You're stuck in a room with no doors or windows for all
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You're stuck in a room with no doors or windows for all eternity. There is absolutely no escape and you can not die under any circumstances. What will you do with your time?
fap
Write the great American novel.
>>693884356
With what exacty? your feces?
bite my wrists
>edge lord has arrived
>>693884063
live
>>693884063
Is there a light? How do we know that there is no escape? How do we know we can't die?
Cant die? Well keep punching the wall then dig man
>>693884063
post bananas
>>693884732
There is a single light that can be turned on or off. You'll exhaust all possibilities until you realise there is no escape. After your failed suicide attempt.
>>693885027
if there's a light there's electricity, that should be enough to kill your self right?
try out that meditating thing I hear has great reception
>>693884206
the only answer
>>693885391
You cannot die under any circumstance
>>693884063
I suppose I'd try to prove mathematical theorems.
For example 5 and 7 are prime numbers that are two apart. Are there an infinite number of these?
Should keep me busy for a while.
>>693885454
>>693884206
Until you realise you will fap so much that you'll eventually be drowning endlessly in your own cum.
>>693885628
not if I eat it
Op here, I always thought id shut out the light and stare into the abyss. Eventually id lose my mind and create an alternate universe of my choosing within my own head
If I cant die then build a chess set or some shit out of useless parts of my body
>>693885695
You'd then shit/piss it out and keep adding to the cum, shit and piss filled room
>>693885695
this
>>693885511
checked
try and dig my way out i guess
get into lucid dreaming
hopefully i get so good at it is seem i just go to the room when i sleep
>>693885628
you'd be drowning in ur feces and urine anyway. besides, cum will likely dty out and turn crusty/moldy before u drown in it.
>>693886027
so basically the room will eventually fill with shit piss, and cum because the law of conservation of matter does not apply. Got it.
>>693884541
In my head.
If you have cum all over your room and the bacteria and atoms from your body, theoretically with eternity to wait wouldn't life eventually spawn? I'd wait for that and rule as a god of my room.
>>693886007
Your brain and your dick?
>>693885628
i'm ok with this.
>>693886329
Eventually the sheer pressure from all the shit piss and come becomes too much for the room to bear and it bursts and I escape!!!!!
>>693886192
I've been getting great at lucid dreaming. Someone said something about looking at your hands, and that's how I know it's happening. Shit looks weird and I know/knew from there just do whatever you want.
Probably live in an endless anxiety attack.
And cry a lot.
>>693884063
Pick random numbers in my head until I get trips and quads
>>693884063
Everything and anything possible. Given an eternity, thats the outcome.
>>693886724
this guy gets it
Go crazy until I die
id stop being a god damned jew and be released
>>693886724
Except escape of course.
>>693884063
Think
>>693884063
So basicly as i live now? Never leave my room? Too pussy to kill self. No goddamn difference.
Are all sides of the room white?
Are we inside the room with any supplies?
>>693884063
Meditate
>>693887065
No they are black, they steal your shit.
I would just go to sleep
>>693887065
Yes and no.
>>693884063
WTF OP is not a room is a box fag
>>693887176
kek
But, if you manage to build a door would the rules still apply being no longer a doorless room?
fap
>>693885027
I'd flip that switch off, mediate and free myself of the bonds of my flesh and travel via my mind. I can do this now so no worries.
We already live in a eternal abyss we cannot escape from, its called 4chan
>>693886329
They know not.
>>693884063
Sing
fap, eat my own poop, exercise, drink my pee, collect skin that falls off
>>693884063
Slowly go into madness, masturbating till my dick is destroyed and trying to claw my way out. Do I have to shit in the corner? Do I eat?
>>693887247
>you are OP
Are they solid walls or the kinds in mental instutuions to prevent from any self imposed injury.
>>693887463
Wtf your nipples could be used as drills to escape the room
>>693887363
>There is absolutely no escape
Glad you can read.
>>693887363
build a door with cum? Made by hardened cum? Out if cum?
Learn how to whistle like R2-D2. I bet that room has great acoustics.
1 trillion bottles of beers on the wall, 1 trillion bottles of beer.
Take it down, pass it around
And so on
>>693886626
cause apparently you have superman level physical resistence
My brain will decay until my cells can barely think therefore I turn into a nigger.
-NillingKiggers
>>693884063
Damn, anon. For some reason this really spooks me. Its like being buried alive, but there's no escape.
>>693886626
>and come
>>693887702
You cannot die
>>693887559
fucking keke
>>693887702
You do, you can't die remember
>>693884063
I know the answer to this!
Cut the table in half and then put it back together to make a hole. Walk out of said hole. Ez
>>693886972
no, given an infinite amount of time, anything and EVERYTHING will happen
>>693887538
Solid walls. No padding, just pure stone. Any more questions?
>>693887559
damn straight
>>693884063
I hope theres at least acid
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/lynch-factory
>>693888015
Except escape. As per the stipulations of the room. Learn to read faggot
>>693888163
So you would suffocate? Or are there vents?
I would rub my dick on the wall and make it my bitch for all eternity
Train.
>>693888015
infinite amount of time, the everything will break down, even the rules and laws of physics, if its truly infinite then escape is a possibility if not then its just finite
>>693888694
Airplane
This is retarded
>>693888588
You breath as you do normally. No vents.
>>693888588
can't die so you would suffocate forever
>>693884063
It's haplening
>>693888843
Sorry. That's right. you cannot die.
>>693888888
.
I would grow my fingernails into formidable weapons, which I would then use to remove my eyes, ears, nose, tongue, etc. I would remove 3 of my limbs then use my teeth for the 4th one.
When I am finished I would effectively have no senses left and be trapped in my mind for an eternity of blissful dreaming.
There's always more people trying to find some loophole or excuse than actually answering the question.
What I would do is cry because of how much I miss my cat Muffin. I love you, Muffin.
>>693888789
Thanks for being hear...
Howd I get in the room? If theres no exit then theres no entrance.
>>693888163
Solid stone walls, no sand no escape for eternity.
Assuming we don't need to fulfill our basic needs of food and water since we're here indefinitely, the question goes do our hair and nails still grow?
>>693884063
Look for cracks in the concrete and start to slowly dig myself out.
Barring that I'd probably just sit there and go fuckin nuts.
>>693889176
Sealed you up after the date rape.
>>693884063
>What will you do with your time?
Once I figured out what was up, I'd realize I was dreaming and just wake up. Been able to willfully wake up from dreams since I was a teenager.
>>693884063
I'll get in the best shape of my life / work out forever
This I will not do in RL though
>>693889209
Yes they do continue to grow. And your body does not have any decomposition. You enter the room as you are now. No aging.
>>693889336
This is no dream.
>>693889401
>This is no dream
Is too.
>>693889399
What about pooping?
>>693889474
is not
>>693889474
Wake up and get out of here then.
Tell Maggie how much i love her. Ill never see her again as it is.
>>693889495
Bodily function remain as normal but as you're not eating you will have no need to shit. Unless you decide to eat yourself or your own cum.
Draw on the walls with my own blood
>>693889554
>Wake up and get out of here then
Good idea. Time to head out to the club anyway.
Bye.
This sounds like heaven. Master the art of lucid dreaming and let loose.
>Be me
>Stuck in room for all eternity
>Begin hatching escape plan
>Start masturbating furiously,
>gradually cum fills room
>I can not die so I continue until my mass of semen completely fills this room that will never break
>continue adding more mass to room increasing pressure
>with more pressure comes heat
>in time my room contains so much mass and heat
>A star is born
>The star does not consume my flesh but quickly consumes fuel in room
>The star collapses inward breaking the laws of the universe creating a Singularity
>I am drawn in whole for my body refuses die
>Journey through space and time, witness unending wonders
>Journey ends, I am back in the room
>begin again
>>693889636
In that logic you wouldn't cum.
>>693889666
Satan confirmed
>>693889299
If an entrance was sealed with concrete, then it cant be very thick and therefore after many years it will slightly crack and can easily be slowly crumbled by repeatedly hitting it with the bone exposed after chewing off your arm, and then you can escape.
>>693889666
>666
oshit.jpeg
>>693889399
If we exercise can we enhance fitness?
>hair and nails continue to grow
Not sure about how you could use your hair to paint with your own blood when there sin't anything you could attach them too but surely you could grow and bite/break off enough nails as primitive tools for etching onto available wall space.
figure out that i am in the room right now and that this is all made up and my mind telling me in a dream that im in the hole, everyone here is just your own mind trying to escape the reality of the hole!
>>693889679
>club
Goodbye
>>693889399
Hold on, if they continue to grow, and nothing can escape the walls, eventually the fingernails and whatnot will be enough to create a black hole because of how dense the room will be.
So, like 4chan but with no faggots?
i'm fine then, kek
>>693889769
Nope
jerk off and do exercise
>>693889746
i love you
Catch up on my sleep
>>693889746
forgot pic
>>693884063
Is there wi-fi?
>>693884063
could you have a phone?
Lean to meditate myself into some type of France state.
>>693889983
better pic
>>693884063
Turn off the light and let insanity take me far away from the room...
the idea of this makes me extremely uncomfortable
Not OP but I think that behind the concrete should be 10 inches of reinforced steel, to prevent all the newfags who think they can escape.
That being said, I would carve a small, 2" deep hole in the concrete and use it as a pocket pussy.
>>693884063
cut my arm in half, two halves make a whole and I jump through it.
>>693890295
>absolutely no escape
retard
>>693889746
10/10 more please
>>693890438
>think they can escape.
learn to read
>retard
>>693884063
fap
>>693890338
what would you use to cut your arm in half?
>>693890562
Yeah. Exactly. There is no thinking of it. Lern2reed
Continue to ask the gods of the MUD to let me out. ask for at least a torch so I don't get killed by a Grue.
>>693890615
my dick.
>>693890562
>Thinking
Doesn't apply.
>>693889746
Please screencap this.
>>693884063
would create an infinite number of tulpas and fuck/talk to them.
>inb4 go back to /x/.
>>693889746
>try to Escape From Alcatraz my ass out of there with my finger.
>Mission Failed, we'll get'em next time
>Get out of the hole
>carve a pocket pussy into the wall
>use the escape hole as a makeshift bed
>not an Indian, so I carve out an excrement hole
>same cycle, same shit
>Eventually begin to contemplate life
>Attempts to drown self in shit
>Mission Failed, we'll get'em next time
>Now I just have shit all over my face
>Fuck
>Wake up, Shit, fuck wall, sleep
>exact cycle until the end of time
Quite Depressing.
>>693888759
Automobile
>>693891422
Boat
Are we allowed to have a few things to keep us occupied?
I will assume that the walls can be carved, but are infinite in width.
I will carve out a flat plane for miles and miles, and then carve downwards to form a city, from there I will write and carve and write and carve until there are no more words with which to write, I will build tools, and from them more complex tools, until I can create a clockwork intelligence, and I will finally not be alone anymore.
>>693891598
Nope
Well, I'd go insane and then after that all bets are off on what the fuck I'd do.
>>693887608
This
>>693889746
best thing i have read tonight
>>693889746
>>693891700
Fuck. Well id just play w my shadows
>>693891797
Stop samefagging.
>inb4 photoshop
Its not funny
If i cant die then i assume i cant be hurt, then i would hit and scratch the wall assuming i can damage it. until i can get larger pieces and hit the wall with them. Im also assuming the walls would stay infinite and ever expanding, then after 100's of years i would have gotten enough stone and expanded anough to where i cant even see the walls anymore and id build my own little town out of all the stone. Then the bacterica in my body would grow and evolve and eventually become some kind of life form that i could nurture and help the species grow so they can live in the town. And our goal would be to make the woom so fucking huge and its basically a new earth and it wouldnt even matter that we're in a closed room
>>693891598
None, its just you in the room made entirely of solid walls you cannot escape from or through with the exception that you do not age, you do not have to urinate, defecate, eat or drink, and your hair/nails continue to grow.
>>693889746
I wish I was clever enough to come up with something like this
>>693884063
Break out by repetitively banging my head on the wall until I either escape or become retarded. If I'm retarded I won't know/understand what is going on & be content, if I escape then I get to be immortal and run around the world doing cool ass shit like getting lost in caverns and walking/swimming out the other side.
>>693891667
You have bacteria on you. With infinite time, they would eventually evolve. Your endlessly growing hair, nails, cum, saliva, blood, etc would be a food source for the evolving life forms. Eventually, they would gain intelligence, and you would be a god.
>What will you do with your time?
Go insane, obviously. There is no other outcome. Escape is in your head.
>>693884063
Browse /b/
Paint murals with my blood
>>693884063
Time is no longer something that matters, then. If I'm stuck, and I don't decay, but somehow stay in some relative loop of states (because I cannot die)... and there is no visible light, because there are no windows, or doors, or cracks...
I would just lie silent, on my back, in the dark. Maybe I'd hold my breath, because if I can't die, then breathing isn't a necessary requirement.
And I would submit to all that I conceivably am, inside and out. I would become lost inside of my perfectly-preserved brain, live within my dreams and my non-degrading imagination, and that's it.
Nothing more.
Nothing.
>>693892193
Underages are good at this type of bait. And the ones who fall for it.
how the fuck did you get in the room? if there's a way in there's a way out.
>>693892242
good one.
>>693884548
bite your tongue way more easy you can do it at once
But he said you wont die
So let me get this straight if i bash my head MK style i wont die even tho my brain would be all over the room?
>>693889746
>>693892410
Sealed you in dummy.
>>693892329
Woah. This
>>693892478
Same
>>693886648
Kek, I remember wanting to do this just to see my neighbor in her pijamas at night and fap as a ghost
post on /b/
>>693892329
Fuck
>>693886329
Fucking sweet! I can practice my skat fetish endlessly!
Furiously Masturbate.
This is one of my greatest fears, OP.
To make this nightmare complete, you should add that your ability to sleep is removed.
>be me
>just turned 12 three days ago
>just reviewed new minecraft mod for youtube channel
>hope my 3 subs liked it
>i heard all the cool kids are going on 4chan now
>let me go give it a try
>I think that 4chan may be full of smart people like me
>Post about how i'm a demisexual genderfluid who hates cis male scum
>people get mad at me for saying words they can't understand because they have half of my IQ
>they are all so mean to them, when i did nothing wrong
>they must be barbaric because they are stupid
>Cry and close browser
>watch Anime while playing minecraft
>>693892329
This.
>>693884063
I believe you just described human existence. So, we daydream.. just as we're doing now.
>>693892478
welp way to go Anon you just made the impossible
>>693892790
Same again
Do calisthenics for years until i am strong enough to break concrete.
>>693884063
id create some sick ass art. are we allowed to bring sketchbooks and or paint? canvases n pencils? if thats allowed id do that for ever. also, is the room empty? is there a toilet and a shower and a bed? is the room cozy? or is it like pic related? these are burning questions, op
>>693892457
I'm guessing any attempt to commit suicide would end or begin rather with you laying on your back inside the room as if waking from a dream you felt was totally real.
>which it is
>no country for old men reference
>>693886698
lmao
>>693884063
Be my own boy band. Get really really fucking good at singing dancing and making my own songs and shit. Pretend I'm proforming in from of millions. 5 member band so I'm constantly switching roles. Add drama by splitting the band up eventually. If not, maybe see if I can run around on all four walls without falling.
>>693892978
Lurk more.....
>>693892721
Damn Dorilocos
>>693887051
kek
>>693892978
Nothing. Just yourself and the room. And yes its like pic related anon. Cold stone walls.
xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13uUR35CZkI
Actually this ia the most close situation of what a dead with no second life means, eternity darkness.
The only thing I would do is dream, so I be God in my mind, eventually growing an imagined universe, no dead means no needings, so my body can just let my mind dream forever.
thats the case it seems to be fucked up the only and best answer so far was the one about making the room full of cum
>>693884063
I'd go super saiyan and kill broly.
fukken easy
rub my hands together until they are sore,
take the saw and cut my chair in half
to halves make a whole,
crawl thru the hole and shout until i am hoarse,
jump on the horse and ride away.
>>693893326
You having a stroke?
>>693893326
sounds like a god damn novel
>>693884063
Retreat to your mind, what else? Create a complex universe... Your sanity is guaranteed to go at some point, you might as well leave a movie of sorts running...
Many of those reading this will face a similar scenario if they come to face old age alone.
understand that you are actually dead
>>693893115
>>693893482
What chair and saw?
>>693893708
Split my time between working out and hitting the wall in the same spot using my fists, then when they get tired my feet, then when they get tired my head, etc...
Eventually that shit will start breaking down since i'm immortal.
If the bacteria on you can eventually become a lifeform, it will have to age to evolve. Eventually, this lifeform will die right? Would that mean life like ours will come around, then we can live normal life again? Is there a theory out there that suggest our universe was made like this?
Sorry if I sound crazy
>>693889746
>>693886329
>>693885628
Idiots. If there's no food or water in the room, the only way you can keep cumming, shitting, and pissing is by eating it again. There will always be a finite amount of cum piss and shit you can produce, and only enough to fill more than a tiny portion of the room
>>693889845
>>693893846
Nope. Read the thread.
>>693884063
op didn't say you couldnt have anything in there with you :^) id make it nice and cozy so id never want to leave. simple. id just go a little insane from loneliness but that's ok because id have the internet
>>693894149
>id just go a little insane from loneliness but that's ok because id have the internet
kek because that how you and most of these fucks live now
>>693894149
>hasn't read thread
The room would eventually turn into a black hole because of how dense it is, because of all the shit/cum acumulated.
>>693891553
Skyplane
>>693889785
The walls are either invincible or an infinite amount of thickness because with unlimited fingernails and time, you would eventually dig your way out or at least create a much larger, perhaps infinite room.
With solitary confinement comes the deterioration of ones grasp on their own reality. I'd most likely lay down and attempt to sleep but the silence would drive me insane. I would begin to think of the people i will no longer see again, panic, tire myself out, repeat. Finally lose all perception of time and become lost in my own thoughts along with losing my sanity.
>>693885695
You smug son of a bitch
>>693884063
Use my time to dig into my body and slowly tear it in two. Two halves make a hole. Leave through the hole.
>>693894685
This is the most realistic answer so far.
>>693884063
Probably go crazy from lack of human interaction and new experiences. In the meantime, daydream a lot and masturbate a lot. Probably work out, too.
>>693886651
Damn probably
>>693884063
>>meme
>>693884063
Perfect the art of masturbation.
Jack off and sleep.
>>693885014
murder this one in my sleep!
>>693888708
I guess if you want to wait until the last subatomic particles evaporate, you can probably escape then. You'll go mad way before then, what with that being in the realm of trillions of years from now.
>>693894946
We are talking about an infinite amount of time, there is no realistic answer.
>>693886486
Slowly build up your empire of shit mushroms people on the room. I could dig this
>>693893007
or like groundhog day
The first days i will be like "ok, i can control this." I would start dancing, singing, thinking, something to keep me alive. But after some months it will be horrible, i will start screaming to the white walls, kicking them, begging to let me scape, cry, laugh, hurting myself so i can wake up from the nightmare it is.
The idea of being in a room alone without escape fucking scares me.
Do you feel the effects of what you do, like since there is no food or water do you get weak and emaciated or do remain your regular self because you're immortal?
>>693887559
Megaman. Vs. Nippledrillaman.
>>693884063
Go crazy and live in a fantasy land made up in my mind like any human does when deprived of its senses from long periods of time.
Op here, does this need a 2nd thread?
>>693894916
I see what you did there
>>693884063
Fap.
>>693885915
This, and fapping.
>>693884948
what if its infinitely thick?
>>693896882
YOU MEAN JUST LIKE YOUR MOM
>>693897015
fuck I got rekt
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KILL ME
There's a book where the main character is imprisoned in a spherical cell dug into the earth with a robot that feeds him and removed waste. Very disturbing. Influx by Suarez.
>>693884063
Destory my senses until I go crazy and meet god.
>>693884063
Lurk this shitty site
>>693898309
>>693895864
Can you imagine how your psyche would evolve/devolve after a thousand years?
>>693887251
top kek
>>693898728
>>693899053
>>693884063
Invent a portal to escape
>>693892063
I wouldn't even try to enlarge the room, I'd just wait until my bacteria evolve into another person. Fuck them for eternity.
>>693899131
>>693893947
If you can never die, obviously dehydration and nutrient deficiency are out of the question. This is followed by the assumption that you'll always have enough water and nutrients in your body to survive, and, presumably, be healthy.
That provided, you may not shit/piss infinitely as there is no waste to excrete, but you can cum endlessly.
>> looks around and realised the situation.
>> what would the great 4chan do?
>> slow raises his slothenly build to standing >>position to survey his surrounding.
>> a smile begins to build on his pimpled face.
>>His mouth opens and a barely audible 'kek'
>>falls out- dispite his ignorance to the works
>> original game based origin. "No Doors eh?" he
>> quietly gurgles to himself. As quick as a flash >>from an antique camera that requires priming >>with the correct amount of gun powder before >>a fuse is lit and the ignition switch syncronised >>to the shutter button of the camera is pressed, >>he lumbers over to the empty doorway devoid >>of doors and is back infron of his computer >>before auto refresh has had a chance to reveal >>that the thread is 404
>>693899288
Step one: Get a bonee
Step two: stick dick against wall
Step three: drill hole in wall with dick
Step four: ????
Step five: Freedom
>>693899470
>>693899414
Cum does consume water from the body. So that would lead to deterioration.
>>693896003
G8 thread might have to. Perfect thread for thinking.
>>693894585
Land car
>>693884063
Die
>>693899728
Yes, but having all the water you would ever need to survive be in your body naturally would lead to never dehydrating.
>>693884063
cum 43 times in a row and die
this cant die
>>693886724
This guy gets it
