Faces of /b/ thread? Yep
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Faces of /b/ thread? Yep
>>693886815
>>693886680
Nice shirts
>>693886815
6.5-7
we should have a no filter/retarded angle rule
>>693886680
Y is it that the ppl who post these are 6/10s who think they deserve the internet validation that an 8/10 would get?
>>693886680
>>693886815
The first angle really hides the autism well.
rate me
>>693887292
7, dis even you?
>>693886680
>>693886815
>>693886926
>>693887292
Pride games groupies.
>>693887403
thanks and yes
>>693887465
what's that?
Okie
Took a side shot to impress a girl with the jawline
Don't judge me faggots
here
R8
>>693887292
aussie/10
>>693886680
>>693886815
>>693886926
>>693887292
>>693887700
>>693887893
>>693887917
/b/ is dead.
You're all ugly on the inside
beardless scrubs
>>693887974
I'm American.
>>693888379
snipped then?
>>693888143
So mean :(
>>693887893
You look like quite the gentleman.
>>693888740
wouldn't you like to know
>>693887917
If you're here who's starting a new trap thread?
>>693889075
yikes
>>693887700
Fantasizes about seeing dad naked.
>>693889015
wasn't asking to troll. guessing you are, like most white murrican guys. it isn't a bad thing by any means. but feel free to correct me if my guess is wrong
>>693887292
Is thhis also your grindr profile pic?
>>693889015
Yes. Post dick.
>>693889462
Go to bed Dan
>>693886815
Looks like James Dean reincarnated with a particularly nasty strain of fetal alcohol syndrome.
>>693887539
Somehow I doubt that...
>>693889462
might be cute, but this is a low quality pic
>>693889462
>muse
0/10
>>693886926
"Desperate Loner"
>>693889289
Yes, cut.
>>693889406
nope
>>693889460
nope
>>693889607
cool, thanks
>>693886815
that baby skin looks photoshopped to hell
>>693887917
Jim Halpert?
>>693889671
terrorist/10
>>693889822
Meh, a timestamped pic or a pic of you, say, touching your nose would be appreciated as proof.
>>693890009
Sodark
>>693889822
nice. then are you happy you're cut? and were you also left with a thin brown or tan ring from it?
>>693890212
7.5?
>>693889462
Anxiously awaiting results of his craigslist ad seeking bbc,
>>693890212
kek it's my laptop's webcam
>>693889593
>>693889228
>>693888830
>>693889075
this fucking guy
can't stop laughing
>>693890293
>>693889822
He's asking because you're cute. Post a timestamp pic or requested pic. Post sock on cock so we can how big you are and then you don't have to actually show it :)
>>693890293
kek
>>693890171
>>693890531
I'm not interested in camwhoring.
>>693890250
I'm indifferent to it and no there's not a line
>>693887292
Do you aspire to be a dentist?
>>693889705
i 2nd this
>>693890793
no why?
>>693887292
I wanna shit right into your mouth so bad
>>693890944
lol why?
/b/ i hate how gay and fat I look
>>693891143
what happened to your forehead?
I wanna shit on it so bad
>>693887292
>>693890531
I second cock in sock
>>693890780
Gotcha. But regarding the line, here's an example of what I'm referring to. You may well not have such a thing, but a reasonable number of cut guys do--a thin tan line running around the shaft, likely separating two color shades. Would you check real quick to verify whether you do or don't possess such a thing? (I only press bc some guys don't realize they have one until I bring it to their attention)
>>693891491
I'm Arab. It sucks. But it's not that bad irl. Shadows.
I really really really want the world to end.
>>693891247
why though
>>693891749
nope
>>693891143
Has that "fuck yeah I sucked a cock behind a gas station" look.
>>693891929
no I still don't have a ring lol
>>693891981
That would be awesome
>>693891491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTcxgIhYkoc
>>693892039
Willing recipient of priest-altar boy rape scenarios.
>>693892274
Why!? And why are they saying it's cute!?
>>693892184
gotcha. then if you don't mind saying, is yours a tighter or looser cut? as in, when fully soft, is the head 100% exposed?
>>693892184
Prove it w/ a quick pic on a /soc/ dick rate thread?
>>693886680
Rate me guys
>>693893045
dat acne
>>693892798
>>693892798
loose cut I guess. I didn't know that was a thing. skin usually goes a tiny bit over the head.
>>693892873
nope
>>693893150
like this?
>>693893150
Does it just bunch up under the head? That's what most people have, but if it actually covers part of the head when totally soft, that's different
>>693892450
Rude
>>693886926
How old are you ? femanon here, 8/10
>>693892906
Gender disphoria
>>693887700
damn, those eyes. 8,5/10
>>693893389
kinda
>>693893521
hmm i guess it does both at different times
>>693893045
Can I have r8?
>>693889705
agreed
>>693893673
shame you seem unwilling to post a pic since your description has my curiosity piqued. it really is unusual for someone not snipped for medical issues to have overhanging skin. any chance you might post a fully soft pic, if not here than on a different forum?
>>693890212
niceee, 8,5/10
>>693886680
you are all faggots fuck off to >>>/soc/ and facebook you attention whores
>>693893886
probably just when its cold it overhangs. I had it done whenever most do so it wasn't medical issus. I don't really want to post my dick online.
>>693891143
You look fine anon
>>693893775
B8 > R8
>>693894182
hush
this thread is hilarious
>>693886680
rate
>inb4 trap
>inb4 show benis
>inb4 no girls on the internet
>inb4 tits or gtfo
>>693894198
understandable I guess, though if you might be persuaded to, I could link to an appropriate /soc/ thread. also for what it's worth, cut is cleaner and widely preferred by girls. plus it's horrible to get done later in life
>>693894198
Are you an athlete? I bet you have a nice body.
>>693894622
ugly af
>>693894713
nah, thanks though
>>693894730
lax
>>693894792
>>693894622
I want a picture of you with your lips around my cock
>>693894959
>lax
Hot. Do you wear a jockstrap for that?
>>693895265
no lol
>>693894198
U sure?
>>693894381
You think I might be smiling too much? Ok I'll dial it back a bit
Feels bad when you look like a 12 year old nerd
I would post a picture but considering how negras are treated in here I'm good
>>693895405
>>693895541
sorry lol
>>693895699
Cute
>>693895699
Double nine dubs checked.
> Also, if thats you, tits with timestamp first remember? How many times anon
>>693895776
U got my hopes up about seeing your overhang lol
Sorry Its sideways
rate me
>>693895776
You really should do the cock in the sock at least. People want to see.
>>693895983
I was just answering your questions lol
>>693895699
Feet please?
>>693896156
hope cheese can't build up under it at least
>>693886680
Lurkin
Yo what's good fam
>>693895225
Just when you thought this thread couldn't get any gayer, this tranny mess shows up.
>>693896448
you go to UNL?
>>693896088
I don't think that many people do
>>693896251
gross no
>>693896196
>>693895946
This is a FACES of b thread
>>693896465
i know im hot. dont be jelly.
>>693896536
Nah brah, I went to OU
blergh
>>693896546
haha, you might be surprised
>>693896546
idk, with all that loose skin...
>>693895699
Nice braces, kid
>>693896025
Aren't you a cutie?
>>693896546
I want to see it.
>>693896058
Fired from his job as a fry cook after contracting fungal dysentery.
>>693897064
like ive ever had a job
>>693895159
post ur face then we'll see
>>693896874
>>693897002
here. hope I don't regret this.
>>693896959
lol really not a crazy amount
>>693886680
You look like Tom Myrtle
>>693897165
Touche'
>>693897418
nah, you won't regret it. but given your willingness to do this pic, a full softie would be very much appreciated
>>693897418
This plz >>693897553
>>693897418
>>693895699
Timestamp.
>>693897418
nice, moar pls
>>693898235
Oldpic
>>693888143
How rude!
>>693897418
/b/ will probably find your social media based on the first pic and send this to your family. Also, it's exclusively guys you're turning on right now. I'm going to jerk off to this.
>>693898235
Ohshitfamiknowyou!!
>>693898590
stop spreading lies to scare him plz. people do post nudes here and elsewhere quite frequently
>>693898289
>>693898623
it's been a while family
>>693893531
Tits and timestamp pls, or you are a gay man.
>>693898590
Did a reverse image search long ago and nothing came up. Don't be an asshole.
>>693893531
fucking kek the obvious samefag is unbearable
>>693897418
post butt?
>>693897418
Length?
is this suddenly a gay thread?
>>693899252
nah, lol. post your facepic plz, don't be deterred
>>693899252
No. A bunch of gays convinced a cute guy to post almost nude then scared him off.
>>693899333
>getmeonthecourtandimtrouble.jpeg
>>693898790
I just don't want to show my tits for fuck sake. And not my face either 'cause you guys are creeps
>>693895002
nice thumbnail
>>693897418
>not a crazy amount
plz prove it
>>693892906
>>693892906
>>693892906
>>693892906
>>693897418
mmm i wanna lick that twink bod up and down
>>693899940
fuckin kek
>>693897418
Who's face in this thread does this belong to?
>>693899940
>>693898753
Indeed it has my brother from another wet quivering puss receiving the full effects of an autistic birth.
>>693900325
>>693892906
Do you have papers for being so beautiful?
>>693897207
I don't normally post my face online but I figure I can make an exception
>>693900350
i think, after 18 months in a microsociety not by my will, i am the first person to contract autism after birth.
>>693900531
>>693892906
>>693893045
>>693893045
a
>>693893045
f
Yo
>>693893045
c
>>693900301
You don't know how to follow response posts? It was this guy's >>693887292
>>693886680
Rate me guys!
>>693901895
fag fag
>>693898753
>>693898235
ayy OP
>>693899940
>>693900325
>>693900531
>>693901003
>>693901183
>>693901291
>>693901440
>>693901700
>>693901928
Holy fuck my sides
r8 me
>>693900682
gay/10
>>693886680
Newfaggotry ends now
>>693902276
no/10
>>693902276
PIG/10 That being said, you have more courage than I do. I would kill myself if I had to live looking like that disgusting mess for even one day.
>>693902575
plz don't spam/kill the thread
>>693902276
sharpie in pooper/scooper
>>693902663
I have to drink myself to sleep most nights so I look like trash.
>>693902970
im sure you do bud, im sure you do. you can wish for that to stop when you blow the candles out on your 13th birthday cake
>>693902151
Kek
>>693903099
checked and also im 19
>>693902276
pretty symmetric face, wouldn't be that bad if you shaved, had better hair, and lost weight
>>693895225
shoop/dawhoop
>>693903215
thanks. I used to weigh a lot more. also being 6'5" is awkward. most people only notice how tall I am in person they tend not to car about much else.
>>693896772
your use of the word "blergh" precludes me from rating you
>>693903451
from the 4 posts youve made i know i hate you
>>693903403
Gweedo/10
>>693903521
thanks fam
Can you tell from my face that I am mortally depressed?
>>693886815
awful job airbrushing your face
I havent slept and i feel shit heres my current face
>>693904384
poorly lit af
>>693903948
so bad
>>693904488
Better anon?
>>693902276
Gabriel?
>>693905699
yep. cute but indeterminate age
>>693905822
Im 24
>>693886680
Elliot rodger/10
>>693903898
Yes, it looks fake
>>693886680
I've broke my nose too many times. Inb4 you must be Jewish
>>693905699
dick?
>>693907008
schlamozzle/my zozzle
I actually need the glasses.
>>693907079
Its not impressive, sorry
>>693906865
Yeah, it is
>>693907408
That's doubtful
>>693907445
Trust me it isnt
Me and gf
>>693907575
Good job
>>693907435
But you look decent, i like the beard and your eyes.. you dont look like a kissless virgin though, so what cripples you?
>>693907573
Why do you dislike it?
>>693907575
post pic of you by yourself plz
>>693908361
Here's another one of my and my gf
>>693908326
Its quite small and im quite a tall n big guy
>>693908526
yea, sorta doubtful that's you
>>693908526
Nice light cigarettes you fucking normie
>>693908567
5'' isn't really small, people just say that here
>>693908602
Jealous or something?
>>693908626
Lol I ran out of camel greens so my dad gave me that trash ass cig
>mfw faces of /b/
>>693908775
Naw, but a quick timestamp would be appreciated
>>693908884
I mean I'm the guy in the pic my gf isn't with my right now bc I'm at work
>>693908956
at work? are you an aussie or something?
>>693909036
No I work 12 hour night shift haha
>>693908844
Post yfw you realize no girl will ever want to play with your metalocalpyse hairstyle you cringelord
>>693908526
Coleen? not even an honest Collin?
>>693909343
All of my wat
>>693909324
>mfw no girl will ever want to play with your metalocalpyse hairstyle you cringelord
Deliverino'd my friend.
>>693909525
That was the name by your face in the first pic. Just assumed
Gahh
>>693908775
did your dad also have ya snipped?
>>693908642
5s accurate enough.. but like i said im 6'4, 194cm and i have a giant hipbone structure so it just looks tiny a.f. and sex is just always awkward (people expect big guys to have big junk i guess) girls have told me (and my friends) its small.. so dw about it you won't talk me out of my insecurity :(
>>693908086
Health problems, digestive/stomach damage. Thanks bro
>>693909134
job?
>>693910503
Security guard
>>693910040
Ive got a chronic itch all over my body, ive got scratchmarks everywhere, it often covers my bed and clothes in blood.. besides that im allergic to 50% of anything on this planet and im mentally and emotionally fucked too bro, its where its at
>>693910737
do you like it? also, >>693909722
>>693910943
Yeah it's fun and they pay me good, no I'm not snipped just bc I smoked a Marlboro light lmao
>>693911110
but you're white and presumably murrican. so why do you have foreskin?
school/shooter
>>693910754
Assuming you've been to a doc, but are you sure you don't have scabies?
Me!
