non-porn webms
Btw, does anyone have that cartoon of Gérard Depardieu squatting and taking a shit in a hole in the ground in a room with a bunch of junkies in Russia?
>>693480574
Murica greatness
>>693480574
lmao I never saw the part where the wheelchair whale flips off the camera
>>693481394
i get so many mix feelings about this always
>weird
>funny when everyone is acting like a bird
>weird again at the end
>>693480109
*Answering Phone*
"Hey, yeah, I just got back from /ck/..."
>>693481034
cool. what is this monstrosity?
>>693480807
>Not sure if extra chromosome, fat, or both.
>>693480109
That looks awful. Who really goes to an establishment to have Doritos and noodles smothered in 5 sauces and God knows what else she threw in that monstrosity
>>693480109
This makes me physically ill to watch. Who would actually pay money for this filth
>>693481732
So satisfying.
>>693480109
The fuck is that monstrosity?
https://youtu.be/bXe2LQ23qQg
>>693481557
Damn, I wish I was that cute.
>>693480109
Looks disgusting
>>693482297
Mexicans.
>>693481394
Umm..what the Fuck?
>>693482293
That was pretty cool. Felt like a movie scene
>>693482603
Even Mexicans would not touch that abomination.
>>693483050
>dat filename
>>693483028
>Cutting paper with a sharp knife
>>693483050
So nice to see the black community working together #blacklivesmatter
>>693482750
Clever filename.
>>693483028
That's not very impressive. Most knives can do that.
Now down the middle and through would be impressive.
>>693482125
That's a jailhouse breakdown made in a kitchen. That's not something even most Americans outside the penal system would eat
>>693483537
wat
>>693483537
sauce?
>>693483537
>>693483537
dMMIT I JUST CAME THOUGHT SUPPOSED TO NON PORN
>>693483537
EXPLAIN
>>693483427
Americans should eat everything. The unhealthier the better.
>>693480109
viva mexico
>>693483427
Makes sense. A friend of mine did some time and he said they took cheetos/ramen and anything else choice and just goulash it. He even found a website that sells some of the brand's you find in jail or prison.
>>693483537
Dude what the fuck is that
>>693483681
Whatever people say, that is no way that's real.
>>693483912
>>693483636
It's hot sand. He puts the cup in until the coffee starts to boil over, then he pours, repeat until cup is empty. It's not rocket science guys...
>>693483912
There is a docking station in the bottom refilling it.
>>693484234
this contraption is so unnecessary
just use a plastic bottle to such the yolks out
>>693483537
>>693483636
>>693483912
>>693484218
Its hot sand in a wok being used to heat coffee.
Is it really that confusing?
>>693480109
This shit looks fucking disgusting
>Gastronomía norteña
>>693484234
could be real if the tank crew were stupid enough to have the breach open
>>693484469
I hate nickelodeon pranks
>>693484543
>could be real if the tank crew were stupid enough to have the breach open
No, but the guy walked right in front of the coaxial machine gun. That would be completely insane to do.
>>693484777
>>693480701
why are they being captured? For food or are they being a problem on the land?
>>693484777
>skills
>>693484777
so? its a co-ax and the barrel is pointed up, they would not have seen him.
>>693482456
but you are that cute anon :3
>>693481732
YESSS
>>693482849
my sides, fucking kek!
>>693482849
Is life the three stooges
>>693484469
Because of the small size it looks like the pot keeps filling itself. You almost can't see that it's "boiling foam".
>>693481557
>expecting some giant spider or shit to pop out of that hole
>get the cutest thing God ever created
>>693483248
Satisfying
>>693485072
wild pigs are a huge problems in parts of Texas and a few other southern states. Their population has exploded.
>>693485354
>so? its a co-ax and the barrel is pointed up, they would not have seen him.
But they could have easily discovered him. The point is that what he is doing is way too dangerous. He could have run up to the tank from behind. That would have been much saver. Anyway my point is that judging by his behavior that tank was empty.
>>693485323
holy fuck
just get out of the house and fuck a real one
ffs
>>693483216
what a cunt
>>693483050
thats from katrina
>>693482125
Fuck you talkin about?
That shit is dee-licious
>>693481732
outplayed lmao
>>693484605
What the hell happened here?
>>693485222
o fuck
>>693485072
>>693485725
They are an invasive species brought in from Europe destroying the native environment. Just like white people.
>>693485072
Destroying farmland more than likely, those things can destroy entire acres of land in just a week or so
>>693485323
Fuck, I though he was gonna make some king of mini projectile shooter or something
>>693485729
possible
abandoned tank disposal and act like its still active to score burka points
shitskins are way to cowardly to attack a tank
>>693481732
>win.jpg
>>693482305
>So satisfying.
>>693485420
>YESSS
>>693485972
>outplayed lmao
Females or feminized men detected. The fuck is wrong with you jackasses? Those coyotes and their puppies will go hungry because of that asshole.
>>693480109
who the fuck would eat that fucking shit jesus christ
>>693483377
>>693486225
what? source?
>>693480109
>>693485729
female soldiers....
>>693480109
hah! wtf is this shit?? i genuinely started laughing at like the 3rd sauce and back to the pot. totally expected this to be a bit.
>>693486225
I think electricity had something to do with this, but what exactly I'm not sure
>>693486142
thats fucking awesome lol
>>693486142
>implying white is a species.
All humans are invasive, it's what we do.
Unless of course you are saying only Whites are people?
>>693482122
After a while i would have just busted out my knife and stab the dumb thing.
>>693483943
shes dressed in the somalian flag
>>693480109
MURICAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>693482603
jesus christ, I thought he was a goner when he was sinking into the sand
>>693486919
Wow, you are actually right. Looked it up. Though a white stare on blue background isn't that rare of a motive.
>>693486428
There're gonna need a pretty big crane to get that out...
>>693487021
That driver should have their licence taken away
>>693483216
what a fucking legend.
>>693486319
Lol. You're the one that sounds like the bitch.
>Oh no their puppies!
They fucking failed at capturing something that should've been easy. They don't deserve to eat.
>>693484544
That isn't a real battery, right? Shit scares me.
>>693486877
I can't even figure out what that is.
>>693484469
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS REACTION
>>693484998
Wow. I would love to try that if I wasn't so scared of heights.
>>693486246
>shitskins are way to cowardly to attack a tank
because there are people that would actually attack a tank? Here you are judging people for not fighting tanks and you are probably to scared to walk outside
>>693486877
What is that?
>>693486319
they got outplayed 3v1 dude, its their fault. they dont even deserve to live, their only purpose was to kill that otter and they fucked it up big-time.
>>693486406
>>693486522
Yes, when filming TV shows such as X-files, as seen in this image, electricity IS used.
>>693487021
I thought we had a deal!
>>693487373
fucking this
>>693486319
they were 3 to 1 you fucking retard, their puppies deserve to starve since these fail genes should not be allowed to survive
>>693486142
Clever file name
>>693484469
>>693487491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l285JDSiOOo
>>693481034
Why is this person's hand bright pink and what is that brown fluid coming from the bug's mouth?
>>693488032
How did that get down there?
>>693481873
Some niggers just cant get enough white....
>>693487957
Watt?
>>693487373
>>693487771
>>693487924
>animals killing their food is always a numbers game
>rodent lives matter!
It doesn't matter if it was "3v1" if one of the coyotes is blinded in the process, you dumbasses. Animals aren't humans. A predator that can't see with both eyes is as good as dead.
>>693488312
People being pussies about escalators after the ONE in china broke and killed a woman
>>693480574
merica
>>693484234
...yes. it's totally fake
sure man.
holy fuck no kidding america has one of the worst education systems. you're a dying nation. pathetic fucks.
>>693485725
>>693485072
>why are they being captured?
Because I couldn't afford a minigun.
>>693481984
47000 chromosom
>>693484777
you dont even have to fucking argue about this.
some people even claim the paris attacks are fake.
you think everything is a fake. idiots.
fun fact is rebels do shit like this all the time. but yes this once must be fake because oh fuck you guys youre braindead clumps of meat
>>693487021
Idiot woman. Never stop for an animal on the road.
>>693488526
Yeah, we should be more like Europe ehhhh, Abdul?
>>693488455
you're baiting or retarded
they were not blind, they were scared
if they cannot hund down a fucking otter 3to1 their genes do not deserve to survive
those shit wolfs belong as prey
they're living in a predator body without the predator instincts, garbage
>>693482122
god i wish i was there to beat the shit outta that thing
>>693485323
is that kipkay`?
>>693480109
God poor people are disgusting
>>693482456
>>693481557
don't let the cuteness fool you, that fucker is a predator
>>693488490
Ooh. Thanks lol
>>693488302
Never put money in your mouth
>>693488526
>implying your opinion means anything to us.
Fucking adorable
>>693488788
>implying 1 country is europe.
lol dumb amerifat,,, i feel sorry for you
>>693488811
>can't read
>"y-your the retarded one tho1!!"
Idiot.
I'll prioritize the lives of one coyote over one million rodents any day of the week.
>>693488455
Yeah, there is a reason a wolverine has not natural enemies. Bears are way bigger and stronger but they know they would get hurt so badly trying to catch one it's just not worth it to them.
>>693483295
>>693481557
What is that?
>>693489204
well no shit, you obviously have a thing for coyotes for some reason
>>693488650
That guy really has an amazing aim.
>>693489184
>implying you're not mad right now
top kek
>>693486742
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
>>693489461
any1 got story on why he did dat
This is now a murrica hate thread, post your "fat" memes
>>693480109
Garnish that shit all you want, it is still dorritos and top ramen
>>693489461
>liquid nitrogen attack
It can't be... why would they have a liquid nitrogen dispenser in a cafeteria/break room area? Then again, that steam....
>>693489683
fat ass
>>693481394
seriously, what the hell is this from and is there more?? I am genuinely intrigued...
>>693488490
It was a joke, fucktard
>>693486319
How can someone be this fucking retarded...
I bet you are on welfare because you think you deserve money even though you are too stupid to work.
Fucking french cheated themselves to a penalty. Germany is now behind one goal.
>>693480109
This was truly disgusting to watch. I thought it was going to turn into something good, but she just kept adding dumb shit, as if it would make any difference.
>>693489751
To chill down soft-drinks fast. It's a thing in little Australia.
>>693489642
>>693489461
>>693489751
Dude who got the hot water dumped on him took half a hotdog off of the dumper's GF's plate
Not even fucking kidding. Story here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3535299/Shocking-moment-man-pours-bucket-boiling-water-colleague-s-head-stealing-half-girlfriend-s-hot-dog.html
>>693487957
lots of those broke and people fell through and died horribly.
china.
>>693489881
What the fuck? Is that how Chinese police normally dress?
>>693490072
This was apparently a cord stretched across the road that suddenly went taut.
>>693489844
Pretty sure that "watt?" isn't a joke. Fucktard
>>693489465
yes yes. jealous euroqueers just sadden me to no end..
>>693489881
>>693487957
>>693489864
>How can someone be this fucking retarded...
>
>I bet you are on welfare because you think you deserve money even though you are too stupid to work.
>>693490225
It was a PSA video about not being a inconsiderate fuckwit on public transit. There are pictures of the armored dude and the punk smiling and standing together
>>693490225
Not a cop
>>693490504
Wait, what? Was it all staged?
>>693485644
this
>>693490431
saving jews from ww2 and now they're cutting off your dick while israel is controling your govt.. i understand fatass i would be mad and sad aswell if it was me but it's not :^) stay 3rd world
>>693490123
Kek
>>693490500
Did the guy survive?
>>693488854
Food Emperor
>>693489235
Tht's not Pussy Riot, that's Rockbitch.
>>693480458
Yeah, fuck that shit. That honky-ass bitch shouldn't be taking that free meal ticket, nigger.
>>693480109
I dont see what the problem is
>>693490575
Nice one
>>693488086
I read somewhere it was the bugs spit. Also it's a weta from new Zealand or something.
>>693482297
I'm Mexican, i don't know what it is but i'm sure it was made in Mexico City
>>693484469
The sand doesn't make the coffee boil. Quite the opposite, the sand is used as an insulator from the hot wok. The deeper into the sand the hotter it gets.
>>693486013
Elderly driver hit the gas instead of the brake. Happens all the time, old people shouldn't drive.
>>693480701
you can see one on the left side get trapped under the cage and struggle :(
>>693490669
That's the word on the street. Apparently as a campaign to show that not all things you see on the internet are true.
>>693491311
OH MY GOD! YOU SICK FUCK!
>>693489423
a panda you idiot
>>693490575
Maybe you didn't get it but I was saying if you think the animals should get to eat even though they failed to kill something 3 to 1 then you probably think you deserve free stuff too. i.e. welfare....
>>693481732
thats one skilled cat
>>693487040
I'm not even american, but I believe the doritos thing is mexican
>>693491459
This has been edited to make it look like a deep crevasse. The original vid shows it is maybe a 10 foot drop into water
>>693491459
story? omg. somebody has story on this?
>>693481557
What type of snake is that?
>>693491757
source?
>>693481394
They gave a bunch of Jews a treasure map.
>>693490007
Holy fucking shit. Where can I get this?
>>693488788
i'm more worried about the two fags
>>693491757
source?
>>693491667
Don't worry. I get it. You are incapable of formulating an actual argument, so you have decided to do character attacks and projecting. Cool story, bro.
>>693491459
>>693491891
>>693491949
https://i.imgur.com/fgWCjzD.gifv
>>693492215
Story?
>>693483248
This is magic
>>693492478
Chinks gonna chink
>>693483943
What does she do after the shot?
>>693480309
The arms, genius
>>693484064
literally flinched
>>693491852
Those self-driving cars are awesome.
>>693480109
>Watch the bitch prep food in front me
...Keep it, please
>>693492260
This is Brazil
>>693492934
Painful just to watch, someone please just correct him...
>>693485389
is it weird that i read the "oh my" in george takei's voice?
>>693492351
the fuck is this freak show
>>693484234
>Whatever people say, that is no way that's real.
Looks like a setup with an abandoned tank, but if the breech were open with no round inserted a grenade could cause the initial explosion and possibly light off the load in the turret. If there were an HE round in the tube I don't know if a grenade would touch it off.
>>693492934
alex is a stupid nigger
>>693492976
What?
Why?
Couldn't have done that at home or someshit?
>>693491574
maximum armor
>>693483050
jfc that filename though
>>693480458
Have respect for that dad
>>693490123
dubs says nerve gas
>>693492064
Movie : The code
>>693493421
i literally have never gotten dubs
>>693493466
>>693481394
>>693481710
>>693482606
>>693489830
>>693492112
Outlast 2 leaked gameplay
The fight ones are stupid.
>>693493352
It was an accident
>>693486246
>shitskins are way to cowardly to attack a tank
The fuck are you guys on about, m8? Of course they attack tanks, but only when they can be easily destroyed. There's tons of footage of exactly that.
>>693483050
that filename is offensive to the chimps.
Look how organized and calm these chimps are lining up and waiting for their turn.
>#notchimpout
>>693480109
>>693487235
Why the fuck would a cop need to feel some person's intimate area? If they think there is some hidden drug or weapon they should just get them to arrest.
>>693484777
woah
>>693482293
minecraft looks awesome now
>>693487426
Batteries are scary shit man.
Great power with a great failure
Like nuclear power
>>693491959
Hahaha this is from my home town! Oh man all the rednecks were all pissed about this ugly tranny at the high school. Classic.
>>693480109
>>693480509
Who created this monstrocity?
>>693492064
>>693492163
The Core (2003)
>>693493781
this must be the wierdest shit ive seen in anime so far..
>>693484064
I literally flinched to that holy shit
>>693481966
its name is Weta
>>693482354
wow. that's like my sisters vagina
>>693485222
Where do they live ?
Seems to be in Minecraft !
>>693487021
i live in a city where wild doves lives. and if we see a group on the street. we cant stop for them. we have to drive right through them.
>>693481394
Looks like Monthy Python stuff
>>693494084
it gets even weirder when you realise that's his sister.
>>693484439
speed and quantity you fucking retard
>>693483248
they did it backwards. It should be read from direction of travel
STOP
BUS
>>693481394 anyone know anything about this video?
>>693483295
bonus points for style
>>693490796
I think it is funny how the EU is acting like a child because of Britain leaving. It's like "WHAT! you don't want to be part of the club any more? well then your no longer one of the cool kids so we will ignore you to punish you for trying to make it without us telling you what to do."
>>693494412
It's a British road, you idiot. Look at how narrow the lanes are.
>>693493732
I doubt that. Looks to me like he was committing suicide in front of someone in public, like a wife or ex or something.
>>693487491
what the hell is this reaction
>>693494328
What anime is this?
>>693492064
>>693492163
Lazy fucks. I went to google and literally typed "fbi peephole microwave cds movie" first link to a reddit post, movie = The Core
you're welcome
>>693492163
die hard movie
>>693486877
>>693487488
>>693487689
Dildo taped into Coke bottle?
