Explain a film plot badly: I'll start. >A young man
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Explain a film plot badly:
I'll start.
>A young man quits his job, steals a jack and hangs out with a homeless girl and her pet.
> a teenager discovers he has magical powers and that he has to save the world by dying or everyone else he loves dies.
>A guy fights a pretty big guy
>>693480098
Harry Potter
>Teenager is sick
>not actually sick
>Skipping school
>Hangs with friends
>TWIST AND SHOUT
>>693480570
ferris bueller?
>>693480688
Was it that easy?
>>693480128
Either Rocky or Fight Club
>>693480975
Insomniac and his friends make soap
>>693480098
the butterfly effect
one black and two whites discover a rock they can fly
Man runs
Man fish's
Man fights in war
Has aids baby.
>>693480413
wrong
>>693481322
mexican nigger: story of people's hero
>guy tries to kill himself
>fails
>the mob wants to kill him because he couldnt kill himself
>>693481322
forest gump
>>693481101
fightclub
>>693481101
trailer park boy
>>693480798
yeah it was
>>693481322
Forrest gump
> molly ringwald gets fucked in the asshole
>>693481533
Was it the aids baby that gave it away?
> a guy can't sleep in seattle
> a dude gets lost translating
> a nigger fights for his woman
> an old man kills gookboys
> a fish needs to find other fish
> toys make a story when they are alive
> your wife is cheating on you
>business card porn
>kill lookalike
>listen to music
>get away with it
Child kidnapped
Raised as pirate
Imprisoned
Discovers friendship
Make superteam
>>693481910
eggshell white, subtle touch
>>693481899
The Lion King?
>>693481993
The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.
>>693481910
American psycho.
> a man needs a favor from a don
> a spanish man likes cocaine too much
> a cousin needs help from vinnie
> a black man runs a herion operation out of Vietnam
> bunch of gangsters fight spooks in 80s new york
> a guy needs a second favor from a don
> a long island man serial kills people with a freezer
> corrupt new york cops
>>693481244
chronicle
>>693482153
yup
>>693481630
What? Need to see this
>>693480098
donnie darko
>guy with huge dick
>70's good times
>80's bad times
>cocain
>>693482399
kurt cobain
Man framed for murder
Makes better friends in prison
Escapes
End.
>former shoeshiner
>man refuses to go home and get his fuckin shinebox
>>693482399
My life irl.
>awful cold out here
>bad helicopter pilot
>who ate my friend?
>fire
>end
>>693481322
Gump
>>693479845
sauce?
>>693482525
shawshank redemption?
a man just needed to return some videotapes
a faggot unites with a maxifaggot to survive zombies and get fucked by 2 teenage girls
>>693482266
The plot of GTA 4
>>693483526
game of thrones?
>white russians
>bowling
>>693480128
big guy can breath without the thing.
>wall street
>Cocaine and hookers
>>693483799
Big Lebowski
>>693482836
Correct
Aids baby was a give away.
Okay
Two whites and a hottie fight between themselves for most part
then team up to fight bigger asshole
Mouses and rats fight but in the end it's ok.
And there is farmers and scientists.
>>693483373
Correct
>guy's daughter is kidnapped
>kill a shitload of people
>fly off in plane as credits roll
>>693483526
That one with Mark Wahlberg where he kidnaps a eastern looking girl
>>693483627
Zombieland
>>693483526
American Psycho
nigger
>sit down at restaurant with friend
>talk
>fuck man my friend is weird
>end of conversation
>alright friend is cool is guess
>>693484362
Django
>>693482399
Boogie nights?
>>693484701
correct!
>>693480098
Passion of the Christ??
>>693483919
Wolf of wall street
>Two guys do fitness
>want money
>kidnap a richfag
>One dies the other goes to jail
>>693483799
GTA IV?
>>693481527
In Bruges?
>>693484191
Taken
>guy who rides a bike at circus needs money
>robs bank
>dies
>cops son is a faggot
>>693484977
Pain and gain?
>>693484292
Kek
>>693485043
Oh shit what a film!
>Some nigger steals a bike
>Bike owner looks for his bike
>Gets his bike back, becomes big action star
An alcoholic orphan and his boss burn down his family home.
>>693485209
Yes m8 correct
>be a policeman, promoted.
>first day, new boss is an evil, corrupt motherfucker
>almost killed in a bathtub by mexicans
>'do you wanna go to jail or do you wanna go home?'
>Oh shit are you okay?
>Ive been raped
>WHAT Ohmygosh we need to get you to police
>on way to police
>heres a rape
>theres a rape
>shit another rape
>this movie is all about rape
>why cant we all stop raping
>another rape
>credits
>probably rape bonus scene after credits idk tbh
>>693486123
training day?
>>693486123
Training day to easy
>>693486123
Day of Training
>Family gets into a crash, get separated
>Son and his kid brother are stranded in the woods
>They team up with local natives to find their parents, courageously
>>693485788
Friday
>>693486357
The Tracy fragments?
>>693486471
>>693486498
>>693486545
Correct, and yes, way too easy.
Hard mode.
>dude is an hero because girl
>makes pizza with other an heros
>wants to find an hero GF
>Gogol Bordello.mp3
>new love intrest
>Magic shit.wtf
>New love interest is accidentally kill but not an hero.
>Dude and new love interest un an hero.
>>693486555
No, much less blacks in this movie. Whites can be niggers, too.
>>693486572
OP of that post. I've never heard of that movie.
>raised by grandfather
>goes to high school
>dragon balls
>gayness
>hand air
>more gayness
>gorilla werewolf
>revives lame dudes
>ends
>Dragon Ball Evolution
>parents killed
>push giant wheel in circles and get huge
>crush enemies
>>693487000
the second pokemon movie?
>>693486357
Clockwork orange?
Or fifty shades of grey
>autistic guy gets hired to do one job
>decides he isnt getting paid enough
>some spic in a cowboy hat tries to steal from him
>kill him and his whole family
>Tommy Lee Jones says some stupid shit at the end of the movie
>>693487105
Conan
>Have to write essay for school
>Fuck this shit, hang out with brother all night
>Whip up the essay in the morning
>Take a piss before handing in essay
>Get confronted by nigger
>>693487105
conan the barbarian
easy
A lot of dwarfs is sent out to destroy jewelery
>>693487285
Get out of my Country Old Man,
He may have mental illness, but that's not autism in action.
>>693487361
American History X
>computer
>tic-tac-toe
>save the world
>>693486816
Peewee Herman.
Is it a motorbike or a push bike?
>>693485098
place beyond the pines or some shit
>>693482815
The Thing
>>693487641
War Games.
>>693487516
>>693487657
>>693487700
bingo
>>693487506
You can't deny that his haircut with his face is straight out of an autistic /r9k/ selfie thread. The dude may be smart enough to know how to be menacing, but his monologues and aversion to talking is totally autistic.
FFS, he blew up a car so he could steal some medical supplies from a mom and pop store. That's uber autistic.
>>693487464
LotR
>family chillin
>mother dies
>son runs away
>dad gets help from a woman with memory loss to find son
Religious man takes child from family
marries politician twice his age
Kills all the children
>>693487885
He swims away. He's a fish. It's Finding Nemo.
>>693487885
finding nemo
>>693487885
Finding nemo
>>693487694
correct
>>693487885
Nemo faggot
>>693488025
Jaws
Not falling for that bait
>>693486545
The Woods???
>traveling for a job
>during a bad storm dick co-workers ditch me
>gotta keep warm, gotta get my own food
>co-workers come back for me
>>693486357
Irréversible
>>693479845
A businessman cooperates with self-interested Jews to thwart government regulations.
>>693488656
The Revenant?
Depressed office worker joins cult and destabilises the government
>>693488966
Wanted?
>>693488963
Good guess, another vague clue:
>food tastes like shit
>>693479845
A boy runs away from the family farm with an old man who claims to have magic powers.
>>693489084
FUCK I CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAME
>>693489042
no
You're on the right lines though
>>693489117
Hope is Anew
>>693489196
If you're thinking of what I'm thinking, the name isn't obscure, it's straightforward. Another clue:
>only music he has is 70's music
>>693489350
correct, here's a hopefully more difficult one
>erectile dysfunction ends all life on earth
>>693488840
Autismo is the first guy to figure out the Jews were shuffling the shmeckles around and the entire housing market is about to collapse. A few eternal anglos notice a bit later and make millions. But Autismo is still hated in the end every step of the way even though me made everybody a shit ton of money off of it.
>>693489495
Children of Men?
>American doctors get taken against their will to treat patients in a warzone in an not totally clear Asian country.
>>693489590
first thing people always guess but nope.
>>693488656
Cast away.
>>693489084
wait....Alive????
>>693489745
Good guesses,
>works at NASA
>>693487000
death note live action?
also nice trips
>>693489878
The motherfucking Martian.
>>693489878
The martian. of course.
>>693481527
Looper?
>>693479845
Falling Down?
>>693489042
Also clue :agents
>>693491064
nah... that would be
>guy shoots up burgerjoint because they stopped serving breakfast 5 mins ago
>suck at being a pilot
>last pilot on earth
>your daughter is ugly
>trip out and save everyone
>>693491064
Nope its Star Wars: The Force Awakens, since nobody got it.
> plumber shows up
>fixes toilet
>housewife doesn't have enough money
Ohshitwrongthread
>a white guy and a mexican
>school president
>tots
>drugs
>crazy wife
>BWAAAMMMMMMMM
>wakemeupinside.gift
>maze
>baby on ceiling
>bellhop
>first night on the job
>weird guests
>>693491687
independence day?
>>693479845
>kid gets lost
>dad looks for kid
>wacky adventure time
>dad finds kid
>>693493200
Finding Nemo
>>693493355
yep
>>693493000
Grand Budapest Hotel. That's not even a bad explanation, that's literally the fucking plot.
>>693492323
napoleon dynamite
>>693492530
Trainspotting
>>693493518
nope, good guess though.
>>693493522
Yep
>>693491687
The Last Starfighter?
>>693493551
yep
>>693484278
nice
>>693489596
M*A*S*H
>>693494030
Very good sir. Didn't think anyone would get that one.
>lots of doors
>screaming children
>mint 400
>copious amounts of drugs
>>693492530
Only memorable thing in that shit movie.>>693492530
>>693481899
>a man composed of an iron alloy goes on a super(hero) adventure to save the world
> a white rapper walks for a dozen miles
>some chinese board an express train to Chungking
>man is horny and is 'in the mood for love'
>children play a board game called Jumanji(TM)
>a meme actor plays a particularly bad lieutenant: port of call new orleans
>>693494201
that and the scene where he sinks into the carpet..
still shit movie indeed
Hard mode time:
>a weird looking boy in some form of wheelchair follows a man to a bathroom
>>693494397
Iron Man
Ate Mile
Only ones I could think of. Also Jumanji.
>>693483526
What are videotapes?
>>693494904
underage b&
The Simpsons star in their very own movie!
>rabbits
>visions of rabbit lord
>humans are dicks
>rabbits are dicks
>where are we gonna live
>find a good home
>rabbits are dicks again
>dogs are fucking scary
> 2 different crime bosses think a guy is someone he is not
> tries to make him pay his debt
> Everything goes haywire.
>Guys become street pharmacists to bail their friend out
>>693493000
are two more clues, but this will probably give it away.
>find dead whore
>chopped off finger
>>693479845
>A girl has her first period
Good luck guys
>>693495452
carrie
>>693495489
nope
>>693495562
Ginger Snaps
>>693495223
watership down
>>693495706
wrong again
>>693495746
Yeah
>>693480128
batman 3
>>693495752
My Girl
>>693480128
nacho libre
>>693496051
noopee
>>693496118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g8mzywIWTs
>>693491272
Fear and loathing?
>>693496342
i needa check that out
still a no tho
>two cristian irish people
>get sign from god to get rid of mafia
>sequel was a bad decision
>>693496958
boondock saints
>>693496781
i got nothing
Francisco Franco fucks over a country full of fantasy creatures
>>693497257
> Quit job
> Start smoking pot
> get cheated on by wife
> get killed by neighbor
A guy takes some dudes on a trip... shit gets weird
>>693497199
which one gave it away?
>>693497410
interesting, kind of has a pans labyrinth feel. i'll check it out.
>hiding from commies
>an heroes
>girl and boy run away
>go watch some fireworks
>uncle bails and leaves some jewelry >quality of life declines rapidly
>>693491272
Big Daddy
>>693497593
american beauty?
>>693498534
Lord of the rings
>>693498769
You win sir
>girl cant decide between two different guys
*bonus points for all correct answers
>>693498961
This Means War
>>693498878
Yup
>>693498961
Apocalypse Now
>>693495275
Lebowski?
>on vacation with her family
>bored
>errbody dancing
>wat
>teach me
>dancing and sex
>dad's mad cause daughter's a slot machine
>no more dancing
>but what's this?
>"nerbedy puts dat ol' gal in da periphery!"
>hungry_eyes.wav
>guy goes to job
>learns about himself and friends
>life sucks but that's life
>Guy moves into apartment
>Neighbor is a qt3.14
>Guy helps out his neighbor
>Neighbor's husband comes back
>Guy drives around and kills everyone to be with his waifu
>>693493000
Four Rooms
>>693500970
Drive
>>693501475
Winrar
>PTSD
>Surfboards
Crippled boy
Cool wheelchair
Weird priest
Werewolf
>retard gets beaten up
>crazy ex-military brother back from war
>"hello, you cunt"
>kills retards abusers
>>693500401
Dirty Dancing
>poorfag buys house
>neighbour is rich fag
>Cousin is hot
>rich fag throws parties
>Rich fag bangs cousin
>he ded
> Leo D gets raped by bear.
> Bane mumbles a lot.
> Tree porn. A lot of it.
>crazy transsexual into making dresses
>makes own sex tape
>loves his dog
>home invasion, gets shot
>>693503125
Silence Of The Lambs
"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me"
>>693502651
Great Gatsby
>>693503472
correct, friend
>>693503531
Really easy, but you're right
>Living shit life
>get high all the time
>gf wants me to meet parents
>get high and fuck shit up
>>693502403
Yes sir
>schizophrenic freaks out
>fucking kids on my lawn
>black nurse assists husband murder
>oshitnigga
>run away, get caught by cross dressing pig
>try to be accepted as members in a new kingdom
>move in with hot transsexual and his gf
>has to fight evil ruler of kingdom to stop it being destroyed
>put it in the pooper
>victory
100 brownie points for whoever figures this one out
>>693504379
Bridge to Terrabithia?
>be civil war
>this grill is hungry
>"as god is meh wetness, I will nevar go hungry again!"
>civil war over
>she's eating steady but a total bitch
>her husband leaves
>all like "honestly, my dear, I don't give a hoot!"
>>693504913
That movie hurt me in the feels when I first saw it.
>>693504913
nope! I'll be kind and give a few hints...
1) Pig isn't actually a pig
2) Self hating lesbian sex-change
3) Spit roasted
(maybe too easy? hell, I don't know)
>>693505023
Same.
>>693482534
Good Fellas
>An aging James Bond saves Chicago with help from Superman's dad.
>true love dies
>heartbroken
>best friend gets in touch
>road trip!
>brings annoying younger friend to save money
>shit goes down fam
>RALPH
>find casino
>soppy ending
>you cant park in the faculty lot
>im about to graduate - they should be sucking on my ball sack
>sis gets beaten by jackass
>older brother gets mad
>its a trap
>>693501332
yes
>>693506504
The Untouchables too easy
>>693508497
damn you're good. and I didn't even mention illegal liquor...
>>693479845
A cowboy loses his position of leadership to a cocky astronaut in a small town full of eccentric colorful characters.
>high ranked military officer gets called
>same guy gets sent to fight in war
>he doesn't want to cuz coward
>gets arrested
>sent anyway
>he dies
>relives the same day
>dies like 1000000 times
>saves the earth from aliens
>dies
>wakes up again
>>693502108
Dead man's shoes
>man must drink the water of life
>>693508903
Tom Cruise bs movie
>>693509369
One of his only good movies btw, give him a break. The guy is a douche actor but once in a while...
>dream
>in a dream
>in a drean
>limbo
>The story says that the major treasure ever made was far away from there
>also, the protagonist is a young guy who knows about this treasure
>he, with a lot of companions, decides to search that treasure
>He also hated some guy tho, but one of them will make him really rich after the story is done
>>693509716
inception?
>>693509037
Yep
>crazy hackz0r lyf
>wakes up from 'dream'
>meets cool black guy
>fuck shit up
>>693509722
Pirates of the carribean?
>>693509369
>scientology mascot
>give the man a break
>lul
>>693510138
Keep trying
>>693509037
You're right
>>693509722
Treasure Planet
>an old robot is stuck with the same horrible job
>suddenly a hot piece of robot ass shows up
>the first robot follows this new slick robot to a giant spaceship
>>693509510
>scientology mascot
>give the man a break
>lul
>>693510540
This fucking guy gets it, yes, it is
>>693510614
WALLØ
>>693510705
YØ
>>693510133
The Matrix
>Two spanish guys
>one land
>they almost die reaching that land
>gods
>gods dont bleed
>genocide
>after saving everyone, they steal the land... and they lost it
>super smart guy
>meets cool old psychologist dude
>I have to go see about a girl
>the end
>>693511460
Charlies Angels
>>693511051
yeppers
>fucking canadians
>saddam hussein
>>693511658
Nah
>>693511460
The Jungle Book
>>693511460
Saving Private Ryan?
>>693511927
>>693511981
Isnt that hard, i guess...
>>693511460
The Hills Have Eyea!
>>693512067
Nah
>>693511460
Pulp Fiction
>>693480098
Donnie Darko
>>693511460
Avatar.
>>693512394
>>693512491
nah, keep trying
>>693512638
The story of Christopher Columbus whipin that may flower pimp squad style.
>>693511460
Che
>>693513021
Shit, you almost got it, try harder
>>693511460
The Road to El Dorado
Idiots go to party
Zombie Redneck Torture Family appears
Death starts
Puppeteers!
Lotta death
World ends
>>693513389
Cabin in the Woods
Boy is hypnotized by a snake
The rest of the animated film's plot is overshadowed by this
>>693513273
Yes, it is, gj mate
>>693513501
Correct.
>>693504925
Gone with the Wind.
>>693511647
Good Will Hunting
>A man and his friend lose their jobs
>The man creates a group so that they may strip for money
>Film finish they thoroughly naked
>PTSD
>flashbacks
>o shit got no arms or legs
>love of your life with your best friend
>sad music
50 points for who gets it
>>693515367
That's the actual plot of the full monty though
>>693515421
the butterfly effect
>>693479845
>crashing a plane
>>693516102
50 points
>>693515769
Good, maybe too easy though
Let's try harder :
> I chose to live every choices
> Big crunch
>girl runs away from home
>crazy dad
>little girl tatses blood and begins transforming
>boy tries to help her
>huge ass mother does magic shit
>happy end
>>693479845
>some guy gets back in time and uses some book to get out
>>693481942
Guardians
>>693484068
B v S
>Bruce Willis is dead
Someone make a new thread.
>>693484362
Hateful 8
>black guy
>sunglasses
>nobody's bullets ever hit him
>bad guy steals his shit
>bad guy can't use his shit
>rows boat to library and talks to librarian for days
>dies
>>693517761
Just be the someone.
>kid gets lost because shit parents
>mysterious old man shows up
>Rich white parents loose kid
>Be him
>be 17 now
>breath fresh air
>Bang naked young pussy
>FeelsGood.jpg
>White Man kill forest
>White Man baad
>White steal women and wife to make whre
>Good white man appears
>Good white man saves forest
>Good white man is my dad
