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Choose niggers
chicken.
Fish is not real meat.
>>693522352
Imma have to go with steak, just because I love the other two so much (and I'm a poorfag so I can rarely afford good steak)
Just polled my friend, he said shrimp, and this is as he's cooking steak
>>693522352
shrimps
fuck shrimps
bye Shrimpies!
>>693522478
shrimp is not fish
>>693522352
shrimp, i don't like seafood
No fried chicken = all the niggers starve to death
Shrimp because I'm allergic to shellfish anyway
>>693522352
Fried chicken sucks. Get rid of it.
>muh soul food
quit your bitchin' nigger.
>>693522352
ribs. im not some nigger getting bbq sauce all over. also boned food is shit.
Ribs
Only dogs and fatties chew on bones
>>693522352
Op here i'd probably go with ribs probably because i've never had good ribs
>>693522352
shrimp or chicken. don't give a shit about either
>>693522818
But you eat the meat off the bone.
>>693522352
> Choose niggers.
Sold. I choose niggers.
>>693522352
shrimp is shit tier poorfag food, bye bye.
fried chicken
Steak
>inb4 pleb
I eat it with ketchup just like the rest of them, but for some reason people think they can jack up the price for arbitrary parts
>>693522352
ribs. never had them, probably never will
>>693522352
I choose niggers.
>>693522653
Or animals. So they must be a plant.
shrimp is posion
fried chicken, shit sucks balls
chicken because im not a nigger, I could easily give up shrimp and eat prawns or w/e tf seafood but the rest gotta stay
>>693522352
We talking about just fried chicken like in the pic, or any sort of chicken with breading?
>>693522478
>shrimp
>fish
>real meat
>>693523048
You are missing out man, nothing like a nice smoked barbeque'd slab of ribs
Shrimp...
I live in south Louisiana, and I'm sick of fucking seafood
Shrimp is shit.
chocolate milk
>>693522352
Implying a steak and ribs can't come from the same animal.
>>693522352
Fried chicken because there are much better ways to eat chicken.
>>693522352
Fried chicken. And I'm white
>>693523154
>>give up shrimp
>>just eat prawns instead
Got bad news for ya bucko
>>693523154
All shrimp-like creatures would cease to be. No prawns or lobsters
>>693522352
Easy one. Steak.
>>693523344
Pork ribs are so much better than beef ribs though
>>693523311
>>693523045
>steak with ketchup
what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>693523318
You better take that shit back fagatron.
>>693522352
steak
>>693522352
Fried chicken. I always make my chicken in a smoker.
>>693523494
You monster
Shrimps
>>693523485
Shrimp aren't a fucking kingdom. The term you're looking for is, 'shellfish'
>>693522352
I'd say ribs. I never liked ribs. Fried chicken would be my second choice but only because it's so bad for you.
All of them, i am vegan.
>>693523045
Ketchup on steak? Are you Fucking 12? Gtfo nignog
Bye ribs
>>693523318
>>693523645
Fried chicken is awesome, shrimp is the easiest one to lose unless you live on a coastal area
LOL bye shrimp.
Ribs. I have eaten less than 5 times my entire life, and they have never been all that special.
>>693522352
Niggers.
>>693523891
Wish you knew someone who could actually cook them man, they are really good
>>693523622
It's either ketchup or nothing. Fuck A1. For some reason people enjoy that shit then sneer at ketchup with steak like you're ruining it, when with A1 every fucking steak tastes like nothing but A1
>>693523891
Agree. Ribs and pork in general are overrated. Except for bacon.
>>693522697
Shrimpin' is all I kno, you kno anon?
>>693522866
You're loss
>>693522818
R u dumb or r u stupid?
>>693523728
All of em. Dragonflies are gone too just for looking somewhat similar
>>693522478
since when do fish have ribs dumbass
chicken
>>693524229
>this post
>>693523728
Crustacea to be scientific
>>693522352
Shrimp
>>693524027
Buy or make quality steak and you won't need any damn condiments.
Shrimps. I dont really like them.
>>693524224
There*
>>693522632
Shrimp is the plural for shrimp right?
>>693522352
Steak. I don't eat beef anyway.
>>693522352
Just a thought, if I picked steak, my favourite food, would that stop all cows from existing? I could put a sizable dent in our greenhouse gas emissions with a single selfless act.
I don't really give a shit about any of those specially fried chicken.
I fucking hate chewing threw veins, tendons, and all the fucking little bones.
>Fucking nasty shit meant only for the dumb poor.
>>693522352
Fuck shrimps
>>693524018
I have ordered them from restaurants, and have some decent BBQ places around here. It just seems to me everything else on the menu was always better than them. But I will say I also love the shit outta shrimp, so I don't want to lose the thing everything everybody else hates. :/
>>693522478
Underage &/b/
Come back in 3 years.
>>693522352
I love chicken, but fried chicken is fucking disgusting. Fuck kfc and popeyes
>>693522352
All of them. I'm vegan and meat disgusts me. Seasoned tempeh tasted better than all of this shit combined.
>>693524635
Veganfag detected
>>693524238
So wait, phylum.
Feel em'?
None of em. Butterflies either right?
>>693522352
Chicken. Get rid of the nigger food source.
Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich.
Fuck fried chicken!
I fucking hate all fried shit anyways, but fried chicken is the worst. So fucking sick of it.
>>693524510
Like I said, either ketchup or nothing.
I can eat a fucking steak plain if it's cooked right. Good luck there. Too many proud idiots that don't know what they're doing, but swear up and down they make the best. Too much elitist bullshit follows this one slab of meat.
I'd just as soon do away with it.
>>693524624
No you can still have beef ribs or something like that i just guess its against the law to cook steak or everyone just forgets how to cook steak
>>693524928
Nope, just don't like eating like a savage.
>>693525001
Lol
Shrimp obviously. Never saw the point in eating insects.
>>693524885
Fucking pussy. Go groom your beard
>>693525001
wtf shrimps are a richfag niggas fried chicken
>>693524027
Its funny how this things are kind or normal for what I see for Americans, while if you did that here in Italy with family, friends or even worse at restaurant anybody would start looking at you like you were the retarded and autistic 10yo that you indeed really are
Never been big on ribs. They good but idk
Shrimp
I'm allergic to them so I don't give two shits about it
>>693524247
But fish do have ribs....
>>693524616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5iobrn0UdI
If steak disappeared before I could try this shit, I would start a war.
>>693524943
Nah butterflies are cool they can stay
>>693524818
>Come back in 3 years.
Maybe you should follow your own advice
Tough call between shrimp and ribs, fuck getting rid of steak or fried chicken.
nigger chicken can go.
>>693522352
Prawns are fucking shit
Fried Chicken fo sho
Ribs easily.
>>693525001
That it?
>>693525192
>You must eat food exactly as I eat it lest you be shunned like the leper you are
>>693522352
shrimp and ribs are both from Satan,
so both should go 4ever.
>>693525244
trolled hard
>>693522352
shrimp im borderline grossed out by it half the time anyway
>>693525173
How does being vegan make me a pussy?
>>693522352
If I say shrimp, do I get to keep prawns?
because muh risotto
>>693522352
>all shrimp served with the tails still on
>serves no purpose other than to get in the way
Its not a tough choice
>>693522352
Fuck shrimp.
Chicken let's show those niggers who's boss!
>>693522478
>choose one
Who the fuck said anything about meat dumbass?
Ribs easily.
They taste fine and all but there's nothing really there.
>>693524885
What a beautiful comeback. Spoken like a true underage fag.
>>693522352
Shrimp
>prawns are that much better
![3cd[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/hjlhEMx.jpg "3cd[1].png")
>>693524027
>>693523045
>steak with ketchup
>>693522352
I'd take a pork chop over a steak anyway plus there's steak pinwheels and tons of other beef related foods that pretty much take the place of steak.
>>693525680
>>693522478
Fish is also not an option.
>>693522352
Fried Chicken. Real people don't eat it, anyway.
>>693525989
Damn son you never had rib done right if you can say that.
>>693525712
Is that a real question?
Shrimp
>>693526296
Wut?
>>693525712
Nice bait.
Fried chicken easily.
>>693525989
This. I've always thought this.
But without ribs, pigs and cows would look pretty fucking weird.
>>693525570
No its called eating your food properly, you fucking savage of a nigger
>>693525712
Show me a pic on one famously tough vegan. I'll wait
>>693526322
Ribs lack meat man. That's just how it is.
>>693526296
>implying niggers are real
>>693524247
since always
>>693526336
damn good milf
>>693526512
>implying niggers are people
>>693522352
Shrimp. It is shit. Beyond shit. It's awful. I don't know who come up with this bullshit, but he should be fired AND scold. Get rid of that crap. never mention it again.
Steak, that's a super easy choice for me.
>>693525192
What do I care what Muslims and Africans think?
>>693522352
shrimp. never eat the shit anyways famo
>>693524652
The plural of shrimp is shrimp dumbass. Only nuggets and mud bloods say "shrimps"
>>693524027
Fucking britbongs. Ketchup on everything. Fucking disgusting.
>>693526455
That's not much of an argument for why you shouldn't eat steak with ketchup. What is proper? How did that become so? Why does it matter? It's not going in your mouth.
>inb4 if you ate my steak with ketchup, it would be an insult
A1 is the fucking insult and it's made for steak, because everyone knows 90% of the time it's an inedible puck otherwise because no one knows how to cook the damn thing.
ribs are disgusting, rarely eat them
>>693526766
What - did you get a vein and mommy wasn't there to tell you it wasn't poop?
Did you eat the shell or tail thinking it was edible if you heated it right?
You probably fell for the cocktail sauce as well. Please shut up. having never eaten at a shrimp bar on the fucking beach without a cloud in sight.
>has only ever eaten shrimp in ramen packets
>>693526581
Oh that chart...hng
>>693522352
The shrimp can go right to hell, smells nasty and tastes like bugs.....plus there are fuck tons of seafood besides Shrimp so Has ta-lavista baby!
>>693522818
i agree
>>693527157
born and raised in America you piece of shit
Ribs
>>693527229
>pull out the intestine
Rarely anybody does that for some reason
>>693522352
no one needs shrimp
>>693522352
Shrimp is bad for your health. There is so little government regulation of seafood that I'm surprised that so few people die from it.
>>693524218
10/10 kek
>>693527310
False. If that were the case you'd be using mayonnaise on everything.
>>693527160
If you dont know how to cook thats one problem, if you use ketchup its yet another one because you are not making up for the shitty taste of your steak. Thats not how a real and good steak would taste.
>>693527551
>implying government regulation saves lives and isn't just to make money for politicians
>>693527160
Culturally and historically. Not to mention ketchup is high fructose corn syrup. Why would you choose sugary Heins over anything?
>implying the guy who eats steak with ketchup can even cooka steak
>Hungry Man dinners
>>693522352
Steak is overrated.
>>693525192
Even Americans would call you a fucking autist if you ate steak with ketchup...
>>693526503
This guy^ also Nate Diaz, you know, the guy who kicked Connor mcgregors ass?
>>693527681
I said America, not Holland.
SHRIMP GTFO
>>693526336
>>693526407
Yeah, I'm dead serious.
>>693527895
I said mayonnaise, not hollandaise.
>>693527805
>>693526785
Keep telling yourelf that, americuck with probably niggers, native americans, irelanders, britbongs, mexicans, mudslimes and even italians as ancestors
>>693522986
Underrated post of the day
>>693522352
shrimp can go forever seafood sux
>>693524818
"COME BACK IN TEN YEAARS"
get it? xdddd
>>693522352
Ribs
I guess Shrimp has to go, apparently because they may be sentient enough to-
>>693527266
>bugs
You mean... all this time, I could have just been eating ants? Well, fuck.
>wait
>how do you know this
>>693526503
>>693527846
im pretty sure Nick Diaz is also a vegan.
Jake Shields is either a vegan or vegetarian
Mac Danzig is a vegan
>>693527473
True. It seems like too much effort for a kitchen cook doesn't it? Now these prepackaged shrimp come de-veined . It's like it was suctioned out, it's weird, but I can't complain.
I always liked prepping shrimp though. Fucking smoking em over a blend of soy and butter without touching the pan? Put em on a pizza half way through baking. Bing bang boom.
I think this is just test of homosexuality
Only faggots would give up something other than shrimp
It's not even in the same league as the other choices
>>693527730
My cooking skills ate moot, because I don't buy that over priced shit.
And who the fuck cares if I like a little ketchup with my steak. You wouldn't give a fuck if I said I enjoyed hot sauce on my pork chops. But thanks to the everyone apart of this stupid elitist culture that follows steak has their head so far up their own ass they think any of this matters. Oh no, don't want to use the salad fork on the main entree.
>>693527846
>boby builder.
Vegan , built like a truck.
No body asked you about vegans asshole and this about 4 foods and one to live with out, shut the fuck up, we all know you cannot stop telling every person you run into you're Vegan. It's like Tourette syndrome with you faggots.
>>693528758
>Can't cook
>Also poor
Jesus christ, truly your life is suffering.
>>693528758
This
>>693528758
/thread
Shrimps are overrated
Everyone in my family love shrimps, I just think it's good but kinda meh
Ribs, I can live without that shit m8
>>693523624
>>693523842
I refuse to take it back, Raper John.
>>693522352
Losing steak. I mean, I like steak, but I could definitely live without it.
>>693522797
Tendies go away too, so what are you going to use your good boy points on?
>>693529044
>buying overpriced perishables for muh status symbol
Lol I buy something because it tastes good and I enjoy it, not because some idiot tells me it makes you more of a man.
>>693528758
Nonono mate you dont understand, I was talking about the difference in cuisine between Italy, MAYBE France and/or Spain and other countries like USA. What you called "elitist" is how people in Italy eat their steaks. And I'm not even talking about buying the best possible and least cheap steak in the world, but about cooking skills and things like that.
>>693528758
FUCKING THIS
>>693527846
And the rest?
Soy protein in every meal, that guy is eating more than 3-5000 calories a day and working it off.
There isn't much of a difference in my eyes to body builders and cam whores and professional twitch streamers.
>>693529437
Kek
>>693528925
Dumbass, if you trace back the convorsation, I'm just replying to what other people asked of me. If you took time out of your day to reply to my comment then I'm must have really rustled your jimmies on an anonymous message board. You butt hurt m8?
>>693522352
shrimp ofc there's no other option
>>693528758
*brofists*
>>693522352
Well I'm pescatarian so as long as it isnt the shrimp I'm good.
easy shrimp
>>693529857
You disgust me
>>693529531
The guy I posted isn't a body building you idiot. Make sure you know the difference before you try to argue against something you clearly know nothing about.
>>693522352
i dont eat any of those and my food tastes delicious. this is an unfamiliar feel to me.
>>693528758
>>693529857
my nigga
>>693528758
>hot sauce on my pork chops
Subhuman filth.
>>693523378
Best answer tbh
>>693528758
Fucking saved
>>693529602
the point is, if you were not such a waste of atmosphere you would have shut the fuck up and not replied, but no, you're diarrhea of the Vegan ass of yours has you spouting off Vegan pop quiz shit like a spazz.
>>693529933
What did I do?
>>693528758
best answer tbh
>>693529531
Also, you can get protein from other sources than whey, meat, and soy products. Why don't read some peer reviewed medical studies before you buy an overpriced tub of dried milk dust or over priced price of dead animal flesh so you can get your daily protein needs.
>>693528758
kek
>>693528758
Hot sauce can go anything, deal with it.
You can choose not to eat your veggies, but please stop using the ketchup on the steaks son. We all have as kids, no doubt., tried steak with ketchup. And it wasn't terrible. But do you have ANY idea how many different sauces there are made specifically for steak? Homemade sauces recipes that is.
stop arguing, you've lost, we won't pick on you when you realize how delicious a steak can be without ketchup, we promise.
>>693522352
I can do without turkeys by the way, fried chicken next.
>>693530351
You disgusted him.
>>693522352
Fried chicken. There's so many more ways to cook chicken and fried isn't even one of my favorites.
Sorry niggas.
>>693528758
topkek
>>693528758
def screencapping this shit bruh
>>693528758
#REKT
>>693530249
You're the one getting pissed off at another anon on an online message board. Btw, growing cows in a factory waists more atmosphere than one vegan.
>>693522352
All, it's shit
shrimp is shit
>>693522352
Ribs
>>693528758
wtf is GOING ON??
shrimp. easy
>>693530249
And how does a diet high in fiber and antioxidants give me diarrhea at all? My colon is waaaayyy healthier than yours.
>>693528758
kek
never change /b/....
never change
>>693522352
Fried chicken.
>>693528758
This. Let people make their own opinions and decide what they want to eat and how. Everyone complaining about ketchup sees their food choices as superior and elitist. This is some reddit tier hivemind shit.
>>693529941
Please refer to that picture of the guy. And read it again and tell me if you see the words 'body' and 'builder' together. Then tell me strongman is actually a professional job. Then go to the bottom of the page and look at the delete post option.
>and take this fucking hook out of my mouth
>>693531163
Why?
>>693531127
You clearly weren't here for the real good old days. /b/ has changed, and not for the better.
Shrimp, I fucking hate seafood.
>>693528758
fucking this. I don't see why people judge to this extent
>>693531041
Whiny little bitch having an autism fit because he can't understand why people have a natural aversion to his choice of cuisine.
>>693531301
cringed
>>693531281
A strongman is a different thing than a body builder. In interviews he claims to be a strong man. He doesn't get on stage and dance like a faggot in front of judges like all the other pussy manlets of the fitness industry.
>>693522986
One loud kek from me anon. Congrats
>>693524247
Gone
>>693530393
Read medical studies and peer reviews to better develop my opinion on the carnivorous vs. herbivorous lifestyle debate on the internet.
Wew lad
>>693531281
Also, you know the guy who plays the mountain on game of thrones is a professional strongman, right? He makes more money than you, and while a good lot of that money is from the show, he makes a really really high amount of revenue from lifting heavy objects.
>>693530393
>over priced price
Oh no, not those!
>>693531829
You know, if it come a choice to being healthy on an arterial level or being just another internet faggot like you, I'd take the fomer.
shrimp
>>693531922
Honestly
>>693522352
All of them. I just want that juicy shaq meat.
>>693522352
Shrimp. No contest.
>>693531922
*tips*
>>693522352
I could do without the ribs
>>693531922
nice try
Fried chicken without a doubt
>>693531917
>>693532114
Don't forget to smoke tobacco, and cock.
>>693522352
Ribs if I can alternate between wet and dry rub ribs. If not I pick steak.
>>693532593
You seem like a terrifying person to be around at the best of times...
>>693532593
wut
>>693532593
>>693531922
>>693522352
mfw you niggers never tasted real shrimps and also think steak is something definite, not just a way to cut different parts of the cow
american are so fucking retarded
What are those in the top right
>>693522818
Nigga, 3 of the 4 options come with bones. Also,the meat around the bone is the best part. You must be one of those NEET guys who only eat mom's chicken tendies.
>>693524554
It's shramp
>>693532757
Good to know you ran out of logical arguments against me. :) luv you!
>>693533048
>real shrimp prepared in any way other than puff form
nice try, idiot
Steak. Most people eat it raw, which is fucking gross and it's bland if you cook it.
Steak, because fuck everyone.
>>693522352
why do i need to choose ?????????????
I want Hillary to go
>>693522352
...wow, I am not super excited about any of these anymore.
Lose the ribs. Biggest mess.
>>693522352
Shrimp is shit tier
>>693533282
nigga you're the biggestreatrd on the planet
i can literally swim in your absence of any fucking taste
just kill yourself you cockgoblin
>>693523045
Obvious bait still rustled my Jimmies.
>>693523048
Assuming you are not American.
>>693522352
byebye ribs
>>693533504
>shrimp puffs or you're a bottomfeeding shitlord
>>693533246
Babe, I'm here all night and day.
You wanna keep arguing? Come at me bro. But stop arguing about body building, strongmen, being and eating healthy, vegan, income, and GoT and internet faggots and whatnot. I ain't got time for all that shit.
>>693533558
Right?
Good bye steak.
I never liked you anyways.
>>693533841
stay chink you shitnugget
>>693533925
Vegan > Omnivore in all aspects of life bro. Just do some research and you'll realize it really is a better choice in all areas. Btw, the gorilla in your thumbnail is vegan.
Shrimp has to go. I love shrimp but I never cared for the way that there's poop in them.
>>693534415
Gorillas are omnivores you stupid motherfucker lol they eat termites and insects all the time.
>>693534415
gorilla munch gorilla only eats gorilla munch, fuck out of here with your pretend knowledge
>>693525155
Insects are one of the most sustainable sources of protein on the planet.
>>693534732
Yeah, to a negligable amount of their daily caloric intake. Did go run off and Google that just now? You're so fucking cool! Steering the debate away away from the central topic! Congrats you get today's coward award for avoiding the topic at hand! "Wow! It says in the CNN article that gorillas eat some bugs on rare occasions too! Wow I really got him this time! What a fucking moron lol!"
bye shrimp
>>693535176
Besides plants
>>693522352
Never been much of a fan of fried chicken except for KFC and do they even really count?
>>693535176
yeah and so is trash, and human shit, and a fuck load of other terrible things to put in your mouth. this thread is about good food not sustainable garbage food.
>>693534415
No. I like putting juicy meat in my mouth. I love cooking it and pairing it. I love the smell. I love the look and taste. I'll just eat vitamins and keep smoking tobacco from time to time. I'll also eat what veggies I can. And I fucking LOVE fruit. And dairy products? Has your goober ass ever had milk? Omfg yes. I'll just keep enjoying what this world has to offer instead of limiting and cutting myself off from cultural experiences because of some stupid shit I read in an article on the internet or in a magazine.
your vegan and vegetarian lifestyle is nothing but vanity. You do it because being healthy is sexy, not because being healthy will make you objectively happier.or because give the animals a break. If that truly mattered you would take radical, legal action.
>>693522352
>choose 1
Why not all 4?
I'm vegan and it has been working quite well for me!
You guys should try it.
FOOKIN PRAWNS
>>693535896
Being vegan is like wearing glasses without frames and faking depression for attraction.
True vegans do it because they CAN'T fucking eat meat or it goes against their religion, or they're some crazy braided hair hippie or believes the only way to stop the meat industry is to stop eating meat altogether.
>let's start a magazine about eating vegan and make money off advertising our new packaged food products of worldy cuisines and snacks that are healthy because it proved to be healthy or us, lets make money off being healthy
How else will people sell their organic non-GMO, farm raised foods? How else will agricultural studies go up and farmland become cheaper?
Cause and effects as well. We're not fucking idiots.
>>693535896
Good to know you like putting meat in your mouth you faggot.>>693535896
You only like meats for the taste? You dumb fuck, you dress your meat in plants as seasoning and spices in order to make the shit pallet able.
You claim I do what I do for vanity, when the only reason you eat meat is because you like it. You are no better than I am in that aspect.
I'm a vegan because I care about my arterial health. Vegans have lower risk for several cancers and heart disease. Just look up the research for your self, if you're too lazy I'll do it for you.
>>693536808
Don't overexert yourself or you'll slip into a deficiency coma.
>>693536778
I'm a pretty normal person, I pay taxes, have a degree and a job with good income. I eat plants because I'm not a moron who follows societies need to eat meat. You can get all your nutrients and even more with plants, it's better for your heart and colon, and a pound of any plant (besides weed and other drugs I guess) is cheaper than a pound of meat.
>>693528453
It is not hard to acquire or even harvest various edible insects , including ants and they are not top shelf, Shrimp merely smells worse than the larger stuff like grubs and such. I'd prefer to eat farmed fish instead of sea bugs.
>>693537187
How? I eat more than 2500 calories a day from plants alone, and I'm not burning that many calories typing on the keyboard.
>>693537417
You know it's not hard to grow plants either, in fact it's a lot cheaper than harvesting insects.
