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Be honest: what's it like to be under 6 feet tall?
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I'm 5'11 and I feel like a midget
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6 feet 2 here . i laugh at all you manlets
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>>693516577
That's because you are a midget .


Nice dubs tho
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6'1 and i still feel it's inadequate, srs
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Because height matters in a fight, right?
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5'5'' here. AMA.
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im 5'6 and i can live with that.
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im 5'5 but not fat or have an ugly face. not sure what to think

taller friends tease me but not often and they eventually stop.

I never get flirty looks from women, and when I do get that vibe from them its usually a short chubby - so i guess i still get laid, just not as often as taller guys

ive fucked about 15 women, but only 3 of them were skinny.

i cant imagine how much life would suck to be short AND fat and ugly. tbh id kill myself if i knew i couldnt get laid at all.
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>>693517328
Because fighting actually matters in this world, right?
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>>693516136
6'4. I thank my Norwegian ancestors every night before I get my tall man sleep.
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>>693517328
Nigger I'm short but I'm not dumb enough to go punch a fucking giant.

Lee would get destroyed by Lesnar
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>>693516136
>Be honest: what's it like to be under 6 feet tall?

I don't remember. I haven't been under 6ft tall since I was about 15.
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>>693517658
>2016
>Everywhere you look, people act 3rd world
It's essential to at least know how to punch if you don't carry a weapon.
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>>693516136
I'm Korean
5'10 barefoot
I'm on the taller end of Koreans so I guess I got that going
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>>693517878
Maybe if you're from the hood
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5.9 and got a bigger dick than most 6 f+ guys.. I mean.. pretty fine, everyone compensates in different ways ;)
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5'7 here and I've never been rejected by a girl taller than me. Although that probably because I haven't asked any tall girl out.
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>>693518427
You have seen a lot of tall guy dick have you?
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>>693517744
Fucking wrong. Lesnar couldn't even touch Lee.
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>>693516136
I'm 178cm and i'm mentally developed enough not to take any pride in height
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>>693518774
He is a manlet, of course he has. He is eye level with tall guy cocks.
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>>693516136
it's fucking shit
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Fucking shit m8. Every day I wish I was more than the 5'9'' I was given. At least I can bulk easily, but we all know that a bulky dwarf will never be an equal of The Mountain. Oh, what I wouldn't give to be a bronzed colossus. I would kill my own moth, I should think.
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>>693519170
Who wouldn't kill a moth to be the mountain
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>>693519050
Their cocks swing counterclock-wise when they are riding mine. mirrors are great.
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>>693516136
6.0 exactly here. Just tall enough to feel inadequate in tall people society but still not short enough to be accepted among the manlets.
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>>693516136
I'm 5'10.
It feels okay.
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>>693519050

I'm sure 90% of the "hurr durr I'm tall" faggots on this thread weigh under 150 lbs.

Tall and anorexic isn't sexy, it's gross.
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>>693519275
You talk a big game but you don't know what Dusty means to me
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>>693519541
P.S. I'm 6 ft exactly.
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>>693519275
You don't understand our bond motherfucker
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>>693516136

>Be honest: what's it like to be under 6 feet tall?

Considering that most people are around 50 cm when they are born you should know, fag.

I'm 1.95m but I didn't reach that heigt before I turned 14 or 15.
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>>693519541
Fuck you [spoiler] because the truth hurts [/spoiler]
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I love being 5'8. Fuck you mutant tall fags. Regular size people just think you are mutated freaks. No body Is "intimidated" by you fucking dorks. Fuck off
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>>693519608
If you value a pet over the sheer masculine glory which is the mountains physique your father failed to raise you
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>>693519990

What the fuck was that pile of shit you threw on the screen?

Use english please.
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>>693517658
you sound like a pussy
there's a famous quote by some ancient greek philosopher or somebody that basically goes like this:
life has much to offer. it would be intelligent to learn to fight as it is one of the offers of life
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>>693520002
>5'8"
>"regular size"

Lmao, do manlets really believe this?
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>>693516136
nigga please...
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>>693519708
A man must make sacrifices to reach mountain-esque levels of manliness
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>>693517744
>implying someone could beat Lesnar in a real fight.
Man is tank.

>>693518948
That's because Lee will run like hell before fighting anyone stronger than him.
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>>693516956
enjoy arthritis when you get older, you lanky piece of piss
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>>693518948
Dumb dumb dumb. Actual fights do not work like Gung Fu movies.

If Brock got his hands on Lee it'd be game. Lee is not so quick that he could avoid all traps.
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>>693520270
Shore, I'll that this bait.
>Average
A sandnigger suffering a rare disease called gigantism. An average mudslime is less than half his size and can't fight a fair fight.
Drone them to shit I say! Huzzah!
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>>693516136
Not too bad.
I'm 5'11", a little taller than the national average, so I'm not a manlet, but I can still blend into a crowd if need be.
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>>693520170
Apologies for using words with more than one syllable I forgot I was speaking to retards

Well done for using "english" correctly though
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>>693520620
>Huzzah!
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>>693520244
Manlet ? Fuck you. 5'8 is perfectly normal size for a fit handsome male like myself. I get tons of pussy
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>>693518948
there's a reason there are weight classes in martial arts you fucking retard
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>>693520822
>normal size
>fit handsome male
>I get tons of pussy
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5'11" here, i don't mind it too much to be honest.
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>>693520822
>on 4chan
>handsome male who gets tons of pussy

You may choose one
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>>693516136
6'2" reporting in
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>>693520270
dude on the left isn't even an isis fighter. he's an Iranian who signed up to fight isis
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>>693521177
Nobody cares
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>>693520822
Sure you do little guy! Adorable.
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>>693520951
Fuck off. You wish you pulled the girls I did. I may not be six feet but that extra 4 inches went right to my dick
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>>693519541
6'1"
220
Come at me bro.
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>>693521177
>What's it like to be under 6' tall?
>I'm 6'2"

Nigger, you a tall retard.
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>>693521615
It's fun to pretend isn't it
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>>693520843
>>693521423
Why don't you ask the bitches I have pulled them you dag. They love my height. 5'8 is perfect
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>>693517456
I'm short (5'9") and ugly. I get laid all the time m8
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>>693521423
Mfw I'm not on the list at 5'5
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5'8'' but 7 inch dick big hands and attractive features, doesn't matter to me nothing i can do to change it. no complaints
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>>693521967
Now that is a true manlet, maybe you could become a trap
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>>693521967
Damn man, how is life so far?
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>>693521843
I'm 5'8 and got a big thick 6 inch cock that bitches love. What you got
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>>693522089
Nah I mean I get laid and bitches at work check me out (dated a couple) though deep down I know they would say no if I proposed which is fine by me I'm not the dad type. adding 5 inches to my height wouldn't change that.
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>>693516136
Pretty great.

I can walk into any store and reasonably expect to find clothes that fit me.

I never bang my head on things.

My friends don't get neck strain looking me in the eye.

I can easily fall asleep on planes/trains.

There's always enough legroom.

I can gain muscle mass in a few months without a problem.
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>>693516136
5'9" here, feels overwhelmingly average. Taller than the manlets, shorter than the tall guys, but not so short that it bothers me. Taller than most women. Works for me.
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>>693522371
Sure you do bud
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>>693522455
>5'9
>Taller than manlets

Pick one friend
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>>693522159
Pretty meh. Had an std scare a few weeks back so I'm kind of over women and sexual shit at this point. It would make my shitty job somewhat easier to be taller I suppose.
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>>693522676
5'9" isn't quite manlet status, nor is it overtly tall. The perception matches reality, as 5'9" is the average American male height, anon
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>>693520511
>If Lesnar got his hands on Lee
He wouldn't
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>>693516136
5'6, Dont give a fuck.
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>>693519455
I'm a half inch over six feet and I'm the shortest little tall guy it's annoying lol
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I'm 5'4" it's a challenge. I can't reach the top shelf, well any top shelf. People pat my head, they bend down to my level which makes me feel like a child so I wish back pain upon them. It's hard.
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>>693517878
nigga 3d world isnt that violent unless you're in venezuela
If you steer clear of bas parts you're good
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>>693516136
I'm like 5'3 - 4

Really sucks in your teen years and I wish I was taller. Seriously feel like a child somtimes. However, there's nothing I can really do to change my height, so I've accepted it and I don't really give a fuck anymore

Fortunately, people say I have an attractive face and being short in a way can forces you to be more confident (Nap complex) so I can still get some. Just a bit harder overall.
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>>693520843
Who the fuck is is talking about weight classes? You obviously have no clue how street fights work
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Exactly 6'00 and I feel pretty good. Taller than alot of other guys, but not huge.
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>>693516136
Did you come out of your mom's cunt full grown? If not then you know exactly what it's like to be under 6ft you fucking autist
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I wouldn't know.
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>>693516956
Same, no bs the best hight to be. Not too tall, just tall enough to be noticed by women >>693521177
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>>693524130
>not that violent
Hows the cartel going juan?
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>>693522475
I've seen stranger things.
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>>693519769
I had to look that up
Thought it was photoshopped LMAO!
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>>693521657

maahk waawbehg
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>>693525616
THOSE THIGHS
I want to kiss them
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>>693516136
169 cm here, I laugh at the fucks I, my gf, friends and anyone I know don't give.
Surely being taller would help, but what you really need is being good looking. If you are tall but ugly it's game over too.
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>>693526079
Lmao nobody cares about you and your midget friends
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>>693525616
i want her to try and choke me out with those
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>>693526975
Nobody cares about you too, mate :^)
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5'11"
Id say im right in the middle.
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>>693527278
People actually pay attention to me unlike you where you need to have a gang of munchkins to hang out with
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>>693516136
Unless you came out of the womb being 6ft+, you should know mate.
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>>693516136
feels bad man, girls never approach you, people don't respect you, not good at sports. 5' 7" btw.
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>>693516136
Pretty cool. 5'6 chick's can deep throat me and take it in all holes without much pain. I can fit in a corvette and other sports cars. People don't try to pick fights with me to prove a point. If I get into a fight and win I'm awesome if I lose your a dick for picking on me. I have never hit my head on a ceiling fan or bird house.
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>>693527524
>oh shit dude you surely told him now he's absolutely crying himself over
Mate we're all anons here, why do you have to lie and or exaggerate even though no ones knows who you are :(
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>>693516136 5'6 and Mexican... can't get much worse than that.
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>>693517456

Short fat and ugly here.

Ama.
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>>693520483

>"lanky"

>6'2"

You think that is lanky? Christ, you must actually be like 5'2".
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>>693528571
hiding the pain doesn't make it go away anon.

>>693529151
ouch, join the circus?
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>>693519676
Epic
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>>693516136
well technically everyone in this thread has been under 6ft tall since birth

6'2" fag here
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FYI, most special forces - army rangers, navy seals, etc.. - are under 6 ft.
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5'7 little chubby but attractive and just got my dick sucked about 4 hours ago, life is good.
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>>693529510
My wife is 5'3 98 lbs and hot as hell. My girlfriend is pretty much the same but freaky. I got two beautiful well adjusted daughters. There is no pain here.
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>>693520511

You faggot.

You cant actually believe this?

I've seen a 5ft muay thai kid clean the floor with 4 bouncers.

You are a dumb, DUMB faggot.
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>>693524372
>StillGoesForTheBike.gif
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>>693516136
That girl looks like a pornstar from the good ol limewire days
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>>693529802
>wife
>girlfriend
>daughters

nice fantasy bro, post pics, manlet with a dream.
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>>693520427
a fat beaner beat lesnar fuck that bitch
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5'11" fag reporting in. Can't complain, I fuck on the reg, dont have to worry about dying early because a human heart is not made for a body over 6'. Most bitches are 5'2"-5'6", as long as you got a few inches on them they'll let you put a few inches in them.
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>>693516136
No idea, but I am 6'2 and work with a guy who is 6'5, so I would guess it feels like that.
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>>693516136

I'm 5'10". my height really doesn't bother me, I've never felt short; but I wouldn't mind being a few inches taller.
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>>693520843
people still get brain damage from a hit the bigger guy's is stronger but he has to hit his mark which is the small fast guy saying nope if hes smart he takes a hit grabs his wrist and throwns him but it rarely happens and yes there are weight classes in fighting sports because more mass equal more volume or some shit
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>>693516136
5'8" feels great. Awesome job, sweet house and car, hot wife, 2 beautiful kids. You?
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>>693530558
pretty much as long as i dont look like a deformed freak its all good
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>>693530311
you got me, I lied. feels bad man.
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ITT
>Acne covered guys with literally nothing going for them apart from height
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>>693531260
/thread
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>>693517328
>equating yourself to bruce lee because you're both short
you would get laid the fuck out against only a marginally athletic tall guy because you and i know you're no martial arts master
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>>693531260

This.
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5ft 123in feels bad.
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>>693522371
prove it faggot
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>>693532028
>faggot
>prove it
Why you wanna see another guys dick?
>FAGGOT
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>>693517456
Bruce Lee is literally the grandfather of MMA
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>>693516136
Feels great. You fit comfortably in airplane seats and don't stick out in crowds. Every doorway, vehicle, appliance and whatnot is engineered for someone your height. Shit's cash, can't complain.
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>>693532540
If fitting comfortably in small spaces is your only comfort then that's sad man. Are you a 30yo virgin too, be honest now.
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>>693520270
>average synthol user

Yeah, I think that fat American is actually stronger.
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>>693533004
Are you actually retarded? Who said anything about it being my only comfort? I said being of average height is awesome when you live in a world engineered for people of average height. It's not rocket science, professor.
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ITT Lanklets
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>>693533004
You're trying way too hard, babe.
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>>693533584
But that was the first "perk" that came to your mind. My point is still valid.
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>>693529802
>98 lbs
>Beautiful
Pick one
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Shorter people live longer. So I got that going for me.
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6'2, 185 lb here. seems like most women prefer taller men (6'0+) but I have seen some manlets still get decent looking women. 6'4 seems to be the cutoff height for actually being able to fit in airplanes and fit in cars though, probably wouldn't want to be much taller than that since the world isn't designed for people that tall
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5'12" here, i feel cheated
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>>693516136
No problem at all, 5,7" and a half reporting in :D. Most people in my family including the men live to 95-100 with both head and body intact to the very end.

Yes i can not charm supermodel looking women but plain looking women are no problem and they are actually really nice and fun and good in bed to ;D.
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>>693534060
You're an idiot, drown yourself immediately
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>>693517723
6,5"..

I do the same genepool bro
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>>693516136
You wake up in the morning and take a shit. That's what it's like
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5'9 and and I have all ways had victory against the tall
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>>693518297
fuck off faggot hipster
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5'2 ginger guy here. I still lost my virginity and kissed a girl. Feels okay man.
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>>693535850
So much like us. It's almost like they're real people!
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>>693517658
white fucking male hating on white fucking males detected
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>>693516136
I don't fucking know, I use metric system, you faggot
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>>693518977
but you take pride in your jewfro and spindley legs in your sisters jeans ?
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>>693517456
I'm more or less tall, but never get laid, thinking of killing myself
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I wouldn't know. I'm 6'2"
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>>693516136
I'm 5'8, and 31 years old, and my height has honestly never come up at all in my entire life in a way that matters.

One time a girl in high school remarked upon hearing I had beat some guy up "how? He's taller than you!", which gave me a good laugh, but other than that one example, it has never come up.

Being a bit shorter than average has had literally no impact on my life. Probably because I've never cared about it myself, and thus never showed a negative effect or lack of confidence in my attitude.
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>>693535735
The water would have to be pretty deep for that, unlike your manlet kind that drowns in the kiddie pool. My natural ability is to swim unlike you which is to be fodder for sea lions.
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5'11 here...... it feels good man, i fit into almost everything, not too short not to tall...
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>>693516136

What do you think? It sucks
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>>693536000
almost. not quite.
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5'7" here

how does it feel to have your height being the only thing going for you, OP? i mean, you're so insecure about the rest of your shit self to the point where you have to come on an anonymous internet message board and claim you're better than me due to that one fact. you must be fun at parties.
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>>693536804
>>693535735
Roasted
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>>693521637
5,7" and a half, 190, raised in the wilderness, killed several bears with my axe. It's kind of an interesting experience being tossed around like rag doll by a 1000 pund bear and then roll over and put the axe with full force right between his eyes.
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>>693517328
Either be tall or devote your entire life to training
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>>693537655
>you must be fun at parties

At least I get laid at parties, while you spend your time in the corner discussing star wars with other manlets.
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>>693516136
haha under 6 feet. I'm 6'1 and 140. Bitch please
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Everyone in this thread, manlet or tallfag, is a cuck. Why? Because all of you care what women think about you. You care if they are attracted to you or not.
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>>693516136
It's a little embarrassing but it's not the end of the world
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>>693538174
5,7" and a half, 190, raised in the wilderness, killed several bears with my axe. It's kind of an interesting experience being tossed around like rag doll by a 1000 pund bear and then roll over and put the axe with full force right between his eyes.
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>>693529301
I was thinking the same shit.
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6"1 and most of the time I'm one of The smallest persons of the car when I take the subway

I feel like I'm some kind of dwarf...
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>>693516136
5'6"
Honestly, I've never given a shit that I'm short. It sucks when you try to reach something on the top shelf, and have to grab a step stool, but that's about it.

That being said, it's frustrating as shit when it comes to dating. You can be a nice dude, good-looking, great fucker, but women still prefer the big oaf.
Still don't wish I was tall, oddly enough.
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>>693524291
Are you a girl?
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>>693538487
this. just fuck hookers, unless you live in the US. they are expensive and worthless there
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It kinda sucks being short for the taller super model-esque type girls but I'm 35 years old and still mistaken for being 18. Girls in high school love me, can't really complain. 5' 8" here.
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it feels like not being so insecure about yourself you literally have to masturbate to your height
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5'9/10, here. Haven't bothered to check recently.

I'm still taller than most people I know. Obviously there's a decent amount who are above 6' and all that, but it doesn't seem to matter most of the time. I'm taller than nearly every woman I know, and I'm a fan of "Guys being taller", so it works out.
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>>693536804
Nah, I mean drown yourself because you're polluting the gene pool. You clearly have reading comprehension problems and an abnormally low IQ.
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>had a huge growth spurt freshman hear of high school
>6'2'' 180 skinny as hell for my build
>Decide not to look like a wimp anymore
>Start working out harder
>Senior year 6'3'' 225
>problem solved

>
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>>693517328
Tall long fighters always have an advantage in pretty much every combat sport. If you knew anything about martial arts you would know this. Plus using Bruce Lee as an example is just awful. The guy is an actor get over the hype.
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>be in america
>every chick is fat
>not worth fucking anyway
>lets me focus on actually contributing to society
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>>693516136
It's pretty cool OP. I don't hit my head a lot. Shopping for clothes is a breeze. I fit in any seat I sit in. Never missed a shot a chick because of my height or my average dick. 5'6" 5"
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>>693541302
thread/
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>>693516136
It's pretty average, an unnoticeable difference from those around me.
>Just like my height.
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>>693517456
this
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>>693517878
So you live in a shitty neighborhood?
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I'm under 6ft, but my dick more than makes up for that.
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>>693541092
>Bruce Lee
>Actor
He's a martial artist first, actor second.
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>>693517878
t.He views the world through webms
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>>693516136
6-6'1 here. Played D1 football in college... Meaning I was on the shorter side. First time I felt short, didn't like it. I feel for you manlets.
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>>693521637
6'1 220 you fat bro. Or too bulky and not athletic. The only may you're athletic is if you're Marshawn lynch and youre not. You shold be 190 maybe 200 max.
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>>693516136
Barely notice it, mostly because I don't obsess over my height on a daily basis.
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>>693541804
same here, even i felt somewhat short at 6'3
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>>693524372
A sucker punch to a Crackhead is supporting your argument?
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pretty great, everyone underestimates you which makes you trustworthy and able to easily manipulate people plus you are practically invisible which opens up a realm of possibilities
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>>693516136
It never really bother me until recently. I've been to a treck in mountains with a bud taller than me. Some times I had problem to climb rocks (backpack + injuries) but sometimes he had. I was a better climber than he was, globally. He was better than me at going down hills and stuff...
That's really the first time I saw size making a real difference.
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>>693516136
I'm 5.7 and i love it, i won't have the massive heart conditions most taller people have. Plus having a massive cock helps, 5.7 and 19cm... So yeah, i love it, you 6ft+ fellows pull out ur 15cm manlet dick and she internally laughs, then tells me all about it when im seeing her, an the constant reassurance you need from her asking how good you rate or if you're the best she had. Enjoy being tall and dissatisfying.
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>>693519676

What the hell was that?

My eyes hurt from all of the salt.
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>>693541050
I was in the top ten in my class in HS and also played football. Sorry that my superiority threatens you so much you have to resort to making claims on intelligence difference when it's clear that you lost in that department as well.
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>>693542363
LOL
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>>693542166
Nigger, you get all up in someone's face like that and it isn't a sucker punch.
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Dunno. I've never really thought about it before.
No one has ever commented on my height, girls or guys. I've had a gf of three years, still taller than her though.
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>>693542318
Try the bar scene next time bud.
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>be 5' 8"
>7 inch dick
>get a fetish for tall chicks
>every last one of them calls me the best ever

Can't complain.
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well i know i can run through a doorway without worrying about cracking my head so im happy
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>>693542517
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>693542805
My brother from another mother :D
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>>693542593
An unexpected punch is a sucker punch. If you square up first it's not. That being said I know short people that can beat up bigger dudes. But a small guy at the same skill level of a bigger guy will always have a huge disadvantage. That's why combat sports have weight classes.
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>>693516136
Feels normal. What's it like to be stupid at under 110 IQ?
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>>693520270
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>>693542947
I recognize the copypasta, real funny there bro, but I'm only stating facts.
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5'9 here,only actually began growing height wise super late (a year or so ago) hopefully gain another couple inches before mid 20's
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>>693544021
No you didn't unless you lost a fuckton of weight.
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>>693543976
>has a tiny brain
>doesn't get the subtext
>recognizes the copypasta
>still refuses to drown himself

You're a real class act, anon.
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>>693543976

I'm getting a mixed reading here.
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>>693542517
>>693542947
kek
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>>693544224
went from potato to average/slightly underweight
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>this thread
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>>693544524
Thank god the NFDA is here, plz show me how to reply
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>>693544755
That is all you will grow then unless you move to a lower gravity environment.
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>>693544348
It's not difficult to figure out a manlet's subtext, they only have one, it's called jealousy.
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>>693543457

> stupid at under 110 IQ
> under 110 IQ
> stupid

You can be under 110 IQ and not stupid but you can't be under 90 IQ and not stupid.

I respectfully request that you end your life right now.
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>>693545344
ah well,although I don't recall a growth spurt(noticeable one anyway)I don't mind really since it puts me slightly above average where I live
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>>693533004
>>693534060
>>693536804
>>693542517
>>693545205
>>693545398

trying this hard
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>>693545541
You can be under 90IQ and be not be stupid. Under that is mental retardation, not stupidity.
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>>693516136
Is that Pharah?
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>>693546819

Mental retardation may've been distinguished from stupidity before, however, they're now synonymous.
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>>693516136
It sucks. It makes me want to hang myself.
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It can be a bit disappointing at times but I never let it get to me. At the end of the day it's just a setback.
>5"7 btw
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>>693519676
its funny because i m 5"6' and i laughed at this so hard. Tall guys are all talk, but they're always the last ones to get the girl last, in High School and pretty much for the rest of their lives.
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>>693547814
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>>693548373
>5'6

lol literally womanlet tier
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>>693548662
fuck you faggit git gud
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>>693522371
>but that extra 4 inches went right to my dick
>>693522371
>6 inch cock

Thinks normal cocks are 2 inches long
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>be me
>not so tall, 5'11"
>have big benis for my height
>point of pride in high school
>now sucks, doesn't go in all the way, difficult to hide in pants
>now point of shame
>people assume im pervert with continuous boner
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>>693548662
I also have a 5"11' girlfriend and I'm 25 and she's 27 and she pays for her own food on dates. so get rekt faggit
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>>693520483
e-enjoy having arthritis
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>>693528571
>
basically sums up my life.

However most chicks cant fully deep throat me.
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>>693517328
pretty sure this is the nigger responsible for the hole in the earths crust under the pacific
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>>693535761
6'5" but German desent. Grandfather escaped ww2 and I thank them for these genetics they smuggled to Murica.
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>>693548373
Some people just wait until they can bang a hottie and not the hag from algebra 2
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>>693549536
Prove it
>Post dick
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>>693550697
nice try, gaylord
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>>693548370
y is meari-san smoking??? ;n;
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>>693516136
5'5 here.
never was an issue but one time that I was introduced to a girl that heard a lot about me.

When we had finally met first thing she said was how I was so short; girl was 6'1.

After a few drinks and a solid sex romp that same night she took back what she said when we first met, not that it offended me as I was too busy turning her over for the 4th time.

We still chat from time to time.

I'm married now to a 5'2 lady. Sort of wished the tall chick wasn't bitchy about everyday simple shit.

I got married too soon. That's the real issue. height and variety is where its at.
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>>693550868
what are you, chicken?
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>>693550868
So you have a small dick and you're short?
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Feels great to be biomechanically superior due to shorter levers.
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>>693551106
Penis is average 5 to 6 inches (what ever average is these days)

Knowing what each girl likes by trying different things in the bedroom is always fun, at least for me. (opinion doesnt matter)

Height DOES suck for employment and promotions.

looking like a mexican people will almost always treat you like generic shit unless you tell them you're muslim, then they just dont want to offend and give you anything that you want..
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>>693517723
If this was 1943 in Germany you guys would be soooooo good.
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>>693551709
How does height suck for promotions and employment?
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>>693551351
>>693551134
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>>693551556

For sure, stacked 5' 8", strong af
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>>693517723
i'm 6'4 too, but i've also got a 9 inch penis :)
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You don't need to know how to fight, only how to disable another person

Why the fuck do you think various forms of Jujitsu are so popular?

Because it's way fucking easier to manipulate someone into a choke than it is to trade strikes til someone gets knocked the fuck out

ITT people who think 1v1 combat matters other than "look how cool I am"
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>>693551986

All things being equal, taller people have a favorable bias. The average height of CEOs is some pretty decent value higher than the population average.

Some leftover shit from our anthropological development, in the same vein as revulsion to incest.
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>>693517658
fighting will always matter since fighting is what humans do best among one another.
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>>693516577
same.
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>>693517869
Lesner can get whupped by any MMA fighter, and Bruce Lee could probably kick a lot of their asses.
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>>693552994
good luck "manipulating" someone (poorly hiding that you just want to fondle their boner) while they punch your lights out
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>>693553174
This.
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>>693530514
this gif actually captures perfectly what it feels like to be under 6 ft tall
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>>693554057
Like the Prince of all Saiyans?
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All these triggered manlets...
Glorious thread, OP.
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>>693553968
When I was a supervisor I had introduced my self and a fellow employee to a customer and they were confused as to who was superior in position because my fellow employee was taller than me... and of a lighter complexion. :/
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>>693554351
It was just the lighter complexion, it had nothing to do with height, you can take that to the bank.
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>>693554541
:(

I figured as much. Its annoying at the very least, disheartening at best.
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5'7
I'm 34 years old. I actually stpped caring a long time ago.
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Short nigga but my dick tall
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