Theres a ho oh near me but im too lazy to go outside. Wat do /b?
Also pokemon go thread
do you think if i use an incense it'll come to me?
Has anyone ever went to the gym? What's it like?
>>693884767
Thats a fearow dumbass.
Thats a fearow
>>693885271
i believe that if its an enemy teams gym you have to battle their pokemon to gain control, but if its yours than you just drop off pokemon or something. im not level 5 so idk that much
>>693884922
It won't
You'll just get a Pokemon that can show up
>>693885271
I own 7
It's fun and you can actually fight Pokemon
Pic related
>>693885509
Team yellow ftw!
>>693885348
well it turns out i have autism.
on a side not does incense work if i just sit at home, its kinda spoopy outside
>be me, living in london
>start up the ol' Pokemon GO app
>walking down the street, looking for a pikachu
>no luck finding any yet
>walk around the corner of the street, never been here before
>get surprise shanked 32 times in the butt by angry bearded arab as he yells "allahu akbar"
>vision starting to fade as I bleed out on the ground
>mfw I will never find my beloved lightning rat
>mfw you should never play Pokemon GO in Europe
>>693884767
Hey Op my ho oh looks weird, can you tell what's wrong with it?
>>693885786
Yes, but you'll only get like 5 Pokemon in that half hour
>>693886078
fuck off i understand my mistake already. i just got excited thats all
>>693885956
I know the feel Anon, nearly got shanked twice for my phone already, fuck this
>>693886146
do you think its worth. i only have 2 btw and idk how to get more
>>693886469
you get more by leveling up
>>693886571
fuck it imma do it and hope for at least 5
>>693886469
You get more at pokestops and leveling up
>>693886771
Wait, you can get it from pokestops?
Never got one from these
alright boyos im doing it, will post updates if anyone ccares
>>693886879
It's rare but it happens
>>693886908
yeah might as well, good luck
>>693886908
Got this fucker
>>693886999
Good to know, thanks!
Nice trips btw
>>693887171
Oh shit Anon!
You're going to be a master in no time!
>>693887171
Grats
>>693887171
did you name it anal-beads?
>>693885509
Any tips for progressing that far anyone?
>>693887377
i only name worthy pokemon
also do i level pokemon up just by using the dust on them or is that inefficient
>>693887468
It is clearly worthy tho
>>693887171
Hate these fuckers
>>693887547
apparently you can train them at a friendly gym
I wanna be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real test,
To train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside
Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) its you and me
I know its my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
(Po-ke-mon) Gotta catch 'em all
Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream
Pokemon!
>>693887442
This was meant for you:
>>693887648
But honestly just keep playing
>>693887171
Update #2 gimme name suggestions for the next one
>>693887596
Also need suggestions
>>693887935
goddamn. keyboard is so bright it looks like one of those projection keyboards
>>693887935
Pecker
>>693888262
is that a suggestion?
That is a fearoh
>>693884767
thats a fucking Fearow
>>693887935
I need a name, just wasted 20 pokeballs so make it good
>>693888889
Flame Doggo
>>693889011
you got it sir
>>693888889
holyshit off by one.
>>693888889
OffByOneDoggy
>>693889157
The fuck? where is my picture?
Eh I'm kinda getting there.
>>693889540
wutt, how do you get them so high if i may ask?
and does one have to be in exotic areas to get cool pokemon because all im getting are pidgeys and paras'
>>693889540
Get all the eevee evolutions and call them doggo types
Is this fine? I don't think I'm addicted enough to this game
I can't get cellular data so Pokemon go is nearly impossible
>>693888889
Caught evee. Name suggestions are welcome
>>693889916
oshit
Any one got a high cp?
>>693889916
Please don't hurt my mommy
>>693889916
just look at this guy
>>693885509
>>693890027
NEKOPARA Vol. 1
>>693890114
>not named water doggo
Meh got it today it's pretty fun honestly.
>>693888889
Fido
>>693889916
Looks ok for very early on
>>693888207
:)
>>693890027
also got a venonat but didnt take a pic
>>693890416
>4% battery
>>693887648
Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey, Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey, Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly, Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all
Pokemon!
Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck, Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres, Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff, Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all,
Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon!
Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix, Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax, Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow, Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro
Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon!
Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea, Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell, Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew, Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu
Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke, Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon, Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee, Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie
Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy, Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby, Lickitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran, Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan
Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah!
Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill, Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey, Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong, Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon
Gotta catch 'em all Pokemon
Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing
Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp
Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar, Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar
Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine, Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos, Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone, Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom
We're almost home!
Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, huaw!
Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon!
Charmeleon, Wartortle, Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl, Omanyte, Slowpoke, Pidgeot, Arbok
That's all folks!
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon..
>>693890553
>Catch Rattata
>Go and Charge Phone
I made the right choice.
>>693889916
Ihy
>>693889540
Hitler
>>693889804
Just evolving higher level Pokemon get their combat power up super high. My Eevee was only 224 CP when I evolved it and it boosted up to 500+
>>693889916
nigger
>>693890114
A few...
>>693890246
My girlfriend is better tho this is one of her Pokemon.
>>693890114
i saw a vaporeon today with a cp of 1079.
>>693889916
im not scared anymore. you hear me
>>693891046
I thought the name at first was autism speaks
>>693891042
where do you live?
Is there any way to switch teams? I choose Blue but I want to switch to Red.
Also, what's the deal with the rings when catching Pokemon? I keep reading that the smaller the ring, the better the chance, but when the ring is largest, I get a 'nice' bonus worth 10xp.
>>693891042
Lapras at 1527? Damn. That's good!
>>693890027
how trhe fuck do i catch them without going outside?!??!
Friendly reminder to the supremely anti-socials that in America tomorrow is Sunday, so if your local PokéSpots/Gyms are at churches there will be lots of people around. Your Gym could get stolen from you.
Inb4 "If you're on 4chan you're anti-social."
What do people have in their area?
Live in small English village with closest gym 30 mins away.
>>693891403
Probably incest, lots and lots of incest
>>693891484
I live next door to a church, lawl.
>>693884767
Go outside or use an inscent thing
Go outside you fucking autists. If you're trying to play this game from the comfort of your mom's basement you need to rethink life.
>>693890114
In my area too lazy to get the Gastly
>>693884767
Go walk and get it you fuck
>>693891819
So shit can't even get internet near the landmark to get free shit.
>>693891378
Auckland, New Zealand.
>>693891819
I need to clear out this gym again but it's bugged
>>693891270
Hahahaha
>>693884767
thats a fearow
>>693891042
Nice
What's your level?
>>693886414
>lower jaw
Thats its hand...
Wtf is this niglet, is that an espeon? I'm too lazy anyways
>>693892118
>>693891394
I'm almost certain they're easier to catch when the rings are smaller. It seems like that from my experience. I *think* the "nice" and "great" bonuses are just based on the throw.
>>693892222
evee you dumb shit ruined the quads
>>693892222
It's an eevee dumb dumb
The game is just gen 1 so far
>>693892222
Its Eevee, I don't think Espeon is even in the game.
>>693892222
Thats just an evee
>>693892222
evee i believe. you dont deserve those fucking quads
>>693892181
thatsthejoke.jpg
>>693892222
Might be a Leader in, according to quads
>>693892278
Shit
Why am I so low co compared to you?
I'm 18:
>>693891941
>>693889916
Fucker
>>693892181
flew right over your head...
>>693884767
You pussy bitch. Go
>>693892318
>>693892323
>>693892338
>>693892363
Okay, okay you triggered sweaty autistic fucks. Jesus, four of you answered in 30 seconds.
Help I'm a cripple. Is this game possible to play?
>>693892506
YOU FUCKING RUINED QUADS OF COURSE WE DID REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>693890114
Witwix is that you?
>>693892057
Speaking of gyms, anybody knows how the dodge mechanic works?
>>693892614
yeah you just need to approach it with your best foot forward
>>693892506
four for quads
instinct >
>>693892614
i have a broken leg and im curious as well
Best way to get a lot of stardust?
>>693892614
yeah you can drive around
>>693892880
Hatching eggs
Anyone know how the pokestops and gyms are created on the maps? How did these "landmarks" get created?
Hey guys how do I catch this ho ho
>>693891535
I have 4 gyms in my neighborhood but thougt the game was stupid so I stopped playing
>>693892653
Stay mad buddy
>Yfw you will never get accidental quads
>>693892430
I got a really nice Lapras from an egg, it came with 30 or so candies so I pumped it up. It hatched at 900 or so.
>>693892894
The game actually knows if you're driving based on speed, so if you're going too fast it will actually hold you back from progressing
>>693892973
does driving around not work with eggs because it didnt with me. feelsbad
>>693892973
I got a fucking CP15 Bellsprout from a 5km egg...
>>693893013
Hold you back in what way? You wont get steps for hatching eggs, but it doesnt "hold you back from progressing"...
>>693890676
Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey, Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey, Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly, Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all
Pokemon!
Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck, Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres, Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff, Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all,
Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon!
Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix, Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax, Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow, Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro
Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon!
Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea, Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell, Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew, Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu
Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke, Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon, Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee, Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie
Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy, Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby, Lickitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran, Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan
Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah!
Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill, Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey, Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong, Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon
Gotta catch 'em all Pokemon
Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing
Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp
Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar, Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar
Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine, Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos, Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone, Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom
We're almost home!
Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, huaw!
Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon!
Charmeleon, Wartortle, Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl, Omanyte, Slowpoke, Pidgeot, Arbok
That's all folks!
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all, Pokemon..
>>693893267
It kicks me out of Pokemon battles when I go to catch them.
Haven't really spent much time on it
what does it mean when the height or wheight is x5?
>>693893013
Yeah but biking works
>>693891535
>>693893418
I literally caught pokemon while driving and in motion tonight. You can also hit pokestops, but if you are going faster than 35 mph, you might pass it too fast to get it in time. But at 25 mph, it is very doable.
>>693893703
i just came
>>693889916
nigger
>>693893703
Dude, thats crazy. Where do you live?
>>693893703
Is that a hypno at the top? What the fuck man
Living in the suburbs sucked when I couldn't find a job within walking distance but now I'm staring at a blank map. 5 stops at the very edges and that's fucking it.
i am the only team instinct for what feels like 100s of miles so i am always getting my tendies handed to me with gyms. Is there hope for me?
>>693891535
are the nicknames i'm trying to use really not available, or is it with their servers?
i've tried a bunch of number combinations and still get "that name isn;t available" every fucking time
>>693893976
nigger is 1025
>>693893013
>>693893237
works really well for me. I drive around and have no problem with catching. Pokestops are tricky and gyms are impossible but catches are just once you click them its on.
Might be because the GPS on my phone is broken so I have to rely on wifi for location and my position jumps. Probably doesn't represent my speed well, but I only get progress towards eggs if I'm cruising around my apt complex.
>>693887648
>>693890676
>>693893312
I appreciate your dedication to this
>>693894214
Nigger can evolve into something nice though.
>>693893498
>Max Repel
>>693894442
You repelled those quads too fam
Got the game yesterday, live in the Liverpool suburbs literally fuck all around me
Another gym behind me as wall with 2 other poke stops, Northern Virginia
>>693893237
If you're going faster than 10 miles or 20 kilometers, the game stops counting your progress
how do i train my pokemans at gyms?
>le funi ho ho meme :^)
Wasn't funny the first time, won't be funny the next two hundred times.
>>693893498
10/10 names, anon, well done
Havnt really spent much time on my team
>>693894711
>Liverpool
Makes sense.
Zubats in the games you can't get away from
Zubats in Go you can' hit with a fucking ball
>>693894898
Find a gym of your colour and fight it. You don't raise the CP of your pokemon by doing it, you get XP and prestige for that Gym. If you raise it to the next level you will be able to put one of your pokemon in the Gym.
So my nearest stop is a church. Not sure if I wanna be seen creepin' around a church at 10pm.
Anyway to find a map with all the places?
>>693895818
I heard it was pretty much identical to the ingress map, but I haven't played it so
>>693892938
Only cookies and milk will attract Ol' Saint Nick
You mad?
>>693896224
yeh
Just started yesterday
>>693896454
At least your one stop is in a practical spot. I gotta loop way the fuck around, or go through people's yards.
I can't even play it rn. When I try to sign in to google it just reopens the app. Any advice?
>>693896594
Yeah, its at a little park where I walk my dog, so pretty convenient. Although there are some places I've driven to (and seen tonight) that have several of them all on top of each other.
I want to know how they get created.
>>693891394
The nice is when you hit the pokemon within the ring. The smaller the circle the higher the capture rate and being able to hit the pokemon within the tiny circle on the first "bounce" gives you a better bonus.
It's a lot easier to hit the pokemon within the circle if you make the circle as big as possible.
>>693891394
You can't switch teams.
Yes the smaller the ring the better the chance to catch it, but ONLY if the pokeball lands in the ring. It's easier to throw it when the ring is at the smallest, so that the ball hits it when the ring is maximum size and you get a 'nice' bonus. If you can time it correctly, 'great' and 'excellent' give you a better chance to catch it. If the ring is small and you don't get the bonus (i.e get it in the ring) then there's no additional capture chance.
i need ideas for trainer names.
>>693893868
most likely Sydney Australia, heard the game has been hyped like fuck
>>693896640
Android 5.1: Settings > Apps > Pokemon Go > Force Stop > Clear Data > Re-open the app.
Android: 6.0 > Settings > Apps > Pokemon Go > Force Stop > Storage > Clear Data > Re-open the app.
>>693897831
If dubs, name yourself "nignogslayer12"
>>693897996
ill use it anyways.
>>693897831
DinduNuffin
>>693884767
That's a Fearow, dumbass.
>>693897831
JudenGasser
>>693897877
thanks
>>693898403
kek.
Started yesterday, got the venasaur twenty min ago
>>693888889
Gender fluid
>>693897886
You da real mvp
>>693899397
Oops forgot pic
>>693895154
Did you just rick roll me,/b/ro
how do i get pokemon to come to my house?
I have nothing for at least 5 miles.
But, just started playing today with the gf.
>>693897831
AssKetchup
>>693899759
You have to go outside and hide in your bushes. They will come
>>693900736
Even better, hide in your neighbors bushes
man cant realy play this
cant walk to far without
getting lost in a forest with bears and shit
or walking straight into an ocean
>>693901041
#trayvonpokemon
That stupid zimmerman shot one of the poke go beta testers
Literally could not be fucked even stepping out my front door for this
>>693899468
Meh, I work in Android tech support. It's how you fix basically every app that is playing up ever. Keep it in your mind for next time some other app fucks up.
Anybody know the CP cap for Ponyta?
Pic Related
>>693899510
How does it feel knowing I have a higher bulbasaur than your venusaur?
>>693889916
Kys
i made a video but it's not good just screen capture too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01lzzf2WYXU
>>693901537
Cp cap is directly related to trainer level
Pic related, notice I'm nowhere near the cap?
I'm level 18
>>693901777
Does my venis make you sad?
>>693902409
Alright then, I'll just level up my Ponyta until level 15 then I'll evolve
I feel like it's going pretty well. Can't find a lot, but I found a goddamn snorlax and in hyped as shit. It hurts that I live in a place where I can't find pokemon unless I leave my house.. no sidewalks and I have seen too many hit and runs to risk walking along the road, tomorrow i head into town proper and hopefully start evolving stuff.
>>693902451
Does my magmar make you sad?
>>693889916
Kkk
>>693902644
fucking hate that one. has an ass on its head
>>693893703
shit i should have taken a screenshot tonight.. about 15-20 on screen at any time all with the attractor modules.. middle of ASU
>>693889916
Not risking.
>>693902644
Fuck you and your trips and dubs
>>693884767
That's not a ho oh. Ho oh is gen 2. That's a fearrow.
>>693886469
Leave your house for once
>>693890416
> Not naming it Trgglypuff
this game isn't available in canada yet but i can't wait to go outside and get raped by niggers while i'm looking for a pikachu
>>693884767
Any one else having problems with poke gyms
>>693902644
have fun powering him up
>>693896224
a little
also, check 'em
>>693884767
i have all the legendary shit
>>693903310
yup always freezes there
>>693903325
Nah, don't need him I'll just wait until I find a suitable one
>>693889916
Why's it say CP??
I want to know, is there anyway on how to play the game by going pkaces but stay where you are? Im laying in bed... anything?
>>693904138
because the japs that make this game endorse child pornography
Can anyone shed some light on battling your own gym? I can only select my mid cp venonat.
>>693904265
its called pokemon go, not pokemon lay
>>693904495
>>693904495
More like
"Pokemon got no reason to inspire me to do shit and i want to do shit but am not inspired"
>>693904640
it is that obvious?
>>693904948
what is
>>693892926
They are all from one of the other apps that the developer made. A game that followed the same premise.
>go outside
>walk around
>get points for shit
Went to the zoo today and caught a bunch of staryus. Tomorrow I'm going to millennium park and Grant park in chicago since I live about 20-30 mins away
Sup scrubs, I just caught the game changer. It's over for you.
I ran out of pokeballs and its cold outside
>>693905880
Are you too poor to buy more?
>>693905955
>spending money on this shit
Pokeworld
That's fearow
>>693905955
Already blew all my money, don't get my weekly pay til tomorrow
>>693904468
Anyone?
>>693905330
Gotcha. I started to realize today that this game is much more about walking around than it actually is about pokemon.
>>693884767
how does clicking on the nearby pokemon help you?if i click on it nothin happens and i still dont know where he is (just got the game)
Why do they even bother giving you a pokemon at the beginning when by the time you are level 5 and have caught others, that original guy is a weak ass bitch compared to the rest of what you have?
>>693902804
Kek
>>693906123
>not supporting devs so poorfag freeloaders like you get better servers
>thinking anything under $10000 isn't just pocket change
Pic related is the closest mall. Overpowered af.
>>693885509
How the fuck do you get that much power
>>693907358
The white bar pulses when you get closer to that particular pokemon.
>>693907837
He nolifed it.
That or he just lives in a city that has tons of gyms and pokestops.
>>693907665
Because they forced the Pokemon tie-in, and you always get a starter.
>>693907775
Spotted the trump supporter.
>>693892938
Try tongue butthole.
>>693889916
Reply
>>693891630
>Incense
But, whatever floats your boat, I guess...
Don't feel like reading if anyone's mentioned this but...
Get location faker or location spoofer on cydia, unless u have android find an alternative. move around in the location faker and the app thinks you're there
>>693907665
They were retarded and weren't thinking.
You literally can not level a pokemon without catching the same one multiple times. After my starter Charmander I found a Blubasaur and a Wartortle. Both higher than my charmander will ever be.
There needs to be a way to get candies or level a pokemon without catching him 100 times.
>>693884767
It's a spearow fgt
>>693908510
Wrong. That doesn't work. This was stated and tested day one.
>>693885271
i own 1
i go there everyday because they take it from me
literally its just TAPTPAPTPTAPT
>>693908722
It's taptaptap only if you overpower them.
Otherwise, swipetaptapswipetap
Im visiting family who live in the very middle of nowhere (the screenshot fits the majority of the town in it), and I'm kinda surprised that there's this many landmarks around! Most of them are only the town's name though...
>>693909016
Whoops, forgot the pic.
>>693893703
>>693887648
>>693890676
Fuck off Nick
>>693908715
Explain how I've been doing it then faggot
>>693889916
f u
>>693909811
>>693909504
Not sure if this gif will load from an iPhone but it's of me using location faker
>>693887935
Nigga give me a link for youses keyboard!
>>693910024
Reported to Niantic :^)
>>693910216
Not hard to slice and start again faggot
>>693910337
Wait til they ban your MAC address fgt. Niantic has been in this business for years and are ex google developers
>>693889916
Clever bastard.
I live ina massive neighborhood and i only got like 2 stops by me
>>693889916
fuck you dude but clever
>>693910501
This
>>693910024
People like you ruin games.
Have your used this for any gyms yet?
>>693910501
>>693889916
f u
>>693910887
>ruin games
I do it around my house when I shit, I don't care enough to look for gyms and I haven't traveled more than 200 yards from my house
I take it right in the ass
>>693889916
Fuck yu
>ho oh
>>693892973
Out of curiosity how did you get an egg?
i got to lvl 8 now it just says gps location unavailable at all times, same phone, same settings, nothings changed but the games being a cunt