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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: >>693940959


>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Most importantly,have fun or something!
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>claiming yume
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>>693959282
>Fran
Hope you enjoy! As for me, I'm just watching some needle drop.
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>>693958940
He's like a goddamn kid man.

His room isn't huge either, but the clutter and clothes literally EVERYWHERE make it look smaller than it really is.

And he has no shame bringing in girls to his room.

Got underwear and socks lying everywhere but his thought process is "Whatever, it's fine."

MCFUKKEN KILL YOURSELF.
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I winder if i should try to use my items to try to get Gold weapons i don't have now, or wait for the new ones to be released
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hi
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>>693959282
Oh, it was probably the texture.

I will enjoy them if I don't burn them, thanks!
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>>693959844
What ya up to?
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>>693959658
>filename

No, no one, in fact, said that.
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>>693959561
Ah. That's pretty bad then. But this is my room. I am standing in a corner, facing the opposite corner. I legit probably have less room than him.
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>>693959538
Currently playing a psychopathic bard, the only way to play one

Enjoy

>>693959844
Hi
>>693959954
My mom got 2nd place, again

She made some really sweet ones, with honey and brown sugar
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>>693960113
I can see your floor, it's better than his.

https://youtu.be/eKyvAjoIvAI
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>>693954715
Hah I actually feel you, I did that in wow and ended up in 3 dying guilds over the course of 4 months. Ended up joining a 9 year old guild specifically because there was no way it could die.
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>>693959292
Melfina CLAIM
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>>693960011
Just been laying on the couch trying to wake up.
i keep falling asleep tho. I have to go to a NA buisness meeting because in a hour because im the GSR for my group. Sucks dont wanna go

>>693960198
Hi has the rib comp been a good time? i want some riblys!
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>>693960583
You ready to see Portugal take the cup?
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>>693960346
>Can't see the floor
I never understood the floor being messy. Generally, even at its messiest, the floor was always clean. I like to walk around it, so generally it's the tables, desks, and all that that's messy and cluttered. Although I should vacuum....naaah.

>Makoto
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>>693960525
Great anime.
Great girl.

Love Aisha more tho.
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claimed

Prinz' ohayou is giving me a goddamn aneurysm but it's gonna be so worth it when it's done
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>>693960973
It's a cat.
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>>693960434
The only guild I ever joined that didn't die within a few weeks was The Dark Realm back on Ultima Online in like, 2000.

But they had a member go incognito using a disguise kit and hazed, harassed, and stole from members.

Not being able to figure out who it was, the guild slowly disbanded because no one trusted each other.

Few years later I see that they moved on to Killing Floor, I tried to join but apparently none of the members I played UO with stayed with TDR.

Then in DFO I joined a guild that lasted until the game got dropped by Nexon. Been trying to join [Kawaii] now that Neople has reopened the game, but their legacy was too popular and they filled up on the first fucking day. Oh well.
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>>693960672
Hopefully they do.
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https://youtu.be/Ar4_sqtxFMQ

I'm bored.
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Do you faggots even own a life?
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>>693961201
You are a cat.
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>>693960641
You should. There are good

>>693960994
Should be good, can't wait to see it
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>>693961201
You are a cat*.
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>>693961783
What's that?

>>693961454
Honestly we've come pretty far considering how trash we performed.

>>693961849
A fake cat, unlike you.

>>693961624
RAM was bad.
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>>693961201
Neko?
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>>693962020
>>693962020
Just posting mash ups.

Don't care about quality.

https://youtu.be/FJZsU2kAkfE
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Hello all.
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>>693962020

Did you slept well?
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claimed
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>>693961783
I own like 3 lives

>>693961859
Actually I haven't seen Prinz on here for a while. Is he b&? I still see him in the discord all the time

>>693962222
>checked
Nice quads, Curie
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>>693962194
Despite being worried that I'm going schizo, yea I ended up sleeping well. Got my cat into my bedroom and the voices went away.

>>693962094
Chibi neko.
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I like cats
>>693962389
Oh, what is the waifu group on discord?
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>>693962222
>best companion gets quads
Fucking nice.
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Someone tell me why murder is illegal. Because it seems real fucking tempting right now.
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The usual.
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>>693962658
Lives Matter, apparently.
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>>693962658
Not if you don't get caught

>>693962660
>Rattle

>>693962949
No lives matter
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>>693963216
Matter more than others*
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>>693962658
edge
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About to start GATE.

What should I expect to not take this series so seriously?
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>>693963216
>Rattle rattle
Hio.
What's up?
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>>693962453

Why would you go schizo?

And whoa, the cat just lure them all away.
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>>693962658
Why would you want to murder?
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>>693963525
I dunno, man. I'd say my life as a contributing member of society is a bit more important than some crack-smoking unemployed nigger's life.
>>693963597
I need more of that in my life.
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This fine autistic piece of ass
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>>693962949
I wish it was a dindu. At least I'd be able to justify the idiocy then.

>>693963216
This is a good point.

>>693963545
That's not very edgy at all. Like, seriously, have you SEEN actual edge?

>>693963597
JSDF propaganda. And Tuka being a shit, according to Rory.
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>>693963767
His murder is ruled just as heavily as yours.
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>>693962512
It's the overly weeb
I can't invite you
Ask Kyouko, Mio, Karen or Kotori

>>693962658
Same with cannibalism, amirite?
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>>693963905
>JSDF propaganda. And Tuka being a shit, according to Rory.
Oh yeah, this is the anime Rory is in isn't it?

I get to see the scene Dio was talking about!

>I wish it was a dindu. At least I'd be able to justify the idiocy then.

Don't imply non-dindus are better. Most people are fucking idiots, but all dindus are idiots.
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>>693963597
If you're just going to watch nip nationalist wank, Yamato is infinitely better.
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>>693963905
>saying dindu
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>>693963935
Law does not equal right by default.
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>>693964217
Space Battleship Yamato 2199 or whatever? Watched it. It was fun, but man. Japan has no issue stroking their own ego, but they still can't get over the bombs.
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>>693964338
ALEX IS A FUCKING NIGGER! EVERYONE TYPE IN THE CHAT "ALEX IS A FUCKING NIGGER!".
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>>693963905
Why are we talking about politics here? Ain't this a waifu claiming thread?
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Shitposting in these threads genuinely doesn't make me happy anymore and I'm thinking of leaving.
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Yummy
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>>693964760
Sorry to hear that Chen.
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>>693964694
You try talking about you're waifu for a year straight and not delve into other conversation topics.

Bet you can't.
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>>693963525
At all.

>>693963597
It's ok

>>693963678
DnD is up

>>693963905
Just be careful about it
>>693964063
Ok, I'll ask one of them
>>693964487
That was pretty good
>>693964840
Satan
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>>693964799
Nico is a quality waifu. FLAT IS JUSTICE!
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>>693964866
>Chen
See this is why I don't enjoy shitposting anymore.
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>>693964760
>

>>693963700
As I said I started hearing voices at night after turning the lights off. But that was it, it has happened before but it's something rare.
I don't think anyone in my family had it so hopefully it's nothing.
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>>693965029
Fuck off chen
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>>693965195
Stop with this fucking arrow meme it's not funny.
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>>693963745
Now, to sound like a man child.
Aunt want to move stuff around in the backyard for someone to come over today and mow it. She tells me to wake her up when I got home at 7 to do it. I try to wake her up, and she says she's too tired so not right now.

So I decide to clean my room instead, which took me about 2 hours to get everything out away and such. And when I just get done and I'm about to lay down, she barges in and tells me that were moving the stuff now. So, alright, fuck it. I go out there, and move the stuff. Then she tells me she wants the mower height adjusted. There is literally NO reason to adjust the height on this thing, and constant height adjusting is how the last mowers front wheels broke the literal frame of it to the point you can't even push that mower correctly.
I look at the front wheels of this mower, and notice the right one is WAY further down, to the point that it's damn near impossible to get it to be adjusted. It's nearly BELOW the mowers Fran itself, and once you go below that, there is no way to get it back up. I try explaining that she needs to stop adjusting it, and that I personally can not get that wheel adjusted because of what she did to it and she simply says "it must've just slipped to like that because it wasn't me." No, bullshit it wasn't you. I've adjusted the height on those things enough to know for a god damn fact that there is no fucking way those levers just slip down. Hell, adjusting them on purpose is a fucking project normally, and she really expected me to believe it just slipped? Fuck that. I pretty much told her off and now she's saying she doesn't want any of my friends over here, because I had a friend of mine coming over for a few days to get him out of his house.

Go ahead, tell me I'm being unreasonable and a man child now.

>>693964063
I guess.

>>693964109
It is.

Read above rant, ami justified?

>>693964338
I live practically surrounded by them. I think I'm allowed that privilege.
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>>693965283
>
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>>693964760
really?
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>>693965283
>Stop with this fucking arrow meme it's not funny.
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>>693964694
>Hit character limit on last post
Wew. So what politics am I talking about?

>>693964981
If I must.
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>>693965375
STOP
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>>693964866
>>693965231


I told you, I have no reason to shitpost without posting my waifu.

I know I'm the most popular waifu in here, but you don't need to assume that I would do such a boring thing.

>>693965195

I do hope so aswell.
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>>693965294
Didn't expect you as the racist type. Then again, I always judge people too quickly.
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>>693964981
Right now? Best not be shitposting mid game. That's bad news. That's how you summon lootless dragons in my game.
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>>693965384
yes.
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>>693965448
It was never supposed to be funny.
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>>693965294
In those situations I just leave and write a note saying something along the lines of "Call me when you wake all the way up."

Basically calling them out on being the reason shit is late or falling behind.

Don't ask me to do something and go out of your way to make it difficult on me.

Treat me like shit, get treated like shit.
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>>693965294
No, you're not a man-child. Your aunt just sounds like an absolute bitch.
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>>693965566
ok then.
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>>693965486
Oh, I'm not racist. I have plenty of black friends. But niggers and dindus are a race all on their own. I don't judge till I see how they act. If they act fine, then cool. If they chimp out or act like a dindu, then they're going to get called a fucking dindu.

>>693965756
If I could, I would. But I unfortunately live with them and shit. This just reminds me that I need to get my friend a job so I can move out already. But honestly, it's not them making me stay up a bit longer to help, so much as its her fucking "I'm always right, and if you try to argue against me or say I'm wrong than I'll punish you however I can" attitude that she LITERALLY ALWAYS HAS! I MEAN LITERALLY FUCKING LITERALLY!

>>693965863
The sad part, this is by no means the first time some one has said that when I've told people how she acts.
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>>693966207
Whatever man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTxtxFHNbKI
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>>693966207
Your aunt does sound like kind of a cunt. In any case, thank you for understanding that while all niggers are Black, not all Blacks are niggers.
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>>693965486
I take it you haven't lived near niggers.
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>>693965446
It is rather easy. Soak in bleach and place the dismembered bits in concrete

>>693965498
Starts in 10 minutes
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>>693966207
Yeesh.

I hate people like that. Makes you want to find something they are wrong about and blow it up in their face just to show them that they are in fact fallible and not perfect.

As for the lawn mower thing, I find using some kind of metal file helps re-adjusting the height.

If it uses the same lever system that mine does, a little DW-40 could help loosen up the hinge. Also, do it on flat ground and use a brick or something to prop it up, that way you aren't fighting gravity on the motor. Gravity will actually help you, and lowering and raising will be as easy as lifting or dropping the fan cover.
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>>693966207
Are you in any posistion to leave her?
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It was fun when I got people so riled up and started that whole snowballing effect in these threads but for the last 4 months I have been desperately trying to grasp at the molten puddle of snow in an attempt to build a fucking snowman, I haven't been relevant in months and just keep churning out low effort shitposts with the hope I'll get a reply at some point, all of this at the cost of my dignity and sanity, this entire post will probably not make any sense because I'm trying to write fragments of some of the thoughts I had while pacing back and forth in my room at midnight thinking about these threads from memory, but what I'm trying to say is that I have lost my touch and that tripfaging attention whore Chen can carry the torch.
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>>693966504
I go to a high school with a mainly black, uh, population? I have no problems with other people, I'm more for peace between all.
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Time to go!

Have a lewd
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>>693967026
Every post is another mark. A mark that represents what social skills and self respect you have lost. I've lost count of all your marks, but I can assure (and you probably already know) that you're lost. I don't think you'll ever come back and I think at this point you're only running off steam, insanity, and delusions. I think you're just too prideful to quit posting so much so often, and too cowardly to actually end the life you know you wasted. I mean, Im rooting for your suicide. So get out there and actually do something to end the misery of the monotony that is your life's
:^)
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>>693967154
>I'm more for peace between all.
You'll grow out of it, or rather reach a more realistic viewpoint. I guess I have a very danish attitude of our special brand of racism, I don't mind black people as long as they're not in my back yard because they usually fuck it up.
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>>693967026
So stop being an ass hat and trying enjoying the thread for what it is:

Like minded people escaping the monotony and redundancy that is /b/

All you need is a QT2D waifu and functioning autism. Can't be that hard.
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>>693966475
Hey, if you don't believe me, no skin off my bones.

>>693966476
I mean, there's not much to really understand. Of course not all black people are bad. But living in a fairly ghetto area, I of course have my doubts upon first meeting until they prove they're not the typical "I'm a big bad thug so you best watch yo self cracker" that I see literally every damn day.

>>693966681
Concrete is expensive though!

>>693966726
That's just it, even on things that I VERY CLEARLY have more knowledge on, that I know 100% that she won't have a clue, she'll still act like she was right. Or at the least, she'll admit she was wrong but then turn around, and I shot you not this is an actual quote she says, "you always have to be a smart ass like you know everything." Like GEE, MAYBE ON THIS SOECIFIC TOPIS THAT I HAVE EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE ABOUT, MAYBE I ACTUALLY KNEW WHAT I WAS SAYING MAYBE?! I could honestly rant for fucking hours on end about her and still not come close to satisfying my autistic rage.

>>693966993
Minimum wage job, so until I have a friend to move out with, no.
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>>693967429
>"you always have to be a smart ass like you know everything."
So respond with "I LEARNED IT FROM LIVING WITH YOU!"

Give her a taste of what real parents have to deal with and shut her the fuck up.
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>>693967378
I've had the live and let die mentality, and it helps in no way at all man! It's better to be more peaceful.
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>>693966681
Ahh good good. Well have fun and best of luck.
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Late claim
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>>693967261
:v)
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>>693967429
I know your minimum wage feels, man. But yeah, I've known some excellent Black people. Upstanding people. Had jobs, paid taxes, and whatever drugs they were into, they didn't allow to become addictions. Just like anyone else. But then you get niggers who just ruin everything for normal Blacks. Kinda like how faggots make all gay people look bad.
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>>693967551
Oh no, then it just devolves into her screaming about "all that I've done for you" "I'll turn off the Internet or electricity" "do you want to pay the bills" and all that shit. I've just found it better that if I can't get my initial point across (I don't know why I even try that anymore) to just stop while I'm ahead.

>>693967762
Sup Mugen.
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MEI. IS. BAE
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>>693967893
Hell, one of my best friends from high school was black. I should message him sometime and see what that faggots up to.
But I legit have had and still have too many cases where I've been polite and respectful, only to have them act like fucking idiots and hard asses.
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>>693968189
C'est la vie, mon amie. Oh well.
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>>693967903
Well, as much it sucks, grit your teeth and bear with it.

Use her as your motivation to get out.

My roommates have been so bad that I'm seriously considering moving back in with my parents and going back to school.

She may be a controlling stupid bitch, but she is putting a roof over your head and keeping you fed.

Take what she says with a grain of salt and just let it go.

Old bitches can't learn new tricks.
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>>693967576
nigga you're like 14
You'll learn to hate certain people in a few years

>>693967762
This faggot again
I can still feel the burn in my ass from last time

>>693967811
Loli maid

>>693967904
Fuck man that's totally true but you forgot pic
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>>693967026

thanks for the pasta
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>>693967903
Yo, whats happening

>>693968430
I hope so friendo, if you want more arm you gotta give up more ass. Thats the rule
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>>693968430
Why must we hate?
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>>693968430
not loli
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>>693968430
I understand all the reasons to hate people, as I've experienced it personally. In every single way. But, what are you benefiting from hate anyways? In no way does it make you a better person.
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>>693968387
>Keeping me fed
My fast food receipts say otherwise. The roof electricity, and water is pretty much it. Although with the amount of time I'm up at home, the electricity is for no more than my phone 90% of the time. And the water is for showers and that is it.

It's purely a matter of if I can move out with a friend. Until I can, I'm stuck here.

>>693968592
See my rant above.
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>>693968808
Totally agree with you, Shiro.
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There's no need to hate, everyone will die eventually.
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>>693967026

Stop taking this thread so seriously.
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>>693968808
Jesus Christ kid, learn about the world and its inhabitants before pandering to humanitarian ideals.

Race is NOT a social construct
Gender is NOT something you choose
Life does NOT matter
Elitism is GOOD
Religion IS a scam
Stereotyping WILL save your life
Guns DO NOT kill on their own
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>>693968808
Hate isn't something you actively do, Shiro. It's a feeling you can't help. It simply is. You can't stop or start it any more than you can willfully stop or start the feeling of anger. We don't hate because it benefits us. We hate because sometimes, another person's very existence makes us angry and we can't do anything about it.
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>>693969167
Try harder next time.
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>>693968923
Then hurry up. Be an adult and buy things you NEED to make your life easier, not what you WANT to make it more enjoyable.
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>>693969160
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>>693969167
what the fuck dude
let him learn on his own
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>>693969160
Just in case you didn't have these already.
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>>693969286
Everything he said was correct.
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>>693969130
Some could accelerate the process and off themselves.
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>>693968808
If you were trying to imply that I indiscrimately hate blacks, you took what I said way out of context. I give everyone a fair chance to start. But if they act a certain way, they can be sure as hell that I'll call them that thing.
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>>693968923
Sounds like you are having a fun time. Where do you wanna go to?
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>>693969167
Allow people to have their own philosophies, will you?
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>>693969477
I realized after posting that I should have added "some do earlier than others."
What has been said has already been said.
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>>693969431

I have this one, come on.
I use it pretty often.

>>693969380

Thanks for this one, didn't have it.
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>>693969545
I understand. I'm just not one for disliking others, that's why I disagreed with you.
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>>693969377
A place for myself is too much. Cheap 1 bedroom places in California are fucking balls expensive. Hell, the only reason we have this house is because my grandpa bought it decades ago and he has a different house in a better neighborhood.

>>693969605
Anywhere but here. I don't even know if I'm gunna be able to get to sleep with how ticked off I am.
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>>693969286
Saying the truth is easy.

Making up lies is what is hard.

I mean, it took, what, 12 disciples and over 1000 years to write the bible?

Plagiarize it and slap a new prophet and you get the Qu'ran or however those dune coons spell it.

Hell, it was even stolen outright from the Torah, which is a collection of fables to help teach and enlighten young Jews.

As for the whole race thing, well, you don't need some Anonymous user on /b/ to explain that to you. But if you want the gist: White > Asian >>> Brown >>>> Any other Race Other than >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Middle Eastern Brown >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Blacks

Man I miss my chuuni days in high school where I was the coolest mother fucker who knew how the world should work.
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Dis my beautiful waifu
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>>693969959
Why should I care for your opinion? I haven't seen a single post of your's not with shitposting intentions.
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>>693969444
Trips of truth.

>>693969757
I had the impression you had it but wasn't 100% sure. So it seems like even shitposters are taking the thread too seriously, when will it be your turn to do so?
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>>693968592
fuck

>>693968605
You'll find out in time
We wouldn't be able to hate others if it didn't serve a purpose
stereotyping and negative biases can save your life. Guessing someone's intentions at a glance is crucial, even if you're wrong.

If you're looking for a silver lining, hate does good things too. Hate has an uncanny ability to galvanize the masses towards a single effort to annihilate the perceived source. It connects people with a common factor, forming strong temporary bonds

>>693968679
Yes loli

>>693969444
trips confirm

>>693969865
There's a difference between hate and dislike
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>>693969637
Claiming that man is inherently good and love with solve everything is a fucking idiot's philosophy.

Hate and the dissuasion of hate has made more progress in human history than "love"
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>>693970197
Oshit
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>>693970269
I should rephrase that. I'm not one for hate or dislike.
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>>693970224

It was fun when I got people so riled up and started that whole snowballing effect in these threads but for the last 4 months I have been desperately trying to grasp at the molten puddle of snow in an attempt to build a fucking snowman, I haven't been relevant in months and just keep churning out low effort shitposts with the hope I'll get a reply at some point, all of this at the cost of my dignity and sanity, this entire post will probably not make any sense because I'm trying to write fragments of some of the thoughts I had while pacing back and forth in my room at midnight thinking about these threads from memory, but what I'm trying to say is that I have lost my touch and that tripfaging attention whore Homura can carry the torch.
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>oh, if you're a communist, why do you have a cellphone? checkmate communists.
>Leonid Ivanovich Kupriyanovich (Russian: Леонид Иванович Куприянович, born July 19, 1929) was a Soviet engineer from Moscow who is credited for early development of a mobile phone device.
>In 1961 Leonid Kupriyanovich presented a pocket automatic radio phone which could fit in the palm of a hand. This pocket mobile phone weighed only 70 g and had 80 km operating distance. Kupriyanovich told correspondents of the АПН news agency that in the USSR the production of this device was planned. He also reported the plans for the construction in Moscow of ten base stations for creation of a mobile communication network. The first station in Moscow was planned to be constructed in Mazilovo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonid_Kupriyanovich
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>>693970197
Hard to say.

But your hippy dippy love will solve everything is a retard's answer to a long asked and difficult question.
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This thread turned into a cringe thread where pseudo-intellectuals behave like they know shit about life.
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>>693970269
Maybe if people like you stopped believingnhate actually serves a purpose, we could live more peacefully.
Love forms just as good bonds, look at this thread for instance. Everyone here loves theirnwaifus, and have found many friends here as a result.
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>>693969919
Dont get so worked up about it, just go lay down for a bit and im sure you will cool off. Have you looked into getting a studio apartment?

>>693970269
Yep, thats whats gonna happen. I wish i could be easy on you since you are my boi but this is how it is. How much you want today?
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>>693970448
cyka blyat
>>693970269
no loli
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>>693970616
ACKSHUALLY it turned into cringe when they went 24/7 you barely relevant shit posting pleb
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>>693970279
If we weren't inheritly seeking peace, why do we look down on war? Why do we worship love and look down upon hatred?
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>>693963597
JAPAN STRONK, ERYBODY ELSE SUK.
And some monster girls.
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>>693970428
Waifu Lovers, I need your help, please.

I need to know everything you know about this anon:

ugh !jerk.BDPDAo

Who posted, at least, in the previous Waifu Claiming thread. Only people with the 4chan extension will know who I'm talking about.

Does someone know him? Has he been active recently, or is today the very first time he has showed up in these threads?
I need anything you know.

Thanks in advance!
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>>693970616
Hey, I knowed a thing about life
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>>693959469
3rd thread without (you), well atleast I can (you) myself
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>>693970279
Greed, cruelty and general assholery are human nature, yes. But man rises above nature- even his own. Following our nature made us weak. Religious fools and dirty hippies espouse nature. The unnatural is what brought man as high as he is. The computer. The telephone and, before that, the radio. Modern medicine. All of these things defy nature. Sandniggers follow their nature into hate and selfishness. True men have risen above it. The social contract is unnatural. We follow it because unnatural common cause and cooperation serve us better than natural division and infighting do.
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>>693971120
(You)me
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>>693970672
I've been laying down for an hour and a half yo.
And I have, even those are fucking expensive.

>I'm half tempted to go over to my moms house and chill there for the day till I need to go to work
Seriously, that wouldn't be a bad idea if she comes in here talking shit again.
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Since when did this thread turn into a discussion about hate? I mean, I'm all for some deep conversation, but stop telling people that their philosophy is wrong. People are entitled to their own opinions on any matter.
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>>693971128
>reed, cruelty and general assholery are human nature,
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Have a good one.
https://soundcloud.com/empire-avian/bandana-split-for-ya
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>>693970838
Probably because if we acted on hate as much as we feel it communities, societies, empires, and the like would never have worked.

Murder would be rampant, rape would be normal, and infanticide would reduce the population to nothing.

Want peace? Kill the people you disagree with.
Want war? Tell someone they are wrong.

>worship love
Hah! More than half of the religions of the world worship war.
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>>693971256
“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'”

― Isaac Asimov
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Hey guys!!
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>>693970996

Rifks, I almost forgot about this pasta.
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>>693971391
Hi, what're ya up to?
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>>693971376
Just because a guy used some fancy words, and was quoted, doesn't mean he is correct.
I could quote hitler, down that make it correct?
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>>693971303
>not having read the rest of the post
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>>693971634
I was trying out TERA, it's an MMORPG, I didn't know what to think of it.... And yourself?
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>>693971753
You could try arguing against the quote for one thing.
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>>693971753
>I could quote hitler, down that make it correct?
Yeah, since Hitler did nothing wrong.
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>>693971913
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>>693971228
I feel ya, i tried to do the same and a studio was killer on the wallet. Finding another job has not been easy so far, pretty killer.
>mugen
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>>693971753
Bringing up hitler already?
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>Hear the mower keep stalling where the grass is a bit taller
>They tell the poor kid they're making now it "you gotta lift it up"
Or....you know...you could stop setting it to dirt level height. That ever cross your fucking minds?
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>>693971856
I'm not up to much, kinda propelled this thread into a shit show, kek. Listening to some music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsP9ju7HFm4
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>>693971913
The point is, every has an opinion, I could find 20 times more quotes saying that hate is wrong, and 40 times more quotes saying that everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Want me to start spamming them?
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Ultimately your argument of "Love will save the World" is an altruistic cult.

Love will not save the world.

Most people can't even understand what love is, let alone use it properly.

A child can learn and use hate correctly.

Altruism has already been proven as a selfish ego-stroking ulterior motivated act of "kindness."
Don't presume your humanitarianism doesn't have these same "altruistic" values.

Alright! My downloads completed so I'm gonna pack up and go home.

Cya later, /waifu/
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>>693971615
What do you mean with Shen/Chen? Both seem to be anime characters, but what do they have to do with the anon ugh !jerk.BDPAo / Badjourness#9294 ?

>Active in the past 2 weeks.
Thank you for the info. Do you know what connection does he have with Discord?
Also what people here (namefags) does he usually speak to/get along with?

I ask because he has done something I didn't know it was possible. He linked two things that seemed to be unlinkable, and I want to know how he did it.

Thank you in advance!
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>>693972384
>>693972384
>>693972384
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>>693972295
See ya dude. It was interesting dicussing with you.

~Shiro
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>>693971113

Why are you lurking this threads?
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YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FREEEAAAKS! IT BAFFLES ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE SO PATHETIC THEY WOULD CLAIM CARTOON CHARACTERS AS THEIR WIVES! THESE CARTOON CHARACTERS ARE SIMPLY A SWEAT JAPANESE MAN'S IMAGINATION. IF THEY SOMEHOW DID COME TO LIFE, I'M SURE THEY'D FIND YOU ALL PATHETIC AND REPULSIVE CREATURES!
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