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All right, faggots, let's do this one more time...

Last 3 digits of your post decides your fate.

No re-rolls. Anyone re-rolling is automatically given the number 998.


You are a Sparrowman -- a male Pixie.

Everything about you is the same -- if you're an inconsiderate douche in real life, you're just as bad as a Sparrowman. You have your own skills and knowledge with logical adjustments (e.g., if you have your pilot's license, you are now a pilot of birds finch- through crow-class).

Your height is equal to the length of your dick times two divided by three.

New material is on the way.

Also ITT we post pictures of faerie/elf/pixie porn.

Bon appetit!
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>>693724310
Strollin', bowlin', rollin'
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Why not?
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BB-8
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61
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Ok?
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Also, because someone asked for more story/lore last time...

Part 1/?

Concerning Pixies...

Among the Fairyfolk of Annwfn, the Pixie is the most numerous, most varied, and most widespread. There are Pixies in nearly every climate, and in every geographical region of the world. There are Frost Pixies, Forest Pixies, Mountain Pixies, Desert Pixies, Tree Pixies... There are even those who suggest that the Bogie is really just another Pixie, the Swamp Pixie, since male Pixies (or "Sparrowmen") and female Bogies ("Sirens") have sometimes created offspring. Perhaps it is not so surprising that Pixies abound as they do throughout the natural world since Pixies are integral to the smooth flow of nature. It is Pixies who paint the wings of butterflies, who teach birds to sing, who train the direction of rivers, and who choreograph the falling of snowflakes.

When we think of Pixies, we think of sparkling, small, winged Elves, maybe five inches tall, who wear leaves and grasses and the skins and hides of tiny creatures. In fact, Pixies may be as small as four inches or as tall as six, though it is rare to see a female taller than five, and it is the females who are the more numerous. And while Pixies can and do wear feathers and nut shells and even mouseskin, they also wear clothing made from fabric they trade for with the larger Fairyfolk, as well as that which they steal from humans. The sparkle we associate with Pixies is in fact what they call "stardust", and it is a by-product of wing development: young Pixies are born wingless, growing wings only as they begin to enter sexual maturity, and creating and shedding stardust as their wings take their final form. Fully adult Pixies do not sparkle with stardust, and only a Pixie who is great with child glows like a tiny lantern.
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rull
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>>693725457

Part 2/?

That there are sufficient glowing Pixies that we think of this as an inherent trait is evidence of just how prolific these tiny Fairyfolk are. Pixies are creatures dedicated to joy and to pleasure, and while they do recognise and practice the act of marriage, many of them do not feel that marriage is a requirement for physical lovemaking, nor that those who are wed should be restricted by their marriage in determining who they might join in physical love. It is not unusual for a Pixie family to be headed by a married man and woman, but for the children to be the product of extramarital unions.

Family is fluid and adoption common among the Pixies as Pixie women do not give birth to a living offspring, but rather they birth a small acorn that gestates for a period of time in the woman, then grows and hatches on its own like an egg. A man may take the acorn of a paramour and bring it home to his wife for them to raise, or a woman may "pop" the acorn (to use a Pixie term) of a man who is not her husband, yet the two will happily raise the child the very same as they raise their own. A single woman may give her acorn to her paramour, raise the child on her own, raise it with siblings or parents, or even give her acorn to a family who will happily look after it. In spite of the fact that Pixies' may have family members spread throughout the community, they all recognise their close relations instinctively, even if they had never seen one another in their lives.
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>>693725531

Part 3/5

Though Pixies (and indeed all of Annwfn's Fairyfolk) have a reputation for promiscuity, the fact is that it is joy that is their driving force, not sex. Sex is one way in which many Pixies follow and express their joy, but one may be just as likely to find their pleasure in music, in art, in dance -- there is even one famous Pixie from The Oak Forest whose joy is expressed through the passionate pursuit of history and knowledge! There is no limit to the numerous ways in which these creatures exercise their passion. And sex for Pixies is not limited to copulation, but has many modes of expression. Homosexuality and bisexuality are common among Pixies. So is heterosexuality. Sparrowmen more often have a preference for one sex or the other, while the more numerous women are more likely to be fluid and flexible in their physical relationships.

Despite the apparent or perceived normalisation of sexual contact among Pixiekind, it would be wrong to assume that they are entirely without boundaries in this regard. Interspecies and intergenerational sexual contact is as taboo among the Pixies as it is among most races. Sexual contact among close family members (those related by blood, and only slightly less often by adoption) is uncommon. While contact between Pixies of the same age-set is seen as normal, even when they are particularly young, for a more mature Pixie to engage in contact with a Pixie whose wings are still shedding stardust is frowned upon, and no respectable Pixie would engage a Pixie who had not yet sprouted her or his wings.
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>>693725609

Part 4/5

Wings are the method of general age assessment among the Pixies, with the number of years or seasons or cycles a Pixie has been alive having little bearing on their maturity. Rather, those too young to have wings are seen as children and pre-adolescents, while those whose wings are still developing and sparkling with stardust are seen as adolescents or "young people", and those Pixies whose wings are fully formed are considered adult.

While on the subject of wings, it is noteworthy that there is a great variety of wing forms and types among the Pixies off Annwfn. They may resemble those of butterflies or moths, they may be rounded or pointed, they may be translucent, or they may be soft and woollen. The only difference between the wings of women and those of men is that the men are the only ones who may grow small, feathered, bird-like wings. Fully a third of all men have avian wings, thus they are given the name "Sparrowmen". While some wing types may be more or less common in one area or another, or more or less common among one kind of Pixie than another, other than that feathered wings only exist among the men, no generalisations can be made.
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s my d nerd
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rolllllllllll
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>>693725672

Part 5/5

My documentation here is based on a study of the Pixies living in the allied kingdoms of Lake Meadow, The Oak Forest, and Rainy Mountains, bordering the Bogie domain of The Black Marsh or Black Marshlands. The nearest human settlement is the village of Caledonia, itself located within a kingdom known as Rainy Mountain. To avoid confusion between the two Rainy Mountain(s) kingdoms, and because the seat of the allies' parliament is located in The Oak Forest, I will attempt to use the terms "The Oak Forest" or "The Allied Kingdoms" in documenting the life and behaviours of the Pixies, emphasising "the Human Kingdom of" or "the Fae Kingdom of" where appropriate.

- Professor Lady Lydia Christa de Pamplemousse, D.Ff (Doctorate of Fairyfolk, Caledonia College University):
from her introduction to "Vie et Passion Parmi les Petites Fées de Annwfn"
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>>693724310
Henry Rollins
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hmm
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Resident rapist...
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Okay, I'll bite
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sure
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>>693726755

Fuck yeah, I'm a pixie whore just like a fuCKING 3RD YEAR ART MAJOR, AMANDA
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lolwut
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rollingssss
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>>693727027
Que?
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sure. I have no pride.
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Roll
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Ok
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Rolls royce
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>>693724310
Roll
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>>693727991
Reroll. I'll take the 30% income penalty.
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>>693724310
Rollaids
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Rollllllinngh
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>>693724310
>>693724310
wat i get
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Rell
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Rollerino
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Rolllllllin
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rolls on rolls
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>>693724310
roll.
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rolls on rolls on rolls
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>>693724310
Roll
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>>693724310
k
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Roll
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>>693728175
Nice re-roll. I like that one.
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>>693724310
roll i guess
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roll
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>>693724310
spinx
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rawl
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sure
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>>693724310
rolling
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>>693724310
rollin for justice
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Rolling
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>>693724310
fuck you fairy god mother
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Roll
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roll
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>>693724310
Might as well
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asss
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>>693724310
eroooooooool
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Why the fuck not. Roll.
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roll
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roll
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go go roller rangers
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eroooooo
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roll
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Roll
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>>693730596


athena win fuck yeah
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roll
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>>693724310
lol
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Roll
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>>693731584
See
>>693730536
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This seems pretty fuckin gay... ROLL!
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rollz
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RoLL
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>>693724310
R-o-l-l
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>>693724310
What really does one have to lose on the internet? It's Friday night, and I'm home alone. So, yeah, you bet I'm rolling.
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roll
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roll
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Sandnigger Fairy
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>>693732571

fuck yeah. win
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rollllllla
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rollerino
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>>693724310
So what exactly am I doing now?
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reroll
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>>693724310
JK Rolling
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>>693724310
roll
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>>693734278
998
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rollerino
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Ill bdfgjffjg
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rolln
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Who the fuck made this this is hours worth of autism
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Rollo
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Found the fairy generator last time this thread was posted.

Made fairies of my sister and best friend's sister when we were growing up in the '80s. Then spanked it like mad.

WTF is wrong with me?
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roll
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>>693735343

You love it and you know it faget.

Rolling.
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Uh, okay.
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roll
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>>693724310
rlling
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Rawling
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Roll
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>>693724310
I'mn rolling
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Autobots roll out
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>>693724310
Rollin for interest
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>>693724310
Rolling
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roll
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>>693724310
Dubs
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>>693724310
Softball in baseball out

That's how tight my ass is
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rerollerino
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moll
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juh
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roll
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Memes r gud mang
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>>693724310
rolling bitch
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Hi
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Roll
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>>693724310
Okie
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>>693737077
Damn song got my dick sucked so well
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>>693724310
big money no wammies
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roll
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Rollin
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roil
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R O L L
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Rolling on this one is a good time to get the job done
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.
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>>693724310
ROOOOOOOOOOLL
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>>693724310
rll
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>>693737744
Not too bad of a roll
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Rawlin
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>>693738211
I'd fuck her.
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Yeah. I'm bored and this is skewed, but yeah.
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xd
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>>693724310
rolling
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>>693724310
welp roll
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PULL THE TRIGGER MOTHERFUCKERS
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sweg
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Roll
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>>693737744
>>693738211
>>693738344
The consolation prize: Mrs. O's teenaged daughter.
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rolling bois
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Can't believe I'm falling for this gay shit. Roll.
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>>693724310
>monster duck and gander pulls

gets me every time
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rolrorlrorol
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K
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Rellio
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Rollin niggas
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>>693735434
which one's your sister?
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>>693738678
Awesome, thanks man
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Ralling
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Roller derby
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ROLL
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>>693739316
I got Alys! I'm gonna fuck her virgin cunt hard
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>>693739369

Big hair and freckles in red.
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Rolly roll
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>>693724310
Rollin
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>>693739703
Was meant for
>>693739336
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okay, I'll roll.
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rolll
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roll
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Roll
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rollin'
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ayyy
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ROLL
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rollrollroll
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Roll
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Rollin
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Roland rolled
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>>693724310
cream loads
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wtf
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ROLLL
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Roll
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>>693724310
let's go for pixie chink
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ayy
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Roll
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Roll
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>>693724310
Roll
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ROLL!
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wow lol.
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roll
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>>693729363
>>693731381
>>693731382
>>693735343
>>693738334
>>693738344
>>693738393
>>693739336
>>693740350
>>693740382
"if you manage to go a year without being caught, you'll learn that your mom is a bit of a freak, too, and you will be encouraged to impregnate her"
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>>693724310
rawling
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>>693724310
Fuck it I have nothing better to do
Rolling
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roll
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alright let's roll
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Rollin for fairy dust
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asdasdasdasd
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Rolling
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rolleroni
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Roll
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Rollllll
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>>693724310
roll
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roll for bowl
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>>693724310
rolllllllllllllllllllll
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>>693724310
rolling
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>>693724310
this shit is aids
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spin spin spin
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once more
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>>693724310
rollerino
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Someone created this
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>>693724310
Rolling for based Athena
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Rolling
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Why not
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roll
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>>693724310
Rolling.
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Go
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>>693724310
Here we go.
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rooooollllllll
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>>693724310
Fine. Rolling.
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rollhgvffj
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Roll Holder
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>>693724310
I think Mrs. O was based at least in part on this woman:
[former]hamster com / movies / 5304252 / deep_throat_swallow_gloryhole html
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>>693724310
: ^3
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>>693724310

Roller skates
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Why not
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Rollorino
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>>693744268
>268 = Alys
Well, I wish I had an older girl, like 25 or so. But I'm fine - I'm gentle and subtle anyway.

No way I'm doing DP with her. Even if I don't get menage with her friends.

Tight pussy? Bare? Fertile, so we can pop up a thousand children? NOICE, I have impregnation fetish anyway.
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>>693724310
roll
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Rerolling for the fun.
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Rollerino
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roll
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Rall
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Roll
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Roll
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rolling
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Roll and roll and roll
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Roll
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roll
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>>693724310
I mean, why not fuck a pixie?
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Rolling
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roll
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>>693724310
Rollo
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Roll
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Roll.
I'm an archaeologist fairy.
I investigate fairy evolution from Lower Paleomagic period fairy ancestral relatives.
I'm 10 cm tall with a 15 mm dick.
I will tell you if this fairy I roll for is compatible with my tastes and career goals as a member of fairy society at fairy graduate school in fairy California.

(Fucking jesus christ I am getting bored this fairy summer)
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>>693724310
rolll
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roll
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Rolll
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>>693724310
roll
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roly poly
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>>693745792
>I'm an archaeologist fairy.
Look at that! You scored your perfect match...
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>>693724310
What is this faggotry
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rolll
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roln
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>>693724310
syre
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>>693745987
Thank you for noticing! <3
>>693745792
I am 100% satisfied with my roll and this thread.
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rollin
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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAWLLINGS
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Y
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R
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>>693724310
>they see me rollin', they hatin'
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>Obligatory accussation of homosexuality
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blind roll
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Jessi the first Cumdumpster
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>>693724310
Roll
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Roll
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Interesting
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>>693724310

blind roll, aint seen the pic or nothin. dont do me wrong dammit!
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>>693724310
Rawl for bunnie
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roll
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ro)
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>>693724310
fucking rolling m8
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>nigger
>chink
>billy the faggot
kek
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roll
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roll
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daylight come and me wan go home
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