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Name a more badass warrior than a pictish warrior.

protip: you cant
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>>693806326
Any germanic warrior as they kicked pict asses all the way up to scotland
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>>693806395
couldn't find any proof on that any links
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>>693806326
didn't the romans btfo these guys?
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>>693806395
yeat got killed by the romans.
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>>693806326
ANGLO SAXONS FTW
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>>693807018
romans protected alot of britain from scotland, ireland from raids, there was alot of battles between the two but overall romans did win but not with ease
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>>693807127

No they didn't, the Romans build Hadrian's wall because they couldn't defeat them. Noob.
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Filthy barbarian scum.
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>>693807412
they protected britain because they used it for farming for a while but then the roman empire got attacked in the east so the expansion stopped there and left britain. cant remeber who attacked them.
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>>693807532
My autism makes me mad at this picture
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>>693807425
butthurt german
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>>693807425
Okay then be more precise, germanic people cover a vast area and a lot of people, people that also got killed by the romans.
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>>693807425
The romans built Hadrian's wall because:
a) There was nothing else to conquer up north
b) building a wall is a good idea to keep your army busy in times of peace
c) Under Hadrian Rome literally decided to stop expanding, it was the AIGHT that's big enough point.

You might say, but scotland was just a little further north to the edge of the island!
Yeah they didn't know that.
More territory means more borders, more borders means more neighbors, more neighbors means more shit to defend from said neighbors.

It's a never ending fucking cycle and the more you expand the harder it gets for the whole thing not to fall apart.
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The pics had pretty cool tattoos they really went full out. The vikings had really cool tattoos to
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Nobody can fuck with apaches
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A Chaos Warrior!
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>>693808129
>tfw when Deadliest Warrior got canceled
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>>693808129
The Blue Coat faggots from the US Cavalry fucked them pretty good.
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>>693808129
We annihilated them, so yes people can.
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>>693806326
>Βάρβαροι προσπαθούν να παίξουν στρατιώτη
Kek
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>>693806326
inb4 op realises that's a celt not a pict.
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>>693807532
romans were black
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>>693808129
Fucking... THIS! All of my "This!"The only warrior culture's that come close are Mongol, and the Lakota Nation. But the Apache... Fuck man, they were brutality fucking incarnate!
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>>693808344
they had bows and knives, we had guns, we still had a hard time defeating them
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>>693807677

I'm Welsh.
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>>693808532
You must really love cock.
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>>693806326
No barbarian horde can withstand the might of the hetairoi
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Talos Valcoran
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>>693808602
That's because the Yankees were cuck faggots and even they managed to beat the Indians.
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No one can compete with a social justice warrior
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>>693808402
έλα σε εμένα
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>>693808402
>>693808685
Pay denbts and then we'll talk about warfare
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>>693806326
who kicked pict ass?
the scots, the original scots fresh from northern Ireland in the 6th century.
the norse, raided them into oblivion in the 8th century.
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>>693808791
kek

>tfw there going to defeat all of us
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>>693808326
>taking twelve years, plus a genocide of women and children to defeat a vastly technologically inferior enemy

>US Cavalry fucked them pretty good

Pick one.

>>693808344
Avoiding combat with some of the toughest warriors ever bred, while you butcher their defenseless families isn't victory, it's a war crime.
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>>693806326
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>>693808860

>seleucids havent died yet

wot
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>>693808960
>War
>Crime

When will this meme end?
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>>693808960
I hate blue coats as much as anyone, but there is no such thing as a war crime.

War is hell.
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Have you considered staying classy
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Winged Hussar.

What a dumb question.
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>>693809040

Not going to lie, I'm not a pro at the game, but I found it extremely amusing my general would stay alive that long.
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>>693808960
>Avoiding combat with some of the toughest warriors ever bred, while you butcher their defenseless families isn't victory

topkek redskin pooftahs
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>>693808960
It's not so black and white, the natives killed women and children too, we just had more firepower
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hussars
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>>693807425
there were more than picts living north of hadrians wall
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Aztecs were fucking warriors. Disease was what fucked them up and the trust they had towards spaniards.
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>>693809089
War is for warriors, war is not stomping the skulls of infants into the ground, because bullets are expensive.
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>>693808960
The only war crime here is sucking so badly at warfare that you get BTFO this hard lmao
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the Moors
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>>693809212
Pic very related.
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>>693808886
picts converted to christianity than the norse came the picts really didn't even exist than. it was just a bunch of catholic farmers and some warriors that still were nothing like the picts
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>>693808860
feeling the urge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC-uATAqSo8
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>>693809189
were they now?
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>>693809301
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>>693808478
to nitpick its a gaul
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Lets not lie to ourselves. WW1 Frenchman was the most OP warrior ever devised.
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>>693809212
And gunpowder and horses. There is several times Herman met the aztecs whilst outnumbered and litterally won because the aztecs were scared of the guns and horses
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>>693809212

Chicken pox literally tougher than aztecs

When will aztec manlets learn?
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>>693809141
>>693809170
Battle tested for crushing throats up and down Europe for 2 god damn centuries. This.
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>>693809215
An enemy is only truly defeated when he has been annihilated.

Dead races fight no wars.
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>>693809400
Forgot noble french warrior picture.
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>>693809400
Certainly one of the fastest or was that the WW2 Frenchman
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>>693809400
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>>693809379
explain
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>>693809141
>>693809170
Cant argue, they were the best cavalry at the time and that kill to death ratio is amazing. But I think this is a foot soldiers thread
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>>693809294
I'm sorry, the correct answer was Moops
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>>693809164
Killing intruders on your land, is vastly different than having entire villages of people gunned down unable to defend themselves.
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>>693809500
nice
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>>693808820
Not greek. But can still appreciate what military they fielded before overspending became their way of life.
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>>693809552
At this point it's just poor sportsmanship to still be complaining about the specifics of how you lost so hard
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>>693809400
At least we can all hate the french in unison
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>>693809776
Pity is the word you are looking for. From running away during world wars to having you national team be composed of negros. The French truly are a pitiful ethnicity.
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>>693809744
I'm not Apache though. I AM part Creek though, and The Trail of Tears is still something the federal government is ashamed to talk about.
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>>693807412
The important part of Britain the tin, they called it the tin islands. Tin was very scarce back then but a needed for casting bronze
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Greatest warriors of all time.
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>>693809964
so youre microscopically part native because your ancestors raped an indian woman and now your using it for blaming everyone
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>>693808860
How the fuck did he live so long???
My men die in their 60s at best
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>>693810149
Actually my paternal grandmother was 100% Creek.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13uUR35CZkI HA
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>>693809964
I dare you to get a DNA test.
The vast majority of people claiming native ancestry is bullshit.
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>>693807261
>resting naked sword tip on the ground
Absolutely Disgusting
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Guys face it pics where the best warriors simply because there lack of fear. some ran into battle completely naked and would win the battle just by screaming. oh god i'm having flashbacks again, please god make them stop
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>>693810211
so your grandad was up shit creek a lot then?
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Nerf the Red Baron.
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>>693808820
This.

Also: tassled military shoes?! Is this a joke?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QI_nxhf4Ag
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>>693808954
the horror, the horror
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>>693808565
They still got slaughtered by pretty much anyone with interest I'm the americas.

ID have to go with the Mongols or the Celts or Germanic tribes.
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>>693806326
the french/italian duelist
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Do you fuckers even Han dynasty?
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>>693810259
true coming from a reservation nigger
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>>693810632
Han dies
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>>693806326
Tell me about Pictish warriors anon
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Plebs, goku trumps all.
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The Mongols you plebs, they conquered more than anyone else,
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>>693810746
They were the best warriors of all time
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>>693808532

According to modern findins, all the civilizations were black until the 1800s when whites suddenly came from the woods and started to oppress everyone. They rewrote he history to suit their invading tactics.
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>>693810348
Probably. I wouldn't know though. My mom and dad met while they were in the marines. My mom kicked him to the curb just before she was discharged. I didn't meet my dad til I was 30. His mom died 15 years before I ever met him. So... Yeah. My grandad Sal was prolly balls deep in her a lot. But thinking about it really doesnt bother me, seeing as how I never knew her.
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>>693810839
Kek
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moghol
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>>693810866
Never, ever trust a findin
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red khmer
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>>693810866
This bait is so obvious it's almost painful.
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>>693808344
Disease *
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red army
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>>693810866
I doubt all the Romans were white. The medditarenean are is probably the least white area after the continent of Africa. There must have been at least some blacks in the Roman military. If any of you are from spain, Italy, or Greece you should just call yourselves black.
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>>693806326
Please. Social Justice Warriors are more badass. They fought for each and every one of their genders you misogynistic pigs.
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>>693811000
Check'd
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who would win in a fight 1 pictish warrior or one million lgbt's
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moghol 3
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>>693811326
Loaded question, you would need at least a fenchman to make a dent in the lgbt's
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>>693811326
better question is there any warrior that can lose to them
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>>693811051
These commies.
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>>693807925
you forgot one other point, if you conquer too fast and do not eradicate the cultures of the conquerd they will fuck you up from the inside
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>>693808129
I miss deadliest warrior, used to get high af with my buddy and watch it. This is why we killed the Buffalo, war of attrition with the apaches
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>Warrior thread.
>no America
>kek
>back to back world war champs
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>>693808478
Did picts use woad as well as celts?
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>>693806326
i'm going to go with a proto-hominid warrior. i have to assume that pre-weapon warfare between apes just forming language and concepts of leadership were fucking 100 person mma matches with chimplike humans getting suplexed and getting their eyes bitten out
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>>693810820
this
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>>693806326
American commando pig cannot stand to strong Soviet man. American commando pig is like child,both cannot beat Soviet man. Is also coward, like all red faced American.
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>>693811895
Take that back potatoe fucker
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>>693811106

Not bait, satire. But that seems to be what the hardcore SWJ's believe. Every one was non-white and invented stuff and then suddenyl white men appeared from another planet or something and oppressed everyone and now all is shit.
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Oui monsieur.
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>>693811760
yes
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>>693810823
Ok, probably they weren't...
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>>693811992
immonde
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>>693811690
That's some shit tier bait, americuck
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ethiopian warrior
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>>693812033
prove me wrong they would bit your face of and kill you with there 12 inch cock
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>>693812130
Where you from? Wanna be somewhat greatful for not speaking german? Faggot.
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>>693809298
Yea cuz feathers are great at stopping switds, etc. Aztec are dumb cucks>>693809301
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>>693810097
That's why they were afraid of the u.s. marines because of what our soldiers did to them right ?
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>>693812167
kek thats me on the left I'm the dindu like "wat duuuude? Me no kno da poo poo"
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>>693811966
Сука Блять
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>>693811822
I don't know why, but the imagery you painted with this post made me giggle like a toddler being tickled.
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>>693812446
Yeah, you would know the whole german history by know. Probably wouldnt know what that place even was
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sosa warrior
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>>693812106
Et pourquoi ça?
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>>693811628
the buffalo cull was to beat the plains Indians.
apaches were desert Indians from northern mexico that tried to migrate into south western usa.
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japanese
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>>693811822
Kekkled. Imagine the commentary

>Uuungghhh, ooga booga- Ooogh Haagh
>Ungha haagha mooga mooga?
>Mooga! Mooga!!
>MOOGA! Ooga shooga baaghh!
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>>693812698
You weeb
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>>693812587
costume immonde, barbe démodée depuis la Troisième République sans oublier l'immondice qu'il porte sur lui.
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>>693812242
Psychological warfare is a thing. An intimidating appearance can go a long way towards defeating an opponent. War paint, stylized armor, war cries, and more, were used for a reason.
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>>693812698
kys oh wait you already do
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Greatest warriors in history? The white man.
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french soldier
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>>693812241
Your negroid ancestors have nothing to do with me not speaking German, nigger.
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>>693812662
I stand corrected, idk y I thought they were plains indians
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>>693812951
na
chinese, moslim, persian, indian
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>>693813044
Our lowest nigger is worth 5 of your russian fucks.
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>>693812951
>the face when its true
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>>693813064
Although I will say that they were still probably fairly dependant on buffalo as food so indirect impact?
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>>693813198
>tfw sorry not retarded
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>>693806395
Ser Gregor Clegane

..nuf said
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>>693813139
Look at this pathetic mindset, then you cry when your white women reject you for nigger cock.
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The fucking vikings
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>>693806326
Mad Jack,boyo.
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>>693813089
Note all the previous whites mentioned in comparison to the lower races.
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>>693813199
the buffalo cull also happened 20 years before the apache wars and hundreds of miles south of the animals range, so no, it had no impact at all on them.
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>>693807018
the romans built not one but 2 walls stretching coast to coast to deal with these motherfuckers. I use to live on the line of the Antonnine.
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the goths were the edgiest of all soldiers
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>>693808129
>le hide in the trees and pick people off man
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>>693812788
Tu préfères les guerriers blacks de Banlieue 13 peut-être?
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>>693806326
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill
>In July 1943, as commanding officer, he led 2 Commando from their landing site at Catania in Sicily with his trademark Scottish broadsword slung around his waist, a longbow and arrows around his neck and his bagpipes under his arm, which he also did in the landings at Salerno. Leading 2 Commando, Churchill was ordered to capture a German observation post outside of the town of Molina (it; nl), controlling a pass leading down to the Salerno beach-head

>With the help of a corporal, he infiltrated the town and captured the post, taking 42 prisoners including a mortar squad. Churchill led the men and prisoners back down the pass, with the wounded being carried on carts pushed by German prisoners. He commented that it was "an image from the Napoleonic Wars." He received the Distinguished Service Order for leading this action at Salerno.

>Churchill later walked back to the town to retrieve his sword, which he had lost in hand-to-hand combat with the German regiment.
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>>693813525
Really? Ur claiming none? I think they might have noticed when they could catch less buffalo, even just from a factual standpoint
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>>693813381
Terrified of the russian "people"
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>>693813633
Weren't the goths some irrelevant minority in Ukraine that got cucked by Ukraine and Genoa?
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>>693813430
Bet if the vikings started to raid the british isles when the pics existed it would be a much better story. no doubt the vikings would win a good amount of battles but i doubt they could get close enough to start to colonize there
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>>693810097
This. Took the whole world and three major super powers to defeat and they still had a ridiculous k/d ratio.
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>>693807925
the romans had a fleet they knew exactly how far was to go.
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>>693813789
They did tho

The great heathen army rekt Northumbria and pictland iirc
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>>693813789
but also the pics would not be able to do the same to the vikings even if they got over to scandinavia
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>>693808129
Common European illness seemed to do a pretty good job.

"Great Dying"
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>>693811690
Americans are cry baby pussies. You're not no warriors.
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>>693813726
you don't notice less of something that lived a few hundred miles away and is dead.
they hunted different game.
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>>693813973
this was after everyone converted to christianity the pics did not exist then they had warriors but they werent pics
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>>693813745
pic is rednecks in usa
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>>693814279
Average russian. Ivan looks hungry.
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>>693813777
The Visigoths were the first barbarians to sac the city of Rome. I don't know how irrelevant that makes them.
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>>693808744
>Talos Valcoran
Cant even nade a filthy Xeno to death at point blank range.
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>>693813745
An American girl celebrating great American victory.
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>>693806326
US navy seal
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>>693813927
k/d ratio totally skewed cus stupid jews didn't bother fighting back before they were disarmed. Not saying the kills don't count, just saying they made it too easy. Almost like a griefer camping a spawn point.
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>>693814670
the best reason yet to go to Valhalla
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>>693814670
lol, the only female warriors on here and they are mythological viking fantasies.
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>>693814732
Russia post WW2 due to lack of able bodied men to actually work in the potatoe fields. All laid dead at the feet of germans.
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>>693814994
pics had female warriors so did vikings but i mean come on there girls
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>>693813701
les chevaliers bretons
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>>693814858
>>693814994
All jokes aside you should care to see how women in Scandinavia are starting to wake up to the world degeneracy going on nowadays. My gf is Swedish, and she is a beautiful blonde, red-pilled woman. They have a very dominant, hard mindset and living with them can be HELL, but women like that are NEEDED in our day and age. These are our valkyries.
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>>693815330
No soul, no opinion
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>>693806395
you talk some amount of shit
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>>693806326
Picts are fucking bad ass
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>>693815388
Cuck
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>>693815552
Stay mad, virgin.
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>>693807925
Actually Ceaser led ships around the north coast of Scotland and mapped it so that's a lie considering ceaser was decades prior to hadrians rule
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>>693806326
I'm a proud Pict; Romans, Angles, Frisians, Saxons, fuck yourselves
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Russians?
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>>693815388
sounds like irish women since forever
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>>693814127
They hunted red deer, and antelope for the most part. But also ate a heavy diet of fish, and even lizard. The buffalo home range DID cross over their territory originally, but only at the northern edge, but by 1870 that had been completely wiped out that far south.
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>>693815655
"My woman is perfect, we need more like MINE because most women are garbage compared to her. She is an angel, a winged divine being. A valkry goddess"
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This thread is now a proud pict thread
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>>693806326
>pictish warrior
ib4 vikings
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>>693815931
Thats how it started?
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>>693815746
ceaser never took ships further than the south coast of britian.
he planned a return but got killed before it happened.
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>>693815874
They're not called Irish Sunglasses for nothing.
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>>693808258
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>>693806326
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>>693815874
this, only ever seen a couple of interracial couples over in ireland. never seen any in the farm land and there always hard headed and sorta racist but not ignorantly racist
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>>693810632
>hussars
lel shitty sword
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>>693810820
and most of it were just mountains and desserts
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>>693806326
Pretty much the Spartans if you want to be realistic
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...
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>>693816444
Check my trips, faggots
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>>693814394
oh that kebab removing based motherfucker
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sorta want to get some pict tattoos now
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>>693816512
No
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>>693810839
come out to plaaaaayyyyyy
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>>693816124
and when he goes to sleep like a good irish lass she gets out a rolling pin and smashes his balls blue just like her mam did to her pa
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>>693815256
Les chevaliers traîtres et frondeurs alcooliques au chouchen?

Ou ceux de la Légende Arthurienne?
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>>693816444
op here to be honest in reality your right those guys were literally perfect
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>>693816654
Than she gets beat like a woman who smashes testicles does. Very brutally.
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>>693816444
faggots
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>>693816501
>>693816501
>>693816501
>>693816501
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>>693816704
>>693816512
>>693816444
Samefagging hard
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>>693816704
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>>693816323
The Mongols pretty much invented "Scorched Earth" bro, you either knelt to the Khan, or they wiped your entire civilization from history.
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>>693816876
The trips and the spartan comment is the same, op one is not
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>>693809471
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>>693816681
de la Légende arthurienne
les seules choses qui font briller l'Occident, le reste n'est que honte pour nous
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>>693816987
Convincing, im sorry samefag
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>>693816909

It was done before the Mongols, at least the Egyptians (perhaps even some dudes before them) already did the whole burn everything, salt the lands, destroy all artifacts and kill everyone tactics
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>>693815080
How does it feel knowing your mother has had sex with nigger?
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>>693816654
A traditional irish lass cooked, prayed, had babies, and waited for her husband to come home and slap her around
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>>693816775
then he gets his legs and arms broken next time he sleeps and has to go back to his mom because shes the only one who will wipe his arse for him and she will tell him off for being a shitty man while she does it
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>>693817223
where you from?
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>>693817132
Not that bad compared to mass starvation and murders of millions of my own people. Ill take a nigger stepdad over that.
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>>693817330
And than she is hung for assulting her husband. Isnt life grand?
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>>693817469
Sandnigger?
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>>693817330
Well, he obviously deserved it. If he beat her right she would be too terrified to attempt that. And BOTH legs and arms? Do you even know how dificult it would be to do that before he wakes up?
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>>693817521
Americuck?
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>>693817742
yup, definitely a sandnigger
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>>693817810
Totally a Amerifag.
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>>693817223
you mean waited with a frypan in hand to express her regret that he drank his pay again

where did your tradition come from? your daddy trying to be intelligent in the face of his own blind ignorance?
please do relate more of your childhood learning, need a good laugh.
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>>693817917
>His pay
>where is hers than?
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>>693817469
hung?
what century are you stuck in?
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>>693818091
The late 1800th century. The internet is surprisingly good back here
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The Spartans
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Goodnight sweet thread. You have entertained me far more than anticipated.
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>>693817649
kek, irish women get angry not terrified.
bobitt had his cock cut off and didn't wake up
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>>693811992
+1 today most badass soldier are french foreign legion (especially 1er REC)
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>>693817340
The mass starvation and murders are going to happen, you'll see when your empire falls apart in the coming years.
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>>693810820
Naw dawg, Britain had a larger empire. The sun never sets on the British Empire
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>>693818652
People always doubt the American spirit. We dont crumple at the slight signs of destress.
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>>693817080
L histoire de france regorge de heros dont nous ne pouvons qu etre fier de plus nous n avons pas a avoir honte de notre histoire
exemple au hasard : Le chevalier bayard
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>>693818639
Good for bobbit (whoever the fuck that is) the force it takes to break one limb will wake up the average man. This bobbit fellow was obviously taking sleep meds, maybe even drunk.
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>>693818806
that's why hardly any americans are drug addicts
or so scared of the other americans they need an arsenal in their home to feel safe
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>>693819064
google John Wayne Bobbit you underaged scum.
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>>693806326
Mounties bruh
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The best and only way to fight. Stoned and half naked.
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>>693819380
This guy? My dad likes his movies.
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>>693806326
Maya soldier

his whole clan are badass
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>>693819215
Shit happens and americans band together. Always happens. Look at the world trade center as an example. Besides, didnt rusdian food price skyrocket recently?
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>>693810820
Mah nigga.
>Extremely disciplined and structured army, more so than the Romans.
>Uses complex tactics while everyone else just "charges in and brawl it out"
>Makes everyone drop their guard thinking the Mongols are just a bunch of brain dead barbarians.

Too bad they crumbled after the death of Genghis.
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>>693819593
whats with them and there beserk thing they got on a bunch of drugs, stripped naked, and really angry?
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>>693819614
so did bobits dad that's why he gave him such a retarded name
did your dad name you marion?
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>>693819803
whats a rusdian and why would I know their food prices?
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>>693819889
No, he named me Shirley. Shirley you are a Faggot.
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>>693820003
The old spelling bee defense? Must have nothing to say.
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>>693820003
I'll give you time to google something
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>>693820170
you make the sense which is not
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>>693820427
Sense i make, sometimes never always.
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>>693818806
This why you need safe zones to protect you from scary ideals that challenge your opinions?
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>>693820547
Well, maybe if you kept your god dang hate speech off our campus this wouldnt happen.
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Argentinian gauchos, they were not warriors but they formed the first armies and liberated the entire south america from all euroscum
>living a peaceful life in the middle of nowhere drinking mate with your chinita, also being an outlaw
>going to a bar in the nights to play guitar and payadas
>some faggot insults you, duel him with your knife until one of both dies, and later run away from the Spaniard cops back to your field

Also when they reagrupated liberated the entire south america from all auroscum
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>>693808659
FUCKING SHEEP RAPING MOUNTAIN CUNT. WE SHOULD GET TRUMP TO BUILD A WALL TO ISOLATE YOU INBRED VALLEY APES FROM THE MAINLAND.
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Cimmerians > picts
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>>693821284
never heard of them must be pretty shitty warriors then
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>>693808860
>TRIARII
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>>693810820
this, the use of skirmishing and feint techniques ravaged every army they fought
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>>693813927
thank the cykas for your kd ratio faggot
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>>693818643
Is that a Famas?
>I fucking know it is, it's a meme you dip
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>>693822520
they decided to overheat the german machine guns by sending a constant wave of diversionary soldiers
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>>693822793
literally Imperial Guard irl
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>>693806326
Garamantians were celts thats were hired to be bodyguards for Egyptian royalty. Thats how fearsome they were. They would make quick work of some crazy pict
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