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Secrets thread!

Tell us your secrets and confessions, /b/
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>>693907723

Got my little brother to lick my pussy
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I wanna fuck my cousins nice ass body
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>>693907889
How old were you both at the time, anon?

When did it stop?
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>>693908007
pic?
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>>693907889
That's not a secret, he does it all the time, also at school
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I insert the cotton swabs into my ear canal
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>>693908007
No shit James
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>>693907723
>Be nine
>Have a friend named Olivia
>She a always makes me show dick
>Guess she was being molested
>Watch porn with her a few times
>We end up masturbating each other
>Eventually warm up to sex
>I'm a fag and not really up to it
>She guides me to it
>Force shota cock into her
>Really intense and I have to lean on bed
>Dick eventually achieves orgasm
>No jizz?
>Think I need to force it so it I push hard
>Release bladder inside her
>She hits me and yells
>Don't know what I did wrong
>mfw
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I liked wearing panties and thongs
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>>693907723
I have masturbated every single day since my 12th birthday. I'm almost 20 now.
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>>693908020
He was 3 and I was 8. We did while playing house and I always prentended to be the baby. He licked my pussy when it was time to "change my diaper". We did it 4 times while playing house. Never again after that
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>>693908394
huh. Did you ever do it again with her? Still in contact?
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>>693907723
I can ride a bike with no handlebars
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>>693908497
Thanks. Is it a positive memory now? Does it turn you on?
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>>693908497
I bet he'd do it again if you flirted with him
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I find women and girls online who are into Captain Picard and we watch vids together. i love showing them new things they never saw before and watching them cum to it
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>>693908579
Oh shit nigger, how?
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>>693908546
She stopped talking to me and moved away a month later. I'm 22 now and haven't seen an girl my age nude irl since.
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>>693908676
weird memory. It does turn me on a little but flipped. I love picturing that i'm a little girl and some older man is asking me to suck his dick because it's a part fo the rules for the game

>>693908774
hahaha, I don't think so. He doesn't even remember he was too young adn I don't wanna bring it up.
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>>693908882
that's nothing... I rode it down 3 steps once and into the street and then turned around back onto the sidewalk.

And I was never even mugged by black people
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>>693908579
I can keep rhythm with no metronome
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>>693908497
My older sister did similar things to me. We never talk about it.
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When I was 13 the 4 year old I babysat jerked me off
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Once got a girl pregnant while dating another girl, paid for her abortion, but we fucked like bunnies every day before it.
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>>693909071
> I love picturing that i'm a little girl and some older man is asking me to suck his dick because it's a part fo the rules for the game

Have you ever explored that fantasy with anyone? How old do you imagine yourself?
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>>693907723
A snapping turtle bit my dick when I was five, and I'm afraid of intimacy because there is a small scar.
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>>693908445
Don't worry dude, that will calm down eventually. Typically, I don't masturbate until a day or two after having sex. Then it goes back to once a day before I fall asleep. High sex drive is nothing to be ashamed about.
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>>693909459
a boy or girl? How was it?
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One time I fucked my friends little sister. She wanted me bad and idk why I'm just your average anon.
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Both raped and have been raped
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Im the guy who has been nannying upstate for the divorced mum. The last night of last week I was with them I bathed them and let them sleep in the bed with me with just shirts on. I packed a loose fitting pair of silk boxers and had them cuddle up to me while I read them a story laying between them. The younger one fell asleep but the older one started playing with my boxers and eventually put a hand down there on my leg. She was just testing the waters I think on how far she could get into my pants and I let her then she fell asleep. So did I. Looks like next week will be very interesting. A full week of loose silk boxers for sure.
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>>693909071
why would you bring that shit up?

just tease the shit out of him so he boners all the time.

Do things like threaten to join him in the shower if he doesn't hurry up.
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>>693909474
How the fuck did that happen?
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>>693907723
I think those two black persons were killed with no reason and think the cops should be arrested.
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>>693909905
Havent been here for a while, anon. Can you give us the background? How old are they?
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>>693909780
Prolly just hormones. Hit the gym if you want to feel justified next time something like that happens.
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I am from /pol/ and frequently leave the containment board.
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>>693909474
Ever heard the phrase "chicks dig scars"?

Also post dick
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I'm currently searching for a audio file. It's fake but I still get off hard to it and I lost the one I got from here a couple years back. It starts with you being in a mall and running into a little girl who has lost her mom. The audio is only her responses as well as passable background noise to make it seem believable. You get her to follow you to the bathroom by the promise of ice cream which she must suck out of you. She does so obediently. Then you set off to help her find her mom. The end. I seriously have to get off to it again.
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I fucked my cousin in my grandmas house when we went up there for the 4th. She also gave me a hand job while we were sitting on the couch in the living room, while her mom and dad our grandma and my sister were in the room. We were under blankets so no one noticed... Hopefully
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I want to have sex with Mari
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>>693910138
It's okay,everyone does.
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>>693909474
just tell your g/f that your dick is named scarface and is a mobster

tell her you can make a bunch of the white stuff for her to snort
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>>693907723
Im 18 and have. never kissed a girl or had a gf
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I still feel extremely guilty for not getting hurt more in an IED roadside bomb attack in Iraq/2006. My driver will have to walk with a cane for the rest of his life and I am still serving.
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>>693910146
I know what you're talking about since I've heard it. I think I remember listening to it on vocaroo and ripping it from there. I eventually deleted it since It didn't do anything to me anymore.
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I am a closet /b/tard
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>>693910146
That was no audio....... lurk more it is in a k mart I believe.
But you need to have FBI clearence.
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>>693910255
hey buddy welcome to the club cookies and punch is by the door
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>>693910185
I want to watch other peoples waifu's get bbc so I can call them cucks and laugh at them
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Whenever I wake up in the mornings to take a dump, I give myself a slight slap to confirm I am indeed awake...wouldn't want to wake up to realize I shit my pants.
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>>693909973
I found it in my backyard and sat down next to it to get a better view. I had like half an inch of foreskin hang off, so it didn't actually bite my head, but still.
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I think the pickles on mcdonalds cheeseburgers taste good
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>>693910255
Just don't get fat dude. Getting fat makes it worse.
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>>693910380
I'll Try my hardest to lurk through it but if you can somehow obtain it faster based on your memory your help would be much appreciated
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I go on omegle and show pizza over the cam giving some girls first taste of pizza. sometimes they get really into it.
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>>693910273
Have you talked to anyone about this IRL?
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>>693910394
your parents will never understand why you made your waifu look like rainbow dash and gave her a penis
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one of my testicles hasn't fully dropped. Bane of my life.
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>>693910399
Hmmmmmm this clearance you speak of.
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>>693910410
>>693910632
I just want someone to love :(
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>>693910671
Can't help you. I know it was one of the "famous" voice fags that appear on /b/ every now and again but I just don't remember.
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>>693910082
Sure thing.

So I started nannying for this recently divorced mum who is struggling to make ends meet. She works overnight as a nurse. This is my third week gone of nannying them and they are 7 and 11. I basically come and collect them from school, take them to their house and the mum goes to work at 5PM, I take care of them until the morning. I get them off to school in the morning before the mum comes home at 10am.
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>>693909303
I can end the world in a Holocaust
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>>693907723
I want to be Dominated, forced to dress like a girl regularly, wear a vibrating buttplug and a chastity cage full time, and get fucked in the ass regularly.
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>>693910011
>spot the nigger
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>>693910876
Damn but you did give me a lead so thanks for that. I was in said "famous" thread at one point. Shit was alright.
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>>693911046
who doesn't
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>>693910537
Huh, just stupid kid shit. Makes sense. Glad you didn't lose your dick dude. That woulda sucked balls. That's all that would have been left anyway.
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>>693910894
I can lead a nation with a microphone
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>>693910781
No. Regardless of what everyone says, its looked upon as weak to do that. Especially in the USMC. Not PTSD or anything... just guilt so I just deal with it.
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>>693908098
She has a bigger ass than in person and has amazing boobs
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>>693910879
Post pics of the mom, anon.
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>>693911077
>spotted the neckbeard
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>>693910507
Dude, like, legit?
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>>693910867
Get a hobby. Go to the gym. It will happen eventually. Put yourself in tough situations and you'll learn eventually. Nothing gets easy until you've practiced it a shit ton, even talking to girls.
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>>693911121
Only fags and liars don't, anon
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>>693910879
both girls? How far do you think you'll let things go?

Remember she might have a hidden camera
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>>693911266
got none
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>>693911384
same but not fucked in ass
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Do any of the old-time anons lurk here? Wondering about bbq-mom and slender in particular
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I once beat a kid to near death and left,him in a park
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>>693911690
Different strokes I guess
Mostly mean dildos and whathaveyou
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>>693911258
Picture*
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>>693911360
not that person but what do you recommend for exercise im thinking of biking to places instead of taking car
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>>693911961
Strength Training
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>>693910273
Form of survivors guilt. It's alright man, everything happened for a reason. Maybe you have a higher purpose. Thank you for serving and protecting this country
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>>693911578
As far as they let them want to go. I'm good, the mom is a massive man hater and is in a space at the moment that lets me explore the psychology of the situation. (I'm a studying Psych at the moment) We've had conversations along the lines of that it is okay to bathe them and okay to bond with them as the older one starts to mature and she's even said that she is getting a little crush on me. So I think she is oblivious to me taking advantage of the situation. Which to be honest, I am not really doing that directly. The natural flow of the situation lead her right into my pants after some minor assistance from me. I'm good as far as getting found out goes, I think lol. But I am more getting kicks out of the curiosity aspect rather than any type of forcing myself into the situation.
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>>693911248
It's a shame that's the case. You're prolly not a catholic fag, but confessing to a priest has helped me through a lot of things that I couldn't confide to other people. Not to mention, /b/ is always here for you bro.
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>>693911961
It's a good plan, actually. Make sure you have a reliable way of carrying stuff though so that you can go shopping that way.
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>>693908881
mods
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>>693912310
she initiated the pants thing? Completely on her own?

Any chance you could live the dream and get the mom involved?
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>>693912310
Do you have anything more to say about your adventures? I'm copying it down so I can masturbate to it later.
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>>693912756
what's wrong with watching Star Trek on Omegle?
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I licked and rubbed my sisters pussy for 4 years. Started when she was 8. I am 4 years older. She obviously remembers. She is 38 now and still single. I suspect i fucked up
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My girlfriend's roommate gives me blowjobs and I feel guilty but i don't think I can stop.
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>>693912960
why did it stop?
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>>693912960
Do you ever talk about it? How does she treat you?
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I am a 19 year old non virgin.
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>>693912960
You are the answer to life, the universe and everything.
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Every Halloween, I pass out strips of paper with the url to /b/, mixed up with the candy.
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I think a friend of mine about 3 years younger grew up to be cute but for several reasons I shouldn't do anything about it.
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>>693912960
How did it start?
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I lost 3k gambling and took out a loan to cover it. My GF doesn't know and if she did she'd be disgusted.
I love bestiality. I think women who wouldn't consider fucking a dog or pleasuring a horse are boring and have thus far coaxed 3 women into heavily fantasising/borderline doing it.
I cheated on my GF when we were first together; got a handy off some slut with massive tits and blew my load on them.
I'm in the military and frequently fiddle the claiming system so I make a shit ton of money and they don't know.
I am secretly in love with a Muslim woman I've been friends with since I was a kid, and I'm almost 100% she is with me, but neither of us can do anything, plus I wouldn't want to defile her with my sick bestiality fetish.
I think sexism and racism don't exist to the extent people believe; people just use them as a method of garnering sympathy and attention.
When I was 5 until 10 me and this girl were fucking and messing around, only found out recently she was being abused by her granddad so that's how she knew what she was doing, so I was effectively raped, but I'm not too bothered about it.
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>>693913102
I didnt. She did. I went away to boarding school and went came back she avoided me. Locked doors when getting dressed and having bath etcc..:-(
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>>693912778
Well, define on her own. It was her own conscious decision to put her hands in my pants. But I completely stacked the deck by bathing them, making sure they dressed only in a shirt and had them sleep in the same bed with them. I could have worn more clothes but I just had loose boxers and no shirt. I call that manipulation of the situation to allow her to put her hands in my boxers. No hope with the mum, shes kind of a bit grotesque and not what I am into. The whole scenario of sexual exploration of older one is what I am getting boners over at the moment.
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>>693913119
Never spoke about it ever. See each other regularly. Fight a lot but we get along sortof. She is very good friends with my wife.
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>>693913492
yeah yeah, but you gotta fuck em both, your dick will gap two generations
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I'm voting for Trump because I don't want a woman prez. Oh, and I'm also a Mexican nigger.
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>>693910255
23 and on same boat. :)
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>>693912834
That is kind of it at the moment. The only bit of substance in the situation. But after next week I suspect I'm going to have a lot more to talk about.
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I want to tie my girlfriend up and rape her violently, choking her and cannibalizing her as I am penetrating her ass (She hates anal). But come now, I am an upstanding citizen and of course we all have to follow the law. I do love her, don't think I'm mean or anything. She's just so tasty looking.
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>>693912677
i will, just gonna take a backpack with my cel charger thats it and grocery isn't much of a problem since i might rooming with my friends or a cousin
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>>693913727
if you update, you gotta post it on /b/ name the post like silk boxers, so we can know its you
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>>693913846
pretty sure many want to so don't feel too guilty
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>>693913294
Started in the bath. I asked her to show pussy and asked if I could touch. Had to make up more and more elaborate excuses. Playing doctor literally, pretending to be photographer. When i got pubes etc we still bathed together but only when parents gone. My brother who is a bit younger actually caught us once.
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>>693913382
Pour your life out why don't you.
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>>693912227
I know what it is, nothing happens for any reason though. Appreciate the kind words though. Rare around these parts.
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>>693911248
great another fag whose not comfortable enough with his masculinity to go and talk about his problems like a normal person because hes afraid of being seen as weak. you shouldve died in that accident
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>>693912960
How far did you go?
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>>693913929
Yes. Fuck. I'm so worried I'll miss the update thread and not know what happens
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>>693913929
ive been in this secrets threads a few times, but I'll name as silk boxers. I was thinking of trying to get some pics or something but taht might be a bit dangerous.
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>>693914126
I'd recommend against it.
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>>693910457
I want my wife to cuck me so I can eat her cream pie afterward.
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>>693914261
You must be smart. Cuckholding is the intellectual fetish.
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>>693914126
dont have to say exact age,but is this "legal"
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>>693910212
im awarding you with reddit gold for being funny.
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>>693914344
what makes you say that
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>>693914112
Remmeber the last time like yesterday. We didnt bath together anymore because had become a bit risky, with her being 12, ut i did walk in on her i bath and said that i had something new to show her after parents had left to go out and that she had to be 'ready'c I asked her if she new what I meant and she washed between legs. Diamonds right there. She dressed and came into my room voluntarily which was ahuge turn on as she had already started avoiding a bit. Continue?
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>>693914553
It's a meme you dip

http://www thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/07/29/cuckolding-the-sex-fetish-for-intellectuals.html
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>>693907723
i can see peoples auras that tell me what kind of person they are, (hardened cops sometimes have this sense) if i was not conce trating just by touching someone i can know how they will die, rarely when.
i also can see death when it passes by.
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>>693914664
yesss
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>>693914063
wasn't an accident by any means. Comfortable enough with my masculinity, but going to talk about "issues" is still seen as weak and can still end a career. 20+ years going and I am not going to get booted because I couldn't handle things. If i died at least my family would have been set for life lol
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>>693914815
prove it, read me.
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>>693913929
I want to rob a bank so I can go to federal prison
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>>693913382
Wow...Y-You win...
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>>693914912
oh sure over the internet where you are not in front of me in person.

>fucking dumbass.
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>>693914344
Math degree so yeah lel
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I eat people. My hunger is never satisfied, I wish someone ended me and my sickness. This is the only place with more fucked up people than me.
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>>693915017
make sure to use a non semi/full automatic weapon, they have full range to take you down, also be very cooperative during the heist, but not to cooperative
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>>693909458
Are you attracted to her?
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I robbed a store 4 days before I nigged out and pulled a gun on a cop
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>>693909467
No I haven't explored it with anyone. I picture myself as a 10 year old
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>>693914815

I have this ability. Just I can only read people for who they really are.
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>>693914344

*pseudo-intellectual fetish.
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>>693915278
When we were younger, yes. She was actually a half-sister that didn't enter my life fully until I was 10.
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>>693907889
>>>693907723 (OP)
>Got my little brother to lick my pussy

Tits and timestamp faggot.
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>>693915376
lol man I'm not here to be bully, put are you mentally retarded?
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>>693914853
Not much interest but will see if improves. I pit chair in middle of my room and started taking pictures with parents camera. Well just pretending to take them. Staterd with fully dressed prudish poses. She wore short nighty and panties and then gradually got her to undress. By en had small bcup breast and a few light brown curly pubes which i had never seen before....
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My secret is I had it coming because I went for my gun.
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>>693908881
Is Captain Picard a tv show?
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>>693909875
it both is and isn't your fault, respectively

elaborate?
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>>693915205
Naw no weapons. That's an extra 5 years per charge.
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>>693915363
Is it a game where it's completely innocent for you? Or do you know it's naughty and sexual but you play along because it's a game and you want to win?

I'd love to explore this one with you if you're interested.
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I had sex in the missionary position for the duel purpose of procreation and pleasure. It's something I have to deal with every day.
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>>693910410
Am I welcome too? Punch sounds good
19 yo and I haven't even as little as hugged a girl
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>>693915487
Nope, I just kinda get this vibe that tells me about someone. I help my mates out with it all the time. I'm amazing at reading if a relationship will work out.
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>>693915607
in a sense.
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>>693915546 Cuck Thread
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>>693915635
I think he raped someone and had been raped by someone.
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>>693915311
This need to spread like wild fire.
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When I was 14 I lost my virginity to a 28 year old. We are still dating and im 16 and he's 30 now.
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>>693913846
i identify with this on some level
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>>693907889
What's his name?
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>>693915726
>duel purpose
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>>693912310
It is totally wrong for you to allow things to progress even if they initiate it. Children of that age become sexually curious but that does not mean they are capable of informed consent.
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>>693915635
I was raped at 7 by my older brothers friend while staying the night, went over again because I was 7 and din't know what happened and it happened again

I raped by best friend while staying over at his house, we've always "played" around but not gone full out, so one night, while he was asleep I flipped him over and pounded him, we were alone and he screamed and resisted. there's more to this story if you want it(I got hard while typin this lol)
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>>693915911
This was how I lost mine too, but he went to prison. Oops
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>>693915502
More more more
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>>693913186
kek
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>>693910484
Kek
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>>693908020
>>693908098
>>693908546
>>693908676
>>693908774
>>693909664
>>693911266
>>693912778
>>693913102
>>693913294

Look at the creeps killing the mood. Can't even list every one there so many.
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>>693909071
>weird memory. It does turn me on a little but flipped. I love picturing that i'm a little girl and some older man is asking me to suck his dick because it's a part fo the rules for the game

legit one of my ageplay fantasies. have done. highly recommend.
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>>693915755
cool man
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>>693916190
You didn't highlight my posts anon.
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im not gay but told the girl i loved that i was, cause i was too afraid to tell her i liked her and contemplated suicide over it
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>>693915502
Anyway not much interset so will stop. She also admitted to me that she had done similar stuff with a friend of hers and friends two brothers when she was 9 or 10. I wasnt that big i to the cuckhold thing then but wish i had asked more about what they did. The friend was hot as fuck. I tried to get the friend involved when she slept over and spied on hem in bathroom but by parents were around so nothing happened.
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>>693916432
How old are you, and how do yo u know her?
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>>693916432
This is the most autistic thing I've read all day.
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>>693916585
kek
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>>693916432
Kek explain the logic behind that
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>>693915725
Both actually! But I think I have fantasized more about it being innocent for me.

One fantasy I have is it being innocent for me but then half way figuring kind of figuring out that it's not so innocent but going along with it cause the older guy is enjoying it stroking my hair and treating me well.

How do you wanna explore it?
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>>693916062
>"I raped my best friend"
>"He screamed and resisted"
>"I got hard typin this lol"
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Dated an older girl when I was ten and thought I was hot shit, got dumped later on when I hit puberty. Reported her to the police and it turns out she was with multiple boys. I'm still not sure how to feel about it.
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>>693916736
top kek
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>>693910686
liiieesss
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>>693916736
I got hard reading it. Your point?
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>>693916736
A.) I did say I raped him
B.) once he was able to get off he went to the bathroom came back laid down on his stomach with his ass lubed
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>>693909905
Nice anon, saw your story from the other day. Good luck, as someone who has lived the dream with an ex gf's sister I can offer the advice of just go with it and let it flow. They need to be into it and they will keep quiet over it because it feels like it is in their little world. Another word of advice, if you're going to try and put it in her ass, lube, oil make it as wet as possible.
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I think I may have raped my best friend but I'm not entirely sure
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>>693915461
Newfag, this isn't a situation where you ask for tits and timestamp or gtfo
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>>693910686
I don't get why you even do this. Why would they even get into it?
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>>693916734
Hmm I see you've thought this through... innocent is good, though most 10 year olds would know that it wasn't so innocent unless they'd been really sheltered. Still, no rules in a roleplay

Like the hair stroking. And telling you you're a good girl.

Exploring is up to you. Discussion, roleplay, etc. It can be fun to open up with someone.
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>>693909214
this is make up fiction, there is no plausible way you did that. i mean physics bro. I know /b/ is for jokesters but you are taking it all a little too far don't you think. to think that you managed this feat is unimaginable, like trying to bite your own teeth or see the back of your eyeballs. you silly billy, you think posting here is a game, it is for serious shit posters and kekbois, not you and you half thought out fanciful stories. next you will be saying that jesus save and guns are safe and that you managed to get out of the freindzone, haha thats right i am right up to date on my memes, ive been studying them for the last 15 years, better luck next time, like drake says "you played a game on yourself foolish guy"
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>>693917073

1.) I know
2.) Okay
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>>693917230
most just skip, but some are intrigued. Or turned on. You'd be surprised. Especially when it's a group on cam discussing what they see
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>>693914815
I can change my aura on a whim to trick people like you. And I know when you're doing it.
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>>693916062
>>693916736
>>693916913
>>693917073
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>>693917482
have you seen those big jug vids lately.. Why.. I have no idea, I don't get it
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>>693917230

contrary to the popular myth, there are many female pedos.
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>>693917581
what
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>>693917581
big jug vids? no... explain
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>>693917238
Yeah you're right. It's a mix of both but sometimes I find myself loving "innocent" me falling into these sexual situations. Yeah I loooove hair stroking and in general the guy acting dirty and bad but showing signs of being caring or tender. You know I was actually molested by two older male cousins. And one time my family went to visit a family (they were family friends) and their son (age 25) monsted me as well...... I wonder if this led to have these fantasies and always wanting an older male for a partner.

Anyways I'm up for exploring it with you. How would be do it though?
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>>693916132
>>693915502
Once completely naked i showed her a really old sex manual i had found in parents room. Mostly text but a few drawings. I asked her if she wanted to try them and asked her to pick. She chise missionary with legs open so i rubbed her pussy with my raging hardon for a few minutes. Could actually feel her getting wet and she made pelvic grinding movements but i never penetrated. My precum was all over her pussy and beteeen her wet oussy it made kong sticke strands everytime i moved away. We then dod doggy for a while before i got her on her back and started to muff her. I remeber constantly asking her if she was ok and if i should stop. She never begged me to go on but said that she felt tingling fealing in tummy and that i could go on. I then asked her if she wanted to take me in her mouth which she wasnt too keen on. Eventually conviced her to lick my glans a few times but she seemed freaked out by then. It ended with her lying open legged on end of the bed while i jerked off and came all over her by then very wet pussy. Would give anyting to relive that night. Any questions are welcome.
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>>693914815
same. my mom too.
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>>693917722
>>693917729
Someone keeps playing vids of this chick on cam with gigantic norks. A very obvious badly cropped vid.
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>>693917135
>>693917124

>greentext
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I once danced like no one was watching, while people were watching.
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Had a childhood friend who was the same gender. We discovered masturbation together, and would jack each other off at a very young age. Kept it secret. We had a falling out and never talked again. To be completely honest still never been gay to this day.
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>>693917861
First time i have ever shared. O to be 16 again
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>>693917857
How old were you when the cousins and other guy did stuff to you? what did they do?

We can talk via email on (sv4pttz82b at snkmail dot com) or some other method if you prefer.
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>>693908445
I masturbate 3 times a day dude and I am almost 28. My first fap was at 6 but it seriously started at 11.
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>>693910834
You need to go to the dr and get treatment for this. Had same thing never dealt with now I'm 34 and can't have kids.
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>>693917861
Me and my best friend also fucked each other in the ass when we were about 11 or 12, but not in a gay way really. We just couldnt get pussy. And i think I raped another good friend of mines sister when i was 21. A, seriously fucked up
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>>693918345
Do you have other issues, like low T or anything?
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...I masturbated 44 times in 3 days
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>>693918016
oh yeah. some awful vids shown there, usually badly cropped, obvious recordings
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>>693918531
My record is 7
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>>693918550
its fuckin up my style, I was on a hot streak of 19 cumshots in 12 days but today was barren
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My father is a really weird, socially awkward, angry person who is very difficult to even be around for two seconds. It's really fucked me up, not being able to be comfortable around your dad and all, and I sometimes wish I had a different dad. I have no other complaints about him as he is/was a great father in all other regards. I just have major anxiety issues as well because of it I'm pretty sure.
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>>693918793
Only thing you can do is break the cycle. Be socialble around your kids and don't fuck them up.
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>lied on a polygraph and beat it
>also I'm a sex offender technically
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i hocked a loogey on my brother's pillow when i was really pissed off at him, i was like 21 when i did this and feel like an ass.
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>>693918599
I think mine is 19
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>>693918462
How do you think you raped her? Rape is rape
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Cheated on my girlfriend at a party while she was passed out beside me on the couch, I looked at her face when I came. Fond memory.
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>>693918793
I had real bad social anxiety due to having a distant, I've since then developed a second personality to "Switch" to if I need to be not social anxious and awkward around people, my girlfriend of 7 months hasn't talked to me ever
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>>693918960
You fucking monster. You better off yourself.
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>>693917238
>>693917857

Experice with older male cousin. Let's call him S

>7 years old
>went to visit relatives in another country
>greeted uncles and aunts and had dinner. After dinner all the kids went into the other room to watch movies.
>sitting beside older male cousin who puts his arm around me
>Kind of rubbed the side of my boob
>later he put his hand on my upper thighs and was just rubbing them. Eventually he makes his way to my vagina and was rubbing it
>did this for a bit. My other cousins say they are bored and wanna play outside. S's younger sister asks if he wants to come to the park with them
>he says no right away. I don't respond but she didn't even bother asking me, she left as soon as she got his response
>I forget how it lead up to this point but he picked my pussy. First just through my underwear but then eventually my bare pussy.
>I remember being so excited bc it was the first time I ever felt a sensation like that
>asks if I want to see his penis. I panic and say no right away. He takes my hand and guides me to his penis where he makes me stroke his bulge.
>he unzips his pants after a bit and makes me stick my hands inside his underwear and stroke it (he didn't take them off tho)
>asks once more do you want to see. Again, I say no. Then he asks if I can rub his bulge against me.
>rubbed his dick on my pussy (still had underwear on)
>he came eventually I just forget the details
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>Be me
>was camping with friends a while back
>TimeForDrinks.png
>drunk as fuck wake up on campground picnic table
>Stumble blindly tward capsite
>INEEDTOSHIT.wav
>Somehow manage to shit right on friends tent
>Next day
>Friend: "WHAT THERES SHIT ON MY TENT!"
>Remember last night
>me:"oh gross thats probably from a bear!"
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>>693907723
Op is fag, fucking piece of faggot dick sucker anal vaccum shove your thread up your wide diameter shithole you fag fuck
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>>693907723
I've been paying a friend of mine money for the past two years to sleep with his girlfriend... I am a loser.
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>years ago
>be poor fag
>had to sleep on a bed with my sister
>had giant DD tits
>sometimes at night she'd roll onto me
>would look forward to the days she took a shower, as she slept braless
>jizzed in my shorts so many times at night with those soft titties all over me.
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>>693918894

Yeah, I will try. I definitely don't want to pass this curse on to anyone and will probably not have kids if I feel like I won't be able to be emotionally available enough for them. It is exhausting as a kid trying to deal with two adults who you constantly have to walk around on eggshells around so that they don't freak out at the slightest challenging of their authority and worldview...I always felt as if I was handling two extremely explosive devices.
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>>693919144
hot story. this was before you got your brother to lick you? Is this a good memory now too?
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I have an extreme rape and lizard-woman fetish. Please help me.
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>>693918793
Look to other older adults, male or female, as role models if you find your dad lacking. Grew up without a dad in a family full of women but found plenty of good qualities in people to look up to. Nobody is perfect, but everybody has something to teach you.
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>>693907723
Ive been cucking your dad over the last 4 weeks
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>>693918985
This was mid 90's. Things werent exactly e same as now. I was very drunk and she was semi lassed out. I had just fucked a friend of her and she another of mupy friends. He and I had arranged to swop and the girl I fucked allowed him. She wasnt that keen though. Said no a few times and semi resisted but eventually I penetrated. I didnt go on for long as she was obviously not into it. She and her whole family removed me fro. Their facebooks a few years back so i suspect something was said.
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i eat ass
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>>693907723
i had sex with an unconcious girl once. she got blackout drunk, and have no idea it happened
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>>693918957
.... go on.
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I have a fetish for something I call a "Soul sucker"

>Soul suckers are an immortal female succubus

>they use souls of men to retain their demonic youth and beauty

>The soul sucker will kill you by stealing your life force as you cum inside it

>they store the excess (cum) in their tits

> any female ages 5-70 can be converted into a Soul sucker

>females are converted when a Soul sucker's demonic cum reaches their soul

>The soul sucker uses a special tube hidden in an orifice to secrete the demonic fluid into an orifice of a woman

>a Soul sucker will target any makes from ages 5-100

> The larger the breasts of the infected female, the greater number of souls she has stolen

> a Soul sucker will also attack females to steal their youth

> a Soul sucker can paralyze a victim with a special saliva

>The tubes in the vagina/anus can expand wide enough to swallow a human

> a Soul sucker can hypnosis if she stolen enough souls

Soul suckers are the last thing you want to fuck!
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>>693919613
This was pretty common where i come from
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>>693916767
she cheated on you so she got what she deserved a betrayal
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I have fried my brain with drugs and alcohol. Specifically molly, tons of pot, mushrooms, cocaine, etc... I think the molly did it.

I used to be a bright person, and I'm still academically decent, but I have this fucking glazed over look 24/7 from all the dope.

Don't do drugs kids.
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>>693919613
MODS MODS RAPE
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>>693909214
I was mugged by a nig but happened to have empty pockets that moment. He made off with shit
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>>693919659


Isn't this basically a ridiculous succubus
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I have a girlfriend but desperately wanna be fucked again by the first dick I ever sucked
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>>693907723
I'm horny 24/7.18 years old,dream about sex think about sex I cant get my mind away from sex I need professional help.My boners last 2 hours.I jack off twice daily
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passed out drunk at a party and woke up on my friend's couch soaked in (i assume) my own piss. Noped the fuck out of there ASAP then when my guilty conscience made me try and patch things up they wouldn't even talk to me to let me apologise or pay for a cleaning/replacement.
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>>693919659
D: oh shit this is literally my fetish
>be me young femanon
>meet older dominant succubus
>become her apprentice
>teaches me her succubus ways
>together we consume mens souls
>at night she holds me and promises to keep me safe from the crusaders
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Once my wife passed out on ambien and wine, and I let my friend play with her tits. He squeezed them, sucked them, and even slapped his dick on them and titty fucked her. We didn't want to clean up if he came on her, so he finished himself off in the bathroom. He left and then I jerked off. I want to do it again, but that was months ago and she hasn't been that out of it since.
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>>693919721
<_<

what
im about to try molly
details.
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>>693919347
Okay, will try.
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I get hard by the thought of my girlfriend cheating on me and fucking another man, I also want to watch strangers fucking her but she would leave me if I told her.
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>>693919335
This was before I got my brother to lick my pussy. That was a year later when I was 8 but I never did it again.

This is actually a good memory unlike the one with my brother. That one was weird and I remember for years whenever the thought would come in my mind I would force myself to think of something different.

I remember feeling good when my cousin did it. I don't remember all of my feelings but I know I tried to be alone with him several times. My friend once told me that it may seem like I wanted it but he probably manipulated the situation to seem that way. I asked one time but framed it as something that my other cousin had told me haha I was way to embarrassed to admit it was actually me. She said be it was a child in that situation they wouldn't have wanted it and were tricked. Idk though, when I think about it I think I wanted be be near him and wanted him to lick my pussy.

I didn't feel bad when t happened. Went home feeling fine. Then when I turned 13 j felt bad and even contemplated telling my mom but never did because I was too scared. After a week or two of thinking about it I dropped it and never thought about it again. I think it's a good memory though because I experienced new sensations and enjoyed it.
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>>693920044
I just did a shitload of it. would just stay away from it, but if you do do it...don't redose and don't take more than .13 or so. It will be the hardest thing in the world not to redose, but just don't.

There are a lot of studies out there that confirm it can fry you.
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>>693919724
me and a friend went to his ex and a few of her friends. she was smokin hot now btw. after a while, i was in the kitchen, she came up to me and told me i was fucking hot. so she started making out with me.
i started drinking when the others were wasted.
and you know how it ended. im sure she was down with it, if sh could hold her liquor
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>>693907723
I've been pimping the shit out of my Asian girlfriend to the white guys at my University. I feel so bad now everytime I see her but the money she makes is really good.
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>>693907723
i was the one who closed the pool
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>>693920193
glad it's a positive memory. Same true of the 25yo friend of family?

how old are you now, btw? sexually active?
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>>693918022
>gf sister 10, me 28
>one night have to take care of her
>she showers, then I shower
>come out with just towel shes running round the house naked
>wtf
>"catch me, catch me"
>run a couple of meters towel drops
>she turns around
>"wow..... can I play with it?"
>okay..
>sit back on the cabinet thats behind me
>starts to stiffen
>"what do I do?..."
>put it in your mouth
>"like this?"
>now some hand like this
>goes on for about 5 minutes
>getting stronger and faster
>Im gonna cum
>stop..... stop...
>have to force her off with a wet *pop* sound
>look down, hoping I haven't cum
>dick starts spraying jets everywhere
>"wow..."
>don't ever say anything and you can keep playing with my cock

started from there
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>>693919659
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>>693920256
sure bud, try to justify rape.
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>>693907889
Sister?
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Op is a faggot, but then again i think everyone knows that :(
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There is one girl I've been going after for nearly 2 years that has been semi-leading me on. At first I liked her because she was funny and cute but as time has gone its become more about just wanting to fuck her one time.
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>>693920193
You may have said but how old are hou now? Married?
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I really want to fucking my girlfriends beat friend.

So much do that u try and get creep shots when we hang out (nothing decent yet) and one time I went inside her and her fiancees house to use the bathroom, grabbed a pair of used panties, and jacked off with them
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i stabbed a homeless man to death once. he was ODing when i walked past him, and i allways wanted to know what it felt like. it was in the local news as a stabbing. they didnt mention that he OD'd
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>>693920424
>fucking more please
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>>693920803
>homeless man's death made the news
liar
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>>693920803
I don't imagine the top-tier CSI guys come out for a homeless mans death. See a dead guy with stab wounds, he prolly died of a stabbing.

How did it feel? Will you assult someone in the future?
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>>693920803
What did it feel like?
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I cheated on my SAT and got into Harvard/Princeton/Yale
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I've grinded with my 10 yo niece. Thought if I've done it once I wouldn't want to do it again. I was wrong.
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>>693921047
I would consider keeping yourself away from her as much as possible without raising suspcion from anyone.
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Not really a secret because a lot of people know but I've never told my family:

When i was deployed to Afghanistan I killed a kid. He was running ammo to his father who was shooting at us so I shot him. Dad freaked out and ran to him then shot him. Wanted to go home after that.
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i masturbated on chatroulette with my sister on the other side. chatroulette in my country had like 10 people online, so it was easy to find her when i knew she was on.
she was fingering herself and sweettalking about my cock.

before i started, i hung up a black sheet on the wall behind me.
i went to bed and was waken by her looking through my wii-games.
the sheet was still hanging at the wall behind the chair.
she looked pissed, and we have barely had any contact for almost two years. and we used to be close.

also my parents never smile at me anymore. i might be paranoid.
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I've been fooling around with a married woman.
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>>693921007
it felt kinda stabby
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>>693920388
What do you think? If I think I think I tried to be alone but idk... I was only 7?

The family friend experience:
>forget my exact age but I know I was a kid. Maybe 10 or 11?
>anyways finished dinner and my brothers and I are down in the basement with this guy playing video games.
>I forget how it lead up to this point but he asks if we want to play hide and seen in the dark?
>we all agree so he makes his brother be the one who had to go upstairs, count to 20, and then try and find us.
>turns off the lights. I'm hiding in this storage room with him and my brother.
>all of a sudden I feel hands go on my waist. I knew it was my other little brother bc he had been hiding on the opposite side of the storage room and these hands were bigger and I could smell cologne.
>moves hands up and down my wais and hips and then up to move boobs were he groped them and starts rubbing them.
>I hear him whisper in my ear to be quite
>lifts my shirt up and rubs by boobs
>I can feel him rubbing his dick on my butt
>after a he's done with the boobs be rubs my pussy through my jeans
>unzips, sticks hand it underwear and rubs my pussy.
>he tried to stick a finger in and this is where I got scared and barged out of the room
> I ran upstairs to the washroom
>I just stayed there for a it and then oddly enough thought to myself "wow I attracted this guy I guess I'm attractive"
>anyways, go back down the lights are on and he asks me if I'm okay
>I say okay. Later when my brothers are preoccupied with a game he pulls me aside and asks me to never tell anyone this happen. I promised that I wouldn't telly anybody.
>later I remember wanting to play hide and seek again but it never happened
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>>693921444
>checked
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>>693921444
>
get your shit together trips
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>>693921419
I'll never understand the taboo of killing children in the military, especially when they've been taught to hurt you/other people.

>>693921444
top fucking kek anon
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my cousin sexually abused me and if I killed him or told anybody it'd fuck my extremely traditional family up and I actually give a fuck more about them than I do myself.
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I have an 11yr old step daughter blond fair skin and very developed want that so bad have had to refrain myself when bathing and dressing think she is a little curious but dont want to go any further am scared she may tell wife
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>>693921571
I knew it wasn't my little brother!! Sorry typo
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I have been cumming in my little sisters food a lot
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>>693921419

I'm sorry that you had to experience that. If you're still smitten with emotional trauma, there's always someone to talk to. (whether it be through family or therapy)
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Guy named Fekula fucked my wife.
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Me and a friend 'molested' his teo younger sisters for years. They were 2 and 3 years younger than us. Started doing it when we were about 10 after we had seen our first porno mag. I must have licked their pussies a hundred times. Both of them are pretty autistiv now that grown up an i often wonder if we had a hand in that.
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I'm a teen guy and I want to dress up as a slut and get treated and fucked as a girl.
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>>693920237
I am 20 years old now and nope not married! I want to get married in the future just have to find the right guy :)
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I did shit I ain't proud of during The Great Faggot War.
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>>693922018
I bet he's black
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fucked my best friend for months while she was engaged and I was dating the chick who is now my wife. Stopped mostly when she got pregnant, but nailed her again the night before her wedding, then spent the whole wedding thinking how she looked prettier with her face and tits covered in my cum than she did in her wedding dress and make up
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>>693922153
same
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>>693922216
How about proof that you are not a full of shit fat 30 year old man.
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>>693921907
What a good little whore. My cock is smitten.
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>>693921911
Thanks. It has just made me insanely angry. Made me hate all Muslims. Now that I'm back home I frequently think about going to my local mosque and killing them.
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>>693914355
he said it isnt you fucking nob
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>>693914815
lmao its like that superhero movie with bruce willis on netflix
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>>693910146
Find it?
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i use internet explorer
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>>693907723
This one time, at a party, I grabbed a cucumber outta the fridge and stuck it down my pants.
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Me and two buddies drugged and gang raped a girl when we were stationed in Namibia. We were getting shipped the next day and knew we would never get caught.
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How Would you like to fuck my little sister guys
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>>693922774
Did she give you the aids?
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I have become a photosharing pest. I used to share my wife's photos with a friend of mine but he has since chickened out. I have now alienated three more friends by puching them to share. I have sent them both photos withiut them explicitly asking and are giving them shit for not reciprocating. I feel terrible but cant fucking stop. Except for the first friend my wife is actually way hotter than any of their wives.
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>>693921571
Thread is nearly dead. Still interested in exploring? Email me.
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>>693922952
She was white so no.
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>>693920388
>>693920601
Another experience with my older cousin S:

>7 years old
>out in backyard sitting in the patio swing set
>comes over sits beside me and starts talking to me
>then asked if I have kissed anyone. I say yeah my parents
>then he aske me if I had ever given an adult kiss and if I know what that is
> I said no and I didn't know what it was
>he then kissed me and idk rubbed my tongue with his
>asked if I liked it. I said yes then asked if now that I knew what an adult kiss was, was there anyone I wanted to give it to
>lol I think he wanted me to say him but I just said the name of my next door neighbour that I had heard some of the older girls in the school had a crush on
>anyways he checks to see that no adults are around. Sees that why are pre-occupied so he starts to touch me
>rubs and my boobs and tells me to say that I want him
>I didn't even know what this meant at 7 years old but I understood once I was older a few years later
>anyways, I say it and he says say it louder. I say it louder but I felt shy bc he was smirking. I think I was blushing bc he said I looked so cute with my rosy cheeks.
>he sucked my boobs
>started licking my pussy
>after awhile heard footsteps coming from the gate so he stopped immediately and pulsed my underwear and skirt up
>it was his little sister. I talked to her for a bit but then he was really trying to get her to go away
>she didn't listen and was getting mad bc he was telling her to go but not me
>anyway she was being fussy and stubborn so he gave up. He was beside me so he put his arm around me and kept squeezing and touching by butt.
>snuck in a few pussy rubs too I guess when his sister wasn't paying attention

I remember feeling pretty excited
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>>693923054
Are you the one who got pussy licked or groped in cupboard?
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>>693923054
Yeah give me your email I will email you. I'm serious. My email has my name into so I can't give it away
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>>693922802
Age
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