not doing too well recently...
>>693981781
Oh no it's fine, but okay! Bye for now
>>693981559
SPOOK!
>>693981571
I can feel her sadness in this .gif
>>693981617
Hey Hitagi how are you doing?
>>693981635
I neither need madoka nor sayaka
>>693981795
I ate them already sorry
>>693981841
Just the normal stuff I do but you know I need to remind me that I go there to earn money not to joke around.
I am an IT-Technican in a small OEM-comapany
>>693981753
Does this mean we can make a wish again?
>>693981753
On the condition you may only grant my wishes
>>693982033
Perhaps
>>693982191
But i wouldn't remember making this deal.
>>693982027
Oh, that sounds like a nice way to prepare yourself for a good work week. Do you make good money as a technician?
>>693982027
You can never spook me, it's like you've lost your skill
