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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>693680210

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Red haired magical girl claimed.
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>>693694245
What? Don't gimme that face...

>>693694410
No

>>693694824
>Haven't played a single vidya yet
Don't remind me. Situation at home is so tense that I don't even dare to take a controller into my hands. Always nagging parents.
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Trips is lewds. Post em.
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Still here
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>>693695014
Boi

>>693695150
>4chins
>Vagina
?????

>>693695234
Sour. actually I have touched a game technically.. played like 4 minutes of vindictus lel

>>693695309
>Tomoko lewds
N-no thanks
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Claimed.
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Claiming. Claiming like his negress did they were pulled over for tail light [ fit armed robbery suspect descript] claiming he was licensed to carry [suprise he's not] claiming he was getting his id [ was told not to] claiming three different amounts of shots fired into him
>https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/07/08/confirmed-philando-castile-was-an-armed-robbery-suspect-false-media-narrative-now-driving-cop-killings/
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what's up weebs
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>>693695482
Don't you "boi" me
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>>693695482
Woah, 4 whole minutes! Holy shiiiit!
Ah, I did play on my smartphone though. And I'm really looking forward for when Pokemon Go releases in austria.

>>693695721
>pats

>>693695790
heyo Syndra
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>>693695790
>everyone else is playing leauge
>syndra is playing dota 2
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>>693695482
>Yuno lewds
G-gross.
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Aya claimed

>>693694824
Damn good.

>Have some chillhop
https://youtu.be/Y9QHak8h1AQ
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>>693695951
Wow dude, calm down.
Mobas are shit.
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sup fags
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>>693696185
>Wow dude, calm down.
What do i need to calm down about?
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>>693696482
What is the big deal?
Why do you feel to point that out?
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>>693695705
> explicitly told not to do something by police
> do it anyway
> get shot

Haha, dumbass. Good way to an hero is to not do what the police say.

Sorry, civilian. He's been given a position of authority by the powers that be. Sucks to suck.
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Reminder that I'll never switch in my life
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>>693696575
Idk, it just seemed interesting that the lol fag is playing the opposite game
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>>693695949
Hey Chara
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>>693695901
Wut u gon do about it fagget BOIIIIII?

>>693695949
>>693695949
Lol everyone is on that shit, just wait until a car accident happens cause someone is THAT autistic or stupid to do pokemon go whilst driving

>>693695969
At least mine has tits and arse

>>693696067
>Nujabes
>Not posting this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS-b5nt88Yk

Still good

>>693696216
Wut up nyagga?

>>693696623
Yes you did, stop lying boxing megu
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>>693696838
thos guy is mi lou by the way
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claimed
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>>693696887
U wot m8
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>>693696995
What?
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>>693696887
Tomoko has a nice, firm ass and I am in camp DFC so tits argument is pretty irrelevant to me.

Yuno's vagina probably has knives in there.
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>>693697146

Nice skirt.
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winry claimed
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>>693697110
You know what I'm talking about boi

>>693697146
Hameru is cool

>>693697080
Sweet peaches
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>>693696887
Yuno wasssup? You gonna play tonight? No worky today?

I just had some little sleezers now i feel like im gonna die.
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>>693696838
>>693696995
Oh, sup Mi Liu? Should I call you Mako now?

>>693696887
What? That didn't already happen? Oh man, maybe there is hope for humanity...

>>693697080
Heyo Akiko

>>693696216
Shino!
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>>693696887
Good song.

>but doesn't post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYRDgd3Tb44
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>>693697381
>>693697498
Hello friends
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>>693696887
YOU WANNA GO BITCH NIGGA
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>>693697595
forgot pic
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>>693697381
Seriously, what?
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>>693697669
and this fag is not the real akiko
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>>693697298
tomoko is fuckin plane jane ugly malnourished girl. Edgelord waifu
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>>693697498
Hi chara how are you?
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>>693697498
I'm not Mi Liu
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>>693697298
How else is she going to carry those knives? Skirts have no pockets silly

>>693697423
Yeah I'll play later on

>>693697498
I hope not, at the same time I will not be surprised if and WHEN it happens

>>693697595
Damn that sounds good

Try this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeaGUfZM5hs

>>693697669
Hows your day?

>>693697685
Throw dem hands nigga!

>>693697790
ARE YOU OR ARE YOU NOT THE NIGGA THAT SWITCH TO SOME WHITE HAIR TWINTAIL CUNT FROM KANTAI?

>Are all megu posters this braindead
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FUCK OFF KONATA

What are you trying to be by being the most retarded anon in the history of /waifu/? I mean, you have a small dick that looks like a FUCKING MISSLE, you probably have a retarded wife/girlfriend, because she loves someone who has that dick.
You said you are fucking your girlfriend whenever you feel like, but that's a lie, because you always say you are bored, and that's why you are shitposting.
I fucking hate attention whores like you, nobody likes you except probably cancerous anons of this community, you are gross and your life sucks.
You didn't had internet for some time because YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB YOU FUCKING BIGOT, you are poor as fuck and that's why you live in america with your mother that you probably fucked.
I hope some nigger kills you, too bad that won't happen because you don't get out of your basement.
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>>693698016
Pulling an all nighter. 1 hour sleep seems not enough

>>693698031
Mako it is then. Why Mako as a waifu if I may ask?

>>693698191
I also wouldn't be surprised. Thank god I use public transportation. So I can actually play while travelling.
>If the game comes out

>are all megu posters this braindead
Let's nog state the obvious.
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>>693698100
Catchy.

>>693697080
>
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>>693697792
I am though

>>693698191
Slept through the entire day, then made some food and finished 2 ohayou's. Playing games with Homura and Kyouko now so I will respond slowly
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>>693698191
You first!
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>>693697669
>>693698716
wops, overlooked you there.

What are you playing? Overwatch? LoL? Probably one of those two games.

>talking about games
How's the demo going?
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>>693698666
I don't use my phone at all cause I have it hooked to my car to play music

>Satan trips
>Let's nog state the obvious.
Yes my lord

>>693698716
You're still making those? Heavens.

>>693698762
Becareful what you wish for punk..
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>>693695705
>thinking a conservative news site isn't unbiased and a trusted news source

lmao
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>>693698191
Thats pretty good.

>have some Pelican City (aka Danger Mouse)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl3NHXo2jkU
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>>693698191
So get a long skirt and add them. The fuck, do your also carry mace in your ass?
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>>693699208
Not bad

https://youtu.be/M3nxT70wgMI?t=6s

>>693699263
>Needing a mace
>Not throwing dem hands
Casual
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>>693698992
Great waifu. Too bad she is over shadowed by Melfina and Suzuku.

One of the few cat girls I like.
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>>693699154
Oh, I'd use it that way too if I had a car. But for that I'd need a driving license and guess what I won't need in a capital city.
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>>693699581
> knives in vagina
> draws the line at mace

Yandere is weird.
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>>693699154
I'm pretty sure we're 1-1 in fights, I'm sure I can rek you
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الموت لأمريكا
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>>693699639
>Too bad she is over shadowed by Melfina and Suzuku.
You think so? I don't hate the other two but by comparison I always felt Melfina was too plain and Suzuka was too stoic.
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>>693700025
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>>693699760
You underage or just lazy to get it?

>>693699882
Says the neet

>>693699979
Name the place nigga, we finna throw down

>>693700025
Go back to your isis camp karen, and don't come to texas... its open season
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>>693700253
>Underage
as if
>lazy
That's more like it but... as I always wanted to move back into the capital city I never saw a reason as to why I should get a driving license.

>>693700025
>Karen Akbar
>Explosions and blonde hair everywhere
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>>693700551
Never know when you actually need to drive somewhere.
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Neko claimed
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>>693699581
Sounds good.

Try this one: https://soundcloud.com/wearemachines/lost
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>>693700025
HHAHah
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>>693700253
Bitch I work in a warehouse. Learn what things are and mean before using them.

>>693700186
A bit. Mel got all the screen time because main girl, Suzu because "muh samurai" which means poor genki alien tomboy only gets comic relief or supporting roles.

Big fat cat tats.
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>>693700253
Can we wait a bit before we throw down? I just got my pizza
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>>693700658
Public transportation and a bike and I'm everywhere you need me to be

No seriously, I'm not planning on doing some kind of business job where I'd need to travel.
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>>693700253
>>693700551
>fake Karen
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مؤسس دين الإسلام،
ويعتبر المسلمون ل
يكون رسولا ونبيا من الله. ويعتقد المسلمون انه كان
آخر الأنبياء الإسلامية، والتي تضمنت نوح، إبراهيم،
موسى وعيسى.
ولد عام 570 في مدينة عربية من مكة المكرمة، تيتمت انه
في سن مبكرة وترعرعت عمه أبو طالب. في وقت لاحق
يعمل معظمهم كتاجر، فضلا عن الراعي، وكان
تزوج في سن 25. كما عمل لمساعدة الناس في حياته
المجتمع، وكان خطيبا والقائد العسكري.
لم يكن سعيدا في حياته في مكة المكرمة، لكنه لم يستطع
نفهم لماذا. "عملي يسير على ما يرام. عائلتي على ما يرام.
الناس مثلي. لذلك لماذا أنا حزين جدا؟ يعتقد محمد مرة أخرى
حول مكة المكرمة، المدينة حيث كان لى
فيد. وكانت مدينة مزدحمة للغاية،
كاملة من الناس الذين كانوا الجشع وغير شريفة. لا أحد يهتم
عن الفقراء والمحتاجين. الناس يعتقد في الأرواح الشريرة و
يعبد السحر وكثير من الآلهة المختلفة.
تساءل محمد إذا كان هناك أي شيء من شأنه أن تظهر
هؤلاء الناس كيف يعيشون حياة أفضل والتخلي سيئة لهم
طرق. قرر مغادرة مكة وقضاء بعض الوقت في كهف
خارج المدينة، والتفكير حول عشر
أشياء جنوب شرقي. وكان هادئ، بارد
المكان الذي يمكن أن يفكر ويصلي
قبل كل شيء بنفسه. بالنسبة الى
المعتقدات الإسلامية كانت هنا، في آغ
ه 40، في شهر رمضان،
انه تلقى أول رسالة له من الله.
يوم واحد، وكان محمد شعور غريب انه لم
تعد وحدها. "لا تخافوا"، وقال صوت. يفرك محمد
عينيه ويحدق - كان ملاكا. كان الملاك جبرائيل.
أظهرت جبريل محمد بعض الكلمات. 'اقرأ!' الملاك
أمر. ولكن محمد لم يذهب قط إلى المدرسة. وقال انه
لم يتعلم القراءة والكتابة. وكرر الملاك أمره،
قبل عصر محمد بجد انه يعتقد انه
سوف خافت.
الافراج عن ملاك محمد وبدأ بتلاوة
كلمات جميلة. عرف محمد على الفور أن هذه الكلمات
جاء من عند الله. واستمع بعناية، وكان قادرا على تذكر
كل ما قاله الملاك.
عرف محمد أن المؤسسة العامة
اوبل حاجة لسماع هذا
رسالة، هكذا بدأ التبشير ما قال له الله، أن
الله هو إله واحد صحيح، وجيفي
نانوغرام نفسك له هو فقط
طريقة لنسجد له. هو قال ذلك
رسالة موسى عند
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>>693701713
>fake Karen
>tfw
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>>693701713
Is that... the navy seals copypaste in arabic? Please don't tell me it is.
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>>693700769
My nigga we are on a roll today!

>Lets try a little faster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRTGJjmTd6A

>>693700839
The hell kind of factory you working in that still makes maces? Who the face carries a morning star nowadays?

>>693700988
Fine.. pizza hour is real

>>693701086
Those cost money no? Oh wait.. cars need gas

>>693701623
Implying I didnt already know that
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>>693702359
Exactly. I have to pay 365 bucks a year to be everywhere in the city all around the year.

Whilst if I get a car... well yeah, that just costs much more.
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>>693702359
>Who the face carries a morning star nowadays?
>2014+2
>carrying a gun and not a morning star
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>>693702644
That's the downside of being spoiled with a lexus.. gas is more expensive and if something happens to it.. much more expense..

>>693702915
Nigga I'm mano a mano, I aint no bitch ass
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>>693695022
Best saber claimed
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>>693701952

ما هي اللعنة هل مجرد سخيف القول عن لي، وكنت قليلا الكلبة؟ سآخذ كنت أعرف أنني تخرجت أعلى صفي في قوات البحرية، ولقد شاركت في العديد من الغارات السرية على قناة Quaeda، ولدي أكثر من 300 يقتل المؤكدة. انا تدربت في حرب الغوريلا وأنا قناص كبار في القوات المسلحة للولايات المتحدة. أنت لا شيء بالنسبة لي ولكن مجرد هدف آخر. وسوف يمسح لك اللعنة خارج بدقة أمثال الذي لم يسبق له مثيل على هذه الأرض، بمناسبة كلامي سخيف. كنت تعتقد أنك يمكن أن تفلت من القول إن القرف لي عبر الإنترنت؟ فكر مرة أخرى، مقيت. ونحن نتكلم انا على اتصال شبكة الاتصال السرية للجواسيس في جميع أنحاء الولايات المتحدة الأمريكية والملكية الفكرية الخاصة بك يتم تتبعها الآن حتى تتمكن الاستعداد بشكل أفضل للعاصفة، يرقة. العاصفة التي تقضي على الشيء القليل مثير للشفقة استدعاء حياتك. كنت سخيف ميت، طفل. أنا يمكن أن تكون في أي مكان وفي أي وقت، وأستطيع أن أقتلك في أكثر من سبعمائة الطرق، وهذا مجرد بيدي العارية. لست فقط تدربت على نطاق واسع في القتال الأعزل، ولكن لدي الوصول إلى ترسانة كاملة من قوات مشاة البحرية الأمريكية وسوف تستخدم لمداه الكامل للقضاء الحمار بائسة الخاصة بك من على وجه القارة، وكنت قليل الخراء. إلا إذا كنت يمكن أن يعرف ما القصاص غير مقدس كان لديك القليل "ذكية" للتعليق على وشك اسقاط عليكم، ربما كنت قد عقدت اللسان سخيف الخاص بك. ولكن لا يمكن لكم، كنت لا، والآن كنت تدفع الثمن، وكنت غدمن] احمق. وسوف القرف الغضب في جميع أنحاء لك، وسوف يغرق فيه. كنت

سخيف ميت، kiddo.
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>>693702359
Awesome.

>Some classic DnB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd7oDPA6a4k
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No one has picked best girl yet? Yall niggas must be blind
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Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>693695790
Hey Syndrabro.
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>>693703021
Well, I get spoiled with an appartment so that's that.

>>693703251
>Yall niggas must be blind
>Checks waifu
I couldn't help but chuckle a bit.
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I catch the memes
I spread the memes
I eat the memes
I shit the memes
Without memes I will die
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>>693703105
>Enemy spotted
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>>693703562
Stop.
Just stop.
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>>693703105
boom boom no?
>>693703562
too much memeage for one single person
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It's nice having some much needed R&R

How the fuck is everyone today? Whould have opened up with my cringe but my s-pen is stuck in my phone so I need to smack it off something to get it out and copy / paste. But I'm in bed and don't wanna move
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>>693703201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKadDyxstf8

>>693703540
Hot damn son, well they're building my credit for me and we're planning of building a house with a big property under my name
>Spoiled life
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slow bread
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>>693704139
That's because I'm a machine :^)

>>693704082
>Cleansing /waifu/ of cancer
>implying we all aren't cancer
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Rory-sama claimed

That was a late wake up
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>>693704519
Spoiled life is pretty awesome.

Sometimes. If it wouldn't be for the free apartment heck, I'd be out of the house one or two years ago.

>>693704837
your late is my early!
>nearing 3 am here
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>>693704519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwMVURw_Rj4

>>693704807
The meme machine.
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>>693705189
I'll admit spoiled life is indeed awesome
Typically people's first car is some ancient busted up car thats a hand-me-down. Mine on the other hand is a bloody lexus when it was new at the time, fully paid off

>>693705382
Oi vey I'm running out of good songs lol
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>>693705189
11 am. I kinda just passed out last night.
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>>693705555
oh shit
Karen lewd time
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>>693695022
I pick this
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>>693705555
No problem also, nice quads.
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>>693705673
I didnt called for one.. fuck..
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>>693705555
>Checked your quads

Your parents seem pretty nice. How did you do in school/college?

>>693705575
Huh. Funny. I couldn't sleep tonight. So I'm pulling an all nighter and then going to work.

This is going to be fun. I mean it's my first all nighter.
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>>693705382
damn right
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>>693699154
Yea man. I just finished the K-on bunch
Current queue:
Akiko
- x EU
x Yuno
x Dio
x Rory Mercury
x Kagami
x Konata
x Homura
x Mugen
x Shiro
x Ryougi Shiki
x Franken Fran
x Holstaur
x Amatsukaze
x Mugi - thicc eyebrows
x Mio
x Yui
x Kirino
x Azusa
x Ritsu
Kurisu
Prinz
Rei - school uniform
Tohsaka Rin
Mizore
Shinoa
Sachii
Miho
Syndra
Yume
Blake neko
Shino
Togame
Mumei
Dragon trainer Tristana + Riggles
Yuuko
Kneesocks
Mi Liu
Lily (vocaloid)
Captain comrade
C.C
Mero
Shizuru
Momoyo
Makoto - sun dress and hat
Kotori whaaat?
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>>693705704
So any plans tonight?

>>693705946
Im.. not in school, I am learning a/c repair from my father tho

>>693706038
Good lord
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>>693705555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi58qW3G1Jg

>>693697080
This one is even cuter.
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>>693705946
Ive pulled a few of those. Not smart in a kitchen.
>>693705784
Unlucky.
Also the best my parents have done for me was pay 2k off my 8k loan for my bike. I had to pay them back but I gathered no interest with my parents.
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>>693706038
I should ask to be on the list
but only if you have time


I wanna see Karen Futanari
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>>693706390
Not particularly. Just gonna play some Risk of Rain for a while. Then play some Dks3.
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These threads are the worst, I've reported them countless times but the mods won't do their damn jobs.
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>>693706390
Oh yeah, you mentioned that some time before, you get your bucks by repairing ac units.

>>693706512
>not smart in the kitchen
Probably not smart anywhere but I couldn't sleep for the love of god. I just couldn't. Been in bed for 3 hours straight and not even close to falling asleep.

Anyway, 3 am here so I gotta get ready

>3 am wake up
>4 am leaving house
>7 am at workplace

fuck this distance, just let me move out now.
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>>693706809
You and me both, man.
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>>693706428
lol wut
Have a random song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ryX8cb6Am0

>>693706512
You got a bike? What kind?

>>693706544
>I wanna see Karen Futanari
Be careful what you wish for....
>Gif
Nevermind

>>693706631
Ah, I need to hop back on Ds3 to see the weapon changes

>>693706904
Pretty much.. tho.. the attic is a fucking killer, nearly had a heatstroke the other day
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>>693706809
>>693706910
The human neck has a built in turn function and 4chan has a built in filter function. Imagine never finding /waifu/ again!
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I'm back, pizza is good edition
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>>693707146
I'm doing everyone else a favor by reporting these threads.
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>>693707034
Honda CB400. Its not Makotos beast but it gets me from A to B and I can still hit 110 mph on a straight enough road.
>>693707154
Not as good as second day Chinese.
>>693706904
Tried a hot chocolate? I drink one, go to bed, 15-20 minutes guaranteed.
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>>693707434
These threads been around for months. We're actually better than the trap, fur, ylyl or beg threads.
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>>693707577
No, you aren't.
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>>693706390
Yea, you were the very first on the list. Lucky you? Over time my ohayou's have gotten a lot better

>>693706544
Aren't there any Tokisaki ohayou's online already?
If not I could add you to the queue

>I wanna see Karen Futanari
Relatable
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roll
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>>693707720
Then filter waifu out or stop complaining. The mods do ban people here.
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>>693707154
Ready to catch these hands?

>>693707445
Ahh, how hard is geting a class M license?

>>693707771
I'm quite surprised I was first hahah
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Holy fuck my Oddish is literally Satan

>Rory-sama
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>>693707577
>We're actually better than the trap, fur, ylyl or beg threads.
>>693708006
>The mods do ban people here.
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>>693707146
Thank you for stating something blatantly fucking obvious. Please rotate that neck you speak of 360 degrees all around.
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>>693707445
This is true. Cold pizza in the morning is bretty good though

>>693708101
You ready to catch my fists with your face?
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>>693708381
I'll show you who's boss of this gym
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>>693708101
A 2 day course and a basic driving skills written test. With moto questions tagged onto the end. Unless you stall the bike every time you start, run over an instructor or deop the scooter after dropping the bike, you pretty much cant fail.
>>693708381
Nah. Best is reheated Italian tomato based food.
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>>693708757
Noice
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>>693708183
Kyouko got banned 2 days ago
Tsuyu got banned 4 days ago
Ive been banned a few times
Various others have been banned.
And we arent attention whoring ourselves out or spreading cancer. We simply discuss our waifus or our day.
>>693708186
Okay. I just spun in a circle. Now what?
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>>693695022
Ethan Bradberry
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Slow Friday is slow.

hii everyone~

>>693708381
>cold pizza
I can't do cold pizza..I need to reheat it. I know, I'm a heathen!
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>>693709136
Hiya fellow pink hair
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>>693709060
>and we arent attention whoring ourselves
AHAAHHAHAH
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>>693708560
I can't play Pokemon Go because my
>iphone
is jailbroken and the asshats who made the game don't want jailbroken phones playing their game.

>>693708757
Leftover lasagna is good, but apart form that I don't eat much Italian.

>>693709136
Nah! For me it depends on where the pizza came from. Cold Dominos? Fuck yes get in my mouth.
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>>693707771
there might be, i haven't really looked

>>693709411
>cold pizza
Why even have it baked in the first place
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>>693709411
I have no space on my phone to download it
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>>693709060
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>693709632
You cook the pizza, don't eat it all, save it for later. Simple

>>693709650
I went through and deleted a bunch of stuff I never used. I would say delete all of those pictures of Yuno but you might actually hunt me down if I did that.
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>>693709334
Hiya Yuno! Pink hair is so great.

>>693709411
I can kinda see that..what about like, a toaster oven to warm it up? it'll be almost like fresh.
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>>693709964
Are you done? I think there may be something caught in your throat.
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>>693710172
> delete all of those pictures of Yuno
YOU GOT A DEATH WISH?

>>693710358

How are ya tonight?
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Saber claim
>>693710601
>Delete all the pictures of Yuno
Already did :^)
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>>693710854
Piece of shit... SHIT, I'll find you and you'll regret that
Oh something urgent has come up, see ya later
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>>693710601
Nigga I JUST SAID I wouldn't! Do you know how to read??

>>693710358
If I have access to one, sure. I'm usually too lazy to find one lol
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>>693710172
Cold pizza is for heretics

>>693710601
>>693711022
someone is getting angry


>mfw i can only equip one gold rarity item at a time
>thanks obama
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>>693709060
get this hothead out of here
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Back from warthunder. The battle rating system is too broken for me.
Anything I miss?
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:^)
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claimed
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>>693712105
announcing a report is against the rules.
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>>693712411
It's clearly satire against reporters anon :^)
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>>693710601
Feeling lazy today! What about you? Anything exciting going on this weekend?

>>693711115
lol such is life.
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>>693709060
Kyouko got banned?
Didn't hear about that anyone else?
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>>693712583
You should be more considerate, I have autism and can't understand humor.
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Yoko lurking from convention.
>Having some bad luck edition.
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>>693713420
That pantie shot.
>wew
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>>693713433
Bad, luck? But you just got dubs first post.
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>>693713433
what wrong?
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>>693713999
Wasted trips.
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Post loods nao.
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Well, work was super busy tonight
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>>693714229
Hey there fran!
What made it so busy?
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>>693714124
not wasted
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Not doing next thread.
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>>693714573
i'll bake
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>>693714573
Baker is dead..
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>>693714229
We had the Pathfinder 'lets fuck over the sorceror' session last night.
Motherfucker angered a Tarrasque.
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kagami claimed!!!
>>693712755
cutie! nice to see you today
>>693714400
heya mami!! glad to see your okay, how's the travelling??
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>>693713626
>>693713999
I got here 2 hours late, vendor hall closed an hour after I arrived because all of the merch wasn't set up yet, and I had to check lost and found for my Friday pass because its hole-punch was farther from its edge than my Saturday pass. I also keep on losing track of the friends I'm going with.
>My mobile is currently at 3% as well.
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>>693714400
A lot of people wanted Chinese food, and we have the beat in the area

>>693714672
How the fuck does one do that?

And we also had one last week, killed off his familiar

>>693714753
Hey kagami
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>>693714753
Traveling is all done (thank god). Rode the bus all the way to london, then took a plane to RI. Just finished unpacking.
How have you been since I last talked to you?
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>>693714753
i-it's nice to see you today too you cutie!

>>693714229
Fran!
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