Time for a fucking MILF thread
•Do you have tips for meeting MILFs?
•Have you ever fucked a MILF?
•Do you have gorgeous MILFs to post?
Get the fuck in here and let's appreciate the most beautiful class of women.
I've fucked plenty of girls but I've wanted to bang a milf for so long now. Have any of you ever fucked a milf? How'd you meet her?
>>693684519
>my only tip for meeting milfs is be present on the internet in some form best in video form (eg youtube) for american/canadians be british nothing gets them wet quicker i have no idea why
>yes i have she was fantastic in bed fun to hang around with (because she had money) but otherwise was pretty controlling and/or a bitch
>unfortunately not my milf phase was 5 years ago
>>693685022
damn she must have been hot. How old was she? How did you guys start talking?
Fuck i'd give my left nut to have an hour in bed with the chick in this picture
>>693685169
i made youtube videos when i was 17 (channel was pretty sure you probably never even heard of me) however it got me into skype groups and moderating blogtv sessions for larger channels and at some point she found her way into that group and we kinda hit it off
i wouldn't say she was ridiculously hot but she simultaneously had the classy mature and ex-military look...cause she kinda was both
she was pretty dirty online but wouldn't go on cam and when she got here initially she said that she was having second thoughts and one night we started going at it and after that we traveled a bit getting kicked out of multiple hotels for noise complaints
i must say though the hottest thing i ever heard her say was that she loved the idea of being fucked by someone literally half her age (i was 17 she was 34)
>>693686397
* pretty small...i have literally no idea where sure came from
>>693686397
God damn dude, that's a hell of a lucky situation you found your way into. Props man, I'm fuckin jealous
>>693686807
my girlfriend after was a fan (she on the other hand was a fucking smoking hot latina) and the one im with now i met while in a hangout with DlandonCole (just incase you ever heard of him) and the one im with now i will likely be marrying soon so really my YT has payed off for me pretty well in general
but it is literally all confidence and in my case being funny
>>693687262
What are your YT videos about? I dont need to know your channel name, keep that shit private if you need to, i'm just curious what you do
damn i forgot to post a milf, what a fuckup
MILFs get into roleplay too and are generally nastier & more fun
>>693687549
well it ended up being very atheism based but it was mostly about ridiculing idiots and being funny about it sadly the majority of them were christians so...ya'kno
but the idea was generally just funny responses
>>693684744
she was the mom of my best friend's girlfriend at the time.
It started off as a big joke.
>>693688114
for real man. I'm pretty sure it's cause they get so much dick when they're 17-25 and then it gets harder to come by when they're in their 30s-40s cause lots of guys are either married or fat/ugly. Which is why young, fit dudes are in the perfect position to fuck milfs
>>693688211 Cool, man. Glad that shit ended up working out for you man
>>693688422
What do you mean by "big joke"? Tell us about how yall started talking about fuckin..
>>693688550
thanks man hope you land a milf everyone should at least once cause they will teach you shit in bed you'll not believe
>>693685419
>>693689071
I'd put my monster on her tongue
>>693688550
>Friend driving me around
>go pick up his GF
>on way to the movies with friend and his gf
Some where in the conversation random female gets brought up.
>"does she have big titties? I love big titties."
>friends gf says hey you should meet my mom she has big titties
That night or sometime shortly after i got her mom's phone number from her. From that point the joked carried itself along with us just texting with me being overly sexual and her "playing along".
We used to hang out at his gf's place a lot and her mom and i would share a couch + friend and gf. Sitting next to each other turned into cuddling, turned into grabbing dem titties, turned into me fingering her.
A few days of playing with her pussy she said "you need to get on top or stop playing". So i stood up and banged her on the couch. Lost my virginity to her.
Eventually we were banging everyday (her husband went out for work on monday and flew back on friday).
I can give some more info if you want.
>>693684519
The thing about milfs is the ones you want will come onto you. They're the ones who "grew up" and know what they want. Just put yourself out there and be plain speaking that you are open to older women.
Avoid the ones who get to their 30s or 40s and are still dragging baggage from high school. That is trouble you've not known.
>>693684744
Posted this yesterday:
This happened a few weeks ago.
Fucked my mom's friend at a pool party. Both of us were drunk but we fucked the next day after her high school reunion fairly sober.
She is 48 and I'm 21. She's also married which is fucking hot. She wants me date her daughter but wants to continue fucking her. Should I? Or too risky?
>>693689586
Holy shit dude that's awesome. Tell us more, she must have been hot as hell
>>693689718
I got you. Thanks for chiming in
>>693689854
See if shes okay if you guys just keep fucking. Dating the daughter and fucking her on the side could be a recipe for big problems. If she's adamant that she wants you to date the daughter.... Fucking DO IT MAN, how many guys can say that they've banged a girl AND the girl's mom?!
I've been trying to think recently... What kinds of places do older women usually frequent? Certain bars are good spots, some yoga places in certain neighborhoods too. What about online? I haven't looked yet but there have got to be forums/subreddits/etc that are basically made for older women to talk with each other. Someplace like that would be a goldmine. Any ideas?
>>693689718
this motherfucker gets it right here
>>693689586
>>693690124
after i got my car i was able to get to go over to her house alone so it got to the point i'd stay over every night m-thurs. Banged her nightly, always avoided her husband.
One day i'm on top of her (she lived in a 2 story condo, bedroom upstairs). and i hear the front door open. Thinking it was her daughter i continued bangin. Next thing i know her husband walks in yelling "YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO GET OUT. IM GETTING MY GUN".
I didn't even get dressed, grabbed my clothes and blasted the steps and into my car. Neutral dropped it into reverse out of the parking spot and again putting it into drive. As i'm shifting R -> D her husband comes out, shotgun in hand and kicks the shit out of my car door as i'm racing away. "IF YOU EVER COME AROUND HERE AGAIN I'LL KILL YOU"
I pulled onto the street freaking out, naked and directly on the street was a cop pulling a dude over. I had to wait at the stop sign covered up with clothes like 10 feet from a cop.
We kept banging but it was more sparse after that. We would meet at hotels etc, apparently her husband knew she was fucking me just pissed it was in there bed.
I never got to bang her and her daughter together which is/was my goal.
>>693690124
Oh she is really adamant on me dating her since her daughter will be going to the same university this fall and apparently I fit the bill for her type and all that. Plus my mom's friend is competitive with her daughter and she gets a thrill from me also fucking her daughter.
So an issue is that the mom is also adamant about continuing our affair. Think I will go for it since it sounds like a dream come true.
>>693689071
10/10
I met a woman 23 years older than me in an online game. It was just casual internet friendship for a while, then it spiced up when her husband started fucking up. Then we started meeting for 2-5 weeks at a time, boning like rabid rabbits.
>>693691604
DUDE FUCKING DO IT MAN. Live the fucking dream! Holy shit I wish I could be your friend so i can hear about all the shit you end up doing
>>693691813
What kind of game was it?
>>693690964
Damn dude, you got to rail that milf a hell of a lot, i guess you can be thankful for what you got, right?
>start working in sales
>travel almost 70% of the year (conferences, customer meetings, staff training and so on)
>have one drink every evening at every hotel bar I'm staying (if there is no hotel bar I ask the service to suggest a bar)
>you meet people who are travelling themselves or even visiting the same conference
>play your cards right and hook up
>do this shit for almost ten years now (I'm 30)
>fucked countless Milfs that way
met her at work
unappreciated
has 3 kids (dif guys)
made her feel special
she's downright dirty sexy
>>693693024
Damn, I'm in a line of work that involves going to conferences every year... I really gotta start hitting up the hotel bars now
>>693693289
jesus christ, my dick is diamonds. you got more?
My cougar GF loves to roleplay mom-son stuff. We even go on weekends & book at motels, even bed & bfasts under the same family name. Checking in I casually say we're taking a "break" from dad, she looks embarrassed and the desk clerk gets it. Amazing how many (mostly female) seem hugely turned on at this. Makes for incredibly hot sex in the room.
>>693693289
got more? shes sexy af
>>693692558
>What kind of game was it?
Really garbage browser game. Real time strategy where the optimal way to play is doing something every 30 seconds and having a healthy sleep would probably get you killed by players from other time zones.
>>693693495
Damn, my GF loves to roleplay daddy-daughter shit and mom-son stuff too but she's a few years younger than me so I can't really get completely into the mom-son stuff. If i had a cougar gf that I could do that with, i'd probably die busting a nut
Damn i keep forgetting to post milfs
>>693684519
I fucked 3 milfs in my life, one was 39 now 40, one was 42 now 44 and one was 51 this year
>>693694650
Fuckin nice... how'd you meet em?
I've never fucked a milf but for awhile I was fucking a chick who was considerably older than me. She was the best pussy I've ever had, totally down with anything. She was on birth control too (which absolutely none of the chicks around here seem to be) so that was awesome. She had a boyfriend and I lived at home, so we had to fuck in my car or a hotel room which added another element of thrill to it.
>>693694962
keep em comming
I fucked one that was 38.... black brazilian woman with a 14 year old kid she shared a bedroom with..... we fucked in the kitchen
>>693694650
two of them at the club, but fucked them later and the 42 yo on internet chat
pic related, this is 39 yo tits
>>693695351
Dude her ass must have been HUGE. how'd you meet her?
Fucked one of the bosses at work for a while, I was about 27 at the time, and she was in her mid 40s. Her marriage was shitty and she wasn't getting any. she fucks like an animal, great body as well. Pic related.
>>693695483
>>693695483
i hope that cross on her doesn't offend anyone
MILF from fb
>>693695501
me and my friends throw warehouse parties. She came to one, and for some reason or the other she took a liking to me. No joke, i think its because i directly complimented her on her ass. Both brazilian girls i have done that too i hooked up with. they apparently really love an ass compliment
Anyways, we banged a couple of more times, but we were nothing alike. She doesnt even do the warehouse party thing, she just ended up there unintentionally.
She was hot as fuck though. Petite, pretty built figure (she was deff a stripper at some point in her life). she loved to dance and bounce her ass around. felt good to dry hump her
>>693693448
>>693693579
heard it was a thing to hang out in front of storage stores. not sure what they are called. places you buy various sizes of tupperware. if approached about organizing a closet, she asking you to fuck her for money.
>>693689325
love this chick
>>693696670
>>693689325
perfection
>>693696133
good shit man, proud of you.
I just remembered something -- every year in Tampa there's an event called Gasparilla Pirate Festival. Basically the city closes off a bunch of streets and people just get wasted on beer and liquor all over, there are some parades, and general craziness. I went there one year and I saw SO many milfs that were drinking and obviously ready to fuck. i wasn't thinking because i was in a relationship at the time...
>>693695707
If her cross offends anyone, they can fuck back off to their nigger country where they belong.
>>693697469
Last one I've got.
>>693697236
yep
>>693697332
Tampafag here. Never gone to Gasparilla but will next time around.
>>693697645
mmmmmm
>>693697820
>>693697645
>>693696670
i really wish there was a video. Lucky dude whoever got some of that
>>693697332
that sounds cool as hell. No reason for me to go to Florida, but if i do end up there ill time it around that
>>693698359
very lucky dude. bastard
>>693697820
I would deep kiss her as I bottom out and cum inside that beautiful woman.....Lucky dude who ever is posting these
Question- I have had a membership on Ashley Madison twice....No fucking luck in finding anyone real that's remotely attractive. I get a sense that website has milfs crawling around, but its also filled with fake profiles.
Anyone have any ideas for a 27 yr old, fit and in shape, just trying to get rid of a fantasy?
fucked this ho milf in vegas
>>693699612
i'm not the lucky bastard who is fucking her. just the lucky bastard who found a few pics.
>>693699641
so hot!
moar
>>693684519
Just go on a sex dating site. Should work.
Swinger club too.
>>693699916
thats all i have. found it here on /b/
>>693697671
Be aware that theres just a lot of drunk people in general. But if you comb through, there are definitely groups of drunk women and roaming single milfs too. Godspeed dude
Best place to meet milfs? And how should I approach one? They seem to be a little different.
>>693684519
>be me work atnight inb 4 star hotel
>fuck every week end or so a different mifl in their room in hotel
>times to times ome come back
>enjoying the free life
I dated a relatively young college milf for years ago, sister of a friend. She was 23ish, had a daughter at 18. Was into various roleplay kinks, especially daddy-daughter, which was weird having an actual daughter. When her kid was visiting her dad or grandparents on weekends, she'd wanna fuck in her daughter's bed, wear some of her clothes, etc. (Yeah, they were very small on her!) One of her scenarios was being naughty and having me spank her. Most fucked up was a couple times when she had me spank her actual daughter for misbehaving...seriously twisted, but goddamn did it turn her on. (My ex, not her daughter!)
What's the difference between a milf and a single mom?
>>693696299
key is that i just give her attention (listening to her and sexing her up)
she's draining the sancho and the ex for child support (she's living with sancho)
has a lot of drama, which she loves to talk about
might have to move on, since she's dropping hints about me and her in the future.
pic related (she dressed up 'anime-ish' cause she wanted to role play.
>>693684519
>>693702200
>What's the difference between a milf and a single mom?
You know what the acronym "milf" stands for right? Could be married or single, just one you'd wanna fuck.
Now when you say milf are you using the term generally speaking just as older attractive women or literal milf, because a few years back I had my way with a newly wed woman who had a child, so by definition a milf although she was only 25.... Sadly no pictures of her were ever taken or received
>>693701993
ANYMORE?
>>693684842
hnnngh, dat Tara Strong
>>693695918
WOW!
>>693684519
>>693685169
>>693685419
>>693685834
>>693687001
>>693690124
>>693690605
>>693692558
same damn pictures every thread. with all these pro pics, you'd think you /b/tards would save some other poses. I'm so tired of these pics, I guarantee that the pic of the bitch sitting in front of the cake with the 49 candles will show up soon
My words of wisdom on getting milfs:
>Install Tinder
>Put just ONE profile picture, serious look
>If youre a manlet, fuck off, youre not getting anything
>Put on your profile 6ft tall no kids
>Set to search for women age 35 - 45
>Spam Like
>Unmatch the fat and nigger ones
>send dick pic to the hot milfs
>Invite them to your place
>have a good fucking
>GG
My best friend fucked my mom, hearing them go at it gave me a fetish for people wanting to fuck her.
>>693704957
lol rekt he fucked ur mom
>>693705015
best fap of my life
>>693704957
Really? Same thing happened with me. Well, I can't be sure of it but I always assume the worse. what happened with your situation?
bump
>>693704010
I've got a few I don't normally see when I haunt these threads.
When i was 20 i was seeing a brunette milf age 35 with perfect tits. She took good care of her body. I never i repeat never knew the true power of a blowjob until she gave me one.the fucking tricks that woman could do with her mouth was off the fucking charts. She had some hard crushing over the fact that i was kinda mature and level headed and still smart /good looking, she was kinda creepy at certain points and it started getting kinda overly serious so i left her. fuck me right i regret it so hard now but when you're in that place in that relationship you just wanna get out. all you anons with longterm relationships will know that feel of just wanting out. But still, watching her tits bounce to the rythm of my dick is still the most beautiful thing ever
>>693705367
My friend always talked about how hot he thought my mom was from a young age. Parents were divorced and she hadn't dated, when we were in our late teens mom was up late catching up on laundry and he said tonight I'm gonna fuck your mom. I was kinda shocked at him saying that but used to hearing him talk about it and said you never could.
He said be quiet and I'll tell her your asleep, I guarantee we'll fuck.
>>693706115
The fuck. I can litterary smell your middle class whiteness from over here you lil pathetic fuck
>>693706115
pics of your mom please
>>693699284
sauce? Moar?
I had a chance. Fit, tan, dark hair, large chest....and I did nothing with it. I mean it was right there. On separate occasions she offered to wash my hair (I have really thick curly hair that she liked) for me and asked me to come over early one morning while her daughters were still asleep.
>>693706306
>>693706115
How repressed of a faggot individual do you have to be to just sit aside and not react to this. No fucking spine whatsoever. I'd probably be able to make your mom swallow my sperm and then tell it to your face and all you would do is stare into the floor. i feel sad for that
Anyone giving a fuck?
>Pictures of insecure, aging women who crave validation that they're still hot.
>What the fuck is sexy about that?
>>693707250
mmmm, wifey
>>693707320
I know, right? I got her mixed all through my mature folder on this here cellular telephone.
>>693707168
Mmmmmmm definitely! Moar?
>>693707492
My whole folder is random, I'm just uploading the stuff that isn't the same as usual. Not sure if I have more of her or not.
>>693705789
how older women should take care of themselves
An old favourite.
>>693707644
Ah shame, she's got me diamonds! Also, check'd
>>693707952
Nice, thanks!
>>693702850
Marisa Tomei
>>693707906
oh fuck yeah. i'd love to go balls deep into this one.
>>693689854
That's. A crazy making situation.
>>693708153
I really like her too.
>>693707917
Damn.
I fucked a MILF, I was 20, she was 42 and married, in great shape, hot as hell. But. She was clinically depressed, popped Valium nonstop, and just wanted to feel something. She'd come over and just give herself to me and tell me to do anything to her. She often wanted it to hurt or be humiliating. As long as I got to fuck that firm MILF body, I was down.
>>693708057
More of her please my god
>>693691604
Hello darkness my old friend
>>693708918
See
>>693707644
Sorry.
Manager from my last job that quit
I cannot stand the idea of dating a female older than me, so of course I'm into younger girls, but this thread actually has some decent quality to it. And I like it. I guess I'm surprisingly into it.
>>693709738
Sauce?? Looks like my teach
>>693709842
I will take that as a compliment towards my carefully curated taste and selection.
>>693709842
shut the fuck up fag
>all these 12... and 13.... filenames
mah niggas
>>693710015
See
>>693709506
>>693710115
Shannon Bietler
Aw, thread limit.
>>693699851
How's the herpes?
Top tier milfs in this thread, gents. Well done, and thank you.
>>693707453
more huge milf tits
I will continue here.
>>693710770
I'm told MILFs don't wipe their asses quite so well.
Any truth to this?
>>693686397
women are pedophiles, so it's nothing new.
>>693687624
>>693706873
>>693686807
these are fantastic
>>693686397
Are you caddicarus?
>>693709023
M-mom?
>>693711424
>implying
>>693711122
Checked
>Any truth to this?
Not in my experience, but i'm sure there are some that don't. Keep in mind that generalizations are retarded and shouldn't be trusted ever.
>>693711424
If you're serious, show more pics!
>>693707762
I need everything of her
