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We all have secrets cont.
I've roofied my wife and let strangers take turns on her. I'm about to do it again.
>>693849686
pls don't
>>693849686
Pls do
>>693849172
>Be renting a house with two other people
>One is a girl with mental probs, mood swings and what not
>Guy is fucking dumb, like incredibly dumb
>Girl has cat but wants another
>Tell her I don't want two cats she doesn't know how to take care of tearing up all my brand new furniture
>She gets it anyway
>I'm pissed
>>They call it Phantom but I call it Socks because it annoys her
>Weeks go by
>Fucker has already destroyed new leather sofa
>She refuses to pay for it
>Trying to come with a way to get rid of it
>Wake up one morning and the dryer is making weird rattling sounds
>Think nothing of it considering dryer is very old
>A few hours pass
>Dumb roommate walks in, with a limp and charred kitten
>He panics, "If she finds out, we're fucking dead"
>She's out of town for the week
>"She isn't going to find out"
>Take a drive to nearest dumpster
>It's in a remote part of town, almost no one goes there
>Bring baseball bat
>Play a game of kitten baseball
>Miss the first couple swings
>Finally hit it's charred kitten corpse into the fucking dumpster
>Tell her it ran away when she got back
>She's still hopeful it'll come back
>Still out 3000 dollars, but satisfied the fucking cat is dead
Pic related
>>693849686
pics? she into that sort of thing?
>>693849686
Pls enlighten us.
>>693850124
no she isn't, which is why i have to drug her
>>693850174
what do you want to know?
>>693850089
That's a nice chair
Hey
>>693848970
There's like 4 of these now. This was the first
>>693850274
What drug did you use?
>>693850288
Thanks anon
>>693850414
rohypnol. ordered it from a foreign pharmacy. crushed it into a powder and slipped into a shot of chambord.
>>693850360
Hey
>>693850274
How did it start?
I had an epiphany today that I can just kill myself and that'll be the end of it. I'm only staying alive because I feel obligated to my kids. I'll do my best to encourage them and guide them into adulthood, smiling and nodding at all the right times. Once they're grown I'm going to kill myself and make it look like an accident.
I've orally raped 3 women have anal raped 2 out of the three. I knew them all and none of them pressed charges or even stopped talking to me right away. Whores are here to be used.
>>693850684
im not sure what you're asking. how did the desire start or how did the scenario start?
>>693850828
Fight a bear! Don't go out like the punk ass bitch you are have some style. Get a sword and shield and head out into the woods covered in meat and honey. Then if you live you're going to be so jacked on yourself you won't want to die. Seriously sword fight a bear.
I have a strong foot fetish and I'm afraid to tell my gf about it
>>693851193
I agree. Kick that bears ass.
>>693851193
That's entirely possible. I live in the woods on New Hampshire and spend a lot of time out on the trails.
>>693850955
One, then the other
>>693851193
I don't even want to die, but now I have to try this.
>>693849686
i peed on some stairs at work. I am a lifeguard and left alone at the top of towers a lot.
Earlier today I showered with my 7yo niece for the 1st time. She was the one who asked to do it. And no, nothing bad happened.
>>693851444
Nice trips.
Also, don't be. I've met plenty of girls who weren't into it and played along into it... Most of them really got into it. Just start slow. Maybe throw one of her legs up onto your shoulder while you're banging her missionary style and then kiss her foot.
despite being a lesbian i have a HUGE CREAMPIE FETISH I just love the idea of eating or eating out a freshly fucked cunt.
>>693852264
I did it but she says she's ticklish and gets embarrased by it
>>693851598
I'm not sure how the desire started. Maybe it was because she was so slutty when we were young and then changed and I wanted her to return to being slutty.
We went to a club early, i had the crushed up rohyp in my pocket in a small glass vial. Offered to get us some shots. Went downstairs and ordered two monster bombs with chambord. Sprinkled in rohyp, went upstairs and said lets shoot em. An hour or so later, the club started filling up, so I set her on a couch and pulled her skirt up and panties down, opened her shirt and undid her bra, and pulled her knees apart. I knew security never went up there because they only allowed certainly people up there, kind of a vip area. I took a seat far enough away to watch but not look like I was aware.
I am Muslim and I love bacon. I eat all the time but have not told my family or Emam.
>>693852389
I'm sure there are some couples who would be super into this. Or if you're willing to settle for synthetic jizz they have dildos that are designed for that kind of thing.
I go to www.4chan.org sometimes, usually when I'm bored.
I have nude shots of my cousin on my phone
>>693852543
Your secret is safe with us, eat some bacon, its a guilty pleasure
>>693852440
So be honest with her and tell her there's nothing to be embarrassed about and that it kind of turns you on. In the grand scheme of things foot fetishes are pretty goddamn vanilla and are pretty common.
>>693851193
Do it, because I want to
I give condoms to my 13yo niece who recently started being sexually active. her parents are conservative jesusfags who would probably die from a stroke if they knew she is having sex. I told her I'd keep it a secret and made her promise to always be safe.
I chatted up a chick in a bar and she dragged me to her flat so I could impregnate her. She has my child now. I have my wife and two kids. Saw her again and she wants another one. I'm thinking of doing it.
>>693852766
Deliver pls
>>693849172
>my bro hacked my pc to find nudes of my gf
>i fixed scanner to pick up cellphones, listened to my bro tell all his friends
>i bricked his pc
>caught my mom cheating, blackmailed for will to house
>fucked my bros gf
>fucked my gf sister
>best friend fucked my gf, had his car towed, and dumped her nudes
>>693849172
I used to take baths with my sister, starting when I was five and she was born. This continued for roughly three years. I have distinct memories of my sister always grabbing me down there, and my parents told me not yell or hit her because she was just a baby. Several of these pics are in my family albums, and I've always felt weird about it. They never tried to stop her, so I don't know if my parents are/were weirdos, or if this is "normal" and I'm just autistic.
>>693852668
I've thought about doing this with couples but being from a small town where the old come here to die...options are limited and synthetic cum doesn't do it for me. Like I'm really big into cum play especially with a stranger kink
ultimate goal is to go to a glory hole with some chick that'll let me eat her out after strangers cum inside her.
>>693850089
JESUS CHRIST KILL THE BITCH NOT THE FUCKING CAT IT'S TOO CUTE IT DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER WTF
>>693849172
I was picking up my friends girlfriend from a club but found her fucking a homeless guy in the back alley for some weed. I am torn between telling him or not to tell him.
>>693852240
Were you interested in starting something?
>>693852932
well I'm her first sexual partner and she even makes me close my eyes or blindfolds me in order to give me a bj because she doesn't want me to look
>>693853798
might be a bit of both really, but given how young she was.....I'd say it's a bit understandable. NOw if they encouraged it...
>>693853419
After my third child I had a vasectomy.
I picked this lady up in a bar who wanted to get pregnant too as she said she was getting old and didnt have a man. I fucked her and of course it didn't work. She saw me after and asked if we could do it again as she didnt get pregnant. I've been fucking her regularly now for over 4 months and of course she's still not pregnant.
You have no idea how brilliant this situation is.
I started saying shit like. Its better if you suck my cock until its really hard first, and I heard reverse cowboy is more likely to get you pregnant and even convinced her for while to fuck me during my lunch break as that was when my sperm was at their strongest. my sides. dumb bitch
>>693850622
What's the name of the pharmacy?
>>693849172
I watch reruns of games (usually football) and tell my kids the final score, so they think I'm psychic now.
>>693854259
true or not muh sides
>>693854014
nah but i'll admit she is very cute and wasn't shy at all.
>>693853979
You're gunna have to blackmail that bitch hardcore mate. Get to gag on your cock and do anal a few times.
>>693854434
i'd have to look it up, its been a while. not sure they still sell rohyp though.
>>693854153
Meh, they didn't tell her to, but she sat between my legs every time. Maybe I'm just a little unsettled from seeing my dick in her hands, I dunno.
>>693853979
Confront her. Tell her to be honest with him or you will. Do everything you can to not get directly involved before you do.
>>693854648
Please try to look it up. I have no clue which websites are safe, they all look so fishy.
>>693849172
I'm really into brother/sister porn, or the idea of it at least. There is very little where it is actually brother and sister.
Anyone else into this?
>>693854876
look around on the deep web. there is always stuff there.
>>693854908
only if the entire family is in on it. or at least one of the parents.
>>693854876
Try using I2p and not tor to find this shit.
So many honey pots on tor now a days
>>693854876
>>693855070
Yes. That's where I learned of the place. But this was a long time ago when deep web was a lot "safer".
>>693854512
I thought about it but she's a really good friend of mines and my friends girlfriend so I couldn't muster up the courage to do it. I just wish I had never saw it happened because now I'm so confused about what to do.
>>693854805
I told her I saw and she begged me not to tell him. She seemed genuinely sorry and was really drunk that night. I know she's a good person but so is my friend. I honestly don't want to hurt either of them but keeping this secret is just tearing me on the inside.
I got some lesbians pregnant cause they had no man sperm to do the job. One of them let me fuck her "woman" but insisted she watched. It was wierd I could only fuck her wife doggie style and they whole time the "man" lesbian was staring at her wife and her wife was staring at her.
I didn't give a fuck. I just pumped and away and started saying shit like. I fuck yeah, your pussy is so fucking tight and wet. I blew like a geyser and collapsed on her back pushing her flat to the bed until her "man" lesbain pushed my sweaty ass off. Hilarious shit.
>>693854908
I am. I've taken creeps of my sister and I know she's more or less got a bf online, so I really want to try to get access to her phone or apple account in case of nudes. I don't really like it involved with parents though.
>>693855177
>>l2p?
a little elaboration?
>>693852470
Hot! Wish i had the guts. What does she look like? Any non face body photos? Age?
>>693855177
I've seen l2p mentioned around the deep web, but I've never looked into it. And yes, I'm super scared of the honey pots.
>>693855243
Sorry mate but she's no longer good for anything other than a receptacle for your manjuice. Your mate needs to dump her. Tell him straight away you gutless piece of shit.
>>693855378
I agree to an extent. The idea of a father fucking his young daughter is hot to me.
The deep web used to have great young erotic literature, i wish someone has kept it
>>693849172
Sometimes, I fap in the shower.
>>693855243
Just stay out of it, bro. If you blab, then you're involved. You'll think that you're doing something noble but you'll end up shouldering some of the blame in the long run, even if it's indirectly...
A good rule of thumb for life: DO NOT get involved in your friends' relationships.
>>693856013
Or.... you could give leave your mate an anonymous note telling him about the event.
>>693849172
I have a thing for horses
i spy cam my wife sometimes. have some vids of her masturbating. and i recently let a friend of mine watch one of them with me. i'm waiting on him to ask to see another one.
>>693855399
https://thetinhat.com/tutorials/darknets/i2p.html
It's like tor but better
Better for IMing, torrenting, and sharing. It all depends on what your needs are.
>>693849172
my bank pin is 9513
>>693856294
kek
>>693855818
I've seen bits of ero litt on the deep web, and most was poor quality. But yeah, the good I've seen where oompf.
I think it's because I generally don't like older men in porn etc, and I generally imagine parents being 40+ when their kids have grown up.
>>693855664
I'm still new to it as well, hell i'm new to the damn deepweb, but so far I haven't seen that many negative comments about it. though.
>>693856273
You posted this in both threads
>>693856167
yes! say youre the homeless dude. tell him she's a bad fuck anyway and to ditch her
>>693856013
although not a bad idea either. But wouldnt you say too late because anon has confronted the girl
>>693855692
>>693856013
>>693856167
People are telling me to do it and people are telling me not to do it...
I honestly don't know what to do at this point anymore. Someone is going to get hurt for sure though.
>>693856474
so? I was looking for a response
>>693852470
This is pasta
>>693856273
here
http://bit.
ly/29hweTe
>>69385627
i spy cam my mom and let my two best friends see what i get. so i guess you and i are sort of like /b bros. :)
>>693856657
To each his own I suppose
>>693856573
Well if it was your girlfriend fucking skanky streetcock for laughs and using the excuse that she was drunk so that she could do it, would you not like to know?
>>693856273
giving, receiving or just watching others?
>>693856690
seems legit
>>693856891
>>i was drunk
poorest excuse in the damn book
>>693856666
Whoa. Satanic quads speak the truth
Hail Satan
>>693856891
That's true. I think I'm going to do what that anon told me to do. I'll tell her to tell him or I'll do it myself. At least that way she's taking responsibility for her actions and I won't have to be involved any further.
>>693856922
I have never actually done stuff or seen irl sadly
>>693856288
Hehe, in the top of the article it says that Tor and I2p are different and can't be compared to each other ;) but it looks pretty cool. Thanks for the article, it was pretty good.
>>693856467
Same. I2p seems interesting though, ought to give it a shot.
>>693857422
would you though?
I prearrange to meet chicks from craigslist at all the places my work takes me. Even though I have a wife and kids.
>>693856573
the truth will set you free. Tell her she's telling him and if she doesn't do it in a week, you tell him, period.
Even if she is your friend, she betrayed her boyfriend. At the least he deserves to know. Especially since he's your friend, too.
I've started posting nudes with face because I honestly stopped caring about people recognizing her. She's my slut anyway. I can do what I want with her.
I have a homosexual attraction towards my best friend
>>693856666
Yes. Ive posted it many times.
Im about to so it again actually.
>>693850828
suicide doesn't end your pain, it only passss it on to someone else
>>693857622
You aren't scared of getting doxxed yourself?
>>693853979
Something similar happened to me as well. Except it was at a party and I caught my friend GF fucking some random guy in the bedroom and I ended up blackmailing her.
I get ecstasy delivered to my workplace and take sick days off with two of my co-workers where we just get off our tits on it in a local hotel and screw each other senseless. All of us are married with kids but just sick of our boring lives.
Why the fuck do I "love" her more than when I actually saw her daily?
I really want to message her, in hopes that something happens. But I know nothing will come of it beyond a decent conversation. Just like every time before.
It is kinda annoying hearing her name alot, or music with her name. For some reason I almost think it's a sign to do something.
I was at work yesterday, and Maggie May by Rod Stewart began playing on the radio, followed by Your my Best Friend by Queen.
For some reason I think I saw the girl I am interested in while driving. Looked kinda like her from the top of her head.
Fuck. Why does everything remind me of her?
My special rub for grilling is ground coffee, paprika, corainder seed, dry mustard, salt and pepper.
I'm ruined!
>>693857618
This seems like a reasonable idea. I just hope this doesn't end up uglier than it already is.
I meet up with three of my exgirlfriends once a year and fuck em for old times sake. Im totally married with kids man
>>693857808
And what's the worst that could happen if I was?
>>693856573
If the situation were reversed, would you want him to tell you?
>>693857525
Probably. When I go without jerking off for like a week I get so fucking horny. So horny I would do it and not even feel bad. Until it was over at least.
>>693853629
you sound like a really pleasant individual
>>693851193
I don't live around bears, what do I do? I live south of DC
>>693851478
Please record it!
My boss cornered me in the toilets at the staff christmas function and fucked me. I couldnt say no otherwise I would lose my job. I've been trying to avoid her for 4 months now but I keep getting stuck in situations where we are alone uninterrupted for hours on end. Shes forced her will against me and fucked me almost a dozen times now.
The last time we did it she pulled out a strap-on and a jar of lube and fucked me in the ass.
I think I'm starting to like it but I can't help but think of my wife and kids.
>>693854876
>I have no clue which websites are safe
>sure /b wil be much safer
i killed my neighbors dog
>>693858815
What's the name of that Lifetime Channel movie?
>>693853629
lmfao good week?
I like to dress in skimpy womens clothing and fuck my ass on cam for men. I really want to be fucked but chicken out all the time.
>>693857525
>>693858404
Please respond I want to talk to you
>>693857810
What did you do once you blackmailed her?
>>693856370
your kek made me kek more than the post you kekd at for some reason
>>693859293
I love you
>>693859174
hello, its me >>693857525
>>693859475
Oh yay! I last replied with
>>693858404
>>693857566
i also have a wife and kids and would love to do this but craigslist seems full of bots??
>in my room doing shit on PC
>sister on my bed doing normie stuff on her phone
>after a few hours
>sister fall asleep
>everyone else sleeping as well
>decide that is time to some action
>masturbate a bit on her face
>rubbing my cock on her mouth and stuff
>time to go deeper
>put her short and panties out of the way
>lick her ass a little
>masturbate a bit on her ass
>my cock on her butthole and stuff
>no penetration, shes still a virgin
>after 2 hours maybe...
>time to finish
>cum on her ass
I have some pics if guys want
>>693849686
How much money did you pull?
>>693856666
Checked
>>693859235
I walked in the room and demanded to join as well. At first she offered me a blow job to keep quiet and I was actually okay with that but once I got that blow job I kept pushing for more. Eventually I just ended up fucking her with the other guy as well. Ever since then we've been meeting together ever so often to fuck so I don't tell her boyfriend.
i think my secret is the saddest and worst im gods mistake im a newfag
>>693859798
>>693857566
You guys are worse than this guy
>>693856273
>>693859903
Post?
Assuming legal age
>>693859738
>>693849172
7 y/o is young for me. 12 is my limit.
I have a sick fantasy. I want to buy a young girl who has just taken MDMA and has been trained to love cock while maintaining her virginity. this way i get to take it from her while shes rolling, and begging for it
>>693859903
show us the fucking pics
>>693859903
and she didn't wake up? This bitch Cinderella or what?
>>693860098
intrigued to know why
im this guy >>693859798
>>693860414
Because horsefucker isn't cheating
>>693859903
Nigga, you post that shit. You post that shit, now!
I'm 18 years old, and i secretly crossdress and skype with people age 55+ to jack off..
>>693853869
My wife would totally love this. Shame.
>>693853979
>fucking a homeless guy for some weed
fake
if it was heroin i'd take the bait
>>693855818
loads on the clear web if it's literature you want. Asstr is a good place to start.
If it's more graphic stuff then yu need the darkweb
>>693860813
could have been a dumb normalfag
>>693860263
Sounds good.
This now.
>>693850089
That was amazing. You are great. I hope she is depressed 3:)
>>693853979
If real, tell em you faggot
>>693860947
thats a fucking leg
>>693849172
I'm currently messaging a woman i met on tinder.
>married with kids
she wants to meet up
should I do it?
>>693852240
Your Age and gender?
> I mean whether you have a penis or vagina not what you identify as get that tumblr shit out of here
>>693849172
I fuck my cousin more then 3x a day.
We moved in together.
We are always close.
>>693860263
why MDMA specifically?
>>693849172
One time when my mom was drunk I snuck into here room and stole her underwear. She was passed out so I said fuck it and touched the tiddy. She started moving around and moaning. I stuck my pee pee in her mouth. I came and left. Next morning found out she had a seizure and died. Reply to this post or your mom will die no immunities.
>>693853629
wat
>>693861156
Does my slender friend still lurk here?
>>693851193
Fuck I really need to di this ;_; if someone does, plz record it and post everywhere XD
>>693860263
What does this have to do with me post?
>>693858967
Not going to use /b/ as my only source, but it's a place where I can ask specific questions.
>>693849172
I enjoy spanking girls and boys.
>>693850089
Your place looks like Bates motel. And that psycho of a girl just fits right in there ..
>>693855378
you taken her underwear before? Also is she younger than you or older
>>693861469
Do go on.
>>693861388
REEEEEEEEE
>>693850629
Mom couldn't will you house without dad knowing LIAR
>>693849172
When there is a murder or mass shooting my first reaction is "good".
>>693861708
Plenty of times. She is older. Came into twice, but it's usually a mesd afterwards so I don't do it much. I try to dump small bits of cum in her face cream though. It has lots of perfumes in it, so I don't think she can smell it either...
>>693861388
ofc she will die, but the question is when, fucker
>>693861469
moar
>>693861388
nigger.
>>693861608
how old? is it something you get to do often?
>>693861802
Eric Harris is that you?
>>693861366
>>693860263
because it would make the entire experience so much more intense. Her little mind wouldnt know what to do, and she would be okay with anything
i am legitimately happy that the cops in dallas got killed. fuck the police. i hope more people shoot up police to teach their institutions a lesson. life is hard but fuckers need to pay.
>>693861388
fk u
>>693862112
ideal age? What does she look like...?
Any RL experiences?
>>693861150
Ive seen many asses that is an ass my friend
>>693861930
You really do this? Not faking for a story? Wow that's... kind of hot. What else have you done?
>>693861469
do explain your reply anon....
>>693862038
Between 5 and 12 usually. Sometimes older as a disciplinarian. Not as often as I would like but frequently enough to know I enjoy it.
>>693861388
Frick you
>>693849172
I used to abuse the family dog, as well as a bunch of birds when I was 7-9. Most common methods I used on dog was restraining her and then start kicking her and choking with bare hands or in water for birds.
>>693859903
b8
You fucking idiots really fall for this?
kys
>>693861388
ANON NZNSSNDBEHE
when i was 15 i put peanut butter on my dick and tried to get my dog to lick it. idk why the fuck i did and i really hope there is no god so i don't have to stand infront of him and explain why i did that.
i just got a link to actual cp through this site and now feel like shit
>>693850836
>Virgin detected
>>693862320
Nothing much. Creep pics mostly, from when she's asleep and a bit when she's in skimpy clothing. Also got a few pics from spying in bathroom.
Not faking, it's not all that hard to do; just be home when she isn't and grab a pair of undies when she has at least 4 or so around, in case she checks her hamper/it's time to wash. When it's that many no one will notice.
>>693862112
I love your sick fantasy. I hope to have something like it one day.
>>693862611
I had fantasies about doing that but I never did. I feel the same way, why did that even cross my mind.
>>693849172
I am fucking my gf's mom and have beeb before we met. Her mom is married too. Don't feel bad for it either.
My life is so pathetic I don't have any real secret.
>>693862753
was it good tho? also paste link or gtfo
>>693862455
Is true.
The best moment of my life.
but she stopped sleeping in my room after getting a boyfriend
>>693862289
No RL experience.
Ideal age would be 12-14. Shes petite with big eyes and brown hair. Olive complexion to her skin.
someone continue this as a story
>>693861388
>>693862785
give us the fucking pic anon
I'm a Zoophile.
I've watched young vids online over cam with women. nothing hotter than seeing a women get off to thart.
>>693862785
I see. Does she have a boyfriend? If she does how do you feel about that
>>693849686
Wow, you've somehow combined being a filthy cuck with being a rapist nigger
That's some next level bad human-ing you've got going there anon.
>>693862753
Be careful with the link, if you're on mobile you don't want to paste it to someone accidentally. And be careful of your words too, you don't wanna get banned.
>>693850828
Please stay alive for your kids.
>>693862910
I just saw the look of desperation and closed that shit the fast that i could.
Also panicing bc fbi
>>693855988
That's normal
>>693863252
what was in the pic or vid u saw?
>>693862297
No its a leg, its a black guy wearing panties across the fold of his knee
>>693863040
I feel you man
I'm this guy>>693856273
sometimes in bed i touch my peepee and it starts to get stiff and hurt a little bit and when i pet it it feels like i'm gonna pee but i'm scared if something comes out
>>693862785
Fantasies about her? spill the details
>>693863342
Was dropbox link.
And take a guess fucker
>>693849686
If I saw you in real life, and I was aware you do this kind of thing, like magically or something, I would probably kill you.
I'm a coroner, so I'd put solid money on me getting away with it too.
I'm not even mad, I'd just be glad and consider it my civic duty to kill people like you, like picking up a dog shit left in a children's park y'know.
>>693863399
Dogs. There's this neighbor who has a husky and she always runs up to the fence when I pass and lets me pet her and licks my hand... Oh God, I'd love for it to be my cock instead, she's... She's beautiful
>>693863467
If that's real I feel bad for you
T O P S E C R E T
https://youtu.be/mPR7LB2ayoU
>>693863622
I can guess lots. curious about specifics. girl alone or with man? anything happening or just poses?
>>693857921
Are you all guys???
can a 22 yr old fuck a 16 yr old?
I'm Zardulu
>>693862984
Of what? Here's from hidden cam.
>>693863176
I think she has an online boyfriend. I don't really care either, it's mostly lust for her body. The good thing about it is she might have nudes on her phone. I don't think she has, but if I can get access to her Apple account I could look around regularly.
>>693863640
lets see a dead body anon
>>693863778
Not in most states.
>>693863743
That's it, I am out of here.
>>693850828
You could always sell them and check out early.
Check Em faggots
>>693863778
depends where. Lots of states and countries it's legal. in some it's technically illegal but unlikely to be prosecuted. Some like California are really strict.
>>693863732
Sadly horses are a lot harder to come by.. I'm not even into dogs and I just remembered last night I was so horny I let our dog lick some
>>693863732
Is the dog's name Reanna?
>>693863732
One time I was jerking off with my brothers dog in my room. She came up to me and started licking me and I went with it. When I came she ate it and seemed like she was waiting for it.guess my brother trained her.
>>693862179
Coincidentally, I'm happy every time i hear a cop killed a nigger. XD
>>693863827
I'm not at work though? Its saturday anon.
I guess I can make a thread on monday if you want.
>>693863606
I really have a rape fantasy, though the thing about penetration leaves obvious proof... But drugging her, feeling her body, eating her out, using her to masturbate, take loads of pictures... Even though it's a fantasy I have a hard time imagining real sex not going wrong, but man I'd love it. Sleeping sex, or raping her in the shower. Lots of things :b
>>693864213
do that shit
>>693863808
If it's lust for her body then why her? You could have lust for another woman's body that isn't your sister? Just wondering that's all. I'm into incest too but only when its an older male cousin or brother. Hate anything to do with parents.
>>693864118
nice name. Huskies are always clowning around, getting into trouble, and getting stuck in odd places
>>693862947
Please die
>>693864437
Cool, I have a couple of interesting ones in.
I've got a stabbing and a homeless guy who overdosed on something, pending test results to see what it was.
Probably can't show you guys any faces though.
>>693864454
It's true. They're a lot of fun if you get to know them well.
>>693863941
Fucking pansy. Post the link, let us take care of it for you.
Get Dubs
>>693858691
Long trip to bears?
>>693864363
rub your dick on her pillow when she's not home. If she has stuffed toys rub your dick on those.
>>693864118
WHAT THE FUCK, THE AUTISTIC CRINGE
Also bait
>>693864444
True... But It's just that I'm not in love with her. I do love her as my sister, and her being my sister makes the lust stronger I guess.
I hate anything with parents too. Cousin is fine too. Just not all the elderly parents :b
I save up a couple of thousand every 2 months and travel to different cities
I then dress in an outfit and put on a persona.
It takes away from my insecurities and abusive childhood.
For a night I'm an oligarch or a trust fund kid instead of a poor kid turned good.
>>693864660
These days I've been getting to know some other breeds too. Dogs are great.
>>693854839
She looks brown.
>>693849172
Played house with my little brother when we were kids. He was 3 and I pretend to be the baby and got him to change my diaper by licking my pussy.
>>693863743
Kill yourself pedo.
>>693865077
dubs. Will do then.
>>693864118
No, it isn't.
>>693864611
gr8, id say the stabbing but its really up to you
>>693864859
Good idea. She's not at home now, actually. I've tried smearing small amounts of cum on some food for her, but we had to leave and she didn't eat them in the end. I really want to mix my cum in yoghurt or smoothie for her.
>>693865243
Careful anon. Cum in yogurt tastes bad. You need something that's spicy or salty
>>693864454
In a perfect world, I'd have a husky as a lover.
>be 12
>wake up to somebody playing with your dick
>don't give a fuck who it is because you're 12 and somebody is touching your dick
>they start sucking
>first non-manual orgasm
>see my 10 year old brother leaving room
>wtf.png
>starts becoming a regular thing
>eventually say fuck it and put my hand on his head while he's sucking
>he pauses... Keeps going and starts moaning
>still fuck around to this day. I'm 27. he's 25
>>693865075
how old were you at the time? Good memories now?
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Have you ever discussed it with him?
I've been paying my friend money to sleep with his girlfriend for the past 2 years since I can never get pussy.
>>693865358
Ahaha, thanks, I didn't know. I'll keep that in mind. I guess I'll have to resort to something else. Do I want to know why you know that?
>>693862753
Welcome to your 1st week on 4chan.
This thread is why aliens will never visit us.
>>693865381
>>693858344
100% this
>>693865825
Kek
My best friend's underage sister has been hitting on me by months, she is pretty cute but her age is out of my range.
He says to be cool about it.
>>693849172
i dont know why people lie in these threads. but i have a really big cuckold bbc fantasy fetish. i dont look like the type to be into that. sometimes i dream of finding a white princess and being her cuckold.
I've always wanted to have someone take over my computer and post pictures from my dropbox to my own facebook and completely humiliate me.
>>693866117
"It's a phase." And it is. Is it annoying or are you enjoying the attention?
>>693849686
cuck
>>693866341
I actually dont know, it makes me feel uneasy due to her age, but like i said she is really cute.
>>693865412
I was 8. I have weird memories about it. I've never admitted it before, not even to myself! Whenever the thought popped into my head I immediately did something to distract myself or forced myself to think of something different. I wondered for awhile if I made this up but now that I think about it....it felt very real so I don't think I did. I've never discussed it with him before. Too terrified of brining it up. My relationship with him is okay now. We are not that close as siblings.
>>693866521
What kinda age difference are we talking?
I like meeting guys who think I'm cool, becoming their best friend, then getting their crushes to fall in love with me. Doesnt always work but when it does it's pretty sweet.
>>693866634
REEEEEE GET OUT OF HERE CHAD
>>693866619
8 years
>>693863640
Watch those edges there anon.
>>693866521
That's understandable, girls tend to be pretty cute.
8 years are quite a lot. You said your friend told you to be cool about it, but is he able to be cool about it?
>>693866729
I feel bad about it but most of the time I dont try.
>>693866968
He says "id rather you take her virginity than any random idiot takes advantage of her"
He only asks me to make my intentions clear, so he'd be cool even if i'd want to date her.
>>693867526
How old is she?
>>693850836
lewis?
>>693867526
good man. All girls should fuck males approved of by their fathers and/or brothers
>>693867526
Oh wow. Your buddy really seems to trust you, that's awesome. But it sounds like it's just a crush on her side. Are you just gonna wait it out?
I can't swim nor ride a bike.
>>693849172
Accidentally walked in on my brother changing. Freaked out and apologized but when I shut the door a kept a sliver of it open so I could look at his dick. I was curious to know how big it was.
>>693867842
I have no idea, im not really into underage girls but... maybe ill just wait til she gets older, if it isnt just a phase then i may just go for it and ask her out.
>>693861204
18-25yo
M
>>693868509
Yeah, that age is pretty unstable... We've All been there. Gl in the future.
