Mom and son thread
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Mom and son thread
>>693952483
yes they do cunt
>>693952483
Well shit
>>693952483
Darn
>>693952483
Immunity cat always works
>>693955555
>>693955555
fucking waste
>>693955555
HOLY QUINTS
>>693955555
CHECKED
>>693955555
Checked
>>693952483
Ain't nobody dying
>>693955555
>>693955555
sad
>>693955555
H o l y m o l e y
>>693952483
replied
>>693955555
wasted
>>693956061
this is just pathetic.
>>693951645
>>693952483
wtf
>>693955555
>>693952483
oh fug
>>693955555
That is one disgusting fat ass pig. Kill it with fire.
>>693952483
I fucking swear
>>693952483
Jjjjaaa
>>693956681
What a skinny-immature girl pedofag you are.
GTFO of this thread.
>>693952483
>>693957162
>teen cock
>business trip
>>693956119
who is that tho?
>>693957422
Jaylene Rio
Also Check'd
>>693952483
sure
>>693955555
HOLYSHIT
>>693952483
I'm gonna kill you
>>693952483
>>693951645
Aka cringe thread
Got my mom to blow me. Had to go get shot at in Iraq to do it, but TANSTAAFL.
> be 23 freshly graduated from college & ROTC
> get ordered to Iraq cuz WMDs n shit
> living at home with mom til deploy date
> she's freaking out about never seeing me again
> She tries to cram as many memories as possible into what time we have left
> Always asking
> What should we do next?
> Anything you've always wanted to do?
> What do you want to do today?
> Plan hatches in my pervert mind: women think blowjobs don't "count" so maybe I can use her fear to get her to blow me
> Next time she asks what I want to do I suggest a blowjob in a way that I can play it off if she freaks
> she doesn't freak, but she wasn't thrilled "I'm not saying no, but we'll have to see."
> her lack of freak out kinda freaks me out. Had she known about my wincest crush? Had she found my "Taboo" video / literature? Caught me staring at her tits?
> Next day I'm on edge trying to figure out how to get it going when she brings it up!
> She gave me a completely mechanical, non-sensual blowjob.
> wouldn't take her clothes off
> wouldn't look at me
> wouldn't use her hands
> just head up and down fast enough to get me off
> Was the best blowjob I've ever had!
> made the mistake of telling her I was about to come and she used that info to keep me from giving her a mouthful of her grandkids
> After we talked for about an hour
Nothing ever happened again.
I've grabbed her ass a couple times and she swatted my hand away hard.
We never talk about it.
She has lost her looks in the last 13 years and gained a lot of weight so I don't find her as attractive anymore. . . maybe I can guilt her on her deathbed into a full on fuck.
bump.
not a mom son pic but I don't want to let the thread die
>>693952483
>10
Hahagavga
>>693959619
frog I most relate to
i`m not into my mom but my wife's mom
we live far away from her and we see eachother once per year, besides skype. Last time I went to visit I went in the toilet to shit and I found her underware, had a massive FAP with her undies
she's not hot or something, she is actually fat but the idea of fuckin somebody so close gives me a hardon
>>693952483
oh no
There are 7 pillars of motherfucking
1. Alcohol MUST be involved
2. She must be proud of you
3. Guilt is the key
4. Pull close then away
5. Minimal foreplay
6. Frame her emotions for her
7. Never use the 'i' word
We'll use this as a basis for you all to fulfill your fantasies.
>>693960277
1. Alcohol MUST be involved, not because it lowers inhibitions, that is minor -- but because it lets people pass the buck morally.
Having too much to drink is always an excuse to do something you wouldn't normally do. You see she's not a slut who sucked off her own /b/rother: no, no, no, she just had too much to drink!
You can encourage this behavior by noting several times how drunk she is. How she won't remember anything tomorrow-- this will give her psychological permission to do something she'd never do sober.
2. She must be proud of you
Women share their bodies with men they admire & respect. If she pities you, forget about it. If she's embarrassed by you forget about it.
She must think you're smart, handsome, and have an awesome personality.
Be going places in life... the slacker / adolescent angst won't get you what you want.
3. Use her single-mom guilt against her
If your dad is in the picture forget it. However, if she's divorce or never married she inevitably feels guilty.
Use that. make her feel she owes you for her failings. Spreading her legs for you is how she makes up for it.
You've got to play it carefully. . . over do it and you lost all the leverage.
>>693960609
4. Pull close then away
Women crave closeness. You want to condition that response like you'd train a dog!
Give her a hug. Brag about her to her friends and your parents. Tell her she's the only person you trust.
Then..... nothing. No hugs. Short conversations. No bragging. Always be too busy for her.
Then reverse course. Give her a (non-creepy) hug... don't press your cock into her! But be quick... always leave her craving more.
Lather, rinse, repeat.
5. Minimal foreplay
This is the most counter-intuitive point in our quest.
Generally spend an hour kissing, talking, massaging a woman... not this time!
Once the tongues slip in, take her panties off and slide it in!
You see foreplay gives her time to think and when she does that she won't wanna have sex with you.
It also takes away from the "it just happened" thing women need so much when they're trying to explain away why they did what they did..... it was just fate, she didn't have anything to do with it!
Does that make sense? It's hard to understand, but we can expound more if everyone needs to.
>>693952483
lol
Freud would love this thread
>>693952483
im tired of you faggots
>>693952483
meh
>>693952483
Go fuck off
>>693952483
cunt
>>693952483
>huh
>>693952483
why
>>693959411
Obviously fake but my cock is diamond so mission accomplished.
>>693952483
Fuck you
>>693955555
witnessed
Enjoy
>>693952483
fuck u
>>693951645
/r/ing hentai, either comics or individual pics/gigs/webms are fine.
>>693952483
Ass
momson.info
>>693955840
>>693962510
more greentext!
>>693963982
Love this girl. Wonder why shes never in any fav pornstars thread.
>>693952483
fug
>>693952483
Ffff
>>693955555
>>693952483
fuck you asshole
>>693955555
>>693952483
one down one to go, Dammit!!!!
>>693964670
Moar!!
>>693952483
Alright
>>693951645
Damnit
>>693952483
(You)
>>693952483
Already died
>>693952483
fuck you
>>693952483
Fuck
>>693952483
kys
>>693955555
Outstanding get anon
Post more of that cum mum
>>693952483
reply
>>693956221
lol kys faggot
>>693952483
>GF
>tfw no gf
>>693952483
Fine
>>693952483
Fuck you
>>693952483
>>693952483
Oh come on
>>693952483
fuck off
>>693952483
Am I a good boy mommy
>>693952483
This is the only way you could've keep this thread alive.
>>693952483
asshole
>>693952483
Who why
>>693952483
fuck u
>>693952483
lol
>>693952483
fucking asshole
>>693952483
Stoppp
>>693952483
cant risk it
>>693952483
kek
>>693952483
homo
>>693960741
M8 u sick fuck
>>693952483
@hhh
>>693952483
aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>693952483
Yea they do
>>693952483
fug
>>693952483
(YOU)
>>693952483
Hey fuck you
>>693952483
FUCKOFF M8
>>693952483
cokc
>>693952483
Oh noes hope dey dont die kek
>>693952483
lol gf? are you mental or sth
>>693952483
might as well
>>693952483
reeeeeeee
>>693952483
Oh mom no
Do /b/ will enjoy if i post my grand'ma pants ands bra ? Already jerk off in them.
>>693963982
>>693964286
who is she? please
>>693952483
i care about one of those
>>693960741
Good summary, thanks annon.
>>693960741
expound more
>>693952483
That's not how immunities work
>>693952483
Shieeee
>>693952483
Faggot
>>693952483
Sheeeeiiiiit
>>693952483
faggot
>>693952483
penis
>>693952483
noooo
>>693952483
You dumb dumb
>>693952483
>>693952483
Can't risk it
>>69395248
Damn
Kimberly, why?!
>>693952483
wow shit
>>693952483
Fck
>>693952483
shit
>>693959619
Incest, not antcest.
>>693952483
fuck this bitch ass bulshit
>>693982666
check'em
>>693952483
kys
>>693952483
post
>>693952483
damn
>>693952483
Reply
>>693952483
you got me,pal
>>693952483
jokes on you. i dont have a gf
>>693952483
When did this become a meme?
>>693960609
>>693960741
Please elaborate on points 6 and 7.
>>693952483
Йудейскй
>>693952483
Hi.
>>693952483
reply
>>693952483
cuck
>>693952483
Welp
>>693952483
Fuck off
>>693952483
fuk off
>>693952483
if you could kill my father instead I wouldn't mind :)
make it painful
>>693952483
f u
>>693952483
That's definitely not a good thing
>>693952483
Fuck you newfag scum
>>693987853
PAPA FRANKU
>>693960609
>>693960741
where are the last points???????????
>>693952483
ass
>>693952483
dam
>>693956221
Woooahh calm down anon! Too soon
>>693952483
god speed anon
>>693966266
Hot as hell
>>693952483
fuck
>>693952483
sadsf
>>693964963
It's a fake from a comic, go to 8muses dot com and go under jab or milftoon
>>693987853
>>693952483
Who dat
>>693952483
Damn
>>693952483
oh okay
>>693952483
Fuckoff
>>693955555
>>693952483
fucking pice of shit
>>693952483
fgt
>>693962510
I wasted 20min on this bullshit story holy shit
>>693952483
Fuck you
>>693955555
Yikes
>>693952483
dont be a faggot
>>693952483
Fuck youuu
>>693982666
trips on a kek
>>693952483
Fug
>>693952483
lllllllllll
>>693952483
Fag
>>693952483
well fuck
>>693952483
Fuck you
>>693952483
ass
>>693952483
Kys
>>693988757
>too soon
it's being 2-3 years she's dead now. shut the fuck up
>>693954615
that's one of the hottest things I have ever seen
>>693952483
xD le funny superstition maymay
>>693951645
OH COME ON
>>693952483
tfw no gf
>>693965716
thats what ya get faggot
>>693952483
Lame as fuck
>>693952483
fuck
>>693952483
Cunt
>>693952483
may as well
>>693952483
Lol
>>693952483
why not
>>693952483
hole e
>>693952483
just to be safe
>>693956221
wait, but isn't this one of those memes? so you just ironically killed your mom, unironically
>>693952483
>>693952483
ffs
>>693952483
Hello
>>693997076
Anyone got source on the undeited one?
>>693951645
fuck you faggot, immunity cat will always be there for me
>>693952483
OH shit
>>693951645
>gf
>>693952483
lol
>>693952483
Fuck
>>693952483
shoit
>>693952483
fysc
>>693952483
poo
>>693952483
sigh
>>693952483
???
>>693952483
allah ackbar
>>693952483
fuk
>>693952483
I already have immunity cat, it's cool
>>693952483
This totally isn't getting old at all.
>>693952483
>>693963865
>>693955555
>>693952483
check em
