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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>693695022
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dFlnHDZNdo
Claimed
>>693715442
Hey Madoka, how are you?
>>693715509
Glad that work is done, I'll tell you that
Got to an hour wait. Fuck that
>>693715842
What type of rice cooker do you have?
>>693715923
So he is a fucking dumbass?
Claimed.
Trying again for quads.
>>693716305
Heyo Mami, what ya up to?
>>693716349
Madoka, you got any plans for the weekend?
>>693716327
I have a bamboo steamer. Looks like a basket. :p
>>693716472
And I failed.
>>693716544
I'm watching the food channel and cooling off from getting salty at my games. How about you?
I'll try not to lurk in this one
Fuck my lawn. Mowed that bitch.
Everytime I mow that fucker im pleased with my choice to shell out for a riding lawn mower.
Shits so cash.
Whats going on in here?
Im charging up my Ps4 controler and getting ready to fuck some ppl up with my girl D.va
Claiming best girlie!
>>693716349
kagami claimed!!!
>>693715842
ohhh, nice!! what is it a painting of??? and...im sure they will, thank you for the wishes!!!
did you lose a lot of time, or gain a bunch???
>>693716327
lol, i think hank is rubbing off on you!!! an hour wait?? sheesh....sounds like a busy day!!!
>>693716349
o-oh my!!!
>>693716717
Sitting around, bored, depressed, tired, so the usual.
>>693717086
Any plans for this weekend Kagami?
>>693716327
He minmaxed his char to shit and doesnt know how to reign in anything. The character is unhinged because he doesnt know how else to play chaotic neutral. So yeah, basically a dumbass who tries to Charisma his way through everything.
>no one ever notices that my rogue is doing the rogue things
>like rolling a nat 20, several 16s and a worst roll of 6 to cross a damn city and get across it within 5 minutes of a flying sorceror
>that bad roll was for stealthing. I have a 16 bonus. So not even a bad roll.
I did have a classy moment in a tavern. I snuck in through the kitchen and deactivated my invisibility once I was in the crowd. One of the more drunk patrons tried to convince his equally drunk friend that I appeared out of nowhere. I used one of my 3/day prestidigitation to make a small hat appear on my head, which I tipped at him then immediately dispelled before walking back into the crowd. The guys with me told me I should have stroked an imaginary beard into, then out of, existance.
Rory-sama claimed
I'm back!
>>693711115
That's what I thought nigga
>>693711206
Boi
>>693712037
Dicks, a whole lot of em
>>693712755
Nah not really, bought a crap ton of dr pepper tho!
>>693716327
really wonderful! and also so very happy it is a friday. how's the rest of your day/night look?
>>693716544
i do! kagami and i have some things planned!
umm how do your weekend plans look?
>>693717086
kagami claimed for me too :3
>>693717086
The painting is of a the Gallic General, Vercingetorix, surrendering to Julius Ceaser at the stronghold of Alesia during the gallic Wars. I have read extensively on the battle before and was so exited to see a painting on it!
Here's a pic of it.
>>693717190
Got any games to fix the bored issue?
>Mami
>>693715954
Claaaimed
*insert clever way to claim Blair*
Hello everybody, what's new?
>>693717622
Well, we had an arguement between shitposters last thread, so that was a thing..
>>693716569
We just have a normal one. I don't think there are any secrets.
I might know a few other secrets if you are interested.
>>693717086
Oh shit, I think so.
And some people weren't happy about it
>>693717275
One of my friends has a tendency to minmax the hell out of his characters, but he is amazing at role-playing and always makes fun concepts
>>693717465
In the morning I helped set up a BBQ contest, since all the teams got here
>>693717386
What are you thoughts
on the cherry dp? Im kinda all about it.
>>693717582
I don't get why mercy is always like "heroes never die.....for a price" wtf does that mean? she own a part of their souls or some shit now
>>693717465
Doing absolutely nothing. Nothing entertains me anymore. Depression, if that can count as a plan.
>>693717572
Nothing that entertains me enough, no. Don't worry about me though, no need to burden you.
>>693717386
oh hey there captain rage
>>693717582
Have mercy on me
>>693717947
Do you ever feel like that your so depressed that like even when you have brief times of joy that those times are what other people consider being depressed.
>>693717836
>a few more secrets
Tell me all the sekretz comerade! Anything to improve my chinese cooking!
>>693717947
No burdon at all. I too am trying to find better ways of entertainment. Isn't it funny? The human race has become so advanced, they are having to take time to think of entertainment!
Forget what I said about posting in another hour, I finally got an opportunity to charge my mobile.
>>693717622
>*insert clever way to claim Blair*
Try starting with something along the lines of "Poof".
>>693717884
Cherry dp, I like to drink that when I'm jammin to metallica or some oldschool rock
>>693718117
>Capitain rage
>Post lewd
How am I suppose to rage?
>>693718190
Yes.
>>693717820
Why am I so surprised by that?
>>693718310
Huh, not a bad suggestion.
I'll think about it.
>>693718266
Boredom can lead to death.
>>693718481
me to brother
Thats what my shrink told me was going on when i told him that i actually feel good and probably don't need to see him anymore.
Then he touched my leg for an hour
Does anyone have Pokemon Go?
>Never going to get my replacement gloves because I keep waking up after the shop closes
Someone hand me a noose.
>>693718654
Everybody does nigger
>>693717190
i do!!! i have plans with madoka!! i hope you can find something to do shiro...
>>693717465
you can claim me anytime you want
>claimed :3
>>693717572
oh wow!!! that's a really nice painting!! is it an oil painting??
>>693717836
well...you can't please everyone, right?? glad your day is over though, now you can relax!
>>693718771
It's not compatible with my phone and I'm Mexican white boy
angry roll
>>693717836
BBQ contest..wow~ Did you get to taste anything?
>>693717947
Nothing at all? I know depression, all too well. It's one of those things that feels like it never actually goes away, even if you feel happy. I wonder why that is.
What were hobbies, back when you were happier?
>>693718803
ufufu~ claimed again! <3
>>693718803
I hope your plans go amazingly well friend.
>find something
Unlikely, sorry.
>>693718190
https://youtu.be/F1xlVoMPTXg
>>693718325
I feel like i should throw out an insult, but if i recall you play destiny on ps4 correct?
>>693718548
Have you ever considered reading? It keeps me occupied for hours upon hours. Read non-fiction, it is more enjoyable.
>>693718803
Yup! It's really big, and I was worried it was going to get damaged on the way home. Glad it didn't. Should I hang it in my classroom, or keep it in my home?
>>693719050
If you're trying to insult cause I play destiny, you wanna try something else.
>>693718310
where are you at again?
here capped this the other day u can has it
yoko got dem tittays
>shino
>>693719264
I play it too
I could use another for raids and shit
>>693719006
I don't think I've ever really had hobbies. I used to run daily, but I've lost my heart for that.
>>693719195
Reading is okay. Nothing too special for me though.
>>693718654
>>693718771
Don't wanna agree with the shitposter but he's right.
>>693718654
no
roll
>>693718927
gross
>>693719369
You a solo player too? I used to have a group of friends from irl but like all others, they got sick of destiny
>>693719451
Oh I'll gladly take an apple even if I dont like it
>>693719407
Which one of us is the shitposter?
>>693719414
Get it
Pokemon roll
>>693719467
Yeah it's a crappy phone but it's cheap
Just because i love Megumin doesn't mean I'm going to switch, yah know.
claimed
Thresh adc confirmed op
>>693719387
Hmm... I know you go running right? Do youhave any nature paths or bike trails near you? I have a bike path near where I live and I spend hours biking. Those are great ways of releiving boredom.
>>693719666
Sure satan
>>693719649
I was talking about the mexican part.
>>693719666
Fuck off
>>693719701
It's all thanks to my legendary hooks.
>>693719605
Yes, take it.
>>693719387
When is the last time you tried running? I've found..exercise really improves my mood overall.
>>693719649
>Which one of us is the shitposter?
Yes.
>>693719605
I found a few groups through forums, but only one was decent
I can't even get help getting the Black Spindle
>What class you main?
>>693719666
Nobody likes Meg anymore it seems
>>693719701
So threach adc is fag?
I'm confused
>>693719757
The trips confirm I'm never going to switch
>>693719757
I've lost my heart to run really. I'd rather just sit around and do nothing.
>>693719843
I only stopped doing it two days ago. I'm also fine with my mood. Being happy just seems like a lot of effort from what I remember.
>>693719843
Have all magical girls been claimed? Becuase I want to claim sayaka!
>>693717836
I intentionally dont minmax, but work with the GM to help their story. This rogue has a patron that leaves him messages. They have always been true.
>>693719859
:(
>>693719786
I'm a really nice guy, but I can't stand racists, why do you have to fill your soul with pointless hate?
>>693720031
I don't think we have a Sayaka regular.
Also she's not claimed in this thread, so go for it.
>>693719701
>No more double Zephyr ADC Thresh
>Even normal ADCs with boots couldn't escape me
i cri evry tiem
>>693719666
Thanks for reminding me I need to finish the last episode, Satan.
>>693720090
Why do mexicans have to fill America
>>693719006
awwww!!! am i allowed to claim you too??
>>693719011
they will!!! and if you wanna talk about anything, just ask!!
>>693719195
hmmm, i'd say home!! less chance to get damaged! i think it would look really nice there, i think
>>693720031
I don't think Nagisa was ever claimed.
>>693719843
You could try running these balls down your face
booyah
>>693720202
The majority of america is white
>>693720344
I laughed
>>693720005
Have you tried picking up an instrument? At first it will be difficult because you don't know much. But when you get the hang of it, it will really be nice to play.
>>693719837
Will do my favorite magi~
>>693719940
Normally I just jump boat from /vg/
You STILL don't have a black spindle?
Main: Hunter, Gunsliger for PvP, Nightstalker for PvE
Warlock, Voidwalker for PvP, Sunsinger for PvE
Titan, Striker for PvP, Defender for PvE
>>693720031
I claimed sayaka for fun yesderday but I'm a regular Yuno, if you become a regular sayaka it'll complete the magis
>>693720305
Yeah, I wouldn't want it to be damaged at all.
It sure is relaxing to be able to sit down at home again. You never miss it untill it's gone, I suppose.
Anything coming up for you?
>>693719367
About to leave the convention, but I'll go again tomorrow since today was a bit of a letdown. I already have that picture saved, but thanks anyways.
>I have the original plus a cropped version focusing only on Yoko.
>I'm going to crop a few of the originals to have Yoko as the main focus.
>I've done this with a few pictures already if you've been paying attention to some of my previous posts.
Sayaka claimed
>>693719666
There you go Satan.
>>693720655
>>693720162
In that case, claimed!
>>693720999
Trips confimed!
>>693720305
y-you can claim me anytime! i'm yours!
>>693720005
Aww..So nothing interests you? Not even this thread?
>>693720344
W-what?
>>693720923
>>693720999
Oh crap trips win.
>>693720923
>>693720999
Waifu stolen! Holy crepes, that was weird.
>>693720655
I haven't found a group for the spindle
at least I got the Sleeper
>current year and not using sunbreaker
>>693720999
Reclaiming you dickhead
>>693720999
*Round of applause.*
>>693721113
Come play overwatch
best idol is on were teaming up
>>693721350
>butt hurt as fuck.
>>693721223
>>693721184
>>693720999
Didn't expect that
I only claimed Sayaka because the guy was about to.
>Alice
>>693720381
As I said, I'd rather just waste away, doing nothing and sleeping all day.
>>693721123
No, nothing really interests me. I guess this thread gets my attention. After all, I'm on here all day. Nothing really to do here besides bitch about my life.
>>693719837
We both landed maybe 5 combined hooks but goddamn did I laugh my ass off. We gotta take this to URF
>>693719967
Yes
>>693720181
>tfw no more 6 zephyr Teemo and hecancer
>tfw no more stacking sunfire capes on Twitch
>tfw devourer is gone too
Rito why?
Heyo
>>693721247
Sunbreakers became windbreakers after nerf
Besides shoulder charge + skating is fun
>>693721533
Ight gimme a sec
>>693721687
Hi. What ya up to?
>>693720697
that's true!! seeing the world is nice, but home is always so comfy!!
ummm, i got a bunch of training coming up, and im looking forward to this weekend a lot!!!
>>693720923
>>693720999
oh wow
>>693721123
i like being yours :3
>>693721613
Sleeping is fine, but please refrain from usinglanguage such as "rotting away." It scares me into thinking you hate your life.
>>693721687
Whazzup?
>>693721350
You're going to need quads
>>693721692
They've been getting buffed
They're the best Titan class for PvE for most stuff IMO
>>693721942
some people do hate his life
>>693721942
I don't, and why do you care about me anyways? It's just dumb for you to do so.
All waifus must post lewds
>>693722195
God damn it
>>693722050
Hmm I have heard of the buff but wasn't too sure how much better they got, mostly play hunter
>>693722102
Call me stupid, but I have a firm belief that every problem has a solution, and although it may sound a little cliche, I believe no one should have to face their problems alone.
>>693721873
Just listening to music and playing starfox 64. I havent talked to you in a bit
>>693721954
What up cat, you chillin?
>>693722195
>>693722257
At this point nightstalker is the master race
>Many orbs for PvE
>Super cancels in PvP
Nothing is better than pegging a Stormcaller with shadowshot then killing him with the NLB
>>693722050
Not how it work you retard
R.oll gor Sayaka
>>693722195
Hah, even I can trips better than u
>>693722473
We have not talked in a while. I'm also listening to some music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dFlnHDZNdo
What're ya listening to? Any plans for the weekend?
>>693722436
I feel fine though, I don't need a solution.
>>693722473
Yup, just laying on my bed and relaxing, counting down the minutes until my birthday ends.
>>693722667
But can you get six or more same numbers?
No?
Then fuck off
>>693722195
>>693722241
Hmm looks we have some imposters nyaahhh
Sayaka claim :·|
>>693721900
of course, you're mine! if you're okay with that..
>>693721613
mm..is there anything in the future you are looking forward to?
Claiming a beautiful girl.
Claiming sayaka
>>693722926
Don't even try to pretend to be me
I'm the one true Skeletor
Sayaka is mine
Sayaka fukken claimed
can anybody explain it?
>>693723018
Nope, I really have nothing to look forward to. VR waifu I guess, Shiro is one of the sole reasons I live after all.
>>693722717
Eh, you sounded bored, and a little depressed. Depression is some serious stuff, and is very difficult to deal with. I've failed to help someone with depression before, and I guess I'm just a little scarred from that. Sorry if I seemed too pushy or anything.
>>693722533
Either I'm arin handson retarded or nightstalkedr dosent work for me in pvp
Don't know why everyone is rolling for Sayaka
She has always been, and always will be, mine
>>693723163
Its me stealing sayaka with these trips
Sayaka roll
>>693723066
>>693723108
>>693723154
The shitpost that rocked a generation.
>>693722195
>>693722241
>>693722926
>>693723077
>>693723246
>>693722717
Not for a good 3 weeks maybe. I got some impossible kid going right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSYwG-1GAXQ&list=PLNAC3NrzS2GoK2pQaKB6Pg_um6f5AYrfM&index=1
Not really, just gonna chill out and do the usual. I should probly go for more runs in general
>>693722718
I know that feel, my bday was 3 days ago and i just wanted it to pass. Ever since last year i havent enjoyed bdays
>>693723163
Berserk reference I think.
Jesus, is claiming always this chaotic?
>>693723235
>inb4 cry for attention 'depression'
It's fine, you don't need to help me anyways. I'm worthless to you anyways, yes?
>>693723358
>Impossible Kid
Rap AOTY. Favourite track was Rings.
>>693723479
Nope. Hey there Sayaka, great taste, most underrated meguca.
>>693723358
Story behind why you hate bdays?
>>693723358
Uhh.. no actually, I had a pretty good bday today.
Why don't you enjoy your birthdays?
>>693723018
im more than okay with being yours~
ill always be :)
>>693723330
I don't take orders from such a pathetic excuse for a skeleton
>>693723479
Suddenly people want sayaka when its brought up she will complete the magi posters here
>>693723018
>>693723652
This is so cute
>>693723236
>>693721533
Perfect way to start the night off.
>>693723554
Not at all! Humans can be despicable, but worthless is a label I could never put on anyone! Do you find yourself to be worthless?
Stealing Sayaka
>>693723968
yes
>>693723583
Hey Homura! I never understood why whe got so much hate! She's so cute!
>>693723752
Oh, I see.
>>693723676
What about a skele-pun?
>>693723583
This was the first thing i heard of aesop and its pretty good. My fav had to be Rabies. I like his very off the wall flows. Kinda reminds me a bit of mf the way he tries to have the listener not expect any lines.
>>693723602
Its not really a bad story, im just not around family anymore and they are the most important thing to me so i just feel bad on bdays when i get calls from them
>>693723645
Oh gotcha, thats good. What did you do to celebrate? See above friend
>>693723873
Hey Tsunato, you're playing on PS4, right?
If so, do you have Rocket League?
>>693715954
>Birthday rattles
>>693724112
Wew that was close
Reroll
>>693723236
It's not terribly difficult
the grenades barely help
smokebomb is mildly useful
Shadowshot can be used to make people hate you, especially triple shot
Though the smoke nade combo was nerfed
>>693723873
Maki is now sexy
Stealing sayaka.
Give me Kirusu
fukken claimed
>>693724125
What has brought you to the belief that you are worthless? I cannot fathom how...
>>693724151
You are at least strong
You are worthy to be in my presence
Sayaka is mine nao :·]
>>693723652
oh my..you always do this~ and make feel like blushing in front of people!
>>693724247
>birthday rattles?
>>693723822
89 cent cutegumeme
Stealing sayaka now requires quads, too many rolls have been made!
>>693724169
Ah, sucks to hear that.
And I didn't do anything too special today, I was given a cake, and a game.
(Animal Crossing, for those who are wondering.)
>>693724566
Nope
Trips steal retard
Read the rules
>roll
>>693724434
not too sure, just feel like i burden everyone, which results in worthlessness i guess
Sayaka steal
Stealing sayako...
Sayaka is nao mien
Stealing sayako
>>693724772
Almost
Rerolling
Shino, I dont really feel like talking on mic
>>693723873
Indeed
>>693724312
Smoke/nade combo is chessey af
>>693724804
Is bcausr ur underage
Sayaka steal
>>693724867
Reroll
>>693724145
>we
Homura's hate comes from her popularity I guess, she is SHAFT's second most liked character according to some poll. But yea I feel like Sayaka is incredibly underappreciated, she is a living message that liking yourself is important. She is way too selfless for her own good and that's why she needs all the love you can give her, anon.
>>693724169
I only heard TIK and Float from him so far but I loved both. Em... I have the idea that you dislike Death Grips but I didn't get to discuss them with you yet, ther lyrics are pretty complex and deep and I remember you saying that's something you loved in rap.
>>693724534
awww!!! i just want everyone to see your cute smile is all~
Stealing Sayaka
>>693724465
>>693724151
>>693723077
You? The real skeletor? Don't make me laugh nyaahahaha I'm the only true skeletor and I will learn the secrets to the power of greyskull and defeat He-Man
>>693724465
Yeah, I thought you'd say that.
How do I know?
It's written all over your face?
>>693724867
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PwuO9jcjqY
>>693725003
ALMOST GODDAMNIT
>>693725007
My name is Jerk, Jerk Chen
>>693725054
>>693724151
>>693724465
>>693723077
Same fag
Sayaka roll
Yuuji claimed as husbando
>>693725007
Still awake?
Well I dont really like today so far.
>>693724682
Unless you are borrowing money from them, trust me, it is hard to be a burden. Personally, I think you sound like a great person! If not economically, how do you believe you burden people?
