>Our servers are experiencing issues. Please come back later.
>>693499744
grow up
>>693499744
FUCK
like the first day Final Fantasy Brave Thingy came on android, there was no servers.
>>693499744
shouldn't you be doing your homework?
>>693499744
>Our servers are experiencing issues. Please come back later.
Got this too
any news/dates and times for UK release?
>>693500747
and android
Fuck
>>693499744
Here's what I got.
What do?
>>693500871
It's already on Android
>>693501508
Nice
>>693501508
pls dot killu mu mum
LET'S talk about pokemon go
did you see legendary pokemons?
if yes, where?
who cares that game sucks dick anyways.
>no gameplay
>no battling wild pokemon
>no pvp
they basically took a casual friendly game and made it even more casual friendly by gutting out all gameplay and reducing it to just pictures
>>693501903
the game is still beta
>i'll catch them all
my game just say "unable to authentificate try again" fuck this come on
Pokemon go nudes!!!
Some one make it happen
Magic carp splashing in facial
Meoweth coming out of a pussy
We know it's gunna happen let's make it happen right after the launch
>>693501903
Its just Ingress with Pokemon.
>>693501508
Nice meme 8/8
>>693501903
>casual
It's free and gets you to walk around and exercise. Something your fat neckbeard ass knows nothing about.
>>693501899
I got this fully evolved bastard at work
>>693502794
Not legendary but noice
>>693502980
Yep just waiting for shit to come back so i can power him up
>>693502794
How
>>693502794
nothing special, i got tons of bellsprout
and tons of pidgey, rattata and eevee.
i evolved eevee and it became jolteon randomly
>>693502417
same here dude
I started with squirtle and caught a bulbasaur
Would love to be able to battle wild pokemon
The real wins will be screenshot with pokemon in creep threads. I think I'm on to something beautiful. Nothing like a scyther next to yoga pants!!!
>>693503160
Idk he was just here
>>693503165
Cool? Why dont you show proof bitch?
I found a bulbasaur and not as my starter but the fucking game froze so idk if it saved. Salty af
>>693503488
I cant log. Yes im sad. Ill show you my pikachu
>>693503413
Actual shit everywhere.
OK
>>693503768
Nigga where you find electrics? I don't want to break into a power plant
>>693501530
am in france is that normal that i can't find it
>>693501508
Cheeky cunt
I caught a fucking zubat. Mfw I live near a mountain. Where's my legendary trio.
>>693503488
Server back online. As i said, tons of eevee and one evolved into jolteon. Randomly.
>>693502794
You again you fuck
>>693503905
Ran out of toilet paper, had to use the towel
>>693502122
no its not. it was released on google play. that makes it no longer beta. beta is something you have to be invited to use
>used a incense thing
>servers down sorry buddy
well that was worth it.
>>693504850
Just hanging it to dry out huh.
I believe your not a dirty cunt.
It's okay.
Wait, you can't even battle with other trainers?
>>693499744
>>Our servers are experiencing issues. Please come back later.
Sucks for you, I just logged in to see all the pokemon around me and realized I have no interest in going outside. Now I'm just idling on the GPS screen.
>>693504920
the game is currently beta.
im a programmer and the current version of the game is 0.29.
the beta will end when the release 1.0 will be online.
>>693504977
>used a incense thing
>got pidgey
>got rattata
Tfw you are from a third world country and you can't play pokemon go outside of your house, so no chance to catch em all lol
>>693501508
noice
Tfw UK still don't have it
>>693503555
Ayy never mind my bulbasaur was caught.
>word of advice:
If it freezes with a Pokemon you just caught in the pokeball just let the game sit for a while before you close it
>>693505713
Download the apk, play tomorrow when the Americans are asleep
>>693499744
no shit.
>the game is buggy as fuck.
>you are playing the alpha not the complete product.
>game development is cancer these days.
>>693507332
This
It still plays animation and you still have a chance of catching it.Encountered a Psyduck while it was raining- threw a pokeball and froze during animation. left it for about 3-5 minutes before closing app. Turned back on and fucker was in my inventory. Have hopes anons
>>693505713
www.apkmirror.com/apk/niantic-inc/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-0-29-0-release/pokemon-go-0-29-0-android-apk-download/
>>693505077
You confuse beta with closed beta. A beta version can be an open beta.
>>693499744
>live in Canada
>still don't got pokemon go
Fuck this shit.
>>693501903
You ungrateful fuck. If you knew anything, you'd be patient and wait for them to work out the kinks and add more features. It's free too. Fuck you, this is the closest we'll get to every actually catching polemon.
This game sucks, it's buggier than my dad's boipucci
>>693508101
exactly. this shit was in closed beta and they knew these bugs existed yet still released the game. its a fucking joke. the whole gaming market is a fucking joke these days
>>693508553
itll never be good. theyre never going to put the pokemon gameplay back into the game. the most we can hope for is some butchered shitty version of pvp, but without turn base, i dunno how that would even work
its basically just a pokedex of pictures that barely works
>>693504920
>beta is something you have to be invited to use
nope. you could buy minecraft in beta, it was cheaper than the full price ended up being
>>693508789
For being free it's still pretty fucking cool. And it encourages going outside and going places.
>>693509069
Agreed.
There are achievements called "battle girl" and "punk girl". Thought I chose the guy wtf.
>>693509327
and theres no menu setting to even create a new character so its permanent rofl
>>693509069
its about on par with pokemon Snap. lame and shitty and everyone will get over it in a week
>>693501508
god damn it
>>693501508
wow nice 8/8 bait mate
>>693508596
tbf for everyone in the uk its not actually been released yet, people are using a workaround
>People raging about a Free-to-Play game that just released.
You know, until Pokemon Go Plus comes out, I'd expect a bumpy ride with bugs. The Pokedex's text layout and other issues will be fixed as time goes on.
Wtf are the poke stops. Do people put items in it or some shit. I've clicked 2 and nothingnhappens. Plis help
>>693509327
You can thank feminism.
>>693509671
Yeah but pokemon snap never had the chance for updates or added features. I feel like since it's a mobile game, it might get even more support since many more people will be using it, then if say they only released it on the wii u.
>>693509978
Didn't read the tips? Slide the fucker to spin it.
Then click on the items.
>>693509978
Spin the sign at poke stop..like move ur finger across to spin it and items appear.
>>693501508
kek
>>693510132
Ayy never saw tip for it. Was crashing a lot tho. Thanks bud will try
>>693509900
its been in beta for a long ass time though. theres no excuses for all these problems still being in the game
>>693510051
Yeah but it's like going back a step. You can choose in the new games, now you're forced to a grill like you were a guy by default in the original. What a time to be alive.
>>693509900
Dragonborn.
>>693504977
I lost both incenses that way.
Haven't been able to catch anything at all today because it crashes the instant I try to engage a wild pokemon every time.
>>693510401
I disagree. Dragonborn is too slow. Even Vegeta could beat the shit out of him.
>>693501508
god dammit
>>693510655
>Fortify Restoration
Damn milk drinkers.
>>693508513
Nigga, just download the APK directly.
I can confirm it works in Canada and other places. Niantic is just cucking the rest of the world from the game because their servers cannot handle global load yet.
>>693510313
I dislike Niantic as a software company, but there isn't much we can do. Just go with the flow.
>>693510846
Why do you dislike them
>>693510838
maybe if you cucks would stop pirating the game in other countries, the servers would stop crashing
So I've caught all 4 pokemon that I have in my bathroom. Went for a 30 minute walk on these trails we have where I live (they're on the map) and didn't catch jack shit. Didn't even see any of leaf animations.
>>693510813
Dragonborn's gonna run out of potions sooner or later. I'm guessing you haven't been fucking annihilated by Fireball spells?
>>693509327
They are trainer classes in some of the games I believe.
>>693510969
Did you see the head of the company speak at the press conference? He was rude.
I cant get past the beginning because my balls keep getting stuck in midair.
>>693511016
Gotta give it some time. I've noticed it will only let so many appear at a time
>>693501508
kek
>>693511001
>Installing an APK
>Pirating
>a free app
For fucks sake. Also considering that Niantic should be having Nintendo money now there is no excuse as to why they could not get a larger set of servers working by the time of release.
>>693511016
>>693511351
Probably because somebody would just get in a car or on a bike and catch a fuck ton
>tfw the only pokestop near me is a Church.
I mean, making me go outside is one thing but..this?
>>693511406
im the one thats been stating this game is a fucking joke from the beginning. im on your side. theres no excuses for all the bugs and shitty server. also they were too cheap to program in actual game play. the whole thing is a quick grab for cash with their pay2win model.
>>693511016
Oddly enough, I found plenty more in town than out of town. Maybe since you went on a trail in the wilderness, you didn't find any.
>>693501508
damn it
>>693511817
Could be worse. Mine is a monument in the median of a major highway.
>>693501903
This guy is correct.
Also "but its free!"
Yeah totally, except the borderline mandatory micro transactions.
>Gotta Catch 'em all!
>Pay us for Pokeballs!
>>693511085
>console
>killall
That problem solved itself.
My doggo sniffs them out :^)
>>693504626
how much time did u waste doing this
Why can't I find it on Google play?
>>693512282
The rich catch Pokemon and the poor get poorer.
>>693512353
Not a solution. :|
>>693512282
Do you really need to though?
You get about 15 balls for leveling and start out with a lot(20 or so?)
You only need to use 1 ball per poke and it is a 100% capture rate. I see no reason why one would run out.
>>693512686
Right now you can emulate Pokemon Red/Silver/Ruby (whatever takes your fancy) for absolutely free, no microtransactions, actually has gameplay and can be installed on any half decent phone for those who want to show your power level in streets.
Yet people are falling over themselves to throw money at Nintendo to tap a picture of a pokemon.
>>693512850
We'll see how things are when people are higher than level 10.
Tfw my workplace is a gym
Win win
>>693513168
It's about getting out and exploring and exercising. Not sitting on your ass with your curtains shut and your phone plugged in
>>693501508
Motherfucker
>>693513397
>can be installed on any half decent phone for those who want to show your power level in the streets.
Read my shit next time
>>693501508
I want to be mad but that was good
>>693513642
Friend's basement bong session doesn't count
>>693499744
im just about to hit lvl 5 and fuck some gyms up, FUCK YOU SERVERS
>>693511817
Mines some skate park that is shit tier
>>693501508
Fuck you
>>693501508
fuck
Getting sick of it forgetting my log in shit every time it crashes which is once every ten minutes apparently, and tired of the throwing a pokeball and then nothing happens
>>693501508
get holera ples
>>693501508
Fuk u
>>693501508
Damn it
>>693514501
forreal how did they not prepare for all us niggas wanting to play
>>693510323
your character is a guy. Those achievements are based on the types of pokemon you catch corresponding with the name of the NPC in the pokemon games who would use that type. Or in Battle Girl's case it's just saying someone who fights pointless back and forth battles for territory at the gyms. That being said I absolutely love taking over an entire section of the city for the blue team. Turf wars are great
>>693501508
Damn m8
>>693499744
My incense got wasted...
>>693501508
Clevergirl.jpg
>>693511817
I live by a college and there are somewhere around 10 stops on the campus and another 20 at least when I go into town. I live in ME so what kind of backwoods bullshit towns do you fuckers live in
>>693512282
>mandatory
Literally walk up the road to another Pokestop which, in turn, gets you more Pokeballs. You fat cunt.
>>693512282
just go to pokestops. They dispense like 3 pokeballs each and refresh every 5-10 minutes.
>>693510838
They should have used your mom. She can handle a global load.
>>693515471
Saved that picture
>>693515586
>mfw I recently graduated college in a big city and had to move back to the middle of nowhere
Why couldn't we have this game a year ago?
Im in the US on an android and it still says *not available in your country* WHAT THE FUCK
>>693515948
Did you?
>>693513966
It felt so good claiming my first 2 gyms. The 6 after that were just gratuitous. It almost felt mean sweeping all of downtown
>>693500385
It's only a term paper dad!
>>693516072
I did.
Here, I'll trade you.
>>693516029
that is so shitty bro sorry to hear it. I'm moving to Portland Maine soon and I'm pretty damn excited.
>>693501508
cunt
>>693516309
Thanks!
>>693501508
faggot
J E E z u s
My account didn't save any of my information and for some reason my characters name is blank too
>>693516525
If you have a source for these that would be fantastic.
>>693516692
Gotta love Nintendo's low-quality picture.. sigh.. looks like they put LOTS of effort into this game..
>>693499744
Try turning off your Wi-Fi.
>>693512282
exactly. plus the microtransactions make some players stupid OP. when pvp comes in, itll be impossible to beat rich kids
>>693516781
I don't, sorry. But if you Google "neko keyhole lingire" you'll find tons.
hahah her servers are flooded with dicks too
http://nivata.motikarq.com/media/nqkfo-rupsi
>>693508553
>Free
>Has a shop full of microtransactions
>>693500201
Wrong. I played Brave Exvius all day immediately upon launch.
>>693501508
Nice
WOOD JUST CAUGHT A MEWTWO
>>693515787
>>693515719
Closest one is a school. I know you summerfags are at home there but an adult loitering around a school every 15 minutes is hardly acceptable.
>>693511817
Mine is in an islamic center
>>693517937
sounds like a perfectly acceptable excuse to walk into a school.
>its ok, im just here collecting pokemon
>>693504626
Wtf are you doing? Transfer all of them and get all of your Eevee candy. Then evolve them.
>>693518150
Fucking pedophile.
>>693518351
transfer them where?
>>693501508
Gg wp
Hey running Android 4.3... Anyone know a work around to make it work?
>>693517937
True, but adults can also drive to areas with lots of landmarks. Parks, colleges, those sorts of places.
>>693517937
I don't even stay for that. You can probably just walk through the campus once and get at least 15 pokeballs. It's just on my way to work so I go through and collect
I had an account with a CP 94 geodude but it glitched when i got to lvl 5 and didnt give me the option to pick a team
>>693518594
to professor Willow.
>>693519051
same guy, I live in the middle of fucking nowhere, and the biggest building/monument in our town that could be a gym is the HS. How common are gyms, and what can they be?
>>693501508
dang
>>693501508
ffs
unable to authenticate
unable to authenticate
gg
whats funny is by the time this game goes alpha, everyone will have gotten fed up with it and quit
>>693501508 wow, good shit m8
>>693501508
Go fuck yourself and your magikarp
>>693512850
>100% capture rate
you're wrong you stupid fuck
>>693519526
There are two gyms within three blocks of my house. One is a cafe, the other is a taco shop.
>>693519526
If you don't see any gyms or pokestops around you are pretty much fucked for now. They copied the places from Ingress. So if your area didnt have Ingress players submitting locations, your area will have fuck all for pokestops/Gyms
Anyone know how to get Pokemon Go to work on android 4.3?
>>693501508
noo
>>693512850
Chucked about 10 at a bulbasaur before my screen froze
>>693520229
this. they have a huge fail rate so youll have to microtransaction balls.
>>693520606
I don't know, my morning walk netted me about 40 pokeballs. There were more to be found at work.
>>693520606
>huge fail rate
you're wrong too.
>>693501508
U dick
>>693520803
It depends on the CP of the pokemon. It can get pretty huge.
Its back up for me! Ive been sacrificing all of my doubles for candies.
http://cmmcd.com/PokemonGo/
Click that the server is up for shits and giggles.
>>693520962
>CP
Unfortunate name, really...
>>693501508
TOP KEK
mine wont even log in. im stuck at the google/pokemon trainer club screen
>>693501508
Fuck off.
>>693520484
Yeah, buy a new phone you cheap fuck
>>693521083
There have to have been people at Niantic that knew.
>>693519526
Gyms are usually around buildings that people usually know. There are 2 at a local college, 1 in front of a universal church, 2 at the end of a bridge famous for how stupidly cheap it was to build, and 1 at the public library. I have pokemon at all of them.
>>693511817
I know right?
>>693520606
I've caught almost 90 pokemon and almost all of them were caught on the first try. maybe 10 I missed once or twice because I wasn't paying attention and maybe 5 others were just strong pokemon breaking out. You just suck at catching pokemon
>>693501508
you got me.
>>693499744
>at least your phone will run it
>>693508553
>polemon
>>693511265
you have top sort of fling the ball with your finger
Can i play dat shit in europe?
>>693511817
all the poke shops and gym battles are churches around me. i live in newark, NJ fucking trash place.
>>693502436
thats fine by me
I loved Ingress
>>693523639
had a friend tell me that there was pokeshop is in a gay bar.
>>693523639
it's not like there's anything bad about the church itself. It's the organization that's fucked. Just walk by the damn churches and collect. You don't even have to leave the sidewalk
>>693523436
yea, im playing in poland and when the servers are up it works perfectly. lots of pokeons, pokestops and shit. pretty fun. all you need to do is download an APK file
>>693518677
get a better phone.
>>693524355
kek. the pokestops aren't inside. They're just stops along your walk
I work as a driver for pizza Hut and I was planning on using this shit for fun and giggles anyways here's a link for servers
http://www.mmoserverstatus.com/pokemon_go
>>693501508
got me Faggot
>>693501508
>>693501508
kek
>>693501508
faggot
>>693501508
Scary
ill just leave this here
>>693524613
still standing outside a gaybar right as it opens is pretty suspicious.
Earth and moon pulling.
Earth rotates not about center.
Fake force plus gravity.
>>693501508
You fucking cuck.
>>693501508
damn
>>693501508
Die
>>693525612
Yeah sure dude
The game is fucking broke I can't move my character, how do I get to the pokestops?
>>693503768
ita WutFace
porcodio
>>693503413
Do you wipe your shit with the towel because you're out of toilet paper?
I went out playing this shit and there was a jynx near me so I walked like 30 fucking minutes to catch it, finally worked out how to do it then my phone was mugged by some niggers.
>>693501508
FUCK
Tfw dont have working number cuz poor and can only use app with wifi
>>693501508
Expected, yet clicked
>>693525612
>Lugia doesnt evolve
>Kanto region only in current version
>>693516940
not even made by nintendo you fag
>>693511265
That's exactly the same problem I had when I tried losing my virginity.
>>693510838
>APK
wut.
it's not on Android.
>>693528651
http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/niantic-inc/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-0-29-0-release/pokemon-go-0-29-0-android-apk-download/
>>693525612
>CP 55
Kek my oddish could wreck your lugia
>>693528402
Kek
I'm going for a smoke then bed then I'm going to go to work early tomorrow, stop at the church and try this shit out, is this what my life has come to.
>>693501508
fuck
>>693501508
Goddamit.
is it worth getting?
>>693525612
>28kg
>XL
Lugia weights more than 200kg
Make it better next time
>>693530099
It's free,and has pokemon, so yes.
>>693530099
Getting dubs is always worth
The closest pokestop to me is a Jehovah's Witness church. I wonder how they'd feel if I came to their door asking for pokeballs.
>>693501508
>>693531031
DRATINI? REALLY? WHERE?
>>693531031
where'd you find a dratini?
>>693531205
>>693531250
Watching ufc at my brothere place in holland. Used incense. Only got wifi and he came up 2 me.
It seems like it only launches when I'm in wifi, but still works outdside of the router range, but I can't launch it just anywhere or I get OP's message, anyone else have this problem?
>>693501508
i wontt b cubone
>>693531756
badass
>>693501508
Mother fucker
Just got a magikarp. I want gyrados and a dragonair or dragonite.
>>693532353
you need 400 candy to evolve magikarp
>>693532353
isn't there something about transferring duplicates to get candy? You could have a raticate bro
Why not just save yourself the effort and just go on a walk? Why do you need some stupid game to go out and get excersize?
What do I get from these fuckers?
>>693532643
Can i have somethig too?
>>693532931
It's just fun, man. Is you're life so miserable you have to hate on everything?
>>693501508
>Anonymous 07/07/16(Thu)17:20:34 No.69350
>>693533067
2km: shit pkmn
5km: random pkmn
10km: good pkmn
>>693499744
>Everyone I know is playing this
>dude you should get this man
>look for it in app store
>windows phone
>...oh of course.jpg
>>693533162
Im not hating on anything i just think this is the most autistic shit i have ever seen
>>693533077
that's funny because I caught both a pidgey and pidgeotto while shitting
>>693533360
i know that feeling...
>>693533443
you bitching about it is pretty autistic. It's a creative way to get kids out.
>>693501508
nugger
Staryu dratini poliwhirl magikarp. Water trainer it is
>>693533618
Even my sister messaged me like "I found a squirtle at walmart, this is awesome"
My fucking sister.
Oh yeah baby
>>693504626
The Eevees evolve based on what team you chose. You chose spark, so you get jolteon. I chose valor, and I got a flareon
>>693534080
No.
I just evolved it again and got flareon.
>>693530619
>free
not for me?
uninstall/reinstall the game. That fixed it for me
otherwise it will just stay on the screen forever
>>693534310
You can even get gold without paying
>>693501508
kek
>>693501508
Well played sir.
>>693499744
Bitch
>>693534379
Were you able to keep your pokemon?
>>693533443
What do you like to do? Tell me so I can make fun of it
>>693534254
Shit for real? maybe its just random then. My bad brosef
>>693501508
wow
can't get the game?
download the game from an apk mirror site
adjust the phone settings so that pokemon doesn't kill your battery in 3 minutes
fucking idiots
>>693533933
Jelly af
Any Salinas, CA bros out there?
Let's go looking for Pokemon together.
