Fucking small town pokemon go ):
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Fucking small town pokemon go ):
>>693914196
I'm in a big city surrounded by stops and gyms. What's depressing to me is that a ton of them are at bars and lit up with lures meaning people are partying and playing Pokemon and I'm just sitting in my apartment like a faggot about to go to bed because I'm old and tired and don't have many friends.
>>693914824
Similar situation but not all fucked up over it. Last night ended up heading towards a shit ton of pokestops, turns out they were all in the zoo.
>>693914824
Sucks man. There's literally nothing around on mine ):
>>693914824
>>693914824
Your such a faggot. Go out to those bars and meet other people playing. Poke-stops are hotspots for meeting people, unless of course your an autistic fuck.
>>693914196
So what is this game about? I've been hearing so much talk about it these last few days
Do you play in your geographical area, and can people actually see where you're located while playing?
>>693915352
Meh it's after midnight. I'm about to crash shortly. Maybe tomorrow.
>>693915574
Just download it and be assimilated into the collective.
caught lapris and a few others today
Sucks to suck
>>693914196
>not spoofing GPS
>>693914196
Faggot I had sex with your mom in the ass
>>693915813
Where's this?
>>693915810
You're full of shit faggot. Fucking fag
I had sex with your mom
>>693915920
Brooklyn NY
>>693915827
Faggot my mom is a guy
>>693916025
I pooped my pants you fag
>>693916075
Fuck you fg
>>693915920
Shits easy here
>>693915820
mvpost
>>693915931
I shit porygons u fucking Fgt spoof into New York and get one bitch boi I'm dat fucking boi get off my pokedick
>>693916025
fellow brooklynite here, i never seem to find anywhere as bountiful as this, where is that exactly
I quit and deleted my account
>>693916278
I'll poop in your mom's pants fag
>kek
>>693916342
On Kent and north 8th there's a park, so on the water
>tfw small city
>walk through park
>pidgey and ratatta errywhere
That's it, that's all.
Although I saw some grills walk by a convience store today all playing, walked by to see what they got, fuuggin abra, aw yiss.
>>693916342
Where shmorgusborg will be held tomorrow
Ok porygon Pokemon catcher of here fuck op guys night time is best way to catch rares mmmmk use insence at popular locations and landmarks in your area and farm other people's modules of pokefag out nd ohye when catching pokemanz grab ball and spin in circles curve ballzgive more expzzzzz
>>693916595
those are a fucking shitfest
I take it in the ass and I'm pretty proud
>social gaming that relies on gps
This is fucking retarded. You are fucking retarded.
>>693916856
Assgod
>>693914196
Universities seem to be a good place to be. Even in smaller towns you still have some good pokespots.
Japanese Gardens and Museum, shits got waterfalls and rock gardens. man i love rock gardens
I took a shit in my ass
>>693917054
I am
>>693917479
Dats hot
Only 2 things near me and they're at my local park
>>693917712
Time for a late night walk
Here in Utah got close to articuno and zapdos
>>693917994
BASED
A
S
E
D
I love how everyone's pics are late at night and with no battery. Fuck this game.
Alabama here
>>693918095
Ppl here are strong as fuck now
>>693916431
I zozzled. This game is for weaboo faggot manchildren. Go fuck all your relatives you niggers.
Yeah, I only have 4 stops in my town and zero gyms. lol
I resorted to just downloading bluestacks and playing it on pc. It was working great for a while, but now the servers are fucked, or something and no pokestops work, and I can't battle at any gyms, and I can't catch ANY pokemon. The keep escaping each time.
Top of my list so far Bama
How do i find legendaries or eggs?
>>693917994
My friend outside Salt Lake is cleaning up too. Fuck you guys.
>>693918277
You're just jelly
>>693917712
I have literally nothing out here in the styx
>>693918351
Oh yeah mormon temples are gyms haha
how to use lucky patcher for free coins?
>>693918373
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>693918310
Damn Gina, what level are you
>>693918355
>triggered
>>693918527
This
>>693918657
Nah I'm all gravy baby
Anybody having issues with pokestops not giving any items?
>>693914196
Fuck you and all the normie fag and bitches who are flocking to this goddam fad
P.s. reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>693918527
seconded
Team Mystic Fullerton, California here
>>693918590
Because you gave me a (You)
>>693918727
i had that issue a bit today, if you spin it and it doesnt give anything, its probably server lag and you got stuff without it telling you
>>693918491
Its not even that. He caught an abra day 1 and got a nice haul from his apt complex parking lot earlier tonight. I walk around for an hour and get 12 ratatas and 8 weedles
>>693918770
Are all of them high level now?
>>693918727
Sometimes But I just wait for like another minute and it goes
What is this GPS spoofing you speak of??
>>693918848
Did you have any gym issues?
I try battling but it goes back to the trainer/pokemon view as soon as the battle starts. I haven't been able to battle once, also, I stopped being able to catch any pokemon lol.. they all bust out and flee. It's fucking annoying.
>>693918791
(You) shod join the waifu claiming threads anon. Tons of em.
>>693914824
I've met so many people today. Just play the game the way it's meant to be played.
no possible way this could go wrong... like some creeps baiting children... better than candy...
>>693918891
they aren't all high level but you definitely get some that are higher level. you get a pokemon that is 398-419 and evolve it and it will give you one that is 1000+
Does anyone know what pressing on the pokemon game does? I know it makes a little blue circle but does that do anything?
>>693919239
Word
...
is incense any good in an area where you get about a pokemon an hour
back in my day, we played indoor like a bunch of faggots
From my house 1/2
>>693919363
Yeah bro
This guy loves the cock
>>693919372
kek'd
>>693914196
Fuck Pokemon, I'm playing Brave Exvius
>>693919816
More like touching yourself while you cry faggot
I live in the suburbs and the nearest pokestop for me is a fuckin water-tower and a church
Someone had a lure literally outside my house. Go outside and look around, say "hey" cuz we're all playing and just being nice. The faggots don't even address me.
Walk around and go back home and play Pokemon on my DS.
Fuck this
>>693920056
Should've shook your dongle at them violently
>>693919946
I'll suck your dick, faggot
>>693920264
I bet queer
>>693920320
You don't even have to rim me in return but I wont say no if you want to.
>>693919955
lol same every gym in my town are churches
>>693920375
>>693920450
If it will make you feel better you can fuck my grandma.
>>693920375
>>693920320
>>693920264
tu cute :3
I was just watching a Pokémon Go stream where a guy witnessed a murder as he pulled into a church because there was a pokéstop there. Youtube name AlexRamiGaming go to the end of the video to hear it
>>693920684
fake and gay
>>693914196
Where u at? That literally looks like my map right now, road for road
>>693920958
I hope it is fake that sounds scary
>>693918320
Pokestop for eggs legendarys are just "around" mewtwo was on the listed but I never found him when he was up in my area
>>693915352
thats fucking cringy you dont need this autistic game to make friend are world is doomed if we need a game just to connect humanity
Y'all are lucky
I don't even have internet. Can only play at home and friends where I have WiFi. No Pokestops for me
>>693921227
Do you think you might finally have a friend, anon?
>>693915574
It's called PokemonGO
It's a pokemon game that uses internet and GPS to play. As you walk in real life you're in-game character walks too and as you walk you can find pokemons, level them up, fight gyms. It only came out 3 days ago so there's a lot of upgrades to be done to it.
The sad part is that the spawn rates depend on the mobile dates, so those living in rural areas are fucked.
I literally walked for 10 miles and no pokemon found, people at cities can find them every 10 feet :(
>>693921667
same
>>693921671
Only for a second. Then I rape them in the butthole and eat their poop.
>>693915154
Closest pokestop for me is 15 miles away. Almost no pokemon around at all and the only ones I've found were from using incense
>>693916025
The fuck
So when I see people standing around, staring into their phones, what can I do to effectively troll them?
>>693916025
Shit you in New York? I expected more ratatats.
Seriously tho OP, where the fuck are u? Thats my map
Since we are all staying on topic looks what I got today .
Im getting nothing but Rattata, pigeon and fucking weedle over and over and over
Forgot pic
>>693922253
I just caught a Squirtle, just now, lying on my couch with my balls hanging out of my undies. You jelly?
>>693922504
I'll jelly in ur undies
Whats the best/funniest gym or pokestop you've found.
>cow and palm tree
>>693917054
Isn't that the place they talk about in Norse mythology?
>>693915810
>>693922257
Which locations?
>>693916025
What level?
>>693922049
GPS/Signal Jammer. Completely makes it impossible for them to play normally. You can get one pretty cheap on some sites.
>>693922780
Asgaard I think
>>693918373
I have road to drive at least
>>693918866
Where in Utah are you? I too live in Utah, near Logan to be exact
1.Root your phone
2. DL GPS spoofer
3. Move GPS spoofer to your system/apps
4.????
5.Profit!
Pisses me off, what wrong with a Galaxy s5 mini
>>693922929
>Assgod = Asgaard
>Especially if you say it that Scandinavian accent
That's the joke
>>693923181
Use apkmirror
>>693922049
sauce on grill? amazing bod
Not the best for just an evening. But I'd say I did pretty good tonight.
>>693923181
Nigga just download the apk.
>>693922849
Got a egg near the city .
>day 2 of 3 got pic related
>I also caught fish near my fish tank weird .
>>693923341
Saw a random Alakazam tonight too btw.... faggit got away
>>693923322
>>693923382
Thanks, I am curious if there are any players in San Salvador
Nothing is spawning anymore. Don't have internet outside my house so ny progress basically stops here
>>693923459
Do you know what km the egg was at all?
2km's are typically trash
5km's are anywhere between crap to somewhat decent
10km's are fucking good shit.
What even is the point of this game other than just walking around. I installed it, played for about half an hour, and then got really bored.
>>693921855
Well shittt. Not telling you where I'm from now nigger
>>693923725
Never had an egg
Can you give some examples of what can come out?
>>693923725
I've got 5 5km eggs right now. One gave me a horsea. Friend has a 10k. Any example of how jealous I'm gonna be when that hog hatches?
>>693917712
Well with a name like crispy nig, you deserve it.
>>693924027
I think I saw a guy the other day that said he hatched a Lapris and managed to have it around 900cp
>>693923716
Anybody know what I can do?
>>693923725
Yeah it was 5 km
How is the fighting based ? How can you do other attacks ?
why are adults playing a fucking pokemon game
the amount of mobile data that is wasted because of this game must be very high
>>693924027
Back in the beta we saw things ranging from Lapras to Fossil types, starters with extra candy (20x Candy) and in some cases the bottom of the barrel of 10km's are Eevee's with 25x Candy for immediate evolutions.
That said the last one might no longer be in effect fortunately.
>>693924284
Use incensed or try a poke stop to get an egg .
>>693924342
Anything you enjoy wasting isn't wasted
>>693924448
I'd love a poke stop. There's a few near my house, but no internet at 'em
Is there a map somewhere that can help me find places with lots of pokestops? I live in a relatively big town but I like to get away.
>>693923716
I'm sitting at home catching pokemon with incense. I average about 1 pokemon every 5-10 minutes.
>>693924300
Tap for quick attacks, once your meter is full hold down for a few seconds to charge your special attack.
The Pokemon only have 2 move sets, a quick attack move and a power attack move.
Some of us in the beta community have been trying to see if Ditto in any way exists in the game since it only has one move by default (Transform) we have no idea if the developers ever got that far into development to make that work yet or not.
>>693924027
got a Hitmonchan with 20x Candy out of a 10km egg
>>693923716
"Keemstar"
Fucking KEK
>>693917215
Man I love being girl characters in games even though I'm a 400 pound man
>>693924512
Well that's fucking stupid. Get a better carrier, dipshit.
does the cp bar mean anything?
>>693924939
You probably represent about 95% of girl characters across all video games.
>>693924457
Time being spent getting wasted isnt wasted time . Smoke something .
>>693924750
You only get 2 of those though
Thanks for the info on eggs. Next question.. I was trying to do gym battles because I should own this town with all my 400-800 cp pokemon.. all the gyms have shit from 300-350. I would battle and they'd get to about 1% then quit taking damage. The counter would go to 0.. and nothing would happen. Any info on this or just a bug? Tried 4 different gyms tonight, same thing can't ever finish em off even though I'm raping
>>693925051
It's basically level.
aerowhaat
>>693925259
What do the stars mean?
>>693925214
you can buy more in the shop. just tap the little pokeball icon in the bottom center of you screen, then go to shop. you can buy coins for real money than use coins to buy incense.
>>693914196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOWofHI5HZA&feature=gp-n-y&google_comment_id=z13hdxbabpy3iz44y04chz5jvnzswhxyirg0k
>>693925259
Nice! Really want a few Rares. Got a Rhydon, Hypno, Jolteon and Alakazam show up tonight. Would love a scyther/moltres/etc. Anything super cool
>>693925227
am i looking for pokemon with specific spots on the bar? as in a pidgey with full bar to a pidgey with no bar
>>693925492
i got it from a 10km egg yesterday
>>693923181
Im playing on a s5 mini
>>693925215
It's a glitch that was common in the betatesting days of the game. It was known by many as the "1HP Glitch" but in reality its a client/server issue.
It does tend to go away when there is not much lag on the servers, but given the lack of total server resources right now be prepared to see more of it for a few more weeks.
developers have openly stated they're banning APK users and that it's really easy to track them, get fucked apk fags
>>693925444
means favorited pkmon; literally nothing at all
>>693925537
Nah, you can find any level you want. You can even boost the levels of them if you wanted to.
>>693925730
>look everybody! I am trying to bait!
>>693916183
Is that Greenpoint?
>>693925259
Just baLze what ?
Day 3
>>693925444
It's just for sorting favorites.
>>693925730
what does APK mean?
>>693917994
I'm in park city and can't hardly find shit. Everything's so spaced out. My friend went down to salt lake last night just to get some gems. By the look of his loot, you guys are bankin
>>693921735
I can imagine this game will cause a lot of kids to die in traffic incidents
>>693926280
agreed my driving has gotten much worse as a result from checking my phone as well as people walking around with out looking
Driving around is where it's at. Spent about 8 hours over the last few days trying to be the very best.
>>693926634
This .
Just started today. Tfw Canadian tho.
>>693923181
It doesn't work with phones with Intel processors or phones without a gyro in it
Stop bitching bout being in the middle of nowhere, I'm miles away from the nearest pokestop and doing fine
>>693926925
>>693923725
Not necessarily true, I got a squirtle CP165 on a 2km egg
>>693918772
Fullerton fag here also I'm clos to lemon park now
lmao no support for android n
>>693926531
What's the feasibility of doing an "Uber for Pokémons?" Offer to drive people & their friends around for $xyz per hour so they can safely hunt.
>>693923382
After I moved my GPS two times I am unable to catch any pokemon, collect anything from pokestops, or battle at any gyms. It worked the first few times and stopped. is this a ban of some sort?
>pokestop
>>693918772
Was just in Downtown
Shits getting nuts.
10
Valor
Orange
>>693927262
It's simple you have a friend who drives while the other keeps track of both their phone.
I was playing today at a small mall. Me and two other guys converged at a pokestop near a gym. It was kind of funny lol
Also two girls who worked at chick fil a came up to me and started talking about it and told me of a hotspot nearby that had a lot of stuff.
I have a 10km egg but my incubator is currently on a 2km one. :(
I'm in a massive city with hundreds of landmarks, not one wild pokemon, not one pokestop. It must be my game, but I can't fix it.
>>693927343
I heard they patched that exploit quickly. I think your settings are likely conflicting right now. They may have blocked you idk.
i dont normally cheat. but this ia fucking ridiculous.
>small town
>no pokestops for 10 miles
>no gyms as far as i can tell
>have rooted android
>mock mock locations no longer works
> helpme.pls
> pic related but name edited out so i dont get b& by some pokewhiteknightfag
>>693927459
I was in downtown earlier saw legit like 40 people at a park playing
>>693915820
Doesn't work m8.
The moment you turn mock locations on is the moment the app stops "finding" GPS signal
This ones my best.
>>693927646
disable mock locations. use gps only mode. and restart your phone. some people had to restart for settings to take effect in pokemon go. or maybe clear data in app and login again.
>>693927851
ik. people keep saying that. but mock mock locations is totally worthless for pokemon go.
>>693920056
wtf? some people are just so fucking rude bro.
i wouldve said hi
Best so far
>>693916550
of course you didn't make conversation with them you autistic beta fuck
>>693925259
How long have you been playing?
>>693914196
Pokémon is so 1999
>>693914196
My town is straight lit. Met a buncha people today playing PKMGO. Even claimed a gym to end the night.
These are my pokémons, been playing for 3 days
>>693927997
I've already tried all that. I've reinstalled the app multiple times too. It probably has something to do with being in Tokyo.
This town ain't big enough for the both of us
>>693918728
this isn't /r9k/ you fucking cucklord no one asked you to come to this thread
>>693928499
2/4
>>693928592
3/4
>>693927831
I showed up for a comedy show and two of the gyms were in a battle and there was like six lures on. My bud activated one at our theater and people started coming. Even the preformers came out to ask who activated it
went on an adventure today
>>693928702
What do you mean by activated?
>>693928684
4/4
>>693928702
Damn that crazy! I even went to la habra and there was a small group of like 10 random people trying to overtake a gym
>>693918237
Ma nigga
same
>>693928499
>>693928592
>>693928684
>>693928845
Them mankeys tho
>>693928801
>>693928801
Someone has to actually have a lure in their inventory and turn it on at a pokestop. Once that happens anyone in the area can come to it and get the benefits from it. So the preformers noticed it on their games and came out to the line to thank who ever used the lure
>>693924027
met some dude at the gym at this nature trail near my house. he said he hatched one and it gave him a 900+ (idk specifics)
>>693926823
>>693926823
your name reminds me of a friend i have ritsuka/hero haha
How does one get free coins?
>>693929247
But how do you do that?
>>693929080
They're everywhere
>be me
>smalltownfag
>love fighting types
>ratata ratata ratata ratata MANKEY ratata pidgey rhyhorn ratata ratata MANKEY rata-
>see hitmonchan, shit my diaper so bad i need to change
>walk to south end of town, Hitmonchan stays at three footprints the whole time
>walk to west end of town, Hitmonchan stays at three footprints the whole time
>walk to north end of town, Hitmonchan stays at three footprints the whole time
>walk to east end of town, Hitmonchan stays at three DISA-FUCKING-PPEARS
>ratatatatatatatatatatata hitmonchan appears again right before I have to work
>>693914824
Get your ass out there you fucking loser. When have you ever had an easier way to make friends since u were a kid.
>>693919302
I wonder about this as well.
Also, is there a way to tell in which direction the pokémon are?
>>693922097
>>693929359
Make sure you own a lure. When you're at a stop there's a little white slot above the picture
Tap that
You can get lures by leveling up
I have two I haven't used
There's a fountain outside my office building that's a stop and I can just sit at my desk and collect every three minutes
Will try lure then
Tfw no more pokeballs and too lazy to go outside now
>>693929425
how are they really gonna enforce this?
I mean, I really wanna go trigger the businesses that do this shit because realistically:
>they don't own the game, so they can't own something in the game
>you can sit outside the building and they usually appear, so you can catch them anyway
>"wah wah 911? yes they won't buy my McWares but still wanna catch pokemon in a game we don't own, come put them in time out!"
>>693923181
Download the apk. I'm playing on a S5 mini.
>>693927827
GPS shit is getting soft bans that supposedly last for hours. You can't collect from pokestops, can't catch anything, and cant battle at gyms.
It sucks. Us rural folk don't have the fucking gas money to drive an hour to play. lol
My line up
>>693929734
same
my town is dead too buddy dont feel too bad :(
>>693929401
I get the same with ratatata
>>693914196
i am using fake gps to trick this bastard game, any tips for failed location thing while using the fake gps?
It's been a pretty fun day.
>>693930274
It's impossible m8, pokemon go stops working when mock locations is enabled, plus, I think you can get banned
>>693914196
someone just witnessed a murder while playing this on live stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qfYX-W8E3w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoQvu53lS3k
this just happened 30 minutes ago
>>693930274
If you do, choose one place and stick to it. Dont move locations that are too fare from the main location, also set it to where you always appear in the last spot. Otherwise you'll get a soft ban that won't let you do shit but waste pokeballs on uncatchable pokemon.
>>693927519
nigga i work at that amusement park in that image.
shits dope as fuck for farming.
>>693929805
nah thats due to people still trying. i tried. shit didnt work. i reset my phone and turned off mock locations. i asked a friend online to use my account, she got me a few pigeotto and ekans
>>693929698
My job practically runs the gym. The managers buy lunch for the gym trainers who are red team. It's never been lost (current leader is like 2000 something arcanine
>>693929656
thx, I thought he had activated a PokeStop at his will
Caught this guy today in Cali. Lv 380 at first
Im too lazy to walk around so I make my girlfriend catch pokemon when I drive around.
>what else are women for amirite?
My girlfriend has been playing this nonstop for the last couple days when she wasn't working. She's so adorable walking around in her umbreon pajamas.
>>693931125
Fuck, forgot pic.
>>693931126
I do this too xD
>>693929778
The DQ does not own the game, but they can dictate what goes on in their premises. Pokefaggots are wandering into the store to play and leaving without buying anything. The store might be seating outside and players are loitering around and keeping customers from using the tables.
>>693914196
>Live in shitty neighborhood
>6 gyms and 3 pokestops.
>local dealers advertise via pokemon and username in gyms.
>blue gym, three Oddishes.
> $10oz, $20oz $60oz
Wtf is worth $60 an ounce, in L.A? Everyone in this neighborhood is with charlie brown.
>>693931131
This is her
How do I do to level up fast? It took me so long to reach level 5
>>693930500
where's the proof?
>>693930500
Seems like shit. People are dumb asf
>>693931641
here's you proof:
Best way to get coins?
fucken Korea
>>693931701
who's the cutie
>>693931939
why are there literally no roads kek
>>693932014
because dumbass Korean mapping laws
>Pokemon Go
>not Ingress
Ingress is objectively better in every way.
>>693914824
I feel ya man. But these other anons are right. You gotta get out man. Otherwise you'll just be fucking yourself, figuratively and literally.
>>693928448
Mah nigga
This game is so much more fun with friends
>>693918237
FL. Pretty much the same hence why I only have six.
>>693928499
3 days and your highest is 200cp?, should go to the city and get 1000cp easy.
>>693932106
I played ingress, got to level 10 then got bored
rip canadian app store :,)
>>693932315
I'm poor nigga, live in a 'city' of 300,000 ppl, can't get to a city of 1'000,000+ because lazy and no money at the moment
>>693931479
cutie
more pics of her?
I just went for a walk to hit up some local stops, groups of people in cars milking the stops, some dude on a motorbike grinding the stops in a circuit, no kids, all adults. I'm uninstalling. Geocaching is much better than this.
>>693927410
Must be hawaii
>>693932465
Dude I live in a small town in the netherlands with around 100000 people max and I jave gotten a 526 pigeon in three days, also other pokemons around 300
>>693932537
>>693932689
Moar
>>693932689
pls no
this isnt what i wanted
>>693932732
this is tho :)
>>693932789
This is not in my pokedex
>>693932732
>pokeqt2
More like porkerqt.
>>693932853
there is no need to be upset
>>693932645
m8 I live in Mexico, things to do and places to visit are only on big cities (gyms and pokestops), with 500,000+ inhabitants
>>693931015
No the theater itself was a stop
>>693931478
That's fucking gold oh my god
>>693926843
Not true. My galaxy doesn't have a gyro and it works fine except I cant use the camera mode to catch things. So I just use the generic backgrounds during catching/fighting.
>>693930199
>Pokestops everywhere
>Modules in 40% of said pokestops
>No team Valor
Is this Pokemon Go Heaven?
My team so far
>>693933739
is Valor or Instinct more common?
I've seen fuckall of Mystic, but there's a fucking nasty rivalry between Instinct and Valor. Seems to be that your area either has an infestation of Valor or Instinct
Italy
>>693933853
Valor and Mystic seem to be fairly even matched worldwide so far, in my area Valor takes over all the gyms around 4am. I live in Vegas btw.
>>693930500
Don't know if this is real or not but regardless this app does seem kind of dangerous. Not just the fact that people will be distracted while driving etc. but also chasing pokemon could send people places they probably shouldn't be going.
>>693920413
i was kinda pissed, theres a church right next to my house (woulda been able to use it w/o leaving) but they chose some fucking keystone old tiny thing across the street instead >.>
>>693933651
Yeah, I figured something like that too, "holy shit! askfjhslhl!" then sneak out in the frenzy.
